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content : amab!reader (muscular and tall), bttm!reader, top!levi, backshots, established relationship, creampie, light spanking, a bit of suffocation, orgasm denial, doesn't follow original plot, modern!au, lmk if i missed anything :)

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levi clicked his tongue, straightening the set of napkins on the table in front of him. the buzz of life in the resto annoys him. instead of taking a needed shower and just simply relaxing in his home, he was dragged by hange to celebrate the company's freshies (newly hired staff).

"this right here is eren," they grin, wrapping an arm around the newbie's shoulder before doing the same to the girl beside them, "and this one is mikasa . . ."

levi tunes hange out as they introduce the other new workmates, getting them comfortable with their seniors. he thinks about his boyfriend who was working on a pottery project as of late. he then reaches for the menu and scans through it, deciding to bring something home for y/n.

furlan, his closest friend smiles lightly, seeing a focused expression on levi's face. "how's the husband?" the questions catches the ravenet off. levi clears his throat and sets the menu down, already deciding on what to order and answers the cheeky question, "no comment . . ." he bites the inside of his cheek, looking straight ahead, a way to avoid the curious eyes of his friend. "he's been into pottery these days."

he never denied their marriage. furlan chuckles under his breath.

"talking about our dear y/n . . . you never tell us the nitty gritty," hange leans on the table, wriggling their eyebrows teasingly. levi sees some of the freshies turn red and listened out of curiosity. he sighs quietly, turning away with a hard look.

"don't-

-do that," his palm lands on y/n's round ass, the small sting making said man jerk forward into the embrace with a grunt, straddling the ravenet.

levi's rough hands caress his ass cheek, fingers grazing the puckered hole that leaked lube and juices. his eyes trace every flaw and curvature on y/n's naked body. the muscles rippling in the right places, twitching every now and then.

he feels y/n's cock pressing against his aching one uselessly. it beaded pre-cum, staining his unzipped pants.

he laughs at the irony. how he, the smaller and shorter one, has the bigger and taller one under his thumb like a little puppy. and since puppies were cute and obeying, y/n had done what he was asked before they departed their shared home earlier that morning. "you said you behaved?"

without wasting a second, his fingers find their way back into his tight heat. y/n moans softly, nodding his head fiercely. "y-yes! i was . . . i was . . ." he trails off, gripping onto levi's shoulders to ground himself and failing miserably.

the scissoring motions drove y/n mad, grinding back into the fingers that slipped in and out of him so professionally. he groans, feeling that tightening coil of built up pleasure before whining as he clenches on nothing. he huffs, gazing at levi pleadingly. "i was good . . ."

"i know." levi shrugged, patting y/n's thigh. "hands and knees."

y/n drags himself onto the bed and positions himself for levi. the latter laughs dryly, spreading his boyfriend's ass, revealing the nest he desires to bury himself in. "all these muscles?" he runs his free hand down the expanse of y/n's back, "all useless. y'know why?"

he pulls out his hard dick, stroking it slowly with a tantalizing groan. y/n whimpers at the sound, stealing a glance over his shoulder at the sight of levi shirtless, abs on full display, the only article of clothing being his pants that dropped and pooled around his ankles.

levi gets onto the bed and pushes his hips against y/n's, dick sliding in between his ass, resting there. "because you love being fucked by me." in one swift motion, he plunges in.

y/n jerks forward with a loud moan. he fists the sheets and pants. it was true. despite the outward appearance of a top, he was a true bottom. he couldn't disagree, even if he did, he would end up stuffed to the brim with cum and levi's cock.

the ravenet delivers rough thrusts, conveying all his pent up stress that accumulated during dinner with his peers. questions after questions he either deflected or flat out ignored exhausted his mind. just thinking about it made him a bit irritated. he hears y/n let out a cry when he aimed a sharp ram into his prostate.

y/n felt that familiar feeling come rushing back and he could tell levi was nearing his orgasm by how his thrusts have become more accurate and aggressive. moans spilled out his parted lips as his nails ripped into the bed sheets but just like before, he was denied of his own gratification.

levi pulled out when he felt y/n tighten around him, thrusting in between his boyfriend's ass cheeks and shooting his load on his muscular back with a cuss. he didn't miss the whine that left y/n.

"l-levi . . ." he panted out, face planting on the soft mattress. he shifts his head to the side and closes his eyes, feeling his balls ache from not being granted the relief he so desperately needed.

levi hums, tapping the head of his cock against y/n's wet rim. "just a bit more."

y/n couldn't breathe. levi held his head down, stuffed into the bedding as he relentlessly chased for another orgasm he kept depriving his boyfriend of. but not this time.

he felt the large man under him shudder and he forcefully jerked him back. y/n takes in huge amounts of oxygen, shivering as he felt cum dribble down his back--mixing with their joint parts--and sides. his throat felt raw from all of the pleading, crying, moaning, everything.

he couldn't carry his own body weight as levi let his neck go, sending him down onto the mattress. his balls ached, so did his ass, but he couldn't get enough. it just felt too good. "so good . . ." he rasps out, the pleasure licking at the depths of his belly, ready to burst out and overtake him.

'so much for going to the gym. even if i hold him down, i still like being stuffed,' y/n fleetingly thought, the delayed gratification crashing into him like waves. he felt himself cum tenfold, staining the bed as he slumped, his cry echoing through their home blending with levi's loud groan. even as he laid, cum leaked out of his cock. he also felt sticky in between his thighs as his boyfriend's cum dripped out his hole.

levi ran his fingers through y/n's damp hair, the latter leaning into him. "what a big baby," he muttered to himself. he held a soft expression as he watched his partner fall into a dreamless sleep. it was moments like these why he never disclosed his personal affairs. they were things he liked keeping to himself. it wasn't just the sex, but the small moments before, during, and after that he cherished.

he sighs, eyes landing on the juices that stained y/n and the bed, even himself. just this once. "i'll let it slide."

[asking-trader-howdy]

Asking Trader blog is here!

Here's the blog for Asking and mostly information about him to post!

The asking can be anything except NSFW thing and hatred!! Whatever make me feel uncomfortable I'll delete and ignored it!

Mostly I'll answer by drawing some quick sketch! But sometimes I'll answer by my own with text! If there's anything about the lore or the story, it'd be a little bit long and takes time! I wish you could wait, and I won't answer all the question since I have my limit too.

For fellows never know, who is Trader!Howdy?

TW: Beware some eyes and blood

(Reference sheet update: 23 April 2024) He's Howdy but Multiverse! I'll explain about him in short!

He's already become a butterfly and no longer in the neighborhood anymore. His new place is like an unlimit white wide space. It's a place for chillax! (Compare to the Omega Timeline in Undertale AU, kinda familiar)There's only his shop in this place, don't try to look for something more.

