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millylotus · 1 year ago
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Secret Son John Constantine
Inspired by @herbatahleb's funny little fanart
As the title says The Everlasting Trio have a child and his name is John “Hellblazer” Constantine
He’s making his parents proud
John was born of a kind of soul blood pact between the three, he got his blonde hair from Sam, his eyes from Tucker, and his overall appearance is a mix of the three of them
John grew up to follow in Tucker & Sam’s footsteps of magic, he’s a born sorcerer unlike them though
His relationship with his parents is generally good, but because of how he treats his soul his relationship with Danny has deteriorated
They argue about this alot, John’s soul is his own and what he does with it really isn’t any of Danny’s business, Danny has the concerned parent vibes of the parent of a sex worker, their fears are founded but they need to trust their kid to know how to take care of themselves
John hates visiting home because of it, Dani will sometimes drag him back home for holidays but he doesn’t stay long
Sam & Tucker try to get them to get along but it isn’t really working
Then one day Danny gets accidentally summoned by the Justice League
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John doesn’t recognize the summoning circle as it buzzes to life, he doesn’t know what type of creature or being will pop out. If they’re good or bad, or even merciful but he knows they’re strong from the intricate design or the circle. So he recklessly jumps forward, pushing Hal out of the binding circle so the Lantern isn’t bound to the summoned being.
John takes the binding with a scream of pain, feeling electricity shoot up his spine.
He can hear the Leaguers shouting his name, he’s vaguely aware of Jordan supporting him. But what he hears clearest was the voice of a man he most despised in the world at the moment.
“Really John? You didn’t have to do that, he would have been fine.”
John closes his eyes tight and breaths deep, he looks up to the voice and looks into the toxic green eyes as they met his own brown ones.
“Good to see you too Father.”
The green eyed being rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, “Yes, hello Son. It’s great to see you again as well.”
The League had only heard a few things about John Constantine’s family. They knew he had three parents who’re polyamouros, that he has an older sister and an aunt. Besides that all they have are silent grumblings about “Father won’t like this” when he does something risky.
But to see a young filipino man probably no older than twenty, floating over John “Hellblazer” Constantine and looking down on him like a disappointed parent. It was jarring.
Wonder Woman was the first to say anything “John, could you perhaps explain what just happened?”
John and his father broke their intense eye contact to look at Diana, who barely flinched at the sudden attention, the others behind her weren’t so fearless.
Constantine sighed carefully stepping away from Hal, “This is my Father.”
Hal snorted, “Yeah we got that man.”
“Yes John, introduce me to your friends here.”
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Danny is generally snarky when meeting the League, he makes some weird comments about John hanging out with superheroes, that could be construed as rude
The others are kinda pestering John about who his dad even is, while John is more focused on getting the fucking bind removed
He eventually has to ask Zatanna for help
Danny for the most part is hanging out with the League while John’s working
Someone calls him Mr.Constantine and Danny quickly corrects them saying that isn’t his last name
Which sparks a whole conversation of John’s last name, which Danny isn’t about to say cause real names have power and such
Danny sees John working closely with Zatanna and asks if he’s with her or not, John is beyond embarrassed and even worse is when Danny brings up King Shark, mentioning that Dani really liked him too
John snarks back that then King Shark should have just gone for her instead of him since Danny was so adamant about King Shark being such a great son-in-law
Things get awkward quick as the two snark back at each other while everyone else realizes where John gets it from
It almost becomes a screaming match before the League has to break it up before they go to far
John ends up just calling Sam & Tucker so they can just break the binding
It’s a tense few minutes before they get there, and the League just kinda has to sit there as father & son fume not looking at each other
When Tucker & Sam get there they see the two not wanting to talk to each other at all
Leaguers are not reeling at seeing John’s other parents who he also vaguely looks like but also not
As the two work on the binding John & Danny are being passive aggressive
The two decide that John & Danny need to spend some time together to get this shit figured out
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Sam : Alright that’s it *Sam & Tucker stop working, Sam has her head in her hands and Tucker is leaning far back* Danny : What? John : I’m sorry? Tucker : You two have been fighting for far to long, you’ve probably forgotten why Danny : I know exactly why, it’s because John doesn’t know how to treat his soul right! John : By The Ancients! You’re still on about that Danny : Of course! Sam : Will you both just SHUT UP! *Silence* Sam : We’re not breaking the binding, you two are going to stay stuck together Danny : Sammy! John : Mama, Papa. Please don’t do this! Tucker : Nuh-uh, this happening, you two are getting a some father-son bonding time for the week! John *distressed*: Why! You can’t just– it’s not fair! *Sam & Tucker loosen up a bit, looking to John softly* Sam : Baby it’s alright, we’re not trying to punish you we just want you & your father to actually talk things through Danny : It feels like your punishing me Tucker : You are his father, you will be the civil one in this so don’t you fucking dare get any lip *Danny goes silent* Sam *sigh* : We’ll be leaving now Tucker : Good look you two The two leave, then silence Danny : Do you still have that demon house of yours? John *sigh* : Yeah I’ll show you a room for your stay
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Most of the story is really just about John & Danny learning to get along again
Danny has to finally trust his kid to know what he’s doing with his own body
And John realising that his dad just wants to keep him safe & stuff
By the end of their basically grounding the two have begun to mend their relationship, Danny promises to come over and visit along with inviting John back home to the zone when he feels like
I've been meaning to post this for awhile now & it's just been sitting in my drafts until I finally remembered it.
Hope you liked is! :]
Main Story Index [It's kinda messy but it's got links to most everything]
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ovaryacted · 1 year ago
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Worked on this at like 3 am and I wanted to get this thought out before I went to bed but I’m here imagining Leon having sensitive nipples. I know you’re probably imagining RE2 Leon initially, but let me present to you: RE4 Leon with sensitive nipples yeah? Inspired by this fanart by @larvamars, I be stalking them bad.
NSFW 18+. Slight gentle femdom, handjobs, nipple play, Leon being subby and touch deprived. 1k words.
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Leon didn’t realize when it started, or if it was always a thing for him, but he noticed how his chest tingled when he got aroused. What he does remember was how he found out, having you seated on his lap kissing him so deeply he could feel his lips go numb. You already took his shirt off, hands running over the expanse of his shoulders, feeling every sinew of muscle woven into his frame.
Your fingers moved down his chest as you arched up into him, gyrating your hips towards his in a slow grind. He groaned in your mouth, feeling the vibration of it on your tongue as it curled around his own. The bulge in his jeans was already pressing more into you, growing and twitching with every soft swivel of your hips. Without thinking, your fingers touched along his firm pecs, grazing over his right nipple and causing Leon to release a sound that was a mixture of a moan and a whimper.
