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INTJ problems.
INTJs... INTJs... I really thought I've gone soft or that my edge was getting dull because I've been doing my best to sound less deprecating when speaking facts...
Someone asked for me and my colleagues' opinion and my mouth and brain didn't even pause to rethink and just blurted "That's too... TOO ugly"...
I didn't approve of the color scheme.
p.s. We have the most unhinged thoughts and an unfiltered mouth.
#intj things#intj woman#intj#intj female#mbti intj#intj personality#Funny intj#intj thoughts#mbti types#intj problems
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Theoretically, it would have worked.
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Classic-ENTP #43
ENTP: the system should be as disposable to you as you are to the system.
INTJ: *thinking they've finally found a like minded individual*
INTP: she's talking about Minecraft don't bother being impressed
#disappointed but not surprised#classic-entp#entp#entp things#mbti#entp thoughts#mbti humour#mbti humor#mbti memes#mbti funny#mbti personality types#intj x entp#intj#writing#writing inspo#writing prompt#entp female
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ
1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully
2. INTP: Nerd
3. INTJ: Socially inept
4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you
5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible
6. ENFP: Quirky
7. INFP: Pathetic
8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit
9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world
10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me
11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12. ESFJ: Forgettable
13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?
14. ESTP: Flaky
15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)
16. ISTJ: Square
#mbti#mbti stuff#mbti dynamics#myers briggs#mbti funny#intj thoughts#intj female#intj#entp#intp#entj#enfj#enfp#infp#infj#isfj#isfp#esfp#esfj#estj#estp#istp#istj
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#imnot well about the fact that he was typed as intj ten billion years ago in college or something#but in the “holly shit this is so funny” way <- used to be into mbti. my type changed from infp to intp btw ✌✌#jawsh#mauv's meowing
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lol
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i don't know if it's some sort of spiteful instinct within me that i developed against fanon but the idea of damen straight out calling laurent an idiot is hilarious. to me
#just the image#of mastermind architect intj laurent of vere#being looked in the eye by the king of what vere considers a barbarian country#and being told he's being dumb.#like i just wonder sometimes. how the hell laurent would react to that#and then i remember This Happens Continously in canon#and every time laurent's reaction is basically damn. youre right. i AM being dumb#with the barely contained rage#it's that aux te. yknow? if it works it works mentality#anyway. very funny very underused element in their dynamic big fan of the whole thing#captive prince#damen x laurent
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i took an mbti test again last night and it's always nerve-wracking to see if i now have a different result this time but THANK GOD order is restored there is peace in the universe i am still an intj bitch 😌
#giving me any other result would cause me to have an identity crisis i swear#also it's super funny to me how 16 personalities removed putin from famous intjs#this is the villain personality type#like#girl#we know#(i found out a few years back and i chacked all the other types to see if he was there instead but NO. they just removed him)#text
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These lyrics from The Front Bottoms are effectively what Butler crankily receives in his phone after Minerva (rightfully) tells him he was fucking insane for opting in on the Mars Mission instead of simply telling Artemis to cool it with this recent quarter-life/new clone body crisis
#artemis fowl#genuinely Butler and Minerva's friendship is so funny in that Minerva went from having a teenaged crush on Artemis to being like '<3 raisin#awareness about the sick and twisted elder abuse being wrought by Ireland's most annoying INTJ on D. Butler's sweet and sensitive soul'.#(Minerva briefly becomes interested in MBTI as a substitute for social analysis b4 receiving an adulthood autism diagnosis. it's grating.)'
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This one goes out to all of my fellow former phoney INTJs. As a former mistyped INTJ, this meme was a nobrainer after seeing all of the other INTPs and ISTJs in the same boat lmao
#mbti#mbti personalities#mbti types#16 personalities#intj#intp#istj#had the idea for this meme like 2 days ago and my brain latched onto it like a fuckin CLAW#could not let it go#its so simple but also kinda funny and true
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Productivity
ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.
INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.
ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?
INFJ: ... yes.
#i feel like it has to be said that we only had this conversation because entj didn't have the motivation to work anymore today#so he came to my office to make me procrastinate with him together for an hour and then he left to do the same to our estj co-worker#he's such an idiot i love talking to him#every time i meet another NJ (which happens like once every 100 years) i slightly lose it a little#because talking to someone else with Ni is like suddenly being allowed to breathe#suddenly there's someone who actually speaks your language and there's never just one second of silence because there's so much to say!!#(is that how people with more common functions get to feel frequently? like SPs meeting other SPs? SJs meeting SJs?)#also it's very funny to be on the receiving end of the Ni stare because all of us NJs do that#so whenever you see two (not romantically involved) people just staring at each other's eyes for two hours you've found two NJs#my intj brother has a problem with eye contact actually but he STILL DOES THIS just not when you're looking too#this has nothing to do with the post but you know me#maybe i'll do a more elaborate post about the ni stare at some point#also i'm gonna post the list with the writer interviews very soon took a bit longer than i had anticipated and i still only have one isfp#but oh well what can you do#mbti#mbti conversations#entj#infj
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This is the only way I'm good at something.
Credit to @mbti_tties
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Classic-ENTP #40
INTJ: I don't like you
ENTP: lol that's funny
INTJ: ...
ENTP: wait... actually?
INTJ: yeah, actually
ENTP: you genuinely don't like me?
INTJ: yep
ENTP: how???
INTJ: what do you mean, "how"? You are very easy to dislike. You're loud, annoying, have the memory of a goldfish, and never take anything seriously
ENTP: ...
ENTP: but those are my best qualities
#what do mean the personality that I've perfectly curated is not appealing to you#that's ridiculous#also did you guys know that if you're using a PC and you're writing the title of a post#when you click tab it moves the cursor to the tags section and not the body of the post#did you also know that the max character limit for a tag is 139 characters#i kept going over the limit so i had to rearrange the tags like 6 times lol#classic-entp#entp#entp things#mbti#entp thoughts#adhd#intj#entp x intj#intj x entp#intj things#mbti humour#mbti personality types#mbti funny#mbti types
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Just a conversation between an intj and an enfp:
#mbti#intj facts#intj quotes#intj stuff#enfp personality#intj x enfp#hilarious#dank memes#memes#humor#lol#funnytextposts#funny texts
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INTJ, INTP & ENFP conversation
(This is a real story which took place in my school)
Me (INTJ) and my acquaintance (INTP) had been discussing MBTI and cognitive functions since we both find it interesting another acquaintance of my and our conversation goes like this:
ENFP - Hey guys!!!! What's up???
INTP - We are kinda busy now.
ENFP - Are you all hiding something? Is it for my birthday???
INTJ - No. We were talking about MBTI.
ENFP - That's boringggggg!!!
INTJ and INTP continue as it is a part of their project.
ENFP(bored)
ENFP - Do you know what my MBTI is??? Let me tell you. It is C-U-T-E!!!
INTJ and INTP look at each other awkwardly as they finally realize that they will have to continue with their project later.
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