#FR THIS IS SO GOOD POOR BOY THO

[hinamie]

shhhh

[sashazakbun24]

ENANITO NNOOOOOOOOOO

cw robo gore (is he a robot? it is like.... 3d shapes gore...... all impressionable spheres and cones please turn away!) tw fire

When god dies, his whole world burns with him

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Second variant of the caption was "Which form does a shapeshifter take when dying? The one you loved the most"

Third variant was "do not worry guys he just burned his egg salad and overdramatizes"

Also a quick spin of his f-uped model (:

aaaand full process in images (:

sketch -> custom model -> custom scene ->

posing -> drawind everything that is too hard to do in blender -> curving the color curves

Right when i made his model i knew i needed to make this

[sophfandoms53]

I think it is hysterical how Espio decided to pin Sonic’s “murder” on Shadow of all people because it feels like one of those moments were Shadow being the killer is way too obvious so anyone should’ve realized it was a cover but Espio still went with it and even tipped Amy off about it bc “well it’s shadow”.

He chose the easy way out and it WORKED.

0 braincells in that poet’s head and i love him.

[quantum1mmortality]

Guess who's suffering from writers block!!! No but fr I wanna write SO BAD but I just can't 😭😭 so take some twst pp hcs until I decide to work on commissions again

Not proofread idc shank me

♧CW!!! Fem reader! twst dick hcs duh, every NRC student EXCLUDING ortho, might have some other hcs too

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Riddle:

Its... cute? Idk how to explain it

He is VERY sensitive

5.5 inches

Slight curve downward

The tip is a really deep red

Cum is watery, tastes like rosewater(this is a fantasy world i can make cum taste like anything i want)

Balls aren't all that heavy, very soft and squishy tho

Likes rimming. No further comments

Trey:

EEK MY BOY

I'm gonna try not to be biased

Hes BIG tho

I know you've seen him. Let's be honest, we all know he's PACKING

So I'm gonna say a solid 7-8 inches with a nice amount of girth

No curve, but very veiny

Heavy balls. Like, HEAVY. Bros got a whole bakery in there

Soft pink tip

Cum is the normal consistency, he takes care of himself

If you're sucking him off he'll change the flavor of his cock and his cum to whatever you want (thank god for doodle suit)

Cater:

Easy 7 inches

Not too sensitive, it takes a while for him to cum

His cum is pretty thick, its all the spicy ramen he eats

Curve upward, huge thick vein going from his balls to the tip

Cum tastes salty, but not overwhelming

Will have his clones fuck you silly

Deuce:

Another small boy

I'll say 6 inches, no curve

Hes sensitive too, but not as much as riddle

He really like getting his balls sucked more than his cock itself

Cum is watery too, but it tastes good

Like sweet in a way

Tip is a light blue dont ask why

Ace:

Another small boy 😭

He is CLUELESS

Poor man is a one pump chump

5.6 inches, curve to the left

SENSETIVE. pussy got this boy on his knees

Balls squishy, balls soft?

Yes to both

His rip is red, like a blush red

Azul:

A good 6ish inches with a curve downward

Not as sensitive as you may think

I think it would be funny if the bottom of his cock had like little suckers or some shit

Tip is dark purple and he has some veins, not many tho

Heavy balls, no squish :(

Cum is thick and black bc octopus

Tastes like what watered down hand sanitizer smells like

Jade:

😨

Its slimy.

No further comment on that

No but its like wet, a lot

So is floyds but we aren't there yet

Its like lube 🥺

Okay but he's LONG

8.5 AT LEAST

He also enjoys rimming

Tip is dark cyan

Cum is slimy too

Add some borax water and sell it on etsy

Floyd:

Basically the same as Jade

Hes smaller tho

Hes 6 inches but has SO much girth

His cum is more watery than slimy and the tip is a light blue

Lots of veins too

Kalim:

6 inches

So sensitive

He begs.

Loves blow jobs but would NEVER ask for them

Heavy soft balls

A dark brown tip and there's lil red swirlies

Cum is thick

Tastes like coconut toothpaste

Jamil:

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMM

BIG

So big

Destroy me PLEASE

7.8 inches and a big curve upwards

Likes fingers in his ass, just like Kanye west

Doesn't like blow jobs he cums too quick :(

Gets overstimulated easily and when he does hes highly submissive

Cum a lil thick (its all the curry he eats)

Its yummy tho

Tastes salty and a lil sweet

Like a pretzel

Tip is a redish-brownish

Vil:

Hes a very odd case

Hes big, dont get me wrong

But mans does NOT have sex 😭

He complains it ruins his makeup

7.4 inches with a few veins

Oh yeah hes unclipped too idk why but he is

Tip is a pinky purple color

Balls got some weight, they're not sensitive

Rook:

Hes an even weirder case

Hes very big but almost NEVER penetrates you

Hed much rather be in between your legs for hours on end

Making you cum on his face gives him so much pleasure

He doesn't touch himself either

When he's eating you out he has one hand thrusting fingers into your pussy, the other hand thrusting fingers into your ass(hes an ass man I know he is) while he sucks on your clit the whole time

He cums on the sheets whenever you do bc he knows how good you feel

Hes 8.5 inches with a curve down, large vein going upward

A creme colored tip

Cum normal consistency, you don't know what it tastes like because he never let's you suck him off :(

Epel:

Small boy

Whimpers

A lot

Hes 6 inches with a curve to the left

Light purple tip bc I said so

Light balls, but no squish :(

Cum is watery and tastes like lavender oil

Idia:

Oh god

Contrary to popular belief he has a lot of stamina

He doesn't have ANY experience tho

Played a lot of hentai games but thats the extent of his experience

I think it would be really funny if instead of whispering dirty talk or praise during sex he tells you the fnaf lore

Like he'll be blowing your back out and he'll just be like "so the crying child was actually william aftons son-" and then he cums

After hes done and doing aftercare he'll quiz you on the fnaf lore

If you get any of the questions wrong he'll fuck you until you can't walk as a punishment

If you get them all right he'll eat you out for hours until you also can't walk

Win win honestly

8 inches

TIP IS BLUUUEEEEEE

Cum is thick and salty, he doesn't take care of himself

Heavy, HEAVY balls. Very sensitive

He loves blow jobs too

Leona:

8.8 inches, but if we're being real to how ACTUAL lion anatomy is hes closer to 3 inches but yall aren't ready for that convo

Not sensitive at all, it takes so long for him to cum

But when he does hes so sweet, whispering praise after praise to you and lots of kisses

Cum is normal consistency, a lil on the thicker end

Its a bit bitter with a sweet aftertaste

Hes also unclipped and I will not elaborate

Idk if lions have them but if they do then he has a knot, not as big as jacks tho

Heavy balls, they're sensitive

Brown tip, like, dark brown tip

Ruggie:

7ish inches with a curve down

Also likes eating you out

Doesn't like having his balls touched

They're cute and squishy tho

Cum is also thick and doesn't taste like anything

Tip is a light brown and has a vein going through it

Jack:

8 inches.

Has a huge knot. Physically cannot pull out when it comes to it

Cum tastes like strawberries

Doesn't let you suck him off often bc he doesn't wanna knot in your mouth

Also gets pleasure from eating you out

Tip is grey and sensitive

Malleus:

Hes also like rook in the way he'd eat you out for hours if you'd let him

But he does penetrate you

Our big dragon boy loves the feeling of being inside your tight cunt

Will probably cum if you praise him

He has 2.

One on top one on the bottom

The one on top is longer, 9 inches while the one on the bottom is 7ish, the bottom one is a lot thicker tho

He'll be so slow easing them in and almost never goes fast when it comes to sex

He sees it as love making

They both have a black tip and the cum is normal consistency, tastes like... eggs? Hardboiled don't ask

Oh yeah his cum glows in the dark

Lilia:

Idc what you guys say this man is SO EXPERIENCED

He knows how to have sex properly and can make you cum in seconds if he feels like it

7 inches, his dick is where all his height went

Because he's so experienced he doesn't cum easily

PINK TIP PINK TIP

His cum is normal consistency, a little watery maybe

Tastes like citrus

Silver:

Loves when you ride him

Likes missionary too tho

7 inches too

His tip is grey

Very sensitive and gets overstimulated easily

Hes also just very submissive in general

Cum is watery and tastes like what a new car smells like

Sebek:

LOUD

SO LOUD

CANT TAKE THIS BITCH ANYWHERE

Cries during sex

Loves when you pull his hair

Does he have horns? If he does they're very sensitive

Cums if you touch them

Hes a crocodile right

Nah he has horns

8 inches no other comments

GREEN TIP

Cum is thick and bitter

We love him tho

Balls squishy

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A/n: im so fuckibg tired god help me

[moon-tell-me]

Them having a crush on you...

The outsiders (separate) x GN! reader

Warnings: nothing I don't think :))

DARRY CURTIS

It's been a reaalllyy long time since he's felt this way for anyone

So a small part of him is excited when he realizes it

But the majority of him..?