You pulled away from his mouth and watched his face closely, how his cheeks were growing more pink in comparison to a few minutes ago. He didn’t say anything, but the slight embarrassment on his features was telling. He liked it, probably more than he thought he would, and it took him off guard. You didn’t pull away or move back, carefully rubbing your thumb against his nipple again more intentionally and hearing him gasp. Leon didn’t meet your eye then, turning his head to the side and suddenly more aware of the persistent throbbing of his cock rubbing against the zipper of his jeans.
Leon Kennedy, a man who often handles monsters double and triple his size, turns into a soft needy mess at a mere accidental touch. You smirked to yourself, leaning forward to place a kiss on his neck, his pulse beating at the contact.
“You don’t have to be shy with me baby. I just want to make you feel good”, you whispered in his ear, placing another kiss against the sensitive skin behind it. His breath hitched again, facing you one more and that’s when you saw it in his eyes – desire.
That was how he found himself in this predicament, not complaining one bit at how things took a turn.
Still sat on his lap, your hand was wrapped around his hard cock as you jerked him off. Thumb against his slit, you felt the precum spreading around his tip. You left kisses around his neck and collarbone, watching how his head was thrown back against the couch and you whispered sweet nothings in his ear. Adam’s apple bobbing with every swallow, he focused on the feel of you and your touch, his senses being consumed with just you.
You could already tell he was close, your poor boyfriend was always so sensitive whenever it came to having you like this. You saw how he was getting lost in your touch, humming with every pump of his length. He deeply wishes you were sucking him off instead, craving the feeling of your tongue lapping up the prominent vein on the underside of his cock and swirling at his tip just the way he liked. But he didn’t mind this either, frankly, he liked this a ton.
“Fuck, just like that”, he muttered under his breath, stopping himself from thrusting up into your hand since you were sitting on top of him. But in reality, he wanted to hide just how desperate he was for you.
“Yeah? You like it when I touch you like this?”, you commented back, biting your lip and feeling your arousal soak your underwear from making him feel good. You were both two sides of the same coin, two people who lived and breathed to pleasure each other. It was one of the many things that made your partnership work so well.
“Mhm, love it when you touch me”, he lifted his head to look at you then, the haziness of his blue eyes reminding you of a still ocean waiting to crash along the shore.
Leon shifted to kiss you again, hungry and suffocating as he bit at your bottom lip. You felt the way he twitched around your fingers, picking up the pace and squeezing him just a bit more. He practically whimpered in your mouth, a sound that you actively looked for every time you had him in the palm of your hand. A sneaky finger moved towards his chest again, your thumb rubbing harshly against one of his nipples. He was turning into putty at your complete mercy as he got closer to his release.
“Come on baby, need you to be good for me and cum. Make a mess for me”, you spoke to him softly, a contrast to the way you jerked him off with more purpose.
What Leon didn’t expect was for you to pinch at his nipple harshly, pleasure shooting down his spine and pouring into his lower gut. He came right at that moment, thighs shaking underneath you and his stomach flexed as his cum poured right over your fingers. You didn’t stop pumping him, not until his deep groans turned into whines and his thick fingers wrapped around your wrist to signal he was sensitive. When you pulled away, you didn’t tear your eyes from his as you cleaned up the mess he made on your hand. Your tongue lavished at your digits, and as Leon watched he could feel himself twitch again.
“You’re something”, he said after, placing a softer kiss on your lips as a thank you for getting him off.
“Says the man full of surprises”, you teased him, knowing you were being kindhearted. He chuckled then, shifting to have you under him on the couch with a grin on his face.
“How about I return the favor and really surprise you?”, he pinned your hips and reached to take your pants off of you completely. You never refused him, and you most certainly weren’t going to start now.
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leafy-m · 27 days ago
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So I read Barbarities because it was mentioned in a tag that one of the main characters was a little bit like Olruggio. And yeah kinda but also the series itself was pretty nice and the characters interesting.
But looking on Twitter for more fanart led to learning:
A) Shirahama made a post congratulating the release of the final volume of the manga, meaning SHE READ THIS SERIES?! (Characters fuck in this series!) and even drew a little fanart of the main characters Joel and Adam
And B) the Barbarities mangaka Suzuki Tsuta DREW QIFREY AND OLRUGGIO?! And even gave Olruggio the same triangle-style frown as Joel, her Olruggio-like character?!
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I don't know what to do with this info
I kinda wanna scream
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kozachenko · 11 months ago
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Starting off the 2024 season with Keiki because I've been thinking about her a lot lately
Artist's Note:
I decided to experiment a little more with my rendering style via using a more traditional approach to drawing in the shadows. I like how much texture this piece has as a result, my friend told me it looks like something out of a storybook and that was the look I was inspired by so I'm glad it turned out that way.
Also, when it came to doing the front view of the nose, I just went "fuck it" and made it a dot because why learn anatomy when you can just default to what 5 year old you did when drawing faces?
I also had an idea of how to draw Keiki's dress as that has always been something I've struggled with since it's kinda confusing to draw lol. I also gave Keiki some earrings in the shape of a kofun tomb because we need more Keiki with earrings (I could have also taken from IRL but I'll save that for when I draw Keiki next). Speaking of Kofun tombs, I made the thing she's laying down on the shape of a Kofun tomb, because this is also kind of a redraw of some old Keiki fanart from 2021 that I will show right here.
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I liked the concept of it (i.e. Keiki in the middle of a Kofun keyhole with the fire thing she has surrounding her) so I decided to try at that concept again just for fun. Back then I was very adamant on staying as close to canon as possible, but now I'm a lot more lenient with how I draw the characters. The pose in the 2021 drawing was inspired by that one Shinra-Bansho records MV where Keiki showed up for 5 seconds and the rest of it was Yachie but yeah. Also I always thought Keiki's apron was a dark green BUT NO IT WAS JUST A DARK SHADE OF FUCKING TEAL ZUN WHAT IS THE COLOUR THEORY BULLSHIT YOU HAVE CONFUSED ME FOR SO LONG-
anyways, I would say this is a pretty strong start to 2024 art wise, I'm gonna keep experimenting with this new rendering style because I like it a lot!
