#Forgot how funny Jack is
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posting this before i think too long about it
(hello rdr fandom, have little jackie boy here)
#umm......it's been a while........#i forgot how to draw#anyway here's jack cause i finished the first game the other day and i now cant stop thinking about this poor boy ;-;#he's saying 'very funny pa' in case my handwriting is a nightmare to decipher skfjsk sorry#here we go#jack marston#rdr1#red dead redemption#rdr1 fanart#my art#red dead#aww the colours looked much better on my puter :((
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He's not a Lando fan. He hates him and McLaren which is why we became friends in the first place. But he's a Max fan which well. Ofc Max is good, but I guarantee you he wouldn't survive the Ferrari experience from 2021-24 and come out with 4 titles at the end of it
to be fair, nobody survives that - hence why the drivers changes left and right in that seat. oh but wait, one driver survived through all that and you will never guess who it is 😁
#anyway i am using my permit crab to say whatever i want this morning and i am saying thos#lando is a flop i do not care about oscar sadly i am trying but he is just. plain bread. i will eat if if i cannot afford anything else#max cannot race wheel to wheel and has been lucky af most of his career and he has anger issues#lando is the one plastic bag that flies in the dirty city centre and than catches on the tree in the park looking sad and wet and disgusting#lewis will get there but he needs a lot of time dare i say more than expected#charles is a fucking chameleon he will sit his cute little butt in a machine and immediately start looking for its limits#alonso should have retired after winning his two only championships and he is not the mastermind that deserved way more#daniel ric oh i never liked you and your nose is NOT quirky and funny. also careful with the hairline#lowkey think someone is pulling max's balls in the cockpit because why is he throwing thosw high-pitched hisses behind the wheel#george is a fugly slut. no this one is harsh. but can he fucking not. i am tired of his hamlet monologues.#he would bend backwards to get an advantage and i will go as far as saying he is a snake and if i had to rank drivers based on how much#i would trust them he would be at the bottom of the chart#kimi. please finish the school and come back i promise the sport will still be there.#isack i like the lewis fanboy in you and how quickly you learned to watch charles with the heart eyes. i am mildly impressed with your#driving. but above all i still see the things you did in f2. sorry. i do not fuck with that.#yuki. baby get it together i do not wanna see you thrown into the bin like others. alex you are good. here for the good time.#carlos. no notes. everyone who follows me knows. but c2stan username will always be iconic. him not so much. OVERRATED!!!!!#lance 😐😐😐😐😐😐#yea. maybe if he was nice to my comms. i could like him more. the wheel throwing is not it. spank him. l#ollie. my child. is he a prodigy ferrari was waiting for? no. but he is good and needs the experience in a bad team.#este. you keep going up in my rankings. i do admire the dedication to being a nerd and having whimsy. go on.#pierre 🤢🤢🤢🤢 back in the sink with my dirty dishes you go i cannot look at this any longer#franco ((slut))#sorry. but not really.#jack. you were there for a while. that's it i think. you weren't even good in f2 tbh. i still remember what u did in monaco f2 race#nico. he sure is there. he is not bad. one of the most impressive junior careers in fact. i just think he might be better of making babies#rather than racing in f1#is there anyone else? oh wait lawson. says a lot i forgot. maybe he should stay in super formula#he was better when his only contact with f1 was watching the cars movie which has nothing to do with f1#sorry for the rant :)
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rip? ripped off? right on the ice? well. no reason for all of that.
#me and my little article collecting against the world ive had this one on the backburner to transcribe for agesss#forgot how much this part in particular makes me lose it#jack's is like. yeah luke split his whole fucking nose open as a kid me and q were freaked the fuck out he was going to be ugly FOREVER :/#and luke's being like. Yeah once quinn went into a rage at age 10 and tried to kill jack on the ice ❤️ Funny as hell!#mind you these were meant to be stories that 'summed up who the other was as a person' . so what luke meant by this. who's to say#jack's conclusion was like 'he's very calm very tough kid'#luke's just like yeah they fought for my personal amusement even if they didn't know it#kiers.txt#also yes the true reason for all of that is of course simply the act of being siblings#but just. good lord now. ripped off is such visceral phrasing. kills me#*secondary reasoning also of course being: normal reaction to having jh⁸⁶ as your younger sibling
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He never thought he would lose him so quickly.
In a way he had believed that it would go on forever. That their connection was strong enough to outlast the distance and the time they didn't see each other.
He had even once believed that one day he could save him, be his rescuer.
But then the immature twin brothers came along with bags full of weed and immature ideas and he lost him.
Sure, he was still by his side as a bodyguard, but the secret tenderness, their secret bond had been wiped away, replaced by a wall with far too many loud gestures.
The Tim who had so often lain naked beside him, so raw in his unleashed tender genuineness, was now buried in loud clothes, caps and sunglasses, buried behind all the 'cool' laughter and far too many 'bro's.
He couldn't say whether the Tim he loved so much still existed or whether he had disappeared forever. But he had no choice but to wait and hope.
#What happened to always adoring Jack?#I know jet lag and he couldn't find his Melatonin#But still it's kind of funny that he looks like he is fed up with T's mid life crisis behaviour#Jack and Tim#I forgot how I tagged them#The shield that you own#Tim and his bodyguard#Timothée Chalamet#Timothée Chalamet fanfiction
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read camp dama.scus. enjoyed some stuff, really wish i didn't have the experience so often reading a book that's Good and Progressive and about Queer Affirmation etc of feeling like i'm side-eying the author like 'and you know that delineating the people that oppose you as pure evil that therefore deserves torture or death or being eliminated from society entirely is bad, right? you know that, right??'
