#Final Fantasy Sexyman

[finalfantasysexyman]

FINAL ROUND

[gazkerber]

A silly Kefka requested over my Patreon~

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash Bros Sexyman Contest Round 4!

[kingofdoma]

Yeah, this image owns.

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FINAL FANTASY SEXYMAN BRACKET FINALE!

We got two hot and sexy titans ready to take it to the very limit! Let's look at how the last bracket ended!

Amazing! ... unless I don't post this post, in which case you'll never see this image! I'm prepping this before I leave town for my 5th wedding anniversary and I'm assuming the results will stay the same over the next 46 hours! Woo!

Let's take a look at our final matchup!

On one side, we have the redeemed dark knight, the future king of Baron, the white haired wonder who's half Mooninite, Cecil Harvey! His has been called a "trans narrative" by the original submitter, so let's see if this icon of SNES FF games makes it to the podium!

On the other side, you have the mysterious ronin of Zanarkand, the ghost with the most who can roast Hades the most, Auron! Though he is only submitted with "[spoiler removed]" as a justifier for his place here, clearly that place is justified for him to have made it so far on so little! Let's see if the (not your father, but your) daddy of Spira can take the crown!

It's been an amazing ride, gang, and I thank each and every one of you for your reblogs and votes! Let's end strong!

Happy Voting!!!!!!!

[izunias-meme-hole]

The Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman Tournament - Round 3 (Quarterfinals)

We’re almost there folks! We’re almost at the finals!

Round 3:

Cecil Palmer vs Bill Cipher

Alucard vs Sephiroth

[chiko-lad]

I made the most important FFIX article.

This actually took me quite a bit of work and is apparently now the longest article on this wiki. Had a lot of fun making it though.

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #0017

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7, 1997)

List of Archetypes

Angst

Duality

Dominating

Eldritch

Johnlocked

Knifemurder

Intelligence

Mysterious

Pale Twink

All Powerful

One-Winged Angel

Power Of Love

Theme Song

Long Coat/Cape/Robe/Etc.

White Hair

[fruitsofhell]

       Ok but like with the tags on that last RB: It genuinely is really funny when people, AND EVEN SQUARE NOW, characterize Sephiroth as this sexy mind-fucking villain guy. I think it’s a very interesting moment that started with fans reacting to the amount of emotional power he had over Cloud as a villain, and combined with him just being hot, starting to sexualize that in their heads. And then Squenix taking note and upping the camp in Remake, because they upped EVERYTHING in Remake.        But Like,,, the truth is that Sephiroth as a person had no sexual agency at all. He was a husk of a man before he went crazy, and even though Shinra threw his image around and he was seen as a celebrity, that never reached him. You can tell just in how he acted at Nibelhiem - he was just business and formality because he knew nothing else in his life but his job. Even once he lost it and fell into a reactor and became an eldritch god, he never uses sex appeal or romance to manipulate anyone in the party. He’s fucking scary and has an insanely intimidating presence in the game, but it’s just purely vengeful sadism. And then once you do face him head on, the guy has nothing to say to you except silence, as he morphs into fucked up god abominations and does 6 minute long summon animations.        I do think its really interesting to think about how Sephiroth’s sex appeal works, as an iconic and impactful video game villain, and as a person within the world who was paraded around as a perfect military mascot - but like he isn’t a sexy person, he was just depressed and then he was ESTUANS INTERIS IRA VEHEMENTI. I especially like thinking about the idea that Cloud may have had like a celebrity crush on him, and the extra layer of annoying that adds to Sephiroth tormenting him, but I don’t like the idea of Sephiroth specifically trying to manipulate him with his sex appeal. Like FFS Sephiroth was a 20-something y/o when he met Cloud as a 16 y/o.        I think in Remake the idea is that this isn’t just Sephiroth who fell into the lifestream and ate eternal knowledge, but Sephiroth who then fell into some time-multiverse BS so now he acts like this? But it’s still annoying, I wish if Squenix wanted to exploit- I MEAN TALK ABOUT Sephiroth’s sex appeal they could’ve done it in a less corny way. I also think discussion of this game would be more fun if Sephiroth wasn’t just called a sexyman, and people stopped fucking shipping his grown ass with someone he knew when they were an impressionable kid.

[iotasage]

Timelapse of a donations page picture for Half Life charity, used by a virtual theatre group I used to be a part of.

Edit: looks like it turned out too LQ. :c I had to lower it to 480p for my potato net to upload, but it distorted it quite a bit. Not sure if I can get the original file but, but if I can I'll re-upload it HQ once I have better net.

[finalfantasysexyman]

[doubleca5t]

we're all extremely lucky that Final Fantasy VI came out in 1994 in a time before widespread internet fandom as we know it today because can you imagine what the yaoi people would have done to Kefka? he would have been a tumblr sexyman to end all sexymen

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash Bros Sexyman contest: Round Two!

[vaynglories]

turns out maybe we are all just one bad day away from becoming that guy. experienced one of my generic shippy posts being reblogged with h*zbin h*tel shit and i suddenly understood why that person had their Joker Moment

new type of guy discovered today (guy who made a post that blew up and then @'s people in the notes about why they're tagging it with the wrong fictional characters)

[kingofdoma]

Woo! Things are off to a spicy start in the Final Fantasy Sexyman bracket! You guys made it clear what you want in your sexymen, with nothing but definitive wins (60/40 split or greater) in each round.

Here are the results!

The biggest winner was Minwu, with a whopping 83.8 % of the vote! (You guys don't think Robin Williams can get it? Weird)

I'd love to get more of you guys voting, so please! Stump for your favourites! Get those reblogs going so your sexyman gets their just desserts, kay?

Here are the new bouts!

Red XIII vs. Kurasame Susaya

Haurchefaunt vs. Mog

Edgar vs. Gaius

Thancred vs. Yang

Cecil vs. Kimahri

Golbez vs. Jecht

Mateus vs. Kefka

Cid Garlond vs. Zack

Happy voting!

[izunias-meme-hole]

[theminecraftbee]

“Hello, bozo. What are you doing dropping—is that a heating stone?” Techno grins. In front of his counter stands a man with dark blue eyes, an apron, and twisting blue tentacles for hair. “Why, hello Squid! Fancy seeing you here! You’re late.” “I’m not late, I just arrive here at a sensible time to start setting up, you tryhard,” Squid says. “I try hard, yes, but that’s because my sales figures will pound yours into the ground. You may claim to have pioneered a technique to make your potatoes more nutritious than mine—” “It’s not that hard, you’re just bad,” Squid says. “Shows what will happen when you let a pig till fields, really.” Techno gasps in mock offense. “Hey, it’s hardly my fault I was born with hooves and a pig’s head. You can’t control your Gifts, you know. That’s—that’s offensive, Squid.” “Please. You make that joke yourself daily.” “And I’m offending myself every time.”

NANOWRIMO HAS BEGUN. this year: i finally write the fic i promised i'd write way back when joe beat wilbur in sexyman. i love that this fantasy au starts with the very important plot beat of "potato war is canon" btw,