#Fellow kiwi girl

[miss-kuki-nz]

Imagine If Dakota won the match, iyo will be pissed imo 😲

[skylerthebean]

Merry Christmas y'all, I'm sick rn so I can't spend Christmas the way I wanted to but wanna know what I did for Christmas Eve? That's right...

I read some new yuri

And oh boy, is it getting an anime adaptation in like 2 weeks in the new year

What is the manga/anime called, well maybe you've heard of it, that is..

"Gushing Over Magical Girls" or "I admire magical girls and..."

Even though I find myself uncomfortable at times I'm actually enjoying the read, can't wait to see what the anime has to offer (I heard there's gonna be two versions of the anime, censorship and non censorship so I wonder how that's gonna go) anyways Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays my fellow Tumblr users and stay safe out there

(P.S. My favorite characters are Baiser and Azul for no reason whatsoever. Oh, and Kiwi, can't forget Kiwi :D)

[chaifootsteps]

Is the rapist a real person or a fictional character?

It's Liz Fong-Jones. For anyone unaware, Liz Fong-Jones is 47 cockroaches in a human suit, and is known for, among other things...

Raping someone and infamously referring to it as a "consent accident." This is the driving force behind their desire to bring Kiwi Farms down -- because Kiwi Farms hosts proof of them admitting it. It's thought that the victim, who was left suicidal and is strongly suspected to be another trans woman, was threatened or blackmailed into silence.

When I say "bring down Kiwi Farms?" I mean they want to burn down the very concept of a free internet. I can't stress enough how much this person would like to gut net neutrality, which is a problem because...

They have tech connections, quite a bit of money, and a willingness to threaten upstream ISP providers, calling their wives in the middle of the night as a means of intimidation and referring to these calls as "girl talks."

Incidentally, their name is making the rounds again because they moved to Bluesky and tried to make it into a personal army, creating a "Kiwi Farms block list" and using it to punish fellow trans women who talk about their rape allegations. The Bluesky veterans were absolutely not having it and the whole thing's extremely funny.

[gothicwidowsworld]

First kiss M.A

Warning: literally based of my first kiss experience, yes i know its embarrassing but also fucking hilarious also couldn’t find a gif from the episode i wanted so have this instead :)

“I… I don’t understand how I keep getting roped into this shit.” the y/h/c young woman grumbled loudly taking a sip of some leftover French chardonnay. The chardonnay had been an unexpected but welcomed surprise, after complaining a few episodes ago about the sheer amount of reds that were featured the wannabe sommelier Clément Novalak made sure to select a white for the girl. Clem had probably dropped the name of the province the golden liquid had come from during his spell about aged oak barrels and the apricot orange-peel floral notes but in this exact moment Y/N could not have cared less. 

“Because you love spending time with us.” Marcus replied, shooting the girl a cocky smile as his honey eyes captured her familiar y/e/c over his sunglasses. “Debatable.” Y/N hummed snarkily. “Clem is bearable at times, but you two….” Y/N gestured at the two Kiwi boys before trailing off taking another sip from her sadly rapidly emptying glass. “I’m going to take that as the compliment I’m hoping it was intended to be.” The French driver mumbled, absentmindedly readjusting his bow-tie.  “Aw you know I love you Clemmie” the y/s/c young woman exclaimed in a sing-song tone playfully throwing her free arm around the tuxedo donned man. “And yet no love for me… not even a little. What kind of girlfriend are you!” Marcus moaned in disbelief at the long-time friendship being rubbed in his face. “Oh quit whining and get on with it.” Y/N sassily retaliated rolling her eyes at the Kiwi’s hysterics. 

“Fine.” Marcus grumbled, however he struggled to hold back the building smile. If there was one thing Marcus sucked at it was hiding his emotions. It didn’t take a genius to work out how he felt about the young woman. From the way his soft golden hazel eyes would sparkle to the small twitches of his upper lip as he tried to bite back a growing grin. “I meant to ask Max during the podcast but I never got around to it, so when and where is your first kiss.” Marcus continued, still slightly kicking himself that he’d forgotten to ask such a juicy question to Max ‘rejected him 26 times’ Fewtrell himself. “We can re-divert!” James stated quickly a smug grin beginning to form, the grin targeted towards the F2 Driver dropped quickly when Clem expertly deflected the question “Actually James when was your first kiss.” The Frenchman asked. “It was in Whangamatā actually in 2013.” The dark blond began setting the scene. “2013?!” Y/N coughed out choking slightly on a sudden giggle. If she did the maths quickly that meant James hadn’t kissed anyone until he was sixteen. This new found knowledge practically obliterated the cool suave Bond-like demeanour James had built up. There wasn’t anything wrong with saving your first kiss, absolutely nothing wrong with going at your own pace. But Y/N had known James since he was 18 and the idea that James could probably have somewhat confidently chugged a weak beer before even locking lips with a girl was mind blowing. Shooting the older man an apologetic smile Y/N continued listening to James retelling of probably one of his most awkward life milestones. “Did you give her a wee pecker.. Or was it a slobbery kiss?” Marcus quizzed his fellow countryman, enjoying the growing bashfulness coming from his mate.

Soon it became clear it was Y/N turn to share her recollection of her first kiss. She wished she could lie and say she simply didn’t remember but knowing Marcus well she knew the Kiwi wouldn’t let it go, especially if he thought it could potentially be a little embarrassing. Groaning Y/N pondered for a second, placing her wine glass down and tucking her legs neatly beneath her. Adjusting her hoodie she racked her brains, the Screaming Meals Trio were some of her closest friends but there were still some things the girl didn’t feel needed to be shared and reliving certain parts of her childhood was one of them. Boy looking back Y/N was embarrassed enough, she didn’t need the trio pissing themselves laughing. So, what about your first kiss Y/N/N ?” the French native asked, his narrowed dark hazel eyes sparkling with mischief. “Marcus didn’t have to share his so why should I?” Y/N frowned, narrowing her eyes playfully at the Kiwi sat directly across from her. “Well firstly mine wasn’t that interesting, secondly it’s my show.” Marcus called out, poking his tongue out a little at his reasoning.  