Well.. that's a different story

He's very busy with work and the family

He just doesn't have any time for love or romance

You understand ://

So it's unlikely he will do much of anything on his own

He will probably even avoid you a bit in hopes of making himself feel better

That being said, if you realize what's going on, and decide to pursue the relationship, he may manage to fit you in his schedule :))

"Hey, Darry.. uhm, could we talk for a second..?" You asked, as you popped up from around the corner, completely catching him off guard. It had been almost two weeks since you two had a proper conversation, and you weren't gonna let it go on any longer.

SODAPOP CURTIS

Okay so this is gonna come as a surprise to no one, but..

Throughout his life he has consistently gotten girlfriends and boyfriends with no issue

Again, no one's surprised

I mean, look at him, he's beautiful

Anyways-

He immediately knows that he likes you

And he very quickly starts planning out how he can go about the situation

It won't take very long for him to make his move, however if you beat him to it, he would definitely be over the moon

There you are, looking as good as ever. He's already decided that he's gonna ask you out later, an- wait.. your walking over to him..?

PONYBOY CURTIS

Poor kid doesn't know wtf is going on at first

All he knows is that he suddenly enjoys your company more then before

It wasn't until you interlocked his fingers with yours one night that he finally became fully aware of his feelings

He is not nearly as subtle about these feelings as he thinks he is.

He's so obvious, you'd have to be pretty inattentive to not notice anything

Based on this, you will likely be making the first move

With a dramatic sigh you let your head fall against his shoulder. The two of you have been studying together for about two hours and your in desperate need of a break. "C'mon, you need to focus." He said, sounding more annoyed then he really was. You grabbed his hand, interlocking your fingers and looking up at him pleadingly. "Pleease.?"

DALLAS WINSTON

Ohh boy

Out of allll the guys in Tulsa, you caught his attention?

Lucky 🙄

I love him sm istg

In all seriousness, this is very new to him

He's not used to genuinely caring about someone

Besides Johnny, he's never really loved anything

He's gonna start off with his typical flirting

That won't change until he realizes his feelings

After that, he switches to being a total jerk to you

Mans does not know how to process his feelings

Just give him time tho, he'll figure it all out

Here you are, sitting on the porch of the Curtis house. It's late and everyone is inside the house, save for you and Dal. He's been real difficult lately, although tonight his attitude has noticably improved. As you watch him struggle to light his cancer stick you can't help but wonder, what did he want to ask you.?

JOHNNY CADE

My sweet, respectful boy

He falls head over heels immediately

Everybody realizes his feelings rather quickly too

Including himself

He's not stupid

He notices how his cheeks get all warm

His hands get all sweaty

His knees feel like they might give out

It's a new feeling for him

For once he has someone touching him without causing him pain

I'm gonna fight his parents- WOAH! Who said that!? 😅

If your the type of person who is really affectionate with your friends (me fr) then you might actually kill the poor kid

He asked Dally for advice only to completely ignore it

Turns out Dally sucks at giving good advice, who woulda known?

He was thankful for how dark it had gotten, otherwise you would be able to see just how red his face had gone. For some reason you had decided it would be a great idea to hold his hand out of nowhere. Why can't you see what your doing to him?

TWO-BIT MATHEWS

You guys prolly met in middle school

He pulled some dumb shii and put gum in your hair or something

After that he often teased you

Referring to you as his girlfriend/boyfriend

You better expect a lot of playful flirting with this one

He pretty much confesses his feelings on the daily tbh

Albeit in a way that makes you think it's a joke

Eventually you just kinda realize that hey, maybe he isn't joking

"See, I always knew we were perfect for each other, ever since that day in sixth grade." He teased, throwing his arm around your shoulder only for you to immediately push it off. "Get off of me, would you?"

[makemeimmortalwithahug]

No job would ever get properly jobbed

every time I see charles in profile my heart goes ba-thump and I want to stay there forever, looking. and looking. what I'm getting at is I get why edwin is so repressed - if he weren't he wouldn't be able to finish any case at all seeing as charles is. right. there!!

[wonton4rang]

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Roll the dice ¡!

pairing: bnd legal line x reader.

warnings: +18, smut, breeding, mentioned of birth control and pills, idk.

summary: bnd legal line mtl to use condom/ like breeding.

note: this came to me in a vision fr fr.

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sungho; he is a certified lover boy, like a husband material type of guy so i personally don't think he would like to breed you :( unless ofc it's to actually have a kid and not for the fantasy if you know what i mean. he would get worried about you because he knows how pills or birth control might affect you and he wouldn't like to purposely put you through that. it might happen accidentally tho and i can see him with wide open eyes and looking at you in panic after he finishes inside by mistake, he couldn't hold it this time and he is so ashamed and sorry :(( constantly whispering against your cheeks littles "i'm sorry, baby, so sorry" it's mainly because he feels guilty but you reassure him that is fine, you are under birth control for a reason!!

riwoo; i think he would do what you think and what you like, you like him to wear a condom? he will. you like him to come inside? he will. you like both but it depends on your mood and the day and on the weather and the conversations you've got that same day??? he's fine with that too!! just let him know please because otherwise, how would he know? riwoo is very similar to sungho's case but this one is kinda nonchalant about the why itself, he just knows he will do whatever makes you feel and be good. he just loves you so much but he is also kinda scared to ask because he doesn't wanna be nosey or you to think he wants to do something you don't :')

jaehyun; well, i got you news. bad or good it'll depend on your own perspective. but this dude??? he would want to breed the shit out of you (or into you) he could and will get so into the moment that it would just come naturally, he couldn't hold it or he didn't want to, i see him as a very submissive person when it comes to sex but he definitely also have his days where he would take control, still having you ride him as usual but controlling your pace and holding your hips on place when he felt his dick twitch and his orgasm so near "please, stay put, let me come inside this time" but it was more of an announcement, he was just letting you know because even though you let him, he wasn't able to hold it anymore :( poor boy is just so sensitive and so into you.

taesan; i think he wouldn't directly be into it bUT taesan is also a very curious boy so i just know he would like to try it at least to know what it is about. one time won't hurt anybody, right? problem was it wasn't just one time. he is not the type to be angry often but he is one to hold hard feelings for a while afterwards so i strongly expect angry sex w taesan after an argument probably over some jealousy or a disagreement about something in the house and he just has to demonstrate you that he is the man of the relationship, having sex with you and looking right into your eyes before coming deep into your pulsating cunt. you wouldn't say anything about it because honestly?? the way he looked down on you, how his cock throbbed inside of you and the way his wet lips kissed yours was so hot and endearing that you just enjoyed.

leehan; "jaehyun does it sometimes" he would say when trying to convince you "his girlfriend let's him, she doesn't mind" and you would just laugh a little bit before answering "well, i do, so forget about it and help me with this, would you?" he would be pouty all day long, complaining about how unfair it was for you to not let him try it at least once!! he was dating you and he was not planning on leaving your side so that means he will NEVER get to try it. omg, he was gonna faint. but you were too soft, too into him to forbid him and take that away from his grasp without even letting him taste it once. "babe" you called "about what you said earlier" his eyes flew to yours when he lifted his eyebrows in expectation "i am willing to do it, but just this time, yes? it really gets uncomfortable with the pills sometimes" and he would be so happy and grateful for you, fucking a baby into you all night long, because yes, you said just this time, not how many times.

so after giving you my thoughts on each, I'll go as it follows:

MOST.

jaehyun. yeah, for the first time in those mtl things i do the #1 is not leehan but goddamn it, jaehyun just screams "breeding" and then sobbing when he comes down of his high and thinks y'all are gonna have triplets (not that he doesn't want to but nOT NOW)

leehan. been there, done that, he would like to do it just to laugh about it, for the sake of it. he would enjoy it so much too omg (i need him!!)

taesan. already explained this one but he is basically with one foot on each side, is not that he doesn't like it but he won't do it on a daily basis because he doesn't think it's that big of a deal.

riwoo. like taesan, it's not that he doesn't like it but he would just go with the flow of whatever you want.

sungho. yeah, how bout no? <3 he ain't dealing w shit after that and he cares too much about you to make you worried or through some pain or something w the pills so yeah. but he does kinda like it, he just can't enjoy it fully because all the preoccupations won't let him.

LEAST.

[clairyclue]

my thoughts on Majestic Rep’s RTC

it’s a lot sorry guys

tags: @jencattv @ray-winters @keatondj

(spoilers below the cut)

you can tell when ocean starts questioning her attitude and how conflicted she is, especially right after WTWN 

jane gets startled so easily poor baby

noel’s riffs are amazing!! (noel’s lament)

the choreo is awesome too!

mischa is a such a sweetie he genuinely cares so much about the other choir members 

mischa flipping ocean off before “i love you guys” haha

constance’s finger guns after “fornication” 

constance laughing at ocean out down jokes and then switching up is so funny 

i love oceans line delivery she’s like three seconds snapping i love it 

jane going from being able to move

fluidly during the songs to being stiff again she looks so confused every time 

ricky. just ricky ❤️

connie i thought the crystal meth joke was funny 

^^ i love all the dialogue in that scene i don’t remember it in original cast slime tuts 

fuck mischa’s adopted parents fr you can tell his anger is a defense mechanism because when he feels comfortable with the choir he’s so sweet!!