Whenever you feel sad or abandon or anything negative and you really need some place or someone safe, you can meet him without knowing that you already in his place. He'll welcome you with freshy juice and ask you if you need something. If he gives something to you, it's free! But if you ask for something, you have to trade with something you have too.

You can stay as long as you want, as long until you feel better and you'll be sent back without knowing too. Unless you're someone who can travel across the AU freely! You can come to his place anytime you want.

More facts if you want to know about him. Here!

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And you can read his storyline here

E N J O Y

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

A/N = Some plot. I know you think Cable Guy Sanemi. But it's - ok, it might be exactly what you're thinking.

C/W = P->V, oral (both ways), language, drinking, bj follow through persuasion, just general sex. Idk. If I missed any warnings or spelled something in an unacceptable way, please let me know.

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It was 4:45 in the afternoon. There was a knock at your door.

"Fucking better be the cable guy. I swear to god. These assholes ..." you complained the whole way to your door, even a little bit after you opened it. "... Keeping me ... fucking ... ffffuuckk. Hi, you're uh, oh my God."

The overly attractive man with white and messy hair smiled at you with his perfect teeth. His lavender eyes bore into yours. You felt like an idiot for gawking at him. And if he said anything about how silly you're being, you'd just hold a mirror in front of his gorgeous face and tell him to change your mind.

"I'm Sanemi, are you ready to get hooked up?"

You damn near choked on your own saliva.

"Your cable and internet? Can I please come in and hook them up for you?" He gestured with his right hand to be let in.

"OH! Yes, *aheh*," you cleared your throat as he walked by you. He. Smelled. Like. Sex. Not the after sex, but the before sex. When you get all cleaned up for your partner and you're all freshy fresh and nothing in the world smells better than you at that moment in time before you get all sweaty and covered in the other person's juices (which has it's own appeal, but the before sex, there's just something about being so clean together for a minute).

"C-can I offer you something?" You chewed on the tip of your index finger as you stared at his ass while he bent over the entertainment center looking for the cable jack.

Too deep in focus to notice he'd turned around and is now looking at you looking at his crotch.

A tiny string of spit dribbles down your mouth as you sigh. Daydreaming about what his cock would taste like.

"What do you have?" He smiled, clearly not affected by your blatant sexual harassment. It's only harassment if they don't like it, right?

"Hm?" You blinked lazily and met his eyes, almost cumming on the spot. God, he's gorgeous. "OH! What do I have, what do I have? I don't know. Why don't you follow me into the kitchen and we'll look together?"

Sanemi nodded, "Lead the way," he shuffled through the paperwork, looking for something, before he put it down on the arm of the overstuffed chair, "Y/n." And he smiled. It was a little dark, the look on his face. And you were here for it.

"Ok, I have ... ugh. I need to go grocery shopping. I have juice. But you're not a child, right? You're over 18? I MEAN, you just probably wouldn't like juice."

He smirked at your inquiry and tilted his head to the left as he nodded slowly.

"I'm 21. Old enough to drink whatever I want. Young enough to not know better."

"Ahh-ha! Ok, good to know. Well, you just help yourself to whatever you want. Think of this as your home for as long as it takes to get me ... plugged. IN. The cable. As long as it takes ..." You looked at him like he was a nice cut of steak.

He winked at you.

It took everything in you not to slide a hand up your shirt and stroke your nipple under your bra.

Sanemi walked over to the cabinet you pointed at and opened it, revealing the wide array of liquors and alcohol that had collected over time. He rummaged around before emerging with a bottle of vodka and giving you the universal sign for having to make a phone call.

You gave him a thumbs up and wandered over to the living room while you waited for him to finish his talking.

"Yeah, I'm not coming back in today. But I'll be working on Y/n L/n's place. It's going to be really hard to get the wires stripped like I need to. The setup, it's looking pretty fucked. I'm going to have to screw around to make it do what I need it to do. Yeah, just tell him I'll be in on Monday. Ok, thanks {name}."

You heard everything he said and you asked after he'd hung up, "Everything ok?"

He poured two glasses, handing one to you as he came closer, slyly holding up the bottle of vodka, "Yep, perfect. Here ya go. Better to drink this with no ice."

You sat on the couch as he joined you, placing the bottle on the table between the couch and the TV.

You both took long sips. Looking at you, Sanemi took off his button up shirt and throwing it across the room.

"You mind if I get a little comfy? It's hot in here."

Your eyes couldn't leave the tiny droplet of sweat that rolled down his pecs onto his tight abs. You imagined licking it off.

"What movie are we watching?" Sanemi smirked, the dim lighting of the tv making the lines in his cheeks dance.

"Mmm, w-what?" You don't know why you were being so stupid. It's like there wasn't a single brain cell left in your head.

He hummed and chuckled, "Hmm. Nothin', babe." He turned to face you on the couch. His bare torso on display, making you so wet.

"You're beautiful." You sighed as your head fell back against the couch.

"Oh yeah?" He whispered as he leaned forward, kissing you like he already knew how good he was at it. It wasn't messy or dirty. He was gentle. And as you moaned, you felt his smile on your lips. He must've known how he affected you. It was pretty obvious, anyway.

He worked off his black jeans, reaching into his boxer-briefs and squeezing his cock, "Oh my God, I'm so hard, fuck. What should I do about this? It's a sin to waste a fat, hard cock, you know?"

Your chest heaved as you watched him slowly rub his hand over the bulge in his underwear. You were so turned on tears were forming in your eyes. You could have been struck with lightning at that moment and died a happy woman.

He crawled on top of you, pulling his underwear down and revealing his perfect, thick, cock.

You licked your lips, "Oohhh, shit."

Sanemi grinned and took a sip of his drink, finishing it off before pulling yours out of your grip and taking a swig of that.

"Need a little lubrication." He chuckled as he sloshed it back and forth.

You eyed him, "Are you ..."

He held his hand to your mouth, "Don't tell me you want me stop? Babe. You want to see this monster? You gotta work for it." He smirked.

You leaned towards his crotch and grabbed his length, gently sucking the skin of the tip, the head feeling so soft against your tongue.

You took a few slow licks before he moaned, "That's it, suck on the tip. Let it in your whole mouth."

His moans vibrated your whole core as you devoured his cock. "Fuck yeah. Just like that, baby. Just like that."

His fingers toyed with your nipples under your shirt as you bobbed up and down his thick, throbbing shaft. The precum was addictive.

He pushed on your head a little, "Here, stick your tongue out."

You did as he said and stuck your tongue out a little ways.

"Good girl. Open wide now." Sanemi smiled as he rammed his entire cock in your mouth, hitting the back of your throat. You were careful with your teeth as he started fucking your face.

"Yeah, there we go. Your throat feels fucking amazing. I might cum quick if you keep this up."

You hollowed your cheeks as you sucked and sucked. You tried to pull back but he gripped your scalp and kept you in place, "Shhh, just take it." He moaned.

