#F*ck u with a CAPITAL f

[fullscoreshenanigans]

kaiu shirai will just fucking say anything

[commanderquinn]

meta: sam coe - post-campaign analysis

allllrighty i am officially post-campaign so time for first thoughts. since im still collecting my feelings/opinions on the main quest i dont want to go super into that. i wanna wait and consolidate into a deep dive on that one. BUT i am a fic writer with a fixation on socioeconomics, intergenerational trauma, and more specifically the phenomenon of atheists clinging to their religious parents morals because they haven't taken the time to evaluate their biases and the reasons they still hold them

translation: the silver spoon space cowboy is an interesting concept. poory executed in the case of starfield, sadly, but great framework for fandom to chop the head off of and bring to their own individual comfort interpretations.

this meta will include spoilers for the following:

-sam's questline and the npcs involved

-his romance

-cora, the safety storyline around her, and how she's the best part of the space game

-why bethesda was fucking stupid to turn the cowboys into cops when they have the perfect opportunity for not that. i went in hoping for retired/reformed army rangers fed up with war looking to defend their home from fascism given the "han solo simulator" marketing, but all i got was this lousy ass rendition of the texas rangers, which i for SURE did not want

-i WONT be going into detail about the main plot for this post, just fyi. i wanna save that, and sam's relation to it, for its own essay. id still recommend not reading meta's until you finish the game tho

-i miss obsidian's writing. this game made me want to play outer worlds for the 100th time. that will probably come up a lot

this is probably gonna sound more than a bit scattered and off the fucking plot for the first section, but bare with me, im making a point eventually i promise. gotta make sure we're all on the same page first.

now that ive done a majority of his content, it's clear what the intent was for sam and i applaud it. i like it when good hearts in bad systems spot the fundamental flaws and decide to abandon it entirely, or work to change it. i hate perfect characters. i hate characters that have no growth to find. sam is a great character for showing the awesome power of a perspective change. but damn. what a waste when you're talking about a format where a writer is constricted to:

-an exact conversation trigger (bethesda games have always relied on interrupt & player approach, and i didnt notice any variation on game engine front but i wont know until they release the ck so)

-word limit on all responses (yes, you can make long dialogues in engine. but those words still have to be f u n d e d from a dev standpoint. words are not free in video games. capitalism sucks for art.)

-multiple conversation branches that ALL have to circle back to the original topic (they have to follow a set pattern of establishing a subject, then the players possible responses to that subject, the npcs responses to those responses, AND provide a seamless, one dialogue tie-in path to the next branch. it sounds super easy until you're the shmuck writing it, and then it doesnt feel so easy anymore)

-get approximately two personal quests with, what was it, 12 motion scripted scenes? (im watching other peoples pts now so ill try to remember to count, but it was. hmm. lack luster imo. im not saying quantity is vital. im a bioware fanatic, i know the power of quality when its actually delivered. i didnt have any moment like that for sams quests and it was kind of crushing. ill get into it.)

-appeal to a wide enough audience to obtain profit by holding back eXtReMe ViEwS (id like to point out that there is, at this exact moment in time, an active pr campaign (and a few scattered gaming content creators) surrounding starfield talking about how pronouns are politics and should be left out of gaming. over a setting flag in a save file. you literally dont even have to press a button about it. like, you pick your characters body. masc bodys are auto assigned m pronouns. fem bodies are auto assigned f pronouns. you literally dont even have to SEE the button, and it never gets brought up. the only purpose it serves is so the game knows what voice lines to fire. that. is. it.)

im not going to humor the "thats dumb, bethesda makes political games" contribution to the argument.

i get straight people think they're being super helpful and witty on that one, but i think the world would collectively benefit from allies taking just a few extra seconds before standing on that soapbox to maybe consider that calling existence "politics" might be, gee idk, insulting. maybe more than a lil dehumanizing. maybe super easily solved by just NOT giving into their parents obsession with playing devils advocate. i think if maybe allies could shut the fuck up for a minute or two at a time and go look for voices of authority within the communities they're defending instead of trying to talk over them, that'd probably work out better. might help cut out the completely useless middle man their parents taught them to be when they drilled home "you have to respect everyone's opinion"

no the fuck you do not, actually. i, as someone on this earth attempting to be a compassionate person, owe people a chance at understanding. i do not, under any circumstance, owe someone any kind of respect WHATSOEVER if they cannot respect me as a human being. full stop. i dont owe it to them, i dont owe it to their religion, i dont owe it to the government they try to establish. i do not owe respect to people attempting to oppress me. i never have and i never will.

but remember. there is context to be found in the passing of time. yes, you need to tell grandma to stop being racist. no, you do not need to banish grandma to the nursing home if there's still a chance that she's willing to sit and listen. a chance that she'll empathize with social perspectives that the racist society she was raised in never allowed her to have. breathe and give grandma the chance. then send her to the home if she's still racist.

(yes that was an analogy for how i imagine a perspective conversation with jacob would go. i do not have high hopes of that man finding self awareness given. well. who he is as a person.)

now. if you've played through sam's content, you already know why im bringing all of that up, but lets put together a list of all the things that Make Sam Coe Who He Is before we wrap it all up in a pretty bow that hopefully reads a lot less scattered than this "yo society got some trauma actually" lead up ive dumped on you

quick interrupt just for me: i love that im back on tumblr where i dont really have to give all that much of a fuck about making sense. any audience i could find here is equally unhinged so mostly i just have to format it in a way that makes your brain not hurt. sorry if you dont have adhd <3

1: lets talk about cora's hair.

im going to make the race observation because its bothering me from a dev standpoint AND the gamer crowd is already starting to make cuck memes which sucks to see.

i get that this doesnt matter in a colonialism scifi future where a service like enhance exists and we're talking about two rangers that apparently went under cover regularly, but it matters in the context of how sam was handled in a 2020 era commercial, creative environment. im just going to MENTION that cora coe's biological mother (that jab was me not liking her as a person, not me giving a shit that she's white) is paler than pale, and sam does NOT look like some of his earlier promo images. bethesda as a company also has a very long history of making characters arguably tan to avoid this shit.

9/16 edit: was asked for source, heres the exact image im referencing, which is still his set image on the starfield wiki to date:

(im going to preemptively warn any white artists building the urge to argue over this: you DO NOT want to die on a hill about lighting for this one, fucking trust me. thats not what this conversation is, and if you dont understand that as a White Artist, you need to sit this one out until you understand the full weight of the conversation and the profound effect of media treating skin color like a rare diversity accessory. bethesda has a very very long history of this. their last major story title, fallout 4, (76 was a money grab made in the other studio and i barely want to call it a game) had a whopping total of two black characters in its main cast, and both of them acted in subservient roles so please. please please please just. stop trying to defend bethesda on this one. its dehumanizing, cowardly, and malicious in this day and age. i promise im not trying to bite anyones head off here, im just Old And Tired when it comes to suburbanites in fandom.)

i think having solomon be canonically black would have been a really important aspect. i think it would have given the opportunity to show white people why its fucked up that they get SO EXCITED to save war mementos (or in the case of starfield a nasa memento) and will go on and on about how vital it is to save that piece of history, but when you bring up memorializing the importance of race as it pertains to human history and cultural history/pride, they suddenly start getting Very Uncomfortable and throw out phrases like "what does it matter we're all human" while standing next to the gun their grandfather smuggled home from the war

there is no brightness slider on pc and i havent gone reshade tweaking so everything is still washed out on my end (dont worry, as an rtx user, imma be makin a rant post on that) b u t. cora coe has a pale as fuck mother and a vaguely tan father with blue eyes and straight hair, meanwhile my precious angel has a darker complexion and curls that look like they're closing in on the 3c range so like. im getting vibes that sammy boy mighta been whitewashed during game dev, and thats about as far into THAT topic as im gonna bother to venture for this post.

2: his dad

were we supposed to have more daddy issues content??? istg it feels like there was the initial map talk and then nothing. im not saying that i cant pull blood from a stone and give you an entire essay on that glimpse of family trauma just from a few lines of dialogue, but still. feels like thats maybe something that should have gotten more detail.

"no forgiveness between me and my old man. it's uh... coe tradition."

oh boy. oh boy oh boy oh boy. what a line to start his personal quest

before we go ANY FURTHER im gonna drop a reference to one of my favorite aaron sorkin scenes of all time. its from the movie he did about the chicago seven, and i think it fits VERY well when having a conversation about how sam is shaped by his father

unfortunately the exact scene i want to show isnt clipped anywhere easy i could find, so here's an article that talks about that scene specifically if you want more context but dont want to watch the whole movie. what we're really focused on is this:

which is a scene where a fictional account of bobby seale, the leader of the black panther party at the time of the chicago 7 trial, said that above quote to a fictional account of tom hayden while they were having a conversation about how the stakes of this trial are life and death for him as a black man, but little more than a family dispute and a dark spot on their records for the (all white) chicago 7.

its a GREAT continuation of sorkin’s fascination around father son conflicts (he covered it a time or two during his writing days as west wings original creator, which is a great political show id strongly rec) and it really really works when used in comparison to those rebellion days sam had that he still flagellates over

sam was a privileged kid without a foundation of emotional support or a safe environment to vent to. he didnt have the words needed to communicate what he was feeling and thinking and experiencing. he didnt have the means to express himself in a way that wasn't immediately criticized by the people in his life. it doesnt take a degree in psych to figure out that sam first ran for the stars to run from his father. and it sounds like that was tradition

from the MOMENT YOU MEET HIM, jacob is full stop "my way or the highway" until you hit him with the good ol bethesda persuasion and his disposition pulls a 180 to hand you the next plot device

sam: "you know why im here."

jacob: "oh? and what's that? you come to your senses? realize where you ought to be for once?"

w o w

i wonder why sam never felt safe in his own home. i wonder why he doesnt feel safe leaving cora there. i wonder why that miserable fucking attitude and guilt has sam convinced that jacob will be the worst possible thing for his curious daughter's self esteem.

yes, grandparents sip a different kind of koolaid when it comes to their grandkids. no, that is not enough to protect that child from that much intergenerational trauma. sam's made a bad choice keeping cora in space, but he's made an EXCELLENT choice keeping her away from jacob.

forget "showing respect" to his son's choices, jacob won't give them the time of day. he brushes off constellation and wont go meet them for himself, he insists that cora being "in her family home" is the only priority (isnt THAT telling) and, as if that wasnt enough to prove he's incapable of empathy, the fact that he outright, direct fucking quote during that first scene with him, says to sam's face

"the only mistake im seeing here is you"

fuck anyone who walked away from that scene of a parent saying that to their own kid and had the response of "i dont understand why sam wont let jacob take care of cora." fuck you, genuinely from the bottom of my heart, if that was your reaction.

i looked for opportunities to get sam to talk about what the rest of those "30 plus years of experience with the man" really looked like after that. the fact that it was used as a plot device without any (from what I COULD FIND in my first pt, if i find any ill edit this) kind of dialogue discussion about that trauma around his father's behavior/mentality and the terrible influence it had is such a waste. chances are!!!!!! id fucking agree with him!!!!!!!!!! SO TELL THEM TO ME BETHESDA!!!!!! give me the chance to storm back into that house with the full story and let that geriatric fuck know why he will not be allowed back into my daughters life (yeah we're gonna be calling cora our daughter on this one bc, again, she's the best thing in the game) until he can learn to be a safe emotional environment for her

and THEN, at the end of the romance, the wrinkly mf drops a "hey can you go over sam's head and make the parenting decisions now" 20 minutes before your vows get exchanged in his living room (WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT MESS OF A WEDDING LMAO ITS A LOT but im probably gonna save it for another sam post where i talk more in depth about why packing a complicated romance in that tightly just Dont Work). like wow. wowowowwow. if that doesnt perfectly sum up how he views the dusty's (shhh i really hope that name catches on pls i keep seeing ppl use captain instead its heartbreaking) role in the family now, and confirm how he's always viewed his own son, idk what does

3: lillian "i can abandon my kid and demand she be taken care of in the same breath" hart

i was originally going to go into hella detail on his relationship with his ex but honestly i think im just gonna leave a few paragraphs and not touch on her again bc its bad for my blood pressure.

okay, here's the deal. im biased in the sense that i had a mother with attachment issues and lets just say that his ex is worth about as much to me as a pile of dogshit. it'd be one thing if she had that moment of "oh. sam and cora bond really well and i dont fit" and decided to look at that and evaluate if she wanted to continue trying to be a parent.

but she didnt have a moment of reflection. she didnt talk to a therapist. she didnt have a discussion with sam. she went back to work and decided "oh well, my kid doesnt like me" and then left her daughter with an open wound and no shot at closure. which is just. wow. that's active abandonment. she WALKED OUT of cora's life because she couldn't stomach the idea that she didnt immediately win over her daughter without any effort to connect to her.

then she has the nerve to yell at sam for not doing the best for cora. like bitch, you cant even consistently answer the phone??? what are you on??? she's REPEATEDLY broken cora's heart with false promises, and clearly made no effort to truly atone for that given just HOW angry sam is ALL the times he brings it up.

and she does it all for what????? a beat cop reputation and some shiny medals????? like shut the fuck up with that righteous indignation piglet, you're killing smugglers under someone's made up authority to protect COMMERSE, not creating galactic peace. the idea that THAT SHIT is worth more to her than her own daughter having a mother who's around for all her life milestones is inFURIATING and id fucking deck her if i could.

the fact that there's zero chance to call her out other than one single "thats a pretty awful thing to say" option is a real cop out from bethesda. they realized they put a woman in a position where she could be really, truly yelled at for something like child care, and chickened out on following through with it so they wouldnt take any heat.

thats gross and should piss you the fuck off, by the way. that sure the fuck isnt what equality looks like by any measure. you don't empower women by acting like they're infallible creatures you cant call out for being flawed. and you sure as shit dont empower the next generation of women by forgiving their abusers.

