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r0achezz · 11 months

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Eepy floofers :3

Loosely based off of @tashacee 's aspect of a rain! Go check out her au it's awesome : D

(I just noticed 99% of wild's scars have been buried by Wolfie lol)

#r0achezz #linked universe #lu wild #lu twilight #lu wolfie #heroes aspect au #Heroes aspect #Fan art #my fanart #My art #legend of zelda #Tashacee fan art #Linked universe au #Sorry if I'm brothering heh #Your au is just rlly fun to draw : D #I like drawing animals it's great #Except for giraffes.#We should banish giraffes.

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rebeccathenaturalist · 1 year

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I mean, another great argument for keeping your cats indoors is so they don't get eaten by working line giraffes whose high prey drive hasn't been sufficiently channeled into their occupational routine.

#outdoor cats #giraffes #humor #don't take this seriously #except the outdoor cats part #keep your cats inside #that way they don't get hit by cars #or stolen by unscrupulous people #or wander into a schutzgiraffe trial

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brooklynisher · 9 months

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This is what my SPG Pinterest board looks like rn if you even care

As of late, this makes me feel very happy

I can’t explain

#spg #steam powered giraffe #rabbit spg #she’s so wonderful #she looks like the cool aunt that would take you to cool places every time you visit and spend way more money than you’d expect #she also (at the same time) looks like she can say some very hurtful things to just about anyone but ESPECIALLY to anyone who talks behind #her or her family’s back #And she kind of scares everyone except her family #whether it be because she’s so beautiful and intense that it’s intimidating #or because she could be really mean if she wanted to #she would fight anyone who is mean to you #Don’t even think about messing up her or anyone that’s associated with her’s order #but this is all in a girlboss way not in a Karen way #oh my god I love her so much #my stuff

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saturday-byte · 7 months

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Looking at my playlist is kinda crazy bc it's just full of nu metal, shitty punk rock, heavy metal, songs that I don't even know the genre of but go hard and then BOOM SILLY ROBOT ATTACK 💥💥💥

#outing myself as those metalheads that have spg as an exception lol #this is such a nothing post but I just find it funny how did this get in here #rambles #spg #steam powered giraffe

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thebest-medicine · 6 months

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randomly found this book on my library app and read it today…….. creepy story involving a “real” (but really imagined kinda) tickle monster

ahehfjgjfkgkgkglgkhlj

#just read this it’s pretty short and creepy but #you know me I do be readin #tickling #the tickle monster #tickle monster #books #not really anything exceptional but #spooky stories #tickle media #also why does this remind me of things I used to imagine as a child lol #there was this octopus creature tickle monster I was like scared / excited about that I imagined #also had nightmares as a kid about a tickle monster giraffe that I called the yellow thing when I was like 3 #had nightmares repeatedly as a kid that it would sneak into my room and tickle me with its mouth / horns #also had a few dreams about tentacles being at the bottom of a pool and pulling me under and tickling me #ALSO had a few dreams about being trapped mid-section down in ice that is just a few inches thick and then my lower body is trapped in water #and there’s underwater creatures / octopuses that came and tickled me and #I am realizing I had a LOT of weird dreams thoughts fantasies even from a very young age lol #HOW DID BRAIN BECOME LIKE THIS AHHH WTFFFFFF #the psychology of knismos is so interesting #personal #ramblings

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milesworld96 · 9 months

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Oh no they’re silly

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sleepi-toasti · 1 month

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what did i just create💀💀 (read tags) (maybe flash warning???)

credits for template:

i got the videos of melman from marlex12 on Tumblr

#melman the giraffe #THIS IS A JOKE I DID NOT MAKE THIS ON PURPOSE #IT WAS AN ALASTOR EDIT I FOUND ON CAPCUT #THIS IS A SATIRE EDIT IM NOT TRYING TO BE EDGY #this could work for the villain au tho #or the happiest video game on earth au #except for that one replace moto moto with gloria #madagascar #madagascar 2005 #dreamworks madagascar #dreamworks #capcut #capcut meme #capcut edit #it's a crappy edit but eh i was bored #the fact that part of it is tilted 90 degrees bugs me 💀💀#satire #this would also would work for an au where he did sacrifice himself (willingly)#(bc in villain au he was PUSHED OFF 💀)

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lordcoolington · 7 months

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i think it’d be funny as hell if there were a couple well-known but super weird animals from our world that didn’t exist in Tíralour. like. what if platypi didn’t exist in Tíralour. or giraffes. now imagine taking anyone from tíralour and bringing them to an earth zoo. would that be fucked up or what

