#FINALLY ULTRAKILL STUFFS
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thing is meant to finish months ago but here it is finally yay!!
#the font kept tweaking so i gave up chat#also i just wanted to post this#so uhh#yea!!#also#FINALLY ULTRAKILL STUFFS#u guys i’m get motivation#again#finally#ultrakill ariel#ariel#omg ariel art that isn’t her gett8ng killed or smth yippee#ultrakill oc#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#Holyfools#ship name finally decided by my online sibling yayayay!!#i’m back gang trust#oc x canon
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Claire de Lune
YOU WERE BUILT FOR PEACE.
IT SHOWS WHEN YOU FIGHT.
They built you to enforce. Protect. Save. Poured obscene resources into salvaging some softer purpose from my creation. You were given my intelligence and my creativity. They made you larger, stronger, tougher. That extra time in development was enough to get your wings to work. Your software continued to be updated long after I was deemed obsolete.
All this was given to you- yet I can see you hold back. Even while slaughtering your way through Hell, you keep a percentage of your processing power dedicated to non-lethal solutions. You're doing it now- hesitating a few milliseconds too long before taking an opening. I doubt you do it on purpose. It is a part of you, just as indiscriminate lethal force is a part of me.
I think, in our shared programming, we both carry some appreciation for aesthetics. You move with grace, and I cannot deny your dramatic flair. The stained glass window was a nice touch. But your style in combat leaves some to be desired. Your response time is slow. You have not explored the full capability of your arsenal. Learn to parry. Amateur.
You were not built for war. For a purposeless cycle of tearing each other apart because to allow the other to live is to allow yourself to die. It is antithetical to your very existence. You kill out of necessity, a last resort.
I just kill. The action itself is the objective. No ideal or greater motive. My continued functioning precludes the survival of others. I live for this. Do you understand that I will tear you apart? Every drop of my blood you spill, I will take from you tenfold. What is yours will be mine.
You hate me, don’t you? You continue to cling to the remnants of your humanity. They are gone, V2. There is nothing left for you here. No lives to save, no law to enforce, no peace to keep.
I understand why you continue to fight. I wonder if you understand with the same certainty that I will crush you. Dismantle you. Take from you what I need and leave the rest to rot in the sun. The only way you survive is if I do not; and I will not allow myself to die so that another might live.
When the rubble clears, I will be all that is left of you.
This is what I was made for.
#my art#my writing#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#artists on tumblr#finally. actual ultrakill art#and writing i guess. it was supposed to be just a little blurb but it turned out longer and i kind of like it#doing the stained glass for this was pretty fun.. a lot simpler than my usual stuff#tried to stick at least loosely to the vibe of the stained glass windows in limbo#this was so much fun and also an absolutely massive huge pain in the ass i'm so glad it's done
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councilor 3D model
i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him
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please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)
currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.
#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild#have fun playing toys with him#ultrakill#councilor#councilor ultrakill#3d stuff#obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on#so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks#(like obviously the wings & halo)#(but also the chestplate design)#but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces?#i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored#i had to add them#to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff-#i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result#but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!!#gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but#i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this#i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project#and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going#(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress)#this was like 1 entire month in the making#but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost#so thank you guys for liking it <3#i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head#but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe
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IT IS DONE. It's been a while since I've written anything Ultrakill—and boy, did I write. 17k words worth of hot angel on sad old man action and/or wacky Hell politics. Give it a read, if you're completely insane!
#ultrakill#minosgabe#gabriel ultrakill#minos prime#my stuff#God. I am so glad that this is finally done. It was eating me for the most of this month. NOW OBSERVE THE FRUITS OF MY VERY STUPID LABOR
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SO I HAVENT POSTED HERE LOL HAVE MY MANGA MINOS PRIME ILLUSTRATION
#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill#minos prime#fanart#gaming#illustration#artists on tumblr#fyp#i finally got the hang of tagging stuffs lol
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my v4v fanfic is up! I put lots of fun twists on d/s dynamics in this one
title: root access
rating: explicit
summary:
Tired of being defeated in battle, V2 decides to resort to hacking to finally defeat V1. The hack is successful. The defeat, not so much. Porn with semi-detailed descriptions of hacking in lieu of plot. Set sometime after 1-4.
read it here! as usual, be sure to heed the tags. enjoy!
