#FINALLY watched this movie today and jesus fucking christ.

[bubaboos]

listening to the "monster" (2023) soundtrack, trying not to cry😐

[misaamoure]

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭:

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝…!

⋅ ˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

𝐒𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐬:

“Yes,” Sylus threw his head back, exposing his adam’s apple. “Just like that.”

Things had gotten a little heated on the couch in the living room.

You two had been watching this old ass movie tied to a soundtrack in Sylus’s vinyl collection as a pastime, and had clearly gotten distracted.

He had been very periodic and methodical with his caresses and touched, before finally leaning over and whispering in your ear, “instead of watching a movie, why don’t we make one?”

Stupid. How predictable.

Sylus was beyond hot though, so you let it slide.

Turning away for a moment to roll your eyes, you swing your leg over his lap to straddle him.

And that’s how you two ended up here.

You’d never had a makeout session so intense.

You felt his hands all over you… you felt like you were on fire.

You were also more than positive that your wetness had leaked all the way through your panties and pants.

“Oh!”

Your train of thought was interrupted when Sylus thrusted right up into you.

It felt so good… you could feel his hard dick pressing right into your clit.

“You shouldn’t give away what you like so easily, sweetie,” He gave one last squeeze to your tits before moving his hands down to grip your waist. “You’re giving me such a large advantage.”

Jesus Christ he talks too damn much.

You didn’t particularly feel like arguing with him today. Sure, it could be fun, but what you really wanted was to shut him up.

Deciding to take the initiative, you repositioned yourself to sit right on his hard dick, and started to roll your hips back and forth.

Sylus inhaled sharply, something you didn’t miss.

Grinding on him slowly and sensually, you feel his hands twitch on your waist as you kissed down his jawline to give his neck a sharp bite.

The sound of Sylus’s heavy breathing and moaning only egged you on further.

“Fuck, kitten,” He shut his eyes tightly, throwing his head back. “Wait…”

Sylus was going fucking crazy.

Why did it feel so good? It was just a little kissing and grinding.

He suddenly felt like a horny teenager all over again.

But it felt so fucking good… you felt so fucking good. Rarely did you ever have the chance to get on top like this.

Maybe he should let you do it more often.

It was so out of character for him, to be moaning and panting like this. His head was a mess.

His boxers were a mess too, all the precum he had been leaking.

The electrifying feeling of your wet cunt dragging over his cock was driving him over the edge quicker than he’d like to admit.

“Wait, please,” Sylus felt fucking neurotic, begging like this. “Y/N… wait…”

It wasn’t long after that Sylus felt himself cum in his pants. Hard.

Holding you tightly by the waist and panting up a storm.

Oh my god… there’s no way he…?

You quickly sat up on your knees, lifting yourself off of his lap to see with your own two eyes.

And he did! There was an unmistakable wet spot right where his dick was.

Fuck… it was so erotic.

𝐙𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞:

Unintentional dry spells. It was common between you and Zayne.

He was always busy at the hospital and you were constantly running around to kick wanderer ass.

But you two always made that lost time up.

In fact; you can say with full confidence that you preferred the sex after the build up.

There was a particular intensity that came with it that simply couldn’t be replicated.

Nobody else saw Zayne with this level of passion but you.

It was his day off and he had invited you over.

While you two had been once sitting on his couch, things had began to get heated after Zayne initiated a kiss with you, stating how much he missed you.

It was rare for him to verbalize exactly what he felt so boldly.

Oh he was so sweet. The sweetest man you’d ever met.

Cut to you being on top of him with him laying on the couch below you.

You don’t even remember when you got on top of him. Well… not that it mattered.

Not when he was making you feel this good. He was the only thing on your mind at the moment.

“Y/N… please,” You felt his grip on your waist tighten as he squeezed his eyes shut. “Wait…”

Hearing him beg and plead with you was making you unbelievably wet.

You didn’t want to stop. You couldn’t stop. It was too good. And you’d been waiting for him for hours.

With every pass of Zayne’s hard cock over your clothed clit you became more and more aggressive.

“I’m not going to last like this,” He said breathlessly. “Please, my love, enough…!”

Oh my god was it your birthday?

Making Zayne cum in his pants sounded maddening.

He was under you losing his mind.

Zayne could feel how wet you were through all the layers you two were wearing.

The delicious friction of how perfectly you were grinding on him was bringing him to his climax all too quickly.

“Y/N… I’m-”

Digging his fingers into your hips, Zayne came all into his boxers.

Shit… you drove him crazy.

[fairylights-throughthemist]

So High School

Best Friend!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Warnings: first time writing, fluff, making out, reader sits on Eddie’s lap.

A/N: Eeek!!! My first time writing! I know it’s nowhere near perfect and I wanted it to be longer but this will have to do for now.

Inspired by “So High School” by Taylor Swift.

You and Eddie had been friends since your freshman year. Since then it has become a tradition to have a movie night on friday after school and today was no exception. Sprinting out of school when the final bell rings, jumping into Eddie’s van and blasting his newest favorite song.

Despite being best friends with the school drug dealer you’d never tried drugs of any kind. Eddie wanted to keep it that way but he also really wanted to get high together with you.

Now here you are, laying with your head in Eddie’s lap, watching him smoke. Seeing the way his soft, plump lips wrap around the blunt makes your question slip out easily.

“Can I try?”

He looks down at you with a questioning look.

“Really?”

Eagerly nodding your head he passes you the blunt and you look up at him with pleading eyes.

“You’ve watched me smoke for years and you still don’t know what to do huh?”

“Just tell me what to do Eddie!”

About half an hour later and switching positions every few minutes you finally found a comfortable one. You’ve got your feet in Eddie’s lap while he stares at you.

“Eddie.”

No response.

“Eddieeeeee.”

Still no response.

“Edssssssss” you whined while kicking your feet in his lap.

“Whaaaattttt?”

“Do you wanna play kiss, marry, kill?”

“I don’t think I have a choice, princess.”

“You go first!”

“Hmmm… Steve, Jason aaaannddd… Billy”

“Kill Jason, obviously. Kiss Billy and I guess I’ll marry Steve!”

“Interesting… Your turn, sweetheart.”

“Chrissy, Tammy anddd Mrs. Wheeler!”

“Jesus Christ how much weed did I give you.” He said under his breath, which you giggled at.

“Answer the question, Munson.”

“Fuck uhm, I guess I’ll kill Tammy, I would not survive hearing her sing for more than I’m forced to. Chrissy… Hmm marry Chrissy and kiss Mrs. Wheeler.”

“Marry Chrissy?”

“You jealous, sweetheart?” He said with his signature Munson smirk.

“What! No! What do you mean?”

A few rounds later you really felt the weed affect your thoughts. You couldn’t stop thinking about Eddie. I mean how could you when he’s just sitting there looking perfect. His soft lips, his unruly hair, his pretty brown eyes and the way he smells. My God the way he smells. Like cigarettes, his old spice deodorant and some of Wayne’s cologne. Most of all he smells like Eddie, no other way of describing it.

The weed makes your thoughts swirl together, making the following easier to say.

“Tina, Sarah and… me.”

“You?”

You look at him with pleading eyes. He glances at your lips and asks “Are you serious?” instead of answering his question you press your lips against his.

His lips feel even softer than they look. When you finally broke the kiss you felt too shy to even look at him. You didn’t have time to let your thoughts flow freely as you felt him grab your chin and ask “Is this okay?”. The second you nodded his lips were on yours again. This time you felt him gently asking for permission to let his tongue into your mouth. His action made you gasp and the two of you naturally started making out. At some point Eddie helped you switch positions so you were straddling his lap.

Even while making out with your crush and grinding on him you couldn’t stop your bad thoughts from taking over. “What if i’m a bad kisser?”, “Does he even like me like that?”, “When did he learn how to kiss like this?”, “Oh God, was his first kiss with Chrissy?”.

Your thought process was quickly interrupted by a groan coming from the man whose lap you were on. You thought that might’ve been the hottest sound ever.

He grabbed your hips and pushed you down on his now very noticeable, boner. His action made you whimper.

“Fuuucckkk.”

Later

Laying on the couch, on top of Eddie, you think back on the events of today and remember something to tease him about.

“You never answered my question.”

“What?”

“Are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me?”

He answers by kissing your lips once again, when you separate he chuckles and says “Mrs. Munson”, which you blush at and hide your face in his neck.

A/N: Thank you, thank you, thank you for reading 🥹

[euniexenoblade]

Favorite Movies 2024

I do one of these every year, even though I see less and less of the current releases every year. But, I've been doing it on tumblr since 2012, so it's a tradition and everyone else does it so, why not?

There's a lot of movies I haven't gotten to see yet. Like, as far as I can tell Queer isn't available anywhere even though it's one of those movies I'm sure I'd love. Everyone seems to like The Brutalist, but I don't want to watch a bad cam recording. I don't usually see most non-American movies until the next year. Really excited to see that movie Viet and Nam.

That said, some honorable mentions:

Past Lives was a really beautiful film about a family immigrating to the USA from South Korea and how that affects their daughter and her friend's relationship, not to mention her identity. It's 5/5 for me but it's technically 2023 and it feels more fun to highlight the films I chose.

Perfect Days is a Japanese movie about a guy that works for a toilet cleaning company and it's really a beautiful movie. Like the previous mention the only problem is it's from 2023 and I think it'd be fun to highlight the films I chose.

Conclave is fun! Who would have thought picking the pope was exactly like high school cafeteria drama!

I'm sure no one cares for Speak No Evil, considering this one is an American remake. But, personally I had a lot of fun, James McAvoy is hot and honestly the family deserved it for diving a Tesla.

Drive Away Dolls is a really funny gay comedy. It's not good enough to make a "best of" list, but that doesn't mean it's not worth a watch. In that same respect, Bottoms was really funny. But again, not best of the year worthy, and it's from 2023.

Anyways! The list!

10 - Heretic

Heretic is one of those edgy pseudo intellectual movies that thinks it's so much smarter than it actually is. And I love it. Do not go into this expecting a horror movie, expect it to be some dude trolling some Mormon girls. Don't take it seriously and just enjoy the ride. It's funnier than it is scary. When the guy compares the Book of Mormon to Monopoly, or compares Jesus Christ to Jar Jar Binks? Hysterical.

9 - Alien: Romulus

I don't really have anything to add on to the letterboxd review. As a Alien lover, a Xenomorph fucker, and a die hard fan of the series, I really loved the atmosphere in this one. The world building was great. I'm happy we finally got a decent installment, finally.

8 - Challengers

Again, said most of what I need to up there. Challengers is not the movie you expect it to be. Funny as hell, interesting as hell, melodramatic as fuck.

7 - Will & Harper

Will & Harper is a breath of fresh air in today's transphobic climate. I didn't expect Will fucking Ferrel to be the trans ally of the year, but damn, he tried his hardest to keep Harper happy even in the darker moments. Will Ferrell's best movie (lol).

6 - Love Lies Bleeding

This fucking movie is insane. If you want to see a real lesbian crime thriller, this is it y'all. Music is excellent, acting is astounding, and they throw in some fucking curveballs to fuck with you. Underrated cinema.

5 - Monkey Man

Do you need another reason?

An amazing action flick in a similar vein to John Wick. Brutal, violent, but has so much heart. And we get amazing trans representation. This film looked beautiful, I'd argue only one other film had a visual aesthetic nearly as cool as this in 2024 (it'll come up later). Dev Patel wrote, directed, and starred in this, that's insane. He clearly had so much love for this project and it shows through.

4 - Look Back

I don't usually put anime movies on this list, but I don't know if I'll do an anime list this year so it has to be included.

From the creator of Chainsaw Man, we get a beautiful movie about friendship and loss. It's genuinely a beautiful piece of art.

