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Say No Like a Savage: Full Bhai Mode 16e Pro
Daily writing promptHow often do you say “no” to things that would interfere with your goals?View all responses How Often Do I Say “No” to Distractions? Bro, I Ghost Temptations for Sport. There are two types of people in the world: Those who struggle to say “no.” And me—the person who’s practically blocking distractions like a ninja playing Fruit Ninja blindfolded. How often do I say “no”…

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#Bhai Mode Activated#Commitment Energy#dailyprompt#dailyprompt-1888#Discipline Diaries#Focus and Chaos#Funny Productivity Posts#Indian Pop Culture Blog#Jugnu Express Originals#Salman Khan Vibes#Say No Like a Pro#Tom and Jerry humor
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I JUST MADE AN ABSOLUTELY HORRID YET HILARIOUS REALIZATION.
THE SUNGLASSES.


THEYRE BECOMING REAL.
#shitpost#homestuck#dave strider#apple vision pro#apple products#I DO NOT SUPPORT APPLE#I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY#homestuckie#homestuck posting#dave strider homestuck#homestuck dave#apple shades#homestuck dave strider#dave strider posting#homestuck funny
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So I ran a twitter poll asking people who their least favorite MD character was..
#fanart#indie animation#liam vickers animation#glitch productions#murder drones#murder drones fanart#spooky#serial designation j#j every day#murder drones j#funny post
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"Evil Failure" _ Short comic Fanart: Alastor / Vox (Hazbin Hotel by Vivziepop/ Spindlehorse Studio / Amazon) Imagine if these two met by chance in a bar after what happened. Just let me know if you'd like to see a sequel of this scene. 😁
#fanart#alastor and vox#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox the tv demon#the vees#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin art#hazbin fanart#spindlehorse art#hazbin amazon#amazon products#parody#funny comics#devil demon#demons#cartoon#digital art#my art#artists on tumblr#my post#art of the day#just for fun
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I bring to thee some quick late night Viktuuri sketches because I think we could all use some fluff
#some viktuuri for the soul!#my blorbos are always in my mind even if im not creating for them in that moment#they never leave <3#their eepy leepiness is a reflection of moi and i love their eepy leepiness for them i hope theyre getting some great naps#just some calm and quiet#love that for them#also this isnt the first time i draw in like two months what are you talking about?#the last art i posted totally wasnt from the 14th of march shhhhh the date on the post is definitely wrong source trust me#no but like i have been so dead for months#dont expect to see much art from me before july when my break starts and i can stop being stressed out of my mind#now i can be one of those tortured artist types except i havent done any art to communicate how sad i am#tbh im just tired i just wanna sleep#am i gonna? youre funny of course not but now i can at least pretend my awake time was vaguely productive#yuri on ice#yuri on ice fanart#fanart#art#arom antix art#arom antix#viktor nikiforov#kastuki yuuri#viktuuri
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prey
/prā/
#blue lock#kaisagi#michael kaiser#isagi yoichi#kiis#im not sorry for the mhmmmm elegant tasteful eyecandy robes isagi has. is kaiser trying to rip it off or pull it tighter? owo#kaisagi dynamic be like; they throw slurrs @ the other as a love language. they want to b devoured carnally. cant be in the same rm fr 10mi#im obsessed. so much yandere energy here!!!!! the possibilities!!!!! endless!!!!#funny art rant: sometimes i cant find refs or good refs for hands so i just. blurr everything. proportion be looking like yaoi hands ASLDKJ#ill be honest theres so many medival fantasy-esque aus floating in my head im keyboard mashing everything into these fanarts#they can be anything you want them to be. priestxservant. sacrificexrandomstableboy. princexsquire. angelxhuman. go wild#rereading bluelock and seeing...crazy dilated pupils on kaiser for some of his kaiser impact scenes. hELLOOOOO DRAGON KAISER HIIII#i was so tempted to draw him with horns but i like the pupils here round. uwu maybe next time hehe#hamster product#👉👈 hey sorry he's already claimed. you gotta find your own prey somewhere else - is what the text would be if hiori was posting this lol#big fan of hiori the canon shipper. representing fans everywhere <3
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I used to worry people wouldn’t like my silly nsfw stories if they followed me for cute long gay comics and now that two of my sex shop stories are blowing up I’m fretting all the new followers will get annoyed about the long gay comics.
Repeating my mantra: this is my blog and I post what I want to.
#ramblies#had a friend tell me I’m trying to be famous and I was like ??? I don’t think wanting people to see my art or read my writing is the same#I’m happy I’m getting more followers because it means more people interact with my creative works#which feels objectively different to how I think of Fame#I want people to like the final product: the art or story. I’m not necessarily building a brand around who I am as a person#I did originally make this tumblr to post my funny sex shop stories then moved on when I switched jobs and didn’t have an audience#and now that I do I have such a better writing voice to share them with so I’m happy people are enjoying them finally
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I think they are supposed to be twins???
(maybe originally in the concept art, but in canon it seems they aren't anymore? dion has been stated to be the oldest, but my thoughts are maybe like he's the older twin lmao. i will probably be 100% wrong if there is ever a future installment in this series.)