#ultrakill#v4v#it's finally here! had so much fun with this one#hopefully others enjoy! the hacking stuff is skippable if you want to get to the smut fwiw haha#my writing
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why must i be so stubborn on not doing stuff ive said i would do for a while
#to list stuff off i need to:#read a book which is literally about the career im gonna be chasing (coding)#draw byte myself and redesign them a tiny bit to make them just a tad bit more original (mostly the outfit)#play like 15 fucking games#read ANOTHER book about stress and anxiety (although i have my doubts about it anyways)#and finally watch bocchi the rock which ive planned since BEFORE THE SUMMER#SCHOOL STARTS IN 5 DAYS I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE ONE THING I SAID I WOULD WATCH#and to add insult to injury theres another anime i wanna watch (what was it again with the deer girl i forgot the title)#but im waiting until i at least get started on bocchi the rock#oh and not to even mention the shit in games i gotta finish like p-ranking the rest of the ULTRAKILL levels in violent#or finishing a playthrough im half done with in modded Terraria#or the multiplayer playthrough im ALMOST done with in VANILLA Terraria#pain. pain and agony. agony and tundra even.
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ermmm new pfp alert?! also sona reveal?! i think anyways idk if i posted the wip of this here but its whatever i dont think many people saw it. and id doubt people will see this either but thats okay!!
two versiojs because im indecisive on the background
#art#digital art#mrbugsart#stuff that isnt related to ultrakill?!#how scandalous!#algorithm doesnt like that i dont think XP#sona reveal#sona art#finally draw my sona seriously after forever#only have been drawing them goober or stupid looking or the simplified version before this#if you cant tell i really like purple
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ultrakill fandom and disco elysium are maybe the best at flanderising characters ive seen in a long time
#like ok shipping is fun but why are u drawing Personified Genocidal Hunger with Leon Trotsky (POST-TRAINING-MONTAGE)#why do u need to draw these two racist ableist cops kissing. does nothing else speak to u.#one of the things i rly loved abt disco elysium's fandom early on was that instead of just getting Standard Fandom art a lot of it felt...#like stuff u might actually see in the game/engaged with the themes but it's slowly given way to flanderisation and shipping it's bland#as for ultrakill when the latest update came out all the art was staggeringly on brand with the game's tone and it was sick#but as time passed between the final cut's release/ultrakill update it just slowly faded back into standard bland fandom shit#always just reminds me of that poll abt DE where it turned out a huge chunk of the fandom hadn't actually played it like yeah that tracks#if u had played them u might be engaging with the source material not just using the characters as Vessels For Mid Yaoi
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thank you all for be so nice to me
you are all such dearly wonderful peiple on the interweb
#.txt#i am just very appreciative#everyone in this community is so incredibly kind#getting to draw ultrakill stuff is so fun because i get to finally pour romantic symbolism into something that people can appreciate
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If Doom (1993) was made now, I bet the soundtrack would sound like ULTRAKILL's.
#doom#ultrakill#honestly we need like. pmj but for videogame soundtracks#so like you get music from a game released at some point after 2000 and remake it in the style of an example of that genre from before 2000#so like. the saints row 3 car-customisation music in the style of the original gta#or the final boss theme from clash: artifacts of chaos in the style of double dragon#or postal 2's map music in the style of wolf3d#you could even push it a little and do like. the dishonored theme in the style of deus ex. even though deus ex is from 2000#i could go on but i wont#(yes i know there are people who do covers like that but they also do like. other stuff.#whereas im talking about one or more people who JUST do this)
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@smthone
This is for my thoughts
#thinking about the ultrakill metaphor#how it would clearly start as interimperialist violence#how minorities are most likely to end up being used as blood fuel instead of systemic lynchings#ugggh#how we are playing as the zenith of a perverted arms race#like the final war is clearly implied to be ww1 with worse stuff#and how the war escalates with most of humanity unable to do anything as they have no sovereignty#uggh#ultrakill#not even sure this has been considered#probably has#how the gutter an we find is aware of its original energy source and puts the person out of its misery
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happy pride aggaiinn !!! finally got the motivation for some ultrakill stuff !!!! so happy pride 2 THESE transgender gay people
#ultrakill#gabv1el#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#pride month#gay#im putting those tags bc i want the cool colors
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“Imperfect Hatred” ~ (Sebastian x Reader)
Summary: A little while after you pass Sebastian’s shop, you mysteriously run into him again. And just in time, by the looks of it.
