#For meeee😁

[porcubus]

by sunsal__ on crepe

[hyunfelix]

that one move in serenade 🕺

[robothell]

strapped

[why-ami-not-asleep]

gonna call sm reps praying for luck 🙏

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

how did your willie get cuntier with the white in the hair and beard girl hello this is INSANE magnitude 9 earthquake

teehee 🤭 channeled smth esp sick and perverted into that piece i fear...... something Horrible is simmering on the horizon...................

[cdfreak]

armpits smell like straight bleach does anyone else hear the tolling of the bell

[baravaggio]

My queue always knows exactly what I need at any given time...love her so much for that

[girlstressed]

🤔🤨 ayo did Jacob Elordi just DM u??? Saying he wished Barry Keoghan was u?? 🤨🧐🧐🧐 and that they should reshoot the entire film??? And re-distribute it across 1000+ theaters on the globe?? 🤔 am I hearing my sources correct?

-rune (trust me I inside details)

this is real call all the tabloids and paparazzi jacob knows a star when he sees one

[mechawolfie]

went to turn on the bathroom fan (aka my privacy shield) but it didn't come on and instead of the rational thought of "I flicked the wrong switch", my first thought was "(scared) this is just like in Nope."

[jokerlennon]

my new fav form of entertainment is showing my irl besties the stupid shit ive been making recently hello my dear friend who's known me since i was literally less than a year old do you want to watch me implicitly call sir james paul mccartney of the beatles a slut for three minutes straight

[cazluvsu]

just found myself some new oshae/jrue content im levitating

WHAT RU GUYS DOING AROUND THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fryknave]

they make me so incredibly horribly viscerally insane this stupid fixation is never going to let me go is it .

[ashmp3]

LETS GET SEXYYYYYY

[skrunklybf-archived]

i slept for 2 hrs last night 😀

[dahliabug]

i get to unbox 150 sweet peas coming in from holland tuesday morning. i am going to have a heart attack, i can already feel it coming.

receiving a shipment or delivery of fresh flowers is always such a special and incredible feeling and nobody understands me!!!!

[moonlightcycle571]

Captain Marvel not understanding anything about technology yet somehow being a technopath

I think it should be established that Billy Batson knows nothing about technology. He was stuck in the time bubble for over 50 years, and even then (before during and after), he’s a street kid. Man’s still on radio and old vehicles.

Every time she leaned something slightly techie, he gets flabbergasted. Mispronounces the name of so many machines and has no idea what’s the differences between an IPod and an IPhone. He understands even less why Sam’s song is beefing with an apple???

Having said that, Captain Marvel can be terrifyingly proficient in tech at random times, and the reasoning behind it is so dumb that any tech-savie person in the vicinity are either banging their heads or foaming in jealousy.

Electrics use electricity. Cap is technically Living Lightning. And magical. All Cap needs to do is think about something for it to appear in the nearest screens.

Batman: the access to the security are heavily locked and would take to much time to enter from the outside

Marvel: I got it! *camera footage appear on the screen*

Batman: hn?

*or*

Oracle: I need to bypass multiple firewalls. The coding is so complex, but if you give me ten minutes-

Marvel: oh it’s cool *waves his hand*

Oracle: …

Oracle: did you crack the code by waving your hand…

Marvel: yeah I just swishes off the weird blocks

Oracle, inwardly: THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

Oracle, outwardly: *noticeably restrained* cool 🙂

*Or*

Marvel: Hey Vic, do you want to get milkshakes?

Cyborg: I can’t, the father box is acting up. I’ve been glitching all day.

Marvel: oh let me help

Cyborg: you can’t just-

Marvel: *slaps Victors shoulder* there!

Cyborg: … how???

Marvel: I asked nicely! 😁

Cyborg: I’m going to die now

Bonus:

Somewhere in a dark unused part of the watchtower, many capes gathered.

Barbara Gordon: Today we will welcome a new member to our support group. Introduce yourself, tell us why you’re here and will can start the meeting.

Roy Harper: Hi, I’m Arsenal, and today Captain Marvel broke my grenade launcher. He then felt bad and made me a pocket rocket launcher. Meaning it’s a rocket launcher but when I press a button, it turns into a small box for me to carry around. I asked him why make a rocket launcher and not a grenade launcher, and he asked me what’s the difference.

*echoes of ‘oooh’ and ‘welcome to the club’*

Tim Drake: I taught him on how to set a Facebook account and helped him set his profile. I go out to get an energy drink. I come back and he’s hacking conversations of the mafia, giving me info on the trafficking ring I’ve been tracking for a month.

*sympathising nods from everyone*

Jaime Reyes: Last Thursday, my scarab got scratched and was having trouble repairing itself. Marvel came in and put a bandaid on it. The worse part is… it actually worked.

*cue groans through out the room*