Below I put a comparison between the two drawings in case any of you wanted to see the two drawings side by side
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grizzlytreyu · 9 months ago
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Are some RoR/SnV artists aware that they are supporting A proshipper and a tracer?(Beware of Rebjastonia)
TW: mentions of minors being depicted in disturbing scenarios
(Disclaimer:Do not witchhunt or cyberbully ANYONE i mentioned in this post. Also, everything I state in this post is alleged, I am not the government, I am not the law, everything stated in this post is alleged)
Hello, normally you would see fanart for various fandoms but most notably Record of Ragnarok. This post? this is not something I would normally do but I wanted to spread awareness about an artist by the name of Rebjastonia. Some of you may be familiar with this person but if you dont know who Rebjastonia is, she is an artist known for her Record of Ragnarok ocs, especially this one here
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This girlie here is Femit, “the 14th valkyrie” and the daughter of Adamas. Ok here is when it gets interesting, “she is the youngest valkyrie, even younger than Göll and she is often hidden.” My problem with Femit is that she doesn’t even look that young at all and second, there are canonly only 13 valks in Record Of Ragnarok, and obviously Göll being the youngest. You cant even add another valkyrie to the story unless if its an au of who were the original valkyries before the ones we all know and love in RoR. (unless if you count Zerofuku from round 6)
MOVING ON TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS
When I scrolled in her profile, I noticed some of her art looked off. Some of you fellow viewers may ask “Caro, is there anything wrong with any of her works” well, the mold grows here….
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Take a closer look at this gentleman by the name of Sobek, the egyptian crocodile god…. I dont fucking remember im sorry.
If you look closely, you could even find this oc’s pose familiar. You guessed it, the official render of Adam from the anime.
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the two images laid on top of each other
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As you can see, the entire posture of the oc and the official render is almost nearly identical but the only difference from the original image is that Sobek’s arm is more closer to his hip.
Here is another example(I am not going to share the name of the original artist for the sole purpose of protecting people’s privacy. Rebjastonia’s may have a few differences but the similarities are still rather uncanny)
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WARNING:THE NEXT PART MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS
This is the most serious part here. While I was scrolling in her deviant art page, I found something very messed up…… I am not gonna bother sharing the actual image, even if I censor it but I will show you the description and the title of the drawing.
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“But Carolina, arent the characters depicted as adults in that image you speak of?” Well, the aging up excuse is a tactic that some NSFW artists and proshippers use to depict minors in nasty situations yet they never change anything at all and thats similar to what was shown in the image Rebjastonia drew.
Take a quick look at Souji and Goll
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And here is what was said about them
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I know some of you may say “waaaaaaa but they're 1800 years old” yeah, thats the same old excuse that proshippers use but the character’s soul is still inside a child’s body.
In conclusion, if you still want to support Rebjastonia, it’s completely up to you but please think twice and be aware of her actions and the warnings about her stated in this post.
(UPDATE 2/28/24) It comes to my attention that she left the internet, she deleted every single post on her facebook, her deviantart along with a blacked out pfp, but somehow her insta is still up, it just has nothing on there.
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pink-pavlove · 20 days ago
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Big fucking spoilers babe
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Okay I need to dump. I’m actually gagged Rosie is holding alastors leash. Like GAGGED! I would have never guessed in a million years. Rosie x alastor friendship has been popular in the fandom, ive seen it in so many fics and fanarts. Although when i first watched the series i thought the relationship between them was more of a friendship of convenience and mutual interest (cannibalism, power, murder) more than it was that they actually enjoyed each others company. That being said i still would have never guessed she was such an important character. Now that im over the initial shock lol, im pleasantly surprised.
Alastors backstory. First of all the way it’s presented to us; Alastor going to ask a favor from Rosie and being bitchy about it; is *chefs kiss*. I can’t tell you how much I love seeing this side of al. He’s vulnerable in a way I didn’t expect to see but also stays true to himself trying to smooze or intimidate to get what he wants. Love that for him! I loved his human version. Idc what ppl say about the mustache, *captain holt voice* “that mustache was ERA APPROPRIATE!!”
Oh no, he’s hot! Maybe it’s just cuz his voice doesn’t have the staticy overtone anymore (or maybe it’s cuz he just sounds angry) but his voice is HOT. Human al is a maniacal hottie and I will not apologize for saying it!!!
When Rosie laughs about him getting shot and killed the day after making their bond, and he goes “oh hahahahHaHHAHAHAHAHA! Yesssss… SO! funny…” all sarcastically???? Babe… I’m done. His character is so naturally hilarious they don’t even have to do too much with him.
I’m so excited to see more Vox this season. I love him deerly (haha… ha?) Him absolutely trashing the hotel and making Charlie’s life hell is a great plot point and I honestly want to see it the most. Besides a few quick glimpses of him, there was a storyboard with al and angel dust tied up, apparently Vox kidnapped them. 🥵 girl I’m too twisted to think normally about that. I’ll just leave that one alone….
All the scenes of heaven made me SO MAD!! I hate them fr. Tbh it’s such a great and intelligent commentary on our society and how we treat people we deem worthy/unworthy, (An arbitrary concept that is based in opinion not fact) and how we often let our emotions get the better of us. The way they immediately assume sir pentious forced his way into heaven, that it’s a “trick”. They refuse to acknowledge or even consider that their way of thinking, the things they have been doing, the beliefs they’ve based their society on, might be wrong. They would rather make it almost impossible for new souls (worthy or not) to enter heaven out of fear. Fear that the people they’ve oppressed and abused might fight back, and fear that there actually might be consequences to their actions (if one can be redeemed, than it would be right to assume one can also fall (they even have an example that this is already true, Lucifer!)). It’s disgusting to watch them act this way, but only because it’s so REAL! This is really how people are and it just confirms the theory that the people in heaven aren’t that different than those in hell.
I think all this backs my personal theory that people don’t end up in heaven or hell because of what they’ve done in life, but instead they end up where they THINK they belong. Sir pentious went to hell because he never forgave himself for not coming forward when he should have; for not saving people when he had the chance. So when he did have the chance to save his friends, and he acted on it selflessly, he in his mind believed he had atoned for his past mistakes. Therefore! Landing him in heaven, redeemed.
Further solidifying my theory, he hates it in heaven! I fully believe people end up in hell most of the time simply because they would have more fun there than in heaven! Heaven lowkey sucks. Having to hangout with LUTE? Or stupid fucking ADAM?? Yeah, no, fuck them! Heaven might be nice, but no drugs? No porn? Yeah I’d perfer hell too 😅🤭
Lucifer being a guest at the hotel is also an interesting addition I didn’t expect. The dynamic of the show seems much different than the first season, definitely more intense imo. Didn’t see much or any of angel or husk, (I think there’s a leaked Angel song somewhere but I haven’t found it yet) although I caught a glimpse of cherri bomb curled next to Angel on the couch and I’m really hoping that means we get to see more of her!
Anywaysssss I’m off to look for more spoilers, I’m finding all of the leaks on tiktok btw! I wanna hear you vent so come talk to me about it in the comments or dms 🫶
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kar-mamin · 8 months ago
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“All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me?
