#Fiona is also awesome

[kingtankgirl]

sweethearts all of em

[thecrimsonjaguar]

its fucking time baybee

Alright. Alright. FUck. Oh my fuck. I have time now to sit down and process fionna and cake. god fuck. holy shit.whta the fuck , ive been so busy and ive finally caught up and. god what the shit

FUCK

DAMN IT ALL GOD FUCKIGN FGUIGT5BFEWIGTRFTHY

god fucking damnit i KNEW it was going to tear my HEART out we're not even FINISHED YET THE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

uuuguhuhuhuhuhuhuh i need to be coherent. ok. ok.

I planned initially to talk about the episodes individually but fuck that,

So Simon is very suicidal. like. oh god I know we saw it in the original series but here it's on another level. He doesn't *just* want to die. He wants to put himself through an experience he considers WORSE than death for the rest of eternity. like. hell man. hes not ok

and like. i've mentioned it before but simon's just so. nice, yknow? He's kind. he's good. You can see he wants to be a good person and that part of him is like, slowly being drawn out again. He's so damaged and stuck in the past that he ends up hurting people around him. he made a little girl cry. He tried to talk about it with marcy, we know he's not okay with his behavior. and then with the candy queen, he's sees that she's nuts and he is immediately talking about helping her. He's trying to give her the kindness and help that he was denied for so long.

(and it makes me think about Ice King, right? Like, remind me, has anyone, and I mean ANYONE, ever approached IK and genuinely, earnestly asked IK for real help? If a little kid asked IK to please save them, would simon's kindness shine through? would Ice King help?)

And i'm genuinely nervous about what's to come. I imagine at some point it's going to hit F+C that the crown and Simon do NOT mix. And it's going to probably be a rude wakeup call. but what about after that?

Like. we didn't see Simon in the afterlife. We've all been theorizing about that for a bit but since we know for a FACT that simon is aging, then I imagine something is going to happen to him that keeps him from the deadworlds. and i'm putting a lot of trust into the show because it's really good so far so if something strange and cosmic DOES happen to simon, i have faith it will be good.

but like!!!! i kinda don't........ want that?? I want him to live in his OWN reality and make peace there, so he doesn't get separated from marcy. (The Simon and Marcy relationship is pretty much one of my favorite, if not the favorite, thing i love about AT. If something does happen to simon, I want him to have some way to stay connected to marceline.) And I want him to still be friends with Finn and I want him to make it up to that little girl he hurt. Im nervous he'll end up leaving and while we might get some of that, will everything get resolved in a satisfying way???

probably (hopefully) i'm being paranoid. This show is great so far. I think it can handle simon for a while longer. and i think if something weird does happen to simon, i can enjoy it.

i got more thoughts, but this post will do for now

[nomaishuttle]

sorry to every other hero and region in clash of heroes might and magic but fiona and heresh r objectively the best in every single way

[laugtherhyena]

The funniest thing to me about the new adventure time cartoon is that in the Fiona and Cake show the characters i liked the least where Fiona and Cake themselves 😭

[rekino2114]

Have headcanon of Yor and Fiona from spy x family with their S/O being kidnap by their enemy. S/O still don't know their real identity. This is bad day for kidnappers and like to see girl rage mode

Have yourself a good day and you're awesome :D

Yor briar and fiona frost's s/o getting kidnapped

Yor briar

Someone's gonna die tonight, most likely multiple people.

The moment she learns you got kidnapped, she instantly goes thorn princess mode, genuinely who thought it was a good idea to kidnap a famous assassin's lover? she was the angriest she had ever been and she showed absolutely no mercy.

She made her way through wherever you were being held captive slaughtering everyone she saw along the way and found you crying and tied up.

Her heart ached seeing you in that state, she hated seeing you like that and in her head it justified all murders she had just committed, she untied you, hugged you and started comforting you,even if she was covered in blood the familiar warmth of your wife's embrace still managed to calm you down.

"Shhh calm down, it's me honey, I know you have a lot of questions but just calm down for now, I'm here and you're safe now"

The conversation that followed was awkward but yor is really happy you still accepted her despite her job (she also got like 200% more protective over you wo good luck with that)

Fiona frost

Unlike yor, fiona won't kill anyone......intentionally, she might break someone spine while kicking them too hard.

She's busting down the place you're being held in with a group of WISE agents mere minutes after she finds out where it is and arresting everyone there.