MISCHA FALTERING WHEN SAYING HES TALIAS FIANCÉ 

“THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY MOTHER AND INDIRECTLY KILLING ME” 💔💔💔

MY LIFE IS AWESOME 

(i’m gonna start categorizing by song now i don’t have much for WTWN and Noel’s Lament so)

jane dope 🔥🔥

mlia gives mad sibling karaoke vibes 

karna i see u bopping along 

the singing too is immaculate 

OK JANE i see u dropping it down 

TALIA

this mischa genuinely seems so into it he deserves so much credit in way of character work 

the way he gets all bashful during his Talia monologue 💓

background harmonies (constance is carrying and also i can hear her so well!!)

again riffs!! well done 

the choreo goes crazy!! this applies to all the songs tho 

the arms making a steeple 🥺😩

THE ENDING RIFFS 💔💔💔😩😩😩😭😭🥺🥺😞😞

the projection i’m gonna end it all 💔

MISCHA FUCKING CRYING INTO NOELS SHOULDER HELPHELPHELP and even once the dialogue moves on he’s still clinging to him and Noel rubs his back

“ocean why aren’t you talking right now it’s weird” (ricky in the bg: ☝️)

i love u connie awkwardness 

jane is so reactive to everything she hears like a little puppy 

“OKAY!! 😁😁😁😁” (autismo lore dump time)

oceans face when he’s explaining it 😀 to 🙁 to 😟

AND THEN SHE FUCKING MOANS U CATHOLIC FREAK (no offense to catholics reading this)

noel’s face me too bud 

ricky’s lore is kinda gross just because it wasn’t always this way. but sigh what can you do

SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN:

ricky my little freak boy ❤️

spacedolls realness coming through 

“sure…😬”

rip ricky u would have loved therian tiktok 

little curtain face thing “it gets weird now :)” (•.•)

“THAT SON OF A BITCH !! 😡😡😡”

the emotion behind his lines the whole time tbh adds to the comedy (“i thought i told them !! 😕😕”)

the ending “b-b-b- bachelor man!” (“meow!!”)

we love u mischa hype man (again sweetest man alive)

constance’s “oh man!” was so agressive i loved it the one in the soundtrack seems so sad. this constance is less shy more awkward and i love it

THE BALLAD OF JANE DOE:

i know i know. but choreo. 

vocals!! ily jenna 

bg vocals as well!! 

the mixing 🥹

OK THE OPT UP????

the choreo at “a choir never complete” reminds me of the opening funeral scene from beetlejuice. definitely fits the vibe!

the borderline growl/anger in “and i’m asking why lord” yes!!!!

she sounds so desperate. crying. 

“does no one care?!” again the anger and emotion!

THE BG VOCALS AT THAT ONE PART SO GOOD THEYRE ANGRY FOR HER IT SEEMS 

the roller coaster. them being sucked back into it choreo wise. reverse looking. 

THE HIGH NOTES 💋💋💋

ocean being the one to put the birthday costume on means a lot to me. idk

ocean comforting her too 🥰🥰

janes birthday claps!

SNATCH !! 🧁🧁

ocean doing connie’s hair ❤️

savannah scene!! 

we don’t get to see it but i know the waltz is happening 

“ur ma best frand 💓“

^ and then ocean immediately snaps my heart again. 

“no you don’t ocean. 😕”

i understand oceans monologue she just. executed it badly. 

constance 😝 beat her ass girl 

“or they’ll call you a cow” baby. come here. 💔

constance. i get you. i get u connie baby. 

JAWBREAKER/SUGAR CLOUD:

oceans face ❤️ i don’t know how to describe it but she looks. proud. and her sitting almost re-evaluating everything in the back. (assuming)

ricky giving her the mic ❤️

HER GIGGLE

them scooting her around aghhhahahdhdbdheh

cloud props!

CONFETTI AND BALLOONS AND IM SMILING LIKE A FOOL

jane looks so happy with her ballon skipping around 🥹

the ending!! ILY CONSTANCE 

mischa helping her down awww

ocean and connie hug!!

can’t forget the nischa hug

ocean losing her voice inflection and sounding so genuine. so scared. so raw. 

janey when she gets chosen 🥹🥹

ocean and connie hug 2

JANE REACHING FOR RICKY SNDBDJWKDJDKF

ITS NOT A GAME/ITS JUST A RIDE

crying over the ending brb 

the slideshow will always get me 

something about the whole scene. houfhhhhhhh

“and you give and choose while you live and lose” and the lines preceding it get me 🥹

ARE THOSE REAL VIDEOS OF JENNA?!?!?!

KARNA SOUNDING LIKE THEYRE GONNA CRY

the first lines of it’s just a ride. no music. so raw sounding 🥹 the teary voices. the haphazard harmonies. 

ocean and mischa holding each other. big bro little sis 💓

“WOO!”

THEIR FREESTYLE DANCING! 

they’re having so much fun. they’re dead but they’re LIVING for the first time. 

all of the hand holding. my babes. 

[shotokimchi]

When Their S/O Is a Seggs God

MINORS DNI

How would they react if their cute lover was like a succubus in bed LMAO Going through some hard stuff so wanted to drop this here to laugh a little JSDFHSDK-

A/N:Sorry for being inactive y'all i swear I'm not ignoring the requests, just preparing for an important exam this year, but I'll be back around Julyyyy

Little side note: Characters are aged up so don't come at me smh

part2 w/Dabi and Midoriya

Bakugo

So we all know that this man doesn't sleep around randomly. My guy dates the "one" for him he's planning to marry you so if you aren't planning about settling down...

Too bad for you missy (Lemme see your ring finger bitch you gonna get wifed up💍)

After taking you out to meet his parents, this chili oil literally falls in love with you (i mean he already did but when he saw how you treated his momma and papa- boy was CHOKING ON HIS HEART❤️) so he decides to take your relationship to the next level.

Needs and excuse to leave early so literally tells his parents that he has a bad case of diarrhea ( Do ya'll know that video LMAO) and drags you out to his car

Lemme tell you he ran over at least 5 red lights just to have sex with you-

And you are just confused about why he's suddenly acting like a rabid dog i mean he's always acting like one but this time-

"Suki, why is your mouth foaming?"

On the way to your apartment, you had an inner conflict about actually taking him to a vet, you aint planning on telling him that tho.

After finally throwing you onto the shared bed like a sack of flour mf flies for a second in the air like a bloodthirsty mosquito- (the only difference is he's thirsty for the ✨All-mighty pussy juice✨)

Dw tho man asks for your consent because he loves you a lot and doesn't want your first time to be scary and all-

Wait did i say first time?

YES MF THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN- but guess what he's about to find out...

Before he can start kissing you, you push him onto his back and rip off his pants and leave a small peck on his lips before riding him like you are in a horse race- Good news gurl you are about to win, no one can compare

Poor man is speechless bc you are literally singing on his dick like you are the headliner in a choir...

And while you are singing you are rhythmically bouncing too LMAO

IM👏GONNA👏PUMP👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DROP👏OUT👏OF👏YOU

He aint scared no he just swallowed his tongue by accident- cuz you know...

HIS GIRL IS LITERALLY DOING THE DUCK WALK ON HIS DICK (🦆🦆🦆)

WALK THAT FUCKING DUCK Y/N QUACK QUACK QUACK

He decides to grab your hips to slow you down a little bc you are causing an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.9

but instead of slowing you down now you are making him jump on the bed with you too LMAOAOAOAOAO- imagine someone breaking in and seeing two floating figures on the bed

He's like "SLOW DOWN Y/N-"

But nuh uh you are too caught up in your own horny world so you continue to milk him (Fr tho calm down queen aren't those legs tired?🦵)

After cumming for the 5th time he tapped out LMAO-

You gave him a concussion bc of making him bounce for too long KSJFHJSDKFGSDKJHSD- POOR KATSUKI

He was laying there, unconscious with drool dripping down his mouth and it took you three full minutes to realise that he passed out (OMG I'm gone-)

Fly high Katsuki Bakugo 🕊️🕊️

Dw tho you made sure to pamper him the morning after, bringing him a breakfast tray filled with pancakes and a cup of coffee. A cute innocent smile plastered on your face

"Morning, baby!"

Needless to say, he was shocked ( pretty sure he thinks it was the hottest night ever but doesn't wanna hurt his own pride by telling you that)

"WHAT HAPPENED-"

Todoroki

BAHAHAHA OMG OK LISTEN-

So both of you are lovebirds obv because Todoroki would be the most caring boyfriend ever (i'll fight you about this one 🥊🥊🥊) so its impossible not to be in love with him

So pretty baby thinks it's going to be all about kisses, vanilla, sweet loving, him showing how much he cares about you etc.

