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demadogs · 8 months

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There are things out there that our little minds will never comprehend.

DARK (2017-2020)

#my gifs #forcing people to watch this show by gifing scenes you cant even begin to understand the context of leaving you no choice but to watch #i am literally on my knees begging you to watch this if you havent #this is my roman empire #as always these look infinitely better on my computer than my shitty old phone so im just gonna have to hope that you guys have good phones #or are on your computers #dark #dark netflix #jonas kahnwald #tvedit #scifiedit #darkedit #dailyflicks #usergreta #plz tell me theres still a big enough fandom for this to get notes #there must be bc i cannot fucking imagine watching this show and then just moving on #color set

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foliejpg · 2 months

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its time to start making flower crown edits again

#been on tumblr for 14yrs never knew how to make something like this and its still shitty bc my computer runs photoshop lke its fucking dying #patrick stump #pete wentz #fall out boy #peterick

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fiendishartist2 · 1 year

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jon becomes an english teacher in their somewhere else and is completely baffled by how much highschoolers hate english class

transcript:

(left): "mr. sims, can we pls watch you play chess.com?" (macbeth essays submitted: 5/27) [i'm too old for this shit"]

(right): "and they're like obsessed with chess? but only on the computer" "at least they're engaged?"

#theres smth so calming about imagining jon in a classroom reading macbeth #like hes in his natural habitat or smth....#idk if this is true in other schools but at my highschool kids fucking hated english class. like disproportionately #yeah math sucks and there were some shitty math teachers but across the board ppl could not stand our english classes #its esp funny to me bc of how much i imagine jon would love english classes + reading classic lit #he just cannot wrap his head around the fact that most of his class spends the entire period playing chess.com #my art #doodles #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #the day magnus protocol drops expect me to either never shut up or completely disappear #the hype is all consuming #i still dont have a computer nor do i have a job so all i can offer is these sketches #more to come....

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barbwalken · 7 months

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wanted to do the ArtvsArtist2023

I use a lot of red for someone who isn't a fan of it 🥴. Im always trying not to use it, but it's just too damn good for contrast 😩🤏

This really was the year of drawing lot of zelda stuff, but mostly ganondorf, I could easily fill this with only ganondorf images haha

Also this year I finally got my tablet (with screen and shit) and man, I love it.

#man my shoulders are really fucking misaligned #I was told by the doctor the other day #but I didn't really noticed it until that photo XD #I guess it is because of the amount of hours I spend on the computer using the mouse and tablet 🤔#and my shitty posture in general

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reel-fear · 3 months

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Hey if anyone wants to check out Moving Pictures Redrawn [a fan-made remake of the first chapter of BATIM that Mike n Meatly may have ordered to be taken down? It's unsure at the moment] Guess who downloaded a copy before they did that~

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #honestly if they did order the take down um lmao tbh #I guess Id do the same it must be embarrassing for a fan to make a better game than you did literally improved your damn #flagship title bc it fucking sucks #but yeah in the name of preserving this piece of art this person mustve spent forever making hmu if u wanna download it <3<3 #its genuinely so cool I hope it turns out someone was posing as the bendy devs bc like this is so awesome #to have it taken down just feels so shitty #idc if its just a better batim if I could fucking sue Meatly n Mike for selling me a piece of shit of a game #thats not fun to play buggy as hell and has some of the worst storytelling ive ever seen #then took this down bc actually we cant let ppl play chapter 1 for free anymore ugh its just salt in the wound of how shitty they r #this remake is so cool I cant believe I got it to run on my computer #the way they redesigned the general areas is so damn cool too this is genuinely such an improvement and meatly n mike should be fucking #begging on their knees for the fans to forgive them if they did take this down fuck them so so much #mike literally has flaunted his fucking wealth in the past do we really think he needs the extra 20 bucks from some poor soul #buying his elaborate scam of a game that has a broken save system really? Does he need that money? No the fuck he doesnt #ramblez

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pom-seedss · 3 months

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Old art, new format!

Made a paint by numbers for myself to keep track of which colour goes where because I know I would have messed it up otherwise.

Fun to see how this turns out.... I custom mixed the blues. I think 2 and 3 may end up being too similar, but it should still get the effect I wanted for the most part.

