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if your "original story/rpg" idea is rooted in the premise of "what if [existing franchise] was good?" then just start over. i am not kidding. your ego is like insulation spray foam being inserted into the cracks of the premise-- sure it fills the gaps, but it's beyond ugly and everyone can see it.
#former warcraft players are extremely guilty of this#i don't mean taking your old ocs and trying to translate them into a fresh setting btw this is Cool And Good#i mean a specific sense of spite for how someone else conveyed an idea#and insisting you can 'do better'#that's the devil talking
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So, I responded to a post over on my personal blog about people behaving "weird" in public and mentioned that being a bit smelly is not, in fact, a moral failure. And I just looked at the comments and feel deeply moved to reiterate:
Smelling bad in public is not a moral failure.
In fact, I'll go one step further:
There is no moral dimension to cleanliness.
There are all sorts of reasons a person might be dirty in public. They might not have access to the facilities or products they need to stay clean, they might be coming home from a dirty activity, they might have mental or physical conditions that make it hard for them to maintain their personal hygiene, they might be dependent on other people for their hygiene needs and those needs aren't being met.
Also, with smells in particular, "bad" is subjective. I'm personally extremely sensitive to perfumes and aftershaves, and while I can sit quite peacefully in a crowded bus that smells of BO, I often have to leave shops or get off buses because someone's perfume, which they no doubt think makes them smell lovely, is actually making me gag.
You don't have to go and huff great, gusting lungfuls of air around the next smelly person you bump into in the corner shop. By all means, breathe through your mouth, change your seat, open the window, wish the situation were different.
But you do need to let go of this idea that a smelly or dirty person is also a bad person. They're literally just a person - just another human animal living in their animal body, trying to get from one day to the next. Sometimes, people are dirty. Sometimes, they smell bad. If that's not something you can encounter without taking personal offence, you need to seriously reassess your own expectations of being in public.
#not podcast related#oooooh some of those comments got me so mad!!!!!#literally just sometimes people smell bad idk what to tell you#as a former rugby player and someone whose adhd makes it hard for me to remember to wash#i have absolutely been a Smelly Person on public transport#and do you know what? everyone survived#even me#and yes even the person wearing so much perfume that i can taste it#is not actually a bad person#just a smelly one
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I’ve said it before but I am fascinated by people who think curl is the only bigot in the league? Obviously she is (was) one of the most vocal which is why the backlash was important bc it stopped her from using her platform to elevate that shit but if you look at her apology video there’s like quite a few PWHL players supporting her lol. Not to mention the aspect of racist incidents seemingly getting less attention than incidents of lgbt bigotry as a result of the woho fanbase being a lot of white lgbt people.
I’m not saying this as an excuse of curl bc truly I will be clapping and cheering every time she gets leveled and I’m about to bring the booing to Czechia for worlds but it’s more just in awe that people think if she was out of the league our problems would be solved rather or that this is a Minnesota specific issue when the athletic had confirmed that no team had her on a do not draft list for her bigotry so all were willing to draft her in the right spot. The league as a whole can’t even be assed to draft a gender inclusion policy so this is clearly a larger league wide issue
#maybe it’s bc I had to live through barstool gate and one of my former favorite players fighting and misgendering me over it#or just being around hockey interpersonally a lot#but I’m more surprised when someone has consistent left wing politics than anything#yeah they tend to be better than nhl players but the bar is on the floor#a lot tend to be better about obvs like equal pay for women and some lgbt stuff but that’s about if#even ppl who portray left wing politics can easily fall into some dumb shit in their own self interest#see the wnba thing with Natasha cloud and Sophia Cunningham this past season
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2 seconds later he falls on his face
#ugh this one came out a bit wack but oh well#the art has not been clicking recently :(#anyways#top gun#top gun 1986#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#top gun fanart#aviiart#as a former figure skater i have to say ice looks like a figure skater. period#figure skating x hockey player au whne
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Daniil why would you say that???
