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musclegoth · 2 years ago

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lmfao "welcome to Dallas, the most vampire-friendly destination in the great state of Texas" YEAH RIGHT BRUH NO IT WOULD NOT BE!!!!! LMAO

#this show kills me #tru blood blogging #like ok dallas was good for some things and it used to be on the upswing but i do not trust it for 1 second anymore #d town let us all down #it's still better than much of the rest of the dfw metro tho #FOR sure!!!!!!!#but i have higher expectations than 'ok sure u can walk around looking like a complete faggot and maybe be a LITTLE bit safer here Sorta'

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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

#just me?#okay #it’s just me and the anxiety disorder my parents were sure I’d grow out of against the world

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andhumanslovedstories · 2 months ago

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

#b.#my laptop charger SURE i respect that #weird lamp off the internet? know your place

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telebeast · 4 months ago

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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sanguinifex · 6 months ago

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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

#the redwall glorifying site can sure be squeamish about books with no more problematic premises #if you’re asking what’s wrong with redwall it’s the good/evil species essentialism and the one book that doubles down on it #but like you still read it if you want to write animals having cozy adventures so you’re not ignorant of half your own genre

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pookapufferfish · 4 months ago

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#adding tags on the original post so curious people can find out who he is #he is my sona #his name is gator #he is a sharkgator thing (im not even sure #you can send asks about ot if you want #you can also see his full ref if you go to my pinned post and go to sona refs

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shithowdy · 1 year ago

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

#i feel like such a dumdum #i thought i needed a new HDD for sure #i can use this thing again....

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pirateprincessjess · 9 months ago

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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enemywasp · 8 months ago

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

#its for fun #its meant to be fun #it can also have more important or personal reasons sure #but like whats wrong with doing shit for fun #proshipper #proship

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phosphorus-noodles · 9 months ago

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

#head in haAAANDS #pho.posts #I’m sure the mentally ill tumblr community can relate?#1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k

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clonerightsagenda · 1 month ago

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Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends

#a terrible fate to be sure #why this

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wcdonaldo · 2 months ago

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your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

#this is not about anything i saw recently but current events sure do have me thinking about it

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fesenmoon · 6 months ago

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