#Fritz robinson

[wilnelia99]

LOST MEDIA: America’s Funniest Home Videos (AFV) Promotional Video for the theatrical release of Disney’s Meet The Robinsons (March 2007)

[zipzapzopzoop]

Ladies and Gentlemen… Meet the Robinsons as vines

[back-in-2037]

And that’s only like a third of them.

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

I can imagine the robinsons’ family group chat is incredibly chaotic 💀

It is INSANE. Every Robinson has a unique typing style and it would take a whole cypher to understand a days worth of messages.

Because this wasn’t really a concrete ask, I’m going to write the hc’s about what each Robinsons like in the chat.

Wilbur / T!meL0rd: Misspells everything. Definitely a meme spammer. Has been banned four times.

Cornelius: Doesn’t have a cool username. Uses proper texting literate, but says ‘lol’. Uses reactions more than he talks.

Franny / FrannysFrogTheater: Her username wasn’t supposed to be that long, she misunderstood what it was. She’s always active and respond in four seconds, but it never on her phone somehow. Weird.

Gaston / CANNONBAL: TYPES IN CAPS A LOT!!!! Sends photos of everything - selfies, his cannons, nature, anything he sees.

Art / Galaxy3F: He uses voice messages a lot, and they’re often horrible audio quality. Cannot type correctly even a little. Isn’t LEGIBLE. He’s determined to figure it out though.

Laszlo / F!R3W0RK: His username has nothing to do with his hobbies. He has a typing quirk, 100%. Uses GIFs a lot, and pronounces them JIFs.

Tallulah / FashionBB🏳️‍⚧️: Also posts memes but not often. Doesn’t talk in chat a lot. Forgets punctuation a lot, but proper caps.

Fritz / FritzRobinson2: Has to use Siri to send messages because Petunia makes it hard to type. Therefor most of what he says makes no sense.

Billy / CHOOCHOO!7 : Can she use a phone? No. She breaks her phones so often her number changes twice a week. She only responds to Fritz, Joe, and Gaston. Nobody understands why.

Joe / SweatGainer : The silent stalker of the chat. He watches everything but never talks in chat. Uses reactions sometimes. Once said ‘k’ and everyone cheered.

Carl / xX.R0bo.Xx: The chat mod. Only really types if to moderate something, or to randomly ban people for his amusement. Sends TikToks in chat at night just to annoy Wilbur, who never silences his phone.

Spike / Thing #1: Did not choose his username. Starts group video calls during genuinely important times and then leaves immediately, forcing the family to one big call. Solved a lot of emergencies like this. Refuses to admit he’s intentionally being helpful.

Dimitri / Thing #2: Emojibombs the chat way too much. Unlike Spike doesn’t care about being helpful. Refuses, even.

Lefty: Couldn’t figure out a username. Posts a very formal daily report at 7am every morning, top of chat. Carl pins it.

Bud&Luc / Lovebirds: Share an account because Bud tore his phone apart for microchips. Send those random game links for free coins and beg everyone to click them. Rick rolled the chat twice.

[wejusthereforthefanart]

I've Rediscovered Meet The Robinsons

And now I'm going to make it everyone else's problem by shoving my headcanons in your faces. *And you're going to like them.*

The Framagucci siblings have gone no-contact with their toxic parents. Evidence? Well, I don't have any, I just like the idea that Lewis yearned to be a part of a loving family and fell in love with a girl who grew up in a family with not-so-loving parents.

Art is the oldest, Gaston is the middle child, and Franny is the baby. I can picture Art having a job in high school in order to help pay the bills, which then shaped his work ethic and gave him a passion for his current job. Unfortunately, that also made him a bit of a workaholic.

Gaston was never considered a "forgotten" middle child, as he made sure he got the most attention from the whole town. He's even a record holder for "most banned citizen", as he's prohibited from most of the local stores and restaurants.

Franny is one of the only family members with a criminal record, after she incited a riot in a concert hall when the conductor tried to step on her frog, Frankie. Gaston insisted on putting a printed copy of her mugshot into the family scrapbook.

Bud and Lucille only argue about one thing during their entire marriage--the pronunciation of the word "pecan". It had gotten so intense that Bud spent a week sleeping on the couch, until they both forgot what they were fighting about.

Cornelius and Billie have bonded over their time spent in orphanages. While Cornelius shared his feelings about being abandoned as a baby and never understanding why his mother left him on the doorstep, Billie confided in him about how her parents had regularly dumped her at an orphanage throughout her childhood, whenever they "needed a break". Once she turned eighteen, she left their house for good and began train hopping across her home country.

Tallulah's love for history was Cornelius' original motivation to inventing the time machine, and he allowed Laszlo to help design the prototype so he didn't feel left out.

