#Fairy Tail incorect quotes

[battynblack]

fairy tail next generation head cannon; while all the kids are scared of Gajeel (except his own) they will all play/braid/do up his hair whenever he falls asleep in the guild because they all heard about how fun it was to do from the twins. levy takes too many pictures as blackmail. the rest of the guild pretends not to see anything by the time Gajeel wakes up demanding to know wtf happened…

Levy: *minding her own business*

Gajeel: *shouting* I HAVE JUST BEEN THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME! *from next room*

Levy: What happened?

Gajeel: *runs in the room, angry dog face, with dozens of different sparkly hair clips in his hair* THIS!

Levy: …

Levy: *snaps pic*

[djcanipe99]

Harry:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Percy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Luffy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Naruto:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Natsu: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Lok : I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Cody:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Dick: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Jack sparrow:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Spencer:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Sheldon: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Freddy: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

Anthony: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”

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Erza: Look I don’t want Gray to die and you don’t want Gray to die so let’s work together to make sure Gray dosen’t want Gray to die.

Natsu: Fantastic plan except have ever you ever fucking met Gray?

[hellisoursalvation]

Zeref; I regret creating you.

Natsu: Than get rid of me, bitch.

[oceanwaves-blog]

😂😂

Gray, sleep deprived: *putting honey on his tea* Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice. You sexy, sexy, bee sauce

Natsu: … Do you take constructive criticism?

Gray: I absolutely fucking don’t

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

How about something with Aquarius being motherly to Lucy

Aquarius: I'm a great mother-substitute. I have a perfectly happy, well-functioning daughter.

Scorpio:

Lucy, in the background: *crying over seeing a dog that was just Too Damn Small*

Scorpio:

Scorpio: Do you have another kid I don't know about?

[lushifairytail]

Natsu: I’m the only one here actually trying to do my math.

Gajeel: which question are you on?

Natsu: ... I said I’m trying.

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Lucy: Hey Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: Dare

Lucy: I dare you to stay alive

Gray: Uh, truth

Natsu: Do you want to be alive?

Gray: *sweating* I don’t like this game

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Enemy mage: *starts choking Loke*

Loke: harder daddy-

Enemy mage: *lets go immediately*

Loke: knocks them out

Lyon: *staring at Loke* what the fuck did I just watch

Loke: what? It works in 99% of situations where someone's trying to restrain me-

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Freed: One copy of Doom Eternals, please.

Laxus: And can I have Animal Crossing?

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Gray: oh Gray is a nickname. My full name is Grayson

Erza: I see. And what's Natsu short for?

Natsu: I'm not short! What're you so tall for?

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Gajeel: *quickly* stupid people say ‘what’?

Wendy: oooh, look that think!

Gajeel: what?

Wendy:…

Gajeel: … damn it!

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Gray: I don’t love anyone except my siblings!

Lyon and Ultear: *elbow him simultaneously*

Gray: *mumbling* …and myself.

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Erik: I promised Levy we wouldn't do anything stupid!

Gajeel: why would you lie to our partner like that

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Wendy: We're gonna die

Gajeel: I thought you were an optimist!

Wendy: When you're bleeding to death you have a right to be pessimistic