You loved hearing him moan for you. It made your clit throb and you felt yourself begin to drip into your pants.

You pushed your hand down your yoga pants, fingering yourself while he fucked your mouth.

"Fuck yes, I love the sight of you touching yourself. Such a filthy little bitch. Oohhh shit. Fuck."

Sanemi groaned, pushing on the back of your head with more intensity as he plunged deeper and deeper into your mouth, feeling your throat contract around his cock as you gagged.

You pumped your fingers in and out of your soaking pussy, so close to cumming all over your hand.

But Sanemi stopped and grabbed your waist, lifting you up and sliding your pants down.

"No. Panties? You a frequent commando flyer? Tell me, did you know I was coming out to your place today? Was this decision made on my behalf? Fucking dirty little brat."

You couldn't pass a 3rd grade spelling test right now, you were so drunk on him. So you just smiled pretty and hoped he'd stop talking.

He spread your pussy lips apart and plunged two fingers inside as he licked your clit like a fucking expert.

"Holy shit," you whispered, rubbing the sides of your tits as you fucked back against his face.

"Your little clit looks hungry, I'll give it something to fill up on." He smiled, biting it gently before giving it a hard suck, sending you bucking and shuddering all over his face. His hair was the only thing that kept you upright. You had no idea how hard you pulled it, but Sanemi didn't complain.

You were panting as he finished you off, "I'm going to fuck your brains out, y/n." He whispered into your ear. You damn near came again at just how good his breath felt.

You couldn't wait. Your eyes rolled back at the relief you felt knowing he was about to tuck himself into your cunt. "Oh God, yes. P-please, Sanemi. Fuck me."

His hands gripped your hips so hard as he plunged himself inside of you. "Shit, you're so tight. How are you this fucking tight."

You pulled his white and messy hair hard and thrust yourself onto his cock, feeling every inch of him deep in you. "Mmmfuck! Yes, Sanemi!"

His thumbs were in your mouth now, fucking you just how you liked. You flicked the tip of his finger and watched the grin form on his beautiful face, "Mhm, you know what to do to that tongue, huh? Do you want to make me feel so good I can't stand? I'll cum deep in your little cunt. Mhmmm, yes I will."

Your tongue twitched against his thumb as his other hand massaged your clit. "That's it, cum for me, cum for me." He sped up his pace, slamming himself into you.

Your pussy clenched as you felt your orgasm approach. The pressure mounting. And then it hit. Hard. "Yes, fuck yes. Shit, Sanemiiii!" Your thighs were shaking so hard you were afraid you wouldn't be able to keep up, but he never let you falter.

As you were on the other side of your orgasm, he flipped you over on your back, "My turn."

You gripped his forearms as he slammed into you.

"You take my cock so well. Who knew your little hole was hiding such a talent?" He smirked, tucking his sweaty bangs behind his ears.

"Oh, right there. Don't stop. Fuck, oh my God. Don't stop."

He threw you a flirty wink, "Wouldn't dream of it."

You cried out as you came again, your clit was sore and sensitive from his sucking but somehow he managed to rub it just the right way to bring you to another one so quickly.

Sanemi kept his thrusts even, working you through your second orgasm while bringing himself to his.

You pulled him by the neck and crashed your lips to his as he spurted his hot, creamy cum deep in you.

After a few moments of panting, Sanemi looked up at the TV, "Whoops, you ordered a porn. How was it?"

You shook your head and laughed, "No, no. This right here was a freebie."

He smiled, running his hand through your sweaty hair, "Forget the porn. Let's fuck the day away. I don't even know if my dick can work that hard anymore, but I'm willing to try if you are. Plus I gotta wait until Monday before I can come back out." He pouted.

He didn't have to wait until Monday before coming back. Every time he "forgot" some papers at your house, he'd fuck your brains out. After the job was done, he just didn't have any more work to come back and do at your house. But you sure as hell saw him on Friday and Saturday and even a few times on Sunday.

"Ya know, we could try the whole dating thing if you want. Might make me show up on weekdays just as often, especially if my dick is doing all the walking." He leaned back against the couch and put his hands behind his head.

"Yeah. That might work."

And it did. A lot. Sanemi wasn't the best at keeping his word, but his dick never failed to follow through on a promise. So there was that.

[twstinginthewind]

Joker Carder: Pop Music Club Audition

"Kaliiiiim, can you pass me a juice?" Cater reached lazily across the club room table, scrolling through his Magicam feed on his phone with his other hand. "Anything but the apple, that's too sweet for me."

His bright-eyed underclassman nodded, and started going through the cans that were stacked up on his end of the table. "Sure thing, Cater! Lilia, do you want one too? I don't have any tomato, but there's cherry lemonade, and that's red, too."

"It's not the color that's important, dear boy," laughed Lilia. "But I'll take whatever, the cookies that Cater brought seem to go with just about everything. In fact—"

He was cut off by the club room door swinging open, banging against the wall. In the doorway was a girl. She wore checkered slip-on shoes, uneven knee socks beneath her uniform skirt, and her long brown curls were tied up into a ponytail with a red ribbon. In one hand, she carried what looked like a suitcase, and the other had a bright yellow flyer. She breathed heavily, as if she had run all the way there. "Is... is this the... hah... sorry. Is this the right room for the Pop Music Club?" she panted, holding the flyer up in front of her.

"Red vest," murmured Lilia. "This is one of yours, Cater." He turned a brilliant, wide smile towards the newcomer. "This is the place, young lady. Welcome!"

Cater looked up, his cheerful face on. "Mmhm! This is one of our freshies. Guys, this is Joker Carder, who just started over in Heartslabyul~. Jojo, this is Lilia Vanrouge," he intoned as he waved a hand towards the small fae, whose face crinkled into a grin, "and Kalim al-Asim!" He gestured towards the white-haired boy, who hopped to his feet.

"Hi Joker! Or can I call you Jojo? Jojo sounds really cute! I think it suits you, haha! Do you want a juice? I think we have enough. I wasn't expecting company today but I always make sure that Jamil packs me some extras before I go. Did you bring a change of clothes or something? That's a big suitcase!" An enthusiastic Kalim stepped over to the girl. “You found our flyer!”

“Hi, yes I did! Cater, I wish I had known you were part of this before, I could have asked you stuff back at the dorm.” The girl, Joker, stuffed the flyer into her jacket pocket and put the case onto a desk. “And it’s not a suitcase, it’s a case for my instrument.”

“I didn’t know if you’d be into this,” Cater shrugged. “I thought you were more of a, um. A bit more of a traditional, old-fashioned girly.”

“Oh, not at all. Well, okay. Maybe a little. But I am into modern stuff even more. So, um.” Joker looked around the room, resting her hand on the case. “Where is everyone? I was thinking I was gonna walk into a rehearsal in full swing…”

“This is everyone,” Lilia replied, taking another cookie from the box on the table, while Cater laughed behind his hand. “It’s just us three.”

