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From Ground Game to Aerial Showdowns: The Remarkable Evolution of NFL Offenses

By: Joseph Correa

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In the ever-evolving landscape of the National Football League (NFL), one of the most striking transformations has been the metamorphosis of offensive play. The journey from its early years' rudimentary, run-dominated tactics to today's sophisticated, high-octane passing games paints a vivid picture of strategic evolution. This story is not just about gameplay changes; it's a tale of innovation, adaptation, and revolution. It reflects the shifts in player skills, the advent of new technologies, and the strategic ingenuity of visionary coaches who have continually redefined the art of offense in football.

This article delves deep into this journey, tracing the footsteps of NFL offenses as they've evolved over the decades. We'll explore how tactical shifts have shaped the game, dissect the impact of rule changes, and celebrate the strategic masterminds behind the most iconic plays. From ground assaults to aerial spectacles, it illustrates that this game is in perpetual motion, always seeking the next level of excellence.

The Evolution of NFL Offenses

The Shift to Pass-Dominant Strategies

The NFL's tactical evolution from a run-centric to a pass-focused league is a testament to the ever-changing nature of the game. In the early days, the ground game reigned supreme, a strategy born out of necessity and simplicity. But as the years progressed, so did the plan. The emergence of the forward pass revolutionized the game, gradually shifting the focus from the trenches to the skies. By examining this transition, we gain insight into how the game has adapted to new challenges, evolving player talents, and the strategic foresight of coaches. This part of our journey explores the seismic shifts in offensive philosophy and the statistics that highlight this transformation.

Iconic Teams and Their Impact

Great teams leave a lasting legacy, and in the NFL, specific teams have been pacesetters in offensive innovation. We will delve into the stories of teams like the 1998 Denver Broncos, who mastered the art of balance, and contrast them with the aerial prowess of the 2018 Los Angeles Rams. These teams not only dominated their eras but also influenced the offensive strategies of future generations. Their approaches to offense, whether through a well-rounded attack or a pass-heavy game plan, have left indelible marks on the league's history.

Key Strategies and Innovations in Modern NFL Offenses

The Rise of the Shotgun Formation

One of the most significant tactical changes in NFL offenses is the increased use of the shotgun formation. In 2003, some teams barely used the shotgun, but by 2012, it had become a fundamental part of almost every team's offense. The Houston Texans had the lowest shotgun rate at 21.6 percent. In comparison, many teams used it in over 40 percent of their plays, with the Detroit Lions employing it in 71.3 percent of their snaps. This widespread adoption of the shotgun has correlated with increased effectiveness, as teams are generally more efficient when utilizing this formation​​.

Aggressive Playcalling and the Role of Analytics

A bold, risk-taking approach to playcalling has become increasingly prevalent in the modern NFL. This shift is primarily driven by the integration of analytics into the sport. Data-driven insights have led coaches to make more daring decisions, such as opting for fourth-down conversions or two-point attempts in scenarios that traditional playbooks would avoid. This section will explore how analytics has changed the game, offering case studies from pivotal matches where analytics-driven decisions have led to game-changing moments.

The Spread Offense Revolution

The spread offense, a strategy that revolutionized college football, has now found a firm footing in the professional league. This approach, characterized by spreading the defense across the field, has significantly increased passing plays and quarterback mobility. We will dissect the origins of the spread offense, its adoption in the NFL, and the tactical advantages it brings. The impact of this offensive strategy on quarterback roles, running-back utilization, and the overall dynamics of the game will be analyzed in detail.

The Emergence of Dual-Threat Quarterbacks

A direct consequence of evolving offensive strategies has been the rise of dual-threat quarterbacks. These quarterbacks, adept at passing and running, have added a new dimension to offensive playbooks. In this part, we'll profile notable dual-threat quarterbacks, examining their unique skills and how they've challenged traditional defensive schemes. The section will include statistical highlights and examples of how these dynamic players have reshaped offensive strategies in the NFL.