She's genuinely terrifying to everyone there, asking where you are with a cold, deadly tone and a shadow over her eyes.

When she finds you, she feels both relieved and really guilty. She's happy you're alive but you wouldn't have ended up like this if it wasn't for you connection to her

"Snowflake, are you alright? It's me, fiona, everything's fine now,i've got you.....I'm sorry for all of this"

She's very glad you're not mad at her for hiding her job or indirectly getting you kidnapped. You just think it's really cool that your wife is a badass spy (she also got a lot more protective)

[eliotbaum]

Your Lydia art sustains me. You've made her absolutely gorgeous. The grey streaks and the soft expressions and the wrinkles. My heart is fluttering. Your art is also a big inspiration for me. Seeing your art of Lydia got me to work on my designs for the Vallakovich family in my game (I inserted my pc into the Vallakovich family as another child and added to the family history).

Also your ship art between Fiona and Lydia is truly chef's kiss. Love that for them.

AUGH thank you so much for enjoying her design, she is a joy to draw 🥺 You Get me…. And it's awesome to hear that you took your own stab at redesigning the Vallakovichs; that's something I really enjoy about the CoS community here, inspiring each other.

heh I'm glad to hear that. Enjoy this short haired Lydia I doodled the other day as a thanks for this lovely ask

[super-marvel-dc]

Jason and Y/N have a total of 14 kids that Y/N adopted off the street (don't worry Y/N will probably find more to take in...). Jason and Y/N ended up having to buy a huge house with lots of bedrooms and a hundred acres of land in case someone *cough* Y/N *cough* decides to take in more kids, then they'll have to add on. At least there's plenty of room! There's plenty of trees and a big pond where the Todds spend their weekends together having a picnic as a big, dysfunctional, happy family. They also own three dogs, three cats, horses (again, thanks to Y/N because Jason is a sucker for them and them only. Whatever Y/N wants Y/N gets), chickens, cows, ducks, fish, koi fish in the pond, and two donkeys named Donkey and Dragon all thanks to one of their daughters who is obsessed with watching Shrek. Like so obsessed she dressed up as Fiona for five Halloweens straight and had multiple Shrek themed birthdays... Don't even think about washing her donkey plushie when she's awake of she will scream... It freaked out Jason for a while. Shopping? Oh, well, that's something itself. Thought it was hard shopping with Jason? Think again. It's much worse with Jason plus 14 kids and they all want McDonald's on the way home. Before you go asking how the Todds get to the store with 14 kids in a normal truck/car, they don't, they drive a school bus Y/N "found" one day while out and about. They still have their sports bikes and vehicles they love so much, but when it's family shopping day it's the bus. Dinner? Everyone is helping out one way or another. It's so chaotic, but Jason and Y/N wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone at their kids school knows not to mess with them because they have crazy—but awesome—parents. Alex is the only one that is deaf so he is homeschooled, and everyone learned sign language just for him. The first time everyone signed the whole happy birthday song he had tears in his eyes and the biggest smile on his face. Not picking favorites or anything but he's definitely a Y/N's little boy. Monday night is movie night and they have to keep track on who's turn it is to pick out a movie or world war III breaks out, and it ain't pretty. Jason stopped buying nice vases after those few times they didn't keep track... Sunday is date night for Jason and Y/N, and nothing will interfere with it because Jason will throw a fit (unless it was an emergency). No doubt you'll find Maggie cuddled between her parents when it's thundering outside, her little Robin teddy bear held tightly in her arms as she snores peacefully. Snow days are perfect, everyone outside playing in the snow (playing a game of snowball fights that tend to get out of hand) and drinking hot chocolate afterwards, wrapped up in blankets while sitting around the fireplace. Jason scolding his kids after they snuck a raccoon in the house without his permission all while Y/N grins sheepishly at Jason as they hold the hands of twins who both have matching smiles on their little faces, both missing a front tooth, and Jason sighing, shaking his head with a small smile on his lips thinking to himself how he got so lucky to have Y/N and his big family he wouldn't give up for the world.

Please, do not steal my work

[dizzyjelly]

A Nice Dinner

Word Count: 2.4k

Summary: your niece Fiona is in town and asks to go to dinner with you, Abby, and your daughter Hailey, you agree of course. You wait for Abby, your wife, to return home from work before you head out. Dinner doesn't go super well but after some reassurance from Abby you feel better.