Funny story, I originally wanted to color these sketches, but I found that most of my traditional art supplies are unusable (the pencil colors has a very faded color, and most of my markers have a diluted yellow coloring lmaoooo ToT). I haven't been using them from 2019 and it really shows.
Oh yeah, here's a full page sketch.

#psychonauts 2#psychonauts dion#psychonauts frazie#dion aquato#frazie aquato#psychonauts#traditional art#sketches#unfinished art#pen sketches#art#fanart#cartoon fanart#double fine productions#fanart 2025#usagifuyusummerart2025#you can find more of my ramblings on these guys in the alt text lmao i yap a lot i know#i love these guys but there's not much discussion going on about them especially dion since they're not really the focus on the second game#which that's fine. psychonauts is about raz after all i find him funny and i wonder what horrendous truths will he discover more if there is#ever a future game. unrelated but i love razzle dazzle's was it? AU of Dion not being psychic really? but he can see ghosts#(and the side abilities that come with that) which i think is a passive psychic ability. not strong like what the rest of their family#members have but it does align with what i think his character is like. dismissive but he does care he just can't show it because nobody#will believe him something like that. i have more to blab on this but tag limit lmao#this is just me relieving stress btw i'll get back on track when i feel more better.#you'll see me posting random stuff when i can't focus on what i want to do lol.#plus i've been thinking maybe my un-banger posts should have a specific tag? tundra or cold post??? i'll think about it....#if you read all of this then wow thank you hope you have a nice day wherever you are
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Rate his punch 😉🐾
#35mm#100 days of productivity#cute#cats#cats of tumblr#cute cats#kitten#kitties#kitty#kitty cat#kittens#big cats#angry cat#tabby cat#black cats#warrior cats#cat#funny#funny memes#funny post#humor#humour#haha#cats of the internet#cats are the best#tumblr memes#tumblr itself#tumblr#funny animals#cat memes
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its the fact i cannot think of anything else other than cherik what the hell
these guys have just made a home in my brain
i am not normal about them
while i was watching wicked a small part of me was just going “omg fem cherik”
(i was also just appreciating the movie cause wowie)
hurrrghxhsish this is driving me insane 😭😭