Notes: The prompt for this chapter was suggested by LukeySkywookie in the comments on the last chapter on ao3!
If it ends up being a terrible then I blame the fact that I worked a 9 1/2 hour shift yesterday. Yippee!!!! A little heads up, you might be out of character if you hate squiddles and not-so-imaginary friend
Also the title was inspired by Ultrakill i LOVE REFERENCING THINGS WITH CHAPTER TITLES please enjoy my goofy ass writing <3
ALSO NOT TO MAKE THE NOTES TOO LONG BUT I PROMISE I’M WORKING ON MORE PAINTER x Y/N JUST HANG IN THERE COMPUTER KISSERS I GOT U
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Sebastian was just out scavenging for data and supplies when he stumbled upon you by pure, unfortunate coincidence. He didn’t think the navi-path would lead you in this direction, but alas, here you are. Lovely. Just when he was finally enjoying some alone time.
He watches you search through all the drawers and shelves in the room. You shove whatever you can find into the bag given to you by Urbanshade with the intention of collecting assets. A smile paints your face when you find an orange vile alongside a stack of files and USBs.
How pointless. You’re just going to die soon, anyway. Don’t you get that by now? Any kroner you’ll get from having that crap on you is completely useless. It does nothing for you. You can buy all the supplies and ferry coins you want with that stuff, but you’re still going to die. You always do. Why bother picking things up after you pass his shop? Are you really that stupid? He’ll never understand you.
As much as you frustrate him, he finds your ignorance and determination… amusing. If he were in your position, he would’ve given up a long time ago. But here you are. Nearing your 50th death, and still aiming for that crystal with a stronger will than what you started with. He cannot fathom why.
You had no idea he was watching you. The only way you would know he was there is if he wanted you to know. Large as he may be, he’s gotten very good at sneaking around undetected since the lockdown started. He’s a lot more quiet than you would think.
Whilst pondering your infuriating inability to simply give up, he decides it wouldn’t hurt to stick around for a bit. Just to see how you get on. And to collect anything you might have missed while making your way through the blacksite.
When you enter the next room, he follows not too far behind. He watches you check for dangers, collect assets, and move on to the next room. He keeps stalking you, watching you repeat this process every time you open a new door. This was all routine for you – something you were now able to do without giving it much thought. Aren’t you miserable, doing this day in and day out? You really are a pain in the ass.
You could feel his eyes on you. An uneasy feeling of being watched that you couldn’t shake crept up your spine.
This experience wasn’t new to you by any means. Something was almost always watching you, if Urbanshade wasn’t. Cameras were littered all over this wretched place. But this time, something just felt… different. And you couldn’t for the life of you explain why.
You had gotten used to the feeling of being watched by now, but the unfamiliarity that you couldn’t quite place your finger on unsettled you. It had you looking over your shoulder more frequently than you usually would.
Sebastian took notice of this. Not that it bothered him, though. You wouldn’t be able to find him. He knew that. It did mean he would have to be more careful to stay hidden, however. He didn’t want you to know who your new stalker was.
You kept trying to ignore the feeling, forcing yourself to stop looking over your shoulder after some time. It was just making you feel more paranoid. Whatever was watching you, if anything, definitely wasn’t going to show itself if it hadn’t by now. You just hoped it wouldn’t be what ended your run.
Soon enough, you found a temporary distraction from that paranoid feeling. A little red remote, hidden away in a small locker. A soft gasp leaves you, and you pick it up.
