#Fresh Meat

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Fresh Meat

A scavenger's favorite appetizer is death.

Artist: Dave Allsop TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[lazypapers]

Fresh Meat Mission

For a 50 year old man to survive multiple days of torture and fight through a gun battle. He should be feeling it lot worse. I'm looking for some angst hurt comfort of Michael De Santa fics plz. Any recs? 🤲

[chemicallywrit]

Happy Audio Drama Sunday! The heat's starting to pick up in my neck of the woods, and I'm grateful that I can crack open a cold can of podcast to cool me down. SUCH good episodes this week, let's dive into it.

💫 It's hard to do Someone Dies In This Elevator for Audio Drama Sunday because the episodes come out on Sundays. And don't tell anyone, but I'm writing this on Saturday night, so I haven't heard the new one yet. So to be clear, this bit is about last week's episode of @sditepod, which was written and performed by William A. Wellman and absolutely knocked my socks off. Wellman has this way of describing the breadth and depth of unimaginably huge concepts that makes them tangible. It's a rare and beautiful gift. What a good episode.

🚂 @theholmwoodfoundation’s second episode is finally here!!! I was already so excited for this show, but it exceeded all my expectations. The interplay of the four main characters has been so fascinating. I am thrilled to have seen Arthur in action, excited to hear about these other characters whose coming has been foretold, Henri and Tom; and the thrall was WAY scarier than I ever expected. I love a combination of something so animal that is also perfectly sentient. I can’t wait for the next episode. Hold on Maddy!

🥩 Hello @freshmeatcast! I think this was the episode I was waiting for, the episode with the outside perspective to Andy's fury and scorn. It's an interesting commentary on true crime in general to really expose how narrow and subjective Andy's analysis is, especially after the last episode, which roasts a bunch of other true crime podcasts for their narrow subjectivity! I cannot wait to see how Rachel's prodding affects the course of this story. I too want to know: what in the h*ck is this meat monster?

🕷️ Speaking of William A Wellmen, I found this episode of @hellofromthehallowoods chilling in three different ways. Surely nothing can be scarier than a spooky guy with creepy fingers! Oh, no wait, the crushing knowledge of the fallibility of humans to their own bigotry? What could be worse than that? Perhaps a moral dilemma??? For an episode about reunions, this ep really tore me apart. It's genius.

🔍 I had the absolute privilege of getting online tickets to the recent @victoriocity live show, which I finally got to sit down and watch this week, and it was everything I hoped for. It was very fun spotting Felix Trench in amongst the cast and trying to guess who he was going to play, and as always I would die for Septimus Bell. Nobody sets up a joke like Victoriocity. Also, it was extremely funny watching Chris Sugden break when he got surprised by the script. I like to think Jen Sugden wrote those bits.

🩸 This week I started listening to @last-dance-audio-drama, and uhhhhhhh oh my gosh? I am floored by the worldbuilding in this show, which begins every episode by telling you that the gods are dead and we're on our own out here. It's fascinating to see a fantasy world building religion and scripture that explicitly excludes gods. Instead you have the monks, who are godlike based on a humoral theory that has actual implications in the world--it's incredible. And Jericho Raeke, the sopping wet man that you are. I'm five episodes in and I'm so into this show, please join me.

That's it for me! I'm going to go celebrate Father's Day by eating too much Brazilian barbecue. With my DAD. See you next week!

[pizza-let-loose]

"Who knew being the monster would be so Freeing!"

Killer Elliot Rp, ask Blog

Characters on the blog: Elliot, 007n7, Chance and c00lkidd (new characters will be added eventually)

"Elliot speaks like this"

"007n7 speaks like this"

"C00lkidd speaks like this"

"Chance speaks like this"

"Ace speaks like this and only speaks in meps"

(mod will speak like this)

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Headcannons are used

Extra info: C00lkidd is not a killer he still has has powers from being a killer.

I put 4 dots on a asks for anon to anon communication that I got nothing to add too

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Blogs that are in the same universe

Survivor 1 x- @1xs-fragility

Killer taph - @demolitionists-hell

Survivor Mafioso - @mafia-caged-in

Survivor Jason - @mothers-little-boy

Survivor Pretty princess - @thepr3tiestprincess

Vanity @the-butchers-vanity

Killer jane doe @a-killers-love

Noil @a-tragedy-of-lucid-returns

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Fellow killers: Any Killers rp blog

Fresh meat: Any survivor Rp blog

New meat: Anons/ new users

Rotting meat: Returning anons/users

The boss: Spector blogs

Rules

DO NOT Sent photos or links in my Ask box, you ill be instantly BLOCKED! Unless your a mutual

DO NOT bring drama into my blog DO NOT sat anything NSFW mild jokes are allowed. If you are inappropriate to C00lkidd you will be blocked DNI if under 13, Homophobic, transphobic, a map, a terf, Racist, pedo, or my step dad If there is an Animal M!A active DO NOT injure the character(s) effected by the M!A you will be Blocked! DO NOT cause harm or attempt to Ace, You will be BLOCKED BE NICE to the mod, I am try to keep a schedule for the most part, Don't ask me invasive questions (i will be inactive on Wednesdays)

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(Refences under the cut too)

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🪽🗡 Two Time, cult of the Spawn

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[bussyyeukie]

butcher!simon drabble

his thoughts on your first meeting...