#it's kind of funny bc the main character is a jack chick tract atheist in a way bc#she rejects her religion (REALLY quickly and easily lol) and immediately starts... conceiving of HERSELF as a prophet/god#as in. starts making up 'bible' verses that are about Her and how awesome she is#and how she's going to bring down her enemies with the righteous flaming sword of vengeance and wrath and truth etc#which i would love as a character Thing if the narrative didn't just treat this as 'super metal' with absolutely no further examination#(seriously she casually drops that she's been making up bible-style verses abt herself and her ideas#in convo with her Token Good Christian friend. by CITING ONE OF THEM#LIKE IT'S A BIBLE VERSE. and then going 'o yeah i've been making those up'#and her friend's reaction is just 'haha that's sick' and moving on)#listen i'm all for god complexes and edgy bullshit but the presentation along w the general#descriptions of the Enemy as 'cartoonishly pure evil' and implicit 'haha nice!' around the idea of THEM getting tortured forever#just leaves me ://///#i might be oversensitive to this after stuff like Sorrowland and Pet but.... just. ech. i wish i didn't have to play the game of#'do you think torture is ok if it's someone you don't like?' and 'do you consider people who do bad things as human?' in the first place#also it was just a HUGELY underwritten book lol it'd make a decent movie but viewed as a book it gets funnier the longer i think about it#was marketed as conversion camp horror. 0 conversion camp content bc IT ALREADY HAPPENED#0 relationship development bc the two people the MC connects with she ALREADY HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH. THAT SHE FORGOT#so you can 'i'm falling for x again' all you want dr tingle that's not what's happening the work is not there#also ofc the other two people are just. The Tech Guy and The Cool Hot Nice Love Interest (2 aesthetic traits no personality)#so yeah like. some very good horror moments/concepts! but some Problems. For Sure#vic talks#book talk
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ok for the au thing !! i got Western AU and Dark AU !!
Thank you for the ask! I got distracted talking to my partner!
Anyway a bunch of this is yoinked from a book series I never finished due to it being a bit too politically conservative for my tastes (specifically the book Nowhere to Run) and I also spent far too much time browsing Wikipedia for locations. Not sure if this is what is meant by "dark AU" but it's late at night so
TW for some mild gore and death
Carbon County (MT; there's also one in Wyoming) game warden Jack Kelly was reassigned to temporarily work in Granite County, MT and he's finally almost due to go back to his normal post in Red Lodge. He'd left it in good hands--the Stillwater County game warden (Finch) and county sheriff (Charlie) have most of his duties covered and give him near-daily updates. But he'd rather be back in Red Lodge, where he knows most of the people and their habits and can use his friendship with Katherine, the editor-in-chief of the local newspaper, as an excuse to stop by the office and flirt with one of the staff writers.
However! The week before he's supposed to leave, he starts getting reports of disappearances and campsites being attacked and mysteriously murdered wildlife in Lolo National Forest, so he very reluctantly goes in to investigate. He has a penchant for getting caught up in far more murder mysteries than any self-respecting game warden should, so he's resigned himself to dealing with this nonsense yet again. On the other hand, despite the looming threat of who (or what) ever's behind all this, it is kind of nice to be out camping in the woods.
Jack had made plans with Sean Conlon, the game warden from the neighboring county, to separately make their way through the national forest (both on horseback) and meet somewhere in the middle, with the goal of covering more ground and hopefully finding more information about whatever's going on. But he's struggling to get a hold of Sean, so he resigns himself to investigating alone--he hasn't run into anyone so far--even though part of him knows he should turn back.
The day he decides to turn around, he finally finds Sean, accompanied by a backpacker with a mischievous smile who won't give his real name.
"I've been looking for you everywhere," Sean says. "We have murders to prevent."
"I've been helping," the backpacker says. "We have murders to prevent."
Jack is skeptical of the backpacker, but he's annoyingly charming and Sean seems to trust him, so what else is he supposed to do? They start investigating together, and the backpacker, who still won't give them a name beyond "Racer" and won't say where he's from beyond the UP ("What's that? The Union Pacific?" it's the Upper Peninsula of Michigan but Jack and Sean haven't paid enough attention to Michigan to realize that), brings them to a campsite, where they find a whole bunch of dead elk and also the bodies of a couple of the people who have gone missing. There aren't a ton of clues, but it's the first new information they've gotten the whole time, so they're feeling a little better about the whole thing. Being game wardens, they're used to seeing dead animals, but the decomposing human bodies are a little (a lot) unsettling.
The problem is, when they try to signal the local authorities with the location of the campsite, their radios keep running into technical difficulties. Racer seems unbothered by the whole thing, weirdly, but they decide to note the coordinates as best they can, keep going, and see if they can find anything else.
The thing is, Jack and Sean have been feeling the effects of all this time outside--they're getting sunburnt, they have scrapes everywhere, and they're definitely going to need a shower when they get back. After they find the campsite, they start to notice that Racer is as pale and clean and un-scratched as he was when they first met. And now that they think of it, they haven't seen him eat or drink anything the whole time he's been traveling with them...
And now they're in the middle of nowhere together, with malfunctioning communication gear, and it's been a week since they entered the national forest, and they haven't encountered any other living humans during that time.