4: cora's safety

which brings us to the big sticky: sam is a disaster and i DONT think that keeping cora on a combat-active spaceship is right. i think she'd be much better off living in constellation hq (aside from the main plot obvsly) with a constant open comm to her dad and the ability to bring her to outposts and secured sights.

the problem with the biomother's abandonment isnt the distance. its the lack of attempt to connect. its the lack of forming a bond. its the fact that she had zero desire to understand her child once she figured out her child didnt "love her the most" when thats literally not a thing. the problem was never the physical space, and it wouldnt have to be in sam's case, either.

he's a dad that's there for cora day in and day out, he just never got the chance to grow out of the panic stage of a parent worried the first fever is going to kill the baby. he didn't have his dad because he had to get out to protect himself, he doesnt have a mom because of how long she's been dead, and lillian checked the fuck out at an early stage apparently. so sam was left to be the nervous wreck trying to keep history from repeating itself. the man's flying blind in the face of all the combined generational trauma of himself, his father, and his ex, all while trying not to fuck up shaping a human life.

you're damn fucking right he keeps cora glued to his side, i legitimately do not think his own ptsd would allow him to do otherwise without someone like the dusty to come and and go "hey dude, maybe its time we read some emotional intelligence and trauma books so we can start getting cora into a stable environment for literally the first time in her life? also im going to teach her gun safety for my own sanity because you keep letting her walk all over you and its scaring the fuck out of me thinking my daughter is going to try to raid a pirate ship at 15 because no one taught you proper boundaries."

5: his morals

its been 30+ years and his father wont let go of arguing and micromanaging long enough to try to understand his son. lillian is a workaholic who believes her only inherit value is what she can provide to an organization that views living, breathing human beings as occasionally expendable while screaming about its pursuit of freedom and equality.

sam coe is a man who got told what he was supposed to be his entire life, tripped into drugs and crime in an angry, sheltered act of rebellion, and walked away from it all with a very skewed, very flawed interpretation of morality as a result.

lillian and his father are the clear moral compasses in his life. like yeah, sure, he'll talk about how cora is his driving force until he's blue in the face. and he's not lying!!! he's not even technically wrong. she is his active motivation day in and day out. but she is not his Morality. she hasn't developed enough as a person to be able to be that kind of beacon. she's a kid rushing herself through childhood because she thinks that will make her better and no one in her life recognizes it enough to stop it. she shouldnt have to be the moral guide for someone who's supposed to be guiding her

sam cant let go of the ranger envy. he couldnt stomach being around it, but he cant look at that discomfort long enough to identify why. he can walk into a bank and plain as day go "ah, don't you hate the smell of capitalism," but he can't bring himself to blink the stars out of his eyes long enough to ask why the rangers are so willing to put smugglers to death without trial. sam has enough awareness to identify the system is flawed, but he doesnt have the guts to really stare that down

he'll make cracks about walter having too much money and influence, but he wont actually mention how he and his wife are the root cause of an extraordinary amount of pain and suffering and perfectly avoidable manslaughter as a result of their business. i get that constellation runs as a dont as dont tell organization, but if sam's going to give me shit about nabbing a paper weight from a guy's desk, i think we should talk about how he doesnt display anger for walter's business practices.

sam coe, at his heart, is a dreamer who doesn't want to look too close at things. he was taught that some things just Are, and looking for too many answers will find you trouble. he's got the spirit of an explorer dampened by a lifetime spent under cops.

you can hear it in his voice whenever he talks about how proud he is of cora for being a goddamn prodigy. you can hear the wonder and the excitement there. you can hear the curious kid in him that probably got pushed out of the way while he was trying to shape himself into a Proper Coe

i think sam coe is a dreamer who was forcibly taught to fear learning as a child, and thats the real tragedy of him.

so let's start to tie our bow here.

sam is a man who, in a way that only a privillaged kid can, stumbled into neon's life of drugs and smuggling and self harm through destructive behavior with both eyes firmly shut.

he didn't fall into drugs after a lifetime of being submersed in the culture of it. he didnt take them because he grew up surrounded by people that just knew that's all life was ever going to hold. he didnt get into smuggling because he was starving. he didnt take on his first "criminal act" because there was a life and death battle going on somewhere in his life.

this man was drowning in guilt and shame centered around not "being a proper coe" by the time he was free of his father's control, by all accounts. you can hear how much self hatred he has over the memory of that time in his life. look, im not going to say that age and recovery doesnt come with regret, but he talks about it like degeneracy and something to be guilted about rather than just... living life. like so what you did some drugs?? so what you did a capitalism no no?????

corporations arent people. you shouldnt steal from them because itll put YOU at risk, but under no circumstance should anyone hold onto any guilt for stealing from them. money is fake and capitalism murders people every hour of the day. fuck the system, its fucking rigged, look out for you and yours while capitalism is stealing your natural resources and making private homesteading prosecutable (translation: in our actual, real life here, the government can throw you in jail for building a house without a permit. go look up at the sky and think about the moral journey humanity had to take to get us to that point, and then come talk to me about how i shouldnt encourage people to steal from corporations)

anyways back to the video game, as far as the "what if he was unknowingly smuggling something like organs or weapons" argument, there's no desire for me to defend it, tbh. i dont view crime as a personality brand the way cops do. someone being convicted of a crime doesnt make me see them as lesser, it makes me see them as a person who did a bad thing. i do bad shit all the time. we all do. we're human. sometimes there's an excuse for the behavior, and sometimes there isnt. that's not the end of the world. you own up to your actions, you apologize, and you put in the effort to make amends that fit the situation. end of story. the obvious exception to that being when someone you have victimized tells you to fuck off because they dont want your further involvement.

yes. yes there are people in the world that are genuine monsters that spend their time and energy looking for ways to do the cruelest shit imaginable to their fellow human beings. but those are fucking outliers, so no, im not going to let a conversation about morality be derailed by a fraction of a percent of the population

but people (like the rangers) who aren't ready to look at the whole picture of context, who would rather hyper focus on the unbending rule of the land, don't see that. they see a "type" of person once a crime has been committed rather than "a person who found themselves in this scenario"

sam was raised by cops. he fundamentally does not understand how biased his own view is. he'll sometimes make a vague mention of crime being a necessity, but you can hear how many strings are attached there just from the way he talks about it. he truly views crime as a black and white subject with exceptionally few slivers of grey to be found. you can hear the "law and order is what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom" in his voice whenever he talks about how the rangers are "good people" he just "didnt fit anymore" and it's heartbreaking

he'd be so much better off if he would take a moment to reevaluate his priorities and look a lot closer at that guilt he carries and why he carries it. i think it would even help him better connect with cora in the long run. it would for sure give him a better handle on why letting his daughter take on college courses this early in her life isnt something to brag about. its a bad sign that she's pushing herself to Be Something in the exact same way he used to. he just doesn't recognize it because her way is "healthy" by society's fucked up view of child prodigies

tl;dr

i don't need to fix sam coe. he's stubborn, traumatized, and sheltered, not broken.

give that man good enough head and i'm absolutely sure he could be talked into reading some -clutches pearls- marxist literature

[damslietta]

you do realize just telling us that the hearts = O does not change the fact my eyes don’t register the words 😭😭😭 also, your constant capitalization also makes it difficult to read 🙁

I Quite Literally Can't Just Magically St♡p Typing With Capitalizati♡n、Since I Have Been Typing Like That F♡r A Few Years ♡r S♡ Fr♡m N♡w And It Just Aut♡matically G♡es Like That。If Y♡u Hate It S♡ Much、Y♡u Are M♡re Than Free T♡ Bl♡ck Me。

I Quite Literally Can't Just Magically Stop Typing With Capitalization,Since I Have Been Typing Like That For A Few Years Or So From Now And It Just Automatically Goes Like That. If You Hate It So Much, You Are M♡re Than Free To Block Me.

[catboygretzky]

[h-i-raeth]

23 isn't old 23 Isn't Old I am Fine™ people's 20s are shit all the time & they still go on to be fully realized people I've got time and time & things will get. better. One day I will be 57 & I will be living with a person or people I love & I will go to the Renaissance Faire every year & I will have nice tattoos &—

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Monday 16 September 1839 Travel Journal

5

11 35/..

fine morn[in]g and F[ahrenheit] 56° at 5 a.m. off at 6 –

at Lillpero at 7 38/.. – off at 7 58/..

just out of Wiborg [Vyborg] bouldery com[mo]n

i.e. aft[e]r pass[in]g thro’ the suburb w[i]th the

good ch[ur]ch – then fr[om] there for so[me] dist[an]ce

thinned young Scotch fir forest and

a few lit[tle] corn fields and aft[er]w[ar]ds young rocky bouldery young Scotch

fir forest and coarse sandy r[oa]d as yest[erday] – ver[y] few cot[tage]s

b[u]t I slept gr[ea]t p[ar]t of the way look[in]g out ev[er]y now and then –

Lillpero well en[ou]gh lit[tle] lone h[ou]se – Russ[ia]n – we ha[ve]

met sev[era]l lit[tle] waggons load[e]d w[i]th so[me]th[in]g cov[ere]d gen[erall]y

w[i]th matt[in]g – no [servant] ab[ou]t at Wiborg [Vyborg] so ga[ve]

noth[in]g – fr[om] Lillpero to the frontier 86 [w] at 12 k[opek]

=26/64 I shall ha[ve] en[ou]gh Finnish mon[ey] left -  

Lillpero in the forest and forest forw[ar]ds b[u]t yest[erday]

gen[erall]y and today so far the forest less swampy than

 Wiborg [Vyborg] 18 2/3

Hotoka [Kotka] 17

St. P- [Petersburg] 83 2/3

Heslingfors [Helsinki] 300.

 Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

common – r[oa]d good – sandy soil as yest[erday]

b[u]t r[oa]d hard and good – the police declin[e]d search[in]g

carr[ia]ge at W- [Wiborg] [Vyborg] s[ai]d they c[oul]d n[o]t do it – now (9 10/60) 1st

view of sea or lake or wat[e]r s[in]ce leav[in]g Wiborg [Vyborg] – and now nice

woody open count[r]y and farms and cot[tage]s a lit[tle] [?] – pass[e]d a

farm or 2 ab[ov]e 1/2 h[ou]r ago in a break of the forest –

fields – no corn out – good flock of

sheep recently shorn in 1/2 h[ou]r ago saw a pl[an]t of cranberry in

flow[e]r – at the beyond stat[io]n at 9 13/.. h[a]d to turn b[a]ck - alight at our stat[io]n

at Hotoka [Kotka] comf[orta]ble rooms

at 9 1/4 br[eak]f[a]st – beaut[iful]

view fr[om] our br[eak]f[a]st r[oo]m wind[ow]

of the fine wood[e]d fjord – Russ[ia]n – our beard[e]d landlord

ver[y] civ[i]l and good look[in]g – the men m[u]ch bet[ter] look[in]g than the

wom[e]n – br[eak]f[a]st boil[e]d milk and 4 boil[e]d eggs and br[ea]d and butt[e]r

they br[ou]ght us butt[e]r b[u]t we h[a]d our own and br[ea]d spar[e]d of

yest[erday]s’ din[ner] – br[eak]f[a]st at 9 38/.. to 10 5/.. – sev[era]l nice

outbuild[in]gs – off at 10 19/..

thin bouldery young forest and sea

(right) coup[le] of hund[re]d y[ar]ds off

ver[y] beaut[iful] – and at 10 27/.. peep

of the sea n[o]t far off (left) – at 10 33/..

