#FUCK THIS.

[wuck-the-luckduck]

we are so fucked

[bachirasbodyguard]

only the most muscular of men call cats widdle baby

[heavensickness]

Chi no Wadachi

[written-by-ghosts]

sorry milk and eggs were expensive.

-someone who has less rights than an embryo

[f1nneas]

Sometimes I be talking to a transgender and I don’t want to invalidate them cause I’d feel sooo bad. So sometimes I have to stop myself from calling the boy ones girl (unless they say it’s okay) even though I call everyone girl. The girl ones I do call girl though… cause they are!

I just replace it with king for the boys. Even though they’re all losers and definitely not kings. (unless they actually do have that royal blood (in which case fuck them)) They got bravery for being them and I respect that.

They’re like little soldier guys and girls fighting for their country. But the country is their identities and I respect the grind. Heck I thought I was one of them, I was wrong and that’s okay, but that doesn’t mean they’re wrong. And I support you kings and queens. ❤️❤️

(I’m only saying this cause it’s pride month. Once we’re out of this god forsaken month I’m gonna hate crime you all) (that was a joke btw. I swear.)

(I don’t know why I broke it up so much it’s just easier on my eyes) (I’m getting old)

[libelelle]

I luve in smokeland baby

[fiovske]

giving y'all a small update. i went in today and saw my twt account was suspended for no goddamn reason.

idk if it was me literally only rt-ing a bunch of portfolio day art or what but idk if they're ever gonna give me my account back.

if any of you follow me on twt and suddenly see I'm unavailable as a user, this is why. it wasn't me deleting my account or anything. it's because twitter has chosen to lock me out for rt-ing portfolio day art.

[carcinogenuine]

THERE SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF AWARD FOR GENEROUSLY CHOOSING NOT TO ENGAGE WITH THIS LEVEL OF CODDLED HEADASSERY.

[lillyspeakz]

Hoping to get some writing done soon, I’ve just been super busy sadly.

[aeolianblues]

We know fans are frustrated and we know there’s a better way and we’re going to dangle that in your face because you can’t have it and there’s nothing you can do about it!!!!

[chazz-is-a-zelda-fan]

y’all are the reason i’m considering forever leaving tumblr.

[emdotcom]

I think it should be actively fucking illegal to automatically play audio on any app or site. Fuck you.

[ask-the-virtual-council]

Is anyone else just really starting to get annoyed with the Mimic?

Just me?

Hm?

Okay.

[portuguesedisaster]

Martin does not deserve this. He does not and I hate Elias for that.

[saturnsfather]

me: hi pharmaceutical insurance? can i please get my testosterone refill?

ins: ohhhh so sorry actually, uhhh because you have a union job, your healthcare, which you get through employment of course, doesnt allow you to get that through a physical pharmacy anymore! even though youve worked here for three and a half years and this hasnt been a problem until right now. dont worry about the fact your union has been picketing and discussing the possibility of a strike because theyve been in talks with management for a new contract for literally an entire calendar year im sure that has nothing to do with it

me: …okay, so can i. get it through the mail then. i guess. if thats my only option.

ins: it is! of course, we’ll reach out to your doctor and get that sent over right away

me: thanks.

me:

me: hey so you definitely did that right

ins: :) what?

me: hey doctor, so they definitely did that right

doctor: did what? oh reach out to us to get your prescription transferred to mail order? hahahahhahahahha no.