#the UP thing is directly from nowhere to run and as someone who knows exactly what the UP is i found it very funny#anyway dm me if you want to know where i got the inspiration for race from#since it's kind of a spoiler to one of the best plot twists i've ever read#newsies#newsies au#jack kelly#spot conlon#racetrack higgins#ask game#jac :)#my posts#hope you enjoy this! i forgot how hard it is to come up with stuff based on prompts but this was fun#i probably won't write it though since i'm not great at settings and have the bachelorette au to work on#also while i have been to that part of montana it was when i was about 7 years old#so i'm fuzzy on the details#my dad is actually from wyoming/idaho/montana but i haven't been back in a while and i miss it :(#asks#still through the leaves
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Time to begin Creative Round 2: Electric Boogaloo :)
#see you all in like a year with more updates shdjfhsjkdfsf#no but it is funny how i was posting an unhinged amount about this gotdam fic back at the start#and then forgot to even say anything when i finished the first draft shfjsdfhsdjff#btw i don't know if i ever mentioned it here but the actual working title that all my documents are saved under is 4-3-3#which is because it's an excellent song about football that's not actually about football (just like the fic. hopefully)#but also it's very entertaining because jack would never ever ever in his life touch a 4-3-3 he's too english for that#presenting 4-3-3: the fic in which you'll only ever see a 4-4-2! ✨#anyways i know i say this at the start of every version. but i'm feeling quite happy with this#also it's just the second draft so like whatever#if there's still a schrodinger's football season going on by the end that can be a problem for third draft me :')#perce rambles#The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense
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also major fuck you at any and all who started using the word autistic as a synonym for something or just someone being stupid.
seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people 😒
fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
#this is SO aimmed at my brother and cousin#got fucking whiplash the other week to hear them fucking both using it like so#and the fuckers told ME to shut up when i reasonably when wtf???#like WHYYYYY#THEY KNOW IM AUTISTIC#my brother's a fucking douche when it comes to this topic#ive argued with him about it in the past after hearing him use the r slur and i really thought the whole thing was done and dusted#BUT HERE WE ARE AGAIN BUT SOMEHOW EVEN WORSG#FUCK U BOTH AAAAGH#like they dont even GET why im so upset#to them its just another word for dumb#bc they're “gamer bros” who spend alottt of time in competitive game communities so like i get where they picked it up from#but for FUCK sake knock it off#just bc some the others ur around are like that DOESNT MAKE IT OK UR USING SLURS#Especially!!! when ur fucking sister!!!/close cousin!!! is part of the demographic ur fucking using slurs about#also THEY'RE BOTH 20 YEARS OLD#YALL ARE NOT CHILDREN SO STOP ACTING LIKE ONES#hell! im the only one working out of the three of us! theyve just been sitting on thier asses doing jack shit#they did take up college classes this past year. skipped the summer semester tho#and ha funny story. my bro fucki g DROPPED OUT OF ALL OF HIS FUCKING CLASSES BC HIS DUMBASS DIDNT WANT TO DO THE WORK#ma found out the DAY before Christmas and a few weeeks after the semester had ended#that sure was fun for him. not#honestly with that happening and with how busy the past weeks been ive completely forgot to bring the word usage to my ma#will be doing that#maybe she'll be able to talk some sense into him... doubt it tho
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nacho libre is so underrated btw
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— WHEN THEY FALL IN LOVE..
or, when there's no turning back for the first years.
a/n: first writing post.. AHH edit 1: i forgot to add things I DIDNT PROOFREAD SORRY
when ace trappola falls in love..
he's still the same guy. but almost sweet, almost kind.
but he's a master of his secrets. parts his mouth just to spew another joke about your appearance or how you did on that potionology test the other day - that same glint of hesitation in his eyes, that unsure croak of his voice just before he delivers another nasty quip about your face. like a punchline stuck in his throat - too funny to laugh at, too funny to acknowledge.
funny how he'd said he'd "rather hang out with his friends than find love", and here he is; laying in his bed. at 3 am. head filled with nothing but thoughts of you.
he'll let it simmer. wait for you to realize - wait for you to notice him, not just the facade he puts up. not the prankster he is in class, or the troublemaker you have to put up with.
wait for you to love him back.
when deuce spade falls in love..
he's trying his very best.
deuce was never much of a charmer - the guy's been a delinquent for most of his life; feared, not loved. he only sees (romantic) love in the movies - terrible rom-coms, poignant love stories.. you name it. deuce has no idea about love.
(his lack of knowledge gets worse with you.)
deuce tries - keyword, tries to keep his composure in front of you. he fails, miserably. his face? turning red. words? none. palms? sweating. and pride? absolutely crushed.
he apologizes to you later, blames it on the heat or how he forgot about another ridiculous rule. calls up his mom and his mouth is a dam - like he suddenly gained the ability to talk 10 minutes later. tells her all about you, as if she doesn't know your entire genetic code just from hearing him talk.
maybe one day.
when jack howl falls in love..
it's unyielding - unyielding, but quiet.
jack doesn't date for fun; never has, never will. he doesn't chase anyone.
wolves mate for life - you know it when jack immediately shuts down the idea of even having a crush or having an ex, saying that he's "focused on self-betterment" or "waiting for the right person". you're convinced that not even cupid could get him to fall in love.
but for you? that discipline shatters.
it happens during a study session in ramshackle when you're idly playing with his ears - making fun of that stone-cold persona when in reality he's melting under your touch. he catches himself after five minutes of bliss, thoughts of the future flooding his brain; "what if i won't be a good partner to them? what if i let them down?'
to jack, love isn't a game; love's not the way he feels embarrassingly giddy after you squeeze his hand or poke his bicep. love's permanent. forever. and it terrifies him.
when epel felmier falls in love..
it's fierce.
epel's not soft - in fact, he's everything but. he'd do anything to be seen as strong by you; even if it meant burying his own feelings.
epel was never much of a dreamer - let alone a lovey-dovey kind of guy. he despises those mushy romance stories, calling them "dumb as a box of rocks", grimacing when he watches the leads kiss.
