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Independent Bookstore Day with Judy Blume
Judy Blume owns a bookstore called Books & Books. I want to beef up my Judy Blume collection that has survived from childhood and adolescence. So what better way to celebrate the day, than to buy Judy Blume directly from her on Independent Bookstore Day! So I ordered the second in the Fudge series, one I loved, Otherwise Known As Sheila the Great; Freckle Juice, a book I probably haven’t read in…
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High school band au. Both the marauders and the skittles have garage bands (maybe the Valkyries too, but they’re not involved in any of the drama I’m about to describe). They aren’t good. They’re deeply average high schoolers with garage bands, but they all take themselves way too seriously.
Barty and Peter somehow end up bonding over playing the drums, and develop some flirting, a will they won’t they kind of thing, if you will.
Both bands are absolutely livid about this. They think the other band sent their drummer to seduce their drummer and then steal their incredible, top 40s hit worthy songs.
The only person who isn’t worried about this development is Barty’s boyfriend, because he knows Barty is like an outdoor cat that goes to the neighbours’s yard for affection even though he’s being perfectly taken care of by Evan and would never dream of actually leaving. He’s just an attention whore like that. Worst case, Peter gets a little bit too smitten and ends up joining them. Evan doesn’t mind him much, anyway.
#Evan’s lack of reaction very much helps convince the marauders there must be a plot#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#peter pettigrew#evan felix rosier#peter eric pettigrew#bcj#efr#pep#partyvan#rosekiller#party
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hi there !! this post isn't obligatory to view my content, but i'd love to introduce myself to you !
MY REQUESTS ARE : OPEN !
ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ here is what you need to know ! : ̗̀➛
• im shmalk ! you can call me malk, blue, shmalk, whatever you like !
• i write about almost anything, if i haven't heard of it, i'll do my best to do some research and write it as best i can !
• i mainly do { x reader } but i will also write { character x character } !
CURRENTLY, I WRITE FOR :
COD CHARACTERS :
simon riley, johnny mactavish, kyle garrick, john price, kate laswell, phillip graves, könig, horangi, valeria, alejandro, rudy, and farah karim.
ONE PIECE CHARACTERS :
luffy, zoro, sanji, nami, nico robin, brook, ace, frankie, trafalgar d law,
HARRY POTTER CHACTERS :
[ others ] newt scammander, tom riddle
[ marauders era ] james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, peter pettigrew, regulus black, lily evans,
[ golden era ] harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, neville longbottom, seamus finnagin, dean thomas, george weasley, fred weasley, charlie weasley, bill weasley, percy weasley, ginny weasley, cedric diggory, draco malfoy, blaise zambini, mattheo riddle, theodore knott, lorenzo berkshire,
TWILIGHT CHARACTERS :
[ vampires ] edward cullen, alice cullen, carlisle cullen, bella swan, jasper hale, rose hale, emmet cullen
[ wolves ] jacob black, paul lahote, sam uley, quil v ateara, jared cameron, embry call, seth clearwater, leah clearwater,
[ humans ] charlie swan, tyler crowley, mike newton, eric yorkie, jessica stanley, angela webber, lauren mallory,
#john price#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#task force 141#kyle gaz garrick#shmalk ! ᧔♡᧓#twilight#x reader#intro post#kate laswell#phillip graves#konig#horangi#valeria cod#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra#farah karim#luffy#zoro#sanji#nami#nico robin#brook#frankie#ace#trafalgar law#newt scamander#tom riddle#james potter#sirius black
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Masterlist
Stories I have written, characters I will write for. If you think the names are cringy you try naming stuff. It’s hard.
Smut🔥
*Series
Prompts list
Stranger Things
Steve Harrington
Drive In🔥
Road Trip
Pizza girl
Eddie Munson
The Death of You
Jonathan Byers
Jump, Then Fall
Vampire Diaries
Kol Mikaelsons
*Hello Darling🔥
Elijah Mikaelson
*Family
*Till Death do us Part
Stefan Salvatore
Jeremy Gilbert
Missing You
Supernatural
Dean Winchester
Various and Sundry Villains
Jack Kline
Reunions
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes
Merlin
Merlin
Arthur Pendragon
The Irregulars
Billy
You shouldn’t easdrop
I care for you
Big Time Rush
Kendall Knight
One Good Love Song
Once Upon a Time
Jefferson Hatter
True Loves Kiss
The X-men
Peter Maximoff
*1973
*1983
New in Town
Haunted House
Alex Summers
Tattoos🔥
Le t’s Talk about Cuba🔥
Scott Summers
Charles Xavier
Eric Lensher
The Hunger Games
Finnick Odair
Yes they are all bad puns, no I will not be taking constructive criticism right now, only more ideas.
