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english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness
#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright#because he senses something in the room#and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent#hes so fucking funny 😭#i love him being weird and strange and offputting#‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt#and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business#drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon#the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner.#guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!”#out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality#dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain#“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE#PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!!#my art#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#art#tgcf meme#mxtx#天官赐福#lmao#hob#heaven official's blessing#the people have spoken...
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I had a sudden thought that must be answered
Let's say by some coincidence and accident Reader! Sugar baby somehow got pregnant by one of the sugar mommies, how will the people at SMC react?
(I know they probably use birth control but still wonder if this scenario happens)
In the event that Sugar Baby! Reader does get pregnant by one of her sugar mommies (or babies), expect everyone at the club to argue at the news, rambling about “who didn’t use protection?” or “who’s pullout game is that weak?” and it takes a while for the bickering to settle down before everyone accepts the fact that someone had accidentally knocked you up.
The annoyance soon fades away however, when the realization dawns on them that you were carrying someone’s child. It is unknown who the mother is at the moment, but now everyone is talking amongst themselves if they were the potential parent. Now everyone silently wishes that the baby you are carrying is theirs, as it would mean that they were the first to claim your womb. Though the other parent of the baby is uncertain, expect everyone at the SMC to treat you with the utmost care.
Everyone wants to make sure that you and your growing baby are well taken care of. You wouldn’t even have to lift a finger, as all the chores, the simple tasks like eating and bathing, etc. are all done by your beloved sugar mommies. Chelsea would even spend a fortune on comfortable clothes for you, getting the softest of fabrics to fit comfortably over your baby bump.
Btw, expect all the sugar mommies and babies to never leave you alone for one second. You will always be in the prescence of a sugar mommy or baby for the rest of your pregnancy 😅
#⛓️ interrogation complete#sugar mommy au#they also spend a fortune on baby stuff too#garofano insists she can sew baby clothes#but eirene takes pleasure in shopping for the baby clothes herself#it’s funny to see her be obsessed with shopping for your baby
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#funny how I'm better at drawing faces than bodies / clothes#yet it's their faces I wanna re-do most here#:'D eh#my art#supernatural#spn fanart#dean winchester#sam winchester#winchester brothers#suptober22#67 chevy impala#Baby supernatural
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my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown
cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way
certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles
"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him
badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together
god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭
#mine#punkflower#spiderverse#can yall tell i am Not Normal rn#COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning#like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything#i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie?#i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this#just... god. i love it#hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles#joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring#practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment#showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging#dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there#miles: shows up#hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist#miles: smiles#hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence#bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time#bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon#but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha#IDIOTS the both of them#idiots in love#this is a trope i will never tire of ever#also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script#LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY#it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous#but miles my boy. my baby boy#look at me#you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN
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As someone who works with little kids: Crowley was literally a nanny and canonically likes kids. Aziraphale likes children in theory but he never wants to actually have one anywhere near him or his bookshop. Moreover, kids naturally love Crowley but they don't like Aziraphale, and that can play a huge role in overall success of babysitting. Look at the way they are with Jim- yeah, Aziraphale is the one who takes him in while Crowley initially grumbles, but Crowley doesn't have any problem interacting with Jim once you take Gabriel out of the equation. Aziraphale wants Jim to stop touching stuff and making sounds. Yes they're both child free but I'd absolutely rather leave a baby with Crowley than Aziraphale. Kind of like the pride parade thing.
do you mean the baby that crowley raised from infancy and then told aziraphale to kill and never thought of or saw again after realizing it was just some kid after all? 😭 at least aziraphale had the decency to look on the verge of tears when asked to murder the antichrist. crowley would lace a pacifier with bourbon to get the baby to sleep whereas every time the baby cries it’ll trigger aziraphale’s autism and he’ll wave away a miracle to get it to shut up. the baby will have fun with crowley and crowley will have fun with the baby but it’ll survive longer with aziraphale
#now do i think aziraphale would enjoy watching a baby? no#but if you’re using jim as an example then aziraphale still wins. he set him up and gave him clothes and set the precedent for hot chocolate#you guys are so funny#ask box
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another year of karna favoritism 😔 though it is really funny that by necessity he has to wear More clothes than before for summer
see I don't feel like I really have any leg to stand on complaining abt it bc arjuna did quite literally get announced for samurai remnant around the same time last year+there was stuff like the plushies on anniversary bhima and him being used for that...spinning thing? In one of the streams
I do still wish they'd update arjuna's lines and give him a story role somewhere again but I don't think it'd be a good idea here with karna also having spotlight as the male ssr
#my asks#I just don't want to be a complainer all the time lmao. does that make sense#BUT DAMN I WANT MORE CONTENT ABT MY BABY#also yes. very funny he's clothed up
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Why is mini figure Mac half shirtless when he was so flustered over Swk helping him with his clothes. What happened to turn him into that loud creature we see now.