While Fritz' puppet, Petunia, is modeled after his late wife's appearance, her personality has since become angrier and more tumultuous due to his grief upon her passing. She has even scared off several therapists over the years.

Joe runs a fitness blog in which he reviews workout videos, offering advice to improve the instructors' lessons. While he didn't pursue a career with it, he has a master's degree in kinesiology.

Laszlo and Tallulah have a former step-mother, who the family avoids talking about to the point that Wilbur still has no idea she exists. Her relationship with Fritz ended poorly.

Wilbur started his own conspiracy theory about himself being a time traveler, which many people over the years have believed and discussed online.

Spike and Dimitri are, in fact, related to one side of the family. Which side? Doesn't matter.

[pjunicornart]

The Robinsons and Mario Kart Wii

Floating around Tumblr now is the headcanon that the Robinsons are a Nintendo household. I agree! So I'm gonna share something I've had written down in a notebook for a while now: What each Robinson mains in MKWii!

Why MKWii and not MK8? Because MK8 is painfully average and boring. Where's the jank? The standalone mini turbos? The busted stats? THE PROPER INSIDE DRIFT?! Everything in MK8 is balanced and boring. Therefore, no competition. MKWii is chaos, and therefore perfect for a Robinson game night!

Because I'm extra, as well as including their favorite characters to play, I will also include: Preferred vehicle, fav track, and fav OST. Plus a little paragraph of how they play. Listen, MKWii was one of my hyperfixations when I was little. I know this game by the back of my hand. LET'S GET INTO THIS!

Bud - Koopa Troopa: Standard Bike S Fav Track: Koopa Cape Fav OST: Koopa Cape (Pipe) - He's not the best at the game by a long shot, but he'll play it for the grandbaby. At least he gets the chance to play on his favorite track from when Neil would want to play with him back in the day.

Lucille - Toadette: Mini Beast Fav Track: DS Yoshi Falls Fav OST: N64 Sherbet Land - Same point for Bud can be said about Lucille. The Sherbet Land OST reminds her of her first Christmas with Neil.

Fritz/Petunia - Daisy: Wild Wing Fav Track: N64 Mario Raceway Fav OST: No Trophy For You! - Beginner level skills. Fritz plays for fun, but Petunia plays for competition! Daisy reminds him of her.

Laszlo - Baby Luigi: Jet Bubble Fav Track: Coconut Mall Fav OST: Coconut Mall - Intermediate level of skills. He can perform some easy shortcuts, like the Mushroom Gorge and DK Summit gap jumps. He also holds the opinion that Coconut Mall is the GOAT. He's not wrong.

Tallulah - Rosalina: Honeycoupe Fav Track: Moonview Highway Fav OST: Daisy Circuit - Casual player with an intermediate level of skills. She can perform certain shortcuts, she just doesn't because she's not overly competitive... unless she's playing against Laszlo.

Joe - Birdo: Classic Dragster Fav Track: DS Delfino Square Fav OST: DS Peach Gardens - Purely casual player. However, he might secretly get a leg up on you in the race. Why? He's lucky with the item RNG.

Billie - Dry Bones: Tiny Titan Fav Track: Wario's Gold Mine Fav OST: DK Summit - Competitive casual type. She is in it to win most of the time, but she's the type to not really want to improve her skills.

Gaston - Waluigi: Wario Bike Fac Track: GCN Waluigi Stadium Fav OST: GCN Waluigi Stadium - Speed is key for him, and he loves all the tracks where he can go ham and perform a bunch of tricks. Speed is his key, but he doesn't have the knowledge of which character and kart combos will allow him to gain that speed.

Art - Toad: Blue Falcon Fav Track: Rainbow Road Fav OST: Online Boss Theme - Back in MKWii's hay day, he played all of the online content. Like the boss battles and competitive races. It's because of this that he has knowledge of all the tips of the trade.

Carl - Baby Mario: Bullet Bike Fav Track: Mushroom Gorge Fav OST: Block Plaza - Really only plays it when Wilbur wants him to. He's programmed to be a decent challenger. So... not like the CPUs in the game, lol. Even in Mirror Mode, the CPUs are a joke.

Spike/Dmitri - Diddy Kong: Dolphin Dasher Fav Track: Moo Moo Meadows Fav OST: N64 DK's Jungle Parkway - They don't play often, which is why they tend to stick to the easier cups and engine classes.

Wilbur - Bowser Jr.: Sneakster Fav Track: Bowser's Castle Fav OST: Maple Treeway - He's made it his life mission to upstage his father in skill. Good luck to him, because Neil knows the ultra shortcuts and all of the hidden stats.

Franny - Yoshi: Wild Wing Fav Track: GCN Peach Beach Fav OST: Maple Treeway - Keeps it casual when asked. But otherwise? You're going down. Her weakness is the jankiness of the game.