Oh dear
Oh dair he is
The Finnick games
Fic-nnick
Star Wars
Filthy Headcannons🔥
Part one
Part two
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Din Djarin
This is that Way
Anakin Skywalker
Marvel
Bucky
*A Problem to work with
Any of the hot ones. I’m not gonna type all of their names out if I don’t even have any stories for them yet.
Harry Potter
Remus Lupin
The Goblin King
Sirius Black
I Killed Peter Pettigrew
Draco Malfoy
Honestly just about anyone.
DC
The Flash
Julian Alberts
The office jerk
The Chronicles of Narnia
Peter Pevensie
Adults🔥
Edmund Pevensie
Prince Caspian
Vox Machina
Percy De Rolo
Cowboy like me pt1
Cowboy like me pt 2
Vax’ildan
#stranger things x reader#vampire diaries x reader#sherlock x reader#merlin x reader#the irregulars x reader#big time rush x reader#once upon a time x reader#x men x reader#the hunger games x reader#star wars x reader#marvel x reader#the flash x reader#dc x reader#dc fanfic#star wars fanfiction#x men fanfiction#hunger games fanfiction#vox machina x reader#Vox Machina fanfiction#critical role fanfiction
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The Crow: Salvation has been released on Blu-ray via Scream Factory. Limited to 1,620, the 2000 third installment in The Crow franchise is available for $29.98 exclusively from Shout Factory.
Bharat Nalluri (Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day) directs from a script by Chip Johannessen (Dexter, Homeland), based on the comic book character created by James O'Barr. Kirsten Dunst, Eric Mabius, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, William Atherton, and Fred Ward star.
The Crow: Salvation is presented in high definition with DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 Surround and 2.0 Stereo sound. Special features are listed below.
Special features:
Audio commentary by director Bharat Nalluri, actor Eric Mabius, producer Jeff Most, composer Marco Beltrami, and production designer Maia Javan
Behind the Scenes featurette
Behind the Makeup featurette
Production Design featurette
Who's That Bird? featurette
Image gallery
Trailer
Wrongly executed for the murder of his girlfriend, Alex Corvis (Eric Mabius) returns from the dead and sets out to find the real killer. Aided by his girlfriend's sister (Kirsten Dunst) — and under the guidance of the mysterious crow — he unmasks a tangled web of corruption and deceit in his quest for retribution and redemption.
#the crow#the crow: salvation#kirsten dunst#eric mabius#scream factory#dvd#gift#jodi lyn o'keefe#william atherton#fred ward#james o'barr#eric draven#alex corvis#bharat nalluri#marco beltrami
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marauders favorite artists and other music-related headcanons totally not based on me being obsessed with late60s-70s music
james potter: yes, jethro tull, steely dan, donna summers, billy joel, the kinks, van halen
i think james would listen to anything and everything tbh, he’s he epitome of eclectic music taste to me, he has his faves obvs but he honestly enjoys all of his friends' faves too totally didn’t put billy joel there because of only the good die young...
