#Finea

[coffeenuts]

Henkel by #Sacho# https://flic.kr/p/2o2g2u5

[doggirlsotd]

Today’s dog girl of the day is Finea from Magicians Academy!

[cmatain]

«La dama boba» de Lope de Vega: la comicidad en el ámbito de los criados y criadas

Algunas de las intervenciones graciosas de los criados ya nos han ido apareciendo, aquí y allí, al ir glosando los sucesos de sus amos[1]. Completaré ahora ese panorama de la comicidad de los lacayos con algunos breves apuntes complementarios. Así a Turín, el criado de Liseo, lo vemos preocupado en las escenas iniciales por la comida y los bastimentos[2]. Él nos da una primera descripción de…

[randomly--accessed--memories]

@storm-ismyusername

Okay, so, the "Vox's kids die as children AU." I came up with the image of Vox keeping his kids in a fish tank first, but upon further reflection, I've realized that it doesn't really line up with the timeline I've established.

Vox's children were 7 and 10 when he died (1957)

Vox worked under an overlord for 3 years after his death until he broke free, started his own business, and met Alastor (1960)

He and Alastor were friends for 6 years until they fell out (1966)

Vox gained official overlord status 2 years later (1968). By the time Vox had the resources for the fish tank plan, his kids would've been 18 and 21.

The only window of time where Thomas and Sarah can die and still be children is 1957-1961, so it would have to happen when Vox was still in the employ of his overlord. I actually think the idea of struggling single dad Vox is really charming, so let's go with that.

With that background, I'm not sure if Vox would feel the need to do the fish tank thing since they went a decade without anything going wrong. Maybe it exists, but Sarah and Thomas aren't confined to it 24/7. Everyone already knows they exist, so they're allowed to move around the tower as they please (they are absolutely not allowed to go outside, though).

Okay, with that out of the way, onto the responses. Gonna answer this in parts: this one is the pre-canon stuff, the next will be the canon stuff, and the third will be RAM stuff.

Ondine & Fineas where they die as kids: How does child Sarah and Thomas react to: 1-Dying 2-Going to Hell 3-Reuniting with your dead Dad (who now has a TV for a head) Would any of their Sinner features be different? Is it weird I can see Vox being more fatherly to Sarah and Thomas than he was in his human life? So when Sarah & Thomas die as kids does Vox find them before or after his big fight with Alastor? If before, what would Alastor make of the situation?  How long does Sarah and Thomas fend for themselves in Hell? A few days, a few weeks, a month, a year?  Did someone find the first? Did Vox only learn his kids were in Hell when someone was using them as blackmail against him? Did Sarah and Thomas watch as their father brutally murder their kidnapper in front of them?  Maybe another Overlord (like Carmilla, Zestial, or Rosie) found them and gave them to Vox because they felt threatening children was beneath them and drew the line at hurting kids. Wait what if Alastor found them first? What would he do with them if he did?

Okay, so Sarah and Thomas die somewhere between 1958 and 1959. They still drowned, maintaining their aquatic theming, but I'm not sure how exactly– could've been from their mother driving under the influence and crashing the car through a bridge's guardrails, could've been just regular drowning at the beach or something. Their mother survives, so they land in Hell alone (I have no idea what an 8~9 and 11~12-year-old could've done to get sent to Hell, but let's just move on).

Not sure how Vox finds them. In the main AU, they found him by recognizing his voice in an advertisement and seeking him out, but at this point, Vox is just some random nobody. Let's just assume he got extremely lucky and happened to come across them 1-30 days after they first arrived but before anyone else thought to scoop them up. Vox is horrified that they're dead and in Hell and privately swears to permakill his wife for letting this happen if he ever sees her again. He brings them back to his shitty little apartment and starts trying to figure out how the fuck he's supposed to care for children in Hell.

Despite the circumstances, Vox is actually a better father in Hell than he was on Earth. He has nothing to his name other than a shitty errand boy job, a tiny apartment, and his two small children who he thought he'd never see again. While the stress of having to provide for them is a beast, losing everything sort of forced him to get his priorities in order in regards to them. They become far more tight-knit than when they were alive as Vox is forced to spend more time with them and get creative when it comes to meeting their needs.

It's all quite the adjustment for Thomas and Sarah. Dying and trying to survive on the streets was as traumatizing as you'd expect. Reuniting with your dead dad and having to adjust to living in poverty is also a lot to take in. Every day, they're stuck in a one-room apartment with gunshots constantly going off outside and explicit instructions from their father to be as quiet as possible and not open the door for anyone– very different from the upper-middle-class suburbanite life they were used to. Eventually, their dad will come home with cheap food, they'll spend some time together, and then all curl up in their one bed and try to sleep. Wash, rinse, repeat. It's not a comfortable life, but it's definitely more intimate than how things used to be. Thomas starts letting go of some of his resentment of Vox since he can tell he's actually trying now, and Sarah's view of him as A Good Dad, Actually solidifies.