“Just us three, and this is what we do,” Cater echoed. “I mean, yeah, we do make some music. Sometimes. Not every day.”

“We usually just have snacks and hang out!” Kalim beamed.

“I…. see.” Joker pouted. “And here I was thinking I’d get to work on playing with other musicians, work on my live skills, that kinda thing.” Her fingers drummed against the outside of the case. “Guess that’s gonna be just a daydream…”

“Hey, hey. No one said we didn’t play, Jojo.” Cater sat up straight, a little defensive. “I know we def recorded a couple things for the ‘cam, some stitches on someone singing and stuff like that.”

“So you weren’t lying on the flyer, you really are looking for musicians?” Joker raised an eyebrow.

“The more the merrier! It’s like a party!” Kalim nodded. “But what do you play, Jojo? What kind of an instrument do you have in that suitcase?”

“I am intrigued, as well.” Lilia also got up, and picked up a large bass guitar, adjusting the strap. “You seem to be quite serious about your music, miss. But that is a little small for a guitar, and the wrong shape for most brass, so my interest is piqued.”

Cater chuckled to himself. He knew; in fact, Joker had spent an afternoon collared for a noise violation according to the Queen’s rules recently, and he had been the one to pack the instrument away until the Odd-Numbered Thursday Quiet Time Hours had passed. “Why don’t you show the boys, Jojo? I’ll get my guitar set up. And we’ll see how well you fit in.”

“Sure thing, Cater!” Reassured that he was taking this seriously after all, Joker flipped open the latches on the case and raised the lid. She took off her jacket, cracked her knuckles, and lifted out a bright red accordion. She shrugged her way into the shoulder straps, and gave it a few preliminary squeezes in and out nervously. “How about if I start a song, and if you start feeling it, you can play along? I guess it’s a weird proposal for an audition but it’d definitely tell us if I’m on the same page as everyone else, right?”

“It’s non-standard, to be sure,” laughed Lilia. “Kalim, to your drums. Let’s hear what this young lady can do.”

Joker waited until the boys were in position, and took a deep breath. She placed her hands on the keys and began to play.

Lilia recognized the tune first, coming in with his bass just as the music began to speed up. Kalim was quick to follow, falling in with the beat and laughing. Even though he didn’t know the song, he was still able to follow along with the rhythm easily.

Cater was the last to join in, shaking his head and smiling. “Modern, she says. I forgot. Queendom modern is Shaftlands’ retro, om7.” His guitar began to fill in the sound on the chorus, bright and full.

The four of them reached the end of the song in glorious synchronicity, and Joker gave her three upperclassmen a hopeful look. “So, um. Did I do it? Am I in?”

Cater looked at Lilia, who looked at Kalim, who looked at Cater. The three boys nodded.

“Welcome aboard, Joker,” Lilia said with a smile.

“Yeah, Jojo! Welcome to the Pop Music Club!” Kalim tapped out an enthusiastic rhythm on his drum.

“Looks like we’re all in agreement! #AllIn! We got a new club member.” Cater adjusted his guitar strap. “Now, while we’re still set up, what should we play next?”

[kitkinnie]

yall for real cup of ice thats been smashed and then cold water poured in over top of the crushed ice? top ten drinks ever

-get a disposable cup like paper or plastic cup so that you dont ruin a normal drinking cup -pour water in it and stick it in the freezer -when its fully frozen, take it out and get the ice out of the cup however you want -put the cup shaped block of ice into one of those like plastic baggies -use a rolling pin or meat tenderizer or anything in your kitchen thats for Smacking and go ham until the ice is crushed to your liking -pour the bag of freshy crushed ice carefully back into a cup(you need like a. big cup for this) -pour cold water over top of your cup of ice -instant cold drink with ice

also pro tip: you can replace the ice And the water at the end with pretty much any juice. if you dont want to water down your juice with normal ice you can freeze a cup of juice and smash it and thats basically free slushy too . personally love to have a glass of ice and water (not ice water! there is more ice than water in this beverage) after a walk outside like if i get all sweaty. perfect way to cool down. perfect summer snack. requires minimal effort and ice is literally the healthiest snack you can eat /silly

[spadecentral]

🗳 Round One, Poll One | Ace Trappola & Malleus Draconia

>> requested: no >> a/n: none

>> masterlist: the vote has been announced >> summary: ace and malleus go against each other in a popularity contest >> reader prns: n/a >> warning(s): none

Ace stared at the board with excitement. He was eager to see who he was paired up against, certain that he would crush whoever it was in a heartbeat.

"Ace Trappola... Ace Trappola..." he murmured his name as he looked for it on the bulletin. "Aha!! Ace Trappola versus... Malleus Draconia?!"

...Aaaaand there goes any confidence Ace had. Sure, he was more outgoing than the Diasomnia Housewarden, but will they vote for his upperclassman purely out of fear?

No, he thinks. I can't think like that! I'll totally win. In ten seconds, Ace Trappola has gone from the most confident person alive, to rock bottom, and then back to his previous state.

Malleus had no clue of the contest. Absolutely nothing about them. That is until Lilia barges into the dorm like no one's business, blabbing away about the polls.

"Lilia, may I ask what you're talking about?" Malleus asked, putting a pause on his violin practice.

"Malley, you don't know?" Lilia raised an eyebrow before he came to a realization and put it down. "There's a popularity contest going on right now! And you're up first!"

"Oh, me?"

"Yes you!" Lilia smirks. "And you're going against a freshie from Heartslabyul. Ace Trappola."

"The one that's friends with the Child of Man?" Malleus asked.

"Yup!!" Lilia twirled. "I bet you'll win, with that charming face, how could it not?"

"LILIA-SAMA, YOU BET ON SOMETHING?!" Sebek's voice came from the distance, and Lilia sighed, knowing that he would have to explain what he meant to the green-haired boy.

Ace was nervous yet exited the day the results were to be posted. He was confident that he would win, no one even knew Housewarden Draconia anyway. But, it could mean that the voters were afraid of what he would do to them. At the last second, Ace thought of forging some votes, just in case. But when the workers came out with the results, Ace paused.

Deuce and Yuu, who were both right beside him, stared at his frozen body.

The sound of the staple gun pounded into Ace's ear as they put up the results. Almost dashing to the paper as soon as they moved the slightest bit to the side, Ace scanned the paper.

"27.9% to 72.1%, Malleus Draconia?!" Ace was shocked. Staring at the paper with wide eyes, he couldn't believe it. He lost to a student who was rarely seen on campus.

Deuce chuckled softly, "I suppose you aren't the most popular, Ace."

Ace turned around to face the blue-haired boy, seething. "Shut it, Juice."

"Guess who won his first contest!!" Lilia bounded into Malleus's room. "You!"