Cw: meltdown, stress, crying, teensiest fight between reader and Abby

A/n: ok so this won the poll i posted yesterday so here yall go!! Don't even worry bc I will still be posting Our Little Secret pt. 2, I just need to finish writing it lmao. Also PLEASE lmk if you guys like this type of wife/mama Abby bc I'd definitely write more of it if u do! And feel free to leave requests as well:)))

Your cheeks hurt from smiling so much. You were sat at the kitchen table with your daughter Hailey, she was in her highchair smiling from ear to ear as you fed her. Sure she could eat her own food seeing as she was three years old, but she was just so cute when she let you do it. It was her last bite as your phone began to rang.

You gave her a loving pat on the head before going to place the bowl and spoon into the sink then pick up the phone.

"Hi." You greeted.

"Hey! So you know how we're staying at thst place this week? Well it's only like a half hour drive from where you guys are." Your niece Fiona answered.

"Oh really? That's awesome! We're yall thinking of coming down here?" You asked, Fiona and her parents were on vacation this week.

"Well actually my parents were going on a date for their anniversary and I was wondering if I could come and maybe we could all go to dinner? I'd love to see Hailey!" She exclaimed.

Fiona had always adored Hailey, she even babysat a few times when needed. Well that was back when you lived nearby. Either way, of course you wanted to go out to dinner with her.

"That'd be just great Fiona. I'm sure Hailey would love to see you too, so will Abby and I." Abby was your wife, who was currently at work.

You and Fiona worked out the rest of the details as you texted Abby about the plans. She was on board and seemed pretty excited as well. You'd offered to pick Fona up but she said she would be fine since she had her own car. Once you got off the phone you took Hailey from her high chair and brought her into the living room. You sat and watched her favorite cartoons while you waited for Abby to get home.

♡♡♡

After pretty much doing nothing but watching cartoons and snuggling Hailey, you deemed it was time to get ready. Abby would be home in just under an hour and Hailey was still in her pajamas, as were you. So you'd taken her upstairs to her room first, so she could pick something to wear.

You were pleasantly surprised when she chose something that actually matched. A pair of jean shorts with her favorite t-shirt which was green with a dinosaur on the front. After a quick diaper change you got her dressed then told her to go in the playroom while you got ready. She ran to play with her dollhouse and you went into you and Abbys shared bedroom.

It's not like you were going anywhere super fancy, so you chose something simple. A pair of biker shorts and an older band tee that used to belong to your older brother. Which you found fitting since Fiona was his daughter. You brushed out your hair then put it up in a ponytail, making sure to take out some wispies on either side of your face.

Now that you were all read you went to see what Hailey was up to in the playroom. Thankfully she hadn't made a huge mess, there were just a few barbies lying around which didn't bother you. You motioned for her to come follow you downstairs where you would wait for Abby to arrive home.

A little while later and she was walking through the front door, still in scrubs and her bag thrown over her shoulder. Hailey ran to greet Abby immediately, wrapping her arms around her leg as she shouted out 'mama' in the most adorable way. Abby chuckled, patting her head then smiling st you as you came to give her a hug.

"How was work?" You asked as you pulled away, Abby kept a hand on your waist.

"Fine, gotta go change. When's Fiona getting here?" Abby asked as she gently removed Hailey from her leg and started walking upstairs.

"Oh probably like a half hour or so." You answered, leaving her to get ready alone.

You'd come to learn that Abby enjoyed some alone time when she got home from work. Even if it was just five minutes, she needed to be by herself for a little. So when Hailey tried to run after her, you picked her up and went to continue cartoons instead.

Abby was coming back downstairs in no time, now dressed in a comfortable pair of grey sweats and a black hoodie. She came to join you and Hailey on the couch, holding an arm around you as she pulled you into her side and Hailey laid across both of your laps. A smile formed on Abbys lips as she brushed her hair back out of her face.

It wasn't long before there was a knock at the door, you left Hailey to lay in Abbys arms as you went to answer it. As you opened the door you noticed your niece had gotten taller, and with a smile you pulled her in for a quick hug before closing the door. Immediately she made her way to sit beside Abby on the couch and scoop Hailey up into her arms.

"Hi Fiona." Abby greeted with a chuckle at her affection for Hailey.

"Hey!" Fiona replied.

You smiled as Abby made her way over to where you stood in the living room, pressing her chest against your back as she wrapped her arms around your waist. Fiona was so involved in Hailey she hadn't even noticed as you wo shared a quick kiss. You let your hands come to rest on Abbys before speaking.

