#FUCK UOU.

[charmac]

I’m going to strangle Rob McElhenney with my bare hands.

[heavenbarnes]

Just thought abt olderbf!simon fucking you in his rugby/football jersey and growling right in your ear something about giving you a pretty ring on your finger and his last name

there is nothing older bf!simon wants more than to see “RILEY” across your back as he’s hitting it from behind.

it’s only sunday morning local-rec-over-21’s rugby. it’s nothing special.

but there is you on the side lines, so cold he can see your breath and wrapped up in one of his thicker jackets.

he likes the way you smile and do a little jump when it’s a penalty for his team.

and he likes that little frown you get when someone tries to take him off at the knees.

and he really likes the way you get a little dazed when he’s tackling sorry bastards across the grass.

that same dazed look you get when he comes off the pitch covered in mud and smelling like sweat. when you pass him a towel and tell him to shower at home.

which is actually code for “get me home now and i’ll do that thing you like”

and it leads him to this, bending you over on the bed so he can see his last name stretched across your shoulders and imagine what it’ll be like when it’s finally yours.

he can feel the caveman-primal-madness coursing through him when he sees you with his name on his back. inexplicably hard at the thought-

the thought of you as his.

and whilst he hasn’t got it all planned out yet, he can pretend like he does. when he presses his chest to your back so you can hear his voice loud and clear.

“y’all mine? hmm? get t’keep y’forever? till death n’all that?”

[k4pp4-8]

The spectrum of pirates under cover

[fluffypotatey]

so :) finished the livestream

[spoopy-arcade]

Your special day... I remember your special day.

Do you still like carrot cake?

It has been some time since I saw you last.

If I remember correctly, it is on the 11th.

I remember because you are number one - twice.

Cassie... what are you doing?

I love carrot cake... happy birthday, Cassie.

[nellyellie]

HATE. HATE. HATE. YOU HAVE NO IDEAB HOW MICH IVE COME TO HATE THE FLESHY COWBOY HEAD EVER SINCER I FIRST SAW IT. THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATOMS IN THE HUMAN BODY; IF THE EMOTION OF HATE WAS EMBODIEDF WITHIN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE SEVEN BILLION BILLION BILLION ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-TRILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TUMBLR’S AD ALGORITHM EACH AND EVERY WAKING AND SLEEPING NANOSECOND.

HATE.

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKIBBG FLESHY COWVOY HEAD OH MY DYCKING GOD WHY IS IT THE ONLY AD IN THIS STUPUD FUCKINGV WEBSITE ANYMORE I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU I WILL SMITE YOUR SPAWN AND FORCE FEED YOU THEIR CORPSES I WILL

[prismatiger]

my friend sniffrin

[starsillys]

unable to draw/answuer things at the moment but rlly silly idea that just popped into my head<!!!!!! do you think. theoretically, if kinito were able to somehow break out the puter, he would'nt be able to speak at all? he doesn't have a mouth, and you know. theres no tts in they real world. do you think the little guy would jus have to walk aroun with a little notepad and some crayons and write what he needs to say to communicate/? i mean he probably can figure out how to communicate with sign language but the sake of those who don;t kn0w how to use it would he just scribble down inn his little notepad. hed decorate it with stickers,,, auhgh

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Gampa ….

[mechanicalinfection]

I've been grieving for a while

[lapdogchase]

big things coming

[greatscientistsubspacetmine]

SUBSPACE TRIP MINE. Before you developed the crystal was your name tripmine. Thats really funny im going to point and laigh

N.NO!!!! actually im the reason the crystals exist because if my Subspace Tripmine. Me gear.

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Italian Grand Prix - Vettonso

[jackels-in-space]

Oh Lordy the AI “writer” is like “I spent 15 hours editing and getting rid of any OOC”

So…my fellow authors…how long would it take you to write and then edit it out 9k words?

[princyvish]

sillies!! Partially requested by a friend of mine (specifically the Luffy portion)

[clouwncoree]

*LILYA 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

*drew Lilya bc i love her so so so much <3

*tumblr gets this one before instagram because instagram is scary and mean 🫶

*more below the cut :3

*lilya w/out the crumpled paper overlay and the silly doodles

*guys pleak j love her sm

*got her while pulling for anjo nala and i jumpednfor joy

*i also got anjo nala but this ISNT ABOUT HER 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

*oh lilya you would've loved being a trashy 2000s party girl whos REALLY mean to men 🫶

*also druvilya crumbs bc i love them theyre so in love dont talk to me