#Forgive him hes a dumbass
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a-usernamelol · 20 days ago
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MATTY!!
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HAVE A VERY MERRY HAVE A NICE DAY FROM ALLAN LMAO
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pidgydraws · 1 month ago
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i was too fucked up at the time to be able to take part in this fandom during season 1 and WHAT (O A O) i am realizing is that there was a really loud subsection of peeps who were SO MEAN to the goodest, saddest, most pathetic boy in Piltover. and i do NOT get it????
bullying him? valid. hella valid. everyone should bully Jayce. but vilifying him?!?! WUHH???? when everyone was up-in-arms after episode 6 i thought it was just people being incensed over Viktor~ but NAH! some people really wanted to hate him! (and how could literally everyone not have been sobbing their eyes out on his behalf at the time??????)
Everyone in Arcane is fucked up~ but the idea that people would see this foolish idealist - this brilliant, naive boy - who's so full of love that he'd rather DIE than be unable to effect positive change in the world... some would see him be manipulated, make bad choices, be blinded by his own place in the world, and struggle and claw to find a way to be good, do good, and save the people he loves~ see him LEARN from and GRIEVE his every wrong turn, and would still VILIFY HIM???? dammmnnnn~
((O v O)) i'm glad i wasn't here for that. Jayce isn't even my favourite character, but i'm dumbfounded on his behalf. i was NOT watching the same show as a percentage of people. and that's WILD to me.
If anything~ learning that just makes me love him even more now. I was always, and will always be, on team: "Jayce did everything wrong and he is still the most good boy."
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loch-detected · 10 months ago
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me trying to find a legends arceus fic without kamado bashing, me trying to find a legends arceus fic without ingo being the main focus, me trying to find a legends arceus fic that doesn’t have volo being shipped with the player, me trying to find a fic with actual characterization of kamado, me trying to find a fic where it’s survey corps or background character centered, me trying to find a good kamado fanfic, me trying to find
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galaxy-shapeshifter · 8 months ago
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I love Roy so much. He's the prime example of an emotionally neglected child who becomes a very overboard dad.
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HIS DAUGHTER HAS AN OWIE!! SHE NEEDS A DOCTOR!
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daystud · 4 months ago
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"we will meet again even if now we are separated" my ass he's not real anyways and i see him everyday everytime i log in ☠️
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vcrses · 2 years ago
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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #7
[Read the fic here first]
Kinn and Porsche were fighting - it was evident from the moment Chay had sat down in Kinn’s fancy Range Rover. It became even more evident when they both started talking to Chay. 
Only to Chay.
“Chay, isn’t it such a beautiful day out today?” Porsche asked.
“It’s so muggy outside, I personally wouldn’t call it beautiful,” Kinn replied, looking at Chay through the rearview mirror.
“Well, Chay, not everyone appreciates the beauty of a summer day,” Porsche said, turning back in his seat to grin at him. “Some rich jackasses are too concerned about their hair getting a little frizzy in the muggy weather.”
“Uh…”
“Chay, I hope you’re wearing sunscreen! Some simple-minded idiots think that science is fake and that a lotion can’t possibly fight the sun, but I know you’re no simple-minded idiot!” Kinn said, smiling with too many teeth.
“HAHAHA!” Porsche laughed, eyes bugging out unnaturally and his cheeks taking on a lurid red hue. “At least I’m not an outdated, obsolete, old, wrinkly sack of garbage who thinks LOL stands for lots of love!”
Chay sighed as Kinn started talking about how at least he wasn’t “an absolute baboon of a person who believed that he could beat gravity if he gained enough muscle mass.” 
He should have brought headphones.