"Well we can probably all fit in Abbys truck, we're ready whenever you are Fi." You shrugged, only now did Fiona look your way.

"Oh yeah, let's go." She smiled, carrying Hailey out to the car as she played with her hair.

Since you trusted her enough, you and Abby let Fiona get Hailey buckled up before you drove to dinner. Abby let you drive, which was rare and usually meant she had to just be exhausted. You understood though, work usually had her pretty beat by the end of the day.

The car was silent for the first minute or so, but it soon filled with the light hum of the radio. Then also the conversing between you, Abby, and Fiona. The occasional babble from Hailey would make its way in there as well. You guys didn't chat about much, just caught up really.

You arrived at the restaurant and exited the car. Abby got Hailey from her carseat, letting her walk on her tiny sandal-clad feet up to the door. Then once she entered she brought her up into her arms, knowing she'd try and run off and probably get herself into some trouble.

"Hi, three and a high chair please." Abby greeted the hostess.

You admired the way she would always lead when you went out, take control. It was nice to know you had someone to take care of you like that. The hostess grabbed three regular menus and one kids then took you back to your table. It was in a more secluded corner of the restaurant, which wad nice.

You and Abby sat beside each other one one side and Fiona sat across from you two. Your waitress came over in no time to ask what you wanted to drink. You ordered your usual favorite soda, and Abby looked at you for approval before getting a strawberry daiquiri. She didn't drink often, but every once in a while didn't hurt anyone. You nodded and waited as Fiona got a pink lemonade.

After a few minutes she brought your drinks out and said she'd be back in a few to take your orders. You'd already opened your menu, and were still looking. Fiona seemed to be set on what she'd be getting since she was more focused on helping Hailey draw on her kids menu.

"Anything look good?" You asked Abby, bumping your shoulder into her own lightly.

"Uh I kinda wanted to try this but I definitely couldn't finish it by myself." She pointed out the item on the menu she was speaking about, taking a sip of her drink.

"That's definitely looks good, we could just share it if you want." You offered and she nodded.

"Hailey? What do you want honey?" You asked before reading off her options.

She'd choose the third item you listed and you'd nod, giving her the menu back so she could continue to draw with Fionas help. You brought an arm around Abbys shoulders, leaning into her lightly.

"So, Fiona, you know I have to ask. Do you have a boyfriend?" You asked your niece and she blushed a deep red.

"Uh, actually no." She answered with a giggle.

"Oh? Really." Your voice picked up an octave, her physical response differing drastically from her verbal response.

"Well actually I have a girlfriend.." She smiled as her voice got lower.

"What! No way!" Abby exclaimed, unfortunately a bit too loud.

Hailey had a reaction to this of course, she hated when people were loud. Immediately she burst into tears and started to thrust around in her high chair. You sighed, removing your arm from around Abby and now pulling Hailey from her chair to sit on your lap. You bounced her lightly on your keg as you shushed her, rubbing at her arms soothingly.

"Ah- sorry. I'm sorry." Abby apologized, she just felt terrible.

"Hey, it's fine. She'll calm down in a minute." You reassured, but there was a harshness in your tone anyways because you were just frustrated.

Instead of wasting more time with another sorry, Abby instead asked Fiona all about her girlfriend. She was very excited to tell Abby all about her, and you listened too of course. She sounded very sweet and Fiona was certainly happy.

Haileys cries had stopped by now and she sat peacefully in your lap, sucking at her thumb. Your waitress came back now to take your orders, you looked to Abby and let her order for you two while you'd order for Hailey. Fiona collected your three menus and handed them off with a smile and a thank you.

You picked up your soda to take a sip when a waiter was just making his way past your table. Due to the close proximity of his table to yours, he bumped into your elbow and caused you to spill all over your shirt. And Hailey broke out in tears once again. You sighed and let out a groan of frustration, slamming your glass back down on the table.

Hailey began to thrash around in your arms, which had you looking to Abby with tears brimming your eyes. A look that merely said you were tired and needed some help.

"Here, I've got her. Go ahead and wash up in the bathroom." She took Hailey in her arms, shushing her then making silly faces so she'd giggle instead of cry.

You paid them no attention as you were already on your way to the bathroom. Once you got in there you couldn't help it as your tears spilled over. You tried to wipe them away, but there was a consistent stream. Thankfully it was one of those bathrooms where it was just made for one person, and you wasted no time in locking the door.