AND HE IS A VIRGIN

Todoroki being a virgin is such a turn on he trusts you enough to give his first time to you (aw❤️🤍)

...but you didnt know that he was a virgin

I mean come on look at him how can he be a virgin while looking THAT PRETTY

So one time, while you guys were chilling on the couch watching Titanic and snacking on some strawberries together he decides to make the first move and gently holds your hand while whispering sweet things to your ear and then you hear the magical word (open sesame zimzalabim this coochie 🔮)

"Y/n, I wanna do it."

BIG MISTAKE SHOTO VERY BIG- So being the horny queen you are the wicked horny grin makes its way to your lips and baby is concerned Before he can say anything you immediately grab a strawberry and stuff it into his mouth and quickly try to get him off of his sweatpants

Then you work your magic on him by giving him the best and first head of his life ✨ and trust me he is enjoying it very much

Mmmm yes that famous glock glock 60000 GOBBLE UP BABES don't let em Santa Claus looking pubic hair get into your nose tho🎅

Pretty moans were filling the living room while his fingers lock with yours

But the baby was too lost in his own pleasure so he accidentally bit the strawberry and took it out of his mouth

But you noticed so you grabbed a new one and harshly shoved it into his mouth

"Dont. swallow. the. strawberry."

Babies eyes went wide

YOU SCARED HIM

AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TOO

he %100 looked like this-

So now he was drowning in his own pool of saliva trying not to bite into the strawberry while his eyes were rolling at the back of his head (bc of your amazing tongue skills)

Spot the difference between your mouth and a vacuum cleaner

NONE

When i tell you, you were sucking him DRY

like the next Todoroki generation got to the point of extinction

at this point he was trying to pry you off of his dick bc the overstimulation was TOO much lolol

Poor baby accidentally covered the couch with small burns

when you lifted your head to check up on him you were met with a sobbing Shoto

BOY WAS GASPING

Literally thought of bringing him an oxygen tank but decided against it bc he calmed down after receiving your loving kisses You layed his head on your chest while combing through his locks with your fingers, you made sure to give him a great aftercare

"Are first times are this rough?"

You choked on Casper the ghosts dick

"WHAT-" Literally mourned for two hours bc of treating him so roughly LMAO

A/N: I'm done- sorry for the typos if i have any, i was too lazy to edit :p

[catwiththebutah]

denji succumbing to the world of milfs as he fucks on a pretty housewife <3 denji brainrot is real

Omg yasss i like how ur mind works dracu :))but i kinda changed it soo im sorry if it's not to ur liking :(

And fr tho denji brainrot is fookin real.

Imagine him just wandering the streets and suddenly a kind lady took him in....well or that's what he thought. Imagine purposely doing things like bending over to clean ur shoe even though there's nothing on it. Mah boy's mind be going crazzyy thinking that he's being weird and a prev.... but...ur so hot and kind...its too much for him!! OMG IMAGINE that when he's sleeping in the guest room of ur house he wakes up to find u sucking him off. "...wh-what are y-you-FUCK~" Then u take off his pants and start riding his vigin dick. Poor boy's gonna cry because its his first time and the last thing in ur mind is being gentle. It doesn't matter if its too much for him or not because he's being a very goodboy by making mommy feel good~~<3 But of course you love him too~ so u won't be too harsh on ur lilttle soon-to-be husband. He doesn't mind tho- his mind is all mushy thinking about how he managed to be with you, he'll take whatever he is offered gratefully and worship the ground u step on. After all, he only needs his mommys approval~

Well i got a lil carried away didnt i- anyways hope u like it dracu :) thanks for sharing ur idea with me love~ ( are u comfortable with being called this?if not then tell me I'll remove it <3 )

REBLOGS ARE APPRICIATED :)

[chibimochii]

I come bearing ScaraSethos 🤲🏼💝 hopefully it’s not a spoiler to reveal that Sethos’ pretty significantly affiliated w the Temple of Silence but all that to say that it’s usually a quiet and peaceful place since it’s hidden away but once Wanderer begins coming over at Sethos’ friendly requests (tho Wanderer claims it’s purely for academics lmao), the other temple peeps begin to hear Sethos’ laughter echoing thru the hallways bc he kept playfully pestering his crabby guest one too many times and ended up pinned to the floor tanking hella scribbly tickles along his lower back aka my personal take on Sethos’ Death Spot™️ bc that back window is so tasty

Bonus if the temple elders who watched Sethos grow up tease him in front of Wanderer afterwards saying that they missed his bubbly laughter from when he was a smoll boy and his face starts burning while Wanderer gives them his innocent, angelic, and polite smile like what a cute memory (o^^o) but Sethos knows he’s doomed fr fr poor mans is not well versed in keeping his giggles under wraps for very long and when he tries to hide his laugh in his hand / the crook of his elbow, Wanderer is quick to switch spots and dig right under his arms and along the curve of his shoulder blades yknow? instantly gets Sethos begging for his life and nothing thrills Wanderer more bc he’s a ruthless ler and Sethos is actually very tanky for a lee when it comes to having a giggly good time

it’s not entirely one sided tho! Wanderer takes his hat off indoors and when he uses his skill so eventually, Sethos notices the electro mitsudomoe on the back of his neck, whcih instinctively he thinks to touch it with a little bit of electro (like when you see the pillars in the overworld haha) thinking at most Wanderer will glare at him and maybe tickle him but to Sethos’ immense delight, he SQUAWKS like a dusk bird and fumbles a stack of books he was carrying or even his catalyst and its silent for a moment before Sethos gets a wicked grin on his face that Wanderer doesn’t stick around to see bc he’s booking it away Anemo jet style so it’s a race for who’s faster btwn him and Sethos’ electro speed but since it’s also Sethos’ home turf, he eventually backs Wanderer into a dead end muahahahaha

Hope this brought a smile to your face om nom nom 🧸

Wahhh this was so good!~ you really gave so much fuel to this duo✨️

Sethos being a little bastard pushing Wanderer's buttons on purpose to rile him up. Probably (definitely) knowing the consequences-

.

Sethos back window is 110% his worst spot, like get him on his back and he's yours. Sethos knows that, the elders knows that, heck cyno knows that and now wanderer. Poor guy is doomed.

And wanderer isn't the sweetest ler, he is almost downright mean sometimes. But not cruel,, however he definitely gets a kick getting to absolutely wreck Sethos by tickling him to pieces. Best part? Sethos is down for that, he finds it fun :)

As for sethos getting revenge, it's like a 40% chance he will get to properly get wanderer back, but once the opportunity arrives. He will leap on it. Do his damn best to try and take him down and tickle him back. Finding his weak points. But it's not easy when your boyfriend has anemo power equivalent of jets that makes him able to zoom away at any point he wants.

But, I'm a firm believer that wanderer is pretty ticklish himself, thighs are the worst spot. Sides are another, ribs, hips. Tracing the marks that light up during the times he uses his vision? Yep. But the mark on his neck?... touch it at your own risk, it's a reminder of what he is, was. Who he's connected to, and he probably wouldn't be very happy by having it brought up. But with time, maybe he would occasionally let his curious partner touch it.. maybe -3-

(This got sooo long holy- my bad

[bootyquaker9000]

Future! Rise! Leo N$FW headcanons

ROTTMNT

🔞‼️N$FW

For everyone who is feral and down horrendous for this man😭 not proofread btw

- breeding kink 🤭 not even in like a he wants to get you pregnant way (he might tho), I think cumming inside you is his way of claiming you yk yk (and ofc respects if you don’t want him to)

- the moment you beg or ask him to cum inside you, he is. so fucking much. buckets. OMG he would pass out if you ever told him you love his cum

- size kink??? 🤭 perchance

- brat tamer but still gentle he doesn’t want to hurt you

- He HATES condoms. Honestly might not even own any. I can imagine that mutant genes are pretty weird so like idk if he can impregnate you anyways (and obviously if you don’t have a uterus you don’t have have to worry about that anyways)

- Switch. He can play both dominant and submissive roles perfectly, but prefers to be top

- but if his partner is on top he’s such a brat

- LOVES vibrators. Could and does use them on you for hours (inside you, on your clit/tip, on your nips)

- ^ and hey, if you wanna use one on him he’s not gonna complain at all

- ^along with that, this man WILL overstimulate you until you’re crying and begging your whimpers just make him so hard

- wouldn’t really be into is degradation or humiliation. he only wants to give praise and be praised. Would only degrade his partner if they REALLY wanted him to but after he feels really bad and lowkey embarrassed

- It turns him on so much and he could genuinely cum just from hearing his partner moan (or scream 🫣) his name

- very open minded to trying different and new things in bed

- He’s so fucking loud 😭 grunting, groaning, moaning (+ whimpering if he’s bottom)

- ^ he’s always loud, but he’s SO much louder when his partner is on top. especially when he’s getting head

- BIG INTO ORAL giving and receiving. will tell you how good you taste.