sirius black: the rolling stones, queen, led zepellin, ac/dc, black sabbath, KISS, judas priest
i imagine sirius loving black dog by led zeppelin and saying that it’s his song even b4 completing his animagus transformation and it only gets worse after that
remus lupin: elton john, the beatles, david bowie, the who, the doors, boston, joy division
remus lupin would f*cking love people are strange FIGHT ME. post-1981 remus would listen to a lot of joy division, and i swear im not just saying that cause ian curtis gives off remus vibes to me
peter pettigrew: alvin stardust, the rubettes, blue öyester cult, genesis, squeeze
putting blue öyster cult for peter and just picturing sirius saying something like he's shocked peter finally developed some good taste 100% did not put BÖC for peter because of career of evil idk what ure talking about
lily evans: fleetwood mac, marvin gaye, the beatles, creedence clearwater revival, ABBA, neil young, barry manilow
this is 100% a stolen hc from a microfic but lily thinks something by the beatles is the peak of romantic lyricism (btw if u know what microfic i’m talking about pls tell me, cause i can’t find it anywhere) lily and remus like the beatles because it reminds them of their moms
mary macdonald: the beach boys, bee gees, fleetwood mac, nina simone, stevie wonder, eric clapton, diana ross
i think mary and lily had a pretty similar music taste and gave recs to each other when they discovered new songs lily and mary saw eric clapton live in 1978 and ABBA in 1975 (i wanted them to see fleetwood mac live but the dates of their UK concerts just don't really work, unless i put them going to a concert in 1980 which seems a bit weird to me cause yk the war)
marlene mckinnon: the clash, heart, sweet, thin lizzy, pink floyd, the damned, x-ray spex
marlene listens to psycho killer by the talking heads non-stop and everyone groans when she puts it on; sirius gets it because he does the same with killer queen marlene introduces thin lizzy to sirius and james and the three of them saw them live on the 1977 Reading Rock Festival
#still fighting the urge to put brazilian artists lmao#kinda wanna make a 70s gryffindor common room party playlist now…#as if dont already have a marauders 70s playlist with nearly 700 songs on it#pointedly not putting elvis which looks a bit insane but i really don’t like him so none of them will like him#i love sex pistols but weirdly i can’t really picture any of the characters liking them idk why#wanted to make a joke about who killed bambi? but im not that mean#ugh i hate that i can’t make james sing in spite of all the danger to lily without it being anachronistic#didn’t put dorcas cause im focusing on the class of ‘78 and i hc her at the very least 1 year older than the marauders#but i think she would listen to jazz and classical music mainly#a bit unrelated but i also think she would be a great singer like her voice is just beautiful#btw her favorite song is ain’t no sunshine by bill withers#fighting the punk sirius characterization#he liked rock n roll (specifically hard rock and glam rock)#period accurate marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#mwpp#marauders#me ranting about the marauders
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kodie's current muse list:
under the cut you will find the current (as of 6.02.23) muse list. keep in mind that the list will change, so check back.
9-1-1 / 9-1-1: Lone Star:
bobby nash
owen strand
henrietta wilson
madeleine buckley
edmundo diaz
carlos reyes
tim rosewater
tommy vega
Hannibal
william graham
hannibal lector
abigail hobbs
NCIS / NCIS: LA
samuel hanna
kensi deeks
abigail scuito
timothy mcgee
Yellowstone
lee dutton
bethany dutton
james hurdstrom
lloyd white
ryan cooper
colby smith
Walker
cordell walker
Supernatural
sam winchester / female!sam
human!castiel
gabriel
dean winchester jr
CSI /CSI: Miami /CSI: New York
gilbert grissom
nick stokes
hugo ramirez
timothy speedle
calleigh duquense
eric delektorski
adam ross
Bones
seeley booth
zachariah addy
jack hodgins
Hawaii Five-0
steven mcgarrett
joe white
lou grover
max bergman
The Last of Us
joel miller
thomas miller
riley abel
william cooper
Harry Potter (all three are modern maurader aus)
sirius black
remus lupin
peter pettigrew
SEAL Team
jason hayes
raymond perry
Stranger Things
james hopper
william byers
michael wheeler
nancy wheeler
robin buckley
billy hargrove
lucas sinclair
murray bauman
edward munson
Santa Clarita Diet
joel hammond
eric bemis
Criminal Minds
spencer reid
jason gideon
aaron hotchner
derek morgan
Sons of Anarchy
chibs telford
juice ortiz
opie winston
tig trager
nero padilla
bobby munson
SEAL Team SIX
joseph 'bear' graves
ricardo 'buddha' ortiz
dharma caulder-khan
jasmine dalton
Chicago P.D. | Med | Fire
william halstead
alvin olinsky
antonio dawson
justin voight
gregory gerwitz
ethan choi
robin charles
stella kidd
brian (otis) zvonecek
leslie shay
matthew casey
christopher herrmann
randall (mouch) mcholland
Critical Role
caleb widogast
fjord stone
chetney pock o'pea
vax'ildan vessar
essek thelyss
scanlan shorthalt
grog strongjaw
caduceus clay
mollymauk tealeaf
percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo III
MacGyver
jack dalton
OCs (fandom floaters; )
my ocs are free to fall into whatever fandom wants them, but for ease, i have listed their names, professions and playbys.