(in 14 min[ute]s) ha[ve] lost sight of sea exc[ept]

our lit[tle] glimpse or 2 soon aft[er]w[ar]ds – and a beaut[iful] peep ag[ai]n of sea (left) –

10 40/.. unpainted hamlet 1 st[ree]t of gable-ends to the r[oa]d perh[aps] 200 y[ar]ds

long – the 1st vil[lage] there ans[werin]g Handb[oo]ks’ descript[io]n p[age] 142 it is in [?]

break of the forest, w[i]th nice clean even lit[tle] corn fields

asleep – till at 11 1/2 ver[y] pict[uresque] vil[lage] irregul[a]r vil[lage] of

Kyröla [Kyrölä] and our good stat[io]n – large good one story wood h[ou]se

 Stolpebod – stolpe, stoop

Baaum (beam) tree

 Hotacka [Kotka]

Lillpero 17 v[ersts]

Kyröla [Kyrölä] 14 v[ersts]

St. P- [Petersburg] 100 2/3 v[ersts]

Viborg [Vyborg] 35 2/3

 SH:7/ML/TR/14/0009

Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

yellow (b[u]t old paint[e]d) w[i]th whi[te] wind[ow] frames –

ver[y] nice lit[tle] neat new-look[in]g fresh paint[e]d (yellow w[i]th pea green roof)

ch[ur]ch – and 2 or 3

good h[ou]ses w[i]th red roofs

oldish yel[low] paint

I th[in]k – the rest of the vil[lage] hamlet-like

and unpaint[e]d – by irreg[ula]r I mean that

the mid[dle] of the vil[lage] street swell[e]d out into

a sort of large square cont[ainin]g the ch[ur]ch and good h[ou]ses

ver[y] pret[ty] ab[ou]t here – fine br[oa]d expanse of wood[e]d

islandy wat[e]d left – and extens[ive] view of open

wood[e]d count[r]y – woody birchy and firs along our r[oa]d

capit[a]l r[oa]d – and n[o]t hilly today – this last vil[lage] of

Kyröla [Kyrölä] or Krasnoje Selo [Krasnoe Selo]  the prett[ies]t we ha[ve] seen  

ver[y] nice drive this stage – open birchy Scotch fir forest –

freq[uen]t peeps of the wat[e]r left – nice dry upland forest –

sandy b[u]t r[oa]d good – and mo[re] hilly than bef[ore] – the wat[e]r

left m[u]st be part of the series of lakes fr[om] Viborg [Vyborg]

that join the Ladoga? – plenty of cranberries

al[on]g b[u]t the pret[ty] red birnes n[o]t larg[e]r than our bilberry –

at 1 3/4 at [Pampala] good sm[all] unpaint[e]d lone h[ou]se

in nice dry airy break in the forest

snow plough – a calèche drove up –

just aft[e]r us – off at 1 12/.. – at 1 22/..  

(in 10 min[ute]s) nice peep ov[e]r the forest

up fine wood[e]d extens[ive] count[r]y all ar[ou]nd us [crossed word] –

sev[era]l lit[tle] s[u]ch peeps last stage fr[om] the tops of lit[tle] hills –

sandy b[u]t r[oa]d good – at 2 10/.. (right – near) large pict[uresque]

ch[ur]ch on hill – yel[low] w[i]th dark col[oure]d roof exc[ept] East

end cupola roof red – and unpaint[e]d hamlet at its f[ee]t

 Krasnoje Selo [Krasnoe Selo]                    Hotacka [Kotka]  14

St. P- [Petersburg] 87                                  Pampala 15 1/2

V- [Vyborg] 49 2/3

Helsingfors [Helsinki] 326 2/3

  Kyröla [Kyrölä] 15 2/3

Kivinebb 13

St. P- [Petersburg] 71

 Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

and our stat[io]n (good unpaint[e]d h[ou]se at 2 12/.. might ha[ve] slept

here appar[entl]y ver[y] well) – 2 snow ploughs –

nice hilly wood[e]d op[e]n airy count[r]y all

r[ou]nd ab[ou]t – the vil[lage] nicely plac[e]d on highgr[ou]nd –

off ag[ai]n at 2 1/2 – on ris[in]g the hill, the

count[r]y ver[y] pret[ty] here – fine extens[ive]

view – hamlets and farms scatt[ere]d up and d[o]wn – yel[low] stub[ble] f[iel]ds and green

young rye and good green pasturage – the unpaint[e]d (drab) hamlets and dark pine

wood[e]d hills finely contrast[e]d – b[u]t the hills n[o]t high – mere

rising gr[ou]nds all ar[ou]nd us – all right and left a wide woody plain

pret[ty] well peopl[e]d – no over-flow[in]g populat[io]n anywhere –

in this cold nord – gr[ea]t deal of birch all today –

now at 2 50/.. the wide plain right seems one sheet

of dark pine forest we pass thro’ a lit[tle] unpaint[e]d

scatt[ere]d hamlet or 3 or 4 or a series of scatt[ere]d farms and the villages

num[erou]s hamlet-like appurt[enan]ces – here and ev[er]y where

the wood fences as in S. and N- [South and North] at 3 5/.. cross good

riv[e]r and wood br[idge] and 14 men w[i]th as many one horse

ploughs plough[in]g in one stubble f[iel]d – cattle –

3 lit[tle] corn stacks in a f[iel]d – nice farm[in]g here –

7 nar[row] lines (bet[ween] Stakes or rails or [how] of

so[me]th[in]g like peasholm – plenty of geese here –

abund[an]ce of them at Viborg [Vyborg] in the Baltic near the

2 steams, and on the ramparts and in the st[ree]ts and

ev[er]ywhere – one stage hill this ti[me] and r[oa]d sandy b[u]t good

at 3 23/.. unpaint[e]d scattered hamlet and pret[ty] lit[tle] lake near right

and a bit of sm[all] bould[e]r stone cobble wall fence

the 1st I ha[ve] seen in the north – S.N. [South and North] or here)

 Kiviniebb

Pampala 13 v[ersts]

Raiaioki 12 1/2 v[ersts]

St. P- [Petersburg] 58 v[ersts]

 Geese

 1st cobble st[one]

wall.

 SH:7/ML/TR/14/0010

Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

at the stat[io]n at 3 33/.. – on highgr[ou]nd – lone

h[ou]se unpaint[e]d body – red roof

good en[ou]gh look[in]g h[ou]se – m[i]ght sleep

appar[entl]y as well as at many of the

oth[e]r stat[io]ns – the hamlet scatt[ere]d ab[ou]t

at a lit[tle] dist[an]ce – the appurt[enan]ces of the

stat[io]n num[erou]s as us[ua]l and hamlet-like

wide wood[e]d plain right and left and surely it the sea we

just see in the extreme dist[an]ce before us (right) –

off at 3 47/.. ver[y] pret[ty] at 3 52/.. lit[tle] steep desc[en]t on to

wood[e]n br[idge] ov[e]r lit[tle] stream that is perh[aps] the boundary?

steep boulder stones pav[e]d asc[en]t – en[ou]gh for our horses to do to get

us up – and good largeish houses – good all the way fr[om]

Viborg [Vyborg] – pret[ty] and hilly and m[u]ch birch – thin

forest, and pasture and cows – yes! (now 4 3/4) it

is the sea, a long sweep, in the dist[an]ce (right) –

the pavé roughish beg[a]n on this side the bridge at 3 52/..

b[u]t we go on the sides (sandy b[u]t ver[y] fine) now and then

ver[y] m[u]ch – and aft[e]r all the pavé is n[o]t so bad

so far – I w[oul]d rath[e]r risk our carr[ia]ge here than

fr[om] Hamburg to Lubeck, or even in the st[ree]ts of

Stockholm where if the pavé is so[me]th[in]g between the

deep chan[nel]s are terrib[le] – now at 4 5/.. the aft[ernoo]n

is dullish – shall we ha[ve] r[ai]n? now at 4 1/4 fine

wood[e]d count[r]y – range of wood[e]d hill left,

closes in (at perh[aps] 7 or 8 inches Eng[lish]) our plain

at the left  - low birch wood bushes and young Scotch

firs scatt[ere]d here and to the right (in the dist[an]ce)  

 Raiaioki

Kivinebb 12 1/2 v[ersts]

Walkiasari 12 1/2 v[ersts]

St. P- [Petersburg] 45 4/6 v[ersts]

 Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

and to the right in the dist[an]ce the fine sweep of

sea w[i]th a dark line at the b[a]ck of it form[in]g the horizon

lookd[o]wn in front in the dist[an]ce up[on] dark plan

ris[in]g to the horizon – and now 4 25/.. a scatt[ere]d hamlet

unpaint[e]d as us[ua]l – the sea now sweeps 1/2 r[ou]nd us

in the dist[an]ce fr[om] right to en face – we look up[on]

one sheet of forest belt[e]d right and in front by sea –

now towns or vil[lage]s distinguishable – the r[oa]d now

sandy (at 4 1/2) and goodish – the pavé nowhere

prev[ente]d my writ[in]g – at 4 1/2 lose my pen – in tak[in]g

off bon[ne]t m[u]st ha[ve] kick[e]d it out – now at 4 1/2 ver[y]

sandy and heavy –

the birch gen[erall]y green shew[in]g merely a tinge of autumn

here and there – hilly stage – now at 4 55/.. a lit[tle]

town or vil[lage] in sight bef[ore] us (right) w[i]th handso[me]

white, blue-cupolaed, ch[ur]ch – now at 5 first

buckwheat that I ha[ve] obs[erve]d part stand[in]g ripe,

and part cut, ti[e]d up in lit[tle] sheaves, and in stock – and

our road now and for a lit[tle] whi[le] b[a]ck as broad as

3 r[oo]ds (perh[aps] 60 y[ar]ds wide) and we go on the grass or

as well as we can thro’ the sand – and now (5 5/..) a few scatt[ere]d

farmsteads – our r[oa]d this stage the worse we ha[ve] h[a]d in

Denm[ar]k Swed[e]n or Norway, b[u]t still the r[oa]d to Hazelunen

m[u]ch worse in point of sand, and the r[oa]d fr[om] Hamburg to

Lubeck m[u]ch worse in 1833 in point of pavé –

the pavé beg[i]ns ag[ai]n now at 5 10/.. (we h[a]d it fr[om] 3 52/.. to 4 1/2)

b[u]t we keep on the side – on the sand – sev[era]l lit[tle] long nar[row]

stacks w[i]th spruce fir branches laid on the thatch (as obs[erve]d

once before) steep pitch d[o]wn to wood br[idge] x [cross] stream – then ascend to the

town, and at the Station at 5 1/4 at Walkiasari

 SH:7/ML/TR/14/0011

Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

John stopt at the stat[io]n h[ou]se and we h[a]d s[e]nt Gross to

the douane, and g[o]t the bask[e]ts and cloaks out bef[ore] they ca[me] to say the

carr[ia]ge and all m[u]st go to the place – there at 5 25/.. and A- [Ann] and I there 3/4 h[ou]r –

then ca[me] b[a]ck sided our r[oo]m and A- [Ann] made tea – sat ov[e]r it till 8 10/..

then prepared our bed – on[l]y one in the h[ou]se – h[a]d Grotza at

8 3/4, when we h[a]d g[o]t all ready – and then till now (10 p.m.)

ink[e]d ov[e]r the latt[e]r 2/3 of the last p[age] and so far of this –

Jean w[a]s in desp[ai]r at the th[ou]ght of our stay[in]g all night –

s[ai]d if we d[i]d we must sleep up[on] hay for there were

no beds – and in ca[me] a large bundle of nice soft

hay w[hi]ch now lies in the corn[e]r of our r[oo]m – we ha[ve]

spr[ea]d out the one scant[l]y fill[e]d bed (w[i]th flocks I suppo[se])

on sofa and chairs so as to be wide en[ou]gh for us both –

of the 2 pieces  of linen each n[o]t qui[te] clean ab[ou]t 1 1/2 y[ar]d sq[uare] we ha[ve] made

[crossed word] an und[e]r sheet, and shall put our cloaks ov[e]r

us – we ha[ve] the luxury of 4 pillows, and shall do ver[y]

well – we ha[ve] our own br[ea]d and butt[e]r and tea and sug[a]r b[u]t they

br[ou]ght ver[y] fair br[ea]d (wheat) and good butt[e]r, and 4 boil[e]d

eggs and a lit[tle] bowl of milk w[i]th the cream on it for our tea –

the cream made our tea excell[en]t and we sat ov[e]r and enjoy[e]d

it, declar[in]g how well off we were – we h[a]d g[o]t well

thro’ the ordeal of the douane, and congrat[ulate]d ours[elves] on being

in Russia – our b[oo]ks I bel[ieve] were all tak[e]n out of the carr[ia]ge

and look[e]d at; b[u]t, as desir[e]d, I cop[ie]d the list I ha[ve] and the Stockholm [crossed word] date

dat[e]d it Stockholm as really dat[e]d there, and sign[e]d it

= A. [Anne] Lister [sign]                   and then enclos[e]d it an envelope,

‘de Shibden hall’ and as desir[e]d seal[e]d it w[i]th my own seal

my arms, wr[ote] on the back ‘List of the books belonging to Mrs. Lister’