The heavy thumping of meat hitting the cutting board and the swing that followed was routine. Something Simon had grown extremely used to, like white noise. The dull humming of the AC and the lights and the boring people who came in and out all day. Even the ones who chatted his ear off didn’t make him want to engage. It didn’t interest him, it was the same as the endless thumping and slamming and sheering sounds of the meat. Only not as good.

It was something he was out of control of.

But the moment the bell rang and the door opened and you walked in Simon felt the droning buzz in his ear quiet for a moment. The smell of ash and raw meat replaced briefly by something else, something he couldn’t quiet name but it was something he needed more of.

Eyes transfixed on you. Catching every small twitch of your finger, and everytime your eyes darted around the shop he saw it. Like he was tracking you.

Everyone could tell, they all watched as the Butcher froze up and squeezed what he was holding too tight.

The first time you’d ever come in Simon thought his heart stopped beating. It was concerning the way it thumped in his chest. His face set harder into the stone mask he had, as he snapped his gaze down to the meat he was cutting. Swallowing thick as he catches a whiff of your scent every other breath, breathing so deep he got lightheaded.

He wasn’t even sure he’d charged the people in front of you the right price, solely focused on getting them out.

A sick giddy feeling slipping into his gut as he watched you walk closer. 

A grin twitching at the corners of his cracking lips. Eyes nearly dead as they didn’t move, didn’t blink. He couldn’t miss a second of you.

He had to catch everything you did. Every glance, every smile, every blink. Simon had to see it all.

God your voice, it was as perfect as he’d imagined anything to be, something that finally cut the droning in his head to silence. Breath growing heavy and labored the longer you stood in front of him, palms clammy and brows pinched together.

When he’d leaned over the case, he didn’t miss the way your eyes widened slightly or the way you nervously licked your lips. His eyes dragged over you as you asked questions. Not exactly listening to what you’d asked him. Utterly enraptured by you.

After you’d left he’d gone to the back and held the hand that touched yours against his face, nearly suffocating himself with his own palm in an attempt to get your scent closer to him.

A light igniting itself in his life, a fire on his front lawn he couldn't ignore. Something he’d either have to put out or let consume him, and consume him it did, waiting hand and foot for you every week. For the moment you stepped into his shop for 20 minutes of conversation, or when you’d occasionally run into him out back or out front (which was much more often then out back, so he’d started taking his lunch on the sidewalk) and chat with him there. 

He couldn’t help it, you were something he had his sights on, and he was waiting for the day you got close enough that your leg got caught in the bear trap he had laid out for you.

[alixcitement]

Fake screenshots of my hypothetical animated indie series! ✟

(Or they could be real one day, who knows)

[freshmeatcast]

Fresh Meat episodes 1-6 are available now! Photo is definitely not related. It’s fine. The staff at Rosie’s (beloved classic burger joint) are fine!

[olemisekunst]

Fresh Meat, Vod Nordstrom’s Season 2 looks

[im-feeling-blue-today]

Just Steve: Part One- Prologue

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A/n: So.... This is my second time writing and the last time I wrote was 10 years ago. Please welcome my new obsession: Just Steve.

Paring: Steve Rogers x F!Reader x Steve Kemp

Warnings: Avengers Endgame Spoilers!!!, mentions of cannibalism if you squint, mentions of bar

Pov: 3rd Person Limited

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It was a windy mid-October day in Brooklyn, New York. A perfect day to be spending walking in Central Park. Or- in Steve Kemp's way- moving into a new house. The cannibal had moved to avoid the cops and have a fresh start. New city, new targets, new meat. That's what this was supposed to be about, right?

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Steve Rogers however, was doing exactly what was mentioned before- walking in Central Park. The super-soldier had recently given up the shield and his mantle as Captain America in hopes for a peaceful life. He had been given a chance to go back to the past and live his life out with Peggy. However, he remembered Peggy saying she lived a good life without him and decided not to screw with time. Now, the blonde's focus was on trying to find a new purpose in his life.

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Reader sighed. She hated her job as a insurance agent. She would rather be outside on this gorgeous day instead of stuck in her cramped, musty smelling office. Three more hours until she would be free from torture. Suddenly, the office fills with a melodic sound, making Reader jump. Reader grabbed her phone, smiling to herself. She had recently signed up for a dating app and she had just matched with a guy named Steve. Steve told her to meet him at a bar called Clover Club at 9 p.m. that night. Reader sent a reply before putting her phone down, smiling. Her day just got a little bit brighter.

"Ms. Y/L/N, Mr. Harper's on the phone." Your assistant, Riley, informs you while poking her head into your office. "He's asking if you're available for that meeting tomorrow."

"Tomorrow's fine, Riley. Thanks."