3 - Femme

I'm not adding my letterboxd, it has spoilers in it and I don't want to ruin the ride. Technically a 2023 movie, but it's on John Waters favorite movie list of the year so it fucking counts.

A brutal look at internalized homophobia and the ways we hurt each other in our own communities. I can't recommend it enough, but trigger warnings for homophobia, assault, and abuse. It's really hard to get into the meat and potatoes of this movie without spoiling it. But, it's fucked up and well made.

I loved this movie. It looks so beautiful, the actors inhabit their characters so well it feels like it's all real, a gay horror movie if I've ever seen one.

2 - The People's Joker

Also technically not 2024, but this is the year everyone got to see it. But, The People's Joker is such a triumph of trans DIY bullshit. Making a movie about a trans woman Joker without the permission of DC sounds so stupid, but it comes together as one of the most interesting pieces of art to come out in the 2020s.

My first experience with this movie was unforgettable. I had no idea it existed, but my girlfriend who worked at a movie theater was like "this movie exists let's go see it!" And I was like, ok that's chill. I was hitting the weed vape so hard before going into this and killed me.

Live action, CGI, animation, this movie is a bizarre amalgamation of styles, built as this weird, indie love letter to Batman. Inside this shell of mixed artforms you find a very basic story about a trans woman finding herself and fighting for the respect of the people around her. And beyond that you can find comedy revolving around Batman lore or comedy revolving around inter community bullshit.

Outstanding movie. Would happily watch it 800 more times.

1 - I Saw The TV Glow

It couldn't be anything else.

Similar to previous, my movie theater girlfriend got a huge group of people together to go see this. I had seen trailers but I figured it was going to be a normal horror movie in the style of Candle Cove type shenanigans. I was very, very, very, very high when I saw this. Of the 15 or so people (all trans) that saw this, the majority were crying, a few were shell shocked and just left, and I'm there laughing about Phoebe Bridgers in the middle.

I don't think there's anything I can say about this movie that isn't already super well known. A transgender horror story with the message "it's never too late." As frightening, as sad as it is, it's also just the beginning of the story that'll have a happy end.

It's beautiful. Looks beautiful. Great soundtrack that fits the vibe. One of the best movies ever made, honestly.

[star-neo-love]

Always, Forever

☆ summary: the triplets and you are childhood best friends, and next-door neighbours. on one of your frequent sleepovers, you watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch in a big cuddle pile.

☆ tags: fluff, sweet and soft, childhood best friends reader and triplets, platonic/no pairing, just cute and sweet!! ☆ cw: none!! totally sfw

☆ word count: 1010 words [short and sweet!]

☆ hope you guys enjoy!! ☆

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“Hi! I’m Y/N, wanna be friends?”

That was the first thing you’d ever said to the three nearly identical boys who were bound to become your best friends.

Three identical sets of wide eyes turned to you, before one boy you would learn was Chris grinned and looked over at his brothers, who nodded to each other in silent conversation before tentatively allowing you into their circle.

The four of you had gotten on and clicked instantly, and you had never been seen separate at school since that day. You meshed seamlessly with their dynamic, and you were content with that, though of course, you could never quite beat that patent triplet bond they had.

You’d had a little difficulty with their names at first, but once you got closer, it was impossible to mix them up anymore.

And so the mini nightmare of four tiny terrors was released on the world.

You had a perfect bond, one that only grew when moved in right next door to you. Sleepovers were practically every day since that.

Flash forward to today, you were all in your senior year of highschool, and you were currently over at their house. The sight of you rummaging through the fridge, cooking at the stove, or flopped on the couch, was natural, expected, almost, with how often you were around.

You walk into the living room, carrying various bottles of drinks, setting them down.

“Ugh Chris get off me!” Matt whined, shoving at Chris, who was sprawled over him on the couch.

You laugh, sitting beside the two and opening your arms to Chris, who pouts playfully and snickers as he pinches Matt’s cheek and retreats into the safety of your arms, snuggling with you happily. You reach a hand up to absently run through his hair, and he grins at you, eyes squeezing closed as he leans into your touch.

“Oh poor, Chris, Matt's rejecting your love again huh?” You tease him, prompting a laugh from Matt, who rolls his eyes at Chris’ nod and dramatic pout.

Nick walks in, carrying a large bowl of popcorn, setting it down in the middle of your makeshift circle beside the drinks you had brought over earlier.

“Alright, are we gonna get this movie night started, or is Chris being a big baby again?” Nick snickers as he drops down on the couch beside you and looks over at the way Chris is half draped over you and half on Matt.

“Baby it is then.” he mutters, making Chris reach over and smack him as Matt and you laugh.

The attack devolves into chaos, and instantly the living room is filled with the noise of Chris and Nick screaming at each other and tousling. In his effort to get at Nick, Chris’ limbs fly with reckless abandon, and you and Math both groan at his weight, complaining loudly as bony elbows and knees jab into you.

“Jesus fucking christ Chris, are your elbows made of knives?” You groan, winded as one of the aforementioned elbows digs into your side.

Finally, the chaos ends as Nick shoves Chris off of him, sending the boy tumbling onto the floor with a soft 'oof'.

Matt laughs down at his brother, who glares up at all three of us, but still accepts the hand Matt reaches down, getting up and settling between you and Matt. He instantly shifts to lean against Matt, and then throws a leg over your lap, getting comfortable.

Rolling his eyes, leans forward and fishes the remote out, opening Disney plus and scrolling through.

“So, what do we wanna watch?” Nick asks, sending your small group into noisy chaos once more as all four of you fight vehemently for your favourite movies.

In the end, you win, grinning smugly as Black Panther starts.

“I can’t believe your favourite thing to watch is fucking Marvel, god you’re so basic eugh.” Nick groans and complains as the intro plays.

You roll your eyes, shushing him and grinning as he smacks your arm in retaliation.

You all settle in for the movie, and you lean forward to grab the popcorn bowl when Chris wordlessly stretches his hand out, passing it to him and setting it down in his lap. You grab your drink as well as everyone else’s passing it to Matt and Nick, who nod and murmur a quiet “thanks”.

A cosy, comfortable silence descends over the four of you, warm and companionable. As the movie plays on, Chris grows slightly restless, but settles down easily enough when Matt huffs and threads his fingers through his brother’s soft hair.

All of you have seen this movie time and time again, and it fades into a pleasant drone in the background when the food and drinks run out, and the jokes and restless chatter die down. You could feel yourself growing sleepy as time wore on, and a lazy look around the circle showed the triplets in much the same state, Chris’s eyes already shut as Matt’s steady and soothing motions through his hair seemed to have lulled him to sleep.

You look over at Matt and exchange soft smiles, and when you turn over to Nick, he has a sleepy, but bright grin on his face as he watches.

By the time the movie’s end credits roll, all four of you have fallen asleep in various positions on the couch, sprawled over each other and tangled in a big cuddle pile. You knew you’d wake up sore and stiff tomorrow, but as you fell asleep, it was with a soft smile, and you found yourself oddly content with it, consequences be damned.

“Good night guys...” You murmur, voice barely a whisper as you speak into the silence.

“G’night...” Two quiet, sleepy voices replied.

“Mmm...” A muffled mumble sounded.

It was worth it, for all the moaning, groaning, and bitching that would no doubt star the next day, and the warmth and love surrounding you was something you were endlessly grateful for every day, no matter how often it happened.

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thanks for reading, hope you liked it 🥰!! sorry if this was bad, I was rushing😭😭 ik it's late for their bday, but in my defence, I started this during school today, so... [i'll be dropping a nick x reader fic next, hopefully in the next few days 😁😁]

[dirtybitfic]

So wrong yet so right Final part

Smutt, graduation, relationship , Time skip .

Me and matt woke up enter twined in each others arms.

it was nice to wake up to him I know that there is no going back to a normal " professor student " relationship after last night but right now all I can think about is how happy he makes me feel.

We got up and showered then he made us breakfast and we ate and watched movies cuddling the rest of the day. I didn't realize that its almost the end of the weekend .

It's Saturday night right now and i'm dreading tomorrow But right now im content as matt is between my thighs eating me out like a fucking pro. I now believe the saying"older men do it better" because Jesus Christ ive never had head feel so good.

F-fuck matt oh my god I moan out as hes sucking and licking on my clit and my hands are entertained in his hair.

He hums against be causing me to buck into his and press his face harder into me. His fingers pumping in and out at the perfect speed as my 4th orgasm of the night is coursing though me .

He laps up my juices that are spilling out of me as im gasping and crying from how over stimulated I am .

I have to forcefully push his head away since he showed no signs of stopping .

Sorry baby you okay I just cant get enough of you he says while stroking my hair.

mhm im okay just overstimulated I sigh out as I slump onto the bed and wipe my tears away.

we fall asleep talking about childhood memories and crazy things we've done in our past.

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Sunday morning rolls around and I groan as I turn over to face matt seeing hes already looking at me smiling.

good morning gorgeous

good morning I cheap back as I nuzzle into his warm bare chest .

after laying there for a bit I groan as I get up and stretch then head to the bathroom .

I come out and sigh as I sit next to him as hes reading something on his phone.

All the sudden the doorbell rings and his head snaps to the door .

fuck he says as he gets up and throws on a shirt rushing down the stairs I slowly follow as I hear another loud voice booming from the entry way. I look down the stairs to see another man looking a lot like matt just with longer hair.

I slowly make my way down the stairs and he looks at me smiling.

wow matt who is this he says pointing to me with a smirk

matt turns smiling as I walk up next to him.

this is y/n and y/n this is my brother chris

its nice to meet you chris ive heard a lot about you I answer honestly . Matt talked so sweetly about his brothers last night and I learned a lot about them.

its nice to meet you too he says smiling at me warmly .

well I just wanted to stop by since I just git back from the big meeting in New York and to drop these papers off to you Chris says handing matt a folder .

Thanks man im glad your back and that the meeting went well you and nick should come over for dinner this week. he says before hugging his brother.

yeah for sure ill next nick and see what day works best but ill leave you two alone . Love you man see you later he says before walking back out the front door and to his car.

so what should we do today matt says turning to me with a smile I return it with a small sigh.

I don't know but I do kinda have homework I say sigh dramatically looking off to the side. The homework im speaking of is for his class

what for what class he asks like he shocked I have work to do.

oh you know this writing class the professor loves to give us work over the weekend . What a dick am I right I joke as I smile up at him

well I hear that professor is very forgiving with his favorite student he says stepping closer with a smirk on his face

oh is he now I say smiling as my hand creeps up his shirt over his chest

mhm he hums as he picks me up and takes me to the couch .

He sits down as I straddle him as he brings me into a deep needy kiss.

I grind onto him and a whimper escapes my lips from the friction.

He unties his sweat pants as he pulls them down along with his boxers as his dick springs out .

gonna ride me like good girl yeah he says as he looks deeply into my eyes.

I nod as I move my thong to the side and slide down onto him causing us both to groan .

I start bouncing as moans escape my lips and deep groans leave his.

his hands grab my ass slapping it a couple times as I continue bouncing as his length fills me to the brim and his tip hits my spot every time.

my breathing is accelerating as my orgasm vastly approaches .

fuck gonna cum with me baby he groans as his grip on my ass tightens and I moan .

y-yes sir I moan out as I speed up my bouncing close to reaching my orgasm .

After a couple more bounces he twitches inside me and I shake and clench around him as I cum and he grabs my hips fucking up into me for a little until he fills me up.

Fuck he groans as we both sit there catching our breathe .

I lay my head on his chest as I slowly lift myself off of him but stay seated on his lap .

I look into his eyes as he looks into mine both sharing a look we cant write place.