ryden keller | firefighter | (fc is james badge dale)
hunter ruttliff | police officer | (fc is jared padalecki)
geo anderson | nurse | (fc is sam witwer)
caleb greyson | EMT | (fc is liam o'brien)
bodie braylen | teacher | (fc is mark ballas)
bastion carver | EMT | (fc is travis willingham)
jae brewer | firefighter | (fc is taliesin jaffe)
hector garra | er nurse | (fc is joshua segarra)
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most wanted from the following; disney, harry potter, game of thrones, once upon a time, and criminal minds?
hello there, love! from disney, we would love to see the madrigal family (encanto), peter pan, tinkerbell, michael, captain hook and john (peter pan), prince naveen, charlotte, doctor facilier (princess and the frog), rapunzel, mother gothel (tangled), princess jasmine, aladdin, jafar, dalia, genie (aladdin), aurora, prince phillip, maleficent, flora, fauna, merryweather, diaval (sleeping beauty/maleficent), lilo, nani (lilo & stitch), hiro, fred, gogo, honey lemon, tadashi, wasabi (big hero 6), ariel, eric, ursula, melody, ariel’s sisters, king triton (the little mermaid), belle, adam, gaston (beauty & the beast), giselle, robert, nancy, edward, morgan, malvina, narcissa (enchanted/disenchanted), moana, maui (moana), we would absolutely love to see ron weasley, james potter, peter pettigrew, lucius malfoy, severus snape, molly weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, neville longbottom, dean thomas, bill weasley, cho chang, cedric diggory, albus dumbledore, alastor moody, minerva mcgonagall, bellatrix lestrange, narcissa malfoy, andromeda tonks ( harry potter), cersei lannister, jaime lannister, tyrion lannister, jon snow, sansa stark, arya stark, robb stark, talisa, rhaegar targaryen, lyanna stark, theon greyjoy, ned stark, catelyn tully, petyr baelish, sandor clegane/the hound, yara/asha greyjoy, missandei, daario naharis, oberyn martell (game of thrones), mr. gold/rumplestiltskin, snow white/mary margaret blanchard, david nolan/prince charming, zelena mills, killian jones/captain hook, granny, ruby lucas, robin mills, cora mills, belle french, mulan, peter pan, neal cassidy/baelfire, milah, graham humbert, alice jones, lucy mills (once upon a time) and from criminal minds, please bring us spencer reid, aaron hotchner, derek morgan, jennifer jareau/jj, penelope garcia and david rossi just to name a few!
#multifandom rp#town rp#city rp#au rp#mumu rp#marvel rp#disney rp#harry potter rp#game of thrones rp#ouat rp#once upon a time rp#criminal minds rp
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Incorrect Quotes Part 5
by, Hispanic_Hufflepuff by Hispanic_Hufflepuff Pretty self-explanatory Words: 402, Chapters: 14/50, Language: English Series: Part 5 of Incorrect Quotes Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Newsies (1992), Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, Encanto (2021), I Love Lucy, The Beatles (Band), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Karate Kid (Movies), House M.D., The Ascendance Series - Jennifer A. Nielsen Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Remus Lupin, Spot Conlon, Racetrack Higgins, Les Jacobs, Sarah Jacobs (Newsies), David Jacobs, Jack Kelly (Newsies), Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Pandora Lovegood, Friar Laurence (Romeo and Juliet), Juliet Capulet, Romeo Montague, Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet), Benvolio (Romeo and Juliet), Two-Bit Mathews, Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr., Johnny Cade, Dallas Winston, Steve Randle, Ponyboy Curtis, Sodapop Curtis, Pepa Madrigal, Julieta Madrigal, Mirabel Madrigal, "Abuela" Alma Madrigal, Lucy Ricardo, Ethel Mertz, Fred Mertz, George Harrison (The Beatles), Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, John Lennon, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Sirius Black, Marlene McKinnon, Peter Pettigrew, Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, Louis Weasley, Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid), Ali Mills (Karate Kid), Johnny Lawrence, Robert Chase, James Wilson (House M.D.), Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Allison Cameron, Gregory House, Eric Foreman (House M.D.), Tobias (The Ascendance Series), Jaron Artolius Eckbert III, Roden (The Ascendance Series), Fink (The Ascendance Series), Amarinda of Bultain read : https://ift.tt/DFPpoCR - June 01, 2024 at 09:58PM
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anonymous said : mw from: stranger things, scream, harry potter & disney? i've always wanted to join but i've always been a bit nervous because of how large the group is... do you have any tips for new members joining at all?
