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Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.

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dude wool is magic it's like I can actually thermoregulate in the cold now what the hell

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I thought I was the one obsessed with potatoes but it turns out that when you point it out people come with 82493 justifications about why potatoes (and it's always just them, even in my other posts few people wanted to talk about say, coffee in space) are always justified actually and you don't need to think about them

noooooooooooooo I don't wanna think about the thousands of years of civilization and culture in the Andes please please please don't make me think about other cultures pleaaaaaase just let me have my knights and wizards noooooooooo

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All jokes aside, the reason there's "nothing" in these states is because there was an apocalypse followed by a genocide

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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How I recommend TSV:

Imagine if god loved you, and that was a bad thing

How I want to recommend TSV:

Joe Biden sex coma

Evidence that The Silt Verses is impossible to recommend to anybody: I read the synopsis long before I started actually listening, probably because it was being advertised on some other podcast feed? And that was when I was at a point where I actually actively looked for audio dramas to listen to, and yet I read the summary and was like "Hm that sounds like a weird buddy horror/comedy probably too silly for my tastes." It took listening to and loving I Am in Eskew for me to actually give it a shot. Fast forward several months and it's the greatest thing I've ever listened to and a permanent fixture in my psyche. I know I said it's impossible to recommend but I'm going to recommend it anyway like seriously even if you think you won't like it, if you like horror and weird fantasy and socio-economic critique and complex characters you will love it. Pspsps you want to listen to the silt verses so badddd

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The remaining options are to either become nudists, or to layer a billion times like victorians

I'm so pissed right now. I know that fabric has been declining in quality for a while but I just bought new pajamas from kmart and they are literally see through. Not just through one layer of fabric either; I can see through the leg, that is, through 2 layers of fabric. These aren't clothes. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have strained soup through cheesecloth thicker than these pants. These are men's flannel pajamas, the kind people wear in winter, and they are made if shittier thinner fabric than even the most bargain bin bullshit halloween costumes. This "flannel" feels like plastic and is thinner than a chux wipe. Why is this even for sale.

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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osha compliant blowjob

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The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

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