#Funny Gift For Dad
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ibook4you · 5 months ago
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printhaysrobert · 1 year ago
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johnnydany · 2 years ago
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Mens Retro Vintage It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure Funny T-Shirt
Get yours now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/42566218-mens-retro-vintage-its-not-a-dad-bod-its-a-father-
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nocherrybombs · 7 months ago
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Food Safety is Always Important
Lumine: Thanks for inviting me to the House of the Hearth cookout, Lyney. I can honestly say that this is the most terrifying party I have ever attended.
Lyney: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Lumine: Is the Knave wearing a t-shirt that says "Fish fear me, women also fear me, everyone fears me, I am very scary"?
Lyney: We needed to find her something casual to wear and this is the best we could come up with on short notice.
Lumine: But why?
Lyney: Look, do you have any idea how unsettling it is to get served hot dogs off the grill by a woman in a three-piece suit?
Meanwhile, at the grill...
Arlecchino: I don't see what the problem is. It is meat, like steak, is it not?
Freminet: Father, please, I am begging you. Chicken tartare is not safe to eat. You have to cook it all the way through. The other children will get food poisoning!
Arlecchino: Food poisoning is nothing more than weakness leaving the body.
Lynette: It's definitely something leaving the body.
Paimon: For the first time in her life, Paimon isn't hungry anymore.
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gray-doestheart · 22 days ago
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It’s shou sunday
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beaconfeels · 2 months ago
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Peter ending up at the Stilinski's house after the fire as "suspiciously large dog" and getting nursed back to health by Stiles.
Thoughts? 👀
I think Noah is pretty dubious about the large “dog” he finds Stiles with when he gets home, but he’s also helpless when his son looks up at him with those big brown eyes and wobbling lower lip and says, “Dad, he’s hurt. We have to help him!”
But the thing is, it turns out Peter’s not healed in wolf form, but the wounds he suffered in the fire basically disappeared under his skin. I dunno, it’s some weird shifter magic. So the vet is like, “I don’t know what’s wrong with him. He seems fine physically.” (Is this a metaphor for invisible illness? Or for the wounds we have that nobody can see? Maybe)
Even Noah can see that the dog isn’t okay, and he really hopes that it doesn’t have some weird illness it can somehow pass on to Stiles, but he doesn’t stop Stiles from taking care of the dog.
Stiles doesn’t know why the dog isn’t okay, but he clearly isn’t. It’s hard for him to walk. He sleeps for hours at a time, and sometimes when he’s awake, he lets out mournful howls that send a shiver down Stiles’s spine.
Stiles will never know how much he’s really doing to heal Peter. Peter thinks he might have been stuck in pain for years if he hadn’t stumbled upon this boy. Stiles pets him constantly, cuddles with him at night, coos soft encouraging words to him when he howls. His love and loyalty is like pack, and it allows Peter to heal from his wounds much more quickly.
Stiles names the dog Thor, and he could swear it rolls his eyes at him whenever he says it, but he still comes when Stiles calls.
Thor refuses to wear a collar or leash, but he follows Stiles to school every day once he’s doing better, and he’s always waiting when Stiles gets out. This would be awesome anyway, but it’s extra awesome because Stiles gets bullied all the time, and now nobody bothers him to or from school anymore since Thor will place himself between Stiles and the bullies and growl viciously until they run away. It’s good for Scott too, because it wasn’t doing his asthma any favors when he and Stiles had to make a run for it.
So yeah, the Stilinskies end up having a dog. Kind of. I say kind of, because it’s not really a typical owner and pet situation. Thor is ungovernable. He comes and goes when he pleases. He never seems hungry, but he also rarely eats the food Stiles puts out for him.
Noah won’t admit it to Stiles, but Thor does seem to understand more than the average dog. He’s also huge, which would be disconcerting if Noah didn’t have clear proof that Thor would protect them with his life. All in all, it’s a strange situation, but soon neither of the Stilinskis can imagine a life without their dog.
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moeblob · 2 months ago
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They're soulmates in every single universe and I miss them at the most random times.
#my characters#haha funny thing is that venus doesnt even exist in base plot she is ONLY for AUs#in base plot ego the ginger guy is a prince and serenity the navy haired guy is an energy alien#and serenity takes on the form of a human to be fake engaged to ego and its never meant to actually end up with them married#but serenity falls in love with the prince and feels immense guilt when they meet up#and then ego is like HAHA YEAH my life is the greatest cause i get to marry my best friend but technically youre best friend by default#since i have zero other friends because i cannot leave the castle which kinda sucks but whatever#and serenity can give his life force to others to keep them healthy and usually stops by to heal egos younger brother#so he looks tired a lot bc he is depleting his own life to help others#and and in au versions hes just chronically tired and very much in love with ego who is completely oblivious#and half the time they (bc theyre mine) are pining mutually thinking ahaha theres no WAY hed like me#or in egos case a lot of the time in the au its what if he only likes me cause i spoil him rotten bc im super wealthy and i love gifting#and serenity ! in base plot since he is an alien from like... space.... basically... another realm#he resides with another royal family in a different kingdom and the king there treats him like a son#which plays into the au versions where serenity is adopted and he just really loves his dad a lot#like really admires the man who adopted him and raised him as a single father who almost always has a connection to egos dad since#in base theyre just two kings being buddies and trying to get good relations between their kingdoms#but anyway ego is one of the few ocs i have that will actively say#I LOVE YOU SO MUCH : D very openly and i love that for him??#not a lot of my ocs will be that open about their feelings but ego is very good at communication and talking and stuff#compared to serenity who is an alien who doesnt even have to talk where he originated bc the aliens are just blue energy blobs#and they sense each other and communicate silently#so making him take a human form is like MMMM not sure how to interact like a normal human tbh#i owe art to one person then i am able to get back to indulgent stuff for me and reqs and stuff#this was just so i had something to post today since idk if the art i owe someone will be cool to post or not
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flaphack · 2 months ago
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i love terry jr but it is SO FUNNY that he is now receiving karmic retribution for his shitty step kid behavior in the form of a stepdaughter that hates him
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azne09 · 2 months ago
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My birthday gift— I love my friends sm
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violetstems · 9 months ago
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Kenlee (Kenny x Lee) for the cat/dignified ships!