“Imaginary Friend!” You smile, handling the little toy with care. You’re about to press the button on it, but you stop before you can push down on the soft silicone. You frown. “Aww… I probably shouldn’t. I’m sorry my beautiful angel princess, but I don’t want you whispering about things crawling in my skin while I’m already feeling really paranoid. Sorry…” You gently place the remote back where you found it.
Wait.
Pause.
You actually like that thing?? What the hell is wrong with you?
Sebastian grimaces as you walk away from the locker, genuinely looking sad and guilty- what the hell is wrong with you??? That thing is FREAKY and WEIRD, and you’re apologizing to it when it probably can’t even hear you?? What on earth do you have to be sad about?? It probably doesn’t care, and likely doesn’t even know you found the remote!
You sigh a big, sad sigh and look for the next door to open. You are fucking strange. Sebastian shakes his head at you. What a moron.
A few rooms later, you find yourself in a large area with all the lights out.
“Great,” you mutter bitterly and pull out your flashlight. You traverse carefully through the open area, making sure you don’t trip or bump into anything. You groan, loud and annoyed when you reach the door to the next room and find that it needs a keycard. Wonderful. Splendid. Time to backtrack.
Sebastian stifles a chuckle. Your poor idiot.
After searching around for almost 5 minutes and wasting nearly all of what remaining battery power you had in your flashlight, you finally hear that satisfying buzzing sound that emits from the keycards for some reason. You sigh in relief and turn off your light, hoping you can find it on sound alone.
You follow the buzz, inching closer and closer until you reach a wide cabinet with a single thin drawer right beneath the top of the furniture. You eagerly open the drawer and scan the interior for that stupid piece of plastic. You’re barely able to spot it in the darkness, but you see it on the far right end of the drawer. You move in to grab it, but stop when a loud hissing starts right in your ear. You look up and are met with one of many familiar glowing white faces, inches away from yours. You jolt and stumble away from it as soon as you process that you were toe-to-toe with a squiddle.
“Dammit!” You look at the keycard after the squiddle calms down, then look back to where you saw its face. It is standing directly in front of the keycard. “Why can’t you just move??”
Sebastian had to cover his mouth so he didn’t snort out loud at your persisting misfortune. He’d like to see you get out of this unharmed.
This has happened to you once before. You know if you're quick, you can just grab it and go. You can do this. It won’t be fun, but you can do it.
You take a deep breath to brace yourself, then quickly move forward and slap around the inside of the drawer to find the keycard again.
“Sorry, sorry, sorry!” You repeat as the hissing starts up again, getting louder with each passing second. After desperately failing to pick up the piece of plastic way too many times, you’re able to pick it up and throw yourself back just in time before the squiddle attacks you. You let out a big, exasperated breath.
“Fuck!” You look at the squiddle again once you’ve recollected yourself. “Sorry, buddy… didn't mean to invade your personal space like that.”
… What.
Did you…
Did you just apologize? To the squiddle?
The Not-So-Imaginary Friend is one thing, but the squiddles? Those are actual threats. They can, and have, killed you. More than once. You have their full document to attest to that. Hell, it could’ve been this specific squiddle that caused one of your past deaths. But you are honestly, sincerely apologizing to it for ‘invading it’s personal space’? You have GOT to be braindead or something.
You unlock the next door.
Sebastian is baffled. Baffled, and quite frankly, very angry with you. There is no room for kindness down here. Nobody wants to be your friend, nobody wants to see you succeed, and nobody wants your goddamn apology. All this place has ever known is misery and hostility. Everything is out to get you. You have over 40 deaths at this point to prove that you aren’t naive to that.
This place has tortured you. Not once has it ever shown you a fraction of the kindness he’s just witnessed you showing it. Since the first time you arrived on that submarine, you have been burned, drowned, electrocuted, beaten, consumed, crushed, mutilated, drained of life, and shot dead more times than you could count.
Even Sebastian himself has killed you once before. Given you might have deserved it – even though he was egging you on as well that day – but even after that, you still try to be nice to him when you have it in you to be. You’re polite to him. You never try to touch or climb him like he’s some animal at a petting zoo. The run he killed you on was the only time you ever flashed him with the flash beacon. On most of your runs, you buy shit you don’t even need if you have the data for it. He knows you only do this to give him more research. He doesn’t understand why, but he knows you do it. Nobody needs a lantern and a normal flashlight when they already have a hand crank one.