#new hobbies are so good and there is still so much to learn and I am trying different things every time #do i hate that my new hobby costs more money than no hobby? and all the fucking guilt and stuff that comes with #spending money on myself? yeah pretty much yeah its why i never feel bad about digital art because #i would still be using the computer and internet anyway so aside from the tablet cost almost a decade ago this is #basically free for me so like idk idk physical hobbies are so good but physical goods make me feel sick #because of the fucking world we live in and the way i was raised so like i am really #struggling here but what are ya gonna do eh? trying to push all this away because processing it has only looped it #so we get a lovely post and the mother of all fucking shitty tag talks afterwards :) :(

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orphyd · 4 months

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When the rage melts into apathy and then further fades into just quiet dissociation…

#I’m coolin (I’m not)#but i am bc idc anymore #fuck my security deposit #fuck my shitty ass roommate may he burst into FUCKING FLAMES #I got my computer and my trinkets out and now idc anymore #nia.txt

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clouffymovedd · 1 year

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INTERNET FINALLY BACK AFTER A MONTH WITHOUT IT

#from the clouds #ive been living off of my data for so long.... you have no idea how stressful this whole thing was.#we had to completely upend the house twice. we made over 15 appointments with 5 different specialists (many were missed due to shitty #customer service)#ive completely failed a college class because of this. lol.#this has sucked so mucj and made me so depressed and break out so bad #protip: never have a neutralizer blow out which fucks over your cable. furnace. and power. and fries everything.#we have to get a bunch of things replaced now. im jist glad i thankfully didnt lose my computer

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baejax-the-great · 9 months

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God I'm still not over people bitching about fanfic being in the tags.

When I first tried to dip my toes into fandom, a thing I knew almost nothing about, I typed "mass effect" into the search bar. What I got was image after image of 3D renderings of asari with phalluses having group sex (and I think Miranda was there sometimes, too). Was this what I was looking for? Absolutely not. Were these images incorrectly tagged? Nope. Did I want to see them? Not really. Was it the fault of the artists that I saw them? Nope.

That's just the nature of searching for shit online, especially such a half-functional website like Tumblr. It's a fucking grab bag of whatever the fuck your fellow humans are up to at any given time.

#i am so so so so do so cranky today #listen i got up at 4:45 for no fucking reason #its pouring rain and i need to walk yo the bank #i got something sticky in my hair somehow #my computer deleted a draft of a fic for some fuckin reason #and ive realized the goal i set for myself this autumn is fucking unrealistic and i was a chump for believing in myself #just like #god #what a fucking day #terrorists in the tags go fuck yourself #listen fanfic writers do whine a bunch about not getting attention and its a shitty quality #and franjly more people want to read shit posts and look at art than read fic #that is just the fuckin rrality of it #but people correctly tagging the fic nobody wants to read on tumblr dot com is literally not a fuckin problem

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lockandkeyhyena · 1 year

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you ever read a youtube comment that pisses you off so bad you have to turn off your computer for a while

#actually youtube user “hp’s cat” i’d rather my art WASN’T fucking stolen thanks #also i dont give a shit about your weird christian opinions on the human soul or whatever #its just a fucking computer its not going to steak your fucking soul #yeen rambles #sasha’s shitty youtube tag #not on my video but it fits

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riphimopen · 4 months

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nowadays is it better to buy a 1978 type 57s/c red convertible bugatti or should i just dive off a bridge and kill myself

#sdsf posting #i actually am full of melancholy tbh because all my files were on my old computer #and they got deleted when it died so now ill never find my notes again #on the extensive research i did about deweys stupid shitty car........ fuck all life

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slippery-minghus · 1 month

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gods, why didn't i get a college degree in anything useful?

#i've known since the day it unceremoniously came in the mail that my degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on #yeah i needed to college experience for social and lersonal growth #but why couldn't i have gotten something out of it that can help me find a damn job?#what was the fucking point of going through all that?#(the social and personal growth obviously)#ahgggggg #i'm too broke and disabled to go back to school NOW #(the way i'm coping with the anxiety of waiting to hear back about the internal job i just interviewed for #is to have Officially Decided That I'll Be Rejected Out Of Hand. So What Do I Do Next?#it hurts but at least i can move forward if the worst come to pass #and it gives me something to do while i'm Waiting #ughhhhh #why couldn't i have sold my damn soul and gotten the shitty computer science degree my school had??#i remember visiting a house a friend was pet-sitting for and seeing the couple's gaming setup #and just seeing dollar signs. they both worked in computer science and made $$$#but at the time it sounded like the worst thing in the world #and i'd already changed my major once... loved what i was studying... and had my dad breathing down my neck about how much my education cost #i'm so lucky i don't have debt. thanks to my grampa. but holy hell did my dad lord that inheritance over me and make me dance for it #i don't think he ever got over grampa pulling *his* college funding bc he spent college fucking around and dropped out #couldn't wrap his head around that the narrow thing he'd trained me to be would never follow in his 'rebelious' footsteps #i beat myself up over A-'s there was no way i'd do anything other than take my grades seriously #but that was the problem. i was worried about grades and what sounded bearable to learn. not what was realistic to do with it #i wanted to get a fucking phd! with what fucking money!!!!#of course not that i had the support or the maturity to understand what it meant to choose an education that could grant me a career #but who can i blame if not myself?#dad always said i had to Go To College. there was no choice in not going. but as soon as college came he shoved me out the door #and slammed shut. how was i supposed to know what to do without him there to make me do things all of a sudden?#that took nearly a decade to learn dammit #personal