- FACE SITTING. After a long day of training and working all he wants is to come home and have you sit on his face.

- has THE dirtiest mouth 😭 praising tf out of you, telling you how tight you are, how good you feel, how hard you make him, etc.

- but he can also be rlly sweet w/ it too if he feels like. ex.: telling you how beautiful you look when you cum for him

- he is a FREAK in the freakiest way

- definitely at LEAST above average in terms of size

- steals your underwear

- god he is such a fucking tease 😭 loves to edge you until you’re practically in tears begging him to let you cum. he just wants to watch you squirm

- tying you up

- ^ will tie your hands behind your back with his mask while he’s hitting it from the back

- “I missed you so much” whispered to you as he slides it in after not seeing each other for a while

- UGH CALL HIM ‘SIR’ and he’s gonna bust right there

- riding his thigh 🤭

- ^ honestly just riding him in general drives him crazy

- Isn’t into slapping or any kind of pain really with the exception of you ass. it doesn’t matter if you got a fat ass or not he’s smacking that shit. leaving handprints on it fr

- He will fuck you in public with absolutely no shame even if you get caught

- ^ he could dick you down in the middle of Pizza Hut and be unfazed

- Quickies 🤭

- Really into roleplay

- He’s rough in bed but makes sure he’s not hurting you

- Holds your hand 🤭

- His heat/mating season is ROUGH. Both metaphorically and literally

- Cockwarming fan!!! specifically with you in his lap or while spooning

- MELTS if you tell him how good it feels, when you beg for more, really any kind of praise at all

- An ass guy all the way, but (if you have them) he also loves your tits

- loves watching you struggle and tells you how well you’re doing

- REALLY, really good aftercare

Things he would say in bed:

“You can take it.”

“For me?”

“That’s it…”

“Such a good girl/boy.”

“You’re doing so well…just a little bit more.”

“Hm? Use your words, baby.”

“Look at you…Poor thing. So needy.”

“Yeah, you like that? Bet you wanna cum so bad, huh?”

“I know you need it…just hold on a little bit longer.”

"That's right, baby. Just enjoy my cock."

"Too much? You love it, don't you?"

"You're mine, aren't you?"

“Stay just like that, beautiful.”

"You make me so hard just by being near you."

"You did so well, baby.”

“You feel so good.”

“Feel how much I love you?”

“Feel how much I need you?”

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum so hard for you.”

[ngray192]

Ok, Chaos Theory came out and I watched ALL OF IT.

So, I'm gonna share every thought I had while watching, with no context whatsoever!

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!!

• Brooklyn is already dead ig

• The animation is beautiful

• Darius to the rescue!!

• He's so grown up

• Hes still so Darius

• Sammy would be proud

• This animation is gorgeous omg

• He took mannerisms from his friends omg

• Allosaurus killed Brooklyn!!!?!?

• Omg this show is darker than the first

• His groceries are gonna fly out

• Curse, I know you want to

• Is it a gun gun or tranq gun?

• Omg is he leaving voicemails to Dead Brooklyn??

• Did they get Jenna Ortega back or no?

• He's got a little cabin

• Wtf is that gun??

• Brand!!

• He's like 20 rn?

• CAMP FAM

• Kenji and Darius had a falling out??

• AAAA NEWS VIDEOS

• I miss them

• Someone do the "despite everything it's still you"

• Ok he slayed that electric staff whip tho

• BEN

• He's anxious af

• HES STILL WEARING A FANNY PACK

• God this is so sad wtf

• Ofc there's a site caller Dark Jurassic

• I saw this scene in the clip already

• Teamwork

• That was the whole episode?!

2

• "Aw crud"

• Someone broke the fence

• Why did you park so far away??

• Ofc he drives a van

• The eyessss

• Lockwood Estate mentioned

• Always the logical one

• He wrote down his theories

• Boyfriends??

• "Dork pouch"

• BUMPY DRAEN ON THE WHITEBOARD

• NO HESITATION LMAO

• He's so goofy I love him

• Facial expressions on point

• SHE SENDS CARE PACKAGES

• "Yee-haw"

• Do they only have one picture of them all?

• It's a female voice??

• Oh it was Brooklyn

• They didn't even try to make her sound the same

• I don't like her hair

• She's still Brooklyn

• Isn't that the plot of someone's fanfic on the Discord??

• Someone's gonna read that scene as romantic

• Ben is a reckless driver god damn

• Where are they that they can drive to Texas easily?

• Move dino move!!

• No rear view mirror doesn't sound safe

• Let this boy pee

• BENJAMIN

• He's so done with him

• Hes giving season 4 episode 2

• Boyfriends??

• NERDS

• OMG FIRE

• Hero Ben!!

• Ew the face

• Camp fammmmm

• THE HEAT WAVES this animation is everything

• We get different end-credits every ep??

3

• Cows!

• "Chip me"

• He's so happy to see the ranch

• The ranch is so Sammy

• Awww she's so Farm Girl

• She's STRONG

• She got tall lmao

• Bessie had a calf?!?

• Do Yaz and Sammy usually live together?!!

• "Ding-dong"

• NO FUCKING WAY

• ITS BUMPY!!!!!!

• THE PUPILS

• THIS IS EVERYTHING

• Is Mantah Corp back??

• KILL HIM BUMPY

• Boooo Sammy

• Fuck Carl

• She's an herbivore tf

• Me and Ben on the same wavelength fr

• Tell him, Sammy

• Let this girl have her pie

• She's Sammy, but she's grown up a lot

• She still has her jacketttt

• What happened to her???

• She's so saddd

• Why aren't her parents talking to her??

• NOT YAZ PULLING AWAY

• Don't split up!!

• Omg Carl

• Communication through hand signalsss

• That shot with the raptor and the moon tho

• We haven't had many cute moments yet, it's really about survival now, they've really grown up

• Not the pieeee

• The genuine fear in her eyes holy shit

• BUMPY

• No more Beanie Ben

• So now he has a rear view mirror

• This reminds me a lot of Jurassic Park 2

4

• This episode is titled Brothers

• Season 3 episode 7 vibes

• I love how Ben loves Bumpy

• Their faces are so close

• BENJAMIN

• HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

• Fucking liar lmao

• Does Kenji blame him???

• THEY STILL GLOW

• God I cannot get over the animation

• Poor boy kenji???

• The kick lmao

• He almost sounds like Ryan Porter

• He's not the tallest anymoreeee

• Benji???

• He doesn't act like Kenji 100% but it's still there

• I miss Ryan Porter

• Another framed photo!!

• They use the words "death" and "dead" a lot, but not "died" or "killed"

• DANIEL KON?!??!

• Yes, go get your girl

• Ok but Sammy and Ben are so Mom and Dad

• Good thing he just had spare gear???

• Oh it's probably for Brooklyn

• That shot he looked so much like Little Darius

• Oh no they broke up, so sad 😐

• Woah

• Valid reason to break up

• He's completely valid for being mad idc

• NOOO DONT GET BUMPY

5

• COMPIES

• Ofc he loves this kind of music

• You guys are supposed to be family tho

• DAMN THATS COLD

• EVERY WEEK I love Kenji

• "Love you" awwww

• She's so sassy I love her

• The head sway omgggg

• The carobbbb

• These background characters are way too hyped for this

• Bobby Nublar?

• Awww poor baby dino

• Free the dinos!!

• Oh he got OLD

• Damn straight in there

• She's so hurt :(

• He only thought Sammy was suspicious

• Creepy ass big ass forehead bitch

• Daniel Kon is a LIAR

• We should've gotten Kenji speaking Japanese in JWCC

• Love sassy Kenji

• "Yeah ok, I'll get my violin" GIRL

• Omg he almost punched Ben

• Yesss Sammy beat the shit out of him

• Those are the smallest corn dogs ever

• You're a shit dad

• What?! Brooklyn would never

• Kenji and I are on the same wavelength

• Different? Was it her voice?

• Are those lillies?

• These bitches are everywhere

• Kill Daniel

• He's old af hes about to have a heart attack anyway

• DAWG WHO TF ARE YOU

• CREEPY ASS BITCH

• Shitttt Daniel tackled that raptor

• Holy shit they killed Kenji's dad

• She's so fucking creepy omg

• I hope she's not from Dominion cause I haven't watched that

• Who's driving the car???!

6

• YAZ

• She's coping!!

• She wants to make it work!!!

• Ok but the crop top on Yaz???

• THE PICTURE ON HER PHONE

• Ben is everything this season

• "Love you too" AWWWW

• Where is there an island in Wyoming??

• She's so nervous/excited

• They're perfect together

• "Fadoula"

• She's happy here. Writers, let her be happy

• "Benny-boy"

• She's so geeky

• "Your favorite"

• They're all the same but so grown up

• Ben's scream lmao

• BENS SO SUPPORTIVE

• So Brooklyn has been dead less that 14 months

• They're both valid in this argument

• Ok but Ben and Yaz friendshipppp

• Is Ben actually dating someone??

