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I can't wait for scarf weather
#Fucking love em bro#My favorite is this orange and red one my Gram gave me YEARS ago#But I gots a lot#Need more#Always need more#Lol
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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I’ll be honest i HATE the way the QSMP fanbase is treating Gegg and Tallulah. Like Gegg literally just appears, bro hasn’t done a single thing and people start talking about how they want him to die 😭 ?? And Tallulah starts feeling insecure trough no fault of Gegg and the Gegg tag just EXPLODES with hate. I’m a big petty baby and i don’t like seeing /neg in the tags bro. It just kinda feels like tallulahs the golden child who can do no wrong and Geggs the scapegoat who’s blamed for everything, and i feel like people are already taking it too far
#Gegg#QSMP#worm do rant#I can't belive im ranting about minecraft egg roleplay#To be honest i really relate to the whole seeking love an affection thing#so the first gegg stream was kind of like emotionally comforting almost#and then this gegg stream was fucking awful ngl#like its super funny#but seeing how people reacted to gegg made me upset#Also? geniunely starting to not like Tallulah#just by assosiation#don't like seeing her treated as the golden child at geggs expense#this might all sound rlly stupid but im off my meds and i need to be emotionally invested in something that has no consaquence over my life#because if i focus on my actual problems im gonna kay em ess#HE DID FLOW UP TILINS ROOM THATS FUCKED UP#but aside from that? bros innocent#i support geggs rights and geggs wrongs
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respectfully requesting a drawing of taichi and sora together and maybe with the proud satosho parents in there too 🥹👉👈
ÖISEDÖIOKJYEGRJN.KYBR always. I love the mole babies. Ugh i cant not draw them Head canon dump in the tags
#the molebabies have my heart#for the love of god dont ship them they are siblings (warning)#for those who dont know who they are these are satoru and shokos kids#we have taichi a brunette and blue eyed boy with a gentle heart and rct powers who loves his mommy very much#and we have sora the gojo clans princess and satorus biggest treasure on earth#she has a version of infinity that she uses to fuck people up in hand to hand#since she doesnt have six eyes she doesnt do hollow purple and stuff but shes still strong af and will do anything to protect her baby bro#also she gets him into trouble because she thinks hes a stuck up and boring#love em#babies#satosho#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart
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Said you'd keep me safe now you're tearing me down.
Am I left to waste, now that you're not around?
Come and leave your mark.
Vandalize my heart.
#danganronpa#drv3#artists on tumblr#art#danganronpa drv3#digital artist#drv3 killing harmony#kaede akamatsu#shuichi saihara#saimatsu#I fucking love this song sobs#nowhere near normal bout em ngl#bro was indeed left to waste now that shes not around lolol/hj
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Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."
Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"
#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fandom#[Sam's name doubles as a link to the specific lines i quoted btw. just for full credit/transparency & for anyone who wants to (re)listen]#Sam's deep-seated need to heal vs my inability to accept help would be a battle for the ages. unstoppable force vs immovable object#wait Sam already mentioned the force vs object thing to David during the inversion didn't he lmao 'they call /me/ Immovable Object'#he does suit Immovable a little more than Unstoppable i guess. i mean he can def be both imo but ykwim. anyways i digress#listen. i'm not a Marriage kinda guy. but good god the way some of Sam's lines make me wanna take a fucking knee and propose#i'm love him ur honor. he is comfort incarnate#can't believe i waited so long to listen to the Valentines Vampire Attack audio. it's got so much of that sweet sweet hurt/comfort#very reminiscent of their 2nd audio given all the healing he does for them & the consent checks before moving clothing and whatnot#which makes it a top favorite for me bc that's probably my most replayed Sam audio. and the one that initially hooked me#i didn't put off listening to it bc i thought i Wouldn't like it btw i just procrastinate everything for no real reason#listening to it now tho actually worked out well bc i could uh. definitely use it. so maybe i was subconsciously saving it for hard times#this post isn't a joke btw it really does hurt to hear him put himself in pain for the sake of healing Darlin' :(((#anD PAINKILLERS DON'T EVEN WORK ON HIM!!! ough man i would struggle so hard to accept his healing if i were in Darlin's shoes#like yeah there's other reasons i'd struggle to accept it too but him being in pain as a result would be one of 'em. the Guilt bro i can't#rp audio stuff#Seven.txt#(Seven blorbo-posting at 2am when they should either be doing something productive or sleeping?? more likely than you might think)