Occupy my brain
Oh, yeah (let me see your hands)
I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind “
(Click for quality they fucked me over with this one guys)
(Also Click for read more for awesome shit)
Omg more “hope in hell” Fanart!!! Y’all probably know the drill by now, but it’s on ao3. Written by my good friend @chiconisroc
An Adam redemption fic and it’s really good! Literally makes me sob everytime ze updates the fic <3
(Tiny spoiler but Also Adam sings this song in the fic soooo)
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hazbinsponsoredbyvee · 28 days ago
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I didn't originally plan on doing one for the others aside from Alastor and Vox, but fuck it, here it goes:
This one is for our traumatized duck king, Luci. Rate these ships, yk how it goes.
1. Lucifer × Charlie
2. Lucifer × Vaggie
3. Lucifer × Angel
4. Lucifer × Husk
5. Lucifer × Sir Pentios
6. Lucifer × Alastor
7. Lucifer × Rosie
8. Lucifer × Vox
9. Lucifer × Valentino
10. Lucifer × Velvette
11. Lucifer × Niffty
12. Lucifer × Asmodeus
13. Lucifer × Mammon
14. Lucifer × Beelzebub
15. Lucifer × Leviathan
16. Lucifer × Stolas
17. Lucifer × Blitz
18. Lucifer × Lilith
19. Lucifer × Rubber ducks
20. Lucifer × His cane
21. Lucifer × Alastor's cane (this has to be the funniest ship I've ever seen fanart of)
22. Lucifer × Vox × Valentino
23. Lucifer × Adam
24. Lucifer × Micheal
25. Lucifer × God
26. Lucifer × Sera
27. Lucifer × Emily
28. Lucifer × Mimzy
29. Vox × Alastor
30. Lucifer × Satan
Next up is either Angel or Husk
—Bird anon
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"I'm even more traumatized now! Why are almost all of these either family or people I barely know?! I don't even know what to make of some of this!
Lucifer x Vox - I mean, this one is obviously the best.
Vox × Alastor - The rest of these make me uncomfortable in one way or another, so at least in this one, Vox is happy, even if they definitely need me in there, too.
Lucifer × Vox × Valentino - Uh, not a fan of this, honestly, but if it was the only way to be with Vox, I'd do it. But I would definitely be trying to convince him to leave Valentino the entire time!
Lucifer × Stolas - I've only met Prince Stolas a couple times, but he seems decent enough, and the idea of dating him is less weird than anyone else here.
Lucifer × Rubber Ducks - I can't say I really understand this one, but I guess that's better than disliking it.
Lucifer × His Cane - Yeah, I think I'm just gonna put the inanimate objects here to push some of these other names further down.
Lucifer × Alastor's Cane - What? Why is this even a thing?
Lucifer × Angel - Yep, and now we're to my daughter's friends, which is weird. I like Angel alright, but... not like that.
Lucifer × Husk - He's a perfectly fine demon, and I feel bad for him working for Alastor, but it's still weird to think about him like that.
Lucifer × Niffty - I'm putting her below the other two because she kind of scares me.
Lucifer × Sir Pentious - I barely met the guy, but he's a snake, so that's cool.
Lucifer × Rosie - Um, this is Alastor's cannibal friend, right? I've never met her, but Vox says she's nice.
Lucifer × Mimzy - Again, barely met her. But uh, wasn't exactly impressed.
Lucifer × Blitz - I have absolutely no idea who this is, but the rest of this list is absolutely horrible.
Lucifer × Velvette - Absolutely nothing against Velvette - she's a lovely girl, kind of - but she's a lesbian, so I feel weird ranking her anywhere on this list. Not to mention, how young she is, and she's Vox's best friend.
Lucifer × Alastor - Like I said, the rest of this list is horrible.
Lucifer × Lilith - It didn't work out so well the first time. I don't want to go back to that.
Lucifer × Valentino - Hell would have to freeze over.
Lucifer × Adam - Absolutely not.
Lucifer × Sera - Weird.
Lucifer × Emily - I've never actually met Emily before, but still weird.
Lucifer × Vaggie - My daughter's lesbian girlfriend? Seriously?
Lucifer × Asmodeus - The Sins are basically my siblings. This is so weird.
Lucifer × Beelzebub - I love Bee, but not like that!
Lucifer × Leviathan - And Lev's great, but again, is pretty much my brother.
Lucifer × Satan - Honestly, even if we weren't siblings. We butt heads too much.
Lucifer × Mammon - And same with Mammon.
Lucifer × Micheal - Great, now my actual bother.
Lucifer × Charlie - No! She's my daughter! This shouldn't be a thing!
Lucifer × God - And he's my father, and a terrible one, at that!
This list is disturbing."
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sarahowritesostucky · 10 months ago
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Shocking absolutely nobody,
my Staff🧌suddenly decided that this art wasn't ToS safe
(it was before I reblogged it 😏)
So here is the link:
It's by @goyath
And here is the fanart appreciation ficlet I wrote for it:
"Bigger Everywhere"
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"Always wanted to do this," Steve pants, hands digging in hard under the bend of Bucky's knee, the meat of his thigh, grip effortless but bruising. "Wanted to - nnn - wanted to pick you up, move you around."
"Steve," Bucky sighs happily.
"Yeah," Steve coos, kissing him, hips working. "You like it?"
Bucky whines and nods a little, the edges of his mouth curling up. "It-it's bigger," he says breathlessly. "So different."
Steve's chest swells with male pride. Not just because he's bigger - bigger everywhere - but because he can hear it in Bucky's voice how amazed he is, can see on his face how happy it's making him. "Yeah," Steve growls, fucking him a little harder. "Yeah, you like it."
"Fuck," Bucky gasps, then laughs through a pleasured groan. "Oh, Jesus. You're so deep like this."
"Uh huh." Steve agrees. "Feels good." He drives into him in another harsh thrust, moving them both, moving Bucky's back against the wall he's got him pressed up against. "Too much?" he asks.
"F-fuck no," Bucky whimpers, trying to stifle his sounds. "Aw, fuck ..."
Steve pants against his open mouth, unable to stop kissing him for long, not when he's buried up inside like this, feeling him for the first time in almost a year, feeling him for the first time with this big new body that can treat him the way he's always deserved. "Buck, Honey," he pants, pressing their foreheads together. He lets his hips slow down to a dirty, deep grind. "Gotta ..." he pants, "gotta slow down. for a second."
Bucky grins, clinging to him a little tighter. "Yeah?"
"Uh huh."
Between their faces, Bucky's breath hits warm as he gives a knowing chuckle. "Still got a hair trigger there, Rogers?" he teases.