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sure why not
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ibook4you · 6 months ago
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cerealbishh · 2 months ago
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"As excited as I am to have everyone see Kathy Bates deliver another incredible performance, I'm excited for people to be introduced- who don't already know how incredible Skye is." (x)
"I am having the time of my life and Jason Ritter keeps me laughing more than any human being on the planet." (x)
#matlock cbs#matlock reboot#jason ritter#skye p. marshall#listen i rarely watch tv and i HATE that the shows i make gifs of are cbs and prime(FUCK them for supporting genocide)#i just love jason skye david and leah in their employed eras#i want them to have multiple seasons and steady jobs#also i love julian and olympia's chemistry and anyone who know me knows i like exes who may or may not still have feelings for each other#i like that they are TRYING to stay civil and friendly and it seems like there is still love there(i see those smiles and stares)#sorry to elijah(he's pretty) but i prefer this trope to secret office romance(but also they were close friends!!!)#i think julian is covering up for his dad and that's why there's been such tension in his in olympia's marriage but idk#also the fact that jason is not credited in the last episode makes me anxious about something happening to him#maybe i'm wrong and julian was the one who unalived the daughter?(i kind of have a jason ritter bias and am HOPING he's not bad)#i love how in sync jason and skye are and how they seem to share similar humor?#conversely julian and elijah also seem in sync and have chemistry#they should just be a throuple /j#whether this is purely a friendship or ends up being a rekindled romance i'm here for it#wait this show has more than 12 episodes? maybe i'm not worried about him after all#i wanted jason and skye to share scenes as soon as i heard they were cast and to have them be somewhat friendly exes is such a gift to me#there was another interview where skye called jason her emotional support human#also love how happy he is for her whenever she says that this is her cinderella moment#the fact that he seems (jokingly)disappointed that julian fumbled olympia is so funny to me#''fumbled that somehow...''#''YOU LET HER GOT AWAY???'' ''i KNOW! i don't know how...''
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spockvarietyhour · 1 year ago
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Due South "The Gift of the Wheelman"
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petsync · 7 months ago
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Cats: the only creature that can ignore you, demand your attention, and knock over your stuff all in the span of five minutes.🥰🥰👈👈
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the-faultofdaedalus · 10 months ago
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shadowheart is a werewolf you CANT change my mind
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eri-pl · 17 days ago
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Silm Advent calendar 6: Gifts*
Warnings: ...idk, gaslightning? Annatar and Celebrimbor. So, that's a warning (not romantically, but still ominous).
"What do you mean: apprentice?"
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Celebrimbor put a strand of hair behind his ear. Too short to be braided—the result of a minor accident. "This is a part of becoming a master. She has to show, in front of the whole guild, that she can teach. And if would be unfair to have her teach a child—both for her, as children vary greatly in skill, and for the child, to be taught by an unproven master."
He glanced up from the document. Annatar still didn't seem to comprehend, so he continued. "Therefore it's the custom to have the would-be master pick a subject that's new to one of the established masters — and teach him or her. Of course, I would love to learn how to brew Sindarin pine beer, but since you are here, my lord, of course you are the most natural—" Celebrimbor shook his head. "But no, forgive my foolishness, of course you surely know it already! Or are Sindarin crafts new even..." He did not finish, unwilling to be the first to say what hasn't been said openly yet, just impled.
Was his guest sent by the Valar, or did he came to help less formally, just, with their quiet approval? Or…without it? But this surely would not be possible.
Certainly he came from the West. That much was obvious.
"This," said Annatar, "is an absurd custom. It turns everything upside down. What will you do next, start giving out presents on your own begetting day?"
"I can't see how that could harm anyone—" Celebrimbor bit his tongue. That was not his father, that was an emissary of the Valar. He deserved politeness, even when he seemed to offer none of it himself. The Valar ruled Arda, after all. (The need to please Annatar was not about Father. Nor about the uncles, even the kind ones. It wasn't about the question which Celebrimbor would not ask anyway, which he dared not to ask, because then he might receive an answer.) "I apologize if my offer offended you, my lord. If you do not want to, I will gladly let her teach me."
Annatar studied him, with motionless face, like one of grandmother's sculptures. No, not even like one of them, as they were never so perfect, they were more... Alive? The emissary emanated with something greater than the perfection of art or life. Beauty so profound that it left no place for any other kind of beauty. Timelessness. The bliss of Valinor brought to Middle Earth.
Finally, he spoke, in a voice as flawless as his looks. "Do as you will. I am glad to see that you're open to learning new things... I wonder how you shall do with something more difficult though."
"Try me." Celebrimbor bowed slightly, and too late realized that his words have again been less than polite.
Fortunately, Annatar smiled. "Not yet. There will be time for trials, there will be time for learning, and there will be time for... more subtle questions. But I promise you, before I'm done here, you will know things you cannot yet even imagine."
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