yet.. he can't help but be entranced. by you.
he scoffs a little too loudly for vil's comfort, but in his head, he's repeating the same mantra over and over again in his head - "i'm not some silly little girl moonin' over someone. i've got better things to do with my time. besides, love is for babies."
yet, his defenses crumble when you ever do so much as breathe in his direction, and suddenly, he's back to square one.
when sebek zigvolt falls in love..
it's fervent.
sebek is passionate about a lot of things - his duty as a retainer, malleus, academics, and you.
you, a mere human that could quiet him down with just a finger to your lip. you, a mere human who keeps him awake at night and restless, overthinking. yearning.
it's foolish, he tells himself. tells himself it's just a small crush as if it's not all-consuming, as if he's not avoiding you all together just so he could have peace of mind.
is it the right thing to do? no. will it keep him unbothered? absolutely not. and will he come to terms with his feelings?... unlikely.
#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst x you#twst fanfic#ace trappola#deuce spade#jack howl#epel felmier#sebek zigvolt#twst first years#angst if you squint
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omg Katie i was rewatching s7 (as one does) and ohhhh my gosh I forgot how delicious and gorgeous beard!Hotch is😔😔 he’s just soo!!
I can’t stop thinking about maybe the beard making a comeback while on vacation or something, him being all domestic with that beard — and it’s just such a change from his usual suit and tie lawyer important job vibe😔 sorry just thought to share and wanted to know what you think of him <3333
while on vacation
i just couldn't not write a fic about this 🤭 bearded aaron my beloved cw; fem!reader, established relationship, jack calls reader mom, domestic fluff with a hint of spice❤️🔥, light suggestion <3 wc; 1.2k
"Don't scrunch up your face so much," you laughed gently, applying sunscreen thoroughly across Jack's face. Whether it was his forehead, the bridge of his nose, or his cheeks, he either attempted to move out of the way or scowled further in protest.
"But I don't like it," Jack complained. "It's cold and smells funny."
"I know you don't bud, but the last thing you want is to get sunburnt," you told him, your eyes sympathetic. "The sun here is a lot more harsh compared to how it is at home. I'd hate for you to be miserable, and not have as much fun because of it."
"I guess. It stings my eyes sometimes too."
"Just try your hardest not to touch your face, and you should be okay," you reassured him, snapping the sunscreen shut and pressing a kiss to the top of his head. "Plus, I don't think you want your father's lecture on the importance of SPF."
Speaking of - "Aaron?" you called out. "Are you almost ready?"
"Yeah..." You heard him sigh from the bathroom, the faint sound of him searching through his toiletry bag audible. "I forgot to pack my razor."
You grabbed Jack's hat and placed it atop his head, angling it more downwards to playfully cover his eyes. You got to your feet, meeting Aaron in the bathroom. "You? Forgot to pack something? What happened to the spreadsheet?"
"I don't make spreadsheets for everything," Aaron laughed at your teasing, an inquisitive expression soon taking form on his face. "Do you think the hotel carries razors?"
"I don't see why they wouldn't."
"Or we'll just have to stop at a store later," he shook his head, giving up his search and zipping up his bag.
"Or we could just... not," you suggested, pushing yourself off the doorframe and running your hands under water quickly. Once clean of any lingering sunscreen remnants, you gripped onto Aaron's polo, your hands soon roaming his torso.
An amused grin formed on his face, "Oh?"
"We're on vacation. That means getting out of routine, taking it easy, not shaving." You shrugged, continuing your flirtatious touch by toying with the collar of his shirt. "So what if a light beard makes an appearance. It wouldn't be the end of the world."
"And that's the only reason, right?" Aaron inquired as a mischievous smile tugged at the corners of his lips, his eyes gleaming with a playful understanding. "That we're on vacation?"
You weren't slick, and he knew it. However, your request did surprise him - you've only seen him with a beard once when he returned home from Pakistan, short lived as Jack despised it. But you hadn't mentioned it since.
You widened your eyes, feigning innocence, "I can't imagine there being another reason."
He lowered his voice, leaning in close. "Just say it turns you on sweetheart, it's alright."
Surprised at his sudden forwardness you immediately blushed, but he also wasn't wrong. However, before you had the chance to respond -
"Mom, Dad, you coming?" Jack asked, waiting patiently at the door with his beach towel in hand.
"Yeah, we're coming." Aaron clicked off the light, his hand finding your lower back. As he guided you out of the bathroom, it wandered further down, causing you to playfully push it away with a giggle before any young eyes could see. "Did Mom put sunscreen on you?"
He got a groan in response.
Over the course of the next few days, Aaron obliged, heeding your wishes and not shaving. It was mere stubble for a day or two, which was still a sight to see. But towards the end of the week, the beard was coming in wonderfully.
With his dark hair, slightly tousled from the laid-backness of the week's pace, the beard also complemented the sharpness of his features. It brought out the color of his eyes, enhancing their deep, intense color. His jawline, which could make you go weak in the knees any day, was more defined, a perfect contrast to the soft yet rugged texture of his beard.
Add in his sunglasses, the sweaty t-shirt clinging to his body at times due to the heat, and his developing tan, you were absolutely swooning. It was nearly impossible to tear your gaze away from him.
Even the smallest of things were driving you wild. Aaron simply placed breakfast in front of Jack one morning; face adorned by his beard, conversing with his son naturally, the domesticity had you fluttering in all ways. You found yourself wishing you had the same request on your honeymoon.
In addition, the slow vacation mornings also allowed you the time to admire Aaron before he awoke, peaceful and content in sleep. For the first time in a while too, he looked well rested.