A small huff fell past your lips as you brought a wet paper towel to try and rid your shirt of the soda which was probably making it sticky. It was stained of course because that was just your luck. If things couldn't get any worse there was a knock at the door.

"What!" Your voice was angry.

"Hey, it's me. Come on open up." Abby spoke softly.

You sighed as you unlocked the door and let her in. Your tears continued to fall as you stood there embarrassed, the wet paper towel smooshed in your hand at your side. Abby tilted her head with a frown, bringing her hands to your shoulders.

"Baby. It's ok." She tried to reassure.

"But it's really not!" You shouted, you didn't want to yell at her but you were just so overwhelmed, "i-I just wanted to have a nice dinner! And now my shirts ruined, Hailey's already had two meltdowns tonight!" You struggled to speak through your sobs but you managed.

"Y/n, Hailey is fine. Besides can you even call those meltdowns? She just cried a bit that's all, and here you can wear my hoodie." Abby removed her hoodie to reveal a beige t shirt underneath.

You let out a small sigh, tossing the paper towel in the trash then removing your shirt before putting the hoodie on. It was too big, but extremely comfortable. And it smelled just like Abby which relaxed you a bit. Your face was still tear stained and red, even if you stopped crying.

Abby looked down at you, opening her arms and waiting as you leaned into her. You buried your face into her chest, wrapping your arms around her lower back as you let out a sigh of relief against her. She uses one hand to rub up and down your back, the other massaging your scalp. Your eyes fell shut for a moment as you felt calm for once that evening.

Abby let you stand there in her embrace for a few moments before separating from you just enough to meet your gaze. You smiled up at her, the way she brought her hands to either side of your face grounding you. She rubbed her thumbs across your cheek, placing a sweet kiss to your forehead before asking if you were ready to go back to the table. You just gave a simple nod and followed her as you walked back to the table hand in hand.

A feeling of adoration filled you as you saw Fiona playing peekaboo with Hailey back at the table. And Hailey, much to your surprise, was sat in her high chair like an angel. She was giggling at Fionas actions, which had a bubbly feeling forming in your stomach.

The rest of the evening went well, and you all enjoyed a wonderful meal together. Later you'd get back home and say your goodbyes to Fiona. Then you'd work on getting Hailey and yourself ready for bed.

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 105... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

This chapter was quite FRANKY-TASTIC!! 😎 And I absolutely loved every minute of it...!! 😆

Another fun chapter this week, so let's talk about it, shall we? 😁

At the beginning of the chapter, I was trying to figure out who we're following this week, and as soon as I saw that black scruffy hair, I knew that this was gonna be about the man himself, Franky!! 😆

I love the idea that Franky has like several different hideouts that he lives at, but because he has so many, he can't remember which one he's staying in and that's pretty dang funny!! 🤭 Also, this had me cackling!!:

(GOVERNMENT BANNED) MUSIC?! 😂 GODDAMN, THAT LINE GOT ME GOOD!!! 🤣🤣🤣

So, after the thing he was building while listening to the (government banned) music (🤣) blows up in his face, he heads out to the Tobacco Shop, where we not only get to see Fiona for a quick second (though, I thought that we were about to get another team up chapter with Franky and Fiona like back in Mission 60), but we even have Loid call Franky up to babysit Anya for a bit...!! 😆

After that, Franky takes the money that he earned from Twilight for taking care of Anya to invest into the horse races, and well...:

...it didn't go so well for our boy Franky...! 😌

After losing most of his money, Franky is about to head off to work, but then decides to go up to the betting station where a teller that Franky knows is at...! The teller tells Franky that he can't give him any intel on the route that Franky was about to bet on because the SSS snatched up the guy that they had over there, so instead the teller gives Franky some movie tickets and teases Franky about finding a girl to take with him...! 😌 Furious at the teller's comment, Franky storms out of there and eventually runs into this girl named Priscilla and asks her go to the movies with him, and...:

SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES!!! 🎉👏😆 GOOD FOR YOU FRANKY!! 😊

So without delay, Franky gets ready for his movie date with Priscilla, when suddenly he gets phone call...:

The teller that gave Franky the movie tickets has been captured by the SSS, but Franky is not interested in saving him and wants to go to movies with Priscilla. We then see Franky walking and singing with a bouquet of roses somewhere, and...:

