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not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home
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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
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The 2025 Old Farmer's Almanac Weather Wall Calendar The 2025 Old Farmer's Almanac Weather Wall Calendar Contributor(s): Old Farmer's Almanac (Author) Publisher: Old Farmer's Almanac ISBN: 1571989994 Physical Info: 0.2" H x 8.1" L x 10.7" W (0.35 Pound) 24 pages Weather is all around us, affecting both life and landscape, so it is natural for us to be curious about its whys and hows as well as fascinated by its beauty and fury. Brought to you by America's favorite weather specialists, the 2025 Old Farmer's Almanac Weather Calendar showcases Mother Nature's splendor and severity with stunning photos of phenomena from around the world, including . . . Sparkling ice floating in a lake in GermanyA dramatic supercell thunderstorm in KansasA double-rainbow surprise in HawaiiIntensely parched earth in ThailandA bold lightning strike in Austriaand more! Complementing each image is a fact about a historic weather event, an explanation of a weather phenomenon related to the photo, and timeless weather lore in the form of a saying or proverb. Features also include: Major U.S. and Canadian holidays and celebrationsMoon phases (new, quarters, full), including traditional full-phase names like Full Strawberry Moon and Full Harvest MoonSolar and lunar eclipses Previous and next month grids on each month's calendar page for easy reference2025 and 2026 year-at-a-glance calendars for preplanningConvenient size that will fit almost anywhere: 10-7/8"W x 8-3/8"H; opens to 10-7/8"W x 16-3/4"HSpecial bonus charts: How to Measure Wind Speed, Cooling/Heating Degree Days, The Origin of Day Names, and How to Find the Day of the Week for Any Given Date This popular calendar, now celebrating its 25th year, makes a great gift! It's also the perfect accompaniment to The Old Farmer's Almanac's famous weather predictions for North America, which can be found in The Old Farmer's Almanac annual publication or at Almanac.com/Weather. Want more? Also enjoy these other fine 2025 calendars from The Old Farmer's Almanac: Gardening, Moon, Country, Everyday (page-per-day), and Planner. Contributor Bio:Old Farmer's Almanac Founded in 1792, The Old Farmer's Almanac has been providing guidance on growing a bountiful garden, timekeeping, running a smart and happy home, and enjoying the many wonders of Earth and sky for more than two centuries! America's best-selling and longest continuously published periodical, it features articles, information resources, and tips that are always "useful, with a pleasant degree of humor." The Almanac also produces books on gardening and cooking, an annual Garden Guide, the Garden Planner (an interactive online resource for planning and recording garden activities), a collection of calendars (including the best-selling Gardening calendar), a biannual Almanac for Kids, and EXTRA! (a monthly e-magazine). The Old Farmer's Almanac also reaches millions through its powerful presence on Almanac.com and the Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest social media platforms.
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i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told
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#in fairness bail is a career politician who chose leia; owen is a farmer who got handed his estranged step-brother's baby out of nowhere#he didnt plan for this. spice pilot was the first off-planet non-jedi career he thought of#bail organa#leia organa#owen lars#luke skywalker#star wars#space twins#skywalker twins#my doods#10k
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not to be stardewposting again but
Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS
What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS
WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."
#it is year 4 and we are married#sdv#sdv elliott#stardew valley#sdv elliot x farmer#time to fucking. write my first sdv oneshot i guess.#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k
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So this episode is the first of our 2024 Spooky Season and we begin with a few haunting tales of phantom trains. We begin in Washington DC for a story about Lincoln's Funeral train and how it would reappear at night years afterwards chugging it's way down the tracks attended by skeletons and sepulcheral figures. Then we go to Maco Station in North Carolina to meet a signalman killed during a crash whose signal light would appear again and again forcing the company to put a signalman with two lanterns at Maco Station to stop trains from stopping for the phantom signalman. Then we go back to North Carolina and examine the Bostian Bridge train wreck, and it's phantom that still appears crossing the old bridge. Finally we go to Frenchtown Road in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and see a ghost train that is still seen to this day. Arthur talks Detroit: Become Human in her corner and packed full of the usual banter and insanity. Enjoy!
