#Fumi and Heimdallr

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Mmmm

New variation of the woods monster AU

[Image of Fumi sitting in a chair with a suit on and an monsterous, zombie-like long haired Heimdallr looming behind him, hands covered in blood]

Mobster and the thing he found in his backyard

They're a body disposal team

As he eats more people, Heimdallr gets more and more human looking. Fumi's coworkers are very disturbed by this, but Fumi is delighted. It means he can take his pet (?) monster on a walk!

Heheheh Monster!Heim looks waaaay more decayed and dead in this AU. He actually reflects the bodies he eats (he's a scavenger!) and can't combine his imagination/memory with the dna he consumes to look more alive (unlike the og Woods monster AU)

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character interactions ❤️

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Was thinking about Fumi and Heimdallr and got the idea that when they get older they grow out their hair so the other can mess with it.

Heim likes making Fumi’s hair fancy and Fumi just likes messing With Heimdallr’s hair and only puts it up in a braid bc Heim doesn’t want it in his way.

Despite doing his own hair for years, Fumi sucks ass at doing Heim’s properly, so it looks like a mess

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I find the idea that Fumi is shit at doing Heim's hari despite doing his own for years cute and incredibly funny.

Older Heim

1 braid

Wears a cardigan

billion tiny braids +big braid

billion tiny braids

F: C'mon, lemme see your face! H: You can't make me do shit.

*buns=default hairstyle

*keep bangs, they're an identifying feature

Ya boi gets fancy hairstyles

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More about Woods Monster au!

I have made an entire hunting strategy for Heimdallr's species

Heimdallr's species can turn into literally any animal. They could be a worm they could be a bug they could be a mountain lion, whatever they want.

most of them prefer to be larger animals since they're less likely to be preyed upon that way

the guys who like to be at or near the bottom of the food chain are widely considered to be eccentrics .

One of their best hunting strategies is using mating calls. they'll call over animals to mate, and when a mate comes around, they'll fucking eat them

they have a handful of different animals that they regularly imitate so that once a population catches on, they can switch to a different animal and use the same strategy with them Until their favorite prey either forgets or becomes less wary.

They'll also imitate pack animals and hunt with them if they are predators or use their disguise to get in with the group, and then eat them when they're asleep

If there are enough of them in one area and they're amicable with each other, they will sometimes use warning calls to scare animals away from a region and into the jaws of an attacker

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another thing about the mob Woods monster au

Because Heimdall is so shit at blending in, after he starts looking more human and Fumi starts taking him out for walks, he immediately gets clocked by others of his own kind that are way better at blending than him

You see, his species are a race of imitators. They choose a handful of species to imitate for most of their life and use their imitations to prey on them. His kind are split into two camps: those who live among humans and those who live in the wild.

The ones who live in the wild usually don't go after humans due to the danger of hunting a social species that will get all their resources to hunt after you if you endanger them. Wild ones that hunt humans are where the stories of strange voices beckoning people into the woods and calling for help come from

The ones who live among humans use their position as supposed humans to get easier access to food. They don't have to hunt all the time if they can just buy food from the store. When that isn't enough though, they are responsible for a decent chunk of missing persons cases. They lure people away either using a human disguise or an animal disguise, kill them, and eat them!

Heimdallr learns this after one of the sort who live among humans approaches him after recognizing him as a young, inexperienced one of their kind. They decide to take him under their wing and show him the ropes, pulling him further and further away from Fumi. Fumi, recognizing that Heimdallr is getting taught stuff and is being pulled in with his own kind, decides to give him some space. Which Heimdallr's not happy about. At all.

You see, the reason Heimdallr is so shit at disguising himself is because his parents died before they could teach him anything. All his accomplishments were done through instinct and experimentation. Before the city dweller, he hadn't run into any of his own kind because their species spread out so it's harder to get caught.

Understandably, Heimdallr hasn't matured mentally very much because of that. So, when the city dweller starts taking him away from Fumi and Fumi decides to give him the space to learn what he wants (note that it is not much space, Fumi is still fucking obsessed with him, they're just not spending all their time together anymore), Heimdallr starts throwing a fucking fit because he considers Fumi his.

In this situation, he's basically a little kid who's getting his favorite toy taken away and he does not want that. At all.

I actually have an animation swirling around my head set to "A Human's Touch" where Heimdallr sees Fumi in a bar hanging out with some of his friends and Heimdallr is about to go on a fucking bloody rampage because Fumi is paying attention to someone other than him. There are two endings to this animation: one where Heim eats Fumi's conversation partners, and one where Heim is about to eat one of them, stands behind them ominously, totally about open to his mouth and bite their head off, when Fumi notices him and turns all his attention onto Heimdallr, talking to him, pulling him in his lap, and petting him and everything is right in the world once again XD

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Fumi: This is my husband

Heimdallr, who isn't even aware they started dating despite being together for 2 decades, sharing a house and several kids: Huh?

