#FUCK MEEEEEEE

[abiiors]

the thoughts i have rn are so unholy because i need him to look at me like that when i walk in in the tiniest fucking dress and then make me sit on his lap (the thoughts are actually worse i’m sorry charli)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Photoshoot of Vincent Price for The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

[anqelbean]

Being into blondes is a tough pill to swallow

[idsb]

oh boy I think I'm actually gonna puke, I got an account banned for stealing my shit on Etsy (slay) but they've now just emailed me threatening to false-DMCA my entire fucking store ("because they didn't know they were stealing"),

and like. I got back to them saying basically, "you don't understand what copyright infringement is. I'll try get your account back up because I'm sorry you didn't know you were doing something wrong and your account was removed [way overly nice of me btw], but you're not selling my designs and you're NOT false-DMCAing my whole account, I can and will literally sue you for that". So like, you know, hopefully they listen to some fucking reason but people like this have no modicum of reasoning abilities and if my whole Etsy account goes down for 10 days (the amount of time DMCA's take something down for even if you tell the platform you're fine) I'm going to fucking DIE

[useless-englandfacts]

Just seen that vid of shashi tharoor saying “they said the sun never set on the British empire because god couldn’t trust the English in the dark” and I started coughing so hard.

He’s spitting bars so hard one got me in the throat

[jewishcissiekj]

Steven Barnes I'm in your walls

[sephtisoda]

literally so first world problems but it's always absolutely devastating getting to spend a month with my partner only for him to eventually have to leave again and then I have to wait for months just to see them again. the ocean literally hates the gays

[eyluvu]

Exam in a few hours the panic attack is brewing

[zakurohampter]

It’s December………..🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😨😨😨☹️😞😞☹️😞☹️😞☹️😞☹️☹️☹️😨🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[crushedoranges]

Lmao devon properties is refusing to take our payment that's due tomorrow before the time it's due when bean is paid ALSO tomorrow so how we have 24hrs to clean and move out

[mayoiayasep]

fuck this gay earth i forgot my jpn account isn’t working again

[rainia]

I fucking cALLED it with Rolan mannnn,,,, things just weren’t ADDING UP,,,,,

[toothlesshat]

I’M GOING TO BE WORKING WHEN THE NEXT CHAINSAW MAN CHAPTER COMES OUT UGH

[jitterbugbear]

life-changing beautiful magnificent gorgeous earth-shattering

[bad-ads]

“evaluate whether the speakers were ethical 💖🎀🌟! were they knowledgeable, prepated, respectful? Did they avoid causing harm to the audience?”

its quite literally the two tamest videos in the history of the world wtf is there to say abt ethicality

i really apply tumblr logic and crash out and claim the inclusion of rebecca blacks friday was bullyinf a child (despite the fact that he never said anything mean or rude abt her and literally just talked abt how trends emerge) i could claim that old lady harmed me by making such a boring fucking video

[hobisexually]

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