“Ok first kiss.” Y/N began pausing for a second. “Like first proper kiss when you were aware of what was happening?” Y/N asked slowly hoping for some clarity, her head tilt in slight confusion. 

“Woah woah woah how many guys have you kissed that you ‘weren't aware of?’” Marcus objected loudly shuffling forward from his relaxed position, emphasizing his point with air quotes. Marcus wouldn’t call himself jealous, in fact that’s one of the last words he’d ever associate with himself, but the idea that there could potentially be a list of guys who’d kissed his girlfriend before him was difficult. The Kiwi Driver couldn’t help the surfacing insecurity, I mean what if (god forbid)  they were better kissers than him? “Don’t be gross Marcus… I mean like I don't want to say 4 or 5 mate… I barely remember it other than he’d been nagging me for ages and apparently he was no longer satisfied with my sadistic self only letting him kiss the bottom of my foot…” 

Stifling a giggle at the mixture of reactions from the boys Y/N shrugged as if her statement was beyond normal. “Also sorry Greg if that made you realise you had a foot fetish or something….” The girl added, reaching to collect her previously abandoned glass. “Uh… ok so what about your first proper kiss then?” Clem managed to ask, the Frenchman still slightly frozen in shock. “Um I was in year four so like 8… oh god…” Y/N trailed off cringing at the memory of this relationship. Hell could she even class it as a relationship? It hadn’t lasted that long, but it had been her first real exposure to boys. The boy in question had been the popular boy at school, all the girls had wanted him and he’d picked her. Something young Y/N had been so immensely proud of. 

“I’m probably going to regret asking this but how old was he?” James interrupted hesitantly, a look of concern filling his pale features. “I think. I think maybe 11? Oh fuck that’s  questionably dodgy.” the young woman groaned in realisation. “That’s like mega dodgy… 10 shades of dodgy.” the insurance broker agreed quickly, running a hand over his face. Silence fell over the small group. You could probably have heard a pin drop, or the sharp intake of breath from an extremely baffled Kiwi named Marcus Armstrong. “Jesus Y/N/N I think I can hear some police sirens.” Marcus exclaimed, clearing his throat, all the brown haired driver got in response was a half-hearted shrug. “Well you wanted something interesting?” the y/h/c girl replied simply. 

[seyoonlgc]

harmless matchmaking fun.

PART ONE (because this got too long)

Time to get down to some serious business.

Cupid Seyoon was on the move, ready to hand out matching candies to his fated couples. He walked around the entire Halloween party ground, pretending to be innocently admiring people's costumes while in reality, diligently observed and schemed.

If any of his ships end up sailing after tonight and people get laid, he shall consider it his contribution to humankind and expect karmic rewards.

Please ctrl + f your character's first name if you don't want to read the whole thing. If I mentioned you, it's because you liked my plot call or told me on discord/twitter that you would not mind participating. Thanks everyone, for indulging me, this was so fun to write!

***Don't see your character? Probably in the next part (s)***

The first person he pulled to his side was Taeha (@lgctaeha), just to let her know that it was time. As Cupid's assistant and fellow Legacy shipper, he intended to take her opinions into consideration (because let's be real, his alone should not be trusted). Of course, he also had a match for her. "Here," he said, passing her a strawberry candy. It was identical to the one he had handed off to Wenjun (@lgcwenjun) earlier because he thought they would make such a cute couple. "Your match is tall, gorgeous and incredibly sweet. He's one of the only two men I really trust here at Legacy." Only the best for dear Taeha. Seyoon considered this ship sunshine x sunshine, and thought about everlasting summers.

He went to Yoojoon (@lgcyoojoon) next, because his brother's wellbeing was always on his mind. He handed him a peach candy, which was the same kind he had given to Milan (@lgcmilan). "Your match is a real peach," he promised Yoojoon after explaining his little game tonight. Milan was a pretty Christian girl and probably wanted a vanilla good boy. Who would be a better fit than his step brother? Nobody. Seyoon gave this ship the name of holy union, because both of the people involved were angels, at least in his eyes.

"Kiwi for you!" He grabbed a wild Ollie (@lgcoliver) by the back of his shirt as the guy was running past and placed a bright green candy into his hand. Seyoon planned to hand the matching candy off to Jaekyung (@lgcjaekyung) because she was really fun and could probably match Ollie's energy.

Seyoon looked down at the next candy he'd pulled out of his basket. It was watermelon, which was the flavor he gave to Yujin (@yujinlgc). The idea of matching her hurt, because she was a goddess and his idol, so nobody really deserved her. A part of him wanted to take the candy back for his Yujin shrine, but the other less selfish part wanted to find her someone. While contemplating, he accidentally bumped into Akio (@lgcakio), and ended up dropping the candy into his pocket. It would be weird to reach into his fellow trainee's pocket now and get the candy back, so instead he accepted fate and gave Akio a sulky look. "You better treasure her," he told the guy. All things considered, this one was not a bad option - Akio was a good man as far as he knew, better than a lot of the others.

Minjun (@lgcmjun) was a difficult one, because Seyoon still couldn't look at him without feeling the guilt. He assigned the guy grapefruit flavored candy, because that was Asher's favorite and gave the matching one to Jisoo (@lgcjisoo). Maybe back then, he, Jisoo and Asher were never meant to be a trio. Sometimes he wished he could go back and change things. This was his attempt, he supposed.

Perhaps BK (@lgcbk) would be confused about getting paired up with Sori (@lgcsori) via the apple candy but he should trust Seyoon's judgement. Sori was a cutie, especially whenever she got a bit tipsy. There might be a party girl hiding inside and those rosy cheeks were incredibly charming, which he highly doubted any man could resist.

Who on the earth should he pair up with Yuxi (@lgcyuxi)? She was real spicy with guys, but Seyoon had seen her interacting better with the ladies. Since Yuxi was working with the cool older sister vibe, he figured he'd find her someone with a little sister look. Maybe Amelia (@lgcamelia) would be a good choice! They can enjoy their raspberry candies together.

[emerals]

the lads but it’s cards against humanity

some of these are funny most aren’t lmao

prompts are bolded!!

