#FLIRTS

[woso-dreamzzz]

* a quiet afternoon at Engen - Leon's house *

Tontos: hey Flirts, you know what we have in common

Flirts: hey the love for our pets

Tontos: yes too but we both had our arm bandaged specifically on my wrist

Flirts: seriously how was it

Mapi: only Tontos was on top of my back and I stepped wrong and boom we were both on the ground

Tontos: it was just a little accident

Ingrid: If I remember correctly, that "little accident" had to have surgery just as much as you Tontos and Mapi.

Tontos: O⁠_⁠o hey yes we love our pets right Flirts

Flirts: *thinking how lucky I was that the wound didn't have to go to surgery* yes Tontos of course with lots of love

Ingrid does not play around when it comes to her loved ones being injured

None of them were probably allowed to do anything by themselves for ages

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

*Flirts* Hey! Do you wanna celebrate the 2068th Anniversary of stabbing a dictator 23 times ? It will be fun I promise ;)

[siennaditbot]

I need Kaeya, Heizou, Gaming and Sethos to interact.

[qprconcepts]

Qpp who has only ever even jokingly flirted with one person x qpp who is flirty by default

<3

[obscuredollz]

🩷 Flirts 🩷

[like-meme]

[geopsych]

I was flirted with this morning, more than once.

[burntoutuserboxes]

[This user flirts with strangers on the internet to feel better about themself.]

[digitalfountains]

Flirts by Andrew Blake

- 2004

[wannabanauthor]

Buck is a damn good flirt

Like Season 1 Buck would have gotten the bisexual version of me back in the day, and even now I gotta check myself because he does look like a nonbinary lesbian twink (don't ask).

Anyway, that's not the point of this post. The point is Buck is a good flirt, but Tommy is better. Tommy is practiced and smooth, and while Buck's line before the hospital kiss was good, he didn't give it enough time to land. He said it like a millisecond before fusing his mouth to Tommy's.

Buck, sir, up your game. I need you to make Tommy weak in the knees. Your flirting before the kiss was subtle but heartfelt. In Season 8, we need you to be feral over Tommy. More than you already are, but with words and deep voices.

What if Tommy visits Buck at the 118, and Buck says "Let's makeout in the engine then I can tend to something else that is red and hard."

Or "the Greek gods created you in the present because Zeus was too scared you'd be his competition, but once he knew you were gay, he realized he didn't have to worry."

Maybe even "Once you turn 40, I'm going to take you to Palm Springs for a week and give you 40 orgasms."

Then there's "Here's $5 so you can give me your footlong"

"I just came back from the deli" "Where's the meat" "Oh, there was this thick piece of sausage that reminded me of you, so I rushed home to put that sausage in my mouth."

Listen, I'm terrible at this. I can't flirt on a whim, I have to be turned on to do it well, so these are all I could come up with. I'm so sorry.

[puckinginsane]

These two flirts

[woso-dreamzzz]

What shirt did Flirts wear to watch today's game?

She wore Ingrid's because Mapi lost the coin toss at home

Her girls will be very well rewarded tonight when they get home

[incorrect-clone-bros]

Please help me find a fic!

It's a set of headcanons about how the clones would act around a flirty jedi reader. There were some headcanons about the bad batch in there too, what the other jedi would think of the reader, and some general stuff about the 501st, 212th, 104th, coruscant guard, etc. The only defining trait I remember from the whole post is there's a gif at the top which I'm pretty sure shows Wolffe with his helmet on - other than that I can't remember who wrote it or what the title is. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

[esoterica-erotica]

Oh fuck yes to posting audios of you moaning and whimpering. I would fucking die. Well.. After I made myself come while listening to it of course. We wouldn’t want to waste such a glorious gift now would we, little girl?

hakhjfajfoier ohh fuckkk...No Lite....aslfnsj mfnfnff I guess I'm making one of those now :$:$:$:$

[ayzscream]

[axristes-styseis]

Flirting through likes and reblogs, more like being delusional through likes and reblogs