Statistical Comparison: A Deep Dive into Offenses Then and Now

Offensive Production Over the Years

The evolution of offensive production in the NFL is starkly evident when we examine the numbers. Since 2003, there's been a 2.4 percent increase in total plays from scrimmage. More notably, the yards generated by NFL offenses increased by 9.08 percent, indicating improved efficiency in moving the ball. This increase in yardage far exceeds the growth in the number of plays, highlighting the effectiveness of modern offenses. Furthermore, scoring has seen an even more significant boost, with touchdowns increasing by 9.23 percent since 2003, adding a substantial 985 more points overall​​.

Per-Play Effectiveness

Breaking down the offensive output on a per-play basis offers further insights. The average yards per carry increased slightly from 4.2 in 2003 to 4.3 in 2012, reflecting a marginal but notable improvement in the running game. In contrast, the leap in passing effectiveness is more pronounced, with net yards per attempt rising from 5.8 to 6.2 over the same period. This shift underscores the increasing dominance of the passing game in the modern NFL. NFL offenses gained an average of 5.4 yards per play in the recent season, up from 5.1 in 2003​​.

Running vs. Passing: The Changing Dynamics

The balance between running and passing has also shifted considerably. In 2012, there was a 7.9 percent increase in passing attempts compared to 2003, leading to a 15.4 percent increase in passing yards. This growth in passing yardage is almost double the increase in passing attempts, illustrating the heightened effectiveness of the passing game. Despite 583 fewer running plays in 2012 than in 2003, offenses managed to gain 98.4 percent of the rushing yards they did in the earlier year, indicating a more efficient use of the running game. Additionally, passing touchdowns increased by 15.3 percent over the last decade​​.

The Lasting Impact and Legacy of Offensive Innovations

Influential Offensive Schemes

Throughout NFL history, specific offensive schemes have dominated their eras and shaped future strategies. We examine the enduring impact of groundbreaking systems like the "K-Gun" offense of the 1990 Buffalo Bills, which revolutionized the no-huddle approach. This analysis highlights how these pioneering schemes have influenced playcalling, game strategy, and even game rules, leaving a lasting legacy in the NFL.

Trick Plays and Unconventional Tactics

The introduction of trick plays and unconventional tactics has brought an element of surprise and excitement to the NFL. This section delves into how coaches have used creativity to outmaneuver defenses, discussing specific examples of trick plays that have become legendary. The strategic importance of these plays in crucial game situations is analyzed, showcasing their impact on game outcomes and their contribution to the evolving art of offensive play in football.

The Future of NFL Offenses

As we look to the future, the NFL's offensive playbook continues to evolve. Integrating technology, analytics, and innovative coaching continues to push the boundaries of what is possible on the field. Emerging trends suggest a future where offenses become more dynamic, versatile, and unpredictable. This concluding section speculates on the future of NFL offenses, considering potential technological advancements, emerging player skills, and tactical innovations that could shape the next chapter in the NFL's offensive evolution.

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[astralwhat]

can i interest you in a specific variety of alabama miku

[mauvecherie-writes]

a win and ruined sheets: j.koundé

pairing: jules koundé x black!reader

summary: months apart had the both of you acting out of character for each other.

content tags: 18+ NSFW, MDNI, established relationship, fluff, google translated french, sexual content, oral sex [f receiving], unprotected sex, mild dirty talk.

ru’s 💌: finally a full written smut Jules scene lmao. It’s been a long time coming. this is for my Jules girlies especially @hopefulromantic1 and @queenshikongo3 [Serena you’ll see one part specifically for you, you’ll know when you see it 😉.] please comment, reblog and like 💋.

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A bright smile spread across his face when he walked further into his suite and you were there. Dressed in nothing but his Barcelona jersey and a pair of ‘Hot Girl’ bootie shorts. Your coiled curls sat in a high puff on your head with a scarf around your edges.

On your face was a smile that eclipsed his.

“Mon cœur!” [my heart] He exclaimed as he dropped his bags and opened his arms. You had already jumped off from the couch where you had been residing as you watched the highlights of the match against Austria. He played well throughout the entirety of the match and you couldn’t be more proud of your boyfriend. Representing his country on the world stage was something Jules was proud of and despite the fact you were unable to be there on the stands because of another commitment due to your job, as soon as you were done, you hopped on the first flight to Germany to be with him now.