Steve grunts and gives him a single, jarring thrust. "Worse," he says, feeling his new and improved circulatory system working on giving a full-body blush. "You got no idea. How horny I am all the time now. How it gets hard all the time."
"Yeah?" Bucky sounds anything but bothered by it. He sounds eager. "Really?"
"Yeah. And, um," Steve rocks them together, Adam's apple bobbing as he swallows. "It's ... a lot. Few times a day, at least. More than once in a row."
Bucky's eyes go wide with wonder for a second, then heavy lidded again as he grins and kisses him passionately. "Prove it to me," he whispers, "Show me how many times."
Steve groans and grinds hard against him. "You're hurt," he protests. "You need to rest, need to - "
"Need you to fuck me with this big new body a' yours," Bucky insists, using his arms around Steve's neck to pull himself up higher on the next thrust. Their foreheads bump together and he nudges Steve's nose bossily with his own. "I'm not that hurt, Captain, so go on and rut up into me the way I know you really want to and blow your first load."
Steve groans at the command, and picks up his pace.
A fill for @anyfandomdarkbingo
card: sarah-writes-stucky / sarahyellow
square N3: body swap
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hermanunworthy · 1 year ago
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!DNDADS S2 EP46 SPOILERS!
im getting to listen to this right as it drops. and frankly. i am TERRIFIED. ive heard about Bad Things Coming and i fear this episode may kill me. pray for me guys
- WTF DOES THIS TITLE MEAN. WHY LINCOLN
- NO ONE WILL DIE THIS EPISODE #AFFIRM
- MATT. NOT THE TIME.
- THE CLUSSY???
- WILL BEING AN ADAMANT CASS DEFENDER. U ARE SO REAL MAN
- I HATE LISTENING TO THIS AT HOME IM LAUGHING TOO LOUD ALREADY
- THE MOANING. QUIT IT ALREADY IM GONNA CRY
- SCAMSTER ORIGIN STORY WTF????
- we already knew this. but. evil. they are so silly and awful
- 3/4 NOOOO I WAS HOPING FOR HERMIE DAD ARC..... but ofc were not gonna get it
- NOT WILL GETTING EXCITED ABOUT ACTUALLY FIGHTING TAYLOR. FUCK
- SWIFTLI AND NORMSCARY YESSS
- WILL WHAT IS THIS VOICE UR DOING
- the fact that theyre not remembering hermie as the actual next in line is killing me im ngl
- FREDDIE RANDOMLY MAKING NPCS W DUDEBRO VOICES IS MY FAVE THING
- MATTS LAUGH WHEN HE ROLLED THAT NAT1. GOD I FELT THAT IN MY SOUL
- OH *ABRAHAM* LINCOLN??? IS THAT WHO THE TITLE IS REFERRING TO 😭
- WTF IS THIS EPISODEEEE I KNEW THEYD DO SOME CRAZY DUMB SHIT TO GET OUT OF TJIS
- HERMIE HERMIE HEMRIE
- WHY ARE U ONLY JUST NOW REMEMEBRING HERMIE
- ISTG IF THAT IS HERMIES ONE ONLY LINE THE WHOLE WPISODE IM GONNA KILL
- NOT TAYLOR INHERITING THE CLOSE FIGHT BETTING INSTINCTS
- FIND JODIE????? IM GONNA DIE
- hang on hold up. breakfast break
- ANTHONY "BC HE PUNCHED U REALLY HARD" "YEAH FUCKED UP RIGHT??" IM CRYING
- WHAT IS THE FANART FOR THIS FIGHT GONNA BE LIKE.
- NORMALS IN DEATH SAVES NOOOO
- "HIM LOOKING BACK ON HIS LIFE, HIM GETTING DUNKED ON 24/7" STOP IT WILL STOP IT I DONT NEED THIS RN
- oakicks nation were winning ig
- "THATS BRISK BABY" SCREAMING
- SO THE JEZZBALL WASNT BC OF HENRY.... ☹️
- NO NO NO PLZ DONT HURT NORMAL MORE
- PLZ IM SO STRESSED I NEED NORMAL TO BE SAFE
- MATT IS JUST SO UNHINGED THIS EP
- IS LINK GONNA KILL SHMEGAN???
- RON IS STILL HERE???
- TAYLOR IS SO USELESS NOW HELPPP
- THIS EPISODE IS SO DUMBBBB
- NOT ANOTHER EXPLODING HEAD DEATH
- NORMAL IS OKAY!!!!
- HE LOST HIS MUSTACHE LMAOOO
- david lovesatan will NEVER be jodie foster >:[
- NOOOO THEYRE GONNA TAKE DOOD
- SHMEGAN IS DEAD
- NORMALS GONNA GET FUCKING HIT AGAINNNNN I CANT DO THIS
- DOOD UNLEASHED?????
- THIS IS DOODS 100% EXPLOSION FOR ALL MY FELLOW MP100 FANS OUT THERE
- .....is it too early to say that this episode is NOT as bad as i feared
- bc i seriously thought henry would be coming back and shit would happen w hermie and it would be super awful evil but ig thats NEXT episode. god
- TY BETH FOR REMEMBERING HERMIE 🙏🙏
- WHERE ARE THEY???
- okay fbi office okay..... okay....
- WHAT???? HERMIE?????? WHAT
- WHAT
- WHAT
- AM I GONNA GET SOME AWFUL HERMIE CLIFFHANGER. I WILL KMS
- WHY IS HERMIE CHOKING WHAT
- WHY IS HERMIE BLEEDING OUT?????
- IF HERMIE DIES I WILL DIE. DONT DO THIS TO ME WHAT IS HAPPENING
- HERMIE GOT SHOT
- OH GOD OH NO
- ANTHONY. COME ON.
- HERMIES CALLING OUT FOR FUCKING NORMAL??????
- WHAT THE FUCK
- PLZ DONT KILL HERMIE PLZ
- NO
- GUYS.
- GUYS
- IM GONNA KMS
- HERMIE IS DEAD.
- HERMIE LIKES NORMAL BACK AND HERMIE IS DEAD.
- guys im done
- i literally cant even process this i cant even cry yet im just
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solar8331 · 3 months ago
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What made u like chaluggie so much?
OKAY LONG ANSWER SO HERE’S A TLDR
TL;DR I like chaluggie bc I’m a dirty angst/drama lover also multishipper also it’s gay and cute and I totally see a working dynamic between the three. Also I’m a sucker for redemption esp for characters like Lute…
Long version:
Some backstory is that I started out in the fandom scene making tiktoks, posting chaggie content mostly. Then one day, as I was going through my sounds, trying to find a good one for chaggie, I stumbled upon a sound where I thought wasn’t quite chaggie. But I still wanted to post chaggie, so I added Lute as the other person. I was like hm… what if… luggie was a thing (since Vaggie is gay and Lute and her had SOME sort of tension going on…) Anyways, it was all fun and games until I was three tiktoks in realizing it in fact was not just a funny HC I have of luggie being exes. I very much ship the two. Toxic yuri ftw.