Jack had been worn out and sleeping in also, due to the sun exposure and the long-yet-fun days catching up to him. It thankfully granted you and Aaron some much appreciated time to spend alone together.
"Good morning," you mumbled softly when Aaron's eyes found yours, reaching up slightly to press a kiss to his lips, his jaw, neck, anywhere you could reach. You continued to litter him with kisses, before full-on straddling him.
Aaron chuckled, his hands landing on your hips. His voice was still rough with sleep, peering up at you with his sleep-heavy eyelids. "I'd say it is."
You laughed softly against his skin, pulling his t-shirt collar down, giving you access to kiss his chest.
"What do I need to do to get a wakeup call like this every day?"
After pressing one more kiss to his collarbone, you sat up, remaining on top of him. "I can't believe it's our last full day," you whined as a dull filled you; back to the city, back to normalcy, back to clean-shaven Aaron.
He hummed in agreement, his finger tracing the tan line from your bikini bottoms, visible above the waistline of your pj shorts. "It did go by fast, didn't it?"
You nodded, your shoulders slumping as your bottom lip protruded in a pout.
"Are you mourning the end of our time off, or the fact that the beard will be leaving," Aaron questioned, an admirable glint in his eyes. Again, he looked thoroughly relaxed laid against his pillow, his hair sticking out in all directions as he gazed at you.
"Both," you sighed, cupping his jaw and letting your thumb graze his stubble. "Don't get me wrong, I adore seeing your clean and attractive face. But I am going to miss this."
"I'll tell you what, I'll keep it a few more days. To allow you to enjoy it thoroughly, in the privacy of our bedroom." He sat up, positioning you on his lap and easily bringing his lips to yours. With Jack so close, the two of you hadn't been very adventurous in fear of being caught. "And maybe it'll make an appearance more often. Since you like it so much." He mumbled lowly amidst the fierce kiss, a light smirk tugging at the ends of his mouth.
You pulled back briefly, a finger pressed to his chest. "Is that a promise?"
"Definitely."
#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner fluff#aaron hotchner x you#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotchner imagine#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds x you#criminal minds drabble#aaron hotchner drabble#criminal minds fanfiction#hotch imagine#criminal minds x fem!reader
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It’s only been 32 seconds but I don’t care, fuck it. (regarding this post)
My headcanon for the main Bats heights:
Bruce: 6’1 and a few centimeters, the suit makes him just over 6’2
Dick: 5’10 or 5’11 I can’t pick. Dick gives me 5’10 vibes but nightwing gives me 5’11 vibes which makes no sense cause his suit is skin tight and therefor adds zero height but whatever
Jason: 6’4. I’m okay with it if he’s anywhere from 6’2-6’5 (6’6 is a stretch but I’ll allow it). He needs to be bigger than Bruce
Cass: 5’0 shortest, 5’4 tallest. I feel this needs no further explanation
Steph: 5’6. She’s tall and she’s jacked (that girl is a gymnast)
Tim: 5’7 and a half. No further comment
Duke: currently 5’11. When he reaches his max height he’s 6’1 and is like 3-4 centimeters taller than Bruce
Damian: 5’8, have you see Ras? (Also hc that while he’s a kid Damian looks a lot like Bruce but like 16 and older he looks exactly like Talia and subsequently a pretty Ras)
Edit: I’ve been reminded by a lovely person in the reposts of this post that there’s about 2.45 cm in an inch. My dumbass was definitely thinking about how metric converts. I’m not going to correct it, just going to clarify that it’s like .9-1 cm difference and they don’t talk about it (if I comes up Bruce immediately steers the conversation somewhere else, Duke thinks it’s funny as fuck). I also wanted to add Alfred’s height since I’ve thought about it but forgot to add it so:
Alfred: 5’10 tallest, but he starts shrinking like old men do (not by much, honestly he probably only drops to 5’9, maybeeee 5’8)
#No one’s going to care about this but I needed to say it#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc headcanon#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#black bat#orphan#cassandra cain#spoiler dc#batgirl#stephanie brown#red robin#tim drake#signal#duke thomas#robin#damian wayne
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hi! i hope you’re doing well! could i please request a little something about hotch coming home from a case to non bau!reader and jack watching star wars, just bonding and being cute. he wants to hug you both so bad cause he missed you and loves you but he doesn’t want to interrupt your moment
thank you for requesting! fem, 1k
You drop your head back into the cushions to avoid getting whacked in the chin with Jack’s forehead. “Woah,” you say, laughing as a wave of buttery yellow popcorn kernels drop onto the floor. “Good thing we have hardwood.”
“Why?”
You grab a handful of popcorn to eat from the bowl. “‘Cos all I’ve done today is make a huge mess.”
Hotch smiles from the doorway. It’s dark in the house, and the music blaring from the television has occluded his arrival. You’ve no idea he’s watching you now, and you don’t act much differently than if his presence was announced. In fact, he’d say that sometimes you’re so focused on not overstepping your place in Jack's life that you restrain yourself.
Butter and comfort alike has loosened the reins. You cuddle Jack to your side, the two of you laying across the long sofa with a faux rabbit fur throw wrapped around your two bodies, his head nestled under your chin. Your arm is around his tummy, belting him to you while blue light flashes over your faces. Lightsabers paint your eyes, their zinging and humming near painful in his bad ear.
“Who’s side are we on again?” you tease. It’s subtle, but Hotch knows you’re joking.
“Oh my gosh,” Jack says, “you forgot again? That one,” —he points at the screen— “that’s Obi Wan Kenobi.”