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i wsa abouta make prollymy Real Bad Post but mayeb theyreere are Bad IDea legally speakin so um
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#anyways if you wanna kys i Fuxkicng GWT IT BRO i don't wanna do this again goddddddddddddddd#but you should at least waaaaaaait until jnau. hm. nanj. hm. januaaarei. jesus fuck#wait until january and get to dC#if you gotta leave a corpse you shold leave it on ethe whit hosue lawn#don't .ake the people who love you have to se yoi like that its jus too terripbele#aint worth it if your aenemias aint the ones cleaning up the messss#drunkspostign#jesuds fucking hells#drunkposting#dont; take my advice i'm drunk as HELS#(metric) cup of vodksa in and whospsie i got BAD BRAON#don't kys in generala but DEFINITELY NEVER EVCER kys anyhweteere othre tha n the whit hose lawn#no one should ever kys anywhere other than the most politaxally poteny locations. like the wite houae lawn#in fact NO ONE wshould die anyehrwer OTHER thatn white hoase lawn#who neads morgeus just dump em at WHITW HOISUA. on LAWN#*TISH IS [BAD IDEA S] I AM [DRUNSK AS HAAELSLLLL]#NEVER FOLLOW DRUNKS ASS PIECE S OF SHIT ADVIZE#DO NTO FOLLWA ADVICE ASIDE FROM AMYBE THROWING CORPSE S AT WHWIATE HAOSUE [ON LAWNS]#i do thinka it wouls be funnie#corpseds belong: in onw LOCation. : WGITE HOSISDE LAWN.#slice of mu mhmhhmm#slice osf FUCKS#slice odf DAMMIRWT#slice of my pisA fuck#slice of my pizaaa liakw jaysos#slice of my pizza lifw. DAMNIR SO CLOASE#GOOD GOD VODKA YOU DO TIS TO ME#slice of my paisa#slice of my pizza life#see this is why yous shouldn't follow BAD ADVISE it ottook me that maky tries to write one damn tag
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Thinking about older/adult zhuiling and how they’d technically be in an LDR?? Jin Ling is the new sect leader of the Jin clan and Lan Sizhui is basically traveling around with his undead uncle doing whatever the hell he wants because fck the police
I personally headcanon that LSZ is a free spirit for sure and isn’t the type who needs to be around his S/O all the time to love them and feel secure in their relationship but I feel like JL would lowkey haaaaate the constant distance so much (he’s baby, let him be clingy lmao) that he’d keep making up excuses to either visit the Cloud Recesses or bring LSZ to Jinlintai
and everyone in Jinlintai is looking at LSZ like “why is he here again?” so JL keeps saying it’s sect leader stuff, official business and everyone’s like “okay and that official business involves him wearing your clothes and sleeping in your room every night???” 💀💀
#and at the cloud recesses no one ever says shit about JL being there#bc they already dealt with wangxian and pretty much learned to mind their own business lmaoooo#also LJY’s definitely gonna smack down anyone talking shit 👊#he’s like ‘fuck around (outside the cloud recesses) and find out’#love them sm honestly lmaoooo#mdzs#the untamed#jin ling#lan sizhui#zhuiling#mdzs headcanons#sect leader zhuiling#adult zhuiling#wen ning#sect leader jin ling#JL still trying to sic fairy on ppl#and fairy’s like#bro i’m too fuckin old for this shit#bite em urself AJSJAKDNAK#still managed to ace code this somehow and I’m actually very proud of myself ahahaAHAHA#who knows what they’re doing in JL’s bedroom???#they could playing patty cake or sharing cool facts about bugs#guess we’ll never know 😌
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if speirs went to high school in the us in the mid 2010s he would have played lacrosse (derogatory) send text
#i have absolutely no excuse for this#other than im correct#really it was learning that tertius wasnt even fucking real that clinched this for me#i want to make it clear that i love him a whole lot#lax bro and all#ronald speirs#ron speirs#band of brothers#em speaks#hbowar#bofb#mine
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Thenamesh. Tomb Raider. AU. Please.