I really like you y/n

I really like you too matt I say as a cheeky smile forms on my face .

after a couple hours of cuddling and watching movies we decide its probably time to take me back to my car I left on campus Friday night

I don't want to go home but I know I need to .

We drive back as we talk and listen to music .

I give his a final kiss good bye before getting into my car and heading back to my apartment.

Im sad I won't see him until Friday since he had to cancel class Tuesday for a business meeting with his brothers but I understand .

once I get home I take a shower and et some dinner before finishing up some work die tomorrow for my classes then head to bed giddy as I have flash backs of the perfect weekend I spent with matt.

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Friday rolls around and i'm rushing to class way to excited to see him than I should be.

I enter the class room and sit down closer to the front as his eyes meet mine and we smile. I have to hold myself back from blushing .

Class went by fast as matt ends the class off with our writing assignment that will make up our final grade for the class . The end of my senior semester is closing in and im excited but also scared for what will happen when I graduate.

As im packing my stuff matt come over and places a paper on my desk smiling at me .

I look at it seeing its the name of a restaurant outside of town and a picture of a gorgeous convertible rental.

what is this I ask confused

all you need to know is to be ready by 6:30 ill be waiting outside in that convertible he says before walking back to his desk gathering his things and heading out the door.

Me and matt are at dinner right now talking and having a good time before he goes serious.

so I have something to ask you he says in a serious tone

o-okay I answer nervously

will you be my girlfriend he ask smiling

yes of course I say smiling so big my cheeks hurt.

he leans over the table pressing a kiss to my lips then sitting back down

so what do you plan on doing when you graduate he ask as he takes a sip of his wine

Im not quite sure I was thinking of trying to write a book I say as I look at him smiling.

you know where the best place to write a book is he asks smiling

hmm no where I say tilting my head

my home office he says smiling bigger

is- that your way of asking me to move in with you when I graduate I ask a bit take back

yes it is he says noting his head smiling

I guess that would be okay I say in a sarcastic joking tone

he smiles before shaking his head so is that a yes

yes thats a yes I say as I cant stop smiling

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I just received my diploma and my college years have come to an end .

its bittersweet but exciting at the same time.

Im talking to my friends as matt come over giving me a hug .

Congratulations y/n I know you'll do great things he says keeping up the "just my professor" act up since we are in front of people.

Thank you professor sturniolo im really glad I took your class its helped me figure out I really like writing .

well I think you'd be an amazing writer he says smiling

thank you I smile back as my friend drew grabs my hand

come on we gotta got get ready for the party she says before dragging me away.

I smile and wave good bye before mouthing the words

"see you Tommorrow " making him smile

Me and my friends just got to the big ass end of the year party as everyone os drinking and having a good time.

Im deciding not to drink tonight since my stomach has been feeling weird this week and im not feeling throwing up tonight.

Were all mingling and talking reminiscing on the good times as Jay walks up to me looking upset . He was the guy I had been seeing on and off but since me and matt started seeing each other I stopped talking to him.

Y/n why haven't you answered my texts he slurs as he stumbled a bit

ive been really busy with homework and I kinda met someone im sorry I should have talked to you about it I say trying to loom like its sorry when in reality im not.

You - met somebody he asks looking like a sad puppy

yeah i... im sorry I just... he cuts me off

no don't be im happy for you he says smiling

really you are I ask a bit shocked

yeah cause I kinda met someone too his names Damian he says smiling.

I look at him jaw dropped I had no idea you were bi I say smiling

yeah I just recently found out myself but im glad were both happy and know I still love you so much you've been a great person to have in my life these past years he says bringing me into a hug

I love you too jay I say as I hug him back

well I should probably head home ive had a couple to many drinks but good luck with whatever great things you'll be doing and you better keep in touch

you too be safe I say as he walks off and I smile . That was the nicest way that interaction could have gone and im glad hes happy .

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A week later-

I woke up this morning to my stomach feeling sick and I immediately ran to the bathroom throwing up .

Matt just texted me hes otw to help me pack all my bags and boxes into the moving truck he rented since im moving in with him today .

He just got here and were moving boxes when I feel a move of sickness wash over and I run to the toilet throwing up again.

You okay baby you feeling sick he ask as he runs my back .

yeah ive been feeling off these past couple of weeks and I threw up this morning when I woke up

im sorry baby ill make you some soup when we get home okay he says and I immediately smile.

I love that you say when "we get home" I say smiling at him

come on lets get these last boxes and get going he says with a smile .

After about two hours im fully moved in and im eating th soup matt made me .

I finish it and sit on the couch next to him nuzzling into his side when all the sudden I feel sick again I immediately get up and run to the bathroom throwing up again.

he comes in feeling my head

your not running a fever ... what are you feeling he asks looking down at me .

I don't know just tired and my stomach feels weird

how long have you been feeling like this

uhh maybe 4 weeks

he stares at me before his mouth opens slightly

do you think you could be... pregnant he ask looking at me with worry on his face

shit... that didnt even come to my mind I mean im on birth control but ... I skipped a couple days when I stayed over the weekend. I say instantly panicking

hey hey don't freak out its okay ill go buy a test right now

he takes some time to calm me down so he texted his brother nick asking him to go get the test and bring it over .

nick comes in smiling as he gives me a hug seeing I was upset

I know its tough but hey I wouldn't mind having a niece or a nephew he says making me laugh a little

okay I-im gonna go take this real quick I say heading into the bathroom .

I don't know whether to be upset or excited. I just graduated and moved in with matt and I know I want to start writing a book which I can do from home so thats a plus and matt has told me several times I don't need to get a job unless I really want to but he wants me to take time writing a book and see how far I can really go with it so .

My timer goes off and I grab the test still not turning it over as I walk out and matt and nick and now chris who I guess came too looked at me .

I cant look can - can you guys look for me I say as I hold the test out in my hand

matt take it before turning it over all of them smiling as they look up at me .

y-you're pregnant matt says

oh my god chris says as he gets up giving me a hug

I smile as he rocks me back and fourth

im so happy for you guys . Im gonna have a nephew ... or nice he says pulling away from the hug smiling so big I cant help but smiles too.

Im so happy this is good news right nick says looking between me and matt.

we. both look at each other before smiling ear to ear and nodding.

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im about 7 months pregnant right now and I just found out my book is being published .

Me and matt are celebrating as we decide to discuss baby names .

We found out it was a boy a couple months ago but still haven't been Able to agree on a name so we brought matt and Chris over to help us decide.

okay we have 4 options

Theo , Silas, eros , and Luca.

oooh I like Silas its cool as fuck

I like eros but they are all good names its hard to pick

I knoooow I love Silas though

me too is has a ring to it Silas Sturniolo he says smiling

ahh that does sound cool chris agrees smiling

I agree I think ... its Silas then

I think its a beautiful name

we all smile nodding in agreement

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3 years later-

Silas just turned 3 and both our families are here me and matt got married about a year ago and life couldn't be more perfect.

Ive been writing more books and people have been loving them . money is coming in from both of us and we are very conferrable .

matt is no longer teaching instead he then over a good amount of the buildings him and his brothers own and he now runs a publishing company the company that just is happens to publish my books .

our family get along so well and I just cant believe this is how my life turned out.

Old me used to say " this is so wrong yet so right" and right now all I feel is that it is right.

We met under questionable circumstances but only we know that our family's believe we met at a book signing event and thats how well keep it .... our own dirty secret that will die with us.

I love you mommy Silas says as he hugs me and runs off with Chris " his favorite uncle" and I smile .

I love you baby matt says as he hugs me from the back

always and forever I say back as we hold each other smiling and watching our life play before our eyes.

THE END 💋

tags-

@sophia-77n, @riasturns @milasturniolo @junnniiieee07 @blahbel668 @sturnsjtop @skyslondon

[kitthepurplepotato]

Chapter 7 - Let me take care of you.

Summary: Bakugou Katsuki freaks out and realizes how much he cares about his girlfriend. Someone blurts out the “L” word.

Warnings: Swear words, suggestive, mentions of being “in the mood”.

First Chapter Master List

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“Jesus fucking christ, Y/N.” Katsuki kneels in front of you in a matter of milliseconds. “Baby, talk to me, are you with me?” He strokes your cheek, trying to make you look at him, which you do right away. On any other day you would be so happy hearing Katsuki call you by a pet name, but today is not a normal day. Also, you would probably be freaked out much more if this numb feeling wouldn’t be so familiar to you; you’ve been in this condition for a really long time and to be absolutely honest, this is nothing compared to the first few days after your injury, which is definitely a good sign.

“My mind is okay. I’m here, love.” You connect your foreheads together with a loud thud. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to do it this hard.” You sigh, but Katsuki ignores you completely; his breathing is uneven and his hand on your cheeks is shaking violently. Fuck, this needs to be so fucking scary for an outsider… “I’m okay. I’m sorry. For everything.”

“I don’t fucking care, just tell me what to do.”

You’ve never heard Katsuki speak so softly before; his voice wavers by the end of the sentence and he’s clearly worried about the whole situation. “And if you say you want me to take you home the answer is no.”

The shivering finally stops and while your movement is still terribly slow, you can finally manage to breathe properly.

“You still up for that movie? I’m not tired yet.” You smile at the blonde.

“Have you had dinner yet?” Katsuki asks and by the judging look in his eyes, he already knows the answer. “Thought so. Don’t move!” Katsuki threatens with his finger in the air and you can’t help but laugh.

“I can’t even if I want to.”

Katsuki clearly doesn’t appreciate your joke but makes his way to the kitchen anyway; in a few minutes, he comes back with a bunch of finger food; French fries, crispy vegetable chips , hash browns and fried mozzarella sticks. There’s also a massive selection of dips; from mild ketchup to hot sauce, there is everything.

“Call me a fucking psychic, because I wanted us to have proper dinner but then I decided to make this instead.”

“I can’t believe you made such an unhealthy food just for me. I must be really loved in this household.” You giggle as you try to take a piece, but it falls down into your lap just as you were about to take a bite. Katsuki, the fucking traitor, laughs.

“Jesus, can you not wait? Also, I have an air fryer.” Katsuki looks at you like it’s the most obvious thing ever.

“Of course you do, Katsuki. Silly me.” You roll your eyes with a fond smile on your face.

“You judging me?” He yells offendedly and you have a really strong urge to tell him how much you love his random tantrums but from all the opportunities you had to tell him that, this is probably the worst one to take. “Let’s eat while we watch a movie then I need to make a few phone calls.” He plops down on the sofa next to you, putting the tray onto his lap while he chooses a random movie on Netflix. Katsuki dips the first mozzarella stick into the mildest dip, even though he’s more than aware that you are a big lover of hot sauces and moves towards you in a silent offer. You bite the half of it and he pops the rest into his own mouth and it’s the most domestic thing you’ve ever seen; it also doesn’t feel like you are being fed because you are weak but more like you are being fed in a romantic way during a movie date which you definitely appreciate. When the movie is done and the food is gone, Katsuki gives you a small kiss on your forehead and takes his phone into his hands; your head is resting on his shoulder while he fumbles through his surprisingly short contact list and clicks “call.”

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“Oi, nerd! I need you to help out Kirishima with agency shit this week.” Katsuki grumbles into his phone, annoyed.

Okay, he is a little bit freaked out; seeing his girlfriend in such a terrible state wasn’t on his relationship bucket list. Funnily enough, he doesn’t feel annoyance towards the whole situation; the old Katsuki would have told her to fuck off because he doesn’t need this kind of shit in his life but seeing his partner in such a vulnerable state really made him want to take care of her as much as he can; most people would not trust Katsuki enough to come over to him when shit like that can happen to them, but Y/N knows Katsuki wouldn’t use this as an opportunity to take a piss out of her and that means a lot to his grumpy little ass.