OZZY - - Seeing my father cry; kid-tested, mother-approved. - Step 1: A sorry excuse for a father. Step 2: Vehicular manslaughter. Step 3: Profit. - What's my secret power? Fucking all my dad's friends. - What's that smell? Poor life choices.

JUNIPER - - Excuse me, straight man, but all the different kinds of lesbians isn't for you, STRAIGHT MAN. - Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality? - Girls. High five, bro. - A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without getting serial killed.

XIMENA - - I never truly understood hot people until I encountered your mom. - But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you vigorous jazz hands. - That's right, I killed heteronormativity. How, you ask? Bees? - For my next trick, I will pull science out of a Bop It.

WHITTANY - - I drink to forget being rich. - Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about breaking into song and dance. - I got 99 problems but crumbs all over the god damn carpet ain't one. - Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support?

ASH - - Arby's We Have completely unwarranted confidence. - When I am President, I will create the Department of a bitch slap. - Hey Reddit! I'm judging everyone. Ask me anything. - I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love two Xanax and a bottle of wine.

VIVIAN - - YAAAAAAS! You are serving me daddy issues realness! - Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's men in there. - What's the best metaphor for our political system? 30 shirtless bears emerging from the fog. - 50% of all marriages end in listening to her problems without trying to solve them.

EVERETT - - In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with the patriarchy for the first time. - What are my parents hiding from me? Saying "I love you". - As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to a little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs. - If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love committing treason?

KIWI - - Mamma Mia. Here I go again. My! My! How can I resist giggling like an anime girl? - Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on sunshine an rainbows. - TSA guidelines now prohibits wizard music on airplanes. - My fellow Americans: Before this decade we will have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson on the moon!

DEAN - - I get by with a little help from self-loathing. - I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "being fucking pathetic". - Your dreams are one click away! Learn more at Hope.com. - What's the most emo? A lifetime of sadness.

NIX - - Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's menstrual rage. - The class field trip was completely ruined by whatever straight people do for fun. - It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with unfathomable stupidity. - Old MacDonald had dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. E-I-E-I-O.

HUNTER - - Howdy neighbor! I couldn't help but notice you struggling with getting into a pretty bad car accident. Need a hand? - Why can't I sleep at night? Dead parents. - When I was tripping on acid, BATMAN! turned into therapy. - I'm Tony Robbins, and over the next sixty minutes I'm going to teach you how to harness the power of the Kool-Aid Man!

DOTTIE - - What's there a ton of in heaven? Some god damn peace and quiet. - What's a girl's best friend? Solving problems with violence. - I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and silence. - IF you like sipping kombucha like a smug piece of shit, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.

ADEN - - Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "establishing dominance." - White people like drinking gasoline to see what it tastes like. - Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stopmyinnerdemons - Why do I hurt all over? A mistake.

SYLVIA - - Designers! For this week's challenge, you must make a dress designed for telling Heather she can't pull off that top. - Daddy, why is mommy crying? Toxic masculinity. - And the Academy Award for complaining goes to the careless cunt who left a water ring on my credenza. - Why am I sticky? Soup that is too hot.

LOUIE - - Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children PTSD. - We're here! We're doing crimes! Get used to it! - Today on Maury: "Help! My son is being a motherfucking sorcerer!" - Premiering tonight: NBC's new heartfelt family drama, This Is an old guy who's almost dead.

MARSHALL - - I'm sorry Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of some guy. - What never fails to liven up the party? Being on fire. - Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with kayaking with my sluts. - Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is a messy bitch who lives for drama.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

As a fellow Retatsu fan, do you have any headcanons for her?

OOOOOOOO Y E S!!!!

I fucking love Retatsu so much, she's my second fav behind Bu-Ling so I'd love to give out some headcanons!

(FYI: so far I have watched 39 out of 52 episodes of the original anime as of writing this)

When she grows up to be an adult, she'll become a world famous plushie/toy maker that owns her own toy stores that's called The Cabbage Patch (y'all can guess what reference this is lol). Her specialty are teddy bears and any other kind of stuffed animal

She is Bisexual (with a slight lean towards girls) and Femme Nonbinary (they/she)

She is in a poly relationship with Ichigo/Mew Strawberry, Berry Shirayuki/Mew Berry, and Masaya Aoyama. They all became a polycule after the events of A La Mode

She and Bu-Ling are pretty much best friends and adoptive sisters at this point, they both love to do goofy and fun things together, even as Retatsu still retains her voice of reason doing so (somewhat). Sometimes Bu-Ling can easily convince Retatsu to pull off the dumbest things you'd ever come up with

Her favorite fruits are kiwi, honeydew melon, white grapes, pears, and limes

One of her most favorite snacks is a whole raw cucumber dipped in yellow mustard and horseradish sauce, she finds the combo of cool and refreshing and spicy and vinegary taste it creates to be delicious. Whenever she eats it in front of her friends (like Minto and Ichigo for example), they all stare in shock and horror as they watch Retatsu eat a sauce covered raw vegetable

She loves to garden veggies as a hobby, so she has a HUGE veggie garden that she takes care of in a greenhouse that resides in her backyard

She's also a HUGE fan of both the Mori Kei and Cottagecore aesthetics, it can be seen in a lot of the outfits she wears outside of Cafe Mew Mew

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Thank you soso very much for sending this in, it was soso much fun to type up these headcanons I love coming up with them!

I hope I see you here again soon and have a wonderful day!!

[anyvvhere-but-here]

Day 2: “Hold on girls, it’s a wee bit shitty”

It’s day two on this island and the locals have accepted us as one of their own… (insert picture of me pretending to be a kiwi here).

We started our day with a toasted sandwich (the only hot food in which they serve before 5pm) and a cappuccino that tasted like… carrot juice? Or maybe it was wishful thinking after not having a veggie in 2 days. Soon after we decided to book our taxi to Ulva island, a 7 minute boat trip to a private and predator free bird sanctuary!

Dear Matt dropped us at the island after a chill ride over and it wasn’t long until we realised how ill equipped we were to survive in the wild. It took 2 minutes before we spotted our first Weka and Bellbird! And with 4 hours in this paradise we were confident we would find us a kiwi too (even though there’s only 30 and they’re nocturnal), because we are clearly bird whisperers.