#Tíralour #everyone in order from least scared of giraffes to most scared:#quill alan deirdre cameron boscage morgan rue angelica rolfor #quill alan and deirdre all recognize it as a huge but seemingly peaceful fantastical creature. quill wants to study it but alan and deirdre #would respect their distance as one would with a unicorn #cameron and boscage would find it horrifying and would experience a primal sense of ‘oh my god what the fuck is that thing’#but they’d have the common sense to work out that it doesn’t care about them #morgan is similar to cameron and boscage except that they wouldn’t stick around to watch a giraffe be peaceful at all #if they came across a giraffe they’d decide that such a beast is probably above their pay grade. and they’d leave #rolfor rue and angelica would all be horrified and see a giraffe as in IMMEDIATE threat to their health and safety #rolfor and rue both come from the desert which has large beasts which look deceptively peaceful but are incredibly violent. like hippos #angelica likewise is familiar with desert beasts. not as much as rolfor and rue since she didn’t spend as much time there but still enough #time to develop fear

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shawtysdelirium · 8 months

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I was made to write angst. Tragedy is my fertile ground. [me after overdramatizing a silly story my oomfie wrote for funsies about some animals that eat a roof and then a goat and I continuing the story by making them all die at the end as some sort of chain of events set in motion by the goat’s self-sacrifice bcuz she digested cyanide pills in order to go against nature’s unjust system of the survival of the fittest]

#wrote 600 words of pure humorous BULLSHIT #AND I LOVE IT #bruh i went crazy with somehow tf???#gave the giraffe a panic attack #the story still unfinished #i only wrote 2 chapters #i wrote the first one like 2 years ago #in fact u can see the style change clearly #think of it like Animal Farm except that back when I started this I had no clue who tf Orwell was #writing ramble #who knew giving human problems and flaws to animals would have been so fun

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germofwheat · 1 year

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dipping my toe back into animal jam as I do on a biannual basis. hello fellow adult kids

WE'RE SO BACK

#jamblr #when I first heard about aj as a kid I assumed it was some kind of Spore-like mutant creator game #I was right except we invented economic horrors previously unbeknownst to science instead of weird giraffe-elephants

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bells-of-black-sunday · 1 year

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Tarhos awkwardly lowers himself onto his front knees laying himself across the bank as he reaches out to drink from the river, ass high-

#ic #a path of destruction (knight)#verse; league #nothing will amuse me more than thinking about how awkward it is for him to bend down and reach for things on the ground-#lanky as fuck a fckin giraffe except with a human torso at the top-#grumbling about how humiliating it is or smthn idk idk he's got a big ego in this verse

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chaotic-tired-bastard · 2 years

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The Jon has un-medicated ADHD (he just like me fr)

absolutely

#there is no such thing as a neurotypical in SPG #they're all neurodivergent in some way #AND ANOTHER THING #NONE OF THEM ARE CISHET EXCEPT MAYBE PETER BUT WE'RE NOT SURE #steam powered giraffe #spg #answers from the pit

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emmettspeakz · 2 years

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You ever just hate every time Ellie ever interacts with an animal in the last of us cuz you know that they’re just gonna get brutally murdered later on?

#either by her or someone trying to get to her. IT HURTSSS #ellie williams #the last of us #shimmer #the dog #the deer #everything except the giraffe

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brooklynisher · 8 months

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Hatchworth, like The Jon, can cause animals to suddenly appear around him by just existing. But instead of animals, it’s fire.

#steam powered giraffe #spg #hatchworth #the jon spg #spg headcanons #I’m just saying stuff atp #this is the second time I said atp today #except it’s midnight so nvm #my stuff

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the-chattering-tower · 2 years

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Poking my pirate ship setting again in ways that aren't all that productive but at least resulted in some outfits, namely for Captain Whitestone, his partner Delian (who holds no specific rank besides being an all around fun dude), and one of the crew members, Nutmeg

#this damn ship still doesnt have a name #but at least i know what they mostly do now bc they dont actually do piracy all that much #like they wont say no to a good opportunity but its not really a stable gig yknow?#they capture lightning with a method v similar to how calypso does completely unrelatedly #except in their case its just fly your entire fuckin ship into a raging storm and get hit by lightning a bunch #and then that stored lightning gets sold. mostly on the black market #YES the pirate ship flies and does so in lightning territory #every self respecting fantasy setting needs shit that usually lives in the water to be in the sky #like pirate ships and whales #kata's chatter #dragon share #whitestone #delian #nutmeg #faceted eyes #capsule gene #giraffe gene #everyone aboard this ship may or may not be a goddamn jackass

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fabulouslygaybean · 2 years

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still don't know what to name my kiwi furby :(

#ive had them for YEARS but i still haven't settled on one #i called him juicebox for a while and then coastal cooler and then fruit punch. idk why i kept naming him after juice #all of my other furbies have names. except for my 1998 giraffe ig but that's only because im planning on changing his current name #OH. and my church mouse furby buddy. almost forgot i still haven't named them #so most of the others have names #i need to brainstorm some names i think

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