#Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[funnymemesandreblogs]

⚠️HELP I HAD A STRAIGHT DREAM😭😭😭😭⚠️

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

thinking about them makesmy head hurt. ow

[thefabulousfab-3]

Well just found out a gif blog I follow supports Trump apparently???? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

[whomst-the-hell]

me when luffys whole body is made of rubber:😀

me when i realise that means luffys teeth are also technically rubber: 😦

[first-ex-wife]

deciding the worst part of living with my parents is holy FUCK stop having people I do not like over I DON'T WANT GUESTS

[heartonxions]

THE FUCKASS SNOWFALL THUS MORNING WAS SO BAD THE TEXTURE WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIVLE I ALMOST TATARTED CRYIBF

[wakatshi]

i told my dad i won 2 warzone games in a row and he said i should go professional… girl. no

[all-hallowed-beats]

NOBODY ASKED FOR “LIVE ACTION” HTTYD WTF??? WHO ASKED FOR THIS????

[gorillaxyz]

EW.

[sluttish-armchair]

When you’re listening to psytrance to focus and you hear fucking Teal Swan in the mix

[jwowwsboobs]

also crazy thing is how some ppl will totally change yr life. like 095 has changed my life & got me into heavier metalcore but i cant tell any1 bcuz 1) my friends r SICKKKKKKK of hearing abt him so i cant tell thm & 2) i dont talk 2 him n i dont want 2 talk 2 him ever again tbh so i can't thank him ... but he did. SOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP. but i have more swag than tht bitch anyway cuz how tf r u gonna rep th cleveland browns n b from tx n thn rva. thats crazy weirdo behavior n not in a cool way?? in a "u need 2 b locked up" way

[timehascomeagain]

the too time music video is a horrifying example of what happens when you let thin people out into the wild

[luhstories]

𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎:  male  muses  ,  21+ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓:  assassin  x  assassin  .  week - long  fling  on  a  previous  mission  in  havana  turned  you  got  me  pregnant  &  i  searched  for  you  to  tell  you  but  we’ve  also  been  hired  to  kill  one  another  under  our  codenames  and  vague  descriptions  of  one  another  from  other  agencies  .  also  ,  you’re  an  assassin  ???

     “    i’m a little used to something else being cocked in my face from you .    ”     innuendos were like second language to her apart from the other languages that were whipped into her .    both of them stood at a stalemate ; their guns pointed right at one another with their itchy fingers on the trigger but their own respective hesitations .     “    y’know , i didn’t believe your whole    ‘    i work a boring office job    ’    act .    [    ...     ]    i figured you did porn but were too embarrassed to say that .    ”     unfortunately , that was not sarcasm .    ava wondered if they believed her lie about being an accountant .    she played modest , unsuspecting woman when she was on vacations or off - duty on missions .    when he didn’t seem like he’d back down before she did , the blonde squeezed grip on her gun ; that foreign feeling of anxiety bubbled up at her next words to come . “    i’m pregnant and surprise , surprise    [    ...     ]    it’s yours , sweet - face .    wanna see the stick i pissed on for proof ?    ”     there was no other way she could’ve phrased it , not in a way that wasn’t her way at least .     “    i’m keeping it and strangely enough , i like you .    even if you have a gun pointed at me .    ”     soon , her own would lower until she finally dropped it on the floor .     “    am i crazy to think there’s even an inkling that you feel the same way ?    ”     otherwise , he would’ve taken the shot the second he saw her .

[jarnormus]

i have this curse where i go out with people and im not that into them or not into them yet so i feel its a 0 stakes situation and im 100% myself and im super hot and fun and sexy and cool and funny, but when i like someone im like omg..::::.. i have to be normal quick normal normal nromal and im super awkward and quiet and weird and functionally rizzless, so i pull these absolute baddies left n right who i want nothing to do with but on the rare occasion i actually want one of them all i can do i stare at them like a make a wish kid meeting their favorite youtuber and its fatal

[freak1demon69]

I had the thought the other day where those two are like “oh hey we have enough money to rent a two bed motel room for a few nights. Might as well since we’re gonna be in this place for a bit + better than sleeping in the car” but along the way they run into Mei (Kraige’s oc, teen girl who they hang out with) and they’re like “Well it’d be fucked up to not let her have a place to sleep for a few nights :/“ n invite her

So ofc they only have enough for the two bedroom but since it’s now three people they’re like “We can share a bed while Mei has the other one to herself. Literally no big deal.”

But it’s a big deal :/

[infizero]

JAILLLLLLLLLL PUT HIM IN JAIL. I KNOW HES DEAD BUT PUT HIM IN JAILLLLLL