#Funcl

[lazylittledragon]

pls dad astarion i beg of you

as much as i really want to i don’t know how much sense it makes, so for now let’s just be unserious

[deadsetobsessions]

Green Lantern hovered in the doorway of the med bay. He’d been summoned, but he had no idea what for.

“You know, spooky, some of us have lives to get back to. Not everyone can exist off of just work and blood or whatever,” Hal poked fun at Batman, who rubbed at his jaw tiredly. Hal blinked, stamping down the guilt that arose at Batsy’s uncharacteristic show of any emotion other than stone cold rationality or exasperation or anger. At least they’ve moved past grunts. That just lends credence to Hal’s theory of Batman being an immortal, like Vandal Savage. Batman could totally pass for a caveman, he’s got the grunts down, for sure.

“Still not a vampire. We found the Ghost King. The one the GIW was trying to hide in their records.”

“Well, shit.” Hal’s expression flattened, remembering the unsanctioned government branch that violated the Meta Rights act to a degree where even Amanda Waller had washed her hands of them. Bats had found evidence that they were experimenting on a child when a “source” had hacked into the base and begged them to find the child. Phantom, the hacker had claimed, who had managed to destroy the portal to the Infinite Realms

Batman had tried to boot the guy out of the system, until the hacker told them Phantom was the King of the Infinite Realms.

That got Constantine terrified, which urged Batman into a full hunting mode to track down the king. Mostly in part because Constantine said something along the lines of, “If the King dies, the Infinite Realms will wage war and decimate us. And considering they’re the realm of the dead, we’d lose so badly, even the demons won’t help us out for our bloody souls.”

Granted, he didn’t have that terrible British accent Hal attached to his voice every time the Green Lantern thought about the sad trench coat wizard, but the point still stood.

“He’s not fully conscious due to… his injuries, but the moments where he was, he reacted best to the color green.”

Hal did not want to know what kind of creepy stalker things Batman did to get that knowledge.

“Oh, great. You called me because I’m green,” he said to Batman as he floated into the med bay. “I can be green. I’m amazing at being green.”

Even with the sarcastic tone, Hal made sure to up his lantern aura, glowing a bright neon green. It wouldn’t do to help start a war if he wasn’t green enough.

Hal looked at the Ghost King, and yeah, he could see why Bats was so off his stoic face game today. Because the Ghost King looked like a teenager, and Bats is a bleeding heart and everyone knows it.

Hal waved away Batman, “Go back to Gotham and drink your true blood or whatever. You look like you’ve seen the sun too much.”

Translation: go home, you look tired.

Batman nodded, in thanks, and left to sleep (probably. Hal has never caught the man doing something so… plebeian). Hal is left playing babysitter. To an inter dimensional being that could- probably more like “would,” considering the live dissection he went through at the hands of humans- destroy their entire planet and/or universe. Another Tuesday for the Justice League.

[lyticiaart]

Extremely rushed sketch because I love funcle Barry 06 and awkward early puberty (literally) wolf girl Yifa.

[year2000electronics]

this atoning for your crimes is about to get WACKY!!

[rickybaby]

Love when Daniel does the slight crouched pose when he meets a tiny person 💗

[correctmandos]

grogu: can we get ice cream?

boba: did you ask your dad?

grogu: he said no

boba: then why did you ask me?

grogu: he’s not the boss of you

boba, internally: it’s a trap. it’s a trap. its a trap.

[icedlava1]

been experimenting a lot, especially with different brushes. so take some Dadgil and Baby!Nero

[bibellebibuck]

I feel like you guys shouldn’t be involving Bobby&Buck in your father’s day posts… Bobby is more like Bucks fun uncle.

Does Bobby have a shared custody schedule? Does Bobby constantly reassess Bucks care plan?

Does Bobby pay Phil & Marge child support? Didn’t think so 🙄✋🏻

[draagu]

well ok how about ill be a little bit creative and throw in the fauncle gourm in artihunter beloved :)

*adds pups too* my uh- finger slipped

[fairweathermyth]

THE AFTERPARTY 2.08 Feng

[tabl3]

I think it's sweet that the first time kaz, skylar, and oliver see chase genuinely happy in my writing is when douglas shows up :)

they're like "WOAH, he has human emotions! :0"

[year2000electronics]

good ending and bad ending

[rat-at-heart]

Uncle is the OG funcle

[sneverussape]

ever since he could remember, draco would spend summers in cokeworth. after he started going to hogwarts, the visits stopped and his godfather seemed to become an entirely different person, and draco couldn’t understand why.

[pixlokita]

How about Cassie call Mike from now on Funcle or Fazuncle

F U N C L E

[devotion-disorder]

Shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favourite mutuals.

i have no fav playlist bc i choose my playlists according to my mood so im just going to shuffle all of them and pick the first that comes up. get ready to witness my shitty all over the place music taste

Dios - Underground

Hideki Naganuma - Fly Like a Butterfly

100 gecs - dog food

slayyyter - alone

My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us in Prison

truly. a mess. i dont even know what to say