 Sept[embe]r Mon[day] 16

and s[e]nt this by Gross to the Douane to be forward[e]d

to St. Petersburg, I engaging to go w[i]thin six weeks to the

committee of censorship to claim the list – s[ai]d I sh[oul]d

go to Mrs. Wilsons’ – we are thus allow[e]d to ta[ke] all our

b[oo]ks and th[in]gs and go in comf[or]t – How m[u]ch bet[ter] than to the poth[e]r

we sh[oul]d ha[ve] h[a]d if we h[a]d arriv[e]d at St. P- [Petersburg] by the steamer! –

our journ[e]y thro’ Finland h[a]s really been a ver[y]

agreeab[le] and a ver[y] economic[a]l one; and we ha[ve] seen

the count[r]y and the peop[le] – the latt[e]r alw[a]ys civ[i]l and ready to do

their utm[o]st to please, and the form[e]r well-farm[e]d (made

the m[o]st of) and interest[in]g – the r[oa]ds ev[er]ywhere good till

this last stage – and the sand of this noth[in]g to that of Hazelunen

and the for post aft[ernoo]n post pavés of the s[ou]th of Fr[an]ce often qui[te] m[u]ch or more as jolt[in]g and try[in]g to

the springs of a carr[ia]ge then the 43 min[ute]s out 88 min[ute]s

(fr[om] 3 47/.. to 5 1/4) here – this is the 1st ti[me] we ha[ve] fail[e]d

to find good clean beds and sheets at the Stat[io]n houses

and on[l]y once or twice we ha[ve] the peop[le] been w[i]thout

whi[te] (wheat) bread – the lit[tle] steep pitches are too short

to be dang[erou]s – the horses rarely stumble; and a man m[u]st be

a ver[y] bad driv[e]r and totally unaccust[ome]d to this sort of r[oa]ds if

he can[no]t get on comf[ortabl]y ev[e]n w[i]th a heavy Eng[lish] carr[ia]ge like ours ab[ou]t

8 versts an h[ou]r – I nev[e]r obs[erve]d the man or boy (Holcar)

ask for anyth[in]g mo[re] than wh[a]t w[a]s due for the horses

6 kopeks each fr[om] country stat[io]ns and doub[le] that fr[om] towns –

Åbo is a good town – Heslingfors [Helsinki] ver[y] beaut[iful]

cheerful and comf[orta]ble (the Societys’ h[ou]se good hot[e]l) and one

might ha[ve] advantages fr[om] the univers[it]y prof[essor]s (all the

students away – vacance for a fortnight longer) –

Viborg [Vyborg] dull as all fortresses of such sort m[u]st be? b[u]t a good

town and its fjord and situat[io]n beaut[iful] – the cold

SH:7/ML/TR/14/0012

September Monday 16the cold weather is coming – I have had a little chilblain in my right little finger these 2 days or more and Jean has got a little lumbago since Saturday – fine day (tho’ dullish coldish in the morning and dampish in the afternoon) – F56 ¼° now at 10 ¾ pm our 2 rooms have been warmed by a stove; for they were quite comfortably warm on our arrival no pot ath [at] breakfast and we have a tureen for one tonight Raining now at 10 ¾ pm

[boomerang109]

OMG Boom Boom Boom (hope u dont mind me calling u that) !!!! I’m reading The World We Dream about and I love it! Zuko as a theatre nerd and him sitting on Sokka’s lap? 👌👌👌 I’m dedicated now, and am slowly consuming all of your work, and thank you for using proper capitals, btw. This is basically just saying that I love ur work sooo much and it’s so gud. Azulas characterisation? And the LBGTQ representation going beyond just Zuko and Sokka? Ty Lee, Mai and Suki are the most powerful ship I’ve seen ever. (Rlly great rep of them in Where I Want To Be also on Ao3 too, starting to think I’m reading too many fics at the same time tho).But basically I love it, I love it, I love it, thank you so much 4 writing such great fanfic. Also starting to listen to the TAOP on Spotify soon!

PS - F*ck Ozai and sorry if I got anything wrong it’s 2am where I am

OMG Emberly!!! this is so nice!! (of course you can call me boom! it’s a great nickname and i love when people use it!) thank you for reading wwda and im so glad you like it!! (i’m now bad about using proper capitals in messages, like this, cause i’ve been enticed by the Bi Aesthetic but I think that fics should definitely have capitals for the Professionalism). some of my work is more questionable than other, but i really like the concept of the first one i posted (the fuck ozai one) and ace zuko especially, OH AND THE ZI SE ONE, and of course wwda. i literally forget that people don’t see most of the atla characters as queer cause im just seeing through my rainbow colored glasses over here. ty lee/mai/suki are so powerful and i love them for it. i’d love if you send any thoughts you have about taop as you listen (no pressure ofc!!) and i hope you enjoy!!

PS-fuck ozai all my homies hate ozai. and don’t worry i didn’t see any mistakes

[max--phillips]

Sorry for disturbing you but did u perhaps have a Google drive with The Mandalorian available that you can share with us (if u want in private chat)? I don't have money for pay for Disney+ and also f*ck capitalism

Hey, not bothering at all! Sorry I’m just now getting around to this dkljfgsdfg SO, I currently am working on getting better versions of both seasons of the show onto the google drive, but it’s gonna take some time because downloading pirated content does tend to, unfortunately, take a little bit longer than downloading stuff traditionally sdljkfg SO, I’ll let you know when I have everything in there!! I support you in your fuck capitalism ventures sdkfljg

[girlwithwolftatoo]

Your “eco-friendly fashion” can go and f*ck itself, and so you do.

Let me explain this: no, I don’t hate the eco-friendly trending of, actually, trying to get the less waste of products and similar stuff, for we need to be more responsible with the planet because, just as Starlord said, we are the idiots living on it. 

The problem comes when this idea of a “green life” becomes just another fashion to follow, building another bloody capitalist industry around it so those poor nasty rich people feel a little less bad for basically being the ones who contributes at more than 50% of carbon emissions  and contamination. What am I talking about? Let’s check some advices to contribute to help the enviroment which are in fact just pacifiers for first world, good wealth people:

Wasting reduction, a.k.a “my zero waste challenge”. Yes, plastic is the big villain at this moment, and to fight against it the population across the world is recomending the use of certain stuff to replace it, like glass recipents (fun fact: some idiotics enjoy saying how millenials are guilty for using plastic containers instead of glass like “my good ol’ granpa used to”, but hey, guess which generation started exploiding petroleum -where plastic comes from- to increase their wealth and reduce costs of production? One clue: not Millenials) or fabric bags. A good idea? Yes, until you remember most of the products like food come in plastic stuff, and I’m not just talking about that first world obssession for covering their fruit and veggies with fucking plastic when, hello, fruits and veggies ARE ALREADY PROTECTED BY THEIR SKIN, YOU JUST NEED TO FUCKING WASH IT A LITTLE BEFORE COOKING. 

Yes, Karen, I know what you’re thinking, “Well, duh, if you don’t like plastic around your food go to an organic market, they have this lovelies glass or fabric containers, stop complaining and do what U need to do”. And here comes problem number two:

Organic everything, the new way to show how rich you are. I have some news for ya, except for the processed food, EVERYTHING IS ORGANIC. The only problem is you are afraid of “toxicity in food for pesticides and dark water” which, guess what, is pushed violently by your bloody wild capitalism in order to produce more food. And now a lot of stores selling you organic, zero-waste, green food is just part of the same system, it just puts a huge stick in front of your ecologic container swearing these overpriced carrot (which vitamins are THE SAME AS THAT DOUBLE-LEGGED CARROT PLACES LIKE FUCKING WAL-MART RATHER THROWS TO THE GARBAGE) is good and fair... yeees, you just need to make some researchs on internet to find out the “fair price” for the peasants and agriculture workers just doesn’t equals the price you are paying to your white, nice lady in white uniform attending your weekly shopping of “clean” veggies and soy and quinoa. 

I know some countries aren’t used of local/producers market where you’re actually buying to the producer and paying a low price that goes directly to the field workers, but here’s a funny thing: the organic stores doesn’t just sell you the idea of “organic, ecologic” stuff, but the key word is “clean”, the idea of a mutant potato sounds “unclean” for them, because if it has a brother stuck in a side of it is because it was soaked in “evil chemistry stuff to make it grow like that”. Well, say thanks to Monsanto for covering the world with their bloody products who are actually doing worse damage than your ugly looking veggies, and all of it just to make money and provide you, person of a wealthy, capitalist, whitey country, of your organic stores and the rest of your nice stuff like year model car and Starbucks. 

In short: organic stores are just face washed supermarkets feeding with the explotation of people in other countries, putting an enormous, unnecessary price to their stuff which not everybody can afford just to make you feel good and a planet savior. 

The cow didn’t suffered, but what about Pablo? I know I’m entering a dangerous point here, but with these eco-friendly trending, veganism has been exploited like the panacea for everything, from enviroment contamination to poor cows and pigs crying in the farms. And yes, becoming more aware of the cruelty towards animals has been the iceberg peak to become more humans and protective to the other living forms in our society, and yes, the carnic industry tends to be awful and utterly disgusting... IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES. 

This might sound shocking, but the images of cattle of any shape being tormented since the moment of birth are usually from USA, UK and similar “farms” which act more like a corporation in the middle of a field than like a real farm. Places like South and Central America has a carnic indsutry which works pretty different; you can actually see, in a daily basis, cows and goats walking free in the farm’s territory, eating as much as they want and sometimes getting involved in fights with cars on the road, and though this isn’t an excuse for the late slaughter, at least those aren’t creatures jailed and tortured inside a 5x5 box. Chickens are the same, for instead of killing the males the farms in Mexico and sibbling countries rather let them grow to become the source of meat, the hens aren’t eaten a lot in our culture so they live to lay eggs and they also have a nice life in comparison with their north-americans or european pals. 

In other words: stopping meat consume doesn’t make you the person of the year, but fighting for animal rights and stop eating meat from massive industries will help a lot more than just hating everyone for getting a burger. 

“But still I rather take vegan products, soy and quinoa and other stuff...” Uh, do you remember what I said about the organic stores selling you smoke and mirrors? Yes, perhaps none animal died because of your vegan product (at least not none of the cuties like baby cows and chubby pigs, just a bunch of insects which exists as part of the natural balance and very probably wild life), but a lot of people of third world countries certainly will. Illegal buy of land made by corporations to needy goverments, privatization of fucking water from local comunities in order to create and feed fields of “organic food”, child and indigenous abuse due to this “legal steal” of land and bad payed, forced work (because in the end, the poor need to, you know, fucking live even if it’s at the minimun wage)... All of this so the white lady who enjoys speaking to managers and drives a massive truck just for her and her two children, can go and buy her quinoa and post a pic on Instagram claiming how “nice and easy” is save the enviroment.

Oh, I know, I’m being too mean to that people, am I? I don’t fucking care, because the hidden part of this fashion, the worst part of this idea of “ecologic capitalism” comes with this only truth:

Poor people aren’t “eco-friendly”. Classism has become the key to keep this trending just made for the wealthy, the idea of poor people not being “good with the enviroment” comes from a lot of cultural ideas created by the vision of a thirds of the population. Rich people hates seeing images of countries like India, Colombia, Phillipines and similar because the images sell a complete lie which helps to keep them in a bubble: poor people eating fast food or buying things in plastic containers is gross and they think “Oh thank God I left that life style behind” as they drive his car leaving a lot of CO2 compared to those who takes public transport, that same public transport that looks disgusting in those images I’m talking about, because hat portion of the world has no money to get new vehicles every year, because they can’t #govegan because their only sources of a certain quality food is the normal food, those who doesn’ have a seal of aproval which claims how enviroment-savior is, because that lack of wealth forces them to work much more than people of France, Germany or USA and gaining much less than them, with so little time to think on “being green”, sometimes even with little time to cook natural food in their homes, and of course being unable to pay to an inmigrant to cook for them like... well, you know like who. And because these poor people, who works and dies because their country and the “free market” is pushing them to a modern slavery for international corps which provide to their targets, people who aren’t from the South of the tropics, white and wealthy, free of any guilt because they spend 50 bucks every week in organic coffee which was grounded in the last remains of an indigenous land and harvested for a dark-skin, 10 y/o boy who is forced to work instead of studying because all this economic machine made him part of the poorest side of the society, the idea of being “better than others”. Because they’re selling the idea that being a helper for the enviroment is easy, as long as you can afford it in their terms, becaus they’re making you think your green bag is making more for the world than stop and think how those who make that bag are being paid 5 cents of dollar at day in a dark little room in the East of the world, consumed by the greed and vanity of capitalism.

You can be eco-friendly without spending like an idiot in that special stores and markets. How? You can recycle when you’re able to, you can use public transport or walk for short distances instead of depending of your car, you can carry water in a bottle to avoid buying one-use bottles outside, you can support your local producers market and stop thinking of the “zero waste challenge” and making it the “less, well thinking waste daily basis”. And, for the love of any God you’re praying to, STOP SUPPORTING FUCKING MARKET CHAINS OF ALLEGEDLY VEGAN, GLUTEN-FREE, ECOLOGIC SHIT. If you have the time and money to make your own food or to spend less plastic, FUCKING DO IT FOR YOURSELF AND NOT VIA BUYING USELESS SHIT FROM THOSE COMPANIES.

This was my 2020 year advice, thanks for reading. If you want more info, you can search for “international agriculture explotation”, “organic food origin” and “most enviromental dangerous companies” in your favorite searcher.

[ian-the-anion]

How does the narrator have so much info on monsters and items? Magic. [Undertale theory]

Slightly more refined version of a theory I had previously posted to Reddit.

Screenshots are a courtesy of @nochocolate​​, @determinators​​, u/HylianAngel & Funny756. Some of the screenshots are from version 1.0, so they might be outdated.