"Oh, I won?" Malleus smirked.

"Yup!! You flattened that kid by 44.2%!" he smiled, placing his hands on his hips.

"Hm," Malleus hummed. "I wouldn't settle for anything worse, I suppose."

"This calls for a celebration," the shorter fae said, walking out of Malleus's room. "I'll bake a cake!"

Everything in Diasomnia froze when Lilia said those words. Lilia... baking...

Oh no.

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[ilseofskadi]

if i had the time or brain juice i would write a series of one shots set in a modern day au for hsr where by some circumstances bronya ends up in serval's care

like serval and cocolia are exes who had a bitter break up after college or something but cocolia still put serval as bronya's godmother or something so when cocolia dies (under mysterious circumstances) a teenage bronya shows up at serval's door

it would include bronya learning more unsavory sides of her mother from serval's left over bitter feelings (that she tries to hide but fails) and trying find a reason behind cocolia's death and bronya also coming to terms with the fact that her mother had a past gf

also bronya dealing with going from some kind of rich private school in a high class city to a middle/lower-middle class public school in a less-to-do city where she naturally meets the punky loud girl seele who she decides is Bad but secretly starts to crush on her, so there's that to deal with too

other main ships would be gepard/sampo (gepard is a police chief who is always chasing petty thief sampo, who flirts with him all the time which gives geppie Weird Feelings that he shuts away in a box), lynx/pela (college freshies who are bffs but big sis serval can see pela's crush a mile away when they come visit for spring break; they're also roommates), and serval/natasha (an almost blooming relationship between serval and a clinic doctor she meets by chance; there's subtle flirting but neither are sure they're fit for a relationship due to work or past experiences)

and on the side is platonic foster parents himeko and welt who take care of march (a sweet girl who came to them a few years ago with no memories of where she came from) and dan heng (a mysterious boy who showed up recently and they figured needed a home) but there's also stelle (who march brought home like a wet stray dog one day) but she has a "family" (her adoptive mom kafka, who is very enigmatic and ends up having a strange rivalry like relationship with himeko)

idk how silver wolf, blade, and any of the other characters would fit in tbh but this idea keeps haunting me

maybe i'll write someone for it in the distant future when i have a fully working laptop lmao

[bunjywunjy]

BUNJY RECIPE: LEMON BERRY COBBLER

You will need:

TOPPING

1 1/2 cups flour (gluten-free okay)

1/3 cup sugar

1 1/2 tsp baking powder

1/4 tsp salt

2 tsp lemon zest (if you end up with more than this, put it in the filling)

6 tbsp butter, COLD

1/2 cup* buttermilk, COLD

you might need a little extra to bring the mixture together

FILLING

36 oz mixed berries, frozen preferred but DO NOT THAW FIRST

1/4 cup sugar

2 tbsp cornstarch

2 tbsp fresh lemon juice

lemon zest if you have any left over from the crust

Preheat your oven to 350 F and start the topping first- I leave the cold ingredients in the fridge until the last step and then put the whole mixture in the fridge until I'm done with the filling. Put the dry topping ingredients in a comfortably large bowl and mix them together, then cut the butter into 4-5 chunks and put it on top, well spread out. Use a fork or a pastry cutter if you have one to mash the butter repeatedly into the dry ingredients until you have something that looks like sand with pea-sized pebbles of butter in it. Once you have that, add the buttermilk in about 3 stages and fold it all together until the mixture looks like wet sand that sticks to itself readily, you might need a liiiittle extra buttermilk for this, especially if you use gluten free flour. Once that's done, put it in the fridge and we'll address the filling.

Take your berries out of the freezer or container if you're using fresh for some reason- (you really shouldn't, the end product is the same so save the freshies for snacking!) and put them in a large bowl and cover them with the dry filling ingredients, saving the lemon juice for last. Stir them so that the berries all get evenly coated with sugar and cornstarch first, and then add the lemon juice and do your best to make it thoroughly incorporated.

Now, add to a filling greased pan and pull your topping out of the fridge- now you pull handfulls of topping mix and compress them GENTLY into rough disks to put on top. You can leave gaps, just try to get rough coverage. Once that's done, bake for 1 hour, or until the topping starts to turn golden brown. Let cool for about 10 minutes and dig in!

lookin good!

[synsick]

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[wearetryst]

'I’ve been a switch in rope bondage for over a decade. Getting to go to Japan and experience shibari there felt like a pipe dream, but I feel lucky enough to say it's a normal part of my life now.'

[asking-trader-howdy]

Have you ever tried making your own apple cider?

100% purely from apples? With no extra preservatives or chemicals added?

" Hm.... no "

" I mean, I never even thought about making something like that. But I guess it's worth to try at least? "

" Even I have my own brand freshy juice box already. But the new things always fun, they said! "

[chromalogue]

[Image description: a photo of an extremely windblown collie, squinting, with the caption, "LOO wasn't lying those Tumblr users can fatphobia". End image description.]

A few weeks ago I saw a post with someone wondering why you never used to hear admonitions to kids to drink water, and now you hear them everywhere. And one of the replies was that kids were just chronically dehydrated back then, and are paying the price for it now.

Upon reflection, do I agree with this? Oh no.

[Image description: a cartoon of the Kool-Aid Man, an anthropomorphized jug of red Kool-Aid with limbs, a face, and ice cubes, busting through a brick wall, brandishing a smaller jug of red Kool-Aid. A speech bubble reads, "Oh yeah!"]

Kids guzzled artificially coloured, artificially flavoured sugar water by the litre. It was just flavoured powder, sugar (you could mixes with pre-added sugar, or add your own), and tap water. I wasn't normally allowed sweets because I was the fat kid, but even I was allowed Kool-Aid, although my mom reduced the sugar by half. There was also Hawaiian Punch (which my granddad inexplicably called Walk-a-thon beer), Freshie, and Sunny Delight, which rebranded in the nineties as Sunny D. And store brands. A&P used to sell tins of something called Arctic Cooler that was bright green and tasted amazing. And there were a tonne of frozen juice blends with added sugar, that you would pour into a jug and make up with tap water.

I guess a lot of this stuff still exists, but it used to take up half an aisle at the grocery store, and now it just doesn't in the grocery stories I've seen, because sugar has fallen out of fashion. But I am certain that is how most of us stayed hydrated: we drank stuff that tasted good.