“And we’re team Obi Wan?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Of course,” you echo, clearly finding him funny. “But the other one is more handsome, don’t you think?”
“Am I handsome?”
“Jack, you are the most handsome.” You stroke his hair back and encourage him to meet your eyes. “You’re so, so handsome, babe, you’re beautiful, and so smart, and so awesome. You’d wipe the floor with Obi Wan Kenobi.”
Jack manages a reproach through his bashful smile, “I wouldn’t fight him, he’s the good guy. I would fight him.”
“Hmm.” You grab some popcorn from the bowl in front of Jack and eat a few pieces, then offer it to Jack. “I wouldn’t fight him. He’s too pretty.”
“He’s evil.”
“He doesn’t look evil.”
Jack laughs and turns to you completely. “You’re funny. People don’t look evil, they just are sometimes.”
“I know, baby, I’m just confused because all the good people in my life are beautiful.” You hug him behind his shoulders, looking at him with all the love in the world. “You’re a great example. You’re handsome, so how am I supposed to know you might be evil?”
“You have to be careful,” Jack says sincerely.
“Baby, I am. I promise I am.” Your eyes squint closed with your gentle smile, your noses almost touching. “I’m just kidding with you. I love having jokes with you.”
“I love having jokes with you.” Jack gives you a quick hug, arms tight behind your head and his face nuzzling your collar. “Thanks.”
“Thanks! Oh, you’re welcome, you don’t have to say thanks!”
“Well…” Jack pulls away, shrugging as you manoeuvre him bodily into a more comfortable position beside you. “I just think you should fight Anakin because he’s not kind, even if you think he’s handsome.” He says handsome with all the intonation of a boy discovering cooties for the first time.
You shrug, eat another handful of popcorn, and seemingly see the light. “Alright, I’d fight him. I suppose I already have your dad, right? I don’t need any more handsome men in my life. Two is enough.”
“Yeah,” Hotch says, flicking on the light, “I’d say so.”
Jack jumps, upending another wave of popcorn onto the floor. You grab the bowl, and Jack has enough wits about him to hop over the spilled kernels rather than crush them as he presents himself to Hotch for hugging.
“Hi!” Jack says.
He’s getting longer. It takes Hotch more effort than it ever used to to pick him up and pat his back. “Hi, buddy. Nice jammies, those are new ones. Is Y/N giving you gifts again?”
“She always gives me gifts.”
“I’m buying your love,” you say, shielding your eyes from the glare of the big light.
“I love it,” Jack says.
Hotch puts him back down on the ground with a kiss. “You should. Did you have a good day? Sorry I was working, I missed our Saturday.”
“Dad, it’s okay, you always work. We went to the store and we got candy, and now we’re watching Star Wars and you’re back, so it’s okay.” Jack beams and puts his hands behind his back. “Will you watch it too?”
“Sure, buddy, I just have to wash up. Did you have dinner?”
“Y/N made me lasagna from scratch, even the pasta,” Jack says.
He sounds deeply, sincerely loved. His pride at having you put time and care into the meal is evident, and Hotch knows that he and Jack are incredibly lucky to have you and to have Jack be able to experience it. Something as nondescript as dinner can make all the difference.
You sit on the couch still, a touch bashful. “It didn’t take long.”
“Was it delicious?” Hotch asks Jack.
Jack nods hard enough to hurt his neck, head bobbing up and down. “The best!”
“Well, she deserves a good thank you, huh? For taking such good care of you today?” He lowers his voice to a whisper. “What should we do for her, in return? Did you have dessert?”
“No,” Jack whispers back.
Alright, then that’s what they’ll do. You treat Jack like he’s a found treasure, and you love Hotch as easily as breathing. Hotch takes Jack’s smaller hand in his and gives you a look that promises the world’s most squeezing hug after they’ve procured dessert. “Can you pause the movie, honey?” he asks you. “We’ll be right back.”
You shake your head at him, but your smile isn’t easy to hide. “Your dinner’s under the grill,” you say.
He adores you more, somehow. “Thank you.”
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a better father / Aaron Hotchner
summary. All Hotch wanted was to get a second chance to be a better dad. And now that you were offering him this chance, he fears he might have failed already.
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a/n. I got this idea with the episode from season two when Haley comes and she tells Hotch that he forgot about an appointment for Jack and I was like omg I need to do something with that so here's sad Aaron again
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Being an FBI agent and a dad was sometimes hard to combine. Hotch knew something about that.
He had a lot of regrets about Jack. Not being there much when he was a baby, not seeing his first steps, hearing his first word, and missing so many memories that were nicely caught on camera by Haley. Things he could never make up for.
And no matter how often Jack could tell him that he didn’t hold any grudge against his dad, Hotch still felt bad most of the time. Wishing he could get a second chance to be a better dad.
At some point, he accepted that it would never happen. He was getting older, and the morality wanted him to date women close to his age. Which wasn’t a bad thing at all. He had wonderful dates with them. But none of them wanted to have a child. Some already had one, some never wanted to get pregnant, and some simply couldn’t. And of course it was never a cause of a breakup—or stop seeing them, because Hotch didn’t date most of them. Hotch simply accepted he won’t be a dad again.
Then he met you.
You were an old friend of JJ's that he met at her birthday. Your work made you travel around the world for many years, which explained your absence during the past parties and you being unknown to most of the team. But you were back in town, ready to meet new people and start a new life.
Hotch never believed in fate.
But he was sure he was destined to meet you.
You were so full of life, acting like a ray of sunshine in every room you were in. And not that he considered himself dark, but he had to admit that his life and job had quite an impact on how he perceived himself. As someone who wasn’t very funny or joyful to be around. Not a very good dad or a nice partner. And sometimes, not even a great boss.