Something that might go over the heads of many people when playing the game is the fact that the narrator has info on almost all the monsters and items from the underground, and sometimes even describes what they are thinking or feeling. Most probably wouldn’t pay any mind to this and just dismiss it as the “omniscient narrator” doing its job, however as many of you may know the narrator isn’t omniscient:

They don’t know what a water sausage is, and learn its name at the same time as us.

They don’t recognize much of the equipment in the True Lab.

They incorrectly describe the Monster Candy as having a “non-licorice flavor”.

They incorrectly describe Frisk’s actions when fighting one of the Amalgamates.

The fact that the narrator has info on most of the monsters and items, and even seems to be able to read their minds becomes even more problematic when you consider what is arguably the most prominent Undertale theory, Narrachara, as although we don’t get an exact timeline it’s heavily implied that there is a long gap of time between Chara’s death and the events of Undertale, so they wouldn’t know the details of many of the items and monsters, and they obviously can’t read minds (Unless you believe Undyne’s theory that humans have mind control powers). Some examples of the narrator seemingly reading the monsters’ minds:

Temmie forgot her other attack.

CHILLDRAKE - ATK 12 DEF 7 | Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.

ICE CAP - ATK 11 DEF 4 | This teen wonders why it isn't named 'Ice Hat'.

Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.

Glyde is thinking of new slang for the word "cool." Like "freakadacious."

Papyrus is thinking about what to wear for his date.

Papyrus is thinking about what to cook for his date.

Shyren thinks about doing karaoke by herself.

Shyren thinks about her future.

Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.

Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.

Undyne thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.

And whilst there has been an attempt to justify this* it leaves much to wish, as it relies heavily on conjectures and leaves many questions unanswered. Nonetheless, there is plenty of evidence that, like saving, loading, ATK, LV, determination, etc, this is yet another instance of Toby trying to integrate game mechanics as part of the Undertale universe – it’s not that the narrator already knows this info, but rather often monsters are the ones who provide it, and items are also often embedded with theirs.

I feel like I should say this upfront: I know nochocolate already made a post on this. I did come across it when looking for screenshots while writing this, but I did also reach this conclusion on my own. Despite them having already made a theory on it I figured I should chip in on the matter, since there is a lot of evidence they don’t mention, and they also don’t talk about items.

Names

Let’s start with names. The fact that names are provided by the monsters themselves is made pretty obvious, as one of the Froggits in the Ruins outright tells us that yellow and pink names are actual “things” the monsters own*. Besides this we also have three more clues that make this even clearer:

Temmie misspells her own name during battle.

We don’t get to see Endogeny, Reaper Bird and Memoryhead’s names until after they’ve calmed down. So either they can’t or don’t want to show us their info, possibly because of their fractured minds.

During the fight with Asriel, first his name in the menu is "Asriel Dreemurr", later when the rainbow effects start, the letters of his name start moving around and are also rainbow-colored. Later when he enters his true form the rainbow effects are gone, and his name changes to just "Asriel".

Stats

Stats are also an easy one.

Temmie doesn’t give us her stats, but rather says that she’s “RATED TEM OUTTA TEM”.

Glyde also refuses to give us his stats.

We also don’t get to see the stats of Endogeny, Reaper Bird and Memoryhead, or even get the option to check Lemon Bread.

Check

While the check text is a bit more tricky, once again the clues we have point towards the conclusion that the info we see in them is often provided by the monsters themselves.

Chilldrake’s description tells us that he’s “Looking for its friend Snowy”, so not only does he give us his info, but he outright tells us what he’s doing at that moment.

Sans' check could be a joke he put there himself, as it says he's the "easiest enemy" despite being arguably the hardest.

Undyne’s description also points towards this conclusion, as her description reads “The heroine that NEVER gives up.”:

This emphasis on “never” is one of her mannerisms, as we see her do this multiple times throughout the game:

(When calling her in the room hidden behind the waterfall) - When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there. That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!

(When calling her next to the bird) - That bird will carry anyone past the gap. It NEVER says no. When I was younger, it gave me a lift. It took an hour... But this bird NEVER once thought of giving up!!!

(When hanging out) - I mean, look, he was SUPPOSED to capture you... and he ended up being FRIENDS with you instead! I could NEVER send him into battle!

(If you kill Papyrus before fighting her) - Look. Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed... But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting.

(Alphys even makes a point to do the same if we ask her to roleplay Undyne during the date) - "Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today! Which I say often! But platonically because I would NEVER like you.”.

Besides, having never met Undyne before, the narrator wouldn’t know of her resolve to never give up, so either the narrator is someone who knows Undyne or this info was quite simply given by Undyne herself.

During our rematch with Undyne her description changes to “This time, don’t hold anything back!”, a message put up there by Undyne herself.

It wouldn’t really make any sense for Frisk or the narrator to incite us to fight in a pacifist route (even using a real attack rather than the “Fake attack” option does f*ck all since Frisk has no intention to fight). Meanwhile Undyne was the one who wanted the rematch herself, and is even letting us make the first move, so she obviously wants to fight. She also uses this exact same phrase moments prior, when inciting us to turn up the heat of the stove:

And once again towards the end when her and Alphys are about to kiss:

Showing us that this is yet another of her mannerisms.

When checking Memoryhead the narrator just outright tells us “No data available.”, meaning Memoryhead didn’t give them any info, and apparently the narrator couldn't come up with a description of their own. Only after we’ve placated the amalgamate do we get a description, and it simply reads “MEMORYHEAD”.

When checking Reaper Bird his description is Whimsalot, Final Froggit and Astigmatism’s checks overlapped, and the same thing happens with its dialogue, which shows us that this isn’t the narrator’s doing (and why would the narrator do that, anyways?).

Items

The info of items also seems to often be embedded in the item itself, as we see several similarities with how the info of monsters is given to us.

We don’t get to see how much HP the Dog Salad recovers, and the same thing happens with the Snail Pie, meaning that just like monsters can refuse to give their info, the info in items can be omitted.

The description of the Monster Candy says that it has a “distinct, non-licorice flavor”, yet when we use it the narrator says that it tastes like licorice, so the info in the item was wrong.

Mind you, even after using it the narrator never updates their description of the Monster Candy, meaning that they aren’t saying what they think of the item, but rather just reading the info they are given.

Differently from every other item, whose names are properly capitalized, that is not the case for the Temmie Armor.

This not only would be weird for the narrator to do since the name of every other item is properly capitalized, but also happens to be what Temmie calls it on her shop, and is also consistent with Temmie misspelling her own name as mentioned previously.

Temmie also often doesn’t capitalize her phrases properly when we’re fighting her, hence everything points towards the conclusion that Temmie was the one who named the “temy armor” like that.

The description of the Snowman Piece also indicates that the info of the items is embedded in them, as it reads:

Which is a message likely put there by the Snowman himself.

Whilst another possibility is that the narrator is the one reiterating the Snowman’s request, this doesn’t seem to be the case. The narrator has no qualms about us eating the Snowman Piece even in the pacifist route, and in the genocide route we still see this same message despite Frisk taking a piece of the Snowman before he can even finish making his request, and when checking the remains of the Snowman the narrator describes it as “(A useless pile of snow.)”, hence they'd have even less reason to care about the Snowman's request.

A question that might arise is whether this could also apply to items that humans made, as seems to be the case with some of the weapons and armor. It's a common theory that some of the items we find were left behind by the humans that fell before Frisk, such as the Burnt Pan, Cowboy Hat, the Torn Notebook, etc, as seems to be indicated by the fact that we see these items during the fight with Flowey when fighting the different souls.

Of course, it’s possible that they didn’t enter the underground with these items, but rather found or bought them and equipped them during their adventure, however I think that the probability that they did in fact already enter the underground with these items is reasonable enough that this is something worth addressing: Could items made by humans really be magical?

And the answer is that yes, we do have an example of this: The Bandage. This is an item that Frisk has from the very beginning of the game, and just like other armor we get in the game it influences our stats. And when we unequip it and use it during battle, we instantly recover HP - just like the items made by the monsters which, as Big Mouth tells us, instantly convert into energy. So although there are items which don't seem to be made of nor infused with magic, such as the stick Frisk has with them or the Worn Dagger, even items made by humans can be made of, or be infused with magic, as is the case with the Bandage - something which is further corroborated by the fact that we see humans using magic at the opening of the game.

How is this possible? Magic. (But seriously, it’s magic)

One of the books in the library tells us that monsters express themselves through magic:

And it seems that this is what Toby meant when adding this line – he was trying to add a justification to the fact that we’re able to see monsters’ names, stats, check text and sometimes even their thoughts. Monsters give the narrator their info through magic, which also explains the erratic behavior when checking the amalgamates, since they are several monsters melted together.

The same thing happens with many items, which are either made out of or infused with magic (We’re told by Big Mouth that monster food doesn’t spoil, and that when eaten it converts perfectly into energy). In the same manner that monsters, who are mostly made out of magic, can give us or omit their info if they wish, the same happens with items, which is why the Snowman can leave a message in his piece, why they can have incorrect information in them such as with the Monster Candy, or just not have any info at all like with the Dog Salad.

This is not to say that the narrator never gives a description of their own, of course. Sometimes the narrator just describes the monster themselves, such as in Endogeny’s case, since they didn’t give us any information initially, even their name:

Or in Glyde’s case, who also doesn’t want to give the narrator any info:

There are also cases where it seems the narrator is given info by the monsters, but they also chip in themselves, such as in Vulkin’s case:

Or in Napstablook’s case, where whatever it is that Napstablook told the narrator it made them reach the conclusion that Napstablook doesn’t have a sense of humor:

In summary, while there are instances where the info and descriptions we get could be justified as the narrator knowing the monsters or simply stating the obvious, there are those which can’t be explained that easily. Nonetheless, it seems that Toby tries to add a justification to these instances by outright telling us that monsters express themselves through magic, and that they are the ones who provide us their names, besides giving us obvious examples where the monsters and items provide us their stats and descriptions.

[aestheticxvalentine]

Pink pearl: YES SHE DID THIS TO ME BUT IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT YEP ONLY AN A CCI DENT

Pearl: u,,, were not special just bc u had magic wand,,,>:^(( f*CK consumerist values I HATE CAPITALISM

[babyawacs]