death changes people, i guess
#he was feeling a Mad Max style would be great post-revival#also less clothes = less timee to get dressed#AND WHO IS TO SAY THAT SWK ALWAYS FUSSED OVER MACKY’S CLOTHES#WHO IS TO AAY I AM WRONG#like imagine swk always fussing with his subjects clothes and even more with Macky because they’re super close#and while Macky might enjoy the attention he also feels some embarrassment like he’s being babied when done in public#especially when the fussing is in front of the Brotherhood#so once revived (Lego figurine) Macky is very pissed & on the revenge route so decided that a good mini fuck you to swk = less clothes#bc now no one can fuss over them being tied on wrong or something#lmk#lmk six eared macaque#but honestly the figurine is so funny to me#it looks like he’s wearing a fishnet body suit and like Macky are you trying to kill swk or seduce him which is it????#it’s giving 80s cartoon villain vibes#asks#shadowpeach
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Went to see the Nutcracker with my friends last weekend🎄🩰
Coord rundown:
JSK: BTSSB Milk-Chan and Snow Strawberry
Headdress: Angelic Pretty
Blouse: Gunne Sax
Shoes: Liz Lisa
Coat: Collectif
Muff: Pleasant Company (American Girl)
Socks: offbrand
#lolita fashion#sweet lolita#baby the stars shine bright#egl fashion#egl community#mine#bunny#I was making a weird face expression so it’s stickered out lol#and YES the muff is Samantha’s from AG. I found it in an antique store and I’m obsessed#she’s my favorite#I also have her nightgown lol I really want to track down more human size Samantha clothes#the ballet was really good I love the music#the tree transforming and the snowflake waltz are always SO fun#and then the pas de deux in the second act those are my favorite parts#this one had dancing nuts and buffalo bill it was very funny
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Today on "I really love over-analysing the Tintin comics this is normal right????? RIGHT?????"
Haha, so-
I really love history, specifically European history, specifically 20th century history, specifically anthropology.
I.e. I like looking at how people lived their lives, especially the FASHION
So what is so weird about Tintin?
Over the course of the 5 or 6 decades the comics span, Tintin's outfits do change, but only ever slightly: the most drastic changes happening after Tintin in TIbet with his weird trousers that I despise. He would look SO much better in the 50s style trousers but NO-
What I find absolutely hilarious is that if you isolate each comic by its year/decade, you can see that Tintin has absolutely no regard whatsoever for his sense of fashion. As long as it's comfy, it's somewhat respectable and it's his signature look, he's happy.
Why am I saying this?
Because after the 30s, no one above the age of 13 or 14 would be caught dead in plus fours/knickerbockers/whatever you call them, his really big poofy pants. Those were children's clothes, and after 14, you weren't a child anymore. You wore trousers like your padres and looked all smart and businesslike and fancy.
Tintin really said "y'know what? I don't care. These pants are comfy, they don't limit movement, I like them, I don't care if I'm 16 or 18 or whatever, I'm wearing these and you can't stop me."
(Until the late 60s/70s when those HORRIBLE PANTS COME INTO PLAY-)
Perhaps Tintin just genuinely does not care what other people think about his fashion (which is something kinda major in those earlier-middle decades because you dressed to show your class and your status and to show that you were a respectable person) OR by the time he was old enough to actually get out of knickerbockers, they had become integrated in his signature look and he couldn't get out of them.
Food for thought.
#tintin#les adventures de tintin#the adventures of tintin#hergé#help me im rabling about nothing again#its just so funny to me#that tintin's running around in CHILDRENS CLOTHES#with his baby face#of course people underestimate him#I love it
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Love thinking about drow fashion choices. Like, how universal are they? Are we putting little dark elves into the world's evillest potato sacks.
#dark elf#drow#hubble draws#You have no idea how funny I find the idea of a drow version of one of those sleep sacks#I'm just extremely easily amused. I thought of the phrase ''the world's evillest potato sacks'' in reference to this thought#And it's been making me smile since#yes this was in fact prompted by me drawing a Ven'axtha timeline and being like 'are drow baby clothes also spider motifed'
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I feel deeply feral watching this 1v1. Like deeply feral. Here are my thoughts, enjoy.
