#Florida woman

[mr-groovyart]

Florida woman beats up a giant gator to death in the radioactive everglades.

DW she's fine.

Quick sketch to reconfig my pen, from a fun small cyberpunk sesh.

[free-cigarette-photography]

TWO SETS OF PHOTOS FROM THE HOUSE VENUE “THE SLAB”

FIRST 6 FROM A DEFEND THE FORREST/STOP COP CITY BENEFIT SHOW 1/28/23

FOUR AFTER FROM THE SLAB POST VALENTINES DAY SHOW 2/17/23

(I think I’m tagging the bands to be able to find them later)

[pawgliacci]

[cosmermaid]

You will never match my power. For all you know I'm on bath salts.

[geezerwench]

Michelangelo's David

[sinisterexaggerator]

News headline after I go to Disney for the first time in a decade:

"Florida woman tries to have sex with Hondo Ohnaka animatronic at Galaxy's Edge, Orlando."

(Yes, I am a current resident. >D )

[mirdaniaa]

...During sex, Vazquez claimed that Draper became “very disrespectful” toward the couple, and told police she “told Steven he had a ‘little d—‘ and his wife had a ‘stank p—-,'” according to the police report.

...In July 2022, she was the passenger in an SUV driver by a 39-year-old female friend...the arresting officer reported that as Draper and her friend were being driven to the Key West jail, they “began engaging in romantic acts” in the back of the squad car.

The officer stopped the car and moved Draper’s handcuffs so her hands were behind her back, at which point she pulled her bathing suit to one side and asked “Do you want to see my a——?”

[siriuslydandy]

Scared the flying fuck out of me 🐊😂

[sorceresski]

I’m sorry wtaf?😃

[freetheshit-outofyou]

if Glenn Quagmire had a daughter.

[the-football-chick]

What in the f

[doctorslippery]

Those cops should leave her the hell alone

Florida Woman is just trying to get her Florida Husband home from the damned strip club.

[creaturesfromelsewhere]

Mickey D's going to have to up their game in Florida.

Customer: "Just gimmie my f**king cookie meal, you little clown bitch!"

Ronald McJoker: "Why so McSerious?"

creaturesfromelsewhere 3-21-2023

[mfsarah02]

My Grandma gave me a book of old postcards to see if they are worth anything. I came across this one and I just had to share it. It's so Florida it's crazy!

[fallensn0wangel]

These past few days at work have been VERY intersting and made me hate people even more.

First, it was either saturday/sunday somebody placed a decent sized order in. We make it and put it in the oven. Well, it was half-way done cooking and they called to cancel it. Why, you may asked.

They live in fucking Florida. They live in Florida. My restaurant is in a COMPLETELY different state. In the midwest

Then the other day, somebody ordered a pizza. We made it, went through the oven and put it in the warmer after it came out and we cut it. A few minutes later, our window guy came into the kitchen telling us it was canceled.

This time it was because they lived in another city and wanted a different store.

Then tonight, before I left, a small order came in. A personal pan pizza and a sandwich. My boss and I made it and put it in the oven. We cut it and put it in the warmer for the customer to pick it up.

Our delivery driver who was watching the window comes up to me and asks where our manager was. I told him she was outside taking trash out.

"This customer said they wanted a cheese stick instead of the sandwich."

"Wtf, are they scammers trying to get free food?" I hit the recall button to look at the order and there was no cheese stick on that order.

Our manager comes back, he tells her whats going on. She goes over to talk to customers to find out whats going on. Well, apparently they ordered through call center and when they said cheesestick call center somehow put it in as sandwich.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Yes I did make their cheesestick

[niennanir]

My first reaction was: I bet there's something on this list I've eaten.

My second reaction was: Okay... more than one thing.

My third reaction was: Alligator isn't unconventional!

My Fourth reaction was: Why isn't Emu on here?

*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep.

(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)