FRANKY WENT TO GO SAVE THE TELLER!!😆

I love that Franky went to go save the teller, it just shows how good of a person Franky really is, even though he'd probably lie and say otherwise...!! 😄 We even get this super BADASS moment with Franky during the rescue...!!: 🤩

Though the glove breaks and he hurts his hand right after this, it was still badass!! 😎 Then, Franky and the teller make their escape with the help of a ton of traps, gadgets and Franky shaped hot air balloon (😂), all so that Franky could at least go to dinner with Priscilla, but...:

...it didn't work out for our boy yet again... 😩 But instead of being completely sad about it, Franky considered that today was actually a good day, and made me so happy!! 😊 Then as Franky's heading home, the teller surprises Franky by congratulating him on getting a girlfriend, though he figures out quickly that it didn't work out, Franky tells him not to worry about...!! So then, the teller offers to take Franky to the movies, and...:

At least Franky still considered it was a good day!! 😄

And that was Mission 105, I always love to whatever Franky is up to and this chapter didn't disappoint!! 😆 Franky is one favorite characters in the series, not only because he's funny and an awesome dude, but it's also because everytime I see the dude, he reminds me A LOT of my brother, which never fails to me smile...!! 😄 I kinda wish that things could've worked out with Franky and Priscilla, but I honestly love it more that he didn't let not getting the girl ruin his day, which I think is some really awesome growth from Franky...!! 😊

I think that's pretty much all I wanted to say about this chapter, so until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! 😁 ADIOS MI AMIGOS!! 👋😄

[bloobydabloob]

Idk if this is ur type of music but i love listening to Talkshow Boy while drawing striders&dirkjake i think its a fun vibe. Especially Testosterone & Chop Us Out though i have a hard time picking favorites especially with the testosterone(album)

Just got back from a degree show. Check out this awesome art before I answer, sorry for lack of credit. I went near the end of the exhibition and most of the artists had no business cards left sadly. Sigh. I’ll have a look & update the alt text if I can find credit.

I’m mostly a death grips / Fiona Apple guy when it comes to music nowadays, if you are asking about taste. (My favorite song right now is coco mango diced by MF DOOM though) but I did used to listen to talk show boy when I was maybe 13 or 14.

From memory my favorite on testosterone was called something like “four breakbeats” or something. My bad, it has been a hot minute. I’ll relisten after this. I definitely understand where the Strider connotations come from with that artist though. I don’t think you’re alone either considering I’m also pretty sure there is a Dave Strider animatic to his biggest song. Ignore if I’m just lying here.

For songs / artists I associate with Dirk, I’m lacking. I have one song in my Dirk playlist and it is “declare independence” by Björk. (Don’t think he would listen to it, just associate with him). I do associate a few death grips songs with him but I think it’s purely by virtue of being a fan. (Specifically hot head, spread eagle across the block & I break mirrors with my face in the United States for Dirk / Spikes + culture shock + you might think he loves you yadda yadda for UltDirk. I recommend all songs. All good songs)

Here is a selection of songs on my DirkJake Spotify playlist though. Ignore if this is actually a sucky selection, don’t tell me if it is. I’m willing to explain any if you are curious.

Thanks for sharing this with me though. I’ll relisten to the album next time I draw Dirk… so probably soon. I draw that guy too much

[ifighttheurgetotalkmyshit]

SPOILERS FOR ANTHONY BURCH'S NEW BOOK: Borderlands, Debt or Alive

**BORDERLANDS SPOILERS!!!!!**

Like, literally the biggest spoiler... Seriously, stay away.

You have been warned... Only read if you have read the book already.

Spoilers below:

Fiona confessing she has feelings for Rhys...

So, in this book, Rhysha is canon (which we've pretty much known since BL3). But I'm so glad they acknowledged that Rhyiona could've happened too. It's awesome but also kind of devastating—not just for the fans, but for Fiona too!

Oh my god, she’s literally in love with Rhys and has to watch her sister be indecisive and mess with his emotions. I can't imagine how frustrating and painful that must be for her. It really captures both Fiona's inner conflict and the heartbreak Rhyiona fans must be feeling.

Anthony Burch knows exactly how much people love both ships, and this moment really nails that feeling like you just lost something. It's so beautifully done.

Thank you Anthony Burch 🙏

[nomaishuttle]

my kitchen friend wasnt here today idt.. sad...