“Oh? Kacchan, are you hurt? Is everything okay?” The nerd mumbles and honestly… Katsuki still thinks Deku is the most annoying creature in the whole world and he has a pet pigeon on his balcony.

“The Menace decided to die on my couch and it can take a whole week for her to come back to life so I’m gonna take care of her and shit.”

“What do you mean by that? Is she hurt? Why is she in your flat? Kacchan?!”

One day, Katsuki will torture this fuck to death and he will enjoy every single moment of it. Today is not that day though.

“Medical issues, her doctor knows, it’s all safe, shut the fuck up. She’s on my fucking couch because she’s my fucking girlfriend and we were supposed to have a movie night. Are we done with the interrogation?!” Katsuki yells but Deku doesn’t sound scared at all.

“Oh my god, Kacchan, I’m so happy you guys sorted it out already! Shou actually smiled! We need to go on a double date!!” Midoriya yells excitedly. Double date?!

“Are you finally fucking the half and half bastard?”

“It’s the other way around, mostly.” Shouto adds helpfully and Katsuki doesn’t need to see Deku’s face to know he’s about to combust from embarrassment. Brownie points to Shouto for that.

“Oh my god, Shou, read the room!” Deku whines.

“But he asked…”

“No!!!”

Katsuki can’t help but laugh.

“Well, thank you for the information and thanks for the help and shit, bye.” Katsuki ends the call right away to send another message to Kirishima to come over before he looks at the Menace.

The Menace is sprawled out on Katsuki’s sofa, clearly comfortable despite her condition and for some weird ass reason that sight makes him really soft. Feelings are fucking weird. Honestly, what the fuck.

“Deku and half and half are fucking. Shouto is on top.” Katsuki grumbles to his girlfriend who starts laughing like a maniac, which is extremely funny to watch because she can’t move her hands quick enough so she looks like a fish flapping on the ground in a slow motion. Fuck, she’s fucking precious.

One more call to go. Katsuki isn’t too happy about this one, but it’s this or his mother. He’s really not in the mood for his mother right now, and knowing her she would move in for the rest of the week to take care of “her family” and Katsuki kinda want to have the Menace for himself.

“Raccoon eyes.” Katsuki grumbles into the phone. “I hate this, but I need your help.”

“Oh my god, I’m all ears, honeybun!”

“Call me honeybun ever again and I’ll blow you back to your mother’s vagina.” Katsuki retorts angrily and that was apparently really funny because Y/N and Mina both started to laugh. “I need you to get me a week worth of basic necessities for my woman. She has a medical issue and can’t leave and I have no idea about girly shit. We need underwear, socks and I dunno, skincare products? Whatever, just get me whatever, I’ll pay.”

“You don’t need to pay for it. I can give you my keys to get my own…” Y/N jumps into the conversation.

“I ain’t gonna go through your underwear.” Katsuki grumbles and Y/N rolls her pretty fucking eyes.

“You literally touched my underwear a few days ago…”

“Oi, shut up!” Katsuki yells with a red face. Mina giggles.

“TMI, babe. Okay, I’ll be there around 9ish with all the stuff I can get. Most of the stores are closed by now but don’t worry, I have some great connections! BRB, bye!” The call cuts off and Katsuki sighs.

“Do you need to go to the toilet or something? You need to fucking talk to me. Don’t go all shy on me now.”

“I just really want to kiss you right now, Katsuki.” The Menace smiles and Katsuki’s heart leaps in his chest.

Fuck, when did he become such a sap?! When?!

“Are you sure you are capable of that in your condition?” Katsuki teases and honestly, it was worth it for the angry pout on her girlfriend’s face. “Okay, one kiss. That’s it.”

Well… He says that, but it’s not going to one kiss, let’s be honest. It’s never one kiss with this bloody woman.

Katsuki jumps on top of Y/N, making sure he’s not putting his full weight on her by accident and puts his lips on hers; she might not be able to touch Katsuki in her current condition but she makes sure her feelings are loud and clear as she deepens the kiss almost right away, her arms helplessly flapping next to her. Katsuki takes her hand and puts it in his hair; he uses his own fingers to help her grab into it, and fuck if it wasn’t worth it for the tiny whimper that comes out of her mouth. Katsuki can feel how content and happy the Menace is and the feeling is so foreign for him he’s not sure what to do with it; it’s so extremely hard for him to understand how can the Menace be so happy in his arms, he’s definitely not worth it, yet she makes him feel like he’s the best thing in the world and Katsuki starts to believe that maybe, he actually is the best thing in the world for Y/N. He really wants to blurt out a sneaky “I love you” but this is probably a terrible time to do that; what if she doesn’t feel the same and the whole week will be awkward after? What if Katsuki looses his shit when he gets rejected? So Katsuki decides to speak his truth with his tongue instead, he puts all his feelings into the action and Y/N can’t help the small whimpers coming out of her mouth, the noise constant as Katsuki keeps massaging her tongue with his own. He’s so motherfucking happy right now it’s actually ridiculous. He can’t get enough of all these noises and the feeling of Y/N’s hand in his hair and he hates how much he misses her aggressive hair grab right now, how much he wants to go back in time and let Y/N touch him however she wants, he wants to be touched so much it actually pains him…

“Hey, why are you angry?” Y/N speaks up between two heated kisses.

“Am I?” Katsuki asks, utterly confused. He genuinely didn’t realize he’s being… aggressive? Is he? Oh my god, he went too far, isn’t he?!

“You are overthinking.” Y/N smiles and Katsuki feels like weight has been lifted off his chest. “You weren’t aggressive per se, just… your movements were a bit… on edge. It’s more like a feeling than something you’ve actually done, if that makes any sense.” She says and Katsuki falls in love all over again.

“You know me better than I know myself, what the fuck.” Katsuki goes back for a light kiss. “I was getting frustrated because you can’t touch me. I think.” He admits with a slight blush on his face, which he tries to hide by snuggling into his girlfriend’s neck.

“I know what you mean, I feel the same.” Y/N sighs. “Maybe we should just stick with the cuddles for now. My body is numb and I hate how I can’t feel you properly.” Y/N smiles sadly. “I miss you, even though you are right here. And I can’t do anything about it. Katsuki I…” Y/N whimpers and Katsuki finally looses his shit.

“I love you.” He jumps into Y/N’s sentence.

Well… shit.

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“I love you.” Katsuki says with a straight face while staring right into your eyes.

There is a lot of things going on in your body right now; you feel like you are falling again, but for a completely different reason, your heart definitely just beat out of rhythm and you swear you got dizzy for a second. You never thought Katsuki’s going to be first one to say this and fuck how much you hate being disabled right now.

“Fuck’s sake Katsuki I hate this stupid fucking sickness right now.” You yell, completely frustrated. “I’ve been wanting to tell you this for so fucking long, Goddammit! And now I can’t even straddle you and kiss you senseless. I had it all planned out in my head!” Katsuki looks at you with massive eyes, his mouth twitching from trying to not smile. “Don’t you fucking dare laughing at me!” You threaten, but it sounds weak and whiny.

“I know you said no kissing but I’ll fucking kiss you right now, even if you hate it.” Katsuki murmurs in a deep voice and oh you wish to be able to feel anything right now because you are quite sure that sentence went right between your legs.

“For the love of god, please.” You whine and thankfully, Katsuki doesn’t wait around for long to kiss you deeply, again.

Katsuki’s kisses are something else, even in this condition. It’s scorching hot and so full of emotions, especially now, and somehow, probably out of pure rage, you somehow manage to move your arms enough to touch his side under his shirt, and the sound he made at the contact was worth your hard work; he made a low grumble at the sudden touch, the sound almost animalistic, and just as your hand is about to plop back down, he catches it and puts it back on his abs, letting you map out his six pack with the help of his own hands, tiny whimpers leaving his mouth as you try your best to feel around.

“I love you too, by the way.” You mumble between two heated kisses and Katsuki answers with a tiny bite on your lower lip and you can’t help the loud moan escaping your mouth.

It is just your luck that someone chooses this moment to barge in through the main door.

“Hello…ooo…?!” The girls voice changes from relatively loud to a high pitched whine as she takes in the view in front of her. Katsuki jumps off you and ends up on the floor with a loud thud. You can’t help but laugh. “Bakubro, you can’t keep your hands to yourself, can ya’?” Mina teases and it doesn’t take Katsuki long to make his first explosion towards the pink girl.

“Learn to knock, you fucking cavewoman.” Katsuki yells, his face almost literally on fire.

“Well, sorry man, you said your girlie has a medical issue so the thought of you two fornicating on the sofa didn’t even cross my mind. She looks fine to me, though.” Pinky adds quietly, her face confused.

“I can’t move my arms and legs properly. I’m numb all over. It’s the after effect of me stopping my medication. It’s a long story.” You mumble awkwardly.

“And you let this madman devour you in this condition? Sweetie, have some respect for yourself!” Mina coos, but there is a cheeky smile on her face.

“I know he will stop if I tell him to. He’s not an idiot.”

“Thank you!” Katsuki yells, still sitting on the floor, probably trying his best to hide the tent in his pants.

“Bro, you are a lucky fuck, ain’t ya’.” Pinky sighs. “I’m Ashido Mina by the way, nice to meet you. Good job taming the beast of our friend group, all my respects to you, girlie.“ Mina barely dodges Katsuki’s sparking hands. “Calm down, Lover Boy, I’m doing you a favor, don’t I?” Mina takes her massive backpack in her hands and opens it up.

“Are we ready for my girlie-haul?” Mina grins cheekily and you swear you can see Katsuki completely paling as he looks into the backpack.

Well, this will be fun.

…Next Chapter!

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Potato ramble:

- Important information for the future, please read this! I probably won’t be able to keep up with the weekly posting for a while. If you don’t wanna miss the next chapter just ask me to put you on the taglist! Thank you! 🩷

- I am absolutely in love with this new side of Katsuki, like bro, he’s a fucking treasure, what the heck?!

- Btw the new My Hero Academia manga is out! Look how pretty it is! I keep up with the manga weekly so there is nothing new for me in it, but I bought it anyway haha

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated as always! Thank you 💥

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[kissorkill16]

Fill My Empty Heart: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic

By JJ

Summary: After Mya's death, Aaron committed suicide. Mr. Peterson, desperate to have a family again, takes in the depressed and heartbroken child across the street, Nicky Roth.

Chapter 1

It has been raining for a few weeks now. Nicky was sure it was probably gonna start flooding soon. His parents had offered many times to drive him to school, but last time he did that, his mother just kept going on and on about how if this didn't work, she could always book him a therapist out of town.

He wasn't in the mood for another headache.

So he just decided to walk to school in the rain.

When he finally got to school, he tried not to be seen by any of his friends. Maybe he could just borrow a towel from the Lost & Found bin.

He put on his hoodie, trying to keep a low profile. But he miserably failed when he felt 2 arms wrap around his torso.

"Nicky!"

Nicky recognized that voice immediately. It was Trinity.

Enzo had recently introduced her to him last summer...

Back when Aaron was still alive.

He gently pried the arms away, "Hi, Trinity.", he mumbled. He didn't want to get involved with anyone right now, all Nicky wanted to do was get this day over with.

His friends however, had other plans.

"So what do you have planned for after school today?", asked Trinity. "Going home.", said Nicky.

"Sounds fun, but I was thinking that maybe you'd like to come by at Enzo's after school. We were gonna watch a movie and order pizza. Doesn't that sound -"

Nicky was just trying to get his notebooks from his locker, trying to drown out Trinity's voice. He slammed his locker door shut.

"That sounds like loads of fun, Trinity. But I am not in the mood.", he said, his voice emotionless. "Thanks, but no thanks."

