#Everyone is so mean to him

[rasstegai]

tfw your party doesnt care that an owl is trying to eat you 😔

[mg-makintosh]

new fanfic idea where cedric tries to find a cure for Miss Nettle's crazy crystals and no one has been able to find one before and he does it and proves (again) that he is a very capable sorcerer

[pocketramblr]

World's greatest detective foolishly decides to give Harvey a ring on the phone when he should have given him a ring on the hand. C'mon. You could have had him with "there can be two billionaire Wayne husbands in Gotham" and "Richard can have two legal guardians" and "I'm auctioning off one of my Cooper bird paintings from the conservatory for charity so then I'll have an even number of them in my house". You could have even asked after you switched out the coin to give you a 77% chance of a yes.

[miserymet]

i need to finish battle network 3 but instead of doing that my dork ass just started another save for zx

[saffie-eve]

[plasticbabyart]

I once got to angry at the episode Elementary, my Dear Eruptor that I went to bed at like 7PM in the middle of Summer because what a load of nonsense that actually was- What do you MEAN Spyro actually didn't have the highest scores but Eruptor did because hes a secret Sherlock Holmes ON A WRITTEN TEST??? Thinking about it im so mad I'll go back to sleep and its 9am oh my god

[doors-worstenemy]

EAMON YOU SAY THAT ABT JEREMY DONALDSON ONE MORE TIME ILL RIP UR HAIR OUT..

[mayhemmaybe]

You're welcome, for giving your well-deserved nap away to somebody else.

"I deserve it too you know!"

[widenero]

i drew partitio dying in a glue trap

[cherrylight]

so livid at how people treat 🍒 ...

[horrorvampirebatbite]

also this incredible screenshot. cant help but get the feeling no matter what i do here youre not going to know

[castielmuffin]

fucking unacceptable that i cannot hold jesse and kiss his little face. absolutely deplorable that i cannot do this.

[arualmeow]

[dispotatorulzz]

Jon : I've decided I will just trust these people

The people : I don't trust you 🤨🤨

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[c-rowlesdraws]

Ratatouille would have been a better and potentially much more interesting story if Remy had partnered with Collette instead of Linguini. Two underdogs with talent and passion forced to maintain a dangerous ruse. Fiercely independent Collette giving up temporary control of her body to a creature who, despite the insanity of a rat wanting to cook professionally, she can relate to on a personal level and who she does want to teach. The inner conflict of wondering if Remy’s growing talents are eclipsing her own, if the praise their food is earning belongs more to him than to her. Her guilt over feeling resentment and jealousy towards this little guy who wouldn’t have a hope of realizing his talents if not for her trust and protection. Both of them unraveling the mystery of that sweet but bumbling kitchen boy with the obvious crush on Collette being Gusteau’s secret son, and working together to thwart the new evil owner’s plans to stop Linguini from claiming his birthright. The message of the movie not being this weird, almost smug “some people are born with talent, some people aren’t, and that’s how being a ~great artist~ works”, but something more like, “if you have a dream, you deserve to pursue it, and be supported and encouraged in your pursuit of it, even if other people tell you that, because of some intrinsic aspect of yourself or the circumstances you were born in (like being a human woman in the restaurant industry, or being a literal rat), you have no place pursuing this dream. Also, raw talent can only get you so far, and skill and passion existing in the right balance is key.” I’ve been thinking about this for seventeen years. I’m breaking my silence