#Flasher Weasel

[loveforskekshod]

I love them!

[marinerainbow]

How you think the Toon Patrol would be in love with a human? I think is cute that They'll be smaller height wise, but being a human is a lot more dangerous and easy to cease existence 😔

Sorry this took a day or two to get to 😅 But yeah, you do bring up good points. I don't know if you saw, but I actually made a headcannon post on what the weasels' reactions would be to their human S/O dying. It's pretty sad and dark, so proceed with caution. But here, I'll focus on the silly and good points of such a relationship ^^

Of course, they are still baddies, and their main problems are literally in their names. So it's not like it's all gonna be sunshine and rainbows, no matter if you're a toon or human 😅 but!

Smartass: It's been a while since he's been in the dating game. Focusing on his 'career' after the divorce. But if he's willing to work for someone that was human (assuming he didn't know Doom's secret), then I'm willing to bet he's willing to give romancing a human a try. He tries to compose himself more seriously, as the boss of the crazy pack of weasels. He could definitely benefit from an S/O who welcomes his more toony side ^^

Greasy: Oh this guy would definitely be smug about a human being into him. He would be so happy with a human S/O. Though honestly, Greasy would be happy with anyone who liked him 😅 with anyone he's trying to date, I can see Greasy also trying to compose himself a little. Though he doesn't have as strong a grip on his tooniness like his boss, so it won't be long before his S/O gets a taste of Pepé Le Pew style shenanigans XD

Wheezy: I'd say if you want a chill toon S/O, this guy would be your best bet. Wheezy also wouldn't mind dating a human. Kinda wondering what a human is doing in Toontown looking for love, especially on the bad side of Toontown. But he'd be a nice guy to date. If you can handle all of the smoke.

Psycho: I headcannon Psycho is demi, so it really doesn't matter to him what his S/O is. Toon, human, unidentified creature, whatever. As long as he has the bond with them... The problem is getting that close to him in the first place. It will be a slow-burn no matter what. Even if you guys get off on the right foot, it'll take a minute for him to fall in love. But if you have his trust and love, he'll be the most loyal toon by your side ^^

Stupid: Oh, for sure! He doesn't have a problem dating a human at all! As long as they're nice, he would be so adoring and loving with a human S/O! ^^ he's pretty curious about the human side of town, so you should expect plenty of questions, too. Stu is definitely the sweetest option out of all the boys ^^

I need to write content for Slimy and Flasher, so here's a bonus for them, too ^^ I'm still trying to figure out their characters, though. So this may change in the future.

Slimy: I think he might be a bit more suspicious of a human liking him than Wheezy is. Especially if they wanted him specifically; humans don't exactly jump at the opportunity to kiss a mouth that's constantly coughing up slime. But if you can get through him, Slimy would be willing to give it a try. See what a night out with a human would be like.

Flasher: I kind of imagine Flasher a young punk kind of character. A thrill seeker. So I think he wouldn't really think about any consequences if a human approached Flasher. He'd be pretty eager to try this dating scene out. You'd definitely get a wild night if you go out with this toon.

I hope this answer is satisfactory! Thank you fir asking ^^

[trashogram]

I just learned there was gonna be a Flasher Weasel in Who Framed Roger Rabbit but he was scrapped/only conceptualized. 😂 I fucking love this movie dude. That’s so insane but damn it so funny. I love the dark, over-the-top sleazy 80s movies we used to get like WFRR. Not so much emphasis on setting a good example for kids, just what was the most hilarious at the time.

[toontownjusticedepartment]

Wanted for impersonating law enforcement.

The weasels Flasher and Slimy are NOT part of the Toon Patrol! These two have been impersonating law enforcement to get away with the following crimes

Breaking and entering using fake warrants

Illegally searching civilians

Harassment

Kidnapping via fake arrests

Arson

Littering

Stealing candy from babies as "evidence"

Indecent exposure

Vandalism

Calling Judge Doom "a doo doo head"

Jaywalking

Running over jaywalkers

Impersonating school students to play dodgeball against "easy opponents"

Stealing hair grease

Taking parking meter money, along with the whole parking meter

Bank robbery

Kicking puppies

Fashion Crimes

Please take note of the ACTUAL weasel members of the Toon Patrol below

If you are unsure, ask to see their badges. Toon Patrol badges are NOT MADE OF PAPER AND CRAYON.