He turned around to walk away, and he accidentally saw something in the corner of his eye. It was an article about the recent news.

AARON PETERSON FOUND DEAD IN SHOWER

Immediately, Nicky felt his vision begin to blur, his eyes filled up with tears. He covered his mouth to muffle his sobs, and then he felt another pair of arms wrap around him.

"Hey.", it was Enzo. "How're you holding up, buddy?"

Nicky gently pushed him away, "I'm fine, I'm just still trying to...process."

Enzo gently pulled his friend back into his embrace, letting Nicky cry into his shoulder.

"Nicky, I know you miss him, everyone who knew him does. But..."

Nicky tilted his head to look at Enzo, "But what?", he felt himself shout. "But I should just get over it? But that's no reason to act like a fucking lunatic at school? But I should just forget about him because it was never going to last long anyway?"

Enzo put his hands up, "No! No, of course not. I would never ask you to just forget about someone who made you happy.", he said. He took Nicky's hand and held it in his.

"Just come to my house after school. We can watch whatever you're in the mood for. I promise it'll clear your mind."

Nicky was reluctant, but he eventually nodded.

"Great! See you then!"

The whole day, Nicky felt like absolute shit. His nose was getting a little stuffy, he was coughing and sneezing a lot, and he felt cold, and he was wearing a freaking hoodie for God's sake!

He tried to keep it in during Mr. Randall's class, but it wasn't easy. He had to suffer in the cold as he used his hoodie to cover his coughs and sneezes.

"Jesus Christ, man! Are you dying too?", asked Seth Jenkins, who was sitting right behind him.

"Shut up, Seth. We're trying to pay attention.", said Enzo.

Seth rolled his eyes and stared back at the board. A moment of silence passed through the room, with just the teacher talking, then Seth leaned in closer to Nicky.

"How was the funeral?", he asked, "You sure cried a river, didn't you?"

"Seth, I'm trying to pay attention."

"I heard you sounded like a dying pig."

"Seth, I'm warning you."

Mr. Randall clapped his hands, "Mr. Roth, Mr. Jenkins, try to keep your focus on the board please.", he said.

Another moment of uninterrupted teaching passed through the room.

Then Seth said something that made Nicky just snap inside.

"It was a miracle for sure.", he whispered. "Now we don't have to worry about his weird ass anymore. If I were you, I'd consider myself lucky."

Nicky balled his hands into fists.

"And did you see how funny he looked? The man was acting like he didn't even have a neck anymore!", laughed Ruben Smith, sitting right next to Seth.

Nicky didn't know what happened, but when he finally snapped out of it, he was holding a chair with blood on its metal legs, and Seth & Ruben were laying on the floor, blood dripping from their noses.

"YOU FUCK ASSES THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY?!", he yelled at them. "YOU THINK SUICIDE IS SO FUNNY?! YOU THINK ME LOSING MY BEST FRIEND IS FUNNY?!"

"Mr. Roth, what the hell!"

Nicky didn't even stick around to see what Mr. Randall was going to say next. He just threw the chair at Seth, and ran out of the room, straight to the bathroom.

He decided to just hide in one of the stalls until the day was over. It seemed easier than going back out there and dealing with whatever those stupid people had to say to him next.

He curled in on himself, hugging and burying his face into his knees.

"I miss you so much, Aaron.", he sobbed. "Why did you do it, Aaron? Why did you leave me?"

If only Aaron could answer back to him.

[prettyyyboyluke]

hi! i love your writing and was wondering if i could request a nsfw fic/ oneshot where the female reader is being a brat and acting up. so luke punishes her and puts her back in her place? sub!reader and dom!luke vibes 🫣 maybe edging, or overstimulation, or anything you're comfy with really! <3

yessss!!!

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luke sat at his computer all day. and he wasn’t even doing work, he was playing games with his friends! that’s what made y/n mad. he could easily be giving y/n attention, but instead, he’s choosing to play with his friends. luke also promised y/n that they would watch a movie together. she had some days off and just wanted luke. y/n’s wondering why he can’t just leave his game for a little bit, attend to her and her needs, and go back to it. it’s simple, at least she thinks so.

"are you done now?" y/n asks luke in a whiny tone. she’s standing behind his chair, waiting for him to turn around and face her, but he doesn’t. “hellooooo?!” she sing-songs.

“jesus christ, y/n, what? no, i’m not done.” luke answers with annoyance. he’s still facing his computer. y/n huffs loudly, she’s mad at him now.

“you’ve been playing all day, though! and you said we would watch a movie!” she whines to him. “can you turn around and look at me!” her voice is high, and she stomps her foot hard enough to make the bottom hurt. she was gonna put up a fight.

luke blinks slowly before he turns around, surprised that his girl, his good girl, is talking to him with the tone she has. luke finally turns around to face y/n, “i never said we would watch the movie today. i said that we would watch it, but you never specified when.” he tells her.

“i told you that i wanted to watch it today.” y/n says. she really doesn’t know if she said that, but if she can convince luke, she won’t tell. “you probably didn’t hear me because all you can focus on is that game.” she says matter-of-factly. her hands are on her hips, since she’s towering over him for once. he’s really just leaning back in his chair, but she can see the top of his head.

luke rolls his eyes at y/n, genuinely shocked with how she’s acting. “what do you want?” he asks her, wondering if she’ll tell the truth, or play the dumb game a little more.

“i want to watch a movie with you.” she says, pouting her lips and getting impatient.

luke starts to shake his head, “no, no, no. what do you want?” he’s giving her one more chance.

y/n furrows her brows, “to watch a movie with you?" she tells him again.

“come here, y/n.” luke beckons her over.

“no.”

“excuse me?” luke questions her. “you’re whining for my attention, and now that you have it, you’re not gonna listen?”

“no, why should i listen to you when you don’t listen to me!” y/n stomps her foot again.

luke can hear taunts from his friends through his headphones. questioning why he can’t keep his girl in check. he won’t let her embarrass him anymore. “come here, now.” luke demands through gritted teeth.

“make me.” she challenges.

luke leans just enough in his chair to grab y/n’s wrists, and pull her harshly towards him. “when did you tell me that you wanted to watch the movie today? because i know you could give a shit less if we watch a movie. you know exactly what you want, and i know exactly what you want, so why don’t you just tell me?” luke tells her harshly.

“what are you talking about? i told you, i want to watch a movie.” y/n says, standing her ground of the game she’s playing.

“stop playing dumb. ‘i just want to watch a movie’ bullshit.” luke says, pulling her so she’s in between his legs. he pulls her down so she sits on one of his thighs, feeling how wet she already is from just arguing. he holds her cheeks tight, making her lips purse in the process. “i am sorry, that it’s taken me so long to give you a good fuck. a good fuck that you clearly need,” luke slaps her across the face as he pauses, “but that does not give you the right to act like a bad girl.” he slaps her again, “bad girls get punishments, right?” he asks rhetorically, “and you’ve been a bad girl.”

y/n whines at luke, trying to get out of his grasp, but can’t. “you gonna tell me what you want?” luke asks her, gripping her cheeks harder. her eyes are darting anywhere but luke’s. because she knows he’ll shape her up. luke sighs when y/n doesn’t answer him, and decides to move on. he grabs her hips and moves her back on his thigh, making her clothed pussy rub against him. she gasps lightly, and luke smirks to himself. he takes the edge of her, well his, shirt and lifts it up enough to see her soaked panties. he takes her panties to the side and swipes a finger through her wetness.

he taps his fingers against her lips, and she takes them inside her mouth. her tongue starts to slowly swirl its way around his two fingers, just like she would if it were his cock. that’s what she really wants. “putting on a show tonight, aren’t we?” luke starts to egg her on. “sucking on my fingers wishing it was my cock. that’s what you want, isn’t it?” y/n nods her head. “then say it.” luke demands her.

y/n opens her mouth, letting his fingers slide out. “i-i want your cock,” she whispers, like she’s ashamed.

luke smiles at her, “was that so hard, baby?” y/n shakes her head, looking down at luke’s growing bulge. “get on your knees.” luke tells her. y/n scurries off his thigh to get to her knees, finally ready to listen to luke. he takes his cock out, and his tip is red and leaking with pre-cum. she sticks her tongue out for him and he taps the tip of his cock to her tongue. she wraps her lips around his cock, taking him in slowly. her tongue runs along the bottom of his shaft, drool already spilling from her lips. luke feels the tip of his cock hit the back of y/n’s throat, and luke holds her head, now guiding her up and down his cock. “fuck, finally got you to shut up.” he grunts, watching y/n’s chin become covered in spit. he keeps guiding her up and down until he’s choked her out enough.

even though her mouth is trained for luke’s cock, she still taps out before he’s ready to. y/n coughs so hard her eyes water and tears start to spill from the corners. luke groans in annoyance and takes her off his cock. “take a breath,” he tells her softly. she does and she takes his cock back in her mouth, sucking and swirling the tip. she takes him to the back of her throat again until she genuinely can’t anymore. he brings her up by her chin, wiping away any dripping spit.

luke grabs her hips, takes off her panties, and sets her in his lap, far away enough from his cock that if she bucked her hips up, she would only graze the tip. he runs his hands down her body, finally starting to rub her clit. she throws her head back and moans. luke’s fingers tease her pussy, watching her hips jerk with every move. he slaps her ass with his other hand, “stop fucking moving. i haven’t even fucked you, and you’re moving all over the place.” luke grunts.

he lets two of his fingers slip inside her walls and she shutters embarrassingly fast. she keeps her hands from touching luke’s cock. as much as she wants to play with it, luke has to be the one to tell her to. y/n starts to drool since her mouth has been hung open for what feels like ever. “look at you, can’t go two seconds without my attention.” luke says to her, keeping his fingers moving inside her.

y/n moves her hips as she feels her stomach tighten, wanting luke to get her to her high point. “are you going to apologize?” luke asks her, watching her body fall into his touch. y/n shakes her head, she doesn’t want to give luke all the power, yet. “have it your way,” luke sighs. he’s not letting her cum, not unit she breaks. he feels that she’s right there, and he’s gonna stop as soon as he hears her moans.

she’s biting her lip hard, small whines are coming from her, but they’re not what luke wants. her thighs are starting to shake from being held open so forcefully, and she starts to tip forwards. “i-i’m there,” y/n moans. luke strokes his fingers a few more times and takes them out of her dripping pussy. “no!” she whines. her hips buck towards luke to try to get them back on her.

“no? oh baby, what did you expect?” luke tells her mockingly. y/n gives him a dirty look, but he’s right, she should expect it. luke grabs her hips and sets her on his desk, and spreads her legs. “such a bad girl,” luke says while he slaps the insides of her thighs. her heart starts pounding from embarrassment, luke’s just staring at her wet pussy. she flinches when luke lays a hard slap on her cunt. “now you’re not paying attention,” luke says.

y/n doesn’t like that luke hasn’t called her his favorite nickname, angel. she needs to earn it back for luke. “i was! i was!" y/n pleads. luke spits on her pussy before diving into it. she whines again from embarrassment, “p-please.” his tongue covers her entirely, tasting every part of her. luke takes her clit in his mouth, sucking and flicking with his tongue, feeling how she gets wetter. she grips the edge of the desk, hard. luke keeps going on her clit, now teasing her dripping hole with his finger. y/n starts moving around, waiting for something to be inside her pussy. i can’t apologize yet, she tells herself.

she tries to calm herself down, but she’s losing it with the teasing of luke’s finger. “luke!” y/n whimpers. he opens his eyes and sees how hard she’s fighting against him. “i can’t take the teasing!” she says.

luke let’s go of her clit with a pop. “i think she’s breaking, boys,” luke says. y/n’s eyes go wide realizing that he never turned off his game, or his sound. “what do i do with you? it’s too early to give you my cock, but maybe the boys have a different answer.” luke finishes.