[tare-anime]

SxF Mission 87

(Beware spoilers)

OmG!!!!

OmG!!!!!!

Endo really spoiled me with these two latest chapters.

All major SxF females being in one chapter? Heck yesssss!!! Thank you Endo!

Nurse Sylvia?? Yes. Awesome

But the highlight for me is the "Big Sis" Sylvia here.

Never in million years I expect Endo to give us Sylvia actually acting like a big sis to Fiona 🥰🥰🥰

The head pat?? Auuughhh!! Yeessss!!

And it begins! Fiona will become Yor fans one day. (Lol 🤣🤣🤣). One day. Fiona will ask Yor for a private training lesson.

And then. And theeeennn!!!!

Yor. The sweet adorable Yor.

She really take it seriously her vouch to take care of Loid.

Waking up at 5am to cook??

And having a rough battle with... I guess, the potato peeler again, to make an actual breakfast???!!!

Hell yeaaaahh!!!

Aww come on Anya, give your mom more credit.

From this in chp 14

To this in chp 87??

That's BIG improvement there!!! Not "teeny tiny bit" 🤣🤣

But seriously. To cook and have injuries on her fingers, hands, wrist, and nose?

And leaving these carcasses

Yor... maybe go for a simpler menu next time, yeah? 😅😅😅😅

Anyway, Endo also give me, the Yor Bond moment

And Yor Anya mother daughter moments!!!!

Yes, Endoooo!!! Thank you so much.

I've been waiting sooooo long for these 🥰🥰🥰

Not to forget an Anya and Bond moment 🤣🤣👏

And even a family bonding time with Frankie!!

If only Loid joins them. But that still need some time. I guess 🤣🤣🤣

All in all. An amazing domestic chapter.

A total fan service SxF style.

I love it soooo much 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Cis Swap (5) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four

“Are you seriously trying to make me jealous?” (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Speaking for the first time in a while, Phoebe says, “I think I will take some air.” She hears the clack of heels behind her and turns around. Dani has joined her outside.

A ficlet about regency and remembering.

chaos in bloom (ao3) - vvelna

Summary: The adventures of Dan and Phyl, ghost removal experts.

Contraband (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Dani is ridiculously pale, and Phoebe knows that’s the pot calling the kettle pale. But she’s too worried to laugh about her own dumb joke, because Dani is also shivering and has been feeling poorly almost as long as she’s been in Manchester. She’s wrapped up in a burrito of Phoebe’s brightly coloured duvet and her face frowns out at Phoebe.

A fic about sickness and hand holding.

festive (ao3) - irrationalqueer

Summary: “You’re like...sexy Mrs. Claus,” she says, reaching out to touch, mouth hanging open.

i see you (ao3) - irrationalqueer

Summary: Fiona sees more than Dani thinks she does.

ivy (covered in you) (ao3) - irrationalqueer

Summary: Dani’s job now is to be guided - she is used to living in the darkness with Fiona, but for once they are headed toward the light

in the woods somewhere (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: After Dani bit Fi, Fi started to change too.

Is it serious? (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: In which Fi doesn’t have a ride home, Dani gives her one, they make out in her car, and there is just a little bit of discussion of feelings. Can be read on its own or as a sequel to my Curious songfic.

Laundry & Taxes (ao3) - serendipnpipity

Summary: In the world of yazisnotonfire and AmazingFiona, Yazi Howell still doesn't know how to do her laundry.

leaned a bit too hard (ao3) - jailedmoonshine

Summary: Growing up, Phil resented her name. She already didn't care for dresses and heels, so it was even harder convincing people she was actually a girl. As the years pass and her styles change, she decides to stop for a pint at a pub along her drive, giving her body a chance to breathe from the chill that was coming in.

Hang on... is that a nun?

no grave can hold my body down (i'll crawl home to her) (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: Dani is missing. She comes back, but something is different.

AKA lesbian vampire hozier songfic

our secret moments (ao3) - irrationalqueer

Summary: It’s a little bit exhilarating, the way they’d run, actually run down the hallway and crammed their tall bodies into this tiny alcove. Fiona hadn’t even given either of them a chance to calm down or catch their breath; she had just pushed Dani against the wall with her own body and started kissing her.

pizza, fluffy towels, blankets and horror movies (ao3) - watergator (orphan_account)

Summary: phoebe likes coming home to someone warm

rain is always gonna come (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: "I don't deserve you." She doesn't mean for it to slip out, at least not in that tone of voice. It feels too raw, too real, too close to what she's been lying awake with every night for months now. (Dani and Fi and depression, early years edition.)

