#FUCKING BONKERS

[crafteeauthor]

Can't believe these guys literally have private conversations almost nose to nose in a closet and have assumably done this for 30 years whenever someone's in their office. Like one second I need to stare near-unblinking into my partner's eyes while we bicker surrounded by our board game collection,, we'll tell you if we can solve your murder shortly.

[edsbacktattoo]

to the person who commented "stories like yours make me wanna fall in love again" on one of my fics. i love you i love you i love you i lov ee you i love you i love you i love yuo i love you i love tou i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i lo

[maelstrom007]

Smoke Detector

@ghouljams has been writing a lot of superb blurbs about Fae!Price from their Fae Cod Au, and by god am I loving it. I love the way that Price's magic manifests as smoke both as a conscious action and as an unconscious one as he gently and covertly influences the world and people around him.

On that thought, all I could think of is Mal meeting him for the first time and being like bruh, you're getting your magic everywhere tf. And as soon as they get home they make themselves a magically imbued mask to keep the smoke at bay. This mask is very specific and is designed solely to combat volatile/aerosolized magic, so it's not like this can double up as a covid or other illness mask. It only does the bare minimum in that regard in the sense that any barrier is better than none, but it's not exactly designed to filter out corporeal particulates like viruses or wildfire smoke.

I've drawn Mal on here a couple times already, and I will be the first to admit that I am at the very start of my artistic journey. I have some technical drawing under my belt (think building schematics) but no experience with organic shapes. Since I wanted to draw this mask, I took this opportunity to study 3D shapes of the face and shadows, by tracing and referencing a photo by @ redsreferences on instagram! It was interesting seeing how the suggestion of shadows could trick your brain into perceiving flat colors as having form and dimension!! I had a lot of fun with this, and I look forward to practicing more and gaining confidence so that I don't feel the need to trace.

So anyway, here's my drawing! With and without Price's smoke.

[sacreblugh]

straight men will literally be in fucking love with you. like head over heels love, i put my forehead against yours and stroke your knee love, i stay up until 5 in the morning talking to you love, i do certain things for you even if i don't like them because i can compromise for you love, i kiss the heel of your foot as i get up in the mornings love. Just for them to be like "oh erm yeah uh, i don't think we can be together......because like im straight."

oh yeah you were totally straight during missionary holding hands 😐

[dteamforever]

just saw the craziest TikTok of a girl saying she changed her location on tinder to find a YouTuber she was like in love with to date him and she never found him but found his friends.

anyway she was looking for Karl Jacobs.

[levia-kun]

once again deeply thinking about my relationship with food and weight and how my mom severelly affected it like wow

[hopefulsapphic]

jesus christ. in two weeks i will be done with uni

[burnyourtrains]

Watching a show with my mom and realizing just how subtly racist my parents are makes my skin crawl

[paintdlady]

I could never be a Wyll Ravengard hater. like what do you mean his biggest fault in your opinion is that he's corny? like why wouldn't I want my cool superhero warlock bf to be so madly in love with me that he's using the cheesiest lines possible just to see me smile??

[erinthesails]

Quick name a biological advantage trans women have in chess that doesn't boil down to the belief that "men" are biologically superior both physically and mentally

[aintgonnatakethis]

went to the mini theme park they set up next to the beach for tourist season and realised i'd never had candyfloss before. mum was really strict when i was a kid about sugar (her reasoning was she was overweight and didn't want me to "go the same way") to the point of when i had homework of going into a sweetshop and spending exactly £1 she made me throw the gummy snakes i got away instead of letting me eat them

while we're on the subject she also didn't let me go to a birthday party that was halloween themed because halloween was "worshiping satan"...

the 1st seemed normal to me at the time even though i hated it. but the 2nd is OFF THE FUCKING RAILS. i was 8 and i could see that. and it wasn't because she didn't want to drive me because we drove over there when the party was on so i could give the kid their present

"worshiping satan" GOOD LORD

[geekyglamour413]

I have been on meds for a whole two days and holy shit I’m unstoppable like this is insane I am going to be so normalcore why did I not do this before i might cry of happiness

[oimoi-op]

Why is no one in this family capable of talking without screaming at each other

[itsoveranakin-ihavethehighground]

this is after sending him to boarding school for two years with a fucking wizard he'd never even met before

Din Djarin is insane. this guy takes his magic 50 year old baby to fifth grade fight club like “my baby wants to fight” and this 11 yr old kid goes uhhhhh dude im not gonna fight a baby he's the size of a rotisserie chicken and Din is like ohhhh ho ho, I just decided my baby's gonna kick your ass extra hard now. and then the baby does a double somersault and completely annihilates him at paintball. funniest shit I've ever seen

[boartits]

"errm im a minor so you can't talk to me like that" - person that doesn't have their age listed anywhere

[tommykinard217]

I had two dreams that were weird as fuck and I don't remember the first one but the second one was both Ominous and also proof I might be reading too many IF's (but I won't stop)