Here is said TT btw:
So I ended up making a sad backstory for Lute and how she would have done anything for Vaggie to survive Adam’s wrath for letting a sinner go… including hurting Vaggie herself. What was the question again? Oh yeah. AT THIS POINT, I have been making this OTHER AU I had we will call it the EX!AU where it’s just Exorcist!Vaggie x Emo!Charlie.
For that story, Charlie had (accidentally) caused Vaggie to fall and ultimately lose her eye and wings. It’s an enemies to lovers angsty story. (I promise this has everything to do with chaluggie) Anyways, in one of the arcs, Lute kidnaps Vaggie to Heaven and while talking about it with my friend, I made Lute secretly a softy with a tough exterior. When Charlie stormed Heaven to take Vaggie back, Lute feigned an injury so they could both get away. Vaggie noticed this and was immediately worried for Lute’s safety. After all, they used to fuck in Heaven. (It’s how they bond)
My friend and I were then talking about making Lute experience the Hell Vaggie had told her so much about and decided to make a spinoff series of the AU where she comes down. Now THIS AU (the spin-off) is the chaluggie AU I have. In the spin-off, we initially just thought it’d be funny to make a threesome scene where Charlie dominates Lute while Vaggie watches, so we had to build an entire story around that because Charlie wouldn’t just cheat… and it’s chaggie.
…and then I got grounded and got left to my brainworms. Chaluggie wasn’t exactly in my brain yet but at this point I really liked chaggie AND luggie and wanted to see more. Then I was like ugh, what if they were just all together? So I wouldn’t have to choose between the two. And that’s also when I drew my first piece of NSFW Charlute art. NOW I WAS REALLY INTO IT and a small part of me wanted to get them in a polycule in the AU but I thought I was just crazy and nobody would enjoy/think the same. Especially not my friend. But oh boy was I wrong.
My FRIEND sent me this fanfic and a few fanart of chaluggie to cheer me up since I now wasn’t allowed to post on tiktok or have social media. (will link in just a second, but I’m very sure for those who like chaluggie they already know I’m talking about “Bratty Bottom Lute”; the fanart was by @cartooncorgii on twitter) I will tell you RIGHT now, MY EYES WERE OPENED. I was like people actually LIKE the ship? Another thing to know about me is that I am definitely a rarepair shipper but I also hate it because I get excited to talk about it but most people don’t understand.
Bratty Bottom Lute - Texan_Red_Rose
That was when I realized I could ship chaluggie and ALSO get content for it. I was absolutely hooked. What could possibly be better than Lute softening up for the Princess of Hell and her ex-lover, Vaggie? My obsession with Lute might also have a play in this but that’s for another story.
Anyways, much like BBL, what was originally supposed to be straight up corn became an elaborate story and we (my friend and I) are now still working on the chaluggie AU as we speak. I occasionally post things that happen in the AU on my twitter, but it’s mostly personal enjoyment.
It’s a great way to have drama/angst (my two favorite things right alongside fluff and hurt/comfort) I also mentioned above that I am a multishipper. I like shipping everyone with my favorite character which was (and still is) Charlie at this point. Thus, I started to ship charlute (from my AU) and it just kind of went downhill from there ngl. I’ll drop below one of my earliest works of my chaluggie AU. I was rambling to my friend about how Lute and Charlie could totally bond over bands and hair dye. That was also when I realized charlute could have chemistry and now instead of Charlie x Vaggie x Lute, it was just all of them mushed into one gay ass relationship (aka chaluggie)
Okay, thank you if you’ve stuck this far and read ALL of that and SORRY FOR THE LONG RAMBLE I HAVE trouble deciding what to add and whatnot sometimes. But thank you :) now enjoy some of my old chaluggie art. Also please do read Bratty Bottom Lute, it is GENIUS.
(If you want the NSFW chaluggie I made, it is on my twitter, I don’t remember if that stuff is allowed on tumblr anymore)
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rius-cave · 5 months ago
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you've really converted me to adamsapple omg. like today I saw someone posting a random meme about shipping Adam and I fully fucking expected to see Lucifer appear instead of like, you know, a much more mainstream ship like lute
anyway thanks for effectively rewiring my brain I wouldn't have it any other way
HELL YEAH SISTER UP TOP!!
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Honestly? I understand why guitarspear would be considered the main Adam ship, but at the same time... I don't know, it's not a particularly exciting ship for me. Very cute and all, really great fanart, good chemistry, BUT I NEED MORE FLAVOOOOOR
And by flavor I mean enemies to lovers fjakfjsghsf legitimately that is my #1 trope. All my favorite OTPs from all my fandoms are just that lol
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lacrimosathedark · 1 month ago
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Hazbin Villain Appreciation Post
People can be so weird about people enjoying villains nowadays, so I think I'm gonna take a little step on the wild side and list some things I like about Hazbin villains whether I like the character or not.
Alastor
Yes, he counts until proven otherwise, but also we're easing into it. Alastor is easy to like for a serial killer. I love a lot about him if I'm honest. Him being a clueless asexual really hits home for me as that was me for about half of my life (and then first crush and hey what's this "demisexual" thing?). But I love how he can be so suave and sophisticated and intimidating while also being an utter goof.
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Look at this man. He can be so threatening but he also does this shit. He's so dumb. I love him. Stupid fucking deer man.
It helps that how he interacts with other characters is almost always funny.
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He's such a little shit. I love him.
Vox
The performance. Both in his voice and the animation. Christian Borle does some amazing work and it makes a character who is by all metrics incredibly unsettling into being funny and charming. But also some of my favorite moments are just him making funny faces.
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His face looking at his hand after Val smashes his phone is one of my favorite little moments in the whole series thus far. The animators do a great job having fun with his dumb head. Vox is great. He's such a dweeb and honestly I can see how his powers are hypnotic in nature.
Valentino
You can't look at Val's design sans the bitchy demeanor and tell me it isn't pretty. Moths are great. And that he chirps/squeaks when he moves is a great touch.
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He's also a very compelling villain in that he brings more depth and insight into other characters like Angel. But most of all, Joel's little riffs and just some of Val's lines are so funny.
Angel Dust: I'm coming! Valentino: Not off-camera, you're not!
Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star. Yeah, a star. Porn star. OK, yup, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you. I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will.