"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating entirely you will die

[prongsmydeer]

Ayesha Liveblogs Star in My Mind

Truth be told, I am watching this entirely because I was recommended a YouTube video in which one of the lead actors asked the other if he would still love him if he was a worm. It has nothing to do with this show, but I enjoyed it

"May I speak to Mr. Kanaruij Wongthapanich, also known as the Dentistry Freshy Boy?" How are you going to Government Name someone and call them Freshy Boy in the same breath

"Everyone wants to be Freshy Boy. You act like you were forced." Why is Joong Archen always a reluctant Freshy. It's Frustrated Freshy Cinematic universe

Also with the sunflowers, how many GMMTV shows are referencing themselves LMAO

"Daonuea is so damn perfect." Nuea has been in this meeting for one minute and already two people have remarked on his hotness. Goals

"When will you stop messing with my life?" said Nuea to Khabkluen, as if he were not boxing him into the parking lot:

I'm with Nuea, no matter how long its been since you've confessed, it is a little embarrassing to remember telling someone you like them LOL

"And what? You didn't tell me you met Daonuea at the university." "Everything remains the same. Nothing has changed." I guess Kluen is still thinking about Nuea's high school confession

I said this in my last liveblog, but the way that Dunk Natachai bobbles his head when he's doing "thinking" acting really makes me giggle

And they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates)

Very amused by the [bangs head on bunkbed] [romantic theme tune starts playing]

"Stop flirting around. He's a friend." I enjoy Maitee who uses the Freshy meetings as an opportunity to flirt with the homies

"What song do you want to hear? Then I can sing that one." "See?Ai Phoon is being flirty too, so why don't you yell at him." Nuea truly has every man in this meeting in a trance. Incredible

I do enjoy the slight smile that Kluen has any time he looks at Nuea

"I've been here almost a week. It's comfy here, but I can't help but missing you, Fah. Whenever I breathe in, breathe out, your face always pops in my head. I want to see you every second." I'm going to guess this is Nuea's brother, but as someone who has a brother: Extremely weird way to tell your sibling you miss them

Every few minutes Kluen does something to ask for Nuea's attention like a kid pulling one someone's pigtails kjgkjghhjg

"I could never get over my feelings for you. I like you, Khabkluen." That's one way to clear the air. Dream sequence?

It was in fact a dream sequence! Nuea's, this time LOL

"There's no more male-female differentiation. It's good or bad now." I like Ting

HAHAHAH I love Nay being a nuisance to Nuea on purpose

"If you're lonely, you can come over to my house." [Nuea blinks] Papang coming in the bold offers

"I will see you at your mum's birthday party." This adds substance to my suspicion that Gia is Kluen's cousin and the idea that they were dating is just a misunderstanding

Kluen said: Nuea, I will come feed you during your on-campus weekend alone like a Handsome Uber Eats Ghost

I do have to wonder based on Kluen's behaviour if Nuea never gave him the opportunity to say yes and simply just assumed his answer was no LOL

"Only KluenNuea's room had the light on in the entire building. #KluenNuea" LMAO @ this show creating its own hashtag. Do people in Thai universities genuinely pay each other this much attention because I cannot imagine

"What is your favourite thing you've said?" "Have a safe flight." WAS THIS KLUEN'S WAY OF RESPONDING TO BEING CONFESSED TO? Because it does read a little like, 'Leave!'

Update from five seconds later: Yeah, it was! LMAO

Kluen called Nuea cute and stood too close to him, so his reply was to panic-drink his Sponsor Juice:

Nuea ordering a sundae just for the crayons is so real

I don't really understand the tone that this show is going for, because they keep doing swells of romantic music every time they have a normal interaction, and there hasn't been a whole lot happening, but it's cute

It is very sweet of Nuea to offer to creat a whole painting of Kluen's mother two days before her birthday

Kluen said: If you won't kiss me with your mouth, you will kiss me through our share guava juice (also why does Nuea look so suspicious, you literally just had ice cream from the same spoon this afternoon)

"I'll wake him myself after I finish showering. Let him sleep." [Smilingly knowingly] "Fine. I'll be waiting downstairs. I'll just leave you two be." Sean said: It IS gay to wake the homies up after you've swapped beds during your weekend alone together

Awwww Kluen deciding not to sing for his rehereasal because he didn't want Nuea to be alone in not being prepared

The romantic music cues on this show are SO funny. "I didn't prepare a show!" [Romantic music plays]

"True, I never want to be perceived that way." As handsome, Nuea? Too late LOL

"Though they were in different classes, Kluen always carried the school bag for her. Girls in school were so jealous of her." "So that means you did know Khabkluen before, didn't you?" Nuea said: So caught up was I in the jealousy of watching Gia and Kluen that I forgot for a moment I was pretending not to know him

Who is responsible for Nuea's chapstick bc this a rough scene for his lips

"There's no need to guess, we know they are [nasal voice] 'something like that.'" [Other mentor swipes at her tongue] I don't know what to make of this interaction

If Khuafah is Nuea's sibling, he isn't NEARLY perturbed enough about their couple's hashtag

Three out of the four people at this table want to date Nuea. This is SOOO Ouran High School Host Club coded

"You don't like Daonuea, right? Will you fight like Sean said?" "What isn't mine, I won't try to take it. What is mine, I will never let anyone take it." Kluen said: I only answer questions about my relationship status in riddles

"How could I forget the guy that broke my brother's heart so bad that he shed tears?" "It wasn't that bad." So they are brothers! Also, this is the first time they've acted like siblings

"So you still like him, but he's not available." "Something like that." HAHAHA unconscious honesty on Nuea's part

Why is Maitee whinneying like a horse when he explains his romantic manouevres

"A guy?" "Yes. I don't mind. I see people for their characters. If we click, then it's done!" Dunk is also a bisexual king in all universes

Sean every time he catches Kluen and Dao doing something gay: I pretend I did not see it! Goodbye

Kluen changing Dao's ankle bandage is kinda giving Midnight Barber. 'I do my best intermediate first aid when you're asleep'

HAHAHA the whole "He's my big brother," "What do you mean?" Is such a culturally specific problem. Because of the whole Phi/Nong in Thai thing it really obscures who's actually related (in fairness, we do the same in Bangla, but I don't call my brother 'dada,' bc that is not a value my parents instilled LOL)

KHKFJHGKJHG it is so extremely chaotic for Kluen to start a facetime call with his mum while he's driving just to convince Dao to come join her birthday party

"Kluen, you said Daonuea was stubborn. He isn't at all." Mum said: Two can play at the embarassment game

HAHAHAHA not the Bright in Boys Over Flowers Thai remake plug midway through the show

Also not Kluen sending his own mother to sleep at her birthday party (of three) so he can have some alone time with his potential bf gghkjghgkjh what a rambunctious child

Why is Dao dipping his injured foot in the pool! Did he take his bandage off just to do this LOL

"At that moment [when you were in love] how did you feel? "Love. How else should I have felt?" This is such a 19-year-old boy answer to this question LOL

They needed a pool fight to cool down from the romantic tension

"Here. [These roses] are for you." "Why?" Wild question to ask. Daonuea said: I am a double threat, handsome AND stupid

"Do I need to tell you everything? Figure it out, or be alone for the rest of your life." Gia said: I am not your romantic genie, Kluen, learn to communicate