Cornelius - Mario: Mach Bike Fav Track: Rainbow Road Fav OST: Rainbow Road - The master of jank. He can perform ultra shortcuts like the Grumble Volcano rock hop/respawn glitch and the Mushroom Gorge cliff ride. He's beaten every fast staff ghost. He's got the item RNG on lock. He has no respect for the key checkpoints. He knows which bikes to use and what characters are best. He shows no mercy. Side note - The RR OST gives him an eargasm every time with its nods to Super Mario Galaxy (his favorite Mario game).

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 2 Group 8

Propaganda and further images under the cut

The Robinsons: Lewis, Wilbur, Franny, Bud, Tallulah, Billie, Fritz, Joe, Laszlo, and Petunia Robinson, Art and Gaston Framagucci, Lucille Krunklehorn, C4rl, and Spike & Dimitri

Rusties: Rodney Copperbottom, Lugnut/Lug, Fender Pinwheeler, Piper Pinwheeler, Diesel Springer, Crank Casey (& Wonderbot, Aunt Fanny, Cappy)

Robinsons:

perhaps Thee found family of all time. little orphan boy travels forward in time to meet a big messy family and realizes that they were already destined to be in his future… that’s the shit.

Rusties:

Within the societal structure of Robot City, there exists a social class referred to as Outmodes. Outmodes are robots whose parts are no longer being manufactured and, due to their economic status, cannot afford to purchase the newer, upgraded ones on the market. The fate of all outmodes is to be sweeped up, smelted down, and repurposed, when their old, broken bodies eventually fall apart. The Rusties are a ragtag group of outmodes living out of a boarding house. With the assistance of Rodney’s inventive prowess, they begin repairing other outmodes themselves. The film culminates in them fighting/defeating the evil robots responsible for the despicable treatment of outmodes.

[the-interidiot]

I LOVE your headcanons and can’t wait to read more of them!

Meet the Robinsons headcanons P2 - Fritz and his Kids.

[Possible trigger warning for self deprecating behavior/words. Also, unrelated but I LOVE feedback/responses! If you have anything to add or comment on a reblog, pls do!!!!]

Fritz suffers from generalized anxiety, separation anxiety, and dyslexia.

He’s never broken a bone, and Gaston occasionally tries to push him into dangerous situation on purpose to probe him to break one.

⬆️ This is out of love. The Framaguccis have the very solid belief injury builds character.

Fritz is HUGE on grooming. He isn’t a clean freak, but he is the kind of guy to own seven shampoos and frequently buy everyone else bathing stuff.

Fritz is the only person in the house in denial about that doll being real. The doll is, by the way, not real.

‘Petunia’ was carved by Fritz, and while doing so he cut off multiple of his fingers, and the stitches are very visible on his puppeting hand if he ever takes the doll off.

Fritz is ambidextrous, as are BOTH his children.

Tallulah and Laszlo are both trans, MTF and FTM respectively.

Tallulah stays up until 4am watching conspiracy theory videos and then randomly blurts stuff about cryptids at breakfast.

She claims she hates any energy drink because caffeine is a blight on the world, but consumes about 7 cups of coffee an hour.

The other Robinsons literally hide the pot past noon, and it’s saying a LOT if a Robinson cuts you off something.

Tallulah is the only person from her side of the family who isn’t neurodivergent at all.

She makes all the Halloween costumes in August and then waits impatiently for Halloween (and Summerween, because this family celebrates that 100%).

She loves short haired dogs and cats. HATES anything that sheds, unfortunately including the family dog.

Laszlo is autistic, I have covered this before.

He also suffers from sensory based OCD, which is only shared with Wilbur in the rest of the family.

Laszlo has nightmares but always forgets what they’re about.

Hes EXTREMELY intelligent, but has the attention span of a toddler and prefers painting over inventing.

He can’t cook. There is a sticky note on all the appliances he isn’t allowed to use, which include but are not limited to: The oven, the stove, the toaster, the coffee maker, the toaster over, the air fryer, the dishwasher, and the second sink.

Laszlo cannot draw people for shit without the gun, but he is WEIRDLY good an animals. He probably had a fursona growing up.

Laszlo had blue hair growing up and looked a little homeless with how ratty he dressed. He was also into anime. (Have any of you seen NPMD? Teenage Laszlo is essentially just Richard Lipshitz from that musical.)

Laszlo, unlike his sister LOVES large, fluffy dogs - the bigger the better.

Laszlo uses his goggles as a comfort object and will panic without them.

‘Petunia’ has pads installed in her hands to soften blows on Fritz. Art added this out of genuine concern Fritz was using the doll for self deprecating purposes.

‘Petunia’ has a time out box, curtesy of everyone else.

