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Some fancy Minor Fam✨

for @suzteel 💖

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tfw u miss the clause in your contract that says your boss can opt to use u to warm his lap at all times

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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #14

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A phantom hand was holding flowers in the hallway. The body was hidden behind a column, and Big recognised who the person was simply from the childishness of the whole act.

"What do you want, Porsche?"

Porsche stepped out of his hiding place with a sheepish smile on his face. "My best friend's forgiveness?"

Suppressing a migraine and an eye roll all in one, Big sighed. "You don't need my forgiveness."

"But you agree that you're my best friend?"

"No."

Porsche chewed on his lip and took nervous, baby steps closer to Big, holding the flowers out between them like a shield. "Will you accept this token of my affection?"

Big grabbed the flowers just to force the whole ordeal to end.

"Um," Porsche mumbled, forcing Big to stop in his way again. "A-Are we even?"

Gritting his teeth, Big turned back around to face Porsche. He really wasn't angry at Porsche for punching him, some part of him even felt as if he had deserved it, but forcing him to accept flowers in his place of employment, while his subordinates watched was making him really, really angry.

"We will only be even if you let me beat you to death with this fucking bouquet, you nimrod!"

Behind Porsche's shoulder, a cold and dreadful sight greeted Big. The face of the devil stared back at him, and the devil was pissed.

Big would care if he ever took Kinn seriously.

Rolling his eyes, he hugged the bouquet back to his chest. "Is what I would say to you if I wanted to be unemployed," he said. "We're fine, dumbass. Go makeout with Kinn or whatever it is that you do."

Porsche beamed, his cheeks flushing happily. "Sir, yes, sir!" he exclaimed, saluting Big enthusiastically as he practically skipped away. "P'Kinn, did you hear Big admit that we're best friends?"

Big shuddered in disgust at the anger fading off Kinn's face as Porsche wrapped his arms around him, and stomped away.

He was happy that they were happy - no, he really was - but did they have to be so fucking disgusting about it?

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give me an hour or two :)

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ep 14 is delayed by a couple days bc i'm being dragged away by family! see ya in a day or two at most :)

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The Situationship - verses | KinnPorsche: The Series

“What about kissing?” Porsche asked and his heart did a weird thing where it twisted all the way around his lungs and then plunged to his stomach.

Kinn raised a brow at that, and wow, Porsche really needed him to stop doing that asap. “What about kissing? I feel like as the resident straight boy here, you should take the lead on this conversation.”

Porsche swallowed. “Well, do you kiss your boyfriends? In front of your friends and family?”

Kinn shrugged, and for once, the movement didn’t seem entirely effortless. “Sometimes.”

“Okay, then,” Porsche said, licking his suddenly dry lips. With tingly fingers, he added to the contract: Non-sexual kissing allowed to fool participant K’s brother.

[ Kinn, under pressure from the patriarch of the Theerapanyakun family, entices Porsche to enter a fake, contractual relationship with him. In return, Porsche gets money, a sexuality crisis, and a headache. ]

Chapter: 13 of 14

Words: 104,910

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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #13.2

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In the depths of Kinn’s mansion, there was a room that Porsche had never stepped foot into. The door to the room remained locked each time Porsche tried to open it, and no one in the staff seemed to know what it held. Kinn disappeared behind the door once in a while, but he refused to bring it up to Porsche and frankly, Porsche was too afraid to question him.

The locked door tormented Porsche day and night.

He imagined all sorts of things that Kinn could be hiding from Porsche behind that closed door - a torture dungeon, a gun room, a place to dissolve bodies - but he knew that the truth had to be worse than his imagination.

He stared at the closed door again, seized by the impulse to kick it down.

“Porsche?” Kinn’s voice said out of nowhere, and Porsche jumped, caught. “Why are you standing there?”

“Oh, I just…” Porsche swallowed, fidgeting nervously as Kinn walked to him. “Um. This room. I was wondering what you used it for.”

The tips of Kinn’s ears turned red, but his face remained otherwise blank. “Ah, just some storage.”

Porsche scuffed the tip of his shoe against the floor. “Can I see?”

“Uh,” Kinn froze, eyes wide. “I-It’s personal?” he said hesitantly.

Oh no, Porsche thought urgently. It’s worse than a body. It’s Tawan’s memories.

“Open the door or I’m kicking it down.”

Kinn swallowed nervously but stepped to the digital lock obediently. The code was 2222 and Porsche made sure to commit it to memory. The door creaked ominously as it opened, the room dark within. There were no strange odours inside, no chemical smell to indicate that bodies were being dissolved in there, which could only mean that the room stored photos of Tawan’s horrid face.

Maybe even his clothes, Porsche thought, sick to his stomach.

Kinn stepped in first, the back of his neck completely flushed, and turned on the lights. Porsche stared at the large posters covering the walls, the altar at the centre of the room, the shelves filled with photobooks and albums, and then turned back to Kinn, aghast.