Also this exchange has changed my view of his and Gia's relationship. Demoted from cousin to childhood friend

Sean is truly the only one who witnesses the intimacy between Kluen and Dao

If I were Dao and I thought this guy didn't have feelings for me, Kluen's behaviour would drive me insane

"The best thing I'll do for someone who loves me is first to find out whether I love the person or not. If not, I will say directly that I don't... because no one wants to get their hopes up. And I'll always be thankful for the affection I get." This is Kluen's way of saying 'Have a safe flight' is NOT code for 'I don't love you'

"As for somone I love, the best thing I will do is to promise to listen, take care of them, and always stay by their side. I'll be honest about my feelings. Though I'm not good at expressing them, though the person still has no idea how much I feel, my love will never stop." Over under on Dao thinking this is a confession to Gia and running off stage

Typhoon and Fah are engaged in a weird hostile rose standoff. This is what happens when no one clarifies their relationship status:

"Before I make myself clear [about my relationship status], when did I ever give you hope, Maitee?" HAHAHAH Dao makes a direct and accurate hit

In fairness to Dao, he has said about six times now that Fah is his brother, but no one believes him

Emergent B plot: Fah having a meetcute in the stairwell

"Guys, this is Kuafah, my older brother. We don't share the same last name because we have different fathers but the same mother." [Pointing] "So he's your real brother?" They needed a visual demonstration for proof

"So this is the face of the girl who said she would get over him." Daonuea is the Beyonce of his school

"Are you taking a walk not inviting me at all?" Typhoon this sentence gives me the heebie jeebies. Same energy as 'Going to bed' 'Without me? :('

"If Kluen hadn't gone to Bangkok, we wouldn't have met." WHAT! You followed this man to school, DAO? CRAZY

"I have a resort too, but it's up in the mountains." All these little rich kids and their family resorts

"Between a sea of mist, and a sea like this one, which do you prefer?" "I like a sea like this one." It's a metaphor for letting Phoon down easy

Surely, Phoon must wonder why Dao knows Kluen's mum so well

All the other Freshy students waiting because Dao and Kluen are too busy having a farmers market date to bring back the ingredients for dinner: 😔💔🦐

"Here comes the soft-shell crab, Daonuea's favourite." Mum said: Just so y'all know, dibs on this boy for my son's boyfriend

"She can be your mom. I don't mind." Kluen said I will surpress my romantic overtures no longer!!!

Way more suspcious for them to immediately change the subject when asked about their matching shirts instead of just saying they saw a stall and got them there while getting the food

"I'll get you drunk." "I'm not afraid, sir." Maybe you should be, that is a little weird energy!

"Why do I get the impression Daonuea already has someone in his heart?" Because he and Kluen keep orbitting around each other like gay planets

Poor Papang, she doesn't have the forward nature of these boys when it comes to showing her feelings for Dao

"If the person in his heart was truly good, he wouldn't keep him waiting this long." Phoon said: Move it or lose it, Kluen

"Give me a chance to love you, please." Papang said: I CAN have a forward nature

Gjgjghgjkhgj what kind of an ambiguous response was that nod

"They all want to hear an honest response that meets their expectation. No one wants to be rejected before they even start." Doanuea accurately describes the struggle of half the people in this show being in love with him

I do appreciate that Dao walked away instead of leaning into his own romantic distress and starting something with Phoon

"And you were named Khabkluen because of the sea?" "I guess so. "My mom named the North Star because it's the brighest star." Awwww I kind of suspected when they made the matching t-shirts, but they are both references to each other's names

"Phoon is a nice guy. You chose right." "So you think Phoon and I..." "Whatever hurts you, just forget about it, and move on like you're doing now." Break-up-Before-Dating-Bridge

"But I want to leave." "What? Why? You said you liked beaches." Daoneua has had a tough 24 hours when it comes to romance and self-reflection

"Do you always cry when you're drunk?" "I wasn't drunk." Dao said: I'm trying a new thing, being unsettingly honest about every subject. You should try it, Phoon. Kluen never will!

SCREAM Dao doing Kluen's art homework and writing left-handed so it looks more like his writing. What an unhinged thing to do. Also how could Kluen possibly not notice someone doing this

Fhkfhkhffkh Dao's dynamic with Papang gives me hives. Please just tell her you don't like her instead of just leading her on

"Remember, you can't keep everything to yourself, alright?" Kluen's mum said: Tell me about your boy trouble, son

"For a physical illness, doctors can find a way to help. For love sickness, I don't think we can." Fah is finally fulfilling the duty of all older brothers: Dunking on their younger sibling (no pun intended)

HAHAHAH Dao said: God made me single because you're a slut, Fah!

"You guys know [about you and Gia], but other people don't." You know, not to immediately compare this to Hidden Agenda, but at least in that show he had a reason for obfuscating his relationship status (to protect Nita from her stalker). In this show, he is vague for no reason at all LMAOOO

"What should I do then?" "Make yourself clear. Both your feelings and actions." Both Kluen and Dao are receiving the exact same advice at the same time, which is that they should be honest about their emotions. To which the both said: Ew, gross, why do I have to do that?

"This is Georgia, my close friend." "You're talking like a TV star again." No one ever believes anyone when they explain their relationships in this show

"Because you're scared, I think I still have a chance." Insane take, Phoon. Elaborate

"If you don't wake up, I'll take it as a yes [to being my boyfriend]." HAHAHAHAHA not Dao rising from the dead to reject Phoon. Also don't do that, it's weird!!!

Kluen has decided to finally use his words (and his mouth, for a little kiss in the bathroom):

"You broke up with her because of Daonuea. You're the one in Daonuea's heart. And Daonuea is the one in your heart too. Am I reading it right?" Plot twist: Kluen and Georgia DID date! Also, Sean truly knows everything, even events he wasn't there for

"We don't love each other that way. We're just... used to having each other in life." SCREAM what a way to dump someone. Kluen said: We're not romantic, just codependent

"Patch things up with him." KJHGKJHGKJH Sean said: Enough of this, your homework is figuring out your relationship xoxo

"Make it clear to me now whether you have me in your heart or not," said Dao, to which Kluen replied, 'I'm not good with words, would you accept a little kiss in the parking lot?'