You dove into his arms and wrapped your legs around his waist. The two of you tightly held onto each other. You buried your face into his neck and sniffed in his scent. He smelt like the Shea butter scented body wash you had bought for him months ago because you thought his old one contradicted his cologne too much. Jules secured his arms around your waist as he walked back to the sitting area and dropped us back on the couch which caused you to giggle.

You took your head out of the crook of his neck and cupped his cheeks and smiled at him.

“Hi, my baby. I’m so proud of you.” You gleamed up at him with the love reflecting in your eyes as you held his gaze. Jules sighed in content as he smiled and pecked your lips, humming softly as your thighs shifted to his waist.

“Merci, mon amour.” [thank you my love] He replied. “I wish you had been there but I’m so happy you’re here now. My heart is beating so fast now that you’re in my arms.” His words warmed your cheeks and you didn't stop the giggle that left your lips.

“I got on the first flight that I could so I would be with you tonight. Did you have any plans with the team to celebrate?” You asked as you played with the locks.

“Yeah the team had plans but I don’t care for them now. Would much rather spend time with you.”

“I like the sound of that.” You smirked at him. They haven’t been with each other physically in four months. An entirely too long of a distance as unfortunately, their jobs kept them apart. Nights full of sexting and phone sex could never replace the real connection the both of you share.

“Why don’t we order some room service and I light up some candles and we celebrate in our own way.” You smiled at him as you played with the pendant of his chain. Jules smirked as he squeezed your thigh.

“I like the sound of that.” He threw your phrase back at you which causes you to laugh. With one last kiss, you will yourself you pull away from him. As you freshened up, Jules had ordered room service, a full platter of your favourite dishes along with a couple of bottles of expensive champagne. The both of you had undressed and adorned your bodies in the lush white hotel robes as you shared the food and drink.

However, Jules kept you close. Never letting you stray away from him. He kept you in between his legs, his hands around your waist as he placed kisses along your neck.

“Four months away from each other.” He mumbled into your ear. “Ne faisons plus jamais ça." [Let’s never do that again.] He whispered in your ear.

“I promise baby.” You replied, giggling as you felt his lips tug on your ear. Since knowing Jules, you had taken it upon yourself to learn how to speak French as that was the language that he communicated with the most so you felt it imperative to also know the language.

“Tu m'as tellement manqué." [I missed you so much.] The words left your mouth as you turned your body and you placed your hand on his neck and pulled him down for a kiss. He moaned into your mouth as you sucked on his tongue as you pressed your body into his.

“Tu m'as manqué aussi.” [I missed you too.] He mumbled into your mouth as Jules’s hand came to the ties of your robe and pulled them apart. The fabric falls away from your body, exposing your voluptuous breasts to his greedy eyes.

“Touch me.” You whispered. Jules didn’t need any more instruction as his large hand covers your breast and pinches your nipple in between his fingers as he kneads the flesh. The kissing becomes heavier as you moan into his mouth. Each sound, a plea for him to do more.

Always the giver, Jules turned the positions of your body so that you were lying beneath him. You smile at him as he pulls the robe away from your body as he discards his before joining you once again on the bed. As he hovered above you, you trailed your fingers on his chest, scratching the soft hairs on his sternum.

He leaned down and captured your lips. The press of his body on yours, had you parting your legs wider as you whimpered into his mouth as his tongue passionately entangled with yours. As his body was slotted in between yours, moaning as you felt his heavy dick pressed against you. Your arousal built up even more as Jules began to subtly rub himself against you.

But it didn’t take long for Jules to find himself situated in between your legs, following the path to your haven with a trail of kisses. He placed your legs onto his shoulders as he wasted no time diving in. Your hands shot up and gripped onto the headboard of the bed she sucked on your clit oh so sweetly. Your hips took a mind of their own and rolled them back and forth into his mouth.

The sweep of his tongue against your sensitive bud was like a branding to your soul. You had missed his mouth on you so much and Jules was taking it. You moved one hand from the headboard to his thick locks and gripped on them.

He continued sucking on your clit harder, biting on it for stimulation before soothing it with a lick as his fingers prodded at your entrance. He started a new rhythm of his fingers and tongue on your pussy. Your eyes roll to the back your head as your thighs spasm around his head.

“Oh fuck! Jules!” You exclaimed as he sucked in your clit harder, thrusting his fingers faster inside of you, curling them so that they brushed on our sweet spot every time.