Watching Pathologic (classic HD) while on break from suffering in Pathologic 2, and it really struck me how different the first meeting with the Bachelor was in each game.
Pathologic 1, well, only a screenshot can do it justice,
(Yes . . . far be it from me to call myself a person of mystical inclinations. However, when I look at you, I get the feeling that nature is playing jokes on us. It is as if both the left and right hand have clutched the head to realize for the first time they are two parts of a single whole.
>Why?
>I get that feeling too. Does that mean that we are alike?)
That's like the first thing he says to the Haruspex, and while yeah everybody in Pathologic talks like that to a degree, even in game, in character that's a wild thing for Dankovsky specifically to say.
We just spent an entire playthrough as this guy mocking and/or having breakdowns over the existence of the supernatural - especially precognition. And in strolls this 6'2 resting murder-face dude with half-a-medical degree, widely thought to be a serial killer (kinda true), and Dankovsky's like,
"BTW, my heart is telling me we're kinda two halves of the same whole.😊❤️"
Absolutely hilarious. Even funnier is that the Haruspex, grumpy at baseline and currently having the worst day of his life (so far), can agree with him. Great first impression all around!
Then over in Pathologic 2, the Bachelor is high-key fumbling, like fumbling so hard you can get an achievement for it.
Carpetbagger - Remind a colleague of the Hippocratic Oath -- and fail
Not to meme on the guy (who is of course, multi-faceted and at his core deeply altruistic even if he often seems to have trouble expressing that on an individual basis), but initial Pathologic 2 Bachelorencounter is Daniel at his most prickly prick.
He gets Artemy's name wrong (possibly on purpose and definitely twice),
condescendingly demands the Haruspex be his errand boy,
basically calls himself the smartest person in a room of 2,
and can accidentally imply that he left a couple of orphan children to die because he doesn't treat mutts (he actually refused to treat the orphans' dogs).
Yikes - no wonder Artmey spends the first couple of Days taking cheap shots at the guy.
I mean in both Haruspex routes eventually he ends up very friendly with the Bachelor, which makes senses on a thematic level given the some of the Haruspex's major themes/ideals are connection and community. You could say their first meeting was changed to be funnier ("Vorakh") or more in character for the expected tension between two people under a lot of stress who can both be difficult to get along with at baseline
However, what about if we look at it from a meta-narrative level?
While you can play Pathologic 1 as either the Bachelor or the Haruspex on your initial run, it's pretty common knowledge who you are supposed to play first.
"Daniil Danokovsky's Fun Steppe Vacation was just the tutorial for Artemy Burakh's Tormentous Nightmare" - HBomberguy in Pathologic is Genius and Here's Why
This means that the player in Pathologic 1 has already been introduced to Daniil - even if Artmey hasn't - and the game reflects that! You the player know the Bachelor, you've been him, and you probably got really attached after keeping him alive for 12 horrible, horrible days.
Even though you know he can be a bit sanctimonious and dismissive, the player knows he's rational and compassionate and thus already used the evidence at hand to figure out Artemy hasn't killed anybody!
Of course one of the first things you (the player) would want to do as the new protagonist is check on your former avatar, and the game rewards you for it! Talking with the Bachelor on Day 1 as Artemy can raise your reputation - which is super critical. It might be the increase that keeps you from getting hunted in the streets or starving as shops refuse to sell food. What a great first (Second?) impression!!
Daniil's unprompted "hey are we soulmates or is it just me?" line is funny, but meta-narratively it is also true. They are the player's first two avatars, taking turns being puppeted by the same you as protagonists through the same overall story to two opposing conclusions. They are (your) right and left hand. You've played Dankovsky, (you) know this and having previously been the protagonist this new Dankovsky seems to subliminally know this too.
Meanwhile over in Pathologic 2, the only route is the Haruspex - disregarding the Marble Nest (worst day of Dankovsky's life [so far, ad infintuum]) which has enough time fuckery going on that I shall disregard it for this analysis - you can only be Artemy Burakh.