Kluen really still has not had the opportunity to explain himself at all. The entire show could've been prevented by one (1) halfway decent conversation

LOL @ Dao's friends pretending to know what happened the night before so they can get the gossip

[Apologizes for the third time] "You can say something else." "I don't want you to leave. And I promise not to make you worried again." Kluen comes closer to finding his words every minute

"You have ten minutes. Say whatever you need to say." "Can I call Noel first? I don't want to say anything stupid." Wjhkjhkjhff not Kluen using his lifeline during this love confession to ask to phone a friend:

"Though we've broken up, we still look out for each other. It's because of you that I got to know my own feelings." It took Kluen six episodes, but he got there eventually

Gia chose a difficult time to have a crisis mid-DTR-confession time

"But if you need the real answer, I would say you should wait. Even I can wait. I totally understood it when you said, you don't even know what you are waiting for. Even so, you still want to wait, don't you?" I'm glad Phoon is giving legitimate advice and understanding. He is not a terrible second lead

I take it back, they have turned this phone call into a very convoluted lead-in to a date

Fjhfkfhfh the moral of this show is that if you ask Daonuea something insistently enough, he WILL say yes

God, I KNEW Typhoon would post something about their date as if it's a new relationship status, despite the fact it is a 24-hour-pity-boyfriend. Icky and bold

"Don't you think that's too much? If you don't delete it, just leave!" GOOD. Get out weirdo!

"Actually, Phoon is good. A lot better than me." Someone give this guy some self-esteem no jutsu

"Why didn't you ask me to come with you? We're boyfriends today." Phoon you become ickier and ickier every minute

"But you win, Kluen, because Daonuea also loves you. You don't need to compete with anyone." Phoon said: I'm that weird guy in your DMs, but I'm not a liar

I didn't like any part of this Phoon-kiss-instigating-Kluen-bar-fight

"I hate people who use violence," said Dao, shortly before he gave Kluen a gentle tap with his car

Scream at the other guys still hanging out at the bar trying to bounce back from this interaction

Kluen will tell literally everyone in their friend group he loves Dao except him. Phoon, Sean, Noel. Who will he tell next? Fah? His mum? I give it 40 more minutes before we get to Dao

"What the hell were you guys playing at? We're grown ups." Yeah, that's a reasonable question, Pokpong

"But you, Papang. I never thought of you as more than a friend." HAHAHA Dao has chosen a very unkind way to let Papang down (in front of all their peers in the cafeteria kjghkgjhg)

"Am I not good enough? You haven't even opened your heart to me yet. What about the chance I asked from you?" Pokpong, Nay and Ting on the other side of the cafeteria table watching this interaction like: 👁👄👁

Also, Pokpong and Nay, probably: Damn Daonuea, who AREN'T you involved with?

"Isn't he curious why he still gets marks while not doing his own work?" THAT'S WHAT I SAID, NAY

Gia actually had a very good reason for being in a crisis during their DTR, which is that she got punched in the face by someone she cared about (yikes)

"Clear things up with him. I don't want to be the problem while I'm trying to help." Gia joins the endless train of people trying to get these two to communicate

Kluen has resorted back to delivering his feelings to Dao like a Handsome Uber Ghost, or a cat:

The chronology of this flashback doesn't make much sense. He broke up with Gia in eleventh grade, but he bought Dao a sunflower bracelet BEFORE Dao confessed, at the end of 10th grade? So he was just stepping out on Gia, buying bracelets for another guy? Kluen, control yourself!

"Sorry for not explaining. Sorry for being so bad expressing myself, bad at talking. And I'm sorry I didn't have the courage to say... love." This is a good apology but I think maybe Dao should also apologize for gently running into you with his car

Hahahahhaa Kluen said: I allowed you to plagiarize for me bc it was romantic, not because I'm bad at art class

"I just never had feelings for anyone like I did for you, Daonuea." Now that Kluen has found his words, he is in his cheesy bitch era

"Can it be the last time we allow others to speak for us? From now on, if there is anything, we should talk it out nicely, both of us." Again, I tell you this entire show could've been averted by one solid conversation

[Finger guns] "Can I level up and be your special one?" Nerd behaviour ❤️

I hate what has just been revealed, it was weird, and I didn't like it. I will not be elaborating at this time

"I think you should make it obvious [that you're together]. Although Typhoon deleted the photo, people still saw it." "I'll let Dao talk to Phoon first. And we'll see." Oh sure, now we respect boundaries!

While they have not overtly announced their relationship, admittedly all of this is very Boyfriend Behaviour:

Also the fact Kluen's post of Dao has 110 likes like a minute after posting. What kind of social media presence does Kluen have

"But after a few days, she came to thank me. She said I was right." Ideal breakup outcome, perhaps?

"Before I leave, can I get a kiss?" [Little kiss on the couch with Kluen's head in Dao's lap] [Door swings open and Fah marches in] That's one way to break the news!

Fah has known Kluen for 10 seconds and he's already sick of him HA

Kitchen Table Shovel Talk ft. Concerned Kuafah:

"Spend the night here. If you wait until [the rain] stops, you might not get any sleep at all." I feel like this is somehow a trick

"How are you, Fah? This is our wedding invitation." Everyone out here with their incredibly cordial ex-girlfriends

Where is Fah's meetcute, anyway? Maybe the real bisexual king was the Fah we found along the way

"Can I kiss your cheek?" You know, this actually is a very chaste relationship compared to what these two do to each other in Hidden Agenda hahahaha

Also bold of Kluen to distract Dao while he's driving, even if it is for a Sponsor Juice segment

Wow, I did get answer as to where Fah's stairwell meetcute is! He is Chiang Mai, hanging out with his buddies from summer camp (Kluen and Noel)

"I'm curious now, what's your family business?" "Just a normal business. Noel is exaggerating." All the love, Prince, but this does sound like something someone whose parents had a normal business would say

"I'm also into business. Would you like a partner?" Maitee really wiling to shoot his shot always

The fact that Kluen and Dao are always locked arms or holding hands now is quite sweet

"Fine, be careful then." KJGHGJG?? Is this why Zo was fervently against drunk driving, because Dao lowkey accepted it? Take a taxi! Find a hotel! Phone a friend!

Hahahahah Sean has been waiting for MONTHS to talk about how much Dao and Kluen flirted in front of him

"I really didn't expect to see you again." This feels a contuinity error, given what Dao said to Phoon

"I wanted to give it to you before you went to Germany, but didn't have the courage, so I kept it." This relationship really started with one drawn-out, unhinged emotional affair

Again, so chaste compared to what I have already seen them do. This has to be a choice from this director, because I know they're not afraid to kiss (in a series or for fun, it seems):

I do also wish I could unsee the incredibly weird way they chose to segue into a sequel! I think I have seen enough of the Our Skyy cinematic universe LOL

Final thoughts: It was fine. I feel like Hidden Agenda was definitely a stronger series, with many parts of the same recipe. I do think they used their ensemble cast well, and the romantic tension was good, but the series felt solely premised upon people choosing not to tell each other anything for no reason. It also engaged in several tropes I didn't care for, and rather than let it stand alone, shoehorned a very alarming bridge to a sequel. These two are good leads, and I'm glad they have put them together, but it's like Twilight. There's only so much talented actors with solid chemistry can do. I am glad I sated my curiosity, but it's not something I would necessarily rewatch or recommend. Bring back the debate show!

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