“Oh my god!” You screamed as Jules spanked the side of your thigh as the rush of your orgasm spread through your body. Stars exploded behind your eyes as your body convulsed and you almost blacked out from the intensity of your orgasm. Your hands caressed his hair as you rode out the waves of your high that were still wrecking your body.

Jules placed his hands on either side of your waist, bringing his own body to hover above yours. In between your legs, you could feel his hardness pressing against your thigh.

The desire was palpable between you. From your very first time with Jules, the both of you knew that you would be addicted to each other. These four months were the longest you’d even been apart since the beginning of your relationship so the need to feel him was strong.

He parted your legs and you got up to your elbows and searched for his lips. He drove his hand into your curls as he kissed you deeply. You slowly fell back onto the bed, your hands pressed onto his chest before sliding down to his abs and finally circling his waist.

Jules rubbed his dick against your entrance and you squirmed as you tried to angle your hips, feeling impatient - now wasn’t the time to tease you. Your eyes locked as you wrapped your fingers around his girth, pulling his dick towards you until his tip pierced through your opening.

The both of you gasped as he slid into you, deeper and deeper with every inch. Your hands grabbed ahold of his forearms as you adjusted yourself to his size. It didn’t matter how wet or how relaxed you were, his thickness took some time getting used to.

“Fuck, bébé. J'ai besoin de bouger.” [Babe. I need to move.] He whispered.

“I’m okay. Please move.”

You met him stroke for stroke, lifting your hips every time that he came down. He was slow, taking his time but you could tell that he was holding back by how tense his muscles were beneath your touch.

Suddenly, he pulled out of your heat.

“Jules?” You sounded confused but any question was left stuck in your throat when he wrapped his arms around your thighs and placed his mouth on your clit.

“Oh fuck!” You cried out in ecstasy as your back arched off the bed. His tongue rapidly lashed against your sensitive bud as you rolled your hips into his mouth, riding him. One hand came down and grabbed onto his thick locks, moaning as your eyes rolled to the back of your head.

“Jules! Oh g— uuuhhh!” You whined as your grip on his head tightened as you were about to come. Then he pulled away and thrusted back into you, the force of it taking your breath away. He kissed you wildly and passionately which caused you to gush around his dick as you tasted your sweetness that resided on his lips.

He dropped his head into the crevice of your neck as he hiked one of your legs into the bent of his elbow as he began to piston his hips into your body. You tried to meet the command of his thrusts but he was pressing you down, leaving you helpless as you took it all.

“This pussy is so good, fuck.” Jules groaned into your ear. The sounds of your skin slapping echoing across the room as his thrusts rattled your body.

“ Tu es si profond, bébé.” [You’re so deep, baby.] You knew that Jules loved it when you spoke to him in french especially when he was deep inside of you, wreaking havoc in your core. You bit onto your lip as you felt his kisses trail down from your jawline to your chest before he took a nipple into his mouth.

“Jules!” You whimpered his name as you felt yourself tightening up once more. “Baby. I’m gonna come!” You squealed as he bit down on your hardened nipple before soothing the sting with his tongue.

“Give it to me bébé. Come on my dick.” His hair fell over your faces like a curtain, shielding your expressions just for him to witness. Sweat shimmered on his skin, dampening his forehead and eyebrows. The contracting of your cunt around caused him to groan as his eyes lost focus of your face before he closed them.

You tangled your hands into his hair and pulled him down for a kiss. However, before your lips could even meet, your body seized as your bubble finally burst.

“Fuuuccckk, that’s it bébé. Drench me just like that.” His voice hoarse and his accent sounded thicker which prolonged your orgasm. He looked down at where your bodies were connected and moaned at the sight of your cream collecting at the base of his dick.

Your legs were in the air with your feet pointed towards the ceiling as Jules’s hands were on either side of your head with his chains dangling in your face.

“I missed this sweet pussy.” He told you. “C'est ma chatte, n'est-ce pas.” [It’s my pussy isn’t it.] His strokes became faster and faster until the bed was rocking and the headboard was knocking against the wall.

“It’s your pussy. Only yours.” Your words are like a shot of adrenaline for him as they cause him to pound into you harder. Your hands came to his neck and pulled him down to suck his bottom lip into your mouth.