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autistickaitovocaloid · 9 months

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I want to make an utau so bad

#art talks about stuff #i only have my laptop's shitty built in microphone and said laptop doesn't have an audio input jack #so the dsi idea is fucked #i think my mum has an old mic somewhere but 1. i don't know how good it is and 2. idk if my computer will let me use it

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bgezal · 3 months

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how would any game dev ever think this is a good-feeling mechanic. is this a joke. is it going to play the worst hand instead. id appreciate that it would mean so much to me

#if u recognize the ui im being held at gunpoint to play this its not my fault.#please recommend statbuilder games. alms for hte poor. lltq isnt real. neither is volcano princess #GUYS i dont WANT to play a puzzle game! i want to read a shitty light novel with decent prose and utterly mediocre character building #that is why i am playing a game on my computer #RECOMMEND STATBUILDERS #THAT ARE REAL. PLEASE #HOLY FUCK GUYS. IM PLAYING MY LITTLE PUZZLE CARD LIFESTRATEGY GAME BECAUSE I WANT THE COMPUTER TO PLAY IT FOR ME #EVERY TIME I OPEN THIS GAME AND I SEE THOSE TWO CRACKERS SMILING AT ME IM LIKE LEARN HOW TO PARE DOWN YOUR CHARACTER DESIGNS #i thought punch club 2 would be fun for my brain statbuilder wise and then the writing was too ''like that.''#this is another kind of ''like that.''#ok between The Character in this one and The Other Character in game i forgot the name of because i got too tilted at TOC to play for more #han 30 minutes #i wish i could explain to people and make them meaningfully listen about how bigoted it is to act as if all nonbinary people are young #anyway.#recommend games with nonbinary npcs that wont make me want to dangle smoeone off a cliff and laugh like an anime milf.

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dreamlogic · 1 year

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oooh hey. job offer get. 🌝

#if i pass bg & drug tests (extremely likely - it only takes me like 3 days tops to detox from weed) i start beginning of may #as. a banker. holy fuck #kind of getting some imposter syndrome but also they were REALLY impressed with me and think i'm gonna be amazing #and it's literally just. people and details. both of which i'm v good at. computer will do most of the math for me #a lil worried about the moral/ethical ramifications for my soul bc i don't believe money should even exist #but if i can help ppl navigate horribly fucked up incomprehensible financial systems & liberate Forbidden Money Knowledge #then i'll feel like a spy infiltrating enemy ranks #also omg the pay and benefits are EXCELLENT #i'll be making $3/hr more than my last job with better PTO and more paid holidays #and so far i think i'm gonna rly like my coworkers and the building is pretty and quiet with lots of sunlight #much smaller team and hopefully much less busy than my current job but more interesting work overall #aaaaaahhhhh #got the offer on my last day of old shitty job and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE #v glad i won't have to worry about being unemployed for an unknown amount of time & eating up my savings #just got a cozy 2 weeks of downtime to chilllllll (and recover from psychic damage of old job jfc it looks way worse in the rearview)#ctxt #charlie vs money

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p0rchc0ll4ps3 · 2 years

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here ya' go basic fucking commissions for october!

10/10 slots OPEN

#commissions #homestuck #hiveswap #fa;ntroll #open commissions #fantrolls #things i need keep stacking upppppp #still want a binder coz dysphorias kicking my ass. need to help mom with bills coz the credit bill is kicking our ass. need a NEW FUCKING C #COMPUTER NOW ON TOP OF EVERYTHING #my keys r falling offf #nways any little bit would help IMMENSELY #hence hella cheap. i cant price em hgher! demand is too low #any little bit will help thank you!#n you know. i could even offer shitty little chibi doodles for a BBUCK if youre so inclined #thanks again

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