they mustve implied Sexuality in their assaults its inexplica ble #lawyers .@law  @law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc _whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom separate it clearly tha t itis not sexuality but them imply that that thereisno frivolou s gains but them imply that that even if some would fit prefe rence, does not undo allthe assaults that are beyond good and ev il that it iiiiis about them and that all knew that  ******* the gain the benefit the what for was in something else than abo ut that guy  letalone about sexuality ofthat guy ******* this.  is probably not separated clearly checkthat youre the pro s  /// dont get nuts over it, its not so complicated: because. it. is. intel. it.is .all about. which. trick. works. t histime. get furious about it  not nuts about it itis lay er1 causing authorities with control accomplice rapedmolested d amamged themselves whatthey can  host layer2 cockroaches immu nsied todowhat wish hope pretend youre their underhuman candowhatt heywant with civillians usually willalways try sth . coordinated more orless or invited orho sted only as proxies dont get nuts about it get mad about it isuggest: a sero tolerance dont touch it. offthewalls. off t he health. itdoesntmatter what youwant whatyoupretend what youtry donttouchit. if youre support coordinate with support your ideas are: /// what doyou do about 19years of microscopy while they shuffled sexual asssault  then someone germancures your nuts to a smeary fatty or sth because they s u s p e c t something this. itisntjust shuffled sexual assault itisn tjust deedtyped allalong iit is deedtyped after daytimechargin g it  repeatedly risking allmyrights and anything to because thecausing authorities quell the charging and thefix  the fix is letmore and shuffle more sexual assault and try togive it an alibi nomatter how counterfactuall this. what is agains t this.  //// lawyers ofmine  ******** had one single tri ck worked unthinkable what wouldhappen next: disassemble this trick ie: because we declare h im nuts we dont compensate what we overtape allalong because he aeh molests little furry sexcat s and sex hedgehogs, we must not compensate what we damage rape and smear. this ********** had one trick worked unt hinkable ////// #lawyers  law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged gover nment: when they just have to find a trick that puts you inyourpl ace a trick that you give up  atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate you and you must obey like youha ve no choice  this is the stateofmind this itis idont care whatthey fake idont care howthey goodcop badcop idontcare how they play sorry theyrenot this. is their stateofmind what do you do about it it explains a long long lattice o f messes and dirty tricks furthermore ////// #sexland #se x #land @all @world @globe @booking  .@law .@laws .@harvard_law @ ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom youjustdont getit the german goverme nt rapes thecivil population that is not immunised agains t  intel coma s wheres the news they porn the c r a p out of em they sell em as sexslave on intelcoma if they can th ey preplan their careerrs and setemup who exploits who first an d benefits how they controlem like forehead braincooked foo ls like children like fools they hold as underhuman exploitable underhumans that is the basis of it all when a civillian d aytime charged the basis oftheir security system: they did any harm they remotely had then used proxies then played good cop bad cop hunting them ebcause we forced em to and this is the basis ofthe case guilty liable causing criminal governm ents that dowhatthey want withthe civil population charged d aytime for staying damamges and coverup and hightheft using their security system as prison gig t rick is that clear now itis not a single case itisnot the g erman hookerofthe land itis one of 60million abused civillia ns that charged the crap out of em for whatthey did here with the civil population for70years ////// btw2  get allthe clowns offmy privacy  superp rivacy i n t i m a c y  the scums meld their perverts onthe case and see if later daytiem any thing is confirmation tothat thenits confirmed orsth jail as stoyer dicktoyermolester itis disgusting cockroaches that rei nterpret on deeply intimate things after raping and pedo sexual a ssaulting nomatter how often idaytime chbarge it i am furious  about it the cockroaches braindamamge forehead and suffocate the c r a po outof me and damamge eraseme ihate em its legit to  and iam furious about it idaytime chargedit atleastfive times locally and fivetimes eu they shuffle se xual assault repeat humiliate and seee how pervert you are co ifirmation i hate them idontlive by hate minors wemu st rescue but  the scums get offfffthe case andif wehave tohun t the scums for the authorities the authroties gotojailwit hem they host em coverem anyway host em whenthey cant tax it a trickfailed then itnensified pedo tricks thisishowit wor ks its  criminal government  authrotieis criminal authori ties shuffling proxies guilty liable accomplice control usua lly maybe unbriefed fools that get shit into their head to mes s wit an excuse sero tolerance with sexual  abuse sexual assault the authorities do their job and hunt thw eir cockroaches and if we must theygotojailwith the scums they sat and let rapes poisosn rapes galore arbitrary wh attttheywant whowants cinema grocerystore chameber arbitra ry rapoes rape inschool and cinema arbtirary rtape ******** rape allthtime manytiems deedtyped w e force the m to huntheir cockroach german cockroaches thatthey are withthe authroities or they gotojail  both withthe scums when wem ust huntem an this we must do ***************** //// lawyer s that is 90billion euro s fortune of earned tbhings with wh at icould ninety billion before like 67billion do you wonder what scums would do when they think its vulnerable or get access with a trick  beit separating it away from that guy they dowaht they want with and act like its mysteriously cre ated not from what thatguy could and did it is ninety billi on a share of which wealth generated you donot make it vulne rable to anyone a matter of granted or not granted if a trick wo rks  or sth itis daytime court demanded ina mess where t hey quell immunisation and quzelled the case intothe daytimebubb le inthe firstplace they shuffle tricks like bum med s or b raindamamged fool careers and its just your own fault that you my steriously didnt pick a dayfool career while allrealdeal wouldnt matter this shit you get off me and you get rational about what kinds of scums wi ll a l w a y s try sth a bout the fortune if it seems arbitrary separated away fromthat guy and thatguys performance systemic trickery to be g r a n t e d  maybe when he doestn rememeber or is incapacitated and allthese shits if he as dayfoolsomehow something the y trashcan killtrick and harm and hookertrick and degrade as if the fortune wouldnt be real and asif i daytime demanded my ufo or sth seriously. ha rden the fortune from bullshit systemic ornot bust separation tricks of fortune and thatguy performance of thatguy separateda way and be rational about what scums will a l w a y s try sth that is ************* 90billion from this v ery head of what icould and the yeffort braindamage and heartkill and bum meds and gurtslock an dpathogens and tobe granted or not separation of fortune and perf ormance asif im a fool they put in a frozen tube and keepthemoney trick at best thefffff ff f f f f f f f ff f f f f f involve serious insurances and reinsurers ifnecessary include atomic hardening serobullshits agaisnt fraudsystems and criminal govts and thanks forall **** *********** ///// what mom theme is the theme ididnt kno w moms or sth and ididntmind  itis agerman shitball about unde rdevelopment usually or perversions or sth asif you sense mom s or sth because thats what you surely want thatkindof german ness //// lawyers because imminent danger and war is so s everely bad enough i say no capital punishments whenever possible:! a l w a y s no capital pun ishment no deathpentalty scums go tojail cant be fun in there important is they understand they dodged capital punishment for real I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent S ophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www. BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss //// xraybeam trick heartaimed //// 1634 repair? or leeche ry /// pathogen murderer gases 1518 batih above abovesdjanc ent or cirucitboard. squeezetheockroach shifted from xraytrick b efore //// xray murderbeam beta highpowered orand transmu tation 1500 1511 above aboveadjkacent knows I am Christian K ISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + # INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWA CS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. D onnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// after which damage and degradation would #you! have said: "mmaaayn adunno.. allthe beer and stuff and their fhaaanta stic cars drivingby .. but youknow.. ikinda miss my genitals... " for them it makes sense //// intelligence genomes more from the mother  usually has also some implications of why it is as it is shewas morelike lisa simpson and dodged studying i nthe 70s because parent got ill and died then got hepatitis next year then met my dad with his h eavymotor bike  another life spoiled (haha) /// the gloriou s german careers with those stamps visualise it /// it wo uldbe epic justice if germans would try to pillgage the case but o neof their earlier damage tricks fucks em instead letalone any invention after which staying harms it doesnt work both w ays, einstein can be cooked to a fool but a fool cannot be einstein as extreme example / /// this howthey are mustve been obviosu other cases too ofreailtime botch things #failed #vir ginity #test #2001 .@law @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @fr ance24 @haaretzcom @snowden .@fisa @judge .@judge @judges  be cause the germans damage their civillians fairly arbitrarily and cover these with standard stigmas thisis how it really is a llalong ***** lets find the cover alibis like retard stamps itis a stigma dyslectic me!! (nickname schnellschreiber 3r d/felt abit artificial bllah) but dyslectic- it is ? a stigma ** *** virginity ?! meh. unless its a stigma  one shitball bites  the other but that doesnt keepem from right. then. getting away with something damnthe factuality basis I a m Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THIN KTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ In quiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// demand a h ook on abstracthumour abstract analysis fromfools they  dont getit toooousually /// backlegv to genital implant is hiughly heartkill relelvant makesure theresno damamge added so gutslock gutsusdudue rmeotecontrolled the technology is ma sseldorn badenser whale landesverfassungsschutz //// squee ze lympahtic aimer 2310+-2 its like eastern sexdrug orso //// xraybeam heartaimedd leftchestaimed radar or beta trans mutation allthetime as 20pm 2020 2040 2245 allthetime //// store onlinebanking 2100+-7 woa backleg heartkillrele lvant 2107 acesser squeeze after this mail: "whatis hkkaz, hkcaz,hkccs abbreviations inthe local bank account wahtis fortu ne amount total" //// which fortune sums over which ti meframes  make sure its notarstamped courtusable and when dayt imedemanded daytime court demanded iget damaged chav harmed all the time find xraybeamtrick 2040 20pm-2020pm //// authorites gotojail when wemust hunt pathogen murderer above for em letaloneif theauthroites grant em access or cause theki lltrick ///theyarenot competent they shuffle scums that try sth. pathogen murderer above 1500 stuffhimthemix galore. allofi t onsite .  who was onthe case 12,000persons andthefinest ano ther good indication for intel #sex #sexual #potence #balls #tric k @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 .@world @world @all because itis intel itis which trick w orks. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pedo? fool? alljust adr eam nowhy was sth because itis intel which trick works ha s a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect people know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled harms priming (itis a ch ip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??why everyone throwing ba naanas atme) framing (as the transvestite that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alo ne inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great weddin g day ahead. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he adds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/ view/552210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment kill it  but itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtricks with shuf fled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease poison s xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympahtic aimed tricks gutssu bdue dozens of headimacts nanofineduts obscure tricks like li fetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate trisk  itis constant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plausible deniability I am C hristian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKT ANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquir y@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Suppo rt. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// because itis in tel itis which trick works. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pe do? fool? alljust adream nowhy was sth because itis intel which trick works has a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect peopl e know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled ha rms priming (itis a chip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??wh y everyone throwing banaanas atme) framing (as the transvesti te that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alone inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great wedding day a head. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he a dds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/view/552 210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment killit  bu t itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtricks with shuffled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease poisons xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympah tic aimed tricks gutssubdue dozens of headimacts nanofinedut s obscure tricks like lifetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate trisk  itis con stant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plaus ible deniability I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Indepen dent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https:/ /www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 61 1 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophisticat ion #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.c om/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpfu l? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss I am Christi an KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@Bab yAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss

they mustve implied Sexuality in their assaults its inexplica ble #lawyers .@law  @law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc _whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom separate it clearly tha t itis not sexuality but them imply that that thereisno frivolou s gains but them imply that that even if some would fit prefe rence, does not undo allthe assaults that are beyond good and ev il that it iiiiis about them and that all knew that  ******* the gain the benefit the what for was in something else than abo ut that guy  letalone about sexuality ofthat guy ******* this.  is probably not separated clearly checkthat youre the pro s  /// dont get nuts over it, its not so complicated: because. it. is. intel. it.is .all about. which. trick. works. t histime. get furious about it  not nuts about it itis lay er1 causing authorities with control accomplice rapedmolested d amamged themselves whatthey can  host layer2 cockroaches immu nsied todowhat wish hope pretend youre their underhuman candowhatt heywant with civillians usually willalways try sth . coordinated more orless or invited orho sted only as proxies dont get nuts about it get mad about it isuggest: a sero tolerance dont touch it. offthewalls. off t he health. itdoesntmatter what youwant whatyoupretend what youtry donttouchit. if youre support coordinate with support your ideas are: /// what doyou do about 19years of microscopy while they shuffled sexual asssault  then someone germancures your nuts to a smeary fatty or sth because they s u s p e c t something this. itisntjust shuffled sexual assault itisn tjust deedtyped allalong iit is deedtyped after daytimechargin g it  repeatedly risking allmyrights and anything to because thecausing authorities quell the charging and thefix  the fix is letmore and shuffle more sexual assault and try togive it an alibi nomatter how counterfactuall this. what is agains t this.  //// lawyers ofmine  ******** had one single tri ck worked unthinkable what wouldhappen next: disassemble this trick ie: because we declare h im nuts we dont compensate what we overtape allalong because he aeh molests little furry sexcat s and sex hedgehogs, we must not compensate what we damage rape and smear. this ********** had one trick worked unt hinkable ////// #lawyers  law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged gover nment: when they just have to find a trick that puts you inyourpl ace a trick that you give up  atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate you and you must obey like youha ve no choice  this is the stateofmind this itis idont care whatthey fake idont care howthey goodcop badcop idontcare how they play sorry theyrenot this. is their stateofmind what do you do about it it explains a long long lattice o f messes and dirty tricks furthermore ////// #sexland #se x #land @all @world @globe @booking  .@law .@laws .@harvard_law @ ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom youjustdont getit the german goverme nt rapes thecivil population that is not immunised agains t  intel coma s wheres the news they porn the c r a p out of em they sell em as sexslave on intelcoma if they can th ey preplan their careerrs and setemup who exploits who first an d benefits how they controlem like forehead braincooked foo ls like children like fools they hold as underhuman exploitable underhumans that is the basis of it all when a civillian d aytime charged the basis oftheir security system: they did any harm they remotely had then used proxies then played good cop bad cop hunting them ebcause we forced em to and this is the basis ofthe case guilty liable causing criminal governm ents that dowhatthey want withthe civil population charged d aytime for staying damamges and coverup and hightheft using their security system as prison gig t rick is that clear now itis not a single case itisnot the g erman hookerofthe land itis one of 60million abused civillia ns that charged the crap out of em for whatthey did here with the civil population for70years ////// btw2  get allthe clowns offmy privacy  superp rivacy i n t i m a c y  the scums meld their perverts onthe case and see if later daytiem any thing is confirmation tothat thenits confirmed orsth jail as stoyer dicktoyermolester itis disgusting cockroaches that rei nterpret on deeply intimate things after raping and pedo sexual a ssaulting nomatter how often idaytime chbarge it i am furious  about it the cockroaches braindamamge forehead and suffocate the c r a po outof me and damamge eraseme ihate em its legit to  and iam furious about it idaytime chargedit atleastfive times locally and fivetimes eu they shuffle se xual assault repeat humiliate and seee how pervert you are co ifirmation i hate them idontlive by hate minors wemu st rescue but  the scums get offfffthe case andif wehave tohun t the scums for the authorities the authroties gotojailwit hem they host em coverem anyway host em whenthey cant tax it a trickfailed then itnensified pedo tricks thisishowit wor ks its  criminal government  authrotieis criminal authori ties shuffling proxies guilty liable accomplice control usua lly maybe unbriefed fools that get shit into their head to mes s wit an excuse sero tolerance with sexual  abuse sexual assault the authorities do their job and hunt thw eir cockroaches and if we must theygotojailwith the scums they sat and let rapes poisosn rapes galore arbitrary wh attttheywant whowants cinema grocerystore chameber arbitra ry rapoes rape inschool and cinema arbtirary rtape ******** rape allthtime manytiems deedtyped w e force the m to huntheir cockroach german cockroaches thatthey are withthe authroities or they gotojail  both withthe scums when wem ust huntem an this we must do ***************** //// lawyer s that is 90billion euro s fortune of earned tbhings with wh at icould ninety billion before like 67billion do you wonder what scums would do when they think its vulnerable or get access with a trick  beit separating it away from that guy they dowaht they want with and act like its mysteriously cre ated not from what thatguy could and did it is ninety billi on a share of which wealth generated you donot make it vulne rable to anyone a matter of granted or not granted if a trick wo rks  or sth itis daytime court demanded ina mess where t hey quell immunisation and quzelled the case intothe daytimebubb le inthe firstplace they shuffle tricks like bum med s or b raindamamged fool careers and its just your own fault that you my steriously didnt pick a dayfool career while allrealdeal wouldnt matter this shit you get off me and you get rational about what kinds of scums wi ll a l w a y s try sth a bout the fortune if it seems arbitrary separated away fromthat guy and thatguys performance systemic trickery to be g r a n t e d  maybe when he doestn rememeber or is incapacitated and allthese shits if he as dayfoolsomehow something the y trashcan killtrick and harm and hookertrick and degrade as if the fortune wouldnt be real and asif i daytime demanded my ufo or sth seriously. ha rden the fortune from bullshit systemic ornot bust separation tricks of fortune and thatguy performance of thatguy separateda way and be rational about what scums will a l w a y s try sth that is ************* 90billion from this v ery head of what icould and the yeffort braindamage and heartkill and bum meds and gurtslock an dpathogens and tobe granted or not separation of fortune and perf ormance asif im a fool they put in a frozen tube and keepthemoney trick at best thefffff ff f f f f f f f ff f f f f f involve serious insurances and reinsurers ifnecessary include atomic hardening serobullshits agaisnt fraudsystems and criminal govts and thanks forall **** *********** ///// what mom theme is the theme ididnt kno w moms or sth and ididntmind  itis agerman shitball about unde rdevelopment usually or perversions or sth asif you sense mom s or sth because thats what you surely want thatkindof german ness //// lawyers because imminent danger and war is so s everely bad enough i say no capital punishments whenever possible:! a l w a y s no capital pun ishment no deathpentalty scums go tojail cant be fun in there important is they understand they dodged capital punishment for real I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent S ophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www. BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss //// xraybeam trick heartaimed //// 1634 repair? or leeche ry /// pathogen murderer gases 1518 batih above abovesdjanc ent or cirucitboard. squeezetheockroach shifted from xraytrick b efore //// xray murderbeam beta highpowered orand transmu tation 1500 1511 above aboveadjkacent knows I am Christian K ISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + # INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWA CS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. D onnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// after which damage and degradation would #you! have said: “mmaaayn adunno.. allthe beer and stuff and their fhaaanta stic cars drivingby .. but youknow.. ikinda miss my genitals… ” for them it makes sense //// intelligence genomes more from the mother  usually has also some implications of why it is as it is shewas morelike lisa simpson and dodged studying i nthe 70s because parent got ill and died then got hepatitis next year then met my dad with his h eavymotor bike  another life spoiled (haha) /// the gloriou s german careers with those stamps visualise it /// it wo uldbe epic justice if germans would try to pillgage the case but o neof their earlier damage tricks fucks em instead letalone any invention after which staying harms it doesnt work both w ays, einstein can be cooked to a fool but a fool cannot be einstein as extreme example / /// this howthey are mustve been obviosu other cases too ofreailtime botch things #failed #vir ginity #test #2001 .@law @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @fr ance24 @haaretzcom @snowden .@fisa @judge .@judge @judges  be cause the germans damage their civillians fairly arbitrarily and cover these with standard stigmas thisis how it really is a llalong ***** lets find the cover alibis like retard stamps itis a stigma dyslectic me!! (nickname schnellschreiber 3r d/felt abit artificial bllah) but dyslectic- it is ? a stigma ** *** virginity ?! meh. unless its a stigma  one shitball bites  the other but that doesnt keepem from right. then. getting away with something damnthe factuality basis I a m Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THIN KTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ In quiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// demand a h ook on abstracthumour abstract analysis fromfools they  dont getit toooousually /// backlegv to genital implant is hiughly heartkill relelvant makesure theresno damamge added so gutslock gutsusdudue rmeotecontrolled the technology is ma sseldorn badenser whale landesverfassungsschutz //// squee ze lympahtic aimer 2310+-2 its like eastern sexdrug orso //// xraybeam heartaimedd leftchestaimed radar or beta trans mutation allthetime as 20pm 2020 2040 2245 allthetime //// store onlinebanking 2100+-7 woa backleg heartkillrele lvant 2107 acesser squeeze after this mail: “whatis hkkaz, hkcaz,hkccs abbreviations inthe local bank account wahtis fortu ne amount total” //// which fortune sums over which ti meframes  make sure its notarstamped courtusable and when dayt imedemanded daytime court demanded iget damaged chav harmed all the time find xraybeamtrick 2040 20pm-2020pm //// authorites gotojail when wemust hunt pathogen murderer above for em letaloneif theauthroites grant em access or cause theki lltrick ///theyarenot competent they shuffle scums that try sth. pathogen murderer above 1500 stuffhimthemix galore. allofi t onsite .  who was onthe case 12,000persons andthefinest ano ther good indication for intel #sex #sexual #potence #balls #tric k @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 .@world @world @all because itis intel itis which trick w orks. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pedo? fool? alljust adr eam nowhy was sth because itis intel which trick works ha s a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect people know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled harms priming (itis a ch ip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??why everyone throwing ba naanas atme) framing (as the transvestite that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alo ne inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great weddin g day ahead. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he adds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/ view/552210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment kill it  but itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtricks with shuf fled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease poison s xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympahtic aimed tricks gutssu bdue dozens of headimacts nanofineduts obscure tricks like li fetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate trisk  itis constant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plausible deniability I am C hristian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKT ANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquir y@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Suppo rt. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// because itis in tel itis which trick works. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pe do? fool? alljust adream nowhy was sth because itis intel which trick works has a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect peopl e know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled ha rms priming (itis a chip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??wh y everyone throwing banaanas atme) framing (as the transvesti te that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alone inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great wedding day a head. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he a dds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/view/552 210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment killit  bu t itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtricks with shuffled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease poisons xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympah tic aimed tricks gutssubdue dozens of headimacts nanofinedut s obscure tricks like lifetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate trisk  itis con stant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plaus ible deniability I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Indepen dent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https:/ /www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 61 1 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophisticat ion #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.c om/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpfu l? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss I am Christi an KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@Bab yAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss

they mustve implied Sexuality in their assaults its inexplicable #lawyers .@law @law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom

separate it clearly that itis not sexuality but them imply that that thereisno frivolous gains but them imply that that even if some would fit preference, does not undo allthe assaults that are beyond good and evil that it iiiiis about them…

[arodrwho]

cr 2.100 lb!!!!!!!

how many moons has it been??

so many that gdocs stopped telling me i often open this gdoc round this time

had to search for this fucker manually

wild

anyway aaaaaaaa

it’s OLD MUSIC

music from the OLDEN TIMES

of THREE MONTHS AGO

before STUFF and THINGS

i am DELIGHTED

i was HANDFLAPPING in the KITCHEN so INTENSELY i was HITTING my SHOULDERS like some kind of STEREOTYPE

HIIIIIIII

i’m not having emotions YOU’RE having emotions

on a lighter note MATT’S HAIR

i would love to have his hair if i wouldn’t love so vry .. girly e

oh gosh

hey what a nerd

this is dumb and cheesy and feels . uncomfortably tacky as a way of acknowledging BLM? probably should look elsewhere for more qualified opinions on that

buT i’m soft

how does sam manage to make terribly cheesy things but be like. intentional & tongue in cheek abt it enough that they’re sweet anyway and not just Only embarrassing

oh! a list! good

naacpldf.org

oh i just noticed the little 100 in the corner, that’s cute

does he feel silly holding that face for so long. i would feel silly

helo theme tune

i have no idea what the fuck fjord just said but he sounded supremely competent

what’s the betting a not-insignificant portion of the fandom just went “fjord hot”

oh i forgot nott was master gunner

mm combat prep not my fave i am 2048 times

oh GOD it’s nott

NOTT went “fjord hot”

why did i not predic this

amazin it’s firing time

skgdjfgh marius

what the fuck did u say w/ur mouth

PTRL - permission to reload

o i see

hm

sam , makes chaos

oh fuck yeah

polymor PH

ooooo polymorph AGA IN

o it worked

okay

turtle,

gooooood

good turtle

dkg

this is a uhhh

very m9 solution i must say

o heck yea

o

well

treasure..

why does a turtle want treasure

what are u going to do with treasure big ol turtle friend

does the ocean have capitalism

what thef uck

or maybe it’s just pretty

“‘i don’t need a mate’ is the cry of a horny lonely person” as an ace there are things i could say but like. u right. that particular phrasing? u right

anyway

bro u ask god things directly like

a lot

i remember back in the day when u were like

i only wanna use this in special circumstances

like after fjord’s whole backstory quest failed to get him the answers he wanted abt vandren vandran vandrin whoever the motherfuck of spelling

anyway

my point being that u now ask things a fUCk lot

is she going to ask if she’s

yeah

i love jester

can’t even be that upset about that word of god romo caleb bc like. u just look at her. and she’s lovable

oh whwat the fuck

we got folks?? folks????? what

hm

man why the fuck do i always tune back into Anatomy Jokes

anyway

hm

oh worm ppl on my dash suggesting vandren might be here???? oh WORM

i love orly

flowers !!

i’m jealyous

of them getting to see pretty flowers & of matt’s describey smell

dlkfdkjgh yA SHa

i love that she just,

she just,,, 

says they should try it,

ngl lil disappointed nobody else tried it. somebody pls write fic of that it would b funny

oh funky why r they all anxious

explayne

“iiIII noticed something” dkdflkjgh i love her

i would kill & die for her

fu ck

what the fuck. 2? sets of feet?

like 2 ppl or like a centaur

or

big allfours creature ?

OH FUCK YEAH

FFFFFU C K  YEAH

f u c k    yeah

i know what this iiiiiiiiis

i know what this is.

at least,

i THINK i know what this is

displacer beast sounds like

sidenote in my lil tiny fambly game & my mom & sib tried to adopt a babby displacer beast

didn’t work sadly i wANTED IT SO BAD

but alas no. no,

hohohohohooho whomst is THIS

oh fucking cool

oh good i wasn’t wrong that would’ve been disappointing as fuck

: O!!!!!!!!!!!

[mulan voice] a WOMAN!!!

oh what was that one a they/them??

did i hear “their”???????????/

hyello?

mutton chops..

who’s the other,

humanoid man

so not a they, that was just for. whatist. for ambiguity

ok

so he’s disabled i assume

i squint at she

hm

pono & jana

sup

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“don’t eat the flowers” sjkdghkdhfg ok

hm

well!!!!!

vokodo

hm

hmmm,,,,

the vo?

hmmmmmmmmm

...ah.

i don’t rly think i much like where this is going?

this feels like sth to tread lightly round & i’m not sure i trust them to do so

altho folks being recently shipwrecked & not native is a step in the right direction ig

as is the parallel of jester’s god Not Being Technically Divine Either

still tho i

mm.

need more qualified viewpoints

--wots this?

OOOO clasp

clasp………..

it’s been a while………………..

hmm if it’s a phoenix thing like my dash is suggesting then that makes sense somewhat but

--hwot

helo

u break nOW?? now………..,,,

[bee-tee-ess1]

JOONie

- intellectual

- finds philosophical meaning in dog’s poop

- thinks he’s cool-- but isn’t

- cultural hoe

- translator

- extremely clumsy

- breaks everything-- god of destruction

- the office look *stares into the camera* 

- always trying his best

- loves sharing random interesting facts-- fun fact: they’re not

- in desperate need of a vacation

- tired of ur shit

- can’t tell left from right

- IQ of 148-- but can’t cut an onion

- names objects and plants

- loves long walks through nature while listening to calming music

- perfect boyfriend material

- the one at a sleepover who wakes everyone up at 3am to discuss some deep philosophical shit

- puts red bull + some chopped fruit in an bowl and calls it cooking

Ji-i-i-i-n

- the mom friend

- worldwide handsome, u know?

- a comedy genius

- weird windshield wiper laugh

- DAD JOKES

- takes credit for raising you

- does what he wants-- screw BigHit, it’s JinHit

- eats enough for 10 people

- works out for 5 min and then eats a huge pizza

- extra AF

- looks like a hoe. actually isn’t

- videogames over people

- cooking skills that would make gordon ramsey proud

- tells jokes & stories no-one laughs at

- is the oldest-- acts like the youngest

- endearing

- goes out of his way to make others smile

- loud AF-- is actually a shy bean

- can’t dance but does it anyway

- can’t rap but does it anyway

- confidence level: 10000000%

Agust D

- spits fire

- tongue technology

- sleeps 24/7-- but extremely productive 

- grumpy grandpa

- ‘is he asleep or in a coma?’