Gil did his best to swim to the surface but it wasn't easy. The tunnel he had followed let out to a rather violent section of the river. He had chosen this slightly riskier path entirely because he had thought it might give him a head start on Thena.
Did Thena make it out okay?
He had bigger problems to worry about, like surviving this river.
He fought to the surface, gasping in what air he could before he was tossed aside again. Okay, so choosing the tunnel section close to the rapids was not his wisest decision. He was trying to think like his more reckless and impulsive colleague!
Colleague probably wasn't the right word for what they had. A frenemyship...a rivalry...some tension that he knew he felt, but was quite sure Thena was oblivious to. Not that it mattered now that he was drowning.
"Gil!"
He was hallucinating now. Much closer to drowning than he thought--great. He hit a rock under the water, its speed overpowering all the muscles he had worked so hard for. His air left him in one gulp.
He wasn't sure if it was a hallucination or not when he saw Thena in front of him. His eyes were barely open when she swam down to him. The river was calmer further from the surface. She swam right up to him, pressing her lips to his, pushing air from her lungs into his.
He must be dying, he thought.
Thena's hands gripped the straps of his bag, urging up back into the momentum of the river. He knew she was plenty strong herself. She would have to be, to be called 'Tomb Raider' by those in their profession, freelance or otherwise.
Thena gasped loudly as she surfaced first, then forcing his head up as well. "Breathe, you bastard!"
He didn't know how necessary the name calling was. But he did take in a breath--a real breath of air. So, he wasn't hallucinating, and he wasn't dead. He was surprised.
"Come on," she growled, still fighting against the current to keep him afloat. "Just keep breathing."
He tried his best, although he was waterlogged, to put it lightly. He felt her sharp talons of fingers creep around his pockets, finally pulling at the zipper of his bag, "hey!"
Thena grunted as she finally disposed of the counterweight he had in his side pocket, expressly for the purpose of switching out certain artifacts, potentially surrounded by traps. "Not a world of difference, but a stone is a stone."
He wasn't sure if that was a crack about how heavy he was or if she really was talking about the rock he was planning on switching out.
They did eventually make it to the side of the river. Thena grabbed onto the riverbank first, fingers dug into the grass and holding onto the strap of his bag for dear life. "Come on."
Gil groaned, dragging himself up out of the water after her. He did feel heavier after his impromptu river ride, he had to admit. He coughed up some water, although he was pretty sure he could hear Thena doing the same. "Thanks."
She remained facing away from him, also fighting to catch her breath. He had underestimated just how strong she was, apparently, given her ability to drag him to shore with those thin little arms. "Imbecile."
"Okay," he huffed, turning over to sit on his butt and lean back on his palms to gasp in the rest of his air. "I'll send you a card, I guess."
"What were you thinking?!"
Gil stared at her as she grasped the front of his soaking wet shirt, shaking him. Her voice was raw and warbled from the shouting and the almost drowning. But it was more than that; she had tears in her eyes.
She shook him again, looking terribly upset (angry and otherwise). "Why didn't you follow me?"
"I-I-" he shook his head, still stunned.
She grabbed his shirt with both hands now, pulling him closer so she could really shout in his face. "Why didn't you follow me?!--down my tunnel! It leads further downstream, at a lower altitude!"