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coffeeandcalligraphy · 2 years ago
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brainwave is realizing Lonan is NOT the fallen angel (Harrison is)
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fertbutt · 2 years ago
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forever sick and tired of the way tiktok teens and society in general treat homeless people. yes, I'm sorry the man thats been violently rejected from society and denied his human dignity was rude to you that one time, but jesus christ please just have an ounce of empathy. homeless folks are, surprise, actual people, with personalities and preferences and dietary restrictions. homless people are allowed to not like certain foods. their control over their lives has literally been stripped away from them, atleast give them the choice of what they eat. all of the comments on this post are people fantasizing about harassing a disenfranchised person because he was mean. just because a homeless person wont play into your weird savior fantasy doesnt mean theyre undeserving of food or money or even just basic decency. always remember that we are all just a couple bad days away from being just like them, on the streets with literally nowhere safe to stay, being judged by well-off white women masquerading as progressive activists and expecting you to act like theyre mother theresa.
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boyobjectifier · 1 year ago
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me: man why do i have so many things wrong with me and why do they usually translate into kinks
me, after arguing with my literal mother and talking it out with Bee: oh
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ecstasybeing · 2 years ago
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sooooo last night our gunslinger showed up with a NEW character after the 1 month timeskip we had so i guess we don’t have a gunslinger anymore, instead we have a tall protective himbo with an eyepatch and im not complaining
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vendettamuses · 2 years ago
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@moonspower SAID: [ PLAY ]:          while sitting together, the sender absently lifts the receiver’s hand, idly running their fingertips across the lines of their palms, mapping out every inch of their hand with slow, lazy touches. harry!
⚔️ Prompts That Make Me Go 👀 // CLOSED ⚔️
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The sudden gesture seems to startle the older man. He jumps a bit, seemingly dazed by the contact before looking over at Virote.
VOLITION: Relax. He's just touching your hand.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Fuck yeah! First base!
ENCYCLOPEDIA: This is most certainly not first base.
INLAND EMPIRE: Regardless, you're not sure how to feel about it.
PERCEPTION (TOUCH): His caresses are gentle. Uncoordinated but delicate and considerate. His hands are smooth and pale compared to your own. Yours? Yours are calloused and rough, and your palms are vibrant red from the constant flood of alcohol breaking up the capillaries to the point of leaving the delicate skin there permanently stained a vibrant crimson hue.
YOU: When was the last time I felt someone touch me like this?
INLAND EMPIRE: Don't. Don't try to answer that question. Don't even think about it.
VOLITION: You won't like the answer. Let's just say it's been a long time and leave it at that.
EMPATHY: He's studying you. Gently. Kindly. Admiring you in the most subtle of ways.
LOGIC: Or maybe, he's reading your palm?
ENCYCLOPEDIA: Palm reading is a spiritual practice wherein it is believed that the shapes and angles of the creases between your fingers and palms can be used to read your destiny, including your romantic prospects, occupation outcomes, and the status of any accomplishments you may or may not wish to fulfill.
YOU: That sounds cool! Does it work?
LOGIC: No.
CONCEPTUALIZATION: Of course it does! We are all made of stardust. Time and space are cosmically intertwined concepts. Your fate and your destiny and predetermined, and life is merely a maze you partake in with your choices. Ultimately though, the outcome is beyond your grasp. All you get is a handful of clues. Literally. Look at your palms - they hold the secrets of your future, Harry!
YOU: Whatever the future holds, palms or not, I just hope Virote stays in it.
He watches Virote for a moment, blinking after a long minute of staring and seemingly coming back to his senses. Slowly, ever so slowly, he curls his fingers around Vi's. He's gentle as he can possibly be, his wrist twitching as he strains to remain controlled in the move. He has no idea how the other man will react, but he's been conditioned to expect the worst. A yell, a sharp slap, a warm hand to be pulled from his grasp when he needs it most.
When it doesn't come, he looks over at Virote with a nervous grin. Oh shit, he has no idea what to say now. Think of something!
"Ha... Were you reading my palm?"
NOT THAT SOMETHING.