Either under the assumption that the player of Pathologic 2 hasn't played Pathologic 1 or that they've played all of Pathologic 1 including Changeling' Route's extended murder hide and seek between Dankovsky and Burakh, We (the player and Artemy) don't know Daniil when we meet him in Pathologic 2 as anything but the broken man we saw in the depressing into.
Is he our friend this time? Is he our enemy? Whatever he is, he's certainly a sanctimonious prick.
(Today's tragedy won't be the last. I was blessed with a naturally high intelligence, and my observations indicate that a very deadly visitor has come to this god-forsaken town. That's all I can say for now.
>...I don't like you, Bachelor Whatever.)
In Pathologic 2, both the player and Artmey meet Daniil Dankovsky at at his worst, and slowly work-up from there because both of us are meeting, getting to know, and building a relationship with him for the first time.
This is actually parallel to how you first meet the Haruspex in Pathologic 1 as the Bachelor!
If you are playing in the intended order, both the player and Daniil don't know anything about Artmey besides the serial killer rumors, and likewise you meet him at his worst - (in prison and later he murders a young woman to get Daniil the infected heart he needs to try and develop a vaccine). Much like we see the worst of Daniil's classism, arrogance, and inability to connect beyond quid pro quo (hehe, latin) in our Patho2 intro; in Patho1 we initially only see Artemy's standoffishness, brutality, and stubbornness.
Interestingly, following Daniil's themes/ideals of transcendence and rationality we (the player and Daniil) don't actually end up connecting much with Artmey on the Bachelor's route. The player is influenced by the puppet, and why would Dr. Daniil Dankovsky - whose route is plagued by betrayal, manipulation, and the difficulty of connecting to even people who do selflessly care for him (like Eva) - make friends with a violent, possibly dangerous guy who practices a sort of medicine Dankovsky doesn't believe in?
(I couldn't find a good screenshot for this, but mentally insert a picture of Artemy doing a roadside dissection)
Basically if Daniil is the player's protagonist he won't reach out, because in-character why would he?
If Artemy is the player's protagonist, Daniil will try to be friends in Patho1 (because of the player's previous actions affecting both avatars) or in Patho2 Artmey will eventually connect with him because that's in-character for him.
Overall, I suppose this means that Danii's instant and uncharacteristic buddy-buddy attitude with Artemy on the Haruspex route Patho1 is completely justified from a meta-textually narrative, as is his horrific fumbling in Patho2.
And it is also very, very funny.
#Pathologic#Pathologic 2#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#TLDR: You (the player) are making your former favorite and current favorite doll bestest friends#No idea what any of this implies for the changeling's route#this isn't really a shipping post but u could take it that way#long post#pathologic spoilers
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I feel a little bit disappointed when i see people compare violent/manipulative or even normal players to the frontman and vips.
Literally feeling desperate to survive in literal death games to where you do things you would have never imagined you’d do before vs running those very death games (directed just at very poor desperate folks who have their lives threatened anyway) for entertainment and to prove your position that humans are horrible and deserve to die
Yeah you are allowed to be mad at these characters who are bad people and inconsiderate of other people’s lives, but you have to think of the position they are in.