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baiojg Been reading texaid recently and suddenly remembering that Heimdallr is 100% like "I'm so normal. I'm the normalest guy to ever normal" but then Fumi walks in and he's like "Yeah, I'd let you cannibalize me"

You know what's even better though? Heim is the voice of restraint. Literally, no joke. Heim is the one who goes "actually, this is amoral and we should stop" and then 50% of the weird shit he and Fumi get into are introduced by Heim, lmaooooo

Fumi is Just Like That and Heim is contstantly going "I can fix him. I can make him worse." lmaoooooo

meanwhile Fumi's just like "Omggggg, I love you! Be your true self! Haters gonna hate! Yaaaaas queeen!" So to everyone else it looks like Heim is slowly being corrupted, but he's in reality also Just Like That XD

They're terrible influences on each other and they're perfect XDXDXD

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Pov ur hair is too long to be not annoying and too short to be put in a pony tail

Evil science stops for no man with hair at an inconvenient length!

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local brain rots rotting brain

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Nonsense bullshit that Fumi and Heimdallr have definately said at somepoint

Heim: It's not gay if it's autocanibalism *bites his lip and shoots fingerguns while backing out a doorway*

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Fumi: *guileless* I can't believe yo mama died in a house fire

Heim: *staring in judging disbelief* Dude, that's not funny. That's not a "yo mama" joke.

Fumi: *louder* I CAN'T BELIEVE YO MAMA DIED IN A HOUSE FIRE.

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Heimdallr: There are a great many things which have hurt me both mentally and physically,

Heimdallr: *staring despondently at a freshly microwaved cinnamon roll with icing lying in a melted puddle around it, leaving the cinnamon roll itself completely clean of icing* But nothing hurts more than pre-packaged deserts

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Heim, on a face time call with some friends: *Running away from a burning building that is clearly visible in the background, blank faced* Fellas, is it gay to commit arson?

Fumi: *you can see glimpses of him running behind Heim through the shaking phone camera and his wild cackling is very clear*

Fumi: *Throws something in the fire that makes it suddenly get bigger. His cackling gets louder*

Heim, feeling the heat on his back and seeing the sudden growth through the phone: *breaks character, clearly panicked* Oh, shit fuck- *the camera shakes way more showing more of the ground and sky than anything else and the call cuts off right as the sound of an explosion begins coming through the speakers*

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Fumi, calling Heim on a video call: *Low shot of Fumi biting his lip nervously, like he's holding the phone at the same angle you would when texting* Ok, so, don't be mad

Heim: What-

Fumi: *flips the camera around to show the outside of their house, the front door is open and a truly ridiculous amount of bubbles are pushing themselves out of it. All the windows are full of white foam and the bubbles coming out the front door are thick enough to hide at least 2 people inside them*

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Eeeeey, I can finally post about these little mermaid bitches

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ifejioerjf Fumi's the mer in here and Heim is an aquarium worker. Specifically, the only aquarium worker Fumi hasn't bit yet bc Heim consistantly treats Fumi like he's dangerous (he is)

Lmaooo Fumi just out here acting all cute and biting the shit out of people when they get close enough XDXDX It's a game to him. He'll drag them underwater, bite them, wrap around them like a boa constrictor, whatever gets people to freak out bc their flailing and screaming is funny to him.

Vrrrr. like, most animals that are in aquariums and zoos nowadays are, like, bred in captivity, never been in the wild or, like.... injured in away that releasing them wouldn't really be a kindness, right?

So like.... why the fuck would they be keeping feral ass Fumi in an aquarium????

Vrrrr thinking a mix between he got injured and also someone just pulled him up with a fishing net and they're studying him or smth.

Mrrrr Like, literally, the amount of injuries Fumi's definitely given staff would definitely get him put down if he were like.... just for display or smth

Maybe he's on display for, like increased funding?????

I mean, less important than Heim and Fumi interactions to me :/

They're my daydream babies <3

Anyway, MOVING ON!

More Fumi and Heim Interactions:

Heim tosses Fumi's fucking food at him from ridiculously far away. He don't let his ankles get anywhere near the water, lmao

Heim's put in charge of Fumi bc Heim seems to be the one with the most luck with dealing with Fumi (AKA. He's never been injured) and everyone else mostly avoids Fumi's area bc he's known to bite and shit and few other people need to be there. Which means the area's empty a lot.

Heim goes in when he needs a break from people and complains to Fumi about his coworkers (doesn't expect him to understand or respond).