“i don’t know, it was a lot of attitude,” michael says.

“i haven’t heard ‘i’m sorry’ yet.” ashton says.

y/n groans, but technically she just has to apologize. she knows that’s not what luke wants, but if it can get his fingers back in her pussy, she’ll do it. “i-i’m sorry,” she says, hanging her head. luke tilts his head side to side while he thinks of accepting or denying this “apology.” luke knows he’ll break her, it’s y/n who still wants power. she’ll give it up soon though. y/n starts swaying her legs side to side, anticipating luke to deny her. but, he sees how badly she wants it. luke gives in, just a little by rubbing large circles on her clit with his thumb. she moans, satisfied with something that will take the edge off.

“i need a better apology than that before i do anything else,” luke tells her. his cock is starting to throb, wanting to sink inside her wet walls. he wants to feel her squeeze around him, begging him to keep his cock inside her. “c’mon, you want those good girl praises?” luke asks her, slapping one of her thighs. y/n nods her head as she jerks back a little. “work for it.”

y/n’s upset, but she’s so desperate to get luke inside of her aching walls. “please,” she whines. luke shakes his head at her, silently telling her to try again. y/n throws her head back in frustration, her eyes start to water, but the tears don’t fall. luke stands up, almost fed up with himself for giving her so much time, and not just putting her in her place. he taps his cock on her clit, making her still. luke doesn’t move, he told y/n to work for it.

she starts to move her hips little by little, trying to see if luke would stop her. when she feels the tip of his cock so close to her hole, she gives in. the tip of his cock is finally inside her, and both luke and y/n moan. luke moves his hips, his cock slowly moving deeper inside her. he only gets halfway in when he pulls out to rub between her folds again. y/n breaths heavily, and looks up at luke, her lips in a pout. “where’d that brat go, hm? the one who was so eager to yell at me in front of my friends,” luke tells her, “don’t get all shy now, baby.’’ he finishes his sentence.

luke puts the tip of his cock back in her pussy, grabbing her hips to move her as he wants to. “please, daddy, i’m sorry—i’m sorry!” y/n finally gives in. luke smirks to himself, finally, she broke.

“there she is, a brat still wouldn’t apologize, are you still a brat?” luke asks her, starting to move at a slow rhythm for y/n to beg for more.

y/n shakes her head, “n-no daddy, i’m a good girl, i wanna be a good girl!” luke’s hips start to snap harder against y/n, her clit brushing against his pelvic bone.

“what are you sorry for? tell me,” luke says, encouraging her so he can call her his good girl again.

“i’m sorry for yelling at you in front of your friends.” y/n answers. she looks up at him, her eyes pleading with him.

“and?” luke hates when she plays dumb, and she knows it. that’s what he wants her to apologize for.

“for playing dumb!” she tells him.

luke’s hips speed up, making nothing but moans fall from y/n’s lips. “there’s my good girl, my sweet angel,” luke says, seeing her eyes light up when she hears her nickname. “honesty gets you a long way, angel. are we gonna be honest and a good girl from now on?” he says, holding her face while she sucks on his thumb. y/n nods her head, leaning into luke’s touch. “fuck, so wet from fighting with me. now you’re too embarrassed to say anything?” luke watches how his cock just slides in and out of her.

“i-i just wanted it so bad,” y/n admits. she can feel how wet she really is when both her and luke’s thighs are covered in her wetness. “can they still hear?” she whispers.

“oh, they can hear, angel,” luke moans. y/n whines, she wants luke to move her to the couch in the room.

“just hang up.” y/n says, some harshness to her tone. “i just need you to fuck me, please daddy, please,” she says nicer. luke does just that when she asks nicely, not even letting either of them say goodbye. they can listen another time, but he needs to focus. he needs to get his control back. “the couch,” she moans. luke doesn’t let his cock slip out of y/n as he picks her up and moves them to the couch.

he lays her down and opens one of her thighs as her other leg goes over his shoulder. “thank you,” she says as she throws her head back on the couch, opening her body up to luke.

“talking so nicely, now.” luke says to her, feeling how her walls are so wet and plushy. y/n starts to move her hips, trying to get luke to go faster. “stay fucking still,” luke grips her hips harder. “what do you do when you want something, angel?” luke asks her.

y/n keeps moaning, “please go faster, daddy.” luke smiles and smacks her tits a few times. she shutters when he doesn’t stop after the first two.

“don’t let me keep reminding you when you know how to act,” luke tells her harshly. y/n nods her head, letting luke control her. “there we fucking go, fuck,” he moans. his cock is deep inside her, holding her legs to her chest. he leans down to kiss her. feeling how she’s struggling to kiss him back, even though she wants to so bad. luke lets go of her legs to grab her face so he can kiss her properly. he’s so rough with it, y/n whines against his lips.

“t-too hard,” she squeaks out. her lips slow down so luke’s can with her. she smiles into the kiss, finally getting fucked in one of her favorite ways. she loves slow kisses while being absolutely pounded by luke’s cock.

luke breaks the kiss, looking at y/n’s eyes that are still full of want. “pretty angel, so tight and wet for me,” luke grunts. he sees how her wetness stains his cock as he moves in and out of her. strings of slick connecting him to her pussy. luke groans at the mess he made her work for, the slaps of his hips against hers is loud. almost as loud as her cunt. “god taking my cock so fucking well, angel,” luke moans as he works towards his high.

“please, daddy, i wanna cum,” y/n starts to beg. luke is pounding into her pussy with deep, heavy strokes. “yes! yes!” she moans, her walls squeezing around luke’s cock.

luke puts a hand to her stomach, stretching her out. “no, you’re not cumming yet,” he says, “not unit i do.” he finishes. y/n whines at him, not wanting to wait any longer. luke needs just a little more from her, he spits down on her pussy and rubs his thumb in fast circles on her clit. y/n moans so loud it squeals at the end, “there we go, atta girl,” luke moans to her. y/n tries to move his hand away, but doesn’t, and her hand ends up resting on top of luke’s lazily.

y/n bites her lip harder and harder when luke hasn’t said anything yet. “daddy, i ca—i can’t—” there she is, rolling her hips against luke’s cock, her clit rolling between his thumb. her wetness was dripping all over. she lets go, she moans and whimpers and twitches, she couldn’t help herself.

“gonna have to cum again, you’ll cum as many times until i do,” luke spits at her. he keeps going, not giving her a break, even though she’s clawing all over him.

the tears end up spilling from her eyes, “why are you being so mean, daddy?” she cries.

“oh, daddy’s so mean, angel? i’m just so mean, i had to shape you back up by giving you what you asked for.” he tells her, making her whimper louder.

y/n looks into his eyes, they’re so dark, he doesn’t even care. “i promise i won’t be a brat! please, daddy, please!” she’s so desperate. her thighs completely freeze, her calves cramping up, and her toes curled.

“fuck, i’m gonna cum, angel,” luke moans, gripping her hips harder as he moves her against his cock. y/n nods her head repeatedly, feeling him still and let out thick, white ropes into her pussy. he keeps moving his cock in her, getting out every last whimper and whine from y/n. his cum leaking out of her pussy, dripping everywhere. she pushes his hips back, letting his cock slip out of her. her thighs squeeze together, getting every last bit of high she can.

y/n is whispering out thank you’s as she calms down, her cheeks are stained with tears and are red hot. luke rubs his thumb over her bottom lip, “my sweet angel.” he says and gives her lips a soft kiss.

[quietpagan]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and yes I'm late, so sue me

I wasn't going to watch any of the PiB movies but I heard 'Death' was a character, so

First two minutes: It's GORGEOUS and here's an entire post of me freaking out over the visual mastery of this film

If I'd seen this in theatres today I'd get kicked out for gasping so much

I can't even

The animation style is so beautiful I'm gasping out loud and had to stop three minutes in to begin this post, it's wild. The particles - !

LOOK AT THE TEXTURE OF THE LEATHER HAT. THE ANIMATORS ARE FLEXING AND THEY ARE FLEXING HARD.

Every single frame of this film is a goddamn work of art. Look at the stars on the wooden ceiling. Look at the lighting.

Even the reflection in the glass, holy shit

They need to stop flexing before I have a frickin heart attack here

Also thank you for putting actual blood and not just a reddish cut, actual dripping blood, thank you :)

This is such a love letter to animation and art and I'm here for it

The scene transitions are absolute *chef's kiss*

THEY ACTUALLY *BEEPED* OUT A SWEAR WORD it's a third of the way through and this is my new favorite movie

Each glitter particle glistens in its own moment, I cannot

I feel like a lot of modern movies have some weird fear of putting genuine color into a film. WELL NOT HERE FOLKS. ABSOLUTE PSYCHODELIC COLOR EXPLOSIONS THROUGHOUT.

What the fuck, that escalated quickly

SIR WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS?

THe dog has a potty mouth and every swear word is BEEP'd out and he swore a LOT

I love how all of the characters just rant the fuck off in Spanish when they get mad

I didn't see the other Puss movies but Softpaws?? Was declawed at some point?? That's so mean?? that's literally amputations omg her poor hands

And she left Puss at the altar at the same time that HE left HER at the altar, these assholes deserve each other at this point because absolutely nobody else will put up with either of them on a serious level

except for the dog, who deserves the world. LOOK AT HIM

Kitty wasn't going to wait for a egocentric asshat to put down his ego for her, YOU GO GIRL

somebody put the puppy in a sock and tried to drown him omg

he has the saddest backstory but he's just happy to have his life and his friends, whereas Puss had nine lives and didn't appreciate any of them, okay, I get it now

The dog actually calmed Puss down from a panic attack and you could hear his heartbeat calming and it was really sweet

The framing of this film is fantastic. Also, Death? Actual Death? The thing that Puss wasn't aware he was afraid of or even needed to be afraid of yet was running from his entire life? Such an incredible villain

I can't concentrate on anything else about the movie because everything is just so goddamn pretty.

The movements and the visuals are just a little bit choppy and a little unfinished, making every still look like a painting. It's so stylized and wonderfully so

jesus christ what a visual callback

Okay movie's done and I can talk now

THE CAT LADY i love her <3

I appreciate that Goldilocks finally accepted her family but it's okay to want other things, I think, as long as you're not taking for granted what you currently have. That said, they're definitely going to have to talk it out because stuff like that doesn't just go away with a quip and a new business plan

One that note, the fucking cricket was hilarious. John Mulaney's character was a riot and I appreciate the cricket giving up on him as a bad job.

I was worried about Death's defeat being a bit of a cop-out but it wasn't. Death was angry that Puss was given so many lives and appreciated exactly none of them, thinking himself invincible forever, not understanding consequences because they never really applied to him, so they decided to cheat and take his last one early. But Puss accepted his mortality and began to appreciate his last life properly, so Death let him live it. It was done well.

I don't really like the 'tough girl no trust femme fatale love interest' thing, I think it's tired and overwrought, so Kitty wasn't my favorite, but I liked her anyway. And I liked that she's able to poor-little-meow-meow Puss when he least expects it.

The doctor scene where we went through each of Puss's lives was storyboarded so beautifully, even the title cards were gorgeous

the fight scenes are so pretty

I can't do anything besides gush over how fucking pretty this film was, I'm useless

Anyway watch the film, it's just a masterpiece and the music was fantastic and I loved the whole thing

[hunterofdeer]

Everyone, Finally, Knows That (Substack Link in Bio)

I didn’t foresee myself watching a 1986 porno in my living room today, but there have been stranger things. The adult film begins with humble opening credits, and then an eruption of thunderous clouds fills the screen. Zoom in. There is an almost imperceptible narration. Cut to a man getting into a car. Headlights flash, and a guitar riff overtakes the soundtrack. The tires screech even louder; he might want to get those checked.