“Right there baby!” You gasped, your mouth falling open into a silent moan. You were about to come again. Your eyes widened as your pupils dilated - the words falling short as your nails dug into his shoulders.

“Come with me baby. Just one more.” Jules panted as he brought one hand to your hips and held onto you as he worked himself in and out of your pussy.

You screamed his name as he did yours - his body convulsing on top of you. You felt his come shoot deep inside of you and you hummed in satisfaction as he filled you up.

He fell into your arms and you wrapped them around his shoulders as his moved underneath your body and hugged you. Your bodies were still joined in your moment of peace as you placed a kiss on the side of his forehead. He turned his head so that his chin was on your sternum as he met your eyes.

“I hope that’s not your only round for the night.” He commented which caused you to playfully roll your eyes.

“You made me come like three times. Give me a few minutes, not all of us have stamina like you.”

“Maybe if you came to the gym with me-.”

“Annndd lady-boner gone.” You tried moving from him but Jules just pulled you back, squealing as you did as he attacked you with kisses. The both of you rolled in the ruffled sheets until you were above him.

Your core was pressed against his hardening dick. You bit your lip as your arousal began building up just from the way that he was looking at you. He smirked as he could feel your wetness begin to soak him.

“Is your lady-boner back?” Jules asked as he sat up and wrapped his arm around your waist. With one hand on his chin and with the other, you reached in between your bodies and held onto his dick, aiming his tip for your entrance.

“Just shut up and kiss me…”

reading list: @queenshikongo3 @dhlfastestlap @saintslewis @serpenttines-library @hopefulromantic1 @cocobutterqwueen @emjayewrites @bluesole16 @chaneajoyyy @melodichaeuxx-lacritquexx @sapphireheaven @olyvoyl @lewisroscoelove @lh44adore @hellomadamebutterfly @scorpiobleue @qveenmelanink @tremendousstarlighttragedy @bekindbecoolbeyou @greedyjudge2 @itsapurrfectstorm @createdbylivingclocks @samiwzx @omgsuperstarg @peyiswriting @miyuhpapayuh @blowmymbackout @purplelewlew @lettersofgold @henneseyhoe

[stillgotscars]

so this is probably going to be the last time we’ll hear “karma is the guy on the chiefs” huh

[landinrris]

On Our Terms- Chapter 2

Pairings: Carlos/Lando

Rating: E

Tags: Football Player Carlos, Artist Lando, More specifically Lando does pottery, Unintentional Outing, Explicit Sexual Content, Established Relationship, Minor Angst, Always a Happy Ending, Fluff and Comfort

Chapter: 2/?

The following few weeks play out remarkably similarly as they had prior to the photos and their coming out. Pre-season training resumes in earnest, but rumors still swirl in the news about Carlos’ future. People still yell in Carlos’ comments about what team he should join and when they’ll announce it. They argue in equal parts that he’s not good enough for the rumored team of the week or that he’s too good (that one’s a weird one).

Read on ao3

[moviestarmartini]

jude fans’ opinions need to stay away from my club

[the-football-chick]

NFL WEEK 12 SCHEDULE

Good Luck!

[cruyffista]

[nothoughtsonlytrance]

So I just checked and it turns out I’m not gonna be able to go to Dan and Phil’s TIT tour bc of conflicting schedules. 😭😭 but I’ll be there in spirit

[rogueddie]

bedtime for big brain aka mental health break

[frontproofmedia]

"Prime" Time Thursday Night Football on Amazon

By Joseph Correa

Prime Video’s Thursday Night Football (TNF) lineup for the upcoming season is spectacular, promising fans an electrifying ride filled with gridiron action, top-tier matchups, and groundbreaking features. Buckle up as we dive into the highlights of Prime Video’s second season as the exclusive home of TNF.

Get ready to witness a clash of titans as the schedule boasts showdowns between all 14 playoff teams from last season. Some of the can’t-miss matchups include the Giants taking on the 49ers, a Broncos-Chiefs showdown, the Bengals vs. Ravens, and the Seahawks locking horns with the Cowboys.

Prime Video is making history by presenting the first NFL Black Friday game on November 24.