We walked, we crawled, we slipped and hopped around the forest trying to blend in with the winged inhabitants. Made friends with a Stewart Island robin and took a selfie with a suntanning sea lion. But still no kiwi… big sad. We wandered the path less travelled and spotted parrots with fellow travellers, strolled the sandy beaches and hung out with more Weka. We even spotted a few rare South Island Saddlebacks (tīeke)!!

Approaching 3pm we met up with our boat taxi driver Dan who informed us we never stood a chance at seeing a kiwi anyway… thanks Dan. Since arriving back to the backpackers we have since napped and eaten dinner, a much needed veggie packed bowl of noodles… French kiss. Tonight we plan on going out and finding some penguins and hopefully a Kiwi!

P.S. we have cookies

[tswiftcore]

hello! i’m isabella - the face behind this page 🤗 welcome! I just thought I’d type a wee introduction introducing myself to anyone new joining this community. the first thing you should know is pretty much plastered all over this page - i’m a swiftie through and through.

I’m also a kiwi and have lived in new zealand my whole life but I do look forward to one day traveling out of australasia.. as far as at home goes, im currently finishing the tail end of my last year at school 🥲 and gosh is it busy.

In between studying i probably have gilmore girls open or am spooning my cat henry tennessee. I created this page as a way to connect with other fellow swifties who feel they need a more personal way to engage with the taylor community. I sure know that I need at least 50 swifties around me at all times come october 21 (I am deeply unwell)

If this sounds like something you can get behind, please feel free to say hello 🥰

[gretavanlace]

If you can’t be horny online with your fellow Stans where can you be horny?! If u don’t like it log off!!! Don’t be hateful to the pretty girls on this app damn!!! We love u kiwi baby 💚

Yes we do, baby girl

[catbountry]

This is going to seem kind of odd but you know who's been the most inspiring to me in terms of trying to better myself? Danny Brown. Not even kidding. And it started from this clip.

This, of course, led me down a rabbit hole, and this was how I found out that Danny had gotten involved with trolling Cyraxx, though he's had interest in other lolcows.

Cyraxx is a YouTube-centric lolcow who would be pitiable for being sickly and clearly having a cognitive disability of some kind, but he's also an asshole who steals other people's work, cheats on his girlfriends, hits women (including his elderly grandmother), and also sexts underage girls and allegedly sexually assaulted a blind kid at a sleepover back in high school. He's an asshole, to be sure, but he also has trouble doing basic, 1st grade level math, and has the frame of someone who could be knocked over by a strong gust of wind. He has a dedicated community of trolls who milk him for content, and as is the case with a lot of people who are in a similar vein to Cyraxx, many of them will justify their trolling because of the deplorable acts committed by their victims. But also, it's worth noting, that Danny would admit that his addiction to Kiwi Farms and trolling was in part fueled by being stuck inside during the COVID lockdown, as well as his struggle with substance abuse and poorly dealing with his trauma. He admits "hurt people hurt people," and realized this while also achieving sobriety.

I can't fully identify with everything Danny was going through, obviously, but I will admit that a big part of me getting sucked into lolcow culture did come from a place of deep insecurity, and my mental health deteriorated as I felt stuck in this space. Seeing a fellow artist who is weird and unconventional (two traits that immediately grab my interest) go through this world, wind up where I did, and come back out while still having an appreciation of even weirder shit online? It struck a chord with me. Danny's never gonna read this but... thanks dude. Atrocity Exhibition is fucking awesome. Your laugh is infectious. I would love to put you in a room together with Rich Evans.

Totally unrelated video.

I want to let people know that while I know my reputation precedes me, I appreciate the people who recognize that I am trying to be a better person. It can be disheartening feeling like I've torched my own reputation forever and feeling like I'll never be able to get grow past this, but there are people out there who believe people can get better and it really helps me keep going forward, even when I trip up and face plant.

Thank you for extending that kind of grace to me. I want to be able to do the same for others, even if it's hard.

[wildxhayes]

@lesliestedeman​

"Alright, alright, guys... Let's take a moment... Over here." Leslie wasn't too used to having his two dogs on leashes, but it was better safe than sorry out here in a new environment. Virgil, the collie mix wasn't too excitable these days, but Artemis was younger, a huntaway and he couldn't help think she was looking for sheep to herd. Or maybe just excited to explore.

"Artie, c'mon..." Leslie clicked his tongue and the dogs followed better, out of the way of the boating dock and to the sidewalk. He went to a bench but didn't sit down, instead took a knee, using the bench as an arm rest to steady himself when he wasn't stroking his dog's faces. His Kiwi accent making every word sound gentle and curious.

"Okay, you two. This is a new start for us, okay? I miss everyone, too... Don't worry. You're lovely dogs. You're kind, you're smart, you're hard working. Mum would say you're generous of spirit." Leslie smiled a bit, thinking of his mother and what Ginette Stedeman might think about this tropical island. She was long, long gone. But her kindness, her gentleness lived on in her son. "Well, what's that mean, you're thinking. It means you're very open and giving of yourself. You're not going to have any problems making friends here. I promise you." Leslie spoke these gentle words of encouragement to his pets, but partly to himself as well. The only real friendships, human friendships, he had was with nuns, and the newer ones, who after the initial start of being untrusting of him because he was a cambion, he could usually win over. Artemis licked at Leslie’s hand, then ducked to take a playful lick towards his face, causing him to laugh a little, easing her away.

"Aw, you're a good girl, Artie. Now, the two of your just be your well behaved selves, please. No running off and digging up people's yards. No getting in the way of the foot paths, alright? You're dogs, you don't need them." Leslie was only vaguely firm in these manners before standing up and adjusting his aviator sunglasses. "Bloody Nora, it's hot here..." He took a deep breath and pulled up the handle to his rolling suitcase, everything he possessed now in that. "Well, guys. I guess we'll just have to get used to it. Maybe Virgil, a few new shorter hairstyles for you?" The long haired collie glanced to his master before Leslie started out again toward the main block of buildings. Another deep breath. The salt air smelled different than his New Zealand coast. Maybe he'd visit again someday. But for now, he had to get used to this experience.