One day, when Heim comes in to decompress, he hears Fumi imitate human speech. Specifically his insults

Que Heim realizing the squeaky screech sounds Fumi makes are probably a language and starts trying to teach Fumi English and teach himself whatever the fuck Fumi speaks (He's very bad a it, every time he tries to copy Fumi, he laughs, it's like, the wackiest accent or smth) and they start building raport

Sometime between beginning to make friends and actually trusting eachother, Heim either gets close enough to be dragged in the water, or falls in himself, and Fumi (who sees this as play) gleefully wrapps heim up and drags him down, but Heim's depressed ass decides "it's not worth struggling to escape" and quickly goes limp, closing his eyes, and waiting for Fumi to like, mutilate him or down him. Fumi obviously notices Heim stops thrashing, and gets concerned when Heim goes completely limp, like he's dead. He brings Heim back to the surface, but Heim doesn't react. Fumi, still concerned, drags him back on land and chirps at him. Still no response, so Fumi starts trying to preform CPR, or however much of it he could grasp from the time he actually nearly drowned one of the other workers.

Heim, who's been conscious, just despondent, this while time pushes Fumi off when he starts trying to do chest compressions, and sort of just goes on a depressive spiral while laying there with a concerned mer by him.

This is the point where actual trust starts building between them (from Heim's side, Fumi trusts Heim before Heim trusts him)

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New Fumi and Heimdallr lore: They're shit at money management (for comedic reasons). This does not bode well for their world domination plans.

Luckily, Heimdallr is fairly willing to delegate. They just need to... find a treasurer who is also down to take over the world

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Brrrr Mermaid AU has been kicked out of the hot seat by Woods Monster AU where Heimdallr is the funky little cryptid instead of Fumi osijgosiejfef

Ok, so scene:

Fumi has a crush on this dude. They don't know each other very well, but Fumi wants to get to know him better. Just as Fumi has the courage to start becoming friends (or maybe just as they're starting to become friends), his crush goes missing and turns up dead in the middle of the woods with signs of an animal attack and traces of something unidentifiable.

The woods have always been a strange place, odd noises and foot prints, inexplicably spooked animals, but Fumi lives just on the edge of them, so while he's aware of its strangeness he's also accustomed to it.

The death had been attributed to a cougar attack, but the childhood summers spent in the woods behind his home made Fumi feel confident that he would recognize the signs of a dangerous predator if any came around. Despite that, Fumi stayed out of the woods for a few weeks out of respect for the dead. If felt strange to walk into a place you knew someone had died, but eventually the bird calls and rustling leaves beckoned Fumi back into the shadowy understory.

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[Tired, so I'm not actually writing everything out]

On a walk, the woods go quiet, like a dangerous predator is around. Thinking it's cougars, Fumi decides to turn around and go home

Fumi runs into someone who looks like his crush in the middle of the woods path on his way home (or Person steps out of the brush right as he's about to turn)

The person's just standing there, staring

He looks healthy and very not dead

Is this a ghost?

Person steps toward Fumi, a stick cracks under foot, and Fumi runs home, "screw the cougars, this guy is way past unsettling." (it can snap a stick so clearly not a ghost)

He spots the person through his window later

Shenaniganry happens (Like Fumi throwing a stick out of fear and the person bringing it back like a dog???) and Fumi realizes the person acts like a curious animal (and is always watching his place), which is creepy, but not that harmful (This process would probably take a while)

He spun in place, thinking of what to do.

He eventually decides to try... communicating with it

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pthththth Need something that makes Fumi realizes that this person who looks like a person is very much Not a Person

Maybe it shapeshifts in front of him???

maybe....

It shifts into a dog bc people like dogs and Fumi brings it into the house and while exploring, it moves out of Fumi's sight, doesn't realize Fumi is following it and it transforms back to human form to reach something??? [Alt. it doesn't realize there's anything wrong with transforming bc Fumi hasn't run away from its mere presence, unlike the woods animals)]

Alt, after Fumi establishes communication with this person that acts like a curious animal, they come in and..... transform while doing something??? Houses are built with human convenience in mind, so why would it even feel the need to transform???? Become a cat and perch atop the fridge or something to watch Fumi??????? That wouldn't make sense 'cause it can watch Fumi just fine when Fumi's interacting with it. Hmm...

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[After realizing it is a creature and not a human and living with it for a while; like maybe 1-2 weeks after realizing it's not dangerous]

He can't just call it by his crush's name, that would be weird and suspicious. The creature doesn't seem all that dangerous... despite it's appearance and unsettling aura. It just seems to... watch.

His eyes scanned the room as he thought. Just as he was about to start spinning, a movie poster caught is eye. It was a Thor one, gifted to him by a friend. The movie hadn't particularly been his favorite, but it had been fun and it seemed a waste for it to just rot away in some closet. On it was Heimdallr, noted in the movie to be "all seeing" with some magical exceptions as well as a watchman. Fumi turned his gaze back to the creature. It definitely wasn't a god, but it seemed apt enough.

"What do you think of Heimdallr?"

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he wants to poke it (the dandilion)

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This is a the face of a man who will drag you into the depths

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When they wake up, their limbs are gonna be so fucking numb

Pins and needles for days