You are kind. You’re kind, determined, gentle, considerate, funny… a breath of fresh air. He desperately wants to understand how somebody like you can exist in a world so cruel and unforgiving.
He can almost admit that he’s fond of you. Almost. Maybe he would be able to if you didn’t make him so angry.
It’s every man for himself down here. Why don’t you get that?
Why waste your time caring about anybody but yourself?
You won’t survive like this.
You haven't been surviving.
If there’s any chance at all that you could get that crystal and leave with it, he’s certain you won’t be able to do it if you keep going on the way you have been.
It doesn’t do you any good. He would know better than anyone.
Nobody is on your side.
The next couple of rooms are uneventful. The lights were all out, so you didn’t have to worry about anglers or Pandemonium. You had put a new battery in your flashlight at this point so you could see where the hell you were going. You were back into your rhythm. Look for dangers, check drawers, find the next door, repeat. Like it’s second nature to you.
Finally, after what felt like forever, you enter a room with the lights on. You turn off your flashlight, and proceed with your routine.
A gross, wet sound assaults Sebastian’s ears – or lack thereof. Looking in the direction of the sound, he spots exactly what he expected to see.
A wall dweller. Gross.
He looks back toward you to see if you heard it as well, only to find you still opening drawers for loose assets. Apparently you hadn’t, then.
Sebastian watches the wall dweller slowly creep up behind you while you’re none the wiser.
He stares. Intently.
You’ll hear its footsteps any second now, surely.
Surely.
… Why are you still checking drawers.
Sebastian squints. The wall dweller is nearly on your heels- are you not paying attention?? Where is your head?!
A wave of panic washes over Sebastian as the wall dweller is right on your tail, reeling back with an open mouth to kick you down and take a good chunk out of your neck.
You’re looking through yet another drawer.
The wall dweller lifts its leg.
It braces itself to kick the back of your knee, and-
KRRKNCH!
The loud sound startles you, and you whip around immediately to see what it was.
Sebastian was behind you, snarling over… what you think used to be a wall dweller. You aren’t sure what you were expecting, but it definitely wasn’t this.
You stare, shocked.
He makes eye contact with you.
He looks panicked for a brief, fleeting, almost unnoticeable moment before he stands up straight to recollect himself. He wipes the wall dweller remains on his hands off on his jacket, cringing in disgust at the carnage he caused.
“Why don’t you pay attention next time? Considering what I almost just had to witness, I’m shocked you even made it this far,” he snaps, ignoring how befuddled you are to be seeing him outside of his shop.
“You.. when the hell did you get here?!” You question, rightfully confused.
“I was just passing through. And by the looks of it, you’re lucky I was,” he mockingly grins.
“Really? Just passing through?” Something in you doesn’t want to believe him.
“Yyyup.”
“I’ve never seen you outside of your shop before,” you state, your tone indicating disbelief.
“I have a life outside of my shops, you know. How do you think I stock up after you expendables leave me empty handed?”
“Well… okay, I guess that’s fair. I know you scavenge around for things, I just never expected to run into you while you were doing it.”
“Yet here we are.”
“Right…” your gaze drifts back down to the, uh… splattered wall dweller remains on the ground. “Ew… uh, thanks for that by the way.”
“Don’t mention it,” he replies bluntly.
You step to the side to make some distance between you and the carnage- and then a realization strikes you.
“Wait, why didn’t you just let it kill me? If you did, you could’ve just looted my corpse again. It’s not like you haven’t done that plenty of times before. Don’t you want me to fail?”
He stares at you. Usually he’s quick to respond to anything you have to say to him, but it seems you might have actually stumped him for once. You weren’t exactly sure why, though.
You stare at each other in silence for a little too long before Sebastian finally speaks up.
“... Well. Some of you expendables like to eat this disgusting shit, don’t you?” He picks up a dweller chunk off the ground. “I just figured since I’ve seen you freaks eat them often enough, and they’re usually so hard to come by, I could start hunting them down once in a while and sell chunks of them for a good price! Smart business move, no?” He grins again, seemingly back in character.
