#FLIRTS

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

*Flirts* Hey! Do you wanna celebrate the 2068th Anniversary of stabbing a dictator 23 times ? It will be fun I promise ;)

[qprconcepts]

Qpp who has only ever even jokingly flirted with one person x qpp who is flirty by default

<3

[siennaditbot]

I need Kaeya, Heizou, Gaming and Sethos to interact.

[woso-dreamzzz]

wait- if talia and flirt!r are both patri’s cousin… hypothetically in melting pot how would they interact?

Flirts!R is the oldest cousin out of the three of them

Talia would probably be much more respectful of R rather than Patri. Talia and Patri are always playfighting and roughhousing vs Talia with R being an angel and being so helpful

The interesting thing about if Flirts!R existed in Melting Pot would be her ending up dating tattoo artist!Mapi and fashion CEO!Ingrid and helping them with their truckload of kids

[obscuredollz]

🩷 Flirts 🩷

[like-meme]

[geopsych]

I was flirted with this morning, more than once.

[burntoutuserboxes]

[This user flirts with strangers on the internet to feel better about themself.]

[digitalfountains]

Flirts by Andrew Blake

- 2004

[wannabanauthor]

Buck is a damn good flirt

Like Season 1 Buck would have gotten the bisexual version of me back in the day, and even now I gotta check myself because he does look like a nonbinary lesbian twink (don't ask).

Anyway, that's not the point of this post. The point is Buck is a good flirt, but Tommy is better. Tommy is practiced and smooth, and while Buck's line before the hospital kiss was good, he didn't give it enough time to land. He said it like a millisecond before fusing his mouth to Tommy's.

Buck, sir, up your game. I need you to make Tommy weak in the knees. Your flirting before the kiss was subtle but heartfelt. In Season 8, we need you to be feral over Tommy. More than you already are, but with words and deep voices.

What if Tommy visits Buck at the 118, and Buck says "Let's makeout in the engine then I can tend to something else that is red and hard."

Or "the Greek gods created you in the present because Zeus was too scared you'd be his competition, but once he knew you were gay, he realized he didn't have to worry."

Maybe even "Once you turn 40, I'm going to take you to Palm Springs for a week and give you 40 orgasms."

Then there's "Here's $5 so you can give me your footlong"

"I just came back from the deli" "Where's the meat" "Oh, there was this thick piece of sausage that reminded me of you, so I rushed home to put that sausage in my mouth."

Listen, I'm terrible at this. I can't flirt on a whim, I have to be turned on to do it well, so these are all I could come up with. I'm so sorry.

[puckinginsane]

These two flirts

[incorrect-clone-bros]

Please help me find a fic!

It's a set of headcanons about how the clones would act around a flirty jedi reader. There were some headcanons about the bad batch in there too, what the other jedi would think of the reader, and some general stuff about the 501st, 212th, 104th, coruscant guard, etc. The only defining trait I remember from the whole post is there's a gif at the top which I'm pretty sure shows Wolffe with his helmet on - other than that I can't remember who wrote it or what the title is. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

[ayzscream]

[woso-dreamzzz]

Most random thing ever but can I just say justice for Patri in flirts?? She had a solid (and sober) ride home who just agreed to go with mapi and ingrid which would have left her stranded at the club

It came up as a suggested fic when I was reading foxes III and I decided to reread it

RIP Flirts!Patri

She literally just introduced her cousin to her teammates because they live together

She didn't expect Mapi and Ingrid to go all 'we saw you across the room and really liked your vibes' on R

[axristes-styseis]

Flirting through likes and reblogs, more like being delusional through likes and reblogs

[eliotheeangelis]

jackie stewart and graham hill chat on the grid ahead of the 1967 french f2 race