well first of all, for advice-- know that we're a super welcoming group and would love to have you around. we would encourage you to be proactive about plotting, and try to give a decent amount of info in your intros so people have something to work with (tell us where your character works, where they might hang out in the city, what kind of friendship or other relationship dynamics you're looking to plot for, for example!). also don't be afraid to request starters in the discord when people post starter calls, and know that participating in meme days usually gives you a lot of good material for you to start new threads with characters yours might not have interacted with yet. and if you have anything you're specifically concerned about, or have questions about, definitely shoot us a dm and we'd love to help you out! and then admin aria put a list of recent most wanted characters from those fandoms for you: the rest of the ' numbers ' , martin brenner , victor creel , eddie munson , mike wheeler , lucas & erica sinclair , dustin henderson , & jonathan byers from stranger things ; richie kirsch , ethan landry , quinn bailey , kirby reed , olivia morris , mindy meeks martin , liv mckenzie , leslie macher , & randy meeks from scream ; peter pettigrew , arthur weasley , percy weasley , rodolphus lestrange , travers , the carrow twins , barty crouch jr, bellatrix lestrange , antonin dolohov , lucius malfoy , leta lestrange , evan rosier , fenrir greyback , the bloody baron , the prewett twins , edgar bones , caradoc dearborn , & benjy fenwick from harry potter ; anamaria , tia dalma , syrena , philip swift , davy jones , hector barbossa , armando salazar , & gibbs from pirates of the caribbean ; toulouse , edgar & madame adelaide , & thomas o'malley from the aristocats ; the rest of the madrigals from encanto ; queen elsa , olaf , sven , hans , & honeymaren from frozen ; king triton & the rest of his daughters , ursula , & prince eric from the little mermaid ; mother gothel from tangled ; lilo & nani pelekai , pleakley , & jumba jookiba from lilo & stitch ; as well as princess tiana , prince naveen , & charlotte la bouff from princess & the frog !
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Marauders as the four seasons.
James as summer. He’s sunsets at eleven o’clock at night. He’s playing a made up game with your friends on the street in front of your house. He’s a sunburn that you don’t mind having because you had a great day in the sun. He’s ice cream dripping out of the cone and down your fingers. He’s driving down a winding street with your hand out the window in the cool night air.
Remus as fall. He’s the crunch of leaves when you step on them. He’s the feeling you have when you realize you can finally wear your warmer clothes without overheating. He’s the picture you keep in your wallet that’s been folded and unfolded so many times it’s almost falling apart. He’s a cup of hot chocolate you drink while you watch the leaves fall to a wild wind. He’s books that’ve been annotated six times over, with dogeared pages and broken spines.
Sirius as winter. He’s making a snow angel outside in the first snowfall of the year. He’s the way the tip of your nose freezes after too long outside. He’s the way a snowflake is the most gorgeous thing in the world when you look at it up close. He’s wearing the cuter option over the warmer one and refusing to admit it was the wrong choice once you’re freezing. He’s the way your mascara always ends up smudged no matter what you do, because the cold makes your eyes water.
Peter as spring. He’s hunting for the perfect dandelions for a flower crown for your friends. He’s wearing your favourite shoes as soon as you think you can get away with it. He’s rain storms that you can only thank god aren’t snow storms. He’s overalls with mud on the knees from a slip on the little bit of ice leftover. He’s fresh fruit in the supermarket for the first time in months.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Tonks Talk.
#the marauders#james potter#james fleamont potter#jfp#remus lupin#remus john lupin#rjl#sirius black#sirius orion black#sob#peter pettigrew#peter eric pettigrew#pep
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Drop Bear
The following story is about drop bears, do they exist or an urban legend?
