#FUCK WINCEST

[realpossumpirate]

why do I keep getting fans/fanfic shit about Wincest

I dont want it its fucking gross get away from me (I've been blocking said people but it keeps coming back save me) I genuinely hate yall they're BROTHERS they'd rather die over and over again than kiss each other

[mischieviem]

Me and my friend sitting serenely in his car before class: ...

My friend: GASP

MY MEAT STICKS

scrambles into the back seat

[cas-dyke]

thinking thinking thoughts

[c0metm0th]

Bitches will really complain about popular ships then go on to ship literally inc_st.

There’s two guys in love here and your shipping brothers??

[thesaltofcarthage]

A card for very specific fandom niches

[wincest-j2-shipper]

THEY WANT EACH OTHER SO BAD THEY DONT CARE ABT THE BROTHERFUCKING LOOKS BEING OBVIOUS ANYMORE (EYE CONTACT + LIP LICKING IS CRAZY WORK).

[samovine]

The reason wincest WORKS and is valid and the people who like it are not insane/incestuous (even though some losers *read hellers* may disagree) is solely because of jared and jensen and THEIR dynamic and the energy they put into THEIR characters.

Also read: these characters who are brothers are FICTIONAL. They are not Real People.

Anyone who has siblings can attest to the fact that regular run-of-the-mill normal siblings do not act like Sam/Dean in any way. Not even close. Canon salmondean relationship weirdness/gencest/weirdcest crawled so that fanon wincest could walk. Why is this hard to wrap your head around. People who enjoy/ship wincest are not gross incestuous fucks. They are people who read into the subtext (and sometimes even the in-your-face text) on a Gothic horror show about Super Weird brothers cruising through the American country to kill things that go bump in the night.

Because really, do you and your brother/sister run around doing absolutely everything together? Do you self insert yourself into your sibling's life because you want to have the absolute final say about their actions and decisions?? Forsake multiple romantic relationships in favour of being with each other??? Coop up, isolate yourselves and play house with each other and compare yourselves to married couples/people in relationships???? because if you do, YOU ARE WEIRD much like sam and dean.

Real non-incestuous siblings are usually Normal About Each Other. Get that through your thick skull.

Calling wincesties incestuous is YOUR weirdass incest projections. The call is coming from inside the house.

[the-dormant-ocean]

Dean jokes with a woman at a bar that she has amazing tastes for being into him and not into nerds like his brother. She laughs and says "It's not even about that. I just don't find him attractive." and Dean immediately stops laughing.

He is confused, shocked and appalled. He was joking. He cannot phantom that someone can't find Sam attractive. She probably just didn't get a good look at him! There's no way she isn't into tall, wide shoulders, narrow waist, big hands and plainly adorable Sam. He actually goes to fetch Sam to show him to her.

The woman is still not interested in Sam and the conversation is getting heated because is she implying that Dean's brother is unattractive??? Who does she think she is?! The conversation only gets weirder and weirder as Dean keeps praising and raving about his brother's ASSests.

They both get kicked out of the bar for causing trouble and Sam is in utter disbelief at what happened. While they are walking back to the car Sam tears Dean a new one because what the fuck was that??? "Dean, you almost undressed me in the middle of a bar because the woman you wanted to sleep with said I wasn't attractive and then got mad at her when she didn't change her mind! What the fuck is wrong with you???" "Oh, I'm sorry for not wanting to sleep with people with no taste." "What????"

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

The Winchester Brothers and the Case of the Mysterious Pretty Pink Panties

…anyone else remember rhonda hurley?

[sluttyimpala]

somewhere out there in the spn universe there is a dude who watches in horror as the dude he fucked freshmen year of college, goes on a killing spree with his brother who's name is the same fucking name he kept on moaning while they fucked.

[toasty-broski]

Dean having no other purpose in life except being Sams big brother is literally everything to me

[daddario]

Sam and Dean lacking personal space in every episode - 14/327

[deerlot]

[lochyard]

spn rlly is the incest show bcs sam fucks off to stanford and just starts dating a girl thats basically just his brother but if he was a chick same hair colour same birthday etc like good lort

[meowdy-all]

I know i did NOT just get a wincest shipper across my dash in the year 2024

[brothersfuck]

Djinn: Your mom is alive, your dad is dead (deep down you know you wanted him dead anyway) oh and you can HAVE your family life if you choose to. You can HAVE the normality you house yourself in

Sam: oh but we're not close here and also I live like a ten hour flight away...not a problem, right?

Dean: GET ME OUT OF HERE