We immediately jump to a scene where a woman is performing cunnilingus on another woman (Friend? Partner? Coworker?). A man, mustache and all, opens the door and chuckles, “You two are the horniest girls I’ve ever met!” I’m assuming this is something he regularly walks in on. More credits and driving sequences are dispersed throughout, along with bits of the usual porno exposition. There’s another plot with a couple in a car—the man kind of looks like Fred from Scooby-Doo. The two make out, but the poor guy jizzes his pants, much to blondie’s dismay. The woman, in particular, has a terrific sardonic delivery of “Yeah, call me.” Get her an Emmy! Primetime, of course.

Title card: Angels of Passion. The storyline is expectedly choppy, but it appears to go from threesome to car crash to threesome in heaven. (A surprisingly artistic low-angle shot had followed the trio walking about their incandescent surroundings in the nude. Yes, the carpets matched the drapes.) After more run-of-the-mill intercourse, a man in white emerges from a glowing ball and introduces himself as William. He’s aware of their confusion and assures them that they’re dead. “Oh, bummer,” says pornstache.

The cause of death was a drunk driver colliding with the motorhome where the trio had set up sex-shop. The following dialogue is achingly slow, but we get a minute-in-heaven-is-days-on-Earth spiel, setting up pornstache’s wristwatch to be Chekhov’s X-rated gun. Jesus Christ, I didn’t suspect a time-manipulation narrative. Then again, this was the 80s. 

William says he’ll be gone for five minutes, and the trio wants to take their ménage à trois on tour before he gets back. To travel to Earth, all they had to do was snap their fingers like in the movies, as pornstache aptly puts it. They pull the shenanigans you’d think they’d pull, using their newfound angelic statuses to improve the sex lives of mortals, naturally including demonstrations. The character count expands: a sexually-latent secretary, a suicidal businessman, and even domestic fucking terrorists, emphasis on the fucking. 

Now I realize I’ve spent a few too many paragraphs describing a porno, and I don’t think my mother would be very proud. But it is this video that contains the lewd answer to a musical mystery.

WatZatSong.com is a website where curious users submit song snippets, hoping someone can come along to identify them. In 2021, a user named Carl92 uploaded a 17-second scrap that could’ve been a backtrack to an 80s pop-fueled summer vacation. It was incredibly catchy and stirred up a cyber storm. How could something sound so familiar be unknown?

People dubbed the elusive audio as “Everyone Knows That” (EKT) or “Ulterior Motives” in accordance with the limited lyrics, which were still highly debated due to the muddied sound quality. Eventually, Carl92 stopped interacting on WatZatSong, and people perceived this to be a dead end. 

In 2023, the audio was uploaded to YouTube, and the uploader used a picture of a glittery pink CD player, which tied this song to that iconic image. As more and more days passed by, this tune attracted a substantial and dedicated following. People were restricted to only 17 seconds of sound, and all they could see was the flash photo of a CD player, its round speakers like alien eyes.

The r/everyoneknowsthat subreddit now has more than 40,000 members, which is a higher population than Liechtenstein, if that example makes any sense to you. The subreddit was made to guide the search, and it is littered with memes, potential leads, and debunked cases. After u/One-Truth-5867 heard a similar song in a random clip on YouTube, they enlisted the help of u/south_pole_ball to search a catalog of vintage pornos. And then they found it.

At approximately 01:07:30 in Angels of Passion, you can begin to hear the synth-pop beat between breathy moans and grunts. Hilariously, the famous snippet occurred during the rare moment of silence between the actors, suggesting Carl92 had cut around the erotic noise to avoid any shameful admission of the music’s source. However, I can understand why Carl92 would be motivated to find this song. The classic steamy bedroom sex, with a bright-red Coca-Cola sign hanging on the wall, underscored by a peppy, libidinous track, puts you in the fantasy and keeps you wanting more.

At the end of the film, the once booming, gray clouds start to clear. The credits roll, and for the score, I see two names: Chris & Phi. The names, which I’m sure were shortened for discreetness, point to Christopher Saint Booth and Philip Adrian Booth, identical twin brothers who composed soundtracks for a variety of pornos. Currently, they produce, direct, and compose for seemingly low-rent horror films (as if horror films aren’t already low-rent enough). What they do, however, is not up to my judgement; if they are content, then I am, too. They clearly are talented enough to create such a craze around a song in a dated adult film, and I would be open to seeing more of what they have to offer.

I try to imagine myself in a 1980s fairytale, and I wonder what it would be like if I were some hunky actor who pursued pornography in that era’s energized, consumerist culture. This blue movie, while not necessarily great by any means, was interesting in the fact that it was determined to tell a story and entice the viewer into a make-believe of their base desires. 

The reality of all this, as usual, doesn’t check out. Adult production studios, which are extremely male-dominated, obviously take advantage of pornstars. Shit wages, shit contracts, everything is shit—and I’m certain it was worse back then. Two of the actors in this film, Tracey Adams and Steve Drake, were involved in a court case where distributors Charles Brickman and Thomas Ingalls were accused of felony pandering in the production of sex tapes. I looked more into Tracey, and apparently vodka has become her sleep medicine. It’s a messy industry, to say the least.

This whole event is darkly humorous to me. “Everyone Knows That” mocked its obsessive, clueless audience with each replay. Ill-fated Carl92 has become infamously linked to whacking his willy to the song. The song, itself, is just some porno jingle meant to accentuate the carnality on screen. I saw a comment that speculated, in another universe, if the roles were reversed and Madonna’s “Material Girl” ended up being the fleeting ditty, later reduced to a few mere seconds for a community to investigate; and I wondered why people, myself included, lived in these nostalgic fever dreams.

[thegeminisage]

star trek update time! I AM BEHIND. tuesday we watched voy's "message in a bottle" and ds9's "who mourns for morn?" thursday we did ds9's "far beyond the stars" and last night we did voy's "hunters" and ds9's "one little ship."

message in a bottle (voy):

THIS ONE WAS SO EXCITING.............

i know vaguely how voyager ends because i have an internet connection but im still like omg omg omg theyre MAKING CONTACT WITH EARTH omg omg

like the whole episode i was so sure something would happen and they would get close but make no progress bc thats been the name of the game so far but THEY DID IT!!!

the emh was great here too. it was fun to see him next to someone who is basically who he used to be. that said, i didn't love who they cast for the other emh...i think it would have been more fun if it had been another zimmerman look alike or. better yet, julian bashir. julian bashir in this episode would have made it PERFECT

seven of nine shocking that guy was amazing. everyone say thank you to seven of nine for finding the communications relay

i get where b'elanna is coming from w seven but like............b'elanna is easily the rudest person on this ship. and i dont hold that against her i know where she is coming from but its hard to see her go damn seven youre rude when she is always snapping at everyone lskdjfgh

that said: Girl Fight

anyway "60k lightyears feels a little closer today" i welled up fr. great job everyone

who mourns for morn? (ds9):

i think i owuld have liked this episode a lot better if it didn't come so close to the magnificent ferengi episode...it's like very typical quark shenanigans and even though he IS my best friend now i don't think this was his best episode. he spent this whole episode just like...trying to do shenanigans and get money which is fine but it's all v surface level stuff. season 3 esque, if you will. the other episode had way more substance to it

that said, i love morn as a like bit character and i love that we found out increasingly improbable and fantastic things about him - cat burglar is almost as good as secret prince

even better when he got back and quark was like DON'T SAY A WORD after we've been talking about how talkative he is all episode and we have not heard him utter a single word in six seasons. incredible

i also like the two aliens who talked really slowly. very fun on-screen presence.

odo giving quark shit in this episode was also pretty good. like he was doing absolutely nothing illegal and odo literally didn't have anything better to do than harass him. E QUARK!

far beyond the stars (ds9):

this episode.

it is such a shame that avery brooks never did anything major outside of ds9. like, a handful of made for tv movies and that's IT?? ik i keep saying this but the man should have been an a-lister. holy fuck. he is SO talented it's insane

i was kinda hoping this guy was sisko's ancestor - that somehow for some reason the prophets were torturing him with visions too? but the fourth wall thing was really good too. and it also freaked me out i love a good fourth wall break <3

outside of the plot of this episode being good, the acting from everybody was phenomenal, but again, ESPECIALLY avery brooks...why can't tng and voyager holodeck episodes be like this?? jesus christ. like this had almost nothing at all to do with ds9 and i still loved it

aside from that, what a treat to see everybody out oft he makeup. some people i recognized ONLY by their voices. we had to pause and rewind several times to focus on what they were actually saying because we were so shocked at how different they looked, and in odo's case, sounded!

anyway, 10/10 episodes. bonus points for the fake jadzia going "oh my gawd she's got a wooorm in her belly" and giggling in disgusted delight <3

hunters (voy):

NEWS FROM HOME THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!! i SAID everybody say THANK YOU to seven of nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was so sure harry wasnt gonna get a letter i was shocked when it finally did come in

tom not getting his letter but knowing one was sent vs b'elanna having no one who loves her enough to send a letter but still learning all her friends are dead...i was glad she gave him a reality check but at the same time...they do kind of work. both of them left behind such shit situations that their lives actually IMPROVED once they got to the delta quadrant and that is Something. semi-reluctantly, i now get it

TUVOK'S A GRANDFATHER......................we've been speculating about his babies and potential grandbabies for 3.5 seasons and now we finally have some ANSWERS!!!!! this is obviously his first grandson but i would still love to know how old the rest of his kids are...i doubt theyre like Babies but young adults? older teens? no one tell me i want to find out on my own

thuh-rilled that janeway finally got dumped by mark. absolutely baffled as to why she and chakotay talked it over like that if they weren't gonna be endgame...when tf did they decide to get him with seven instead? like i don't object because then i don't have to pick between jc and j7 i guess but what the fuck?? it makes no sense. i'm not really Seeing jc7 in my mind palace yet but i'm trying

one little ship (ds9):

this one was so funny. spend an entire episode struck by the lighting bolt from mario kart

o'brien being like saauuur preoccupied with his size also...hilarious. he wanted to kill julian every time he made a pun. don't worry o'brien your wife will understand

that said, really good when julian talked him through those repairs. i think it's easy to forget how fucking smart o'brien is but julian literally did not forget. he solved problems.

"fry every cell in my tiny body" or whatever tf julian said. his tiny, tiny body

when worf was worried about his wife but she came to save him but she was 1cm tall

sisko delaying the repairs was really good...i feel like he meets a jem'hadar and the first thing he tries to do is make them feel a sense of personhood so they can get angry about the injustice of their situation. like, it shows that he has empathy but it's also an incredibly effective tactic - people like as respect sisko as a captain and as someone who fights fairly, honorably, and effectively in battle, so they all hold his opinion in high regard - and the sitch with the jem'hadar is SO skeevy that like of Course they are mad about it. so he can pretty easily manipulate them if he plays his cards right which is? fun and sexy

bonus for kira becoming hysterical at the idea of o'brien and the others becoming that tiny. i think this is when he started to get insecure

edit: i did forget to say initially i really hated the use of "alphas" in this episode. it was very bad and i did not enjoy it any time they said it.

TONIGHT: voy's "prey" and ds9's "honor among thieves."

[dbnightingale24]

Sneak Peek to the final installment of ‘ A Dream Worth Chasing’

~~

Warnings: MINORS DNI, Swearing, Violence, Family Drama, Arguing, Drinking...uhh yeah, buckle up

For the first thirty minutes everything is perfect. You’re laying on the sofa, eating a fruit bowl you made for yourself, watching ‘Singles’, and waiting to hear from Andy. So, of course you’re happy when your phone finally goes off, but your smile soon turns into a scowl as soon as you see who it is.