• Ooo that's a cool dino

• Omg this show is darker than the og

• How did she walk so far??

• Yaz holding Ben's arm is cute tho

• Girlfriendssss

• BIG BEN

• Dumbass DPW

• Wtf??

• Omg

7

• Therapy girlfriend to the rescue

• Omg I forgot about Darius and Kenji

• Noooo baby boy Kenji

• Wow 2 major deaths already

• God I love Ben

• I feel like they should've drowned by now

• They held hands while swimming up

• Aw he has a daughter

• He lowkey sounds like Ryan Porter

• Idc about this Brooklyn death backstory

• Sammy looks fucking crazy in their one picture of the 6

• Ben 3rd wheeling just like all of season 5

• Their heads SLAMMED together

• He's so weird about this car lmao

• The car scene is funny

• They're in Colorado now??

• This hill is STEEP

• He's been waiting to throw those phones for DAYS

• Why tf would he be coming with you?

• Why did I believe the voicemail?? I saw her phone get ruined

• Darius CALM DOWN let kenji have at least something about Brooklyn DAMN

• Dude this mystery is DEEP

8

• Reminds me of Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

• Gonna barf because of this "bwookie bear" scene

• He always has been a bad liar

• Sammy is physically fight for EVERYBODY'S lives

• Omg we're actually doing the Darius×Brooklyn plot??

• So that means no Ben×Darius plot???

• BUMPY (again)

• What did they do to you, Bumps???

• "Oh heyyyy" "boo" I LOVE THEM

• I love a good chase scene

• If a car can just drive through it, that fence was shit

• Nobody does a stampede like this show does

• Lots of death (even if they're all cutaways)

9

• God I'm flying through this show

• The heartbeating is EVERYTHING

• Anxious girlfriends

• More good camerawork and angles

• Ofc they'd be good at charades

• Are there still no male dinosaurs?

• Big Eatie mentioned

• "Ok I get it, you're a climber"

• Oh are Camp Fam at the same place?

• She's sick???

• If Bumpy dies I'll kms

• Why is he just carrying a stick?

• GIRL STOP KICKING THINGS

• I love reunions

• No cause why am I sad

• Did he call her "MICROBANGS"

• They're still the same kids from the island and I love that

• Once again, they're so Mom and Dad

• Is she in labor?!?!?!

• YOU CANNOT SCARE US LIKE THAT

• What're they gonna name the egg?!??!

10

• Last episodeeee

• Oh shit we used the word "killed"

• His hat is so tall

• Omg he shocked Ben

• Benji?

• We have so much to wrap up in 23 minutes

• This is lowkey scary

• This is so suspenseful

• She looks familiar

• THE FIRST PERSON SHOTS IN THISSSS

• Is she just dead then???

• Toro!!

• THE EXPLOSION BEHIND THE T-REX IM SORRY THAT WAS AWESOME

• THEY'RE ADORABLE

• The slow-motion scene is so cool

• Coolest dino fight ever

• FUCKING CREEPY BITCH

• Awww she's bonding? with her guard-raptors? I don't care

• Wait is that it??

• They better make another season

• Everyone's so happy for Darius being in love

• She didn't feel the same?! THATS why he didn't show???

• I fucking knew she was still alive

• SHE LOST AN ARM?!

• Her hair got even worse

• So we're getting another season???

[sweetlittlenamjoon]

ZB1 as caregivers! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

SFW interaction only please!!!

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Hanbin 🐹💞

is either fully goofball mode or fully serious leader mode no inbetween

very firm on meal and bed times

will meow at you unprompted

best of both worlds

fr tho the vocal stimming back and forth is very good and very silly

reads you to sleep qwq

acts like he's not fully engrossed in all of your shows

"but wait- the episode is ending? just like that?"

he calls you little one a lot

co-cares with hao

Jiwoong 🐈🦋

sweetest, lovey-dovey boy ever

constantly has you in his lap or holding his hand or snuggling

likes to just ambiently braid your hair

bought a bunch of little clippies to keep your hair out of your face and to decorate

always asking if you ate

(and sneaking you snacks behind hanbin's back)

will let you put stickers on his face if he gets to pick which ones

calls you every petname under the sun, bro whips out the schnookums from time to time

fixes your blankets when you're asleep and gives you a smooch on the forehead

Hao 🦝🎻

he was so nervous at first

really REALLY didn't want to mess up while you're regressed

but he's gotten a lot more comfy

dramatic as,,, we've all seen the baby cloud ep where he pretends he's dying so the babies will pay attention to him

that but everyday

making up for lost time

is always on your side even if you're wrong bc its funny

like,,, sassy aunt energy??

buys you little gifts at the dollar store

colouring together!!

he colours with you to destress uwu

calls you sweetheart and dear and stuff like that

Matthew 🦊🎧

can always tell right away when you're regressed

like he'll just stand up mid sentence and bring you a stuffie and a blanket

has a list of all your stuffies and their names and things you tell him about them

always so giddy when you use a cg title for him

picks you up and spins

especially when youre tired

gotta put those muscles to use somehow

tries very hard to cook for you but isn't very good qwq

is always fighting hanbin tooth and nail to let you go play in the mud

sweetest boy tho fr very huggy

Taerae 🐥🎸

he'd be so awkward at first poor boy T^T

always speaks in full sentences never baby talks

(around the other boys)

(dont tell on him he'll get embarrassed)

lets you play with his smaller model cars

cuts up fruit for you and puts little character picks in them

hair ruffler 100%

calls you dumb nicknames like "buckaroo"

"whatcha got there, buckaroo?"

co-cares with others a lot

mostly just sits near you and keeps you company :)

Ricky 🐱🍓

he's a little stupid /lh /lovingly

so he's been hanging out with you for so long regressed and he just didn't think about it

like you just go baby mode sometimes idk

but when one of the other boys tells him he goes full cutie patootie mode

like literally just watches you do things

cat blinks

always helps out with things even if you fully can do them

"I'll get that! it's too high up for you, sweetheart."

my love, honey, sweetheart

will share his smoothies with you and noone else

he's very pookie is what im saying

Gyuvin 🐶🥭

we've all seen the baby cloud episode, yes?

absolute sweetest boy in the whole universe

also a fruit cutter-upper

him and taerae bicker about who gets to bring you fruit this time

always holds your hand when youre walking

the airplane where they lift you with their feet

baby talk KING

can understand you even at your most regressed

calls you stuff like kiddo and buddy

will slip in the occasional sweet nickname if youre being extra cute tho

Gunwook 🐶🐷

now this is a silly goober!!

loves to play little games with you like peekaboo

points to stuff and asks what colour it is or points to animals and asks what noise they make

little claps when you get it right

he WILL be picking you up and spinning you around

no choice

playdates at the park uwu

pushes you on the swings and waits for you at the bottom of the slide

and then you get popsicles at the store :)

calls you bub or baby

Yujin 🐰⚽️

this is your brother now

if you're older than him he still calls you noona/hyung when you're regressed

he gets nervous qwq

doing your little worksheets next to him doing his homework

plays mario kart with you and even lets you win sometimes

you two are in total kahoots when it comes to annoying the older boys tho

devious little plans

makes pillow forts with you and does not allow anyone without snacks in

watching shows on his phone together

buncha cuties

[googleitlol]

Moving forward, Dove and Wukong are gonna be a LOT of fun >:)

Fr tho, I'm so excited for their dynamic as they move forward and stop seeing the worst in each other teehee, anywho~

TW: mentions of domestic abuse

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It doesn’t take long to explain the entire situation to Sun Wukong, and soon you find yourself perched on his shoulder while Pigsy leads the way to the Yellow-Robe Demon’s home.

You turn back the moment Monkey King touches the ground, the grand pagoda the demon calls home greeting your group. There is laughter a little ways away that perks the monkey demons ears before addressing you. “Dove, go find the princess and bring her out here.”

“Remember Wukong, we promised to bring her back home.” You remind him, the poor woman has already been through enough in the thirteen years she has spent married to her captor.

Wukong rolls his eyes with a smirk. “Yes, I know. I have no intentions of hurting her, we just need to free Sandy and trick her husband. Trust me, I already have an idea.” He seems a little excited as he reassures you of the princess’ safety, and you aren’t entirely sure whether or not that’s a good thing, but decide to trust him nonetheless.

You run into the pagoda, calling out for the princess as you run through the halls. The demon should still be with his in-laws in the kingdom, which will make finding Sandy much easier. You turn a corner before hearing a door slide open. Turning back, you see the princess looking back at you with a shocked expression.

“What are you doing back here?” She moves quickly to take your hands in her own, her worry loud through her voice. “If my husband–”

You use your gift on the woman, holding her hands to soothe her nerves. “Don’t worry about that, my friends and I are going to take care of him once and…” Taking in her features, you frown. Under her eye and the side of her face are heavy bruising, purples lined with yellows. Looking down to her hands, you see that just peeking out from under her sleeves are marks circling her forearm, like the ghost of a hand.