Red wine supernova (ao3) - Cecil_Is_Drowning

Summary: Sister Daniel met the most awesome girl she'd ever met at a concert, but small issue, she forgot to tell her Roommate before bringing this (amazing) girl home.

run away with me (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: Dee and Fi break the rules just a little bit.

sex on the beach (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: The bartender is hot, and she definitely knows it. Phoebe feels herself getting more and more resentful the farther into her second drink she gets.

Sunkissed (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Phoebe isn’t a swimmer. But that somehow makes her love this all the more— the holiday quiet, the lull between legs of their world tour, the sound of the Australian jungle around them but other than that only the sound of Phoebe kicking and splashing.

A fic about playing and rationales.

taking the veil (ao3) - buskingalbatross

Summary: Twenty-two year old YouTuber Phillippa Lester accompanies her Dad on his trip to fulfill a commission to create a piece of art for a family friend who is living a monastic life in an abbey in the south of England. Angry at her parents and lacking other plans, eighteen-year old Dan Howell tags along with her grandma on an annual, summertime trip of her own: a two week secluded religious retreat at the same abbey.

the ladyknight dan fic (ao3) - baroquens

Summary: It's 1138, and Civil War is stirring in England. In the North, rumors of a Scottish invasion have begun to spread. Dan is a knight whose disguise as a man has recently fallen to pieces. Phil is the odd daughter of a country lord. They fall in love. This is a story about some of those things.

would you tell me if you want me (ao3) - rainbowroshenpower

Summary: AOL messenger

- D: baii ttyl <3 :) Thurs 9:08 PM

Fri 11:01 AM

- P: Why don't you come visit Manchester sometime ;) |

2009 wlw phan meeting for the first time but w lesbian tension. Phil is Pippa and Dan is Lara for the twin peaks truthers.

[saltminerising]

ppl are so insane abt multis i literally can't imagine caring that much. Why should I give a shit abt the economy, i barely buy things in the AH and the dragon economy is like. Fine. Every petsite economy is inflated and fr does a good job at being stable. Hatchery and project dragons during nest rentals staying in banned accounts is indicative of a larger problem with fr and that's it's a dragon png breeding game that arbitrarily decided you can't breed whatever colors and eyes you want on your own for their awesome plot that progresses 2-4 times a year and for some reason lays the blame on the players for trusting others when you literally cannot know if the other person is cheating or not and also fuck you we don't have an official way to do nest rentals like literally any reasonable game. There is a dragon petsite from literally 2007 or some shit with studding implemented and i don't have to go "awh man my dragon is lost on a banned account" on there. is why is flight rising suddenly reasonable for this? To say to your players that it would be too much work to restore dragons and then not give an alternative method to get what they want is genuinely insane and i don't know why people get bad at multis when there is clearly a bigger issue at play. Is it actually the other person's fault or is it the moderation's for not giving you your dragons even when there's on-site proof they were yours and it was a nest rental? They could literally say "here's an exact social script that you can do to guarantee we press a button to restore your dragons if things go wrong" familiars had this same problem and they only recently added fiona and we have 0 news on nesting changes despite the repeated issues players have with their dragons being stuck on banned accounts bc of a nest rental. I'm not longstanding enough to know if fiona was shadowdropped, but if she was it only proves my point further we are chasing the dragon of changes that take a million years to become real and then in the meantime they do fuckall, twiddle their thumbs and go "too bad, it has to stay the way it is!" They are playing us for absolute fools.

Tl;dr or whatever: why do we care about multis so much when we can't know their full impact on the economy ever. It's inflated anyway. The moderation decisions that consistently refuse to revert nest rental trades without a viable and safe alternative are the problem and not individual people cheating at the game. Especially when you probably won't be able to reasonably tell someone is cheating (and shouldn't be expected to) so the fault being on you for trusting someone is a bad choice.

Imo the only weak point is economy i don't understand that shit so i can understand an disagreement there. Sorry for caring too much about petsites I'll do it again. But genuinely why do you people spend so much time thinking about these people i don't understand. I like minding my business so i can think about other things. If i lost my prized expensive dragons i would be more mad at fr staff bc of their backwards rules that i can't get my dragons back no matter what.

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