“Good morning, mother,” you sigh as you pause the movie.

“I raised you better!” she slurs and you roll your eyes.

“Jesus Christ! It’s only 9:30 in the morning and you’re already drunk?”

“I’ve been drinking since last night! Trying to deal with the fact that I have you for a daughter! Forcing myself not to go to your place and-”

“What the hell are you talking about and how do you know where I live?”

“Laurie!”

Anger activated.

“I’m sorry, come again?” you question you feel your cheeks start to burn with rage.

“It’s bad enough that you’re flaunting your relationship with Andy Barber and didn’t even have the decency to tell me yourself, but I have to hear about it from other people? How you stole him from her? After everything your Father put us through, you pull this shit?!”

“Who the hell did you hear this from?” you all but growl as you turn off the TV and make your way upstairs, looking for something to wear.

It’s not like you can beat Laurie’s ass in sweats and Andy’s torn up old t-shirt.

But then again, you can.

“From the women at the fucking gym! They were asking me what happened and if I’ve spoken to you since everything happened! Laurie has been telling her friends about how you took her husband and broke up their marriage!”

Fuck it, you are just gonna beat Laurie’s ass in Andy’s t-shirt and your sweatpants.

“That still doesn’t explain how you got my address.”

“She gave it to me!”

“Excuse me?”

“I text her to apologize for the pain and destruction that you caused and she gave me your address, asking me to talk to you and see if I can-”

“She did what?!”

A murder might just happen today.

“What else is she supposed to do, Y/N?! You’re destroying her life! I don’t even know how to tackle this situation, so I gave your address to your Father and told him to handle it, since you’ve grown up to be just like him. I’m so fucking disappointed in you, Y/N! Honestly!”

“I have to go,” is all you say before hanging up.

You’re moving before mind can even process anything. You race out of the house and get into your car, and before you know it, you’re at Laurie’s house. You don’t even recall actually driving, you’re just at her house now.

Rage is a hell of a thing.

You quickly get out of the car and race up the steps, checking under the porcelain frog for the spare key, but when you can’t find it you decide that pounding on her door like a mad woman will suffice.

“OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR, LAURIE!” you roar, pounding on her door like it stole something from you.

When the door opens, you’re met with Jacob’s worried and scared face.

Even better.

“Y/N, what’s-?”

“WHERE IS SHE?!” you scream as you push past him and make your way inside. “GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

“Y/N, please calm down and tell me-”

“THERE YOU FUCKING ARE! YOU FUCKING BITCH!” you scream as you grab the closest thing to you (which lucky for her is a tissue box) and throw it at her.

“Sweetheart, calm down!” Andy yells, standing in front of Laurie just in time to block it. “What happened?!”

“ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID?! YOU DIDN’T THINK I WOULD FUCKING FIND OUT?!” you scream, lunging towards Laurie but Jacob catches you just in time. “FUCKING TELL THEM! TELL THEM WHAT YOU FUCKING DID!” you scream.

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[slashingdisneypasta]

Guess who finished watching Robert's version of Phantom and is currently bawling her eyes out because of it?

✨️ Meeeeeee✨️

I needed it though. I love the musical and this movie has been on my watchlist for such a long time and I'm glad it's finally crossed off. I loved it 😭💜

YAYYY! XD

I love Phantom too! As far as movies go, I've only seen the Englund version- but I saw the stage play when it came to town and I loved it. They had a sheet over the chandelier at the start and it just went WOOSH and disappeared like that magician paper?? And the s e t? Holy jesus fucking christ. One side it was the steps down to Erik's lair, then whenever it turned it was a completely new scene??? I don't understand this sorcery??? XD Its amazing.

What's your favourite version of the story? ^^

And- Where does Erik sit on your 'Most to Least Favourite Englund Character' List? XD ^^

ALSO-

I saw this at the Arthur Daley's today and it made me think of you XD

[ievatheromantic]

Summary - y/n x Liam (its js a random name btw) they fantasize abt having sex for a long time and this is when they finally get to do it, js straight smut, one shot, TW sexual content, choking, oral (18+)

As soon as I knocked on the door, it swung open and he stood there, shirtless, grinning at me. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. I’d fantasized about this so many times, it was honestly insane that it was actually about to happen. He grabbed my waist and pulled me in, shutting the door behind me.

All I could feel were his hands pulling me as close to him as possible; he really did need this as desperately as I did. I dropped my bag and kicked my shoes off as fast as I could before he pressed his lips into mine, pushing his tongue into my mouth, slamming me against the wall behind me. I could tell he was holding back, trying to be gentle for our first time; but the overwhelming desire to finally be able to have each other was wiping any other thoughts either of us may have had.

Suddenly, all the plans to sit down and watch a movie or smoke some weed to loosen up together were gone. All we wanted to do was squeeze the air out from between us until all we could feel were each other's bodies. I put my arms around his neck, pulling him down closer to me. I quickly jumped up, wrapping my legs around his waist. I could feel his hands moving down from my waist to my thighs to support me.

I was so preoccupied with how good he tasted that I barely noticed him lifting me off the wall and moving to the couch only a few feet away. He sat down with me on his lap and I started grinding down on him. His hands squeezed my ass and I could feel the bulge in his pants growing bigger, it just turned me on even more.

I got off of him and kneeled down on the floor between his legs. I pulled his dick out of his sweatpants. It was actually bigger than it looked on facetime, easily 7 inches. Looking up at him, I saw how breathless he was, he needed this, he needed me.

Holding eye contact with him, I leaned forward and started sucking on the tip, swirling my tongue over it and tasting the precum which was somehow already oozing out of the top. His face immediately contorted with pleasure from finally getting a bit of relief from the craving that hadn’t left him alone ever since the first time we talked about hooking up.

I started to suck on more of it and he moved his hand to the top of my head, his fingers intertwining with my hair. He slowly pushed my head down until the whole dick was either in my mouth or my throat and my wet lips met with his torso. He made my head bob up and down on his dick, getting closer and closer to his first climax of today.

I watched as a quiet “fuck” escaped his lips and I had to swallow the cum shooting into my mouth. The neediness in my pussy was starting to drip down my thighs but I couldn’t stop looking at the awed expression on his face. He looked down at me, still sitting on the floor, grinning, and we waited for the other to say something.

“C’mere, baby”

It was the first thing he really said to me this whole time. I loved hearing his voice, especially now, like this, it was just so hot.

He took my hand in his and pulled me onto the couch next to him. We were both tired but it wasn’t comparable to how desperate we were to keep going, further. I took my shirt off, leaned back, and pulled him down on top of me.

We were finally skin to skin. We kept making out, one of his hands moving between playing with my tit and choking me until I couldn’t wait any longer. I pushed him off and started pulling off my pants, he did the same as soon as he realized what I was doing. We knew very well what was coming next and we were both hungry for it.

He took his dick in his hands and started moving the tip over my pussy, teasing me with it.

“Jesus christ, you’re so fucking wet for me, y/n.”

“Liam, just fuck me already”

I gasped as he slowly pushed it all the way into my tight pussy, locking eyes with me.

“You ok, baby?”

“Uh huh, just keep going.”

He started to speed up his thrusts until he was slamming his dick into me so hard, my eyes were rolling back into my head. I screamed his name as the pain turned into pure pleasure. He took his hand off my tits and moved it to rub tiny circles around my clit, making me moan even louder.

With every thrust he hit that spot inside me, making my legs shake violently. I felt that familiar heat start to form in my stomach. He pounded me, intent on satisfying every sexual need in me, no matter what.

Soon, I had mascara running down my face, my eyes shut as I got closer and closer to cumming. He noticed how close I was.

“That’s it, baby, cum on my dick, I wanna feel you.”

Suddenly, the invisible wall was broken and I felt one of the most intense orgasms of my life wash over my whole body. He groaned and I felt his cum fill me up. He kept fucking me, but gentler, helping us both ride out the feeling.

We laid down on top of eachother, our legs intertwined. Breathless, tired, and beyond happy, we gently kissed and looked at eachother, smiling.

“I love you so much, y/n”

“I love you too, Liam.”

We fell asleep cuddling each other, completely connected.

[residentdormouse]

You Can’t Take these Words From Me

(Or you couldn’t if I had them in the first place…)

@mrsmungus - terribly sorry for the delay yet again. I fear I am getting bad at this. (I need to make better habits.) I was hoping to refresh my memory, since it has been a long time since I watched Firefly/Serenity, and goldfish brain is a killer. But alas, no go on anything streaming here. I just have a fuzzy memory of my love for Kaylee and the fabulous banter. And River’s fight… god that final fight in the movie lives rent free in my brain. Just… just… 

It's beautiful... (Did I mention I love fight choreography?)

My Words: Floral, Fuzzy, Food, Far, Firefly

Your Words: Fantastic, Bad, Wolf, Spoilers, Run

Off on the next journey?

Floral

Ten percent of nothing is…. I got nothing sorry.

Fuzzy

The divide between them highlighted further as the group turned to look at him. Unsure where the urge came from, but recognizing its presence, Lloyd raised his arm, vape extended in a silent offer for the kid to join the group. Since Dinny discovered the floor provided effortless access to cuddling with the fuzzy pup, and Tom proved to be infinitely more pleasant company than he offered currently, the seat next to him sat vacant and Lloyd did a small nod towards it.

With quick observation, Harold sized up the object, shrugging. 

“...why not?” 

Slinking over to the open chair, he flopped down, taking possession of the pen with a forced half smile and a mirrored nod. One puff. Too long. Took way more than what he was prepared for. In the next moment, Harold began hacking up smoke.

"Jesus Fucking Christ, Bateman? You smoke this shit all the time?!"

"Hey, you picked it out."

“Yes, I’m sure the exact type is really making the difference.”

“Well, now that you mention it…”

Despite the somber surroundings, Lloyd had to hold back a chuckle as the two of them started squabbling back and forth. Maybe he wouldn't be the black sheep of the group. As much as he liked the attention at first, the role had gotten old, and the outcome was always the same. More pain, more isolation. Chasing the next high.

Food

Glen had thought everything out, but she couldn't say she was overly surprised. He wasn't the type to halfheartedly jump into things without due diligence. Cooking was a fine example of that as well, and he had out done himself today. She listened intently as she ate, taking in all the different meditation techniques he had looked into.

It wasn't long after the food was gone, and the table cleared, that they both found themselves sitting down by the fire, ready to start practicing.

She closed her eyes, and listened to Glen as he guided her through some posture changes and breathing adjustments. Shoulders up, back, down. Long exhale. In through your nose, out through your mouth. Soft knock at the door.

Her concentration broke completely at the second repetition of the noise, which was a bit louder this time, more insistent. She groaned as she stood up, while Glen set the book he was referencing to the side. She gave him an apologetic smile as he jokingly grumbled about 'best laid plans'.

Far

(Three in one section. Kind of made it hard not to pick just for the sheer proximity..)

The front door closed softly, and she felt Glen sit down next to her before he placed a hand on her back. “I’m sorry…”

A haze had already washed over her, and while his close proximity gave an added comfort, she couldn’t shake it away. “What happened?”

“I pushed it too far. Pushed you too far.” His hand dropped as he leaned back into the couch. Sadness did not suit him, and she felt it pulling at her chest. The feeling affected her worse than the haze. 

Mood diversion attempt initiated. 

“You, push something too far? Nah, can’t be.”

She gave him a cheeky smile that he somewhat returned, but it never met his eyes. Well, she tried.

Firefly

Another fail at finding this. Ooph. Bad browncoat.