“Why would you try to hide this from me?” he asked, pointing at the plethora of fan memorabilia scattered around the room. “Are you ashamed of being into K-pop?”

Kinn winced. “Dad said it was gay.”

Porsche blinked. Once, then twice. “It is,” he said gently, reaching for his boyfriend’s hands, “and so are you.”

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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #13.1

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Apasiri Theerapanyakun was not a woman many people dared to shout at, so she couldn’t help but be a little impressed as Kinn’s latest boytoy stood in front of her, completely sober, and yelled: “To scold your grown-ass son is one thing, but to do it in front of his employees? Woman, what is wrong with you?”

Apasiri felt her nostrils flare in anger. She was impressed, yes, but she also wanted to trip Porsche into a bush.

“Babe, please-” Kinn said again, wrapping his arms around Porsche’s waist and trying to tug him away.

“And another thing! You think you’re so cool but you’re actually just old so everyone’s too embarrassed to tell you that you’re kinda lame,” Porsche shouted.

Behind him, Tankhun hiccupped into another laugh, fresh tears springing to his eyes.

“Okay, enough,” Kinn interrupted, throwing Porsche over his shoulder and walking them away.

“Yeah, maybe that scar is cool, but your personality sucks butt!” Porsche continued screaming, his voice fading away in the distance. “It sucks butt, I said!”

Despite her anger, Apasiri felt something settle inside her. Porsche may be young, stupid and loud-mouthed, but he clearly loved Kinn enough to put his hand into the lion’s mouth. He was already doing what Tawan hadn’t done for Kinn in three years of their relationship - being loud about how much he loved Kinn.

And that was enough for her. That was all she wanted for her son.

She met Tankhun’s eyes again, and smiled. He grinned back, content.

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If you are in your 20s and depressed I want you to know this: As you age, I promise, you will acquire tools and perspective that will open your world in ways you cannot imagine right now. You will find levels of contentment and joy you never thought possible. You will access a deep understanding and forgiveness of yourself that comes just from hanging out long enough in the same body, and that forgiveness will change everything. Also you may have a regressive depression so intense and long-lasting that it feels like a traumatic brain injury. don't freak out it's normal

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ep 13 - sept 7, saturday ep 14 - sept 8, sunday

i either fucking post or i kms, so lets hope i get this shit done!!

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hello i just wanted to say that situationship is now my roman empire thats all thank you

have a lovely day <3

oof that's an extremely high compliment! thank you so much 💗

sorry for keeping you guys waiting so long, but i'm aiming for completion by sept 10! i'll keep everyone updated 👀

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red blue, kinn porsche | @mau-month

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Not to come on here and be a freak but HOLY SHIT I just read The Situationship all in one sitting, it’s 2am, I have no regrets. IT WAS SSO GOOD 😭😭 I am waiting with baited breath for the next chapter, whenever it’s finished *cue me hitting the refresh button religiously* thank you for writing such a wonderful, funny, and at times heart wrenching story. Poor Tem, poor Porsche, poor Kinn - I know my bbs will be okay, but I am quaking!!

((This is the first ask I’ve ever sent and I’m scawrd to do it off anon but I had to word vomit at you! Okay loved loved loved the story! Bye!)) xoxo

oh my god, hello lovely, beautiful, perfect person!! i'm sorry to tell you that you actually sent this ON anon, but please rejoice as you are my first ask ever on here 🎉🍾

i am so glad i opened tumblr today because this truly made my day 😭🫶🏼 thank you so much for your message, i am SO GLAD you've enjoyed it. i needed this little pump up bc i've honestly been losing faith in my writing at this point lol

as a little update, i'm done writing ep 13!!! i've got about 75% of the last chapter to write and then i'll post them one day apart - so we're almost to the end!

see you soon 👀

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Pairing: Kinn/Porsche

Rating: Explicit

Words: 9,655

Status: Completed

Now that April had said it out loud, the solution seemed so obvious. Of course the remedy to homophobia was to have gay sex with a gay man. Why didn't he think of it first?

[ or, Himbo!Porsche strikes again. ]

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Hey all!

Just to keep you guys up to speed, I'd been planning to post ep 13 on May 24 and ep 14 on May 27, but a couple of hours ago, I managed to permanently delete my draft for both off my laptop.

After one solid hour of panicking and getting a tummy ache because of anxiety, I've come to the conclusion that worse things can and will happen in life, and I can't let this make me crumble!

It's very sad that my document got deleted because it was some of my favourite writing that I've ever done, but eh. I couldn't recover it despite multiple attempts, and now I just gotta roll on forward.

Unfortunately, this will most likely push eps 13 and 14 forward. I really want to be done with this fic in May, and I'll keep trying, but I've just lost one whole month of progress. Please be patient with me 🫠

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Teen Wolf AU: In which pre-fire Derek was known as the town sweetheart and the nice kid and excellent student who helped everyone out, and everyone thinks Stiles will be a bad influence.  Based on this post.

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