"This is home now..."

Wilder heard the accent before he saw who was talking, he had been planning on exploring and had just gotten out of the building when he’d picked up on it and took a quick look around. A man with two dogs and a suitcase looking like he had a few days before. Fresh, and new. He listened to the other man as he talked to his dogs and then walked over with a slight smile. He wasn’t a were, he could tell that, and he’d never seen the other in the pits, watching or fighting, so in his mind, it wouldn’t be dangerous to say hi to a fellow Kiwi. “You fresh in mate?” he asked as he stuck his hand out for the dogs to smell, being a bear, he was occasionally not met fondly by animals, especially dogs, but he loved dogs and he always wanted to try. 

“Yeah, this heat’s no joke, makes me wish I brought my jandals, gotta buy some new ones anyways- where you from Bro?” he asked as he looked at the new man. “Don’t reckon I’ve seen you ‘round Wellington at all.” 

[toa-diva]

“Ah, Delancey! Do you have a moment?” Nanna approaches with a smile, holding her kiwi phone against her chest. “I had a question about to-witter.. I assumed you would be the best person to ask.”

She flips her phone around to hand it to her fellow idol, the screen showing Nanna’s to-witter notifications. It was mostly positive (of course a few haters slipped their way through the cracks), though they were using a language she could hardly understand.

“I’m not sure how you handle all of this! I was trying to reply to them all and thank them, but it seems like more of them appear after every reply!” And it was instant— nothing at all like writing a letter! “Not only that, but are they always so..intense? I could’ve sworn I counter at least 5 confessions of love and— I’ve never even met them before!”

"Look at you go, girl!" Delancey grins as she scrolls through Nanna's seemingly endless notifications. "Whew! I would have never guessed that you were new to To-witter just looking at this. You must've struck a chord with your fans! Congrats!"

A competitor appears. But Nanna seems nice enough, so Delancey lets it slide for now. Perhaps she'll be a worthy opponent.

"Yeah, I wouldn't worry about replying to everyone who comments on your Wits. You can always reply to friends or people you personally know, but random strangers on the internet? Only occasionally." Delancey hands the Kiwi Phone back to Nanna. "If you're getting confessions of love now, giving people more attention will just make it worse. And you better turn off DMs from people you don't follow too for good measure."

Delancey pauses, frowning at a hazy memory. Torn from her 'home', separated from— "Just be careful, Nanna. They're still strangers at the end of the day. Maybe they're actually as kind as they are nice over text, but these days there's nothing that creeps won't stoop to." With a sigh, she adds with an apologetic smile, "I don't mean to lecture about Internet Safety 101, but I'd hate for you guys to get hurt."

[whenyouknowyouknow]

Harry the Womanizer

 This thing started because I find the whole womanizer image of Harry absolutely disgusting and wanted people to see how utterly bad and wrong it was.

Please be aware that the following does not reflect Harry’s personality but it shows us the image their label wanted him to be seen as.

Some disclaimer about where the data comes from

written, digital coverage (no print,  1-2 videos, no radio)

google search “Harry Styles”, I looked through the first 20 hits each month but didn’t read all of them ( headlines usually are a dead giveaway if an article contains a new “conquest”)

I did not list every woman that was mentioned in the same article as Harry. Also not those that showed interest in him. But most of those that were said he showed interest in (I might have skipped a few in the worst years just bc it was so freaking disgusting)

Often articles contained offhand comments about his pulling power or unrelatedly recounting his latest conquests in any given article to enforce the womanizer image. These did not make it into the list.

Deleted articles are of course not included (as of Aug 2020)

Some of the women turn up again for a round 2 (or 3 or 4), I only mention them once a year tho

I put the women into the list on the date the news coverage happened/started because many articles date back things by saying  “pics have circulated since…” “They have been reportedly seen together since…” or simply tell a story that supposedly happened a few years prior

Some dates overlap. Thats either bc they pushed several woman at once (very effective to drive the whole womanizer image home) or its bc one woman was seeded in while the other was happening.

Because this is a freaking long post, I’ll put it under the “read more”

About the list

split by years

each year has Harrys age for that given year in brackets

each data set has in brackets the age, occupation and date of news coverage for the woman (if available)

winter gf get their own category as they sometimes overlap with other woman

Some of the woman get brought back up (not just mentioned in passing), those are listed at the end of each year with the dates when they where brought back up

“again” is for those who dated him again

Women linked to Harry

2010 (16)

5(?) girls from bootcamp

Cher Loyd (17, txf fellow contestant, Oct)

unnamed girl fan (13.11.)

2011 (17)

Adele (23, singer, 27.09.)

Sarita Borge (record executive, 29.11.)

2011-2012

Caroline Flack (31, txf, 23.10.-27.01.)

2012 (18)

Pixie Geldoff (21, 09.02.)

Alexa Chung (28, model, 16.02)

Alexandra Burke (23, txf, 20.02.)

Jo Wood (56, ex of Ronny Wood 21.02.)

Denise Welch (54, actress, 21.02.)

Georgia May Jagger (20, Mick Jagger daughter, 21.02.)

Sarah-Louise Colivet (24, photographer, 11.04.)

Lily Halpern (19, singer, 11.04.)

Jillian Harris (32, reality TV star, 13.04.)

Emma Ostilly (18, actor for Gotta be You MV -  22.04.) 

Ellis Calcutt (18(?), friend, deniedm, 30.04.)

Emily Atack (22, TV star, 20.05.)

unnamed girl (Article about her one night stand with H, 06.06.)

Lucy Horobin (32, radio presenter, 24.06., dated back to Aug-Oct 2011)

Caggie Dunlop (23, TV star, 12.07.)

Allyssa Reid (19, singer, 23.07.)

Blond girl with pink bag (from a night out, 26.07.)

Cara Delevingne (19, Model, 05.08.)

Natalie Imbruglia (37, singer actress 28.09.)

 2012-13

Taylor Swift (22 singer 19.10.-07.01. (fling dated back to April 2012 then getting back together)

2013 (19)

Hermione Way (27, reality star, 08.01.)

Millie Brady (18, actress, 24.02.)