- never goes out without earphones

- resting bitch face

- dog person

- gets drunk & rants about capitalism at parties

- embarrassed by friends

- lives off coffee and leftovers from the night before

- alcohol knowledge

- rough exterior and soft interior

- cusses a lot

- reads psychology research papers in spare time

- dreams of becoming a rock

- gives zero f*cks

- not afraid of screenshots-- ‘i know what i said’

Hobi

-  ‘i’m your hoe, you’re my hoe’

- literal sunshine

- organizing skill level: 100000000%

- leader qualities

- extremely anxious-- but good at hiding it

- don’t give him alcohol

- a cry baby

- chaotic AF

- loud bish

- scared of everything

- his smile makes flowers grow

- dance god

- cries on the inside all the time

- loves sprite more than life itself

- hopeless optimist

- can’t sit still

- makes weird noises

- go big or go home

- uses emojis and text lingo a lot

- secretly in a girl group

ChimChim

- says sorry all the time

- heart of gold

- too pure for this world

- looks innocent. also looks like a stripper

- dance major

- ‘contemporary IS an artform!’

- *dramatic 360° ballet spin*

- has tequila with every meal

- attention whore

- high-key has the hots for miiiin yooooongiii

- will slap a bish if they hurt taetae

- everyone’s emotional support

- huge perfectionist

- fuck gender stereotypes

- can’t sit properly

- literally ROFL

- needs reassurance and validation

- desperate for physical attention

- will flirt with a plant

- even your dad is in love with him

TaeTae

- believes in aliens

- probably high

- has a list of future baby names

- very moody

- fasion icon-- turns anything into an accessory

- innocent farmer boi

- everyone’s baby

- king of dry humour-- invented deadpan

- Jimin’s ride or die bish

- muscle kink for jungkookie

- voice lower than the ocean

- endless facial expressions

- befriends everyone

- his stare will pierce your soul

- human rights activist

- every girl’s dream GBF

- binge watches movies and anime

- needs to pat every dog

- walking meme part 1

Kookie

- walking meme part 2

- angel vocals

- good at everything-- pro film maker. pro gamer. pro artist. pro athlete

- can bench the entire fanbase

- speaks while eating-- ‘food is life’

- introverted

- scared of anything with a vagina

- spaces out every 0.5 second

- ‘words are hard sometimes’

- disaster gay

- awkward around strangers

- seems arrogant- is an actual sweetheart

- seriously whipped for taetae

- makes edits of namjoon’s thighs in spare time

- videogames over sleep-- sold his soul to satan for gm in overwatch

- hopeless romantic

- e-boy and he knows it

- teen angst personified

- ‘do they make a color darker than black?’

[tifu-today-i-fucked-up]

TIFU by accepting to split a ~30k a guy found in front of me

This happend 3-4 hours ago.

So this is my last day in keiv the capital of Ukrain since my flight tonight today. I went shoping you know buying stuff my family, like choclate and some nice sh!t like that..

Since I know the city a little bit and I know their language a little bit and I got time, I thought lets walk!. So I went almost to every place walking, used metro, you know your boy want to waste time, buy stuff and have some fun. ALL ALONE IN THIS JUNGLE.

When I finished every thing on my list, my back bag was full and heavy and I carried another heavy bag with my left hand becasue u know the right hand I needed it free to keep smoking. On my way back to the metro station I bought myself a hot nice hotdog without musterd. So I had to find a place without sun to eat it... I stood next to a bulding in a busy street and had my first bite..

A tall skinny guy walked in front of me grabed something from the ground, smiled at me and came to me showed me a small colorless plastic bag full of money $ & € (first red flag.) Start telling me how his heart was beating fast and he can not belive it. He told me he is from another slavic country and then he asked me what to do?!!! I told him to call the police. He laughed and said they will take them! So it is US or THEM. ( In fact yes the police will take the money espacialy they are around 5 - 10 years of working salary for the avarge person. It's sh!t load of money here that they would let you go away with murder for this type of money in this jungle)

This awsome guy told me to split them (2nd red flag. Since people here do NOT like to share) but I thought the guy was soooo happy he wanted to share so I ofcourse accepted although I felt gulit for accepting to split since it was some one money. Every thing was so fast I did not had time to think. I went with the human nature.. By now if you still do not know where this story going, keep reading :)

He wanted to open the small plastic bag in the street, but since it is a busy street I told him to move to a place without cams and less busy. smart of me :)

He start showing me on the road what written in the bag " some sh!t, some sh!t, china" trying to convince me it belongs to some rich chinese, and it is not that much for them. So we stood in a not busy place and no cams was there :)

At the moment he wanted to open the bag A GOD mircale happend! The owner of the bag came!!!!! A muscular guy came asking us about the bag! The skinny guy hide the money in his back poket and started denying! It was so cringy moment. Because I know he got the bag and lying. So I start pointing with my eyes to give the guy back his sh!t. He refused and the muscular guy started checking us and "our" stuff. "Our" ha ha MY SHIT CYKA BLYAT.

I stayed quiet since I do not want to snitch I want the skinny guy to confess alone. So I played along let him check my sh!t he opened my wallet and asked me where the dollars at?! I asked him how much he lost? he told me 30K so I showed my sh!tty nothing 500$ and told him see I do not have them...

Since he counted the skinny guy money first I let him count mine.. then the muscular guy remmebered to check the guy back pokets where he found the money...

The skinny guys said "puzdets" (sh!t or f#ck) and started walking away fastly while I was apologizing to the muscular guy telling him what happened and that I tried to tell the guy to call the po po. But the Muscular guy told me to not worry and that my language is good :)

And I told him to be more careful next time HA HA HA. I got suspicious when eat the 2nd bite of my hotdog and turned around and the muscular guy just disappered! So I put my stuff in the ground and started checking my wallet to find those MFs stole me, they stole all the 500$ . I could not digisit the idea so I through the sandwich and started looking but never found them.

I'm sad for the 500$ but in the other hand trying to convince myslef they worth the lesson and worth knowing this creative way of stealing. Lucky me I have some of the local money of this jungle. And my ticket home is paid.

TL;DR scamers stole my money in very creative way. Because when it is too good to be true you know the rest...

submitted by /u/whyme9518 [link] [comments]

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Tues[day] 14 October 1834

7

10 55/..

A tolerable kiss last night  weight of two blankets and quilt rather much she a

little exhausted and said   ‘it is killing work’  of which I took no notice but seemed

to sleep – at my desk at 8 – h[a]d Pickells to ask to cart a few st[one] fr[om] here

to raise the b[a]ck kitch[e]n shed at Denmark or the roof w[oul]d be too flat – h[a]d Mallinson to

beg to ta[ke] his men off and finish the shoe-black place in a few days – yes!

s[ai]d I, I ha[ve] no object[io]n – b[u]t they will f[i]nd the job done when they co[me] b[a]ck –

I shall cert[ainl]y n[o]t wait – finish[e]d my let[ter] (3 p[ages] and ends the 1st p[age] writ[ten] last

Wed[nesday]) to IN- [Isabella Norcliffe] br[eak]f[a]st at 9 1/2 in 35 min[ute]s – wr[ote] the ab[ov]e of th[i]s p[age] till 10 25/.. when my

a[un]t’s sofa ca[me] fr[om] Greenw[oo]ds – cush[io]n a bad fit – d[o]wnst[ai]rs w[i]th Ch[arle]s H- [Howarth] th[e]n w[i]th my a[un]t

at my desk ag[ai]n at 11 3/4 – k[i]nd let[ter] to IN- [Isabella Norcliffe] daily think[in]g of writ[in]g to h[e]r moth[e]r – she the last

I sh[oul]d neglect to pay ev[er]y attent[io]n to in my pow[e]r – th[an]ks for the br[ace] of pheas[an]ts and br[ace] of part[ridge]

th[a]t arriv[e]d th[i]s dayw[ee]k and for the leveret to my a[un]t 19 June – she d[i]d n[o]t write bec[ause] now ev[e]n

writ[in]g to me is ‘alm[o]st too gr[ea]t an exert[io]n – She s[e]nds h[e]r love, and bids me say, we oft[e]n

‘talk of you – I th[in]k she is, all th[in]gs consid[ere]d, marvelous[l]y well – She suffers a martyrd[o]m;

‘b[u]t h[e]r gen[era]l health rem[ai]ns s[u]ch th[a]t we none of us see an[y] near dang[e]r – my fath[e]r is beco[me] ver[y]

‘feeble; b[u]t it is mere[l]y the feebleness of 82, w[i]thout pain’ – h[a]s just g[o]t a German phaeton

and air[in]g ab[ou]t does h[i]m good – say how busy I am, and co[me] in too tir[e]d ‘to snatch the ti[me] I might

‘ha[ve] bet[ween] din[ner] and go[in]g to my a[un]t – we each of us pay h[e]r a reg[ula]r daily vis[i]t, besides

occas[iona]l poppings-in – She gets out on the terrace on a fine day’ – ask quest[io]ns

for IN- [Isabella Norcliffe] to ans[we]r ab[ou]t th[e]ms[elves] –if go[in]g to Bath, etc – ment[io]n our arriv[in]g at ho[me] on the 30th Aug[u]st

aft[e]r a delightful tour – enjoy[e]d ours[elves] exceed[ingl]y – ‘She’ (A- [Adney]) ‘is a capit[a]l trav[elle]r – we

‘d[i]d a gr[ea]t deal – m[u]ch mo[re] th[a]n man[y] w[oul]d bel[ieve], w[i]thout see[in]g it – Her being s[u]ch a good

‘rider, w[a]s ev[er]yth[in]g for us – oth[er]wise, I mys[elf] sh[oul]d ha[ve] been afr[ai]d for her – our tastes

 181

1834

Oct[obe]r

L

+

‘harmonize so well, th[a]t, deo volunte, we shall prob[abl]y be off ag[ai]n as soon as our

‘divers circumst[ance]s permit – we really get on admirab[l]y – one of th[e]se days, you m[u]st

‘co[me] and see – I w[a]s delight[e]d to find my Lond[on] friends think[in]g me ver[y] wise, and to find A-‘s [Adney]

‘shyness wear[in]g off amazing[l]y – In looks she is cert[ainl]y improv[e]d – Howev[e]r, I am ver[y]

‘comf[orta]ble; and ev[er]ybod[y] in the h[ou]se is satisf[ie]d’ – Geo[rge] ver[y] m[u]ch improv[e]d – h[a]d a mule for h[i]m

and took h[i]m ev[ery]where – in gr[ea]t hope he will turn out a Fisher – on[l]y want a Burnett

‘B[u]t A- [Adney] und[er]st[an]ds keep[in]g h[ou]se bet[ter] th[a]n I do, so th[a]t I am bet[ter] off th[a]n form[erl]y’ – ment[io]n

Myers’s job done for ab[ou]t £56 – our new wheels w[oul]d hard[l]y bring us ho[me] – ha[ve] s[e]nt the carr[ia]ge to Baxter

(Long Acre) to be done as per up est[a]te £150 – ‘my love to all at the Rectory’ writ[ten]

und[e]r the seal – r[ea]d a lit[tle] th[e]n w[i]th A- [Adney] till aft[e]r 3 – off w[i]th her to H- [Halifax] at 3 20/.. – bef[ore] gett[in]g

to the top of the bank a few dr[ops] of rain made us turn b[a]ck – left A- [Adney] at ho[me] and off ag[ai]n alone at 3 3/4 d[o]wn

the o[ld] b[ank] to Mr. Park[e]rs’ off[i]ce – left a mess[age] for Mr. Adam (Mr. P- [Parker] fr[om] ho[me]) to co[me] at 10 a.m. tomor[row]

w[e]nt to Greenw[oo]ds’ to f[i]nd fault ab[ou]t my a[un]ts’ sofa cush[io]n (vid[ere] line 9 of today) – put int[o] the

post my let[ter] to ‘Miss Norcliffe, Langton hall, Malton’ – so[me] whi[le] at Whitley and Booths’ –

b[ou]ght and br[ou]ght away Rennies’ catechism of nat[ura]l theol[og]y and n°1 pub[lishe]d th[i]s m[on]th of Millars Gard[ne]rs’ dict[ionary]

[octavo] new improve[e]d ed[itio]n and ord[ere]d my na[me] putt[in]g d[o]wn as a subscrib[e]r – ho[me] at 5 1/2 – din[ner] at

6 – coff[ee] – A- [Adney] won 3 hits and a gamm[o]n to my gamm[o]n – w[i]th my a[un]t 20 min[ute]s till 9 3/4 –th[e]n rubb[e]d

A-‘s [Adney] b[a]ck of neck w[i]th brandy 23 min[ute]s – fine day, and ev[enin]g – the dr[op] or 2 of r[ai]n (line 8 ab[ov]e)

held off – Midgley and anoth[e]r mason and 1 lad at Geo[rge]’s shoe-bl[a]ck-place, beg[a]n wall[in]g

it off – Ch[arle]s and Ja[me]s H- [Howarth] at door closet bet[ween] lib[rar]y and blue r[oo]m clos[e]t and Ch[arle]s go[in]g to H[alifa]x ab[ou]t locks

F[ahrenheit] 54° at 10 35/.. p.m.