His life was pretty much in black and white. And when you came around, you brought colors with you.
It started that very first night, when you spent almost an hour sitting outside with Aaron. Drinking and watching the stars.
“Shouldn’t you be with JJ?” He asked after you finished a conversation about your favorite countries to visit and the one you recommended for someone like him.
“Don’t know,” you replied, shrugging. “I like being with you.”
Aaron could blame the alcohol for the redness on his cheeks, but you both knew it was insecurity and flattering. It’s been a long time since someone pointed out how they liked spending time with him. He felt…alive, knowing that you wanted to be around him.
And you weren’t lying for a single second. “You’re an interesting man, Aaron Hotchner. You need to let people see that.” you added, giving him a little shoulder bump. You kept your shoulder against his for a second. You loved the little smile your words created and the sparks that appeared in his eyes.
You felt lucky that you were one of the few people he offered a glimpse of the real him.
It started with coffee dates once a week. Before he went to work, and while you were still discovering your new life back in town, you met at the same coffee shop for an hour. You talked about everything, more life than work. You wanted to see Aaron, and not Hotch, the man JJ told you about.
Even if she gave you such a good description of him that you were already willing to give him your heart without any hesitation.
You loved discovering new things about him every week.
Each smile was breaking the wall around him.
Each time he put his hand on yours was him installing himself in your life.
And each kiss was you giving your heart to each other.
These coffee dates were still a thing.
They just happened every day, at the place you were now sharing together.
And not only did you give him a lot of things already, you offered him the chance he thought wouldn’t come again, which he sadly accepted.
To be a dad again.
You were four months pregnant, and it wasn’t always as easy as it seemed. Either the stress that comes from work or the fact Aaron still felt like he was too old for this, for you. But he was trying his best to make things as perfect as they could be. He was leaving the BAU earlier than before, and every day off was for Jack and for you.
And every night, he made sure to have at least half an hour with you in the baby’s room to talk about the future.
But sometimes, dealing with both situations can be difficult. And today was another proof.
What was supposed to be a calm office day turned out to be more rough and animated. A new case came in the morning and turned out to be in town.
Hotch was part of the team that went out to catch the unsub. He was going less on the field these days. There was a selfish reason behind that: he didn’t want to stress you or miss anything important with the baby. But the case being in Virginia, he took the opportunity to follow Spencer and Emily outside while JJ stayed with Penelope, like the good old days.
“God, I wish every case were as simple as this one.” Emily said when they came back to the car, the unsub was with the police officers. And Hotch had to admit it was pretty easy this time. He couldn’t wait to tell you about this one, how good it felt to be back there.
He could already hear you say something like, “We’ll tell our baby how their dad is a superhero,” which reminded him of when Jack used to see him like that. He hoped your baby would feel the same about him.
What if they hated him? What if they blame him for being away, for not doing enough? What if someone terrible happened to them because of his job?
Most of the time, Hotch managed to put these bad ideas away. And when he couldn’t, he found comfort in your arms. That’s what he needed right now.
He only had one thing to do: check on JJ and Penelope once he was back at the office to conclude his report and make sure everybody could go back home soon. Him included.
When Hotch entered Penelope’s office, he was welcomed by her confused and surprised face. “Sir? What are you doing here?” she asked. She got up and took a few steps towards him to make sure she wasn’t hallucinating.
“What do you mean what am I doing here?” he asked, even more confused than her.
And the confusion just kept growing when he looked around and noticed Penelope was alone. “Where is JJ?”
“Hmm, at the hospital?” From her tone, Hotch could tell that Penelope assumed he was supposed to know about her absence and the reason behind it. “[Y/N] called her?” This wasn’t a real question, because Penelope was there when you called. She heard you. But she couldn’t understand why she would know about that before Hotch.
And he couldn’t believe what he just heard. Sure, it made sense that you would call JJ if you needed help. She was one of your emergency contacts. But why wouldn’t you call him?
Looking for his phone to check on you, Hotch realized his mistake.
He forgot his phone at his office. And spend the whole day assuming you were fine.
Before Penelope could explain the situation, or maybe she did, but he didn’t listen, Hotch ran to his office. He probably jostled some people in the rush, and there was a high possibility that he forgot to apologize. But it wasn’t his priority. Especially not when he grabbed his phone and saw the notification.
Six missing calls.
Around ten texts.
All from you.
You’ve got awful cramps when you wake up, and nothing would make them go away. You spent most of your day in bed, crying—which you didn’t tell Aaron, but he could hear the tears in your voice in one of your voicemails. You were asking him to come and bring you to the hospital to make sure the baby was doing fine.
But he never answered.
“I called JJ; she’s coming. Please don’t worry and text me when you see this. I love you,” said the last one.
When he dialed your phone, Hotch met your answering machine.
He kept trying during the drive to the hospital. But all he could hear was your joyful voice asking to leave a message and that you would call back later.
Never has Aaron needed to hear your voice so badly as right now.
The hospital wasn’t too far away from the bureau. Which didn’t prevent him from driving way above the limits. Not that he cared this time.
Even if Aaron had prepared his speech in the car to appear calm, he lost his words right when he made his first step in the hospital. Being there was scary. Hopefully, when he arrived, the first person he saw was JJ. He rushed to her, almost scaring her from the way he grabbed her arm.
“Where is she? How is she? And the baby?”
“Slow down, breathe for a second,” she replied, putting a hand on top of his to try and reassure him. “She is fine. And the baby too.”
The seven words that he needed to hear the most.