Shaniece Nesbitt (fan, 11.03.)

Yvette Fielding (44, TV presenter, 11.03.)

Fia Litton (niece of Preston Mahon (security), 14.03)

Chelsea Ferguson (25, stripper, 14.04)

Kimberly Stewart (33, confirmed by Rod, 27.04.)

Camilla Foss (18, fan in oslo, 09.05.)

Kara Rose Marshall (22, model, 03.07.)

Alexis Allen (19, fan, 21.07.)

Cara Delevingne (20, model, 11.09.)

Paige Reifler (17, model, 30.09.)

Sjana Earp (18, model, 25.10.)

Samantha Armytage (36, TV presenter, 27.10.)

Daisy Lowe (24, model, 01.12.)

Caroline Flack (brought back up, 01.02./11.09.)

2013-14

Kendall Jenner (17, model, 21.10. - 23.02)

2014 (20)

mystery brunette (20.01.)

Alison Mosshart (35, singer, 07.03.)

Daisy Lowe (25, model, 11.04.)

Larissa de Macedo Machado (21, brazilian popstar, 08.05.)

Lou Teasdale (30, hairdresser, 26.05.)

Sinitta (45, Smons ex, 22.07.)

Paige Reifler (18, again, model, 25.07.)

Meghan Trainor (20, singer, 27.08.)

blond woman (at Coldplay concert, 18.09.)

Katy Perry (29, singer, 01.10.)

Erin Foster (31, 08.10.)

Kate Moss (40, model, 03.11.)

two blond woman (leaving a club in LA with H, 30.11.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 12.02./02.03./20.08./14.10./04.12.)

Emily Atack (brought back up, 23.03.)

Caroline Flack (brought back up, 26.03.)

2014-15

Nadine Leopold (20, model, 20.12.- 12.03.)

2015 (21)

Emma Watson (24, actress, 14.01. dated back to 26.12.14)

Suki Waterhouse (23, actress, 05.04.)

Joy Muggli (23, talent agent, 12.05.)

Sara Sampaio (23, model, 15.06.)

Georgia Fowler (22, model, inspiration for Kiwi, 15.10.)

Nicole Scherzinger (34, singer, 17.10., dated back to 2013)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 15.01./13.02./10.03./08.05./13.10./28.10.)

Caroline Flack (brought back up, 24.05./11.10.)

2015-16

Kendall Jenner (again, 30.12.- 31.01.)

2016 (22)

Pandora Lennard (28, model 31.01.)

Lindsay Lohan (30, actress, 10.03., dated back unspecified)

Kendall Jenner (again, 05.09.)

Kara Rose Marshall (brought back up, 07.10.)

Suki Waterhouse (again + dated back to 2013, 11.11.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 01.02.)

2017 (23)

Tess Ward (26, food blogger, 09.05.)

Townes Adair Jones (20s, 17.05., dated back to 2014)

Camille Rowe (31, model, 31.07.)

Sjana Earp (22, again, 05.12.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 18.04./12.05./03.09./09.11.)

Kendall Jenner (brought back up, 31.01.)

2018 (24)

Delta Goodrem (33, voice coach, 27.04.) 

Camille Rowe (ends 31.07.)

Kendall Jenner (brought back up, 15.07./12.12.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 21.03./)

2019 (25)

Kiko Mizuhara (28, denied by K, 12.01.)

Camille Rowe (brought back up, 22.11.)

Kendall Jenner (brought back up, 11.12.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 23.08./04.11./13.12.)

2020 (26)

Daisy Lowe (brought back up, 20.06.)

Taylor Swift (brought back up, 02.03./24.07.)

data from here on is not included in the graphs, I will keep adding when things happen

Tracee Ellis Ross (48, actress, 28.10.)

The age differences

The graph shows clearly how

the age gaps are very big in the beginning, likely to attract an older audience in addition to the usual target audience of teenage girls

the amount of woman linked to Harry gets smaller each year because in later years, articles could just reference his history with woman

the amount of woman linked and mentioned in regards to Harry gets significantly lower after hiatus started

A rough timeline of women that where connected to Harry over the years

Why give Harry the womanizer image?

Would the image of a womanizer not damage the image of 1D?

If they’d portrait him as a sleeze it would have surely damaged the overal image of 1D. But Harrys image portrait him as charming, a bit quirky and overall an airhead that likes people and doesn’t want to be tied down. Thus giving the illusion of being potentially available to every woman and showing them a good, no strings attached, time. Which is a massive selling point for boybands to increase the age range of their fans.

In addition, all his conquests would be used to stir up drama or simply generate attention at crucial times to get 1D in the press without mentioning their current promo focus in every headline.

The winter girlfriends had a special role as they were the only ones actively worked as continuous dating. To build some attachment, have a continuous storyline that could be tied to the just released album and bridge the holiday pause, and when the relationship ended generate more drama to be used for promo.

Harry did keep on using his womanizer image to promote both his solo albums but in a very controlled manner. The numbers of new woman linked to him declined to 1 in 2019, for now we are at 0 (1) in 2020

HS promo used 3 woman as inspirations for songs (Towns, Fowler, Swift) and a tour gf (Rowe)

FL promo only uses the previous tour gf as now ex to push the storyline of a breakup album

He is very visibly changing his image while still maintaining a level of connection to his old image. Whether that's due to contractual restrictions or a strategy to not alienate to many fans is unclear

Jeff Azoff

For what I’ve seen Jeff and Harry seem close (the Azoff family having him on family pictures, posted by Jeff’s brother)

Looking at the timeline of Jeff and Harry

2014-03-25 first mention of Harry at Azoff family home in an article about Irvin

2014-04-23 first pics of Harry and Jeff at a sports event (Jeff named as a friend, no name or position yet)

2014-12-22 Jeff not named yet but identified as his agent

2015-01-10 first time Jeff being named and being the link between Harry and a woman

2016-03-07 Jeff leaves CAA as a music agent and launches his own company Full Stop Management

2016-03-11 Harry confirmed to have joined Full Stop Management

Jeff likely took over as Harry’s agent in early 2014. In 2015 Harry’s image change starts to become aparent and changed drastically after hiatus.