She seemed awfully upset with him for...almost dying? Gil let her grab and shake him all she wanted though. Whatever helped her get it out (and not start punching him). "I didn't know. This was the way I came in."
"You could have died, Gil," she asserted, since apparently it bared repeating. She never called him Gil.
"I-" he blinked, sitting up more properly and gently reaching up to her hands. He tried to pry them away from him gently, and she let go as soon as he touched her. But her hands were so small, and so soft, and now they were so cold, too. He held them in his, "I'm sorry, Thena."
She didn't have a clever response to him holding her hands and wholeheartedly apologising. He still wasn't sure why he was apologising for almost dying on her, but what the Lady wanted, the Lady got.
Thena sighed, her hair now hanging around her cheeks limply after their little log ride. "I thought I was the reckless of the two of us."
The two of them made quite a pair, he thought. He chuckled, looking up at her in her hunched position up on her knees. His hand drifted, and he almost wondered what it was doing. He pushed back some of her loose strands escaping her braid, tucking them behind her ear again. "Guess I had to beat you to it, just this once."
Fuck, she was beautiful. If only her very existence didn't interfere with every job he had ever taken.
Thena looked him over, determining if he really was fit to travel or if he was having one last surge before croaking right in front of her. But she must have been satisfied, because she rocked back on her heels before standing. "Just this once, Gilgamesh."
He mourned how she called him Gil.
"Are you able to walk?" she asked more genuinely, more firmly, and more like her usual self. She glanced at him over her shoulder (with as little effort as possible). "Or should I come back for you."
"I'm fine, I'm fine," he insisted, even as he let out a loud groan to get on his feet again. "Maybe if I tell them I almost died trying to get that stupid idol they'll still pay me for my trouble."
"You did technically find it," she shrugged as they began trudging back to the main basecamp around the remains of the city. "I would vouch that your finder's fee still applies."
He smiled, tired as it was. Her shoulders sat lower than before, and she had never looked more delicate to him. But he dared to nudge her shoulder with his elbow, "thanks for saving me."
She declined to respond to that.
If she wanted to walk in silence then so be it. But he had to wonder, "where's the idol."
"Bottom of the river."
Fuck.
"It was made of gold, Gilgamesh, I could not possibly have swam with that on my person."
She abandoned it...for him? He looked at her curiously, but apparently his eyes burning a hole in the side of her head was low down on her priority list.
"Which means my finder's fee also applies."
Ah, that was more like the Thena he knew. He chuckled, soaking up the sun, both for the warmth and in hopes it would help dry out his clothing. It was stuck to him like a second skin. He would worry about Thena, but her raiding outfits tended to stick to her like a second skin already.
Not that he had noticed.
"I can always go back for it."
He laughed more fully, even though his lungs still ached a little. She elbowed him for it this time, and damn her elbows were pointier than his. But he let it slide, given how she did forsake a great treasure to save him. "No racing this time."
"It was never a race," she rolled her eyes at him. "And if it were, I had beaten you anyway."
Ah, Thena never changed. And he kind of didn't want her to.
#Thenamesh Tomb Raider AU#I give the people what they want!!!#I hope you don't mind I'm continuing on that other prompt I had#I did my homework!#I watched the movies#tried to get a sense of her character#I like the idea of Gil being another freelancer#and the poor guy is constantly losing contracts because the Tomb Raider got here first#meanwhile he's like Thena please some of us have bills to pay#she looks at him like yes my house is huge it has many bills#They drag themselves to basecamp#Gil is like so I did find it...and now it's gone#they're like the fuck bro#but Thena glares at them like A MAN ALMOST DIED#she lays right into 'em because she doesn't give a flying fuck about these old bastards and what they think of her#Gilgamesh admits to himself that he's a little moved#not just that Thena doesn't want him dead#but that she would feel strongly enough to yell about it?#he thinks yelling is her love language#also he does send her a card#and flowers#and it thanks her for saving his life#and he draws a little 'x' to “return the kiss”#Karun and Druig back at the estate are like exCUSE ME???#Thena: *throwing the whole bouquet into the fire* it's nothing#pt 2
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Be patient! He's cooking a FIRE Dj set.
