#Fluttershy is a stoner hippy and I stand by that

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Behold, the new generation of the Secret Monster Intelligence League of Equestria, or more of, there most recent and highly ranked members.

From left to right:

Moonshine: daughter of a quite literal god Discord and the profoundly named astrologist Moondancer, Moonshine is a powerhouse, and one of if not the most threatening agent to deal with. She can stand in her normal form on her hind legs at a whopping 12+ feet, has the talons of a raven and dragon, and claws of a lion, as well as two magical horns that can be used as a battering ram if need be, and that’s not even mentioning her magic. Those who’ve managed to see her unfathomable magical abilities, and manage to be on her good side to be able to live and tell the tale, say that she can quite literal conjure anything she wants if she puts her mind to it, and that her only real limits are multiple magical things at once (kinda hard to conjure a hurricane and lava plume at once). She also possesses mind control, ranging from controlling others actions to leaving them in a hallucinogenic nightmare created by herself. Though extremely magically gifted at birth, she does have a lot to thank towards her father for teaching how to hone her abilities, particularly in her first years as an agent, she had many issues with not being such a loose cannon with her powers, and occasionally this happens now, although more rare. She is able to be injured in combat, but it’s been found so far that her body, whether it be due to her magic or her species, that wounds only last a couple of hours, if not minutes depending on the wounds severity. Needless to say, Moonshine is S.M.I.L.E’s biggest powerhouse, but she is only needed in the most dire of situations, given her ability to be a loose cannon, and often get civilians involved when in contact with these monsters (whether intentionally or unintentionally), and that she’s more interested in the fights with these beasts itself then the hunting down of them. Moonshine joined due to her want to help others with her extreme magical abilities, that and the monster battling sounded badass. Moonshine mostly deals with otherworldly monsters/non sentient beings, ranging from octopus aliens coming to mind control all of equestria citizens, to a giant hamster with the power to open wormholes with its eyes.

Green Tea: daughter of the element of kindness Fluttershy, and the town hippy and stoner Treehugger, nobody expected her to rise up in the ranks so quickly, or to even join due to her upbringing, but her vampire genes proved them wrong. Green tea’s species is the result of a spell gone wrong on her mother years ago involving the mane six, and her mother ended up with what’s called (in recent times) the vampire's curse. Although this curse has been heard of for millennia, it hasn’t been seen in recent years, and not just due to its rarity, but due to the dwindling down of cases of those with said curse passing it on to others via bites, as well as the curse stopped being passed down the gene pool in certain families. Green tea and her mother didn’t get so lucky however, and green tea was born as a vampire bat pony, giant teeth and everything. This curse does have its perks to combat its issues however, ranging from hypnosis abilities, giant fangs, extreme speed and flight, as well as amazing abilities to hunt due to their heightened hearing and smell abilities. Although best avoidable, green tea can infect other ponies/monsters via her fangs, but luckily she can mostly just use them as a threat (or just use moonshine as the attacker, to prevent spread of her curse). Green tea is seen as the best hunter of the three, and her only downfall/weakness seems to be nights of a full moon, where her vampirism can quite literally over take her, and cause her to attack innocent people, if not her own teammates. Green Tea joined alongside Moonshine, but for more personal reasons. After attacking a family friend in her vampirism state, she vowed to never hurt anyone again, but after some long talks, moonshine convinced her that she could use this power for good. “If you’re gonna turn into some crazy vampire badass who can maim people, why not do it on some monsters?”. Green tea mostly deals with Equestrian monsters, ranging from bugbears to hydras, but she has been known and seen helping moonshine with otherworldly entities and threats.

Shell Scavenger: daughter of the element of laughter Pinkie Pie, and the princess of seaquestria Skystar, Scavenge is the part of the espionage/classic spy type of S.m.i.l.e. Despite her loving and caring nature, she is not a force to be reckoned with. Skills ranging from espionage, infiltration, professional torture, treasure and monster hunting skills of all the like, Shell Scavenger is the most intelligent of this trio, and is often the one to crack down and break dead cases wide open. Scavenger has many combat skills as well as her practical ones, with talons filed to cut manes in half, and the agility and combat skills of evading enemies, you don’t want to end up in a fight with her, especially if you live. She’s not one to give up on cases easily, and will often do whatever it takes in torture sessions to get the truth out about prisoners. Scavenge joined after being recruited by Bon-Bon in her hometown, when Scavenge was in her teens. Bon-Bon came to find that Scavenge was quite the mystery solver and treasure hunter, ranging from finding a little girls dolly that they left in sugar cube corner by accident, to revealing Filthy Riches massive money laundering scheme (whether she revealed this and it being true was major luck or her being a mastermind at the age of 15 is still unknown to Ponyville). Despite all of her more disturbing sides, she’s genuinely just a chill gal who loves surfing on the beach, and teaching others how to bake. Scavenging is her special talent (pinkie sense gave pinkie a good name) and thinks of her job as one big scavenging game (the torturing included scarily enough) Scavenge often deals with more personal matters in S.M.I.L.E, despite solving if not damn near leading cases with otherworldly/giant monsters. Scavenger’s job ranges from assassination threats on royalty, to controlling the underground illegal drug rings, and her current and her most troubling case currently involves such. Design updates/notes: Moonshine: She was too goddamn orange for me, she's now got blue wings now, as well as markings (including her Moondancer's signature moon eye pattern) Green Tea: I have no idea why the hell I decided to lighten up her mane, it's now back to it's dark green color. Shell Scavenger (Formally Surprise Pie): Big ole character update. She's now a seapony/hippogriff, and she's got a lot more blue in her too. She's got Pinkie Pie's vitiligo, Skystar's freckles,  and has bright pink eyes now too. If you wanna see their true tone colors CHARACTERS: Moonshine, Green Tea, Shell Scavenger

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[rantsaboutponies]

Equestria Girls: Digital Series

All right, this is only going to be the first half. Or...the first six-elevenths, I guess. I can take only so much amazingness at a time.