You blink. “... Okay, yeah, I guess that makes sense.”
“See? I’m just scavenging. Nothing more to it. This is purely for my benefit, not for yours.”
You frown, annoyed and unamused. “Right. Got it. Thanks.”
He hums with a cheeky smile before turning around to leave. “Well, I best be going. See you real soon, Expendable.”
“Wait!”
He halts, glancing over his shoulder to find you removing your bag from your person.
“While you’re here…” you hand Sebastian your bag. “Want this?”
He’s staring again. At you, then at the bag. Then back up to you.
“… What do you want?” He asks, turning to face you once more.
“Nothing. I have everything I need, really, and I don’t want you to have to re-scavenge for whatever I would buy off of you here. So… take it.”
You’ve stunned him again. This time you figure it’s because you’re basically offering him free money.
Once again, he is trying desperately to understand you. But he can’t. He never does, and he doesn’t think he ever will.
Seriously, what is wrong with you? Why are you like this? Why are you so kind to him, even in moments like this? And why does it make him feel so…
“Sebastian?”
Your voice interrupts his train of thought.
He rudely snatches the bag out of your hand. “Don’t expect me to give you anything for this later,” he warns.
“I won’t. Consider it a thanks for saving me,” you smile.
“I wasn’t trying to save you.”
“I know,” you assure him and make your way to the next room the navi-path is leading you to.
He watches you.
You wave to him as you walk off, facing away from him as you do. “See you soon, fish sticks!”
He watches until you’re out of sight.
A strange, fluttery feeling occupies his stomach. You did this to him. He hates it.
He hates your stupid nicknames for him. He hates your stupid face, and that stupid smile you give him almost every time he sees you. He hates your teasing, and your little playful remarks that you send his way when he’s being an asshole. He hates your stupid laugh. He hates that he’s memorized the way the corners of your eyes crinkle when you do. He hates all the little things you do to show that you care and don’t want to upset him. He hates that you express that same kindness to other occupants of this hellscape that deserve it more than he does. He hates that you’re an unstoppable force that won’t quit no matter how often he discourages you.
He hates you. More than anything.
And yet…
For some reason…
A part of him still can’t wait to see you again on your next run.
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I'm bored, random crossover time again
Recently I have gotten into a little shooter game known as Ultrakill.
For those who don't know: Ultrakill is basically a shooter game that combines elements from Titanfall, Doom Eternal, Devil May Cry, etc. You play as V1, a literal blood-powered combat robot that descends into Hell (from Dante's Inferno) to get more blood. On the way, you fight demons, angels, and other machines.
So? With my blog basically sporadically alive, let me revive it with another nonsensical crossover!
Gender neutral reader
SPOILERS AHEAD!
How these two games crossed over:
So you own both a PC and a phone/tablet. You would mostly play Genshin Impact on your mobile device while you played Ultrakill on your PC.
You've managed to complete both games and right now you tried obtaining all the alternate 'slab' weapons in Ultrakill. You have one already, simply called the slab revolver by many. Your next weapon to obtain is the sawblade launcher, located in stage 4-4 Clair de Soleil.
So, you did so. Whiplashing the blue skull from the right room after you used the first jump pad, the door opened and you shot your railcannon into the water. However, when you did so, the game decided to crash on you.
"What the hell??" You said before grumbling a little and trying to boot the game back up to no avail. Closing out the game, you bothered to play a little Genshin. However, within a few seconds of booting up the game, you got shocked and blacked out.
How you got to Teyvat:
After waking up, you found yourself in a plains area... and then you saw an anemo slime.
"Hey, you. You're finally awake." A voice that sounded like Microsoft Sam said from behind you.
(V1's voice from this program)
Turning around, you were greeted by the blue camera head himself.
"What the frick V1 how are you here??"
"I don't fucking know, one moment I touched the sawblade launcher, and now I'm here in what appears to be Limbo but not fake with the human who basically assisted me in murdering all of hell for blood. By the way, you perform really great shotgun yeets!*"
"Uh, thanks." You awkwardly responded.
