I CANT FUCKING DO THIS HELP. HELP HOW DO I COPE IM VIOLENT I DONT LIKE OWN A STRESS TOY OR ANYTHING BUT I NEED TO EXECUTE SOMETHING OR IM GONNA IMPLODE(haha like peri almost did(the mere second of normalness you’ll get from me today)) IM LIKE. IM VIOLENT IM GONNA. IM GONNA. IM GONNA. IM GONNA KILL I CANT DO THIS IM FUCKING EATING DINNER IN MY ROOM BUT I DONT THINK I CAN FUCKING DO THIS RN
I’m biting his shoulders, kissing on his neck, dragging my fingers down the muscle of his back, I’m squeezing his ass and trapping him in my legs—I’m moaning in his ear, panting against his mouth, drooling over his lips….
It's so funny how SJ stans are like "nonono you don't get it actually LBH was in love with SJ no wait LBH also deserved the lifelong childhood trauma. SJ sensed the evil SJ didn't KNOW the manual was fake—".
And SY stans are like "I need this man PREGNANT by YESTERDAY outta my way Luo Bingay I'm about to fuck your wife through the fourth wall go sit inside the cuckcage."
From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.
Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.