That the latter dialogue was in the background and how it was delivered? LMAO
Velvette
I love her design. How can you not? And all her different outfits she rotates through?
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One of the things I love most about fashion-based characters is how fans run with it. Velvette may not be high up in my character tier list, but about a quarter of the fanart I've saved is her and she has her own designated folder. I'm beyond excited to see more of her if just to see her designs.
Adam
He's designed to be a hateable fuckboy, and they do it well, but it's also Alex Brightman so he gets a few really funny moments in there.
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Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it. ♫ Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫ Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know, fine. *slurps drink* Don't fucking shush me, bitch. Adam: ♫ What up, baby? ♫ Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen. Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal. Lute: Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass! Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck.
Adam: The fuck? Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir! Adam: Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!
Adam: And you're...fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!
Not to mention Hell is Forever is a fuckin banger. He's horrible in a way that was really fun to watch. Even better was this misogynist pig was taken down by a tiny dainty little lady who can appear as the perfect little housewife type and goes fucking berserk mode for "bad boys". Niffty was really the best person to take him out.
Lute
Not gonna lie, I cannot find a single redeeming quality in Lute. She's only funny when Adam is being funny, she's an uptight unrepentant bitch who mutilated a co-worker for being merciful. I don't like her. That being said, her singing voice? GodDAMN. You Didn't Know blew me away in part because of Jessica Vosk's absolute killer performance. I need a Lute villain song yesterday.
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Sera
We have so little of her it's hard to think of things that are unique to her, like wouldn't also apply to Emily like her design both humanoid and angelic. She sings well, but she also didn't blow me out of the water the way Lute did. Though, she does have one of the most intense shots in the show and it leaves a lot of space for interesting conflicted dichotomy in her.
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I hope we get a lot more of her to love and hate next season.
Susan
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What do yall like about Hazbin's villains?
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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago
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so is ingo mario or is ingo luigi
LUIGI LUIGI IT'S LUIGI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD INGO IS LUIGI IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
everyone goes oh yeah ingo = mario and emmet = luigi because ingo and mario are the "older brothers" and emmet and luigi are the "younger brothers" which is so annoying to me because they are duos comprised of TWIN SIBLINGS and mario and luigi are fucking STAR BABIES so how is mario older anyways. and even if they weren't born from magic means and when talking about ingo and emmet just think like no one cares about being born 8 minutes earlier than someone else. you think "oh we share a birthday" not "i'm technically older than you" in a way that actually affects your perception of or relationship with the other person. it will NOT give you an older sibling complex i will literally attack people over this. also it's a separate problem but i swear being denoted "younger brother" is a get out of jail free card for people who love infantalizing these characters
but yeah luigi and ingo are literally united in Had Amnesia In Game Where Major Threat Was Hole In The Sky solidarity. and they're both very talkative (at least depending on iteration but luigi is 1000x more chatty and loud than mario). and they wear darker/cooler colours
one time i saw fanart of the M&L dream team box art with ingo and emmet where emmet was luigi and i had to sit there like remember when emmet said with his mouth that he doesnt like napping
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also when it comes to mario and emmet i just think about like how competitive they both are yknow. guys who are eager to compete and like fighting and WINNING and also state their name a lot. i am emmet 🤝 it's-a me, mario!
i also know i have said this before but i swear to god they put the same shit they put into mr. L into ingo's shtick when they were writing pla. like i just think about how ingo unknowingly directly quotes emmet and then says that saying those words fills him with power. and then i think about how mr. L built a robot in the shape of his face and calls it his brother and feels like he's invincible when he's fighting with it. and then i [explosion sfx]
yeah though obviously i wouldnt make any 1:1 comparisons because these are two different sets of characters but if i DID it would be mario -> emmet and luigi -> ingo. 100%. i am extremely adamant about this
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hazbincalifornia · 11 months ago
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Hazbin Episode 1 Liveblog
In order to avoid this post getting Way Too Long, I'm going to make one post for episode one, and one for episode two!
I will say, I'm kinda sad we don't have a 'proper' theme song/intro, just the little jingle :( I do get it, but ah well.
Oh my god the commercial is even better in full.
How the fuck did he get Charlie to keep the name if it was still him???
Al's so fucking offended they're making him use a camera he made it one giant middle finger. I love it.
The voices are definitely going to take a bit of adjustment. It's probably because I've rewatched the pilot a zillion times, though.
I like how Alastor didn't even look at Angel. "Never going to happen!"
Awww, Charlie's ringtone for her dad is cute.
I DO really love Keith David as Husk right away, he suits the role perfectly.
"I like being forced!" and I love you, you weird little gremlin. Hoping for some good CNC stuff with her now, tbh. She'd be fun for it.
The flat delivery of 'crack is expensive' made me wheeze out loud.
Aaaa and here we go, full animation for Happy Day!
Why... why is the 'shoving barbed wire in your hole' guy an imp. Is that, like, his job or something. Is he just an asshole?
Ooooo, that was VAGGIE singing the 'bloodthirsty and deranged?' line? More fodder for her being a fallen angel/exterminator.
'Helluva post' for the mail. Ha.
This just made me fully realize how much the cannibal colony probably considers the post-extermination like a feast day.
Awww, the music note background is a fun touch.
Something about the fact that the 'touch my parts!' guy is a completely shapeless slug-creature instead of just keeping the dick offscreen makes it funnier.
Oh, I love Adam. The fun kind of punchable prick.
The animation seems a bit... overacted? I've noticed it all along but with Vaggie in the scene where she talks about making a new commercial especially. It sort of felt like they wanted to match the pilot's very snappy energy but weren't quite sure how, so everybody makes kind of... aimless motioning instead of moving with purpose, if it makes sense? It feels more like 'moving body parts for the sake of moving things' over 'moving with intent'. It's sort of awkward and distracting. The shifting proportions don't really help, but I just know people are going to be Fucking Annoying about that when it's unfortunately part of the package of making a whole season at once by a regular animation studio.
Oh yeah, Blake's perfect for Angel, lmao. It was more of a change than I expected from the few lines we'd gotten since they sounded more like the original, but he's got the energy.
Charlie didn't know Adam ran the angel army? That seems like the kind of thing she should have known. I wonder if she was relatively sheltered growing up.
'Call me dickmaster' why do I get the feeling the Chaz fans will like him, lmfao.