#its the fact i post daily about them too 😭#i can’t remember what i was like before i start posting 💔#that was like two weeks ago as well 🤨#i am a changed woman 😔#lol#i’ve also watched nearly every mcu production as well#bro i grew up with marvel and its only until recently i discovered xmen#its all thanks to deadpool and wolverine damn#its funny that i originally watch the first two xmen films and went ‘eh not really for me’ until i saw first class#guh my brain chemistry has been altered#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#x men#wish does not shut up
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#one thing i love about democracy is that it scoffs at what just one dude said. i think socialists need to move to smaller#more niche countries#democracy is about listening to all that and then there’s a sizable portion of the population (voting majority) who wasn’t listening#didn’t care or didn’t agree#okay this one guy didn’t like fast fashion#me neither#but it provides tons of jobs and the stores exist and the people buy the stuff#yeah i wish products were wool#your great socialist revolution is gonna bring quality products back?#actually what you’re noticing is a space in the market#you can fill this space ~ capitalism#if you want more wool#create the wool industrial machine again?? wow that’s a lot of work to think about but at the end of it!!!!???#might just move becuase the true happiness in life will come when you can live in a small town and be nosy and friendly with everyone and#have some semblance of control over your community and the things that happen in and around oh no you got invaded and overrun and you’re#being colonized!!!! so sorry about that but your tiny utopia is now a part of the caliphate
Got these tags on my Morrisian case against fast fashion post. Genuinely the most insane tags I've ever gotten. It has everything - "niche countries", socialism bad, capitalism good, exploiting workers is good actually it provides jobs, make your own higher quality product that'll definitely fix the problem of capitalistic market forces driving down quality - thanks to capitalism of course, move elsewhere if you don't like capitalism, fanfic about colonizing Muslims.
Amazing. Beautiful. A work of art.
#i was debating weather i should just ignore this since they are so incoherent and so wrong in so many ways#and so there's no point in giving a proper answer#but ultimately i decided this was too funny to not post about#managing to add islamophobia in a completely unrelated topic really seals the deal for me#since i decided not to give a proper answer but have a petty laugh about it#i didn't want to answer with this directly to their reblog#it wouldn't have been productive and i didn't want to give them attention for no good reason
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I never finished this one sketch from 2023 but that's okay because the eyes are all that matter for me

#technically a repost but never posted on this blog sooo#not ffxiv#my art#i havent had the energy to spend this much time on the eyes the rare times ive been able to draw freely#since 2023..... god one and a half year. which is funny cause i wss soooo productive 2023#literally pumped out piece after piece i was on a ROLL#i miss it lol#this year we're gonna try though..#last year was a shitty fluke it dont count
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#If I was part of the resident evil fandom I would make one centered around the umbrella corporation#Voxmore#monsters inc#oscorp#lexcorp#Apex Computers#International genetic technologies#wayne industries#Wayne Powers#freakazoid#spiderman#xavier institute#X men#Batman#jurassic park#jurassic world#ok ko#Superman#Lex Luther#I have some good ideas for the lexcorp one#The Lex Luther Superman Superboy situation would be funny to write about#On a more serious note though lex has obviously done horrible shit#And his beliefs remind me of a lot irl shitty beliefs#So it's easy to come up with a crisis situation I could write about#Tell me your ideas for everything I listed here i wanna see what kinds of crisis's we can come up with#They can be serious or silly#I'll post the final product when it's done like last time#press release#pr agency#The gravity falls one writes itself
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chat what does it mean if i skipped my hrt for a month and i'm not sure why ??
#don't try to be funny here i'm genuinely a little concerned#bc like#i've definitely not been feeling good about it#i simply didn't do it#it's right there and i walk past it every day#and the fact i've been posting nonstop for days should be a hint that i'm not being productive irl
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dead serious if i were american and looked even remotely like the suspected unitedhealthcare shooter i would hand myself in to the cops claiming to be the real shooter. you have to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt so if there's several people who could plausibly be the shooter all claiming to be then surely they have to all be acquitted. like you only need 3 or so guys to do this
#maybe not the most politically productive thing you can do but man it would be so funny i'd do it#i guess posting this now i can no longer pull this trick if a similar opportunity arises where i actually fit the bill... go forth and do i#for me#wait does it work the same way in amerika do you have to be proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt
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Another mini art dump of me goofing off



And I have an expressions dump under the cut


Some actual transformers that I refuse to give context for.
And then my goofy little OC’s I like to pretend I don’t have only to draw them being silly.



I hope you love my expressions. I work… very hard on them… yeah…. Smth like that.
#art#doodles#transformers#fanart#my art#transformer art#art dump#I would list all the characters but that would take forever#I’m just trying to post smth so I feel productive#I’m in the middle of a few big things rn#anyway#enjoy#these are really funny#at least to me
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