#xyla-does-art#xylas-ocs#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#art#oc#original character#oc art#demon#demon oc#demon boy#eyeball#kinda...#dj#disc jockey#disk jockey oc#ms paint#ms paint art#ms paint doodle#bro loves early hardcore so much he'll make mixes with this genre's tracks and listen to em' non stop#besides... early hardcore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the shitty edm tracks that are played on the radio rn#the fact I am listening to one makes making this post a better experence :)))))))))))#I love hardcore <3#FUCK OFF SPOTIFY TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ugh i hate them (im lying)
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#why are they so fucking#theyre so#theyre fucking adorable bro#this is my favorite drawing of john ive ever done tbh#like this was my peak#i havent drawn him as good as this since and it sucks sm like omg just let me draw mY BOY PLEASE#anyways yeah i love em#homestuck#homestuck fanart#john egbert#john egbert fanart#karkat vantas#karkat fanart#dave strider#dave strider fanart#wait fuck whats their ship name i forgot#wait shit#johndavekat#is that it?#Davejohnkat#idk man lol
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I like when rockstars do that,,,
#i have a blood kink#shit be freaky as fuck bro i love it#like i wanna make out with em and get the blood on me too i wanna make them bleed and lick it#i wanna taste that blood so bad#“freaky girls” when i say i have a blood kink; 😰#blood :)))
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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭
#diary#i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY#‘do u have a cigarette’ ‘where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w#the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just#girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY#i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA#LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent#tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish#the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT#i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they’ll speak hindi & i’ve just#learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the#Context & what’s being Said#ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re#all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i#pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i#walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE#like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past#girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks#it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting#we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY#bring lunch whatever#i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET#i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND
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God damn you all like it when I draw Fluttershy, huh?
Well anyways, I made a new thing. No, it's not Fluttershy again.
I made an oc with a very nice color pallete and I like her a lot. I'll post it soonish.
#Fluttershy isn't even my favorite pony. I shipped her with my favorite pony lol#and she was just kinda the one that worked for the infected au thingy soooo. I kinda chose her#she's definitely in my top 5 favorites tho. she's pretty great.#does Discord count as a pony for the hypothetical “favorite pony” list?? I mean he has the HEAD of a pony..?#bro he was the best fuckin villian!! he got a bit lamer after he got reformed; but I think he's still super fun and silly.#uhh who else#why are you still reading this?#mlp#oh yeah Bubbles is prolly top 5. she's legendary.#Chrysalis is very fun too#god; just all the villains are very cool and I like them a lot#I also like Sunburst too#little twink idiot#but I totally ship Starlight w/ Trixie. just makes sense more that way.#Big Mac is adorible. and Buttercup. GOD JUST the enTIRE apple family;; okay?? I love all of 'em#I think if I were to make a kinsona it would be of Pear Butter. god she's fucking ADORABLE#i need to go to bed.#fuuuuuuuuck I'm tired. but this is fun. just rambling like this.#no one is going to see this. no one cares. I don't have friends 🤡
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It was bothering me in my sleep deadass to finish this so have my DsaF Oc based off of my cool bozo friend<33
Their fatherless<3333
#Dsaf#Dsaf Oc#Day Shift At Freddys#Greeeeeen#FeMaleE#Weed Crystal#Henry took their gender#pronouns#and father#smh bro#My and my friend started a Matt Cult#A FFUCKING MATT CULT#Are leader died#then we did a skit of Steve and Steven in their divorce arc#</3#I fucking love doing skits with em we are so goofy
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