Harry choosing Jeffs management firm as soon as he left Modest is a clear indication that he feels Jeff will represent him how he wants

The Timeline - Women connected to Harry and Promo

I started the visual timeline in end 2011 when his womanizer image started to take off

The instances before where likely used as seeding for this image (first instance was a segment in txf where he was linked to 5 of the girl contestants and funny enough one older guy)

purple - women from the entertainment industry

pink - fans/no-names

lilac - winter gf

dark burgundy - thos who date him again

dusky pink - brought back up

light blue - single release

royal blue - album release

mid blue - other releases

dark turquoise - tour legs

Adendum: a few numbers analyzed,

[hwrryscherry]

The one when Y/N meets Harry.

 November 28th, 2017 - Shanghai, China

Today is the day. Today is the day you’ll be walking for Victoria’s Secret for the first time. Dreams do come true. You traveled all the way up from New York to Shanghai with some of your best friends after getting ready for this day for the past months. It wasn’t easy if you must admit. Having to follow a strict diet and working out almost every day was hard but being here today it’s totally worth it.

   ‘’Alright, it’s almost show time. I need everybody to be ready by minutes!’’ — The stage manager yelled while walking through all those tall ladies that were probably much taller than him. As usual, there’s going to be four segments and I’ll be in just two of them. At this moment, it’ll be the Goddess segment which looks completely stunning. You look around to see all those gorgeous women around me with their perfectly styled hair, beautiful golden wings and lingerie getting their final touch ups just like you are. You have no idea if it’s the amount of people around you now that are touching your hair, putting makeup in your face, fixing up the tiara or even if it’s the idea of having all eyes on you in just a few minutes. Of course, you wanted it to be perfect, it’s your first VS show and you can’t stand the thought of falling or anything like this.

You tried to calm down and focus on your breathing while staring to those extremely big screens hanged on the wall that showed the stage from every possible angle and you could totally notice that there was a lot of people out there.

‘‘I remember my first time too! I felt like my heart was about to leave my body’‘. Bella, that was right beside me getting herself ready as well.

 ‘‘Well, yeah! I’m one step to passing out now’‘. You joked while feeling this small woman finishing the touch ups of your outfit. It was stunning. There was a lingerie, of course, which looked like a white color but it was actually more into ai really light tone of grey. And they complemented it with a super long baby blue fabric over the lingerie. You had a super goddess like a golden tiara upon your head and some diamonds made up jewelry on your neck and years that probably costed more money than you could afford.

‘‘Romee! Where is Romee?We need Romee!’‘. The stage manager called Romee as she would be opening the runaway and you could see from the corner of your eye that she was almost running to get from the starting place. She literally looked like a Greek goddess with those beautiful long blonde locks and blue eyes. ‘‘Ok girls, I need all of you to get by your entering positions, alright?’‘ , by this phrase, all of you start to go to your marked positions. Yours was right before Bella which made you a little bit more confident because at least you had to do it with your best friend by your side. 

You stared again at the big screens in the wall that showed the stage, seeing that it was a little bit dark, there was a big structure rising up from the floor and apparently there was a band inside of it. Everything looked really well produced, and you really tried to recognize in some way the melody of the instrumental song that was playing to know who was the band but your mind was totally blank now. All you could focus on was that you were just about to realize one of your biggest dreams. You looked at the line of tall girls in front of you as you listened to a scream. You knew this song by the melody. You couldn’t believe your ears and eyes. It was Only Angel by Harry Styles, it literally was Harry Styles. For some reason the fact of knowing this song so well made you a lot more confident. He started singing and the stage manager told Romee to go when Harry sang ‘’Broke a finger, knocking on your bedroom door’’ and Romee started doing her fabulous catwalk. And then Laís Ribeiro entered with the fantasy bra, which it’s the million dollar bra from VS, again, probably more expensive that you could afford. By the time that Romee came back from the backstage you were just leaving.

Being there totally put your adrenaline levels the highest it has ever been. The light, the other models, the crowd, the song. Everything was perfect. You were smiling thinking to yourself ‘’please don’t cry, please don’t fall’’, but you manage to do it, one foot in front of the other and posture, you looked glamorous, mostly like what Aphrodite would look like in real life.

‘’I must admit I thought I'd like to make you mine As I went about my business through the warning signs End up meeting in the hallway every single time And there's nothing we can do about it’’

That was the part Harry had just song when you entered. Harry, of course, didn’t know you as you never talked before, except for that one DM. But he was stunned by the moment he saw you walking. He thought to himself how spectacular you looked as you walked towards him with that beautiful smile of yours.

‘’Told it to her brother and she told it to me That she's gonna be angel, just you wait and see’‘

Harry kept singing as you walked beside him. You looked at him and winked at the British boy as you held the baby blue fabric over you up to create a wing effect and Harry was just so caught up with the song and the moment that he kneeled down. Harry Styles literally got on his knees to you while signing those exact words:  

‘’When it turns out she's a devil in between the sheets And there's nothing she can do about it Hey, hey’’ 

You were surprised. Shocked actually. But the show couldn’t stop because you were flattered and honored about the fact that HARRY STYLES GOT ON HIS KNEES for you. So you kept walking and blew a kiss in the air to the camera started to walk back to the backstage when you saw your mom in the crowd looking extremely proud of her baby, you waved at her right before entering the backstage again.  

The models were all celebrating and hugging the others. In the moment you step into the backstage Bella came hugging you and you hugged her back. You feel so happy and pround of yourself for that. The camera focused on you guys as you looked to the camera and said ‘’It was amazing!’’. And it really was. Your heart was beating as fast as never and even the same small lady that was fixing your outfit earlier came to you and Bella saying ‘’Come on girls, you have to change outfits!”. You and Bella walked hand in hand to the appareal and only parted ways when had to change lingeries. This time Bella and you wouldn’t walk at the fellow segment and apparently has Harry’s again.

The lingerie looked different though, this one was a black lingerie with actual wings. Some beautiful and medium sized blue wings and blue long gloves. And again you were ready to enter the stage. Looking up to the screens as I was going to watch this time, the big structure was rising from the floor again and Candice Swanepoel entered looking fabulous, I mean, it’s Candace right. 