Here is an image of what an actual Toontown Police Badge looks like

Please report impersonators to the Toon Patrol or Judge Doom

[los-angeles-toon-patrol]

Hi!

Happy 75th Anniversary!💖 💕

I meant to congratulate you earlier today, but I had to get some things done and it took all day. I'm sorry 😞

So wait, you mean to tell me that YOU guys were the original weasel gang? Wind of the Willows? ANOTHER of one of my classic favorites? All this time, I thought they were your sole inspiration for your own movie, but damn! Call me surprised 😮 😅

If that's all seven of you (and yes, I heard what happened with Slimy and Flasher. What did they do?), which one of you is the original Wheezy?

Also, now that I have your attention

*holds it up to your faces*

This showed up on my blog last Tuesday October 1st at 9:15 AM. The very morning after you guys liked and reblogged my colorized Baked Bean Meme drawing, then followed me.

From the evidence I've gathered, you boys were pretty ecstatic about my artwork and reblogged the original drawing. A few weeks later, I started to have dreams about you (Greasy, you're still not off the hook!) and I talked about it two times. I received another like from you along with another reblog.

50 likes last September? That was quite a surprise for me especially when I specifically confirmed that I'm new to the WFRR/Toon Patrol Tumblr community. But 100???

*shines lamplight at you*

I know you guys have something to do with this! Yes, this is an interrogation. And no, Smartass, don't say that it was "just a coincidence".

So cut the bullshtick!

Honestly we're just as surprised as you are. And I kinda lost track of where I was at the table. I'm one of the grey ones, but I can't remember which one. We reshot that scene so many times, and they didn't much care about the blocking. Plus, we all kind of looked the same and switched costumes around a lot. Slimy was the other grey one. I'll have to ask him as to where he remembers sitting. That was the trouble with that era of animation: cookie cutter goons. The only one I know for sure is Smartass. He's in the bowler hat, chomping on the cigar. And as to what happened, they broke away from the patrol in '45 to move to San Francisco. Things got too heated for them in LA, working for Doom. -Wheezy

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hm.. The Weasels correlating with the dwarves, I think I got which ones would fit... Somewhat.

Smartass is Doc. Obviously.

Psycho I bet would be Happy, since they both are smiling/giggly all the time.

Greasy... My best guess is he would be Bashful. Except he's the one making others bashful (and pissed)

Slimy I'm pretty sure would be Sneezy. I mean, they both act/look kinda sickly.

Stupid is Dopey. No explanation needed.

Ok now that leaves Flasher and Wheezy, with Grumpy and Sleepy. This is a bit tricky for Flasher since he doesn't seem to fit either, and Wheezy could be good for both (I think Sleepy more so since he's the more chill one? But I can see him being Grumpy too). So I guess whoever Wheezy would be, Flasher gets to be the other. What do you think though?

On an unrelated note, I learned this fun fact after looking up the Dwarves' names

(Also, to you talking about people doing fan art of the weasels as the dwarves, I raise you: the dwarves dressed as the weasels, and Snow White as Judge Doom)

I like your choices!!! They fit so well! Thank you!! ^^

And I think 'Blick, Flick, Glick, Snick, Plick, Whick and Quee' is cute XDD I like that actually. The new names do provide some personality, though, so I understand the change ^^

(SNOW WHITE AS JUDGE DOOM IS PERFECT I SO WANNA SEE THAT!!)

[loveforskekshod]

Smartass: 'Well, that's just charming. Another display of Jeffy's impeccable manners.'

Greasy: 'Ugh, I can practically smell the stench from here.'

Wheezy: 'Maybe he's trying to air out his diaper. It's not like he changes it often.'

Psycho: 'Or maybe he's just trying to get attention. Typical Jeffy move.'

Stupid: 'Hey guys, what's going on? Why are we all staring at Jeffy's crotch?'

Flasher: 'Because Jeffy is being his usual gross self and smacking his diaper.'