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donghoonie-3 · 2 years ago
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I hate him sm 🧍
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medicinemane · 4 months ago
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I once was talking with my pharmacy manager about... democracy, about how while there's plenty of stupid people in the world we'd all probably prefer didn't vote, that it was very very hard to actually make a line that makes sure only wise people vote while keeping all the idiots out
And I basically said to him "think of all the doctors and pharmacists you know who are smart, well educated people, who you 100% don't think make good choices"
From the look and his face, I'd say that spoke to him (it's incredible how many smart idiots there are in the world, isn't it?)
Anyway, I make that point because it much more addresses the whole concept of... lets call it democracy of the fit
Like it sounds great till you actually take even one second to think about it. It's almost like trying to draw any line in the sand for who it's ok to disenfranchise is not only dumb and ineffective, but also super dangerous. Ah man, I'm sorry, you scored too low on this test which happens behind closed doors and is graded by my political ally... it's not like you disagreeing with me had anything to do with that
(I'd hope we don't even need to touch on why the idea that testosterone levels are a really stupid useless way to decide who gets to vote, cause if that's true then we don't even have to disenfranchise anyone, we can just give out steroids and have the best country in the world... or is it only naturally produced T that makes you a free thinker?)
oh hey just in case anyone who left twitter is wondering how things are going over there
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last night elon tweeted a 4chan screenshot (with bonus antisemitic text in the OP image) advocating for only “high status males” in government and the implied repeal of women’s suffrage. Cool cool cool
#as if elon musk is a free thinker instead of someone that gets lead around by the nose nonstop#and seriously; you'll forgive me if I give hormone levels absolutely zero credit when it comes to intellectual inner workings#...mhh... I'm reminded of someone I know who was talking to me and saying he thought that low testosterone#was causing him to have trouble focusing on things#and it's like... my dude...#you have ADHD; just the other day you were talking to me about when you were younger and spent years talking to a therapist about this#and how they had you on medications to help you with your ADHD... and... you're not on any meds right now#perhaps you less need testosterone and more need... your ADHD meds#but to be clear; this is the guy I'll refer to sometimes on here as Dr Jekyll and Mr Dumbass#cause he's capable of being either real smart; or saying the stupidest edgy shit you've ever seen#...and... I honestly feel like there's a strong correlation between which of those he is and how much weed he's been smoking#but like... people get way to fixated on estrogen and testosterone... especially dudes getting fixated on... well... both of those actually#'the soy has too much estrogen; it'll make me a woman' that's... that's not how any of this fucking works#'if I just got on testosterone everything would be cured for me' often... you hear those ads and they talk about stuff like hair loss#I had a teacher in high school who was bald specifically cause he had too much testosterone#he was quite literally a big bearded bald mountain man; lived up in the mountains with no running water#would come into town on his motorcycle and shower at the YMCA and then taught at our school; everyone still to this day loves him#real great teacher in a lot of ways... and I think he'd be the first to say you're stupid of you think his testosterone is what makes him#people are their choices and their thoughts and their actions; not just a readout of hormones#just such an idiotic shit show of an idea on how the world works#'oh lets just have a council of high testosterone men... and autistic' my dude you're being fucking weird and fucking stupid#I'd love if only people with good ideas could vote; but there's literally no way to make that happen#and lets be blunt that no one would agree on what that looks like; and in the end that's called a dictatorship#where a select group of people who are so smart that they'll always vote for the leader has a sham democracy#so we're not doing that; and since we're not doing that I'm just telling you that there's no way to weed out stupid voters#and again; T levels is the stupidest of them all; cause if that's true just give everyone steroids#this is just so stupid; and it's being said by someone who can't even understand how stupid they are#(which... is most people who spout alpha bullshit; which anyone who knows anything knows alpha stuff in wolves was dropped)#(and the person who said this actually has no value was the person who put forward the idea)#(realized his model was messed up by the situation the captive wolves were in and it wasn't actually true in the larger world)
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raeathnos · 8 months ago
