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greaserink · 2 years

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THIS IS WHY WE DON'T TELL PEOPLE AT WORK THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK LOCKS NOOOOOOOOOO-

#my boss overheard and i didn't know they were there #i #am embarrassed......#but what can they do #fire me???#sometimes i cringe at my eagerness to talk about my hobbies

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simplyjustagirlsblog · 11 months

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i love laura palmer

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shinynewmemories · 5 months

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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

#the hunger games #thg #suzanne collins #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #catching fire #mockingjay #“i hate my enemies for what they did but i refuse to become like them”#← one of the most difficult stances to take but nonetheless worthwhile #my boy peeta knew what was up #current events got me thinking

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pterribledinosaurdrawings · 5 months

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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

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caemidraws · 16 days

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[Swan Song Dream 1/2]

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #artists on tumblr #art #ocs #marsilio #pettirossi #after all why shouldnt i draw fire like water #but yea just dream stuff + me getting revenge on will's player dont worry about it #i mean i could see parallelisms/foreshadowing in the next few comic pages but i see them everywhere i look #side tales

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sophies-junkyard · 2 months

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I’m in the South. I’ve got ears to the ground. Republicans are SWEATING at the prospect of Kamala being nominated. They’re not sure Trump can beat her.

Let’s prove them right.

#us politics #kamala harris #us news #joe biden #2024 presidential election #go vote #I want to see him in a prison jumpsuit. it’ll match his face.#I am FIRED UP #if we get off our asses and vote he’ll be a thing of the past #that alone should be motivating #I’m gonna lose followers posting stuff like this #but I need the anti voting crowd to tell me what the actual plan is #do you have a candidate in mind or are you just waiting for something better to come along #we have 3 months

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egophiliac · 18 days

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