Slimy: 'Ew, that's so nasty. I can't even look.'

Sleazy: 'I bet he's got some kind of weird rash or something. That's why he's smacking it.'

Slithy: 'Maybe he's trying to communicate with the aliens on his planet. They probably smack their diapers too.'

Doofus: 'Oh, I know! Maybe he's trying to make music with his diaper. Like a drum or something.'

Al: 'Guys, guys, let's not judge Jeffy. Maybe he has a diaper smacking fetish and we should respect his kinks.'

All the weasels: 'Ew, gross! Al, you're just as weird as Jeffy.'

Smartass: 'Can we please just get away from Jeffy and his diaper smacking? I feel like I need to take a shower now.'

[marinerainbow]

Hello!

My question is what do you think is the deal with Slimy Weasel? We know Wheezy is surrounded by smoke because, well, he smokes. But Slimy? What do you think?

Hello!!

Hm... Hard to say, really. I'm not sure what the team was going for with Slimy's slime? I heard a theory that it was DIP and he found a way to weaponize it, but I don't think so... Because Slimy is still alive XD

I can't remember where I got this, but I know that I didn't think this one up myself, I just adopted the headcannon; Slimy is studying medicine to try to cure his slimy problem. I took that though and, with my headcannon that all the weasels play specific roles in the gang (Smartass, the leader. Wheezy, the gunman. Psycho, the assasin. Etc), made Slimy the medic. Before Doom hired them as a police force, they couldn't exactly go to a hospital and risk getting recognized and arrested. So Slimy is the guy they call whenever anybody gets hurt badly. It's pretty difficult to work while he's coughing slime, but Slimy is their best man. So those are my thoughts on him.

I'll be honest, I'm not too big a fan of Slimy's concept. I love the greaser aesthetic! And it's interesting to see a toon that can use slime/DIP if that theory is correct. But since all the weasels' names are meant to show a key point about their character, I don't think 'Slimy' or the slime itself really fit the greaser that it looked like he was supposed to be. Idk, to me it feels like it belongs to another character. If I designed them, I think I would have thought to switch his and Greasy's names, honestly; Slimy could be named Greasy to accentuate his greaser design, and Slimy is another term used for Greasy's... Erm... Approach with women. Not to mention all the hair oil the fandom has collectively agreed he uses (I wouldn't change their names now, of course. Greasy will always be Greasy and Slimy is Slimy in our hearts 💚💚💚)

On that note, Flasher is in a somewhat similar position. Again, I love his design, and I wish he was in the movie! I think his name matches, too. My problem, though, is that it looks like he was going to be a ravenous character. It's not 100% confirmed as far as I know, but since all the weasels are all made to be their own unique characters that stand out on their own, it doesn't make sense to me to have a second pervy when we already have Greasy.

In my head, I imagine him being more like the little rebel of the group. The youngest by far (23) who is most likely to be found causing trouble on the streets, next to Psycho. But the difference between their troubles is that while Flasher is mainly pranks and your usual delinquent mischief, Psycho is the psycho who would bite your face off 😅 his role in the gang I'm debating, but I'm leaning towards distribution. Smartass is too busy to take care of everything by himself, especially after becoming sergeant, and Flasher can easily connect/engage with people, so Smarty put him in charge of that. It also goes well with his trench coat!!

Flasher keeps all the things he sells in there and opens it up like the sun dial guy in Hercules (can you imagine this guy whispering to you from an alley, asking if you want to buy weed?? Which is tame now, but back then was hella illegal 🤣)

I feel bad since I don't want to ruin their characters... But at the same time, they are just concept art. We can do whatever we want with them! These are just my thoughts, of course. And I love what other people have done with them!!! ^^

[ghostyjellyfish]

Why?

[jessicarabbitworld]

It’s the Toon Patrol!! Each great villain has henchmen by their side. For Judge Doom it was The Weasels: Stupid, Greasy, Smartass, Psycho and Wheezy make up the team, while Flasher and Slimy were made in concept art but not included (they were supposed to be a spoof of the seven Dwarfs). Winnie was Jessica’s nemesis and included in one comic story. #jessicarabbit #rogerrabbit #jessicarabbitworld #whoframedrogerrabbit #disneyvillains https://www.instagram.com/p/CkSBjiOIs8H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[marinerainbow]

Omg these are all so cute!