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That night, at Clover's Club, there are two men and one woman who are about to have their lives' changed forever. Steve Kemp, Steve Rogers, and Y/N Y/L/N.

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next chapter coming soon

Tag List: @steverogers-cap @stevekemp-official @crashingout2point0 @blac-ivy @flow33didontsmoke @soupiemeowmeow @ledatheswann @jadedjotun

Let me know if you want to be on the tag list.

[honeygrahambitch]

If Hannibal and Will went to Love Island all the other participants would slowly start vanishing

[polkaraton]

Thinkin' about this postcard that shows up in Michael's house after Fresh Meat.

When was this mailed off? Both he and Trevor were rushing to beat each other there, so it wasn't an unhurried decision. They both ended up buying winter clothes that they hadn't had with them, so it was probably purchased then. Mike probably sent it to his family in a gesture of "Here's a nice postcard, everything's fine, no one's going to get shot today," before a shootout with his friend in the graveyard.

It would be funnier if it was sent after their altercation though.

If Michael had it in his pocket while he was kidnapped, I'd imagine Cheng's men let him mail it after they took his stuff. That seems like the villainous gangster thing to do. It would probably say something really dramatic and heartfelt, the potential last words to his family:

"Thinking of you. Don't eat the taco meat around Cypress Flats for the next year."

[chemicallywrit]

Happy Audio Drama Sunday, here are some standouts I enjoyed!

☀️ HAVE you listened to Calling All Adventurers from @thetowerarray? Well why not?? This show is for fantasy and dnd fans and it’s delightful, funny, and something else too—as the Host recounts his adventures, you hear how unsettling it is to become a hero, how death becomes commonplace and godlike powers are no big deal. I am watching the Host’s slow characterization with interest.

👁️ Dungeons and Daddies is definitely one of my favorites, one of the few actual plays I don’t just like, I love. This episode in particular hits for me because of the direction Anthony Burch is taking Francis’ character. Francis has been a powertripping kid with a gun for so long, but confronted with the consequences of doing whatever you want in the form of his father, he is realizing he needs to have more purpose. And the form which this takes is terrifying and eldritch of course, shoutout to horror and gore, but I am fascinated to see where it goes.

🔪 Englewood After Dark has broken my heart. I’m very interested to see how this new development affects our heroes—they are both too stubborn to give up the hunt for the truth under normal circumstances, but this last blow might be enough to break at least one of them. I’m interested to see who.

🎡 Mayfair Watcher’s Society is doing a series including some old recurring favorite characters, and maybe that’s why this episode made me gasp audibly. Their usual creepy fare will get you, but this had me on the edge of my seat.

🌛Cytochrome Hear, a show that does little-known classical adaptations, posted The Man in the Moone, and I love the way they set this up as a sort of lecture, complete with context that would have been lost on me about a whimsical 17th century novel. Oliver Morris is a great choice for our narrator as well, and the amount of scholarship and skill on display through the story is stupendous. If you’re a Re: Dracula girlie, go check out Cytochrome Hear.

🫀 The second episode of @thegospelofhaven was just as gross as the first, and I am loving this exploration of like, the endpoint of a practice of glorifying a body. What if body horror was your livelihood, your god, your religion? It’s fascinating and horrid and such a good show. I love the music especially, and B. Narr and Janine Bower are killing it.

🍔 Along with the Gospel of Haven came a trailer for another new show, Fresh Meat, and I had to check that out too. I love a found footage investigation, I love fake true crime with a supernatural twist, and I love anything Daisy McNamara gets his hands on, she’s so skilled.

That’s it for me! If you feel like giving me a tip (or buying an Inn Beween sticker! I have those!) I’d be much obliged.

See you next week!

[pizza-let-loose]

I feel bad for 007n7

*gives burger themed hard hat that does nothing against anything but askers throwing stuff at him*

"Thank you" 007n7 takes off his hat and hands his had to c00lkidd before putting on the hat the user gave him

"C@n 1 w3@r y0ur 0ld h@t?"

"Sure Kiddo"

"Y1pp33!" C00lkidd places the hat on his head

[pparrotccat]

i hate how most of the tv shows i like have basically no online fandom, i lucked out with lab rats, i was expecting there to be hardly any fandom content. it was also nice to be into a large fandom bc of stranger things. but then the rest of the shows i love are outnumbered, the inbetweeners, fresh meat, friday night dinner and derry girls so im kind of fucked with those. and then taskmaster, but with that being a panel show im not too bothered with content outside of the show

[alixcitement]

Meet the students of Saint Bishop! (part 1)

Only the brightest and most prestige kids you will find in this school! ...which could be said for anywhere else besides here. Despite its name, these students are anything BUT saints! Every kid is in this catholic box is here for a reason and not cause they're law abiding christians. (apart from Gregory) Follow these colorful students and see which one makes it out alive in the next 4 years! ����✟💀

[scavengedluxury]

Fresh meat aisle, Sainsbury's, Wendene, Bowthorpe, Norwich, 1979. From the Sainsbury Archive.