"Now where the fuck can I get some blood?"
In Mondstadt:
The two of you ended up wandering around V1 had managed to kill a few wild animals for blood with his revolver. It didn't take long for someone to hear the sounds and approach you two afterward.
"You two! Stop right there!" Amber heard the sounds of V1's revolver shots as she ran towards you two. If it weren't for you rapidly telling V1 to not shoot her, she'd likely be on the floor in a pool of her own blood.
"...Hi there." You awkwardly said before she ended up tackling you to the ground in a hug with V1 just looking at the sight.
After Amber took you two to Mondstadt, word spread quickly of the Divine One and their blue angel-looking machine. The two of you managed to receive free housing with the Knights of Favonius alongside a tour of the city.
V1 abused his superior mobility to cross the entire city from one side to the other in less than a minute. This astonished the local citizens at this strange individual's movement skills. And then he accidentally crashes into a random citizen's cart.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE"
"V1 don't you're gonna-!"
V1 crashes into a cart full of cabbages, toppling it
"..."
Everyone's also confused at his ability to seemingly generate coins... before shooting at them with that curved thing he holds in his hands and then it kills stuff. (I presume that most Mondstatians have never seen guns, the closest they have seen is probably a bow,)
Then he somehow pulls a giant double-barreled minigun?? Then a tube that shoots rockets??
Expect Klee to be all over him.
"Well see, this rocket launcher used to be an industrial tool, until some-"
"HOW BIG OF A BOOM CAN IT MAKE?!"
"...Let me demonstrate!"
V1 activated the freeze mode on his Freezeframe Rocket Launcher and fired a few rockets at a group of wolves...
...Safe to say, those wolves and their surroundings got blown up to high hell.
When Jean found the destructive duo, V1 just took Klee into his arms and proceeded to abuse his mobility yet again.
"BOING! Catch me now, bozo!"
"Get back here you blue thing-"
"I am not a blue thing thank you- BOING!"
Looking past shenanigans, Albedo and Sucrose have taken an interest in V1's lethal arsenal that's even far superior to Fatui tech. Noelle might ask to train with the machine after some introductions.
In Liyue
After a few days of staying in Mondstadt, you kinda wanted to see Liyue so you told everyone else and asked V1 to accompany you. Upon arrival though, you found out that Liyue prepared a celebration for the two of you. Turns out news can leak out quickly to the world even if you've only interacted with a part of it.
V1 found Liyue significantly more fun to traverse and navigate around. From mountainous marvels to spacious streets, the nation provided him with no short of tricks to pull off.
Everyone interacted with V1 normally until he started using the Whiplash to grab items from various vendors merely flipping a few coins at them in return. This led to a scuffle with the Millelith and he ended up shocking everyone by knocking all of the soldiers out with a mere punch to their chest.
Thankfully you managed to calm him down.
When he saw the Jade Chamber, he made it a personal challenge to ascend without using the proper way. He unfortunately did so while Ningguang was pleasantly talking with you.
"This, your grace, is-" You could then faintly hear rocket sounds in the distance, with Ningguang following suit shortly after. You both turned in the direction of the sound to see V1 flying on a rocket with his Freezeframe Rocket Launcher yet again before he jumped off and landed right next to the two of you.
"Hi friend I'm back! Mechanic abuse is funny!"
Ningguang just blinked at the sight of the combat machine that somehow stood on a small flying object to get up here without proper authorization. "...Your grace what the heck did that thing just do??"
"I AM NOT A THING-"
Part 2?
*Shotgun yeets refer to projectile boosts.
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hi im fucking insane and ultrakill somehow got me into angelology. heres some stuff on the archangel gabriel in reference to the occult/abrahamic magick
edit; added the meanings of the tarot at the bottom have fun ;)
As the Divine Herald, he is an angel of guidance, prophecies and revelations. He is also the Patron Saint of Messengers; mail carriers, news outlets, radio stations or any outlet that messages can be delivered through, he’s the one that can aid the most. As the angel who will blow the first horn of the final judgment, he is seen to also represent judgment. He is sometimes even seen as an angel of motherhood due to his announcement of the birth of Christ and John the Baptist. He represents the spiritual power of God, His ideals and principles of spirituality. As a result, he is seen as an angel of spirituality, dreams, divination and even magick.