#baldwin#baton#bostian#bridge#carolina#farmer's#frenchtown#funeral#headless#joe#lincoln#louisiana#maco#north#phantom#rouge#signalman#statesville#train#turnout
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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…
Bonus comic :
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#sdv farmer#stardew#stardew robin#robin#sdv robin#robin stardew valley#fanart#art#farmer#stardew farmer#stardew comic#comic#fan comic#wlw#lgbt#her winter outfit..#aughhhh#sorry thats me unable to control myself#farmer oc#oc#original character#stardew update
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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.
#stardew valley#stardew#stardew farmer#stardew elliott#stardew memes#stardew imagines#humor#funny post#funny content#just for laughs#funny#dank humor
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my dumbass thought they meant like, evil pets
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Britain's richest farmer Jeremy Clarkson set to reopen pub
#Grand#deTour!#Jeremy#Clarkson#persuades#council#Cotswolds#improve#roads#and#footpaths#near#his#new#Farmer's#Dog#pub#as#town#braces#for#traffic#mayhem#when#it#opens#this#weekend
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Stardew's Finest Market ☆
bachelors + bachelorettes
#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#sdv#stardew fanart#stardew farmer#stardew 1.6#stardew abigail#stardew penny#stardew haley#stardew emily#stardew maru#stardew leah#stardew sebastian#stardew sam#stardew harvey#stardew shane#stardew elliott#stardew alex#sdv abigail#sdv penny#sdv haley#sdv emily#sdv maru#sdv leah#sdv sebastian#sdv sam#sdv elliott#sdv shane#aux.art
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you know how it is with the desert mines
based on this meme:
#sdv fanart#sdv#sdv farmer#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew serpent#stardew mines#art#digital art#fanart#kurart#artists on tumblr
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The 2025 Old Farmer's Almanac Country Wall Calendar The 2025 Old Farmer's Almanac Country Wall Calendar Contributor(s): Old Farmer's Almanac (Author) Publisher: Old Farmer's Almanac ISBN: 1961793997 Physical Info: 0.15" H x 8.38" L x 10.88" W (0.36 lbs) Brought to you by The Old Farmer's Almanac, which has been inspiring farmers, gardeners, and homesteaders for 233 years, this charming calendar brings forth heartwarming glimpses of country living. Each full-color photo captures a magical moment such as . . . Adorable lambs frolicking in the snowDelighted children helping to feed the chickensPeaceful cows gathering beneath an old tree's shadeA hopeful fisherman casting for "the big one"Fresh, juicy plums waiting to be pickedAnd many more heartwarming scenes to keep you smiling all year long! At every turn of the page, you'll also find fun facts related to the photo and "country wisdom" that mirrors the mood of the month or season. And it wouldn't be from The Old Farmer's Almanac if it didn't tell you the "Best Days" to plan activities: everything from planting your garden or going fishing to setting eggs or pickling produce! Features also include: Major U.S. and Canadian holidays and celebrationsMoon phases (new, quarters, full), including traditional full-phase names like Full Strawberry Moon and Full Harvest MoonSolar and lunar eclipses Previous and next month grids on each month's calendar page for easy referenceA domestic animal gestation and mating timetable2025 and 2026 year-at-a-glance calendars for preplanningConvenient size that will fit almost anywhere: 10-7/8"W x 8-3/8"H; opens to 10-7/8"W x 16-3/4"H Be prepared to be charmed--this calendar is like a breath of fresh country air! Want more? Also enjoy these other fine 2025 calendars from The Old Farmer's Almanac: Gardening, Moon, Weather, Everyday (page-per-day), and Planner. Contributor Bio:Old Farmer's Almanac Founded in 1792, The Old Farmer's Almanac has been providing guidance on growing a bountiful garden, timekeeping, running a smart and happy home, and enjoying the many wonders of Earth and sky for more than two centuries! America's best-selling and longest continuously published periodical, it features articles, information resources, and tips that are always "useful, with a pleasant degree of humor." The Almanac also produces books on gardening and cooking, an annual Garden Guide, the Garden Planner (an interactive online resource for planning and recording garden activities), a collection of calendars (including the best-selling Gardening calendar), a biannual Almanac for Kids, and EXTRA! (a monthly e-magazine). The Old Farmer's Almanac also reaches millions through its powerful presence on Almanac.com and the Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest social media platforms.
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I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo
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