First of all, Sonnett looks hot and very much so like The Boy. Secondly, Kelley also looks hot and is in her boyfriend Sonny’s kith jersey so there’s that. Em also looks so much larger somehow which is always jarring to me. And both of their voices…
Also do they have fucking matching bracelets on?? (Hi this was confirmed at the very end they bought these right before filming I have so many questions why why why)
My scrawny (secret strong) lovers. Kiss for the love of god.
“I love that.” “Cool, learned it from you.” 💀🚂
“AND THAT’S HERSTORY” god help us this is one of our most tenured players
I see so much of Kelley in Sonnett and that is so incredible/emotional/sad/joyful. I love them both so much.
The fucking speed wordle aside at the end. Nerds.
#honorable mention: Kelley sitting so she’s not facing the sun making Sonnett squint the whole time#they’re so serious and unserious#somebody sedate me#the rose one will just be giggling#broad shoulders make my brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrr#Sonny baby I will help you pack#Kelley immediately asking for clothing is deeply funny to me
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So considering the Persona 5 X Yakuza Collab with the outfits, I kept wondering in who Akechi and Sumire would be cosplaying as, I decided that Akechi should be thrown into Daigo’s suit and Sumire, maybe have her cosplay as Akame from Yakuza Gaiden.
sumire can be akame this is acceptable but i dont know how you could overlook the suit of the dead brunette orphan that starts off disliking the protagonist only to sacrifice himself to protect the protagonist and his ally/allies akechi could steal
#snap chats#just remembered the akechi date mod from p5. i only saw some screenshots of it but whoever made that needs a billion dollars#its so in character ... i dont even fucks with akechi that much and yet im enthralled ....#you could also say they both have something to do with justice but ig thats if you wanted to compare their definitions of justice vjEARLKJV#gonna throw up as i remember my RJ course What Is Justice man i dont fuckin know What IS Justice indeed#idk .. at the very least i did always think if mine had to have a tarot justice would fit him well#i repeat. it also aligns with justice arcanas being brunette orphans LKVJAELKVJ but anyway#or at least having a dead parent bye#mine baby im so sorry but if akechi had to steal someones clothes itd be yours i fear#they arent similar in character but theres enough similar beats to make me giggle just a lil#i say this as if ann has anything in common with majima and yusuke anything in common with akiyama CVLCAKJCLKAJ#listen everyone else is pretty solid alright. im thinking too much about this#akechi with daigos suit would be funny considering akira's kiryu vjlaekvjlaekj
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THERE WERE MORE SHIRTS STAINED PINK NOOO
#it is a lil funny tbh#mainly a bit upset that my Kill Your Double shirt is a casualty#the M3GAN shirt being died baby pink is more funny#bit upset about the octopus shirt too#im going to have to like. soak these jeans to figure out which is the culprit so they can be quarantined from all other clothes when washing
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the thing about being 28 and being able to pass easily for a decadeish younger is that I will walk into a corporate building where I’m employed for a tour of the executive branch
and the ladies at the desk who appear within 5 years of my age will ask me in such a kind tone “are you lost honey?”
and I’m like no haha I work here
and they go “oh are you a summer intern with (local college)”
ten years ago I might have been upset but now I’m honestly flattered, I can live with this
#everywhere I go I do get this ‘aw! a lost college baby!’ energy#and it’s very funny to me#being short helps this illusion I feel#even when I wear professional clothes tm it happens#when I was teaching#other teachers would ask me where my teacher was#even though I would be wearing nice clothes and my students would be in uniforms
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Darrin is having his first murderous thought. The first of a lifetime of murderous thoughts. He turned them into a long line of mysterious crimes across 23 states, Mexico, Guatemala, and Soviet era Romania.
Parents Magazine - 1966
#1966#baby clothes#childrens clothing#vintage ads#vintage ad#advertising#advertisement#1960s#1960s ad#1960's#1960's ad#funny#humor#humour
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so my boss kind of refuses to gender me 'correctly' (<- transmasc presenting) which is usually Bad but. hes also like. 60. so everytime he does it he sounds fucking senile. like sir the delivery men think you have dementia they dont know youre misgendering me on purpose. they think youre insane sir.
#idk its just funny#we're like. very obviously masc presenting.#and we dont talk often so people tend to clock us as a really baby-faced fat guy#especially considering you cant exactly. like. TELL that we have a rack. since we were baggy clothing and Multiple Layers#it makes him sound fucking deranged. godbless#speaking.mp4
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