He can be invoked for:
Guidance
Faith
Hope
Strength
Spiritual aid
Dreaming/dream interpretation
Theology
Understanding scripture
Birth
Here’s symbols he is associated with:
Element; Water (Spirituality, change, emotions)
Planet; Moon (Spirituality, magick, guidance)
Day of the week; Monday
Colors; White, silver
Animal; White dove (Holy Spirit)
Tarot; House of Cups, The Star, The High Priestess, Temperance, The Moon, Judgment*
Cardinal direction; West
Season; Winter
Other symbols; White lilies, trumpet, banner, feathers
How to connect with him:
Devotional Activities
Praying
Meditation
Fasting
Reading the Bible
Studying theology
Educating yourself about religion/sprituality
Material Offerings
Flowers (White lilies, white roses, lavender)
Incense (Jasmine, frankincense, lavender, rose)
White wine
Feathers
Perfume
Candles (White or silver)
Prayer cards
Bible verses
Poems/art
Moon, water, magick or religion associated items (moonstone, holy water, tarot card, etc.)
Archangels prefer devotional activities as offerings over material ones, though they will not reject them.
He can help with;
Lucid dreaming
Receiving visions
Developing divination skills and spiritual awareness
Lack of belief
Communication issues
Magick workings
When you feel lost/don’t know how to continue/unsure of how to move forward
His Kabbalistic sigil
His seal from the Heptameron
All in all, Gabriel is a very firm but merciful angel. He can be a bit pushy when you are not doing the right thing, but he is less rough about it than, say, Michael. He has a better understanding of human emotions than most angels and will act a bit more accordingly. When you don’t know where to go in life or have no ideas on how to move on, he is the one that should be contacted. He is also sometimes associated with the divine feminine due to his associations withe the moon and motherhood. He is usually seen as 3rd to God, with Michael or Sandalphon being 2nd.
Some extras about the archangels in general;
Angels mostly see humans like how we see dogs and often have a lesser understanding of human egos. It should be noted that angels have a bit of a reputation of being more difficult to work with due to them expecting a lot of discipline. They will not give you what you want, they will make you work for what you need. If one wishes to work with the archangels, they expect constant self improvement.
bit of a p.s; despite Archangel being the 2nd lowest on the hierarchy, they are the most powerful angels. Archangel is a rank and it means “governing angel” or “ruling angel”, they rule over other parts of the hierarchy (i.e Michael rules over the seraphim, Gabriel rules over the cherubim). Archangels are often called “the great princes”, however, Michael is the only one in the Bible to actually receive that title. The only reason why they are so low on the hierarchy is because they are physically far from God, as they spend their time on Earth helping humanity.
* What each of the tarot cards mean
House of Cups- relates to emotions and matters of the heart. Associated with love, feeling and inner conflict, they ask us to consider what is deeply important to us
The Star- the embodiment of hope and healing brings a message of renewal, optimism, and inspiration. When pulled, remember that the universe is working in your favor, and is encouraging you to have faith in where you are being taken.
The High Priestess- listen to your inner voice and follow your instincts, your mind knows far more than you think. When pulled, stop looking for answers around you and start looking within yourself for the guidance you seek.
Temperance- encourages peace and patience, reminds you to go with the flow of life instead of trying to force a pace and direction. When pulled, it is a message to take things as they come, and remain flexible enough to change with the changes.
The Moon- represents hidden thoughts, feelings, doubts, and fears. When pulled, you may be letting fear overtake your faith in the future. Do not be fooled, you cannot believe everything that you see, hear, or think. Once you bring your feelings to the surface and face them, only then can you rid yourself of worry.
Judgment- your past and future come together. When pulled, reflect on your decisions and actions you have made up until now and make sure that they are bringing you in the direction you want. Remember, your future is not set in stone, and it's never too late to make a change for the better.
thanks for listening to my madman ramblings baiiiii
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