She follows your gaze, letting go of your hands to pull her sleeve down. “I’m alright now, it could have been worse if not for your friend, that Sha Monk.” You frown, did he decide to take his anger out on her? For helping you retrieve Tripitaka? At least Sandy seemed to have been able to help somehow, but you have to take care of this demon, tonight.

“Once we deal with Yellow-Robe, you will be back home with your family.” You reassure the woman, and she nods in response. “Follow me, my friend has a plan to stop him.”

The princess nods, and you lead her back outside to where your two companions await. As you approach the door, the screams of younger voices alert the two of you that Pigsy and Wukong do not seem to be alone. The princess runs past you, letting out a shout of her own once she gets outside. You follow her, seeing for yourself the two young demons each disciple held up in the air by the backs of their clothes. “My babies!”

“Ah, you must be the mother. We found these two playing outside.” Sun Wukong grins, holding up his hostage.

“Sun Wukong, what are you doing?!” This woman doesn’t need any more heartache. Is your faith in the Monkey King already showing to be a mistake?

The sage shakes his head playfully. “Calm yourselves, just do what I ask and I will return your children to where they belong.”

The princess frowns. “What do you want?”

“My brother, Sha Wujing, is being held captive in your home. Bring him out, then I will let your sons go.” He calls down to her with his demands.

The woman looks to you from the side of her eye, to which you shrug with a guilty laugh. “I will make sure he does not harm them.”

“Thank you.” She whispers, glancing back up to her children in worry. “I was having trouble thinking of an excuse to free your friend anyway. Please, just make sure nothing happens to my boys.” You nod and with your confirmation, the princess rushes into the cave behind the pagoda.

The two disciples return to the ground, their hold on each boy unbroken as you walk to them. “I hope you don’t plan on doing anything to those two, they are still her children.” You give a pointed look to each demon, Pigsy looks away and refuses to make eye contact while his elder brother gasps.

“What? Me?! Why would you ever think–”

“Wukong.”

“…Fine.” He grumbles before looking over to Pigsy. “Maybe you could refrain from throwing them down, just make sure their father knows to come home.”

You let out a relieved sigh before noticing the horror-stricken looks on the two boys’ faces. Placing a hand on each of their heads, you use your gift to calm their minds. You can’t help but feel sorry for them, they should not have to face any sort of punishment for the sins of their father. “Do you two understand what you have to do? Find your father, and tell him I am waiting.” You explain once their breathing has returned to normal.

The older one gives you a wary look. “What are you going to do to our mother?” The question makes you pause. As much as you don’t want to hurt these kids, you aren’t sure what they may repeat to their father.

“If you do what we say, your mother will be safe, alright?” Giving them a more vague answer is the best you can do. You don’t want to scare them, but it is better than risking them telling their father that his wife is aiding you in his own defeat.

As you step away from the two, Sha Wujing emerges from the cave. The second he catches sight of Sun Wukong, a smile erupts over his face. “Brother Pilgrim, you came back!”

“Someone had to rescue you, and I did not think you would count on Pigsy for that.” He chuckles, the pig demon in question looking between his two brothers in annoyance. “Hey!”

“Here, catch.” Wukong pushes his hostage into Sandy’s arms. “I imagine Master would appreciate it if we lure the Yellow-Robe Demon out here without any citizens before engaging him in combat. I want you and Bajie to go deliver these children to the palace. They will tell their father to return.”

Once the Great Sage is done explaining, Sandy lets out a small huff of satisfaction to accompany his smile. “It is good to have you back, Brother.” With a nod to Wukong, then to Pigsy, he takes off into the sky with the demon boy in his arms. Pigsy quickly follows suit, leaving you with the Monkey King as the princess returns outside.

Her head whips around frantically, a frown framing her features. “Are my children safe?”

“They’re on their way to your kingdom.” Wukong explains as she approaches. “After we take care of your beastly husband, you can join them.”

Her frown deepens at the King’s words, and you put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “They will be safe with our friends, trust me.” She looks to you as you speak, almost studying your features for a moment before the weight of her brows start to lift.

“For now, you should find a place to hide.” She turns to Wukong as he addresses her again, and she nods.

“What will the two of you do when my husband arrives?” She asks, her gaze shifting between you and the sage.

Wukong smirks at the question, taking your hand in his. “We are going to put on a show.”

Your tilt your head with curiosity as he leads you into the pagoda and bids farewell to the princess. “What do you have in mind?” You ask, intrigued by the look of excitement on his face.

“We are going to surprise him.” He explains, allowing you to enter first before following behind. “He will be expecting an attack, so first we lower his guard.”

“And how do you plan to do that?” You question, looking back to face him– only, it isn’t Wukong who is with you now. Instead, the princess stands behind you, a tail tucking away into the skirt of her dress. Ah, that’s how.

The Monkey Princess holds up his arms, the voice of Yellow-Robe’s wife echoing out of his mouth. “How do I look?” Even with her voice, his tone is enough to tell you that it’s him.

You can’t help but smirk, the disguise amusing you. “Like a pretty princess.”

“Perfect.” The word almost comes out like a purr, the mischievous cackle that rumbles from his throat makes you laugh. Seeing him so excited by whatever scheme he has planned is much more fun to watch than you thought it would be. Something about his twisted little smile just feels satisfying, especially knowing what it means for the demon that has been causing you and your friends so much trouble. “Do you think you can play along with what I have in mind?” 

“Of course I can.” You grin, the demon mirroring your expression before beginning to explain the rest of his plan.

By the time the Yellow-Robe Demon arrives, you’re ready for him. You hear him land outside, a great thud shaking the ground. Footsteps thunder closer until their owner enters his estate. A demon with indigo skin clutches onto his scimitar with a vice-like grip, his purple hair wild and yellow garments still dirtied from the last time you initiated him in combat. His teeth grit together once he sees you, his golden eyes narrowing at the arrow pointed towards his ‘wife’ who kneels at your feet. “Welcome home.”

Sun Wukong seems to do an amazing job at playing his role, tears stream down his cheeks as he looks up at the demon, who only looks at him with worry before turning his attention to you. “You don’t know when to give up, do you, little birdie?” His voice is low, almost seething from the tableau in front of him.

You find his anger amusing. “I admit that I can be stubborn at times, though it isn’t all that important now. Listen closely at what I want you to do.” He growls as you continue. “You are going to dispel the disguise you put on the monk, and in return, your wife keeps her life.”

“Please, don’t let her hurt me!” The ‘princess’ cries, only fueling the demon’s boiling anger.

“And what makes you think I will let you leave here the minute you lower that bow?” He glares, eyes narrowing as he keeps a tight hold over his weapon.

“You won’t get the cha–” As you speak, attention focused on the demon, the ‘wife’ pushes into your legs and nearly tripping you. You stumble back, which is enough for Yellow-Robe to jump into action. He pounces, shoving you to the ground and knocking your weapon from your hands.

Your eyes widen as you’re disarmed and find the monster hovering over you. “Wait, wait!” You shout, holding your hands up in surrender. “Wait, please!”

“Scared, little bird?” A wicked grin stretches across his face, and you do your best to hold your own as he glares down at you with a sadistic satisfaction. He seems too pleased with catching you off guard to notice your hand reaching down for your concealed dagger. “Worry not, I shall make your death a quick one.”

He hoists you up by your shirt with one hand, his scimitar in the other when the ‘princess’ takes hold of his arm. “Darling, wait.” She sniffles, tears staining her cheeks. Wukong looks pathetic enough for the demon’s smile to drop upon seeing it.

“Are you alright, beloved?” He rests his weapon against a wall, turning his attention to his precious ‘wife’.

She nods as he holds the side of her face in his hand, her hands gliding up his arm to hold his. “I will be fine, but… I am afraid I cannot say the same for you.”

“What?” Yellow-Robe has no time to ponder the words before you stab into his neck with your dagger. Blood flies through the air, red splatting over your face. The monster drops you, roaring in pain and stumbling back. His hand shoots to his neck and before he has a moment to recover, an iron staff collides with his side, sending him flying through the wall.

Dust kicks up in clouds as the wall is destroyed, and you waste no time in retrieving your bow. The demon sits up in a daze, wincing while still holding tight onto the wound on his neck. “What? How could– why would you…?!” He looks at his ‘wife’ in complete confusion.

The woman smirks while you nock another arrow. “Maybe you should take another look at your lovely wife.” With a wipe of his face, the disguise is washed away, revealing to the demon his true identity.

Yellow-Robe’s eyes widen with shock, and you draw your bow to aim at the demon. “What’s the matter? Is your beloved not as you remember her?” Monkey snickers at your comment, glancing over to you before returning his attention to your shared opponent.

The demon’s brows furrow as he looks at Wukong closer. “I know you… you’re the one who caused that chaos in heaven!”

“As well as the Tang monk’s eldest disciple. The same monk I hear you have been causing some trouble for.” Wukong adds, spinning his staff in his hand. “I should show you what happens to those that cause seek to harm my Master. Don’t you agree, Dove?”