“I was supposed to bring her home, but she’ll be happy to have you.” JJ added with a sweet smile. If someone could understand Aaron’s position here, it was her.
Once she indicated to him the room you were staying in and he introduced himself to the nurse, Aaron rushed to meet you.
He was relieved to see you, for real. Sitting on the bed with your eyes closed. He took a second to look at you. Aaron hated that feeling in his stomach. He didn’t realize that until now, there was a quiet thought in his head saying that maybe he wouldn’t see you again.
But you were there, looking better than he imagined you would.
And when you opened your eyes and saw the man you love in front of you, you lit up the whole room with your eyes. “Aaron, you’re here!”
“Of course, I am,” he sighed, with a tired smile. He finally walked up to you and accepted the arms you were opening for him. It’s been a long time since a hug had felt this good for him. He let it go for a few seconds, closing his eyes and enjoying the feeling of having you close to him like that. He imagined you were home, in your bed, on a Sunday morning. Not at the hospital.
Then everything hit him back. You, being sick and pregnant. Him, not being here for you.
Aaron kissed your forehead before cupping your face with his hands. “What happened?”
“The doctor said it wasn’t serious. Sometimes you get cramped and sick during the second semester. Basically, the baby is telling me to relax and stop overworking.” You replied with a soft laugh that wasn’t effective enough to stop him from frowning. “Love, we are both fine.”
“But I wasn’t there.”
It hurt you how his voice sounded so sad.
You heard Aaron speaking when he was physically hurt. And you already hated the way he would contain the pain by gritting his teeth, making his voice sound deeper and heavier. You always thought he was blaming himself for not being careful enough, which explained the tone.
But this time it was different. Aaron sounded like he hated himself for what he thought was a disappointment for you. But for him, mostly. His voice was broken, almost unintelligible. Like he didn’t want to be heard. And deep down, even if it was a part of his life you’d barely ever talked about, you knew where this was coming from.
"Aaron," you said softly, asking him to focus on you and not his pain. "I'm good. We're good.”
When he finally looked up to you, you met his red eyes. “These moments, they’ll happen again, you know.”
He let out a sad sigh. “That’s not what I want.”
“I know, but you can’t blame yourself for that. This is your job. And we all accept it,” you said. You took one of his hands to put on your rounded belly. “She does too.”
Aaron opened his mouth to reply and argue on how this wasn’t the family dynamic he wanted for his second child. Not again.
But no sound left his mouth. Which made you smile. This was exactly the reaction you expected from your so serious and composed boyfriend.
“She?” he finally replied, this time the glow in his eyes being replaced by happiness and surprise.
“The doctor did an ultrasound to make sure everything was alright. And this little princess inside finally decided to stop the mystery around herself.” You explained, but it would be a miracle if Aaron even heard you. You couldn’t help but laugh at his reaction: his mouth open, his eyes going from yours to your belly like he was trying to comprehend what you said. “We’re having a baby girl, Aaron.” This time, you couldn’t contain your own tears.
This was all Aaron needed to put all his stress behind. He couldn’t think about his job and everything that came with it when now he knew that in a few months, he would hold in his arms the miracle he couldn’t wish for anymore. A daughter that will be the result of the love he had for you. A daughter that he will love as much as he loves you. As much as he loves Jack.
Even if he still couldn’t speak, you could tell he was as excited as you by the situation. But there was still one thing that was waiting to be clarified.
“And wanna know the best part?” you asked, slowly caressing your cheek. “She’ll be the biggest daddy’s girl and will always love you. When you’re home, at work, or away. You’ll hold a special place in her heart, forever, Aaron Hotchner.”
Being an FBI agent and a dad was sometimes hard to combine. But Aaron knew that he was fighting alone to find the perfect balance between both.
He had you. And a perfect family to make sure he was a great man and a great father.
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Bruce being uncertain about having kids is something else I love about Gotham Knights.
At this point, he has not adopted anyone and Jason is dead. He even has a nightmare where it is implied that he is afraid adopting Dick or letting Dick be closer would lead him to his death, that Jason died because he was so close to Bruce.
It showcases how Bruce sees family as something you consent to, something you choose, not something you have no say about. He made his own family after losing his, so others should be able to do so too. He sees them as his kids, he WANTS them to be his kids, and the fact that he mentions the possibility that he has kids prove that. (Or when he answers "yes" before "no" when asked if he has kids) BUT he refuses to call them "his children" if he doesn't have the green flag from them. And the kids do refute that is not their father when he is called so (even Dick AFTER he is adopted, which could be blamed on the writers).
However, there is this issue where Dick picks up Tim from school and takes him to WE, where they wait for Bruce to finish work by treating the building as a playground. Anyone that has read this issue will agree that Dick and Tim are brothers in this, it's clear. But also, who would be able to enter the building of a company and play in it without anyone stopping them if not the children of the boss? For an adult and a teen unrelated to the company to be able to go around and run from rooms to rooms, they must be the boss' kids. And like, why are they here for, if not because their "dad" promised to take them out somewhere? I forgot if a reason is given, but if Tim and Dick needed to talk about anything, they could have gone to the manor and wait for Bruce there. They are neither biologically or legally his children (yet), but their behavior shows that they still are his. There is no way the people working at WE don't see them as Bruce's sons, because they would not let them do that if they weren't. Which makes it even more stupid when they deny Bruce being a father figure to them. Everyone can see that you are his kids.
Another thing that is so funny about this is when Bruce tells Jack Drake he doesn't know if he has children, because how do you tell someone that his son is also your son emotionally? "How can you not know if you have children?" "Well, I'm not sure your son would like it if I also call him mine." Problems only Bruce "children-thief" Wayne could have.
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