#Fuck y’all.
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bowl of fruit + 4 shots of espresso and almond milk + not opening my work laptop
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#They said they wanted to write a show focusing on Black woken for once#and he verbally said he saw the main character as an animal… a DOG at that.#And y’all accused me of erasing Black woken for pointing out that his viewpoint was evident in the show#The rest of y’all are so busy kissing ass that you don’t watch anything with intention and when someone does#you attack them.#And for what? Is Donald glover hiring you next?#To make another show about a Black woman he tells media he sees as a dog?#I’d rather slit my throat#Fuck y’all.#Not surprised.#I been saying for years that he hates Black women.#That’s why he smells like onions anyway.#he’s been giving Stanky ass!#like freaking listen to bw#don’t fuck with black women#And the cunties wonder why it’s FQ yall for not listening to bw#Because FQ yall for doubting!!!
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
#Clay-colored thrush#memes#Costa Rica#birds#listen y’all I suffered to make this#my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not#and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt#I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt
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I was meeting a client at a famous museum’s lounge for lunch (fancy, I know) and had an hour to kill afterwards so I joined the first random docent tour I could find. The woman who took us around was a great-grandmother from the Bronx “back when that was nothing to brag about” and she was doing a talk on alternative mediums within art.
What I thought that meant: telling us about unique sculpture materials and paint mixtures.
What that actually meant: an 84yo woman gingerly holding a beautifully beaded and embroidered dress (apparently from Ukraine and at least 200 years old) and, with tears in her eyes, showing how each individual thread was spun by hand and weaved into place on a cottage floor loom, with bright blue silk embroidery thread and hand-blown beads intricately piercing the work of other labor for days upon days, as the labor of a dozen talented people came together to make something so beautiful for a village girl’s wedding day.
What it also meant: in 1948, a young girl lived in a cramped tenement-like third floor apartment in Manhattan, with a father who had just joined them after not having been allowed to escape through Poland with his pregnant wife nine years earlier. She sits in her father’s lap and watches with wide, quiet eyes as her mother’s deft hands fly across fabric with bright blue silk thread (echoing hands from over a century years earlier). Thread that her mother had salvaged from white embroidery scraps at the tailor’s shop where she worked and spent the last few days carefully dying in the kitchen sink and drying on the roof.
The dress is in the traditional Hungarian fashion and is folded across her mother’s lap: her mother doesn’t had a pattern, but she doesn’t need one to make her daughter’s dress for the fifth grade dance. The dress would end up differing significantly from the pure white, petticoated first communion dresses worn by her daughter’s majority-Catholic classmates, but the young girl would love it all the more for its uniqueness and bright blue thread.
And now, that same young girl (and maybe also the villager from 19th century Ukraine) stands in front of us, trying not to clutch the old fabric too hard as her voice shakes with the emotion of all the love and humanity that is poured into the labor of art. The village girl and the girl in the Bronx were very different people: different centuries, different religions, different ages, and different continents. But the love in the stitches and beads on their dresses was the same. And she tells us that when we look at the labor of art, we don’t just see the work to create that piece - we see the labor of our own creations and the creations of others for us, and the value in something so seemingly frivolous.
But, maybe more importantly, she says that we only admire this piece in a museum because it happened to survive the love of the wearer and those who owned it afterwards, but there have been quite literally billions of small, quiet works of art in billions of small, quiet homes all over the world, for millennia. That your grandmother’s quilt is used as a picnic blanket just as Van Gogh’s works hung in his poor friends’ hallways. That your father’s hand-painted model plane sets are displayed in your parents’ livingroom as Grecian vases are displayed in museums. That your older sister’s engineering drawings in a steady, fine-lined hand are akin to Da Vinci’s scribbles of flying machines.
I don’t think there’s any dramatic conclusions to be drawn from these thoughts - they’ve been echoed by thousands of other people across the centuries. However, if you ever feel bad for spending all of your time sewing, knitting, drawing, building lego sets, or whatever else - especially if you feel like you have to somehow monetize or show off your work online to justify your labor - please know that there’s an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that’s beautiful to you.
#shut up e#long post#Saturday thoughts#this has been in my drafts for a week haha#also this is the heart of why AI art feels so wrong#forget the discussion of copyright and theft etc - even if models were only trained on public domain they would still feel very wrong#because they’re not art. art is the labor of creation#even commercial art and art commissioned by the popes and kings of history: there is humanity in the labor of it#unrelated: I did not know living in the Bronx was now something to brag about. How the fuck do y’all New Yorkers afford this city???
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Trans rights you fuckers. Y’all know who you are.
Just clogging your tags before you can clog the toilets with all your shit. No need to thank me, terfs <3
#Or as I like to call y’all#✨farts✨#Feminist Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe#literally u guys#so what if I’m cringe?#at least I’m not scared of fucking GENDER 💀💀💀#and happy people feeling comfortable in their own bodies#terf#terfs do interact#terfblr#ellastag#jamstag
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#POP SOME BOTTLES Y’ALL#us politics#current events#fuck trump#bts#jimin#jungkook#yoongi#j hope#namjoon#v#jin
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can’t share much more of this WIP, but god I love drawing these two 🥹🥰
#this is from my short comic in that radioapple anthology I was telling y’all about the other day#also I fucking love clip studio paint#it’s still challenging but the more tutorials I watch the more I love it#I can’t wait to get more adept with it#in other news#remember when the us would k*ll nazis?#that was super cool I feel like the us should do that again :)#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#radioapple#lucifer hazbin#Lucifer Morningstar
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I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment
Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.