#and yes in ho was a former player#but i don’t think we know enough about how he was before or how he became frontman#to be able to say thats a fair comparison#idk i just feel like yall are falling for in ho and the vips manipulation very easily#squid game#thanos#nam gyu#seong gi hun#cho sangwoo#tagging the players i mainly see people say this about#and hell even in ho isnt the same as the vips
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joemarr pinky shake except joe's not even fully on screen 😔
#damn you hard knocks camera#love how this shits automatic for them#i didn't think there would be any scenes on the last game tbh so still pleased etc#but man editors were being worked like dogs for this to come out on time 😭#oh joe also patted at ja'marrs helmet after his 2nd td!! cute <3#and zac was laughing incredulously 'all because of a blocked punt' too that was objectively really funny i can't lie#every bengals clip was super cute!!! wdym trey had to emphasize it was still his birthday when they mentioned joes apotm 😭#tee and ja'marr practicing for their tuddy ARGHHH and ja'marr with brixton!!! brixton doing the 'joe burrow' hoooooohh#also myles winked at the camera and i had to pause and do some breathing exercises#and i am unfortunately still enamored by mike tomlins shit with his players sigh#and like. is it just me or is there basically no ravens clips besides the scant few in the beginning.#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#hard knocks#and its still so confusing to me how zac was so detailed in his recount of the facemask to all those refs but they?? still don't call it???#i fear i will never understand football rules as a whole#also the punt blocker was a former bengal apparently 😭 ok.
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man reverberating was such a funny mod.
during this inning the first ken drew a walk, stole second, then got caught stealing third before the second ken walked, the third ken arrived and drew another walk, the second stole third base, and finally the fourth ken arrived and this screenshot was taken.
#blasebuzzing#blaseball#crabs#this was season 13 day 111 during the crabs return 4th strike championship btw.#a wild ride for many reasons. no i don't feel normal about the teams in play being the ffs crabs fridays and tacos#hello cridays and frabs facing off against each other for a championship each on the wrong team#having been apart from their former teams for the entirety of ascension#hello near-miss of a chiclawgo championship. again after all that time apart.#hello post-allergic reaction baldwin overperforming against her og team the tacos#even as great player val underperformed against their og team the crabs.#anyways. i miss blaseball. i didn't have time to fall in love with the new crabs.#not enough chances for the sim to tell funny little stories
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thats!! our!! point guard!!
#as a former basketball player the sports metaphors do mean a lot#whitney jammer#aabria iyengar#misfits and magic#mismag spoilers#mismag 2
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vince and yanni - both yappers and sin bin regulars, welcome back kraken hockey! STL @ SEA • October 08, 2024
#vince dunn#yanni gourde#seattle kraken#vince being surrounded by his former team's players... idk what to feel about that lmao#both of them smiling being little shit stirrers inside the box lol#sorry for the audio its shit
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Is trombones the opposite of ASMR?
Griffin McElroy
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🥲<3

#brock sign of life#i get sad literally any time a former player comes back#but w bo it makes me even sadder 😭#like he was supposed to be our future and then management flopped and then he was captain but management kept flopping#then by the time we were finally almost good again we had to move on for stupid cap reasons 💔#the fact he was traded RIGHT BEFORE the all star game too#anyway i’m fine! fine i tell you!!#canucks#hockey#vancouver canucks#nhl#bo horvat#brock boeser
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Reece Shearsmith as Jonah Quigley INSIDE NO. 9 | S9E5 "The Curse of the Ninth"
#in9#inside no 9#inside no. 9#in9 frames#(<- i know)#the curse of the ninth#reece shearsmith#2 in 1 night! when doing the frames post i looked at this scene and thought: ok time to practice gif-making again#these are so bad!!! but this is self-indulgent anyway so i'm posting them#yesterday i forgot to mention the music & the piano playing!!#as a former piano player i really love that jonah is a piano tuner#(also hands ofc hehe)#vagueeyes.txt
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regular D&D game except every time I’m about to roll a d20, I break into a full rendition of “Luck Be A Lady” from the 1950 musical Guys and Dolls, complete with choreography (backup singing from other players optional)
#bardcore#works for any class though#if you’re not a coward#former theater kid#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd ideas#good dnd ideas#bad dnd ideas#dnd 5e#dnd5e#dungeons and memes#dnd players#musical theatre#guys and dolls
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Twelve is sooo a cello girlie you have no idea
#i speak as a former cello player ☝️#that played for only a year#i want to make one of those for other doctors but i don't know if im strong enough#whoever wants to share their takes feel more than free#doctor who#the doctor#twelfth doctor#my art
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