“For once, I can say that I do.” You grin, the demon letting out a snarl as he rises back to his feet. He grabs hold of his scimitar and the two of you jump into action. 

The Yellow-Robe Demon shouts as an arrow imbeds itself into his shoulder, glaring at you before lunging to attack. You jump back, Monkey King leaping in to swing at the demon. He only just manages to block the sage’s attack, the two locking into combat. “That monk is only supposed to have two disciples!”

“I may have been gone for some time, but I wouldn’t expect you to know the sentiment of, ‘Once a teacher, always a father’.” He speaks almost casually, blocking each hit from his opponent as though it is the easiest thing in the world.

The Monkey King’s mocking mixed with another three arrows piercing the demon all at once makes him cry out in anger. His head whips back to you as you ready more arrows. “Wukong likes to be the centre of attention, but don’t forget about me.” You tease, egging him on enough to lunge for a strike.

Taking avian form, you fly above the demon, turning back mid-air to shoot into his back. Sun Wukong deals another blow as you land, sending the demon hurdling out the entrance of the pagoda. You follow him out, but as you exit the building, you find only the wilderness waiting for you.

You frown, scanning the area as Wukong does the same. “Where did he go?” The monkey demon narrows his eyes, hopping onto his cloud to get a better vantage point to view the surrounding space.

He comes back down moments later, shrinking his staff down before tucking it away in his ear. “He must have turned tail and ran, I can’t see him anywhere.”

The confirmation of his disappearance is enough for you to lower your bow and tuck your arrow into your quiver. “Where do you think he might have gone?”

“I cannot say for certain…” Wukong hums, raising his hand to his chin as his eyes search the ground for an answer. “He did say something odd, though. He recognised me.” He glances up to you while giving voice to his thoughts, making your brows furrow at the revelation.

That’s right, he mentioned Wukong’s time in heaven. “And he had no idea you were Tripitaka’s disciple, yet he knew you from your rampage in the jade palace.”

The Great Sage shows you a lopsided smile. “Maybe our foe is more than just a demon…”

“…He’s a spirit from heaven!” You finish, your face brightening at the revelation.

Wukong mirrors your expression, humming to himself. “If we don’t know where he is, perhaps we can find out by taking a quick trip to the Jade Palace.”

“We better hurry, then.” You nod before gasping as the Monkey King scoops you into his arms to fly off. “Wait!”

“What?” He looks down, frowning before his expression shifts to one of understanding. “Oh, yeah. Your face.”

“What a lovely way to put it.” You deadpan, it would probably be a good idea to wash the blood from your face before meeting any heavenly officials. ~~~~

Your trip to the heavens was thankfully a quick one. After speaking to the Celestial Masters in the palace, they were able to figure out one of the constellation spirits was missing, the wolf star. After summoning him back to the palace, you have to stop Sun Wukong from killing him outright.

He’s still in bad shape from your earlier fight, and with the other deities awaiting his arrival, he has no other choice than to go into their custody. With the demon now in heaven’s hands, the two of you are free to return to the kingdom where the rest of your friends await.

When you finally return to the kingdom’s palace, several days having now passed in the region below, the princess already has men awaiting your arrival. They lead you and Sun Wukong to the wing where your companions wait, the other disciples having lifted Tripitaka’s false form.

You follow the palace servants down the corridor, glancing over to the Monkey King by your side. Ha, how strange it feels. You have worked together in the past to defeat demons before, although this is the first time it has gone so well. Being honest with yourself, it was actually sort of fun. Never did you think you would have fun with the Monkey King of all people.

The demon in question has his eyes trained to the floor, his brows set in a worried frown. You notice his fists are clenched, tail swishing from one side to the other. Is he nervous? You’re not sure you can blame him, this will be the first time he’s seen Tripitaka in over a month. With how things were left between them, it makes sense for him to feel on edge over a reunion. You nudge him with your shoulder, the action nearly making him jump out of his skin. “Are you worried, Wukong?”

The sage blinks a few times before putting on an unconvincing smile. “Me, worried? Over what? Don’t make me laugh, Dove.”

“Hey,” you stop the King and take hold of his shoulders, making sure to look him in the eye, “it will be fine. Tripitaka has missed you as much as you have.” You reassure him, his eyes widening just slightly at the news.

He’s silent, studying your face for a moment before his brows begin to relax. A lopsided smirk begins to form as he chuckles. “I can feel what you’re doing right now.”

“Good, you’re supposed to.” You return the smile, your hands dropping to your sides once he’s calm enough. “This is part of why I’m here, remember?”

“Yes, I suppose so.” He rolls his eyes, his smile refusing to fade. “You know, you are much better company to be in when you’re not glaring or cutting me down with your words.” He adds as you both hurry to catch up with the servants.

“And I guess you aren’t that bad either when you’re not conspiring to push me out of a tree.” You jest, spotting the ones leading you to your friends entering a room, likely to announce your presence. 

Wukong frowns a bit at the reminder. “I had a perfectly good reason for that!”

“You also just wanted to.”

“…Yes, I did.” His reluctant admittance makes you snicker, the sage joining you in laughter. The two of you, laughing over a time he nearly got you killed. Who would have thought?

“Sun Wukong?” The voice makes the monkey pause. It takes him some time to turn around, the sight of his master almost makes him unable to function.

He clears his throat a bit, glancing down at the ground before looking the monk in the eyes. “Hello, Master–”

There isn’t a chance for him to say anything else before Tripitaka pulls him into a tight embrace. “I am so sorry for sending you away! I never should have doubted you.” The man is nearly on the verge of tears, the past few days showing to have really taken their toll on him. “Thank you, Pilgrim Sun.”

Wukong looks up in surprise, looking as though the monk may squeeze him to death, if he could die. It seems he truly was not expecting such a reaction to his return. “…Of course, Master. Just… think twice before using that tightening spell?” He gives an awkward smile to the man who finally releases him.

“I am sorry for that as well.” Tripitaka looks down, clearly shamed by his actions. “Thank you for coming back to save us, even after I gave you every reason not to.”

The Monkey King, seemingly starting to recover from his shock, shrugs playfully. “I would never leave you in peril if I knew I could help you.”

With a smile, Tripitaka nods before addressing you both. “Now that you have returned, the King has allowed us to rest here for tonight as thanks for bringing his daughter back home. In the morning, we are free to continue to the thunderclap monastery.” You smile at that, content in knowing the princess was finally able to reunite with her family.

Tripitaka pulls Sun Wukong aside to catch up while you excuse yourself to the stables, to check up on Ao Lie. He injured himself while fighting the Yellow-Robe Demon before Sun Wukong returned, and you want to check in on the dragon-horse now that the monster has been dealt with.

When you get there, you see he is being taken care of well. The horse has a trough full of feed, though you still offer an apple to thee steed. He seems more than happy to accept it while you explain to him everything he missed. While you do, you find a hard brush and decide to groom the horse while you catch up. “I have to admit, I am surprised you actually fought this time.” You had gotten so used to him in this form, you sometimes forget that Lie is truly a dragon.

He snorts, shaking his head slightly in response. “You did good.” You smile at him. These past days have been nothing but chaos, but it feels as though everything is on the verge of returning to normal.

“The horse actually did something?!” You whip around, the voice making you jump. Sun Wukong stands by the doors to the stables, the look on his face expressing his shock as he moves closer. “You must have been truly desperate.”

Your brows furrow from his arrival. “What are you doing here? I thought you would be resting in your room by now.”

Wukong shrugs. “I am not exactly a person with the need for sleep, it is not all that exciting for me to lay in a boring dark room.” You hum in acknowledgement at the explanation. 

The Monkey King scratches the back of his head, albeit a little awkwardly. “I wanted to say that, uh, you did good today. With Yellow-Robe.” He specifies, though the comment takes you a little off-guard. It feels foreign to hear praise from him of all people. “I nearly forgot how much of an actor you are, but you nearly had me convinced with how scared you looked when he grabbed you.”

“Please, you were the one playing an entirely different person.” You glance away with a smile, crossing your arms before your eyes meet his again. “You did great as well. We never would have been able to do this without you.”

“…Thank you” He smiles back, and you’re struck with this odd sense, likely due to the fact that you feel no malice behind the gesture. It’s strange, there being no hostility between the two of you. After a moment, he looks away and clears his throat. “Well, I suppose you need your sleep, even if I do not. You should go rest, I’ve been hoping to catch up with Ao Lie anyway.”

“Alright, then.” You say, not wanting to admit that the strain of recent events are starting to take its toll on you.

You go to exit the stables, looking back to your friends. “Have a good night, you two.”

“You as well, Dove.” Wukong calls back. With that, you go to find your room for the night, neither of you noticing the way Ao Lie looks between the two of you with as much confusion as his long face can express.

By the time you’re ready to drift off to sleep, you feel lighter than you’ve felt in a long while.

[stealingpotatoes]

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