Splat.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#not that anyone’s gonna read this (and just know I know it’s all in good fun)#I never said this was *bad*#I. too. wish to be fucking cheesegratered on the cobblestone between her big fuckoff scaly toes#the maizurusplat just caught me off guard the first time I watched it#I hadn’t seen anyone highlight the gore. mostly the gorgeous animation 🥰#peace and love y’all. hoping for everyone to get turned into their pasta sauce of choice by a big scary chimera lady
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ACE 👏 PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 MAKE 👏 DIRTY 👏 JOKES
Then again, if you’re an aphobe, your mom already made the dirtiest fucking joke of all time, so why should we bother?
#ace#acespec#asexual#lgbtqia#aphobia#holy fuck this blew up#I turned off notifications and occasionally come back to check and get shocked to Hell and back#Also I’ve read all y’all’s responses#Y’all are waaay funnier than the post 🤣#southbemyname
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no you're being terfy for trying to shame women who DO want to be feminine and cutesy, we're still women even if we're not your perception of women
Explain to me how it is transphobic to say that you should not joke about how you are bad at math because you are a girl because that is misogynistic. Actually, explain to me why it’s cutesy to say that girls are bad at math. How is it feminine to say that girls are bad at math. How is that particular message factoring into your gender presentation. What is feminine or cutesy about thinking women are worse at any implied skill than men like either the skill level or the gender are immutable absolutes. What is going on
#you can and should do whatever the fuck you want with your gender performance. however you should also not make sexist jokes#I mean personal judgement I think it’s kind of weird to identify as a girl or act like a child once you are an adult. which is why I don’t#that being said y’all are making me wish I did not know how to read
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#And as the biggest fuck you#I hope Biden goes through with is#that he doesn’t do a damn thing about Student loans.#I would laugh my ass#all the way through internment camps#during the Trump admin about that shit too.#Fuck y’all.#Whatever good thing you don’t deserve#Whatever bad things however you do deserve#I want to see those horrible things happen to deserving people#I hope Biden doesn’t do a damn thing about them#funky ass student loans.#Put that on your FUCK YOU list#before you exit the White House#@JoeBiden#&#@VP#@POTUS#@KamalaHarris#Girl and boy I don’t give a fuck.#YOU’RE the one bringing up student loans.#That’s how SMALL MINDED you are.#Selfishly thinking about yourself.#Girl fuck you and them loans.#Send your complains to TRUMP 🙄#Think about how SMALL MINDED that is to after this election complain about a STUDENT LOANS 🙄#Please leave me THEE fuck alone about that bullshit.#It’s SMALL me.#This election was never a game.#But y’all asses wanted a CIRCUS. Now you got a CLOWN to run shit. Congrats.
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dangerous and domestic sukuna🥺🥺
he’s a notorious man in the yakuza. always hunts and kills whoever his boss tells him to. everyone in the underground world is scared of him, and even those that are not usually are as well, with his tattoos all over his body and constantly bruised and scarred knuckles from beating information out of his victims.
but somehow, you’re not. although you’re so innocent you probably wouldn’t know a murderer if you see one. even though you know nothing about his work, yet notice the way others cower in fear around him. you’re not scared of him at all.
maybe it’s the way he comes home, quietly walking into the house and coming up to you. giving you a small, sweet smile as he ruffles your hair or pets your head. let’s out a gruff, “hey sweetheart,” before kissing you on your head. maybe that’s why you don’t understand how dangerous he is. i mean, how could he be? when he comes home and looks at you like you’re the sun that is the center of his world. even though he looks at everyone else like their existence alone bothers him sometimes.
and sometimes he cooks dinner when he comes home. you can’t argue with him on that, he’s surprisingly a great cook. you hand him the plates for him to put the food on and place them nicely on the table. and even though most couples like to sit across from each other, you like to sit next to him and eat while your head rests on his shoulder. when you sit next to him and place your silverware next to the plates, he looks down at you for a minute and grabs your chin to make you face him. for a moment, all you do is stare at each other, studying each other’s face.
“hey, you know you’re mine right?”
it catches you off guard, but you smile back up at him anyway.
“yes sukuna, i know. you tell me all the time.”
he chuckles down at you, moving his hand to softly rub along on your cheek.
“yeah well i just want to make sure you know it, and never forget.”
you kiss his hand when it makes its way to your lips.
“yeah well, i’ll never forget. i’ll always be yours.”
he stares down at you again, darker this time, before clearing his throat and moving to eat his dinner.
“alright baby, eat your dinner before it gets cold.”
you giggle and follow his actions, eating your dinner and dropping your head on his shoulder where it belongs.
#this man y’all😭😭#domestic sukuna#fucks me up all the time#sukuna#jjk#ryomen sukuna#sukuna ryomen#sukuna x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fic#sukuna fic#sukuna fluff#jjk fluff#sukuna x you#jujutsu kaisen#jjk sukuna#anime fic#anime#anime x reader#sukuna smut#jjk smut#dangerous sukuna
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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIZUN- oh! He’s asleep… Goodnight Shizun ❤️”
#drivebypainter art#digital art#art#my art#svsss#fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#lou binghe#HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEN YUANNNN#y’all are fucked up for making his fanon birthday the day he died 💀#anyways he is such a pookie I love him sm#I didn’t even know it was his birthday until i opened tumblr 😔#so oops there#anyways#Binghe put that strawberry blanket on him <3
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Vox came to me in a dream and told me to post this.
#like a prophet#the greeks had socrates y’all have me#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin hotel self insert#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel headcanon#hazbin hotel smut#alastor x reader#vox x reader x alastor#alastor x vox#radiostatic#fuck you alastor#alastor smut#alastor the radio demon#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#the radio demon#hazbin hotel vox
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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