Eventually, Vox secretly kills his overlord, starts his first business, and is taken under Alastor's wing. Things become more comfortable for the three of them, and Alastor becomes something akin to a weird but fun uncle to the kids. Things are looking up for the family as Vox starts to build power and wealth. It's horrifying for the kids when Vox comes home one night without a head and swears vengeance on Alastor, but that incident only adds to Vox's upward momentum. After ten years of struggling in Hell, Thomas and Sarah (or rather, Fineas and Ondine) find themselves back in the lap of luxury as their father claims the title of the Overlord of Television.

[raisedxbyxtelevision]

Didn't want to fill out the kinks/turn ons/turn offs section, but I thought this looked fun.

[skyward-floored]

i want you to know i loved the writing on swamp link taking zelda back to the village. it took me two hours to realize chief baiyu's name is a PLAY ON BAYOU

Aw thank you :] I had a lot of fun writing it!

And yep, hehe. all the Zora’s names are a bit on the punny side actually XD

[abnormallynice]

Im glad you guys like the fake twewy bean

[redladydeath]

Vox: Tommy, come on, enough. He's just a big dog. You liked dogs! Stop being a pussy. Fineas: That's not a dog, it's a monster! Ondine: >:0 *gasps and covers Vark's "ears"*

[kinascorner]

Fineas!

An absolutely stable and not at all high strong cult employee

[ninadaily]

nina :

"The REUNION screening was a success! And it got me out of sweatpants and out of the house (but still on crutches 🩼😒) at night for the first time in months! I was BEYOND exhausted after, and my knee was super swollen, but getting to watch the film with a live audience and hearing their laughter was WORTH IT! REUNION comes out on digital platforms this Friday! Thank you to everyone who came out to support and to @sophiejulia & @austinmichvel for hosting us at the @alo HQ theater! But most of all thank you to my set Bestie @comedianlilrel for cohosting the screening with me and being the best partner in crime there is. Huge shout out to the rest of the cast and our Director Chris Nelson 🤩 @paramountpics"

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ORTERA CARROW

TW: Child marriage, mentions of fertility issues, mentions of miscarriages, estrangement, torturing animals, Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

Ok, imagine yourself as a THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD Slytherin from a fresh pure-blood family, enjoying Hogwarts as it is, and finally getting people to recognise you as a PERSON and not a play toy, and then your parents PULL YOU OUT and get you BETROTHED to a newly expelled Finneas Carrow, who was notorious for being violent, and hot-headed, forced to keep the composure for he had violated the Carrow family name. You get married within a YEAR and are forced to bear your husband's heirs as punishment since your father-in-law is an absolute tyrant and demands the bloodline continue from Finneas. YOU THEN PROCEED TO HAVE MULTIPLE FERTILITY ISSUES CAUSE NOBODY EXPECTS A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD TO HAVE CHILDREN FOR GOD'S SAKE. You finally have girls back-to-back but thoroughly disappointing your image in your new family and your husband starts to isolate from you. BUT YOUR GIRLS ARE WORSE. Instead of dainty belles, they find pleasure in killing animals and scaring away caretakers. Then your brother-in-law repeats the same thing by marrying ANOTHER THIRTEEN-YEAR OLD AND HAVING ANOTHER DAUGHTER IN A YEAR. So, to sum it up, your daughters are sadistic psychopaths, Your husband doesn’t care for you, and you took your sister-in-law Claribel under your wing. Happened to my good friend Ortera Travers.

@harbinger-0f-spring. This is the mother of the Crow Sisters.

[cmatain]

«La dama boba» de Lope de Vega: nuevas mudanzas de amor, una boba fingida y un final feliz (y 3)

Y así sigue avanzando la acción de la comedia[1], dando muestras Finea de simple y boba cuando quiere, y cuando no quiere, no (ver los vv. 2795-2797). Viene en esto Laurencio a pedir como mujer a Finea, alegando que tiene tres testigos de la palabra de esposa que le dio. Otavio responde que está casada con Liseo y sale en busca de la justicia. Cuando el padre regrese, Finea dirá que Laurencio se…

[plasticfangtastic]

a man's attractiveness really is tied to his grooming habits.

just saw Henry cavill's new haircut and i had both the urge to run after him with some clippers and wonder what his wife sees in him.

like girl take him to the hairdresser he looks 50's and balding with that hairstyle like bro dont remind the world that he is english!

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OKAY LAST POST ABOUT VOX'S KIDS

[demenior]

Seeing a 2025 "hot take" that Fjord is essentially a 'hostage' in his relationship w Jester and like... you're telling me the dude who played chicken with his very soul/life against a god and won, because said god was trying to put him in a hostage situation, and you're telling me that that Fjord would stay in a relationship where he was 'a hostage'?????????? He would, canonically and literally, rather die than be a hostage. That man is not anywhere he doesn't want to be.

You can not like FjordJester together, that's fine dude, but why be dumb about it.

[jerzwriter]

What my all time favorites tell me...

Songs 1 through 4... I really am an angsty chick who enjoys having my heartstrings ripped out, and the complex PTSD is real...

5... But, I can also be defined by the phrase, "What the fuck?" 😂😂