#FUCKIN HELP

[sammy8d257]

bro my ass is like a week or something behind on balloon smp (and even then it's only the moments I'm able to catch live from Robbydude's stream

I haven't had time to catch up or rewatch on any of the streams either

ajdjajdjjgk

girl what is going on-

[shadowsandshapes]

💦🗣️Can you blow ma whistle babey whistle babey 🎶 🔥

I'm coming to your house B

[dragon-hoard]

floundering rn cause monhun hyperfixation is at full speed but chronic fatigue wont let me game like i want so I'm just vibrating with intent while flipping through apps

[awkwardnoob]

Anyone know what furniture the mini-goats/sheep need? They don't have a house tied to them like chickens or cows so I'm at a loss.

[the-rainbow-flavored-university]

im almost done with season 1 of Riverdale and im honestly afraid LMFAO. I know it gets wild af. also someone stop me from bring attracted to KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse. I am literally Kevin tbh

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[lunadreamscaper]

Manifesting my dad lets me have my darn birthday party. Grrr (I’m very stressed lol)

[trickster-tabby]

oh. greening out ✌️

[shipperwolf1]

All I want for Starlight is you~

[trans-leek-cookie]

Does anyone have that fuckin stick figure (?) drawing that's like.

Like a distraught face and the figure is leaning with their arms in front of them. It's coming in and out to me

[harimenui-forever]

When you are finally cleaning out your drawers full of old study materials from middle/high school and you encounter an essay, the grade (when converted to the english system) being an A+ and it's A CHARACTER STUDY OF TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI I AM ROTTING INTO THE FLOOR AS WE SPEAK

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[dragon-hoard]

mmmmm nausea

[thekhaotickrab]

Ok longshot but like.

Does anyone happen to have inkendz/Realinkendz' SML fanart??? like i rlly miss it.

[lyctorism]

five 'i'm the daddy here' hargreeves strikes again

[keferon]

“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!

Ahahahahahahah here I go again

Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed

I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk

Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~