“School of Rock”

I’m feeling like I’m not going to have a lot to say for this one, since nothing is really happening.

When magma rises to the surface as lava, it manifests itself as confetti. That’s just science.

“Maud Squad”. You guys are terrible. I love it.

“A Fine Line”

Oh, Tirek’s Revenge. And here I was thinking it was going to be another dinosaur-related episode (that, or the video game would have something to do with getting it on and banging a gong).

“This is the line for the line.” Or it’s just...the rest of the line. Don’t be weird about it.

I’m betting this guy knows a lot about going on a quest with his “buds”.

A hippie stoner whose best friend is a stereotypical nerd? Hmm... I guess that’s not outside the range of possibilities.

That’s an awfully long string that you got out of that one small section of the apple’s peel, Applejack. Showing that the whole apple had been peeled would have made more sense, guys.

Do people still stand in line for hours to buy video games? Doesn’t everyone just buy digital copies now? I mean, I still buy physical copies of things, but that’s because I’m a colossal dork who’s severely behind the times. Things were better back in my day, dammit! There were none of these damn kids on my lawn back then, either!

“The REVENGE?” Okay, I know that seemed funny when you wrote it, but that’s...bizarrely out of character for Fluttershy. Please don’t do that again.

“Pinkie Sitting”

I rewound and listened to this about five times, and I still can’t figure out what Rarity says, “...filling in for my babysitting...” Unpleuour? Young Pluot? Umple Wah?

“You’re a small pink lifesaver!” You’re all the same size. You always have been.

Goddamnit, Pinkie (and whoever wrote this*), some kids actually do want to just sit in silence and read. So what if you’re bored? You’re the babysitter! You don’t have to do stuff with her! You just have to supervise and make sure she doesn’t die!

*For the record, it was Gillian M. Berrow, writer of “The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows” and “Fluttershy Leans In”. Of course it was.

“Queen of Clubs”

The fact that you made a visual pun with the Fencing Club WITHOUT explaining the joke is greatly appreciated. Take notes, people!

Wig Club? Seriously, what the hell is that?

Good lord, this school has more clubs than even an anime high school. And they have shit like mahjongg and competitive grabbing-cards-off-the-ground!

“Overpowered”

I’m not sure if you gain or lose points for including ripoff music from E.T. as well.

Pinkie Pie’s power is...food? Just...any food? Uh-huh.

You guys use your powers more, and that makes your powers stronger? I mean, credit for having magic work the opposite of how it usually does in fiction, but...it doesn’t really make sense this way. Also, super-duper-extra-negative points for taking what could definitely be an interesting enough concept for a full episode and cramming it into a two-and-a-half-minute short.

No, wait, making a human version of Zephyr Breeze is what gets you those super-duper-extra-negative points. That is not okay. Forgetting he existed was my new goal in life, and now I have to start all over again.

“The Finals Countdown”

I would say I’m surprised you didn’t save this pun for a short with Vinyl Scratch and call it “The Vinyl Countdown”, but PONIES: The Anthology V already beat you to it.

Dammit! You were so close! You almost made it through the whole thing without one of these being a song, but you just couldn’t resist, could you?

Hmm... Fluttershy had the result of “cat”, which is definitely not right, but Sunset got the answer without showing her work, so that’s an automatic fail. The fact that Pinkie Pie got “cupcake” does not surprise me in the least.

Wait, wait, wait, why does that diagram show 6.5 * 2? Shouldn’t it be 6.5 + 2 for the height of the dress? And where did the * 5 come from? The price based on the height? Shouldn’t you charge by the amount of fabric, which would depend on more factors than just the height? Show all your steps, dammit, Rarity! You didn’t even use your units correctly! You’re gonna fail your finals!

Apparently math is the only class that has a final. Must be nice.

I like how Twilight had herself third on the list, that she even had herself on the list, and that she didn’t check herself off automatically.

You didn’t need to do anything with Sunset, remember? She got the right answer! She’s gonna be fine!

Fluttershy’s technique is...flash cards? Oh, but it’s an animal holding the flash cards, so that means it’s specialized for her. Right.

Similarly, just writing the problem on a balloon is enough for Pinkie to get the concept. At this point, I think the problem is you guys.

I honestly can’t figure out how their math test is going to involve building a molecular structure in any way.

Well, now I know why they were dreading their tests. They seem to consist of a standardized bubble sheet and absolutely no questions whatsoever. How the hell are you supposed to get any of them right?

Expect the other half in a week’s time!