If it's alright to ask, do you have any general headcannons for the Toon Patrol you'd like to share? You seem like you got some pretty neat HC's ^^

yesss i have so many, most of them me and my lovely bf came up with together

the weasels are all dating, including slimy and sleazy (the ride exclusive weasel). not flasher though, he has no rights.

they purr, this one’s a little more self indulgent just bc I think it’s cute.

stupid is part mink! he’s got much thicker fur than the others, it’s just sooo soft

smarty and greasy are both jewelry nuts, they’ll wear anything shiny they can find. greasy likes dangly earrings and necklaces and smartass is more of a ring guy. they jingle when they walk, they essentially just bell themselves

smartass has a HUGE guilty pleasure for chocolates. valentine’s day is always a fun time for him, considering he gets at least five boxes of them from his boys

psy can perfectly imitate any noise, he’s like a little parrot

[los-angeles-toon-patrol]

Heya it’s me again, questions for all 5 weasels, were you aware that there were gonna 7 members, like, the 2 weasels, Flashy and Greasy, and were you aware doom was a toon, and then sorry for leaving greasy out.

For Greasy:Have you learned your lesson from trying to touch Jessica Rabbit inappropriately?

Flasher and Slimy. Yeah we were. They was with us from the very beginning, our brothers were. They quit the Toon Patrol in '45, two years before the Cloverleaf Conspiracy, so they didn't make it into the movie. They left for Frisco to go "find themselves" and try to establish a toony underworld of crime there. They weren't no good at it so they became hippies. If you scroll back a bit on this blog, they made a few posts here.

And Greasy says yes. -Smartass

[slashingdisneypasta]

Did you know that there were two deleted weasels from Who Frames Roger Rabbit?

Here’s the concept art of them:

Yes! They were supposed to be a warped 7 Dwarves (Except...as weasels XD ) and I think that was a super cool concept! Very sad that Slimer and Flasher did not not make the cut in the end ):

I'm surprised that no one has drawn the Toon Patrol as the Seven Dwarves, even without these two. Smartass as Doc, Wheezy as Grumpy, Stupid as Dopey, Psycho as Sneezy (I dunno, I just think it'd be cute) and Greasy as... ? absolutely no idea. BUT it's still a fun idea XDD

Also-- just imagine Flasher making the cut 😅 I dunno who to be more scared of... him or Greasy! Flasher sure looks... um... ravenous.

Did you know that there's a deleted scene where the weasels paint a cartoon pigs head onto Eddie? You probably do- I've been obsessed with it lately! I don't know which Weasel to focus on when I watch it!!! New content!! Greasy talking!! I struggle.

[wasteland-unused]

Well.... there were two unused weasel designs for Judge Doom's henchman. It might be fun to do something with them.

Sorry for the late reply. Been busy. Anyhow, I doubt “Flasher” would have been tolerated in Wasteland, and likely would have been in jail...I’m not going to go too much further into him since this is a SFW blog, so let’s assume he was destroyed in the Thinner disaster.Slimy flat-out looks like a Blotling:

There’s no getting around it, this guy is a blotling, he probably spits thinner at you, and is more difficult to kill with thinner.

[marinerainbow]

I have a question! ^^

Do you think someone from TP would take pity on Flasher if he betrayed them, for example by helping a toon escape from being thrown into the dip? (Although Flasher canonically seems more malicious, I prefer to imagine him in a good light.)

I wanted to post this question in a comment where I mentioned Flasher x Darcy on my blog, but for some reason my comment wasn't showing up. [*]

Ohh good question! I think maybe Wheezy is the one most likely? He seems the most level headed and empathetic(?) of them all. Stupid is, too. But let's face it, the others can probably tell him a different story, and he'll believe them since he trusts them more. Wheezy however, would actually know why Flasher did what he did. But he's still gotta do what he's gotta do, "I cant say I blame 'ya, Flasher. But you know the boss."

[ghostyjellyfish]

God, what’s wrong with me?