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#hello hi I am so fucking burnt out 🫠 pls forgive me if I’m inactive for a bit or real fucking weird if I am here#I was supposed to have a 3 day weekend but an hour before I was done it got turned into another 6 day week soooooo 🙃#we had terrible storms yesterday and I worked with no power and then came home to no power (it didn’t come back till 8:40pm hELP)#cat had a vet appointment which ended up being super emotionally draining and upsetting#his heart disease has worsened and he’s on more medication#and though none of these things are ever set in stone it’s looking more and more likely that he won’t live as long as a typical cat#I uh thought I was okay and then just kind of completely broke down sobbing last night#and I can’t really think too hard about it without bursting right back into tears#he’s only 6 and a half and the sweetest cat and it’s not fair#trying to stay positive but I feel so bad for him#gonna love him as much as I can for as long as he’s here which is hopefully still for a long while#it’s not a dire situation it’s just the disease progressing but like it’s still hard#dealing with too much rn#we were expecting the vet bill to be about $400 but then opted to do a few extra things and it pushed it to $750 so ouch#we’re fine we had it saved but you know how it is#he expensive but he’s worth every penny <3#I also injured my knee so that’s fun- tore something in it I think#it’s not as bad as it was but it’s still painful and swollen and hard to bend#my dumbass is going hiking tomorrow despite this because it’s the first weekend that isn’t supposed to rain since like March#so as soon as I get out of work tomorrow I’m fucking off into the woods for a few hours to go be feral#probably bad for the knee but it’ll be good for the mental health#works only a half shiift tomorrow too and I’ll be done in the am so it should still feel like a long weekend#kinda bummed about it still tho#pls stop depending on me to pick up everyone’s slack kthnxbye#I’m so fucking tired 🫠#on the bright side I have next weekend requested off and it’s only gonna be a 4 day work week because of the holiday#there’s a rock and mineral show here next weekend and I am very excited#gonna buy some neat rocks hopefully 👍🏻#and assuming the weather is good next weekend and my knee doesn’t worsen I’m gonna fuck off into the woods again afterwards to be feral#gotta go rot in the woods for a bit to fix the soul; yall know how it is
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dixiedingo · 11 months ago
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Once I move out I'm fucking done. I'm cutting ties with that man I don't care how much everyone screams and cries about how fucking selfish I am I'm through. I should not be obligated to take care of a man who beat me and stole from me to feed his addiction and then tore down my psyche because mommy didn't hug him enough either. Fuck you.
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amarithecat · 2 years ago
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Off the top of my head oooo Tucker. Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.
"Middle child" of a friend group of kings who's the unruly, improper one of the group. You don't know much about his backstory other than "My dad used to be king, but he was horrible, so overthrew and exiled him." Come to find out it wasn't just his dad who was exiled but his nine older brothers who start coming back into his life after seven or so years. As you get to know the brothers, you discover that they're all (save for one who's still figuring things out, but even he isn't necessarily bad) decent people. Very broken, some more than others, but decent men. Tucker exiling and slandering them made their already terrible lives even worse, and in one brother's case his wife and kids' lives too. As they return and reconnect, he discovers that most of the brothers, except for the one with the family, forgive him for his actions.
It's eventually revealed that his reason for doing this, despite his brothers being nowhere near as evil as his dad, is that he felt abandoned by them. The brothers were close until their mother died, then they drifted apart. Overthrowing his dad was something he'd been planning for a while. Wanting things to go back to how they were and knowing they were ALL miserable, Tucker gave all of his brothers multiple chances to join him, or at least offer help and support. They all refused for reasons ranging from "It's a bad idea" to "I have too much in my own life to worry about now." Once the dust settles, all that remains is a very volatile and emotional 16 year old boy who has just made himself king by force, and his first decree? To send his "evil" family somewhere far, far away, never to be seen again.
I definitely think that if I'm ever fortunate(?) enough to garner a fandom, he'd spark a lot of debate. "He caused a lot of suffering because of a selfish decision he made and doesn't deserve forgiveness" vs. "He was a traumatized 16 year old pumped full of adrenaline when he made said decision and is trying to make things right now."
question for oc enjoyers: which of your ocs would spark a debate so heated it got an entire fandom poll tournament shut down
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