In general, the show was so good. He sang Kiwi, which is one of your favorites. You couldn’t stop singing at the backstage the entire time. And when the entire show was done and everybody was backstage eating pizza so you’re a hundred percent happy now, Harry was a little farther away from you wondering if he should go talk or not with you, even though he have this feeling that he knows you from somewhere and he just can’t remember where. So he decided he would come with the excuse that he thinks he have met you before. Harry walked towards you wearing a black suit with a pink shirt while holding a red cup with coke on. You were so focused on eating your pizza and didn’t even noticed the boy behind you, so he touched your right shoulder with his hand calmly while talking lowly ‘’Excuse me’’ as you turned out to look at him. You were still in your outfit except for those big blue wings that you had already taken off and at that moment Harry thought to himself about even though he had met tons of pretty women in his life but you were the prettiest. Everything about you was beautiful, your eyes, your nose, your lips and that smile you had held up in your face since the runaway. You were focused on his face too. You stared into his big green eyes and how they were sparkling in this moment.

— Hi! I... — He said, brushing his thought of his mind and held out his right hand for you — I’m Harry!

— I know!  — You told him shaking your hands with his as a meeting form, soon using the same his to grab one more piece of pizza  —  I’m Y/N! You were so great out there, really I’m impressed!

  — Oh  —  Harry said while exhaling a small laugh while analyzing your face to try to know with you were flirting, or just being nice. You were just being nice. Of course Harry is extremely handsome, but you really just think he’s being friendly at this moment.  —  So I made a good first impression then! That’s good.

— Excuse me? Of course you did! I love your songs, I’m like a super fan.  —  You told him being honest, you have been normally shy meeting new people, but something in how he acted and talked really made you feel comfortable straight away.

—  I’m flattered! — Harry said, putting his free hand over his clothed while closing his eyes and giving you a cheeky smile — So..Is this your first time in Shanghai?

—   Yes! I haven’t been to many places actually, just basic Fashion Week places by now, which I love of course! Is it your first time too?

— Actually yes! I’m on tour but me and my band mates are gonna take a walk through the city this night, you know, to have a experience  —  Harry explained to you and turned around a little to show you his band mates by the corner of the room where Mitch, Adam, Sarah, Naomi and Charlotte who were staring at you both indiscreetly waved as noticed that Harry were pointing at them. As the nice girl you were, you smiled and waved at them back before returning your attention to Harry  — Maybe you would like to come with us...If you want of course, don’t feel obligated to, please!

You laughed about his concern of making you feel obligated or uncomfortable about something and looked around searching for Bella through the room, you saw her talking with the other models and stared back at Harry.

—  I’m with my friend Bella and we kinda wanted to do the same thing so.. If it’s okay if she comes too, I really want to, don’t worry!   —  You were truthful, you and Bella really were planning to explore Shanghai through the night, but of course you wouldn’t go out in a city you don’t know with a group of people you don’t know. You truly don’t think they would be capable of causing you any kind of harm, but it’s always great to be cautious.

— It’s perfect! Let’s go then, do you want to go now or?... —  Harry asked tenderly while rubbing his multiple rings on his hand.

— I mean...I gotta put some clothes on, but we’ll do it now and we’ll find you guys here?  —  You said, putting a lock of your hair behind your ear before leaving your empty cup by the table beside both of you.

— Sure!

[mandoalorian]

As a fellow bisexual (who also likes to head canon many Pedro characters as bi too hahaha) how do you think Maxwell would react to a reader telling him she’s bi? I mean if he’s bi too then he’d probably just be like oh yeah same everyone’s hot right 😂 but also there was a lot of homophobia in the 80s so he might not be super open about it in order to keep up his image so idk

Regardless to whether or not he's bi, he'd be super supportive of you. A lot of people still see him as this very conservative ‘Republican’ or whatever but I don't think that's true at all. I think he's very progressive especially for living in the 80s and working in the height of a capitalist environment. He's a refugee who comes from no money, and rather than address people as ‘ladies and gentleman’ he literally says ‘citizens of the world’ which is super cool because it promotes inclusivity amongst all people (no matter gender). A few people have asked me to do a character analysis of Max Lord and I'll probably expand on this further there but that being said...

Coming out to Maxwell Lord as bi

Warnings: mentions of typical 80s attitudes towards bisexuality but very brief.

He takes your hand and tells you that it's okay, and he loves you unconditionally. Maxwell Lord is not judgemental. How can he be? He's hand to fight through judgement and prejudice to get where he is today. He understands and empathises and he doesn't love you any less. In fact, the way you were brave enough to come out only makes him idolize you even more than before.

He'll hold you, kiss you softly, and probably make some joke about how you can now both talk about your interest in girls. You roll your eyes but you know he's just teasing. He's not interested in any other person, only you. But it'll be fun to talk about which era was Madonna’s sexiest. Or which movie Demi Moore looked the best in. He'll probably thrive in the fact that you like girls too.

His first instinct is to get into protective mode. The 80s was unfortunately not a safe place for many LGBTQ+ folk. Max is in the limelight, being a television personality and a CEO of a renowned business. He has the press on his back. He's in the news. And dating him means you are too. He's worried that if people find out they'll try and hurt you or pry into your personal life.

And he expresses this concern and he asks you if you're ready to come out to the world, or if you'd rather keep it a secret. Whatever you decide, he supports you.

If you want to come out to the world he'll organise a way you can release a public statement safely. He'll buy you a shit ton of security. He'll do everything in his power to make sure you're okay and not in any danger.

You and him will attend the annual Pride events in D.C., and you'll both do speeches and talks and be ambassadors.

He'll start donating to LGBTQ+ charities. Organising fundraising events to support the community. And these little pushes that Max makes actually begins to normalise things.

He buys you this necklace with three cute diamonds on it. One diamond is pink, one is purple, and the other is blue. And he gets himself a matching pinky ring with the same coloured diamonds.

He's a very eccentric, expressive man, but I can't see him making a huge fuss out of this. It's not his place to. This is your thing and he just wants to be there to love you and support you.

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