As we kick off TNF’s 16-game regular season schedule on September 14, get ready for a showdown between the NFC Division champs, with the Vikings facing off against the Eagles in Philadelphia’s home opener. And here’s the cherry on top: Live coverage of Thursday Night Football is one of the many benefits bundled with your Prime membership, offering unparalleled savings, convenience, and, most importantly, pure entertainment.

Unlike last year, the 2023 season schedule features teams making multiple appearances on Prime Video. Expect to see Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets in action, hosting the Dolphins on Black Friday and later taking on the Browns in the TNF season finale on December 28. The Pittsburgh Steelers also grace the Prime Video screen twice, first hosting the Titans on November 2 and then clashing with the Patriots on December 7. These are just a taste of the captivating matchups sprinkled throughout the season.

Prime Video’s inaugural season last year was a good start for the platform, delivering the most-streamed NFL games in history and drawing in younger and more engaged audiences, with viewers watching more minutes of each game than traditional broadcast and cable channels. TNF consistently outperformed all competing programming, proving that Prime Video may very well be the future of NFL viewing.

Here is the complete 2023 Regular Season Thursday Night Football schedule (all times EDT):

Week 2: September 14: Minnesota Vikings at Philadelphia Eagles

Week 3: September 21: New York Giants at San Francisco 49ers

Week 4: September 28: Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers

Week 5: October 5: Chicago Bears at Washington Commanders

Week 6: October 12: Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs

Week 7: October 19: Jacksonville Jaguars at New Orleans Saints

Week 8: October 26: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Buffalo Bills

Week 9: November 2: Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers

Week 10: November 9: Carolina Panthers at Chicago Bears

Week 11: November 16: Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens

Week 12 (Black Friday): Friday, November 24: Miami Dolphins at New York Jets

Week 13: November 30: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys

Week 14: December 7: New England Patriots at Pittsburgh Steelers

Week 15: December 14: Los Angeles Chargers at Las Vegas Raiders

Week 16–December 21: New Orleans Saints at Los Angeles Rams

Week 17–December 28: New York Jets at Cleveland Browns

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[goodmorninglovelies42]

I miss Jamie and Roy and Keeley. I wonder how they’re spending a lazy Sunday. I bet Roy is cooking up a Sunday roast while Keeley and Jamie cuddle and binge some reality tv.

Jamie will wander into the kitchen later and try to steal some snacks and some kisses. Roy pretends to be annoyed, but he can’t keep the fond look out of his eyes when he playfully scolds Jamie even while returning the kisses.

Keeley tries to sneak some work in while Jamie’s gone to the kitchen, but Roy and Jamie both effectively distract her when they return to the living room. With kisses sure, but also, Roy draws her head down to his lap and strokes her hair while Jamie gives her a foot rub.

[pestilentbrood]

Nightingale meets a strange fellow in the Grove. I’m sure nothing will come of this

[ellavei]

''Hello friend, it is Spain, if you hear this, don't leave a message because Spain has gone to watch the football……… well, if you're my boss or the secretaries, I am sick and don't want my dear team to worry *sneezes 42028202 times* when will the doctor let me go home then I will do the job…… If a camera somewhere zooms in and you think it's me, you're looking at it wrong, please measure your glasses again''

[arlesposting]

i remember when i first started reading 17776; it was during a bus ride home from school and the moment the letters in the fake article distorted i was so startled that i backed up. i was in the window seat of one of the emergency exits. which turned out to be a bad idea! so i ended up hitting the back of my head on not just part of the window but also part of the metal from the emergency exit frame. i want to know if this is an original experience or not because my head hurt a for a little while after and i was slightly staggered. but i think it was worth it because then i kept reading and got extremely invested that day to the point that i nearly forgot to eat dinner.

actually, the story of why I started reading 17776 in the first place is kind of funny too. i ran into random edits of it and it looked interesting, then i started having dreams of reading it, and i finally caved when i got a meme of the probes on my pinterest recommended, completely at random! so i pulled up the title on google and got reading on the bus. :D

[otrtbs]

SOBBING needing this version asap

( it also has a pdf on the website and idk if you’re okay with that so here’s the link in case you’re not <3 )

HELLO????? ADKJGHKF FUCKING CLEAR MY NAME FROM THIS NARRATIVE RIGHT NOW 😭