#Facepalms

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

The grin on his face as he said inchident... Second time referencing it in just over/under a week... Charles having a widget seemingly set specifically to show Max's points and placement in the current championship, which just a few weeks ago was apparently set to show his own points and placement... I see you boys, I see you...

[magnoliamyrrh]

genuinely i dont really give a shit what ppl here think but i am truly getting kinda sick and tired of americans getting pissy w me because even when i wear clothes which are Obviously romanian and literally from romania or obviously balkan some idiots have to give me the death glare bc they think im ApPrOpRiAtIng. motherfucker if youve never seen a pale bitch with culture in your life thats a YOU issue

[bylightofdawn]

WHELP. I just had the most awful, evil fic idea brainrot set in for a fandom I never even thought I'd be interested in writing in because my interest is barely passing at best.

But a Witcher S3 groundhog's day fic where Cahir has to keep reliving the day he brings Gallatin in front of Emhyr and is told to kill him. So he keeps having to kill him and desperately trying to find his way out of the time loop until he finally does break it.

And it's just...so fucking evil I cannot believe I am going to inflict this on this poor man. But omg I want to write it and am cackling like the angst goblin I am all the while plotting out how just twist the knife a little bit more.

It will have a semi-happy ending and I ship the fuck out of the two of them so it'll end up as a minor ship fic I believe.

IDEK where this plot bunny came from. But I'm gonna write it.

[rushingexpress]

*summons stand*

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*walks away anime style* 😎

ASSHOLE

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[fyrewalks]

“nice bedhead.” // @doctordonovan

Jim frowns, staring up the ceiling. The light is just bright enough that he's acutely aware of his surroundings, but he's still stuck between wakefulness and sleep that his brain doesn't wholly accept the picture. It's been some time since he's woken up somewhere other than his own quarters. Usually, he makes a much more timely exit.

"I think," he says, voice rough, as he pushes himself up to sit. "That this is couch-head." How graceful, he had crashed on the couch and his shirt is... somewhere. And then the words hit him and he laughs. "It could be that too," Jim says lightly, indulgent.

[mordcore]

*googling random things related to aphantasia*

other people are able to imagine smells?????

[drowthelynes]

in a complete 180 from my prev fic link, HAVE SOME RAREPAIR SOKKA / CHIT SANG HORN KNEE (yes that is my alt to separate the pwobwematic stuff. this one is relatively tame tho....still, read the tags obviously MWAH <33)

yeah i know. i singlehandedly created the sokka/chit sang tag. my pussy is huge etcetc,

[tiodolma]

i'm currently neck-deep in mergana fics and analysis right?... as of now i always find myself getting a surprise mental whiplash whenever i read a merlin & arthur scene of arthur just throwing objects at him for no reason other than annoyance and habit.

like.. call me crazy but. bruh. why.

[the-cooler-sidestep]

i’m suddenly really regretting not putting a flashing lights warning on that meme but its too late now. heck.

[fairyceridwen]

Lol i sent my brother the link to the new second half of vls season 2 trailer, and he messages me back half an hour later with like "you texted me during class but damn this looks good" OOPS

[peskyduck]

@scavenger-mat​

With the advent of Duck picking him up, Mat didn't have to tilt his neck up as high to talk to the human-sized bird.

❝ 𝐔𝐡... 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫...𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞? ❞ While Mat’s little white lie was playing the green bird for a fool, the rat thought it was harmless enough.

❝ 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ❞  Mat said, humouring him.

A benign doe-eyed bird that acted and dressed like a human was certainly new, pulling a fast one on this guy would just feel mean now. The surplus of sliced cheese in Duck’s (and by extension the trio’s,  —  Red Guy’s and Yellow Guy’s) fridge would have to wait till when Duck Guy wasn’t looking or when he was out of the kitchen.

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The bird’s eyes narrow sceptically; as if something inside of his head, is telling him not to trust the rat. But what with the rat offering to aid him in his crossword, he is swayed. ‘Excellent.’ He says, taking the rat over to the table and placing him down besides a cup of tea.

He points an accusing finger to the line that has he stumped. ‘Three across. A word for a household pest.’ The duck reads the puzzle out loud, and stares at Mat, blank, clearly unable to connect the dots.

[randomizt]

that last drawing was so cringe oh my god wait

[i-will-write]

Me, trying to write some sweet, fluff story with a happy ending to heal my soul: and then they hugged and-

My brain:

[adventuretolkienlover]

Current mood.😅

[reineydraws]

i googled twin tshirts for these clowns' birthday and found a funny set 😂

sending a good hbd to my fave fictional twins 🎂🎂🎂

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

question, what happens when your super high maintenance inkjet printer (that the stickers and some prints get made on) loses connection halfway through a print?

........

anyone want 3/4 of a gritty???