Essentially everybody but Laszlo looks for any excuse to get that doll away from Fritz. Bud is the nicest about it, not at all trying to stop Fritz from having her, but not acknowledging ‘Petunia’ when possible.

Laszlo sometimes takes the doll when Fritz is asleep and stares at it in the middle of the night.

He doesn’t remember his mom.

[sesiondemadrugada]

Scarlet Street (Fritz Lang, 1945).

[citizenscreen]

Fritz Lang and Edward G. Robinson on set of SCARLET STREET (1945). #DailyRobinson

[gayboy-vampyre]

"I can't believe Colin Robinson has been secretly interesting this whole time" well I can. I love useless information and bad character impressions are strange little guys. I am enchanted by the weird shit he says "come on you stinky bitch, library's open" what the fuck that's so funny, stop dying and tell me more

[wilnelia99]

More Meet the Robinsons Headcanons

(courtesy of Character Headcanon Generator)

[zipzapzopzoop]

Meet the Robinsons as vines (part 2)

[back-in-2037]

Ni se que es esto pero pues Viva Mexico! 🇲🇽

Translation:

Meet the Robinsons Mexican Party headcanons (Why? Why not?)

The uncle at the grill cooking the Carne Asada and the ones who help him make the salsa, beans, and Guacamole: Art, Carl and Lefty.

The cousins wrestling inside the bounce house: Wilbur and Laszlo.

The one who unplugs it with those two inside so they stop being stupid: Tallulah.

The uncles pulling the piñata: Art and Gaston.

The one who’s old af but still throws themselves to get the candy once the piñata is broken: Gaston

The ones fighting over which version of “Las Mañanitas” to play: Franny and Gaston.

The ones shouting “Mordida!” At the birthday person blowing the candles on their cake: Gaston, Billie, Petunia, Laszlo, Wilbur.

Playing Loteria: Wilbur, Cornelius, Billie, Joe, Tallulah, Bud, Lucille, Gaston.

The one calling out the cards: Franny

The one who keeps winning (nobody knows how he does it): Joe

Ready on the dance floor when Caballo Dorado starts playing: Wilbur, Lucille, Tallulah, Billie, Franny, Bud, Gaston, Petunia.

Dragged to the dance floor, forced to dance Caballo Dorado: Carl, Cornelius, Fritz.

The ones who dance through the whole thing: Wilbur, Cornelius, Franny, Tallulah, Bud, Lucille, Billie.

The one who went in too confident into Payaso de Rodeo, doing spins and everything, got tired midway but kept going because he didn’t one others to tease him, got off the dance floor as soon as the song was over, didn’t dance again for the whole night and slept on two chairs using his dad’s lab coat as a blanket: Wilbur.

The one they sent to OXXO to get more ice and came back with everything but the ice: Laszlo

The ones who tell you “ya nos vamos” but then stay talking to other people at the party for two more hours: Franny, Lucille, Art, Petunia.

Singing Jose Jose songs as the party is ending: Carl, Cornelius, Gaston, Fritz.

Singing Jose Jose songs as the party is ending (sober): Art and Bud.

Record the whole thing and upload it to Facebook the next day: Spike and Dimitri.

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

It’s Movie Night! What are all of the Robinsons favorite movie picks to watch?

Movie night? In the Robinson house? Oh, this won't be good!

Gaston, Billy and - believe it or not Bud all want to watch horror.

Gaston preaches something super not kid appropriate, like a rated R slasher.

Wilbur agrees, and then gets an earful from Franny.

Both of them are banned from voting.

You know who else isn't aloud to vote? Laszlo and Tallulah.

No matter what Tallulah chooses, Laszlo intentionally chooses something completely opposite, and they squabble if not stopped.

They love each other.

Lucille wants to watch Sound of Music, and manages to get Neil to vote the same.

Neil doesn't care what they watch, he just wants everyone to sit down.

Franny votes a musical, because why wouldn't she? Her initial vote was In The Heights, but Carl and convinced her to vote Hairspray with him.

Joe got tired of waiting and just put on a soap opera on his tablet.

Fritz was too scared to put a vote in because everyone was yelling, and 'Petunia' wanted to watch Human Centipede.

Petunia got her mouth taped shut.

Art didn't show up until the movie was halfway over because he left to get some popcorn for the group and ended up on a whole side quest.

Eventually, the votes totaled as follows:

Halloween - Billy

Trick - Bud

Hairspray - Franny and Carl

Sound of Music - Lucile and Neil

Human Centipede - ‘Petunia'

[Excluded from vote - Gaston, Wilbur, T + L.]

Spike and Dimitri just took control of the TV while the votes were happening and put on Encanto, and everyone eventually quieted down and watched that.

[boanerges20]

Built For Speed Fritz Scheidigger+John Robinson Photo: Brian Holder