Since I'm on Adam though, another little groan to myself about the lack of fat characters in the hellaverse that aren't either gross stereotypes or background characters. Adam falls into the misogynist type, (like, the 'redditor', you know the one, just sort of mixed with a sleazy rockstar) Mammon's literally Greed and a talentless abuser, the lady at the pound was gross/uncaring and ugly, and I still think the Nurse was the only one that really broke the pattern and I've seen approximately one piece of fanart or mention of her ever (despite her clearly-developed positive relationship with Barbie!) and it was porn. I'm allowed to bitch on this after people were so fucking annoying about how wanting Bee to be fat was wanting her to be a 'gross ugly blob' and then saying other people were being fatphobic for pointing out everybody's skinny. Somehow. Anyway.
Well, at least they got the vagina joke out of the way early.
I love how his deal isn't for anything that would genuinely screw Vaggie over, he's just pissed they want him to deal with TV.
The fact that the pilot's still 'soft canon' makes sense with how Angel just immediately starts admiring his new clothes without any surprise, since it's happened before. Also, Niffty with the Marilyn pose is cute.
Oh, I'm definitely going to like Lute. I still like my idea she used to be close to Vaggie but when Vaggie was cast down, she stuck tighter to the rules.
Adam's song is fun!
So season 1 takes place over the course of six months? Huh. I'm guessing we'll have some time skips if we only have eight episodes.
I wonder what the Heaven Embassy is for? I can't imagine it's only for meetings like that considering there's couches in the lobby and stuff. Can sinners communicate with loved ones in heaven or vice versa, maybe, just using the holograms?
Oh my god the Katie voice IS basically just Brandon's Bryce voice. Amazing.
Ohoooo? VERY curious who managed to pull off killing an exterminator, and 'can't let them catch on'... hmm.
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originemesis · 7 months ago
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// some reference notes for adam's physique/state of being in each verse!! since he's not actually a shape shifter by any means, but bitch changes like one at each notable point in the timeline while yelling 'it's not a phase! it's that next level shit-'
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promised paradise ;
- fresh out of the Creator's ez bake oven and on a strict vegan diet straight out of Eden's pussy. Know all the twinky fanart of Adam you tell yourself can't hurt you because it's not real? This is him! Your literal nightmare and did I mention he's nude?? In all seriousness, he's got a strong jaw, a faint dusting of freckles between his eyes that extends along the bridge of his face, and a massive (ye it needs to be) manifestation of golden light in the shape of an actually average sized fig leaf that stays just sort of floating/concealing the reason why you should call him dick master. has a scar on his flank where the rib came out. - out of Eden, he gets clothes and eventually looks like your average Minecrafter. (Not even elaborating except letting you know block Adam is likely real and we should fear him.) calloused hands from totally farming with tools and not throwing them at Michael. no longer trusts fruit and sustains a meat and potato heavy diet, and is thicker with more musculature. one hand is permanently fucked up because eve keeps breaking it during every birth and she do be populating-
the crusades ;
- standard commander of the exorcist wardrobe and nearly exclusively how someone will happen upon him unless they catch him off guard, on laundry day, or is Lute. if laundry day, he'll be in a spare exorcist uniform (yes the skirt 1) or a maid outfit someone (probs Gabe) convinced him into thinking was a robe. - when he's first brought to heaven and shown around by Sera, he basically is a combo of both Eden verses- younger again, freshened up, half thick with farm work and (don't forget naked!!) Sera eventually helps him find his main robe to wear because he's mclosing it since the apple made him woke to these things and dying didn't change that. said robe is actually just the massive bell shaped bottom of one of Sera's dresses that she chopped and stitched up for him (he grows into it.) - beneath the uniform, he's still got muscle but it only shows when he's in battle using that farmhand strength to direct his weight around like a literal train wreck. he's gotten chubby from not trusting fruit and not having a woman to fix him home cooked meals anymore, opting for convenience style food (not that he has to eat, but he develops a binging tendency from a combination of the stress of not fitting in to heaven's mold before the 'angel skin' helps him fake it, and from tendencies formed on Earth since food could get scarce just depending on the weather's fee fees) and he holds it in his chest, stomach and ass, though his garb of choice gives him the classic church bell body. - his freckles are still there, but they glow with a faint golden light that's only really obvious in the dark. his wings are composed of golden feathers that are rather impressive when first hitting the sunlight in heaven, but Sera will admit they don't look as nice as that first time now since he doesn't take spectacular care of them, delegating the preens to his exorcist flock and they currently can't outclean the speed at which he accumulates Cheetoh dust in them. - the combination of him being alone for some time before Lute takes over, not taking general care of himself, and being without his rib support beam (that first wamman!) has caused fairly dark circles under his eyes and he generally has an air of deterioration about his actual face when on display. - his actual human nails are usually painted black under his talon gloves. Lute does them for him while they talk shit.
six months remaining ;
- same as above. he ends up with a wing injury from attempting the archangel proposal process (being not a full one himself but kind of like in training? so yeah that fucks his shoulder and wings up a bit.) this confines him to his apartment where he's forced by Lute to just hang out in off duty comfy sweatpants. though he's stuck in short shorts when she makes him go to early morning physical therapy yoga.
dead on arrival ;
- arrives as he came and slowly goes through hell puberty - which is a settling into a demon form that all souls inevitably take while being exposed to hell for too long (and well since it's forever... y'know!!) - since he insists on still wearing his helmet once Vox tech fixes it, he's unaware of the changes at first. gradually his skin starts looking more ashy and toasted like it's trying to shed to match the charred color of his arms that end in actual talons. his eyes were scalded by an archangel (Lute's), and the whites of them eventually fade out to black with pinpricks of gold for a pupil. - eventually his forehead starts to form horn nubs over each brow, but they don't get much bigger than that and sort of resemble piercings. one of his wings is missing (from a comatose meeting with a cannibal who finally got to taste God's chicken-) and he keeps the remaining one permanently tucked at his side like he's worried about losing that one too, though the feathers are faded and look like they might be darkening. the feathers he has sprouted (a couple tucked behind his ears like hair), and those that form a fan at the end of his tail, are dull brownish gold and speckled with black. - in addition to his rib scar, he has a large scar over the solar plexus and on the opposite side between his shoulder blades made of many small entry points, and with how the flesh has healed- it resembles the beginnings of a large rock hitting water impact. - he starts to ignore these changes and continues to just exist as he did in heaven with his helmet on, though trades the robes out for joggers and any other fuck boy rock star gear that Velvette puts him in when he's under contract. and yes, when he wears a hoodie- he just cuts holes in the hood for the helmet's horns. 🤘 - his appearance stays relatively stable to the point he still appears human despite the changes, however- this form can ' break' during high stress situations or even peek through when he's hitting a hardcore metal part of a song. this looks like his eyes inverting colors (so the gold prick widens until it swallows up the whole eye - basically looking like the eyes on his mask), skin on his face becoming essentially losing its corporeal form in the sense it becomes 'void', a dark twisting mass of static energy.
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