A large tour bus arrives at Katoomba, just outside of Sydney and thirty Japanese visitors disembark eager to explore the blue mountains to see The Three Sisters, Jenolan Caves and hopefully get up close to the local flora and fauna.
Even though there aren't any crocodiles this far south there are plenty of other creatures like a dozen different species of snake, spider, scorpion and if the Japanese tourists are foolish enough to dip a toe in a rock pool animals such as the blue ringed octopus and the platypus are all capable of delivering a deadly toxin that can kill a person within an hour.
So beware be very aware.
The tourists walk along a well beaten path taking pictures of the local wombats and kangaroos that nibble the grass growing along the pathway also nearby a group of emu's eat completely ignoring the giggles of enjoyment from the path.
If the tourists knew that a large male kangaroo can stand ten feet tall and has sharp toes that can rip a person open that wouldn't be laughing plus even the dumb looking emu if cornered will deliver a sharp kick that is also capable of disemboweling an unwary tourist.
But the most dangerous animal in Australia is a rarely seen marsupial called the drop bear.
Similar to koala's that eat nothing but eucalyptus leaves the drop bear is completely carnivorous and their favorite food is lizard, snakes and even small wallabies but for a special treat every now and then a drop bear will feast on the flesh of a local or a tourist they aren't that fussy.
But there hasn't been a confirmed sighting of a drop bear since 1975 so this group of Japanese tourists should be safe but no one really knows what is lurking in the Australian bush.
At midnight five of the Japanese tourists decide to visit the Janolen Caves late at night to see some glow worms.
The caves are off limits after 5 pm but the tourists feeling restless cooped up in a small motel room venture out carrying lanterns.
They are fascinated by all of the beautiful wildflowers growing everywhere and make what would become a fatal mistake by walking off the track into the bush.
As the group tramp through the undergrowth they awaken different varieties of birds who majestical calls lure the tourists even further away from safety.
The leader of the group calls the others closer to inspect a patch of bright orange daisy's and while they bend over to get good photos ten koala like creatures drop down from a eucalyptus tree.
With a quick bite to the back of the neck the tourists are dispatched and the creatures begin to feed
Sakura Hina the youngest member of the touring party at just fourteen managed to roll away from the carnage and hide behind a log.
Somehow the girl managed to stifle her cries as she heard her friends being eaten but thankfully the feast didn't last long.
After eating most of the flesh the creatures dragged the bodies back up into the trees where they began to break bones and suck the marrow out.
Sakura silently slipped away and ran a couple of kilometres back to the motel where she collapsed in terror.
When asked where her friends were all Sakura could manage to say were two words 'drop bear'.
An hour later two uniformed police officers arrive at the scene and asked the remaining Japanese tourists who were wise to stay inside their rooms 'What can any of you tell me about your missing friends?'
Unfortunately the tourists can't speak much English but a young girl wrapped in a blanket points out into the bush 'Drop bear kill them.'
Constable French a veteran of the police force who judging by the size of his stomach is in no condition to go searching the bush for a mythical creature of the night tells his young partner Constable Pettigrew to go have a look.
'But Sir shouldn't we call for backup first?
'What are you afraid of Eric? Drop bears don't exist , now go search the area and report back pronto.'
Eric Pettigrew is a tall skinny lad fresh from the academy 'Sir surely you know that a drop bear was sighted back in the 1970's so maybe it would be wise to cordon off the area and wait for more squad cars to arrive.'
'Oh for God's sake Pettigrew surely you don't believe in that hogwash? but to make you happy stay here and try to get some more information from the guests while I take a quick look.'
Eric is about to warn his boss about the danger of wandering around the bush but when French gives him a dark look the rookie stays silent.
Under torchlight it didn't take French to locate where the missing tourists entered the scrub.
Following the trampled grass path French starts to feel a little uneasy because usually the night is full of bird calls and small animals scurrying away to hide but tonight the air is still causing the policeman to have second thoughts about being out in the bush alone.
French continues on for another 500 metres when he comes across a small clearing where it was obvious that some sort of struggle had taken place than after taking a closer look his blood turns cold because the area is splattered with blood.
Two thoughts come to French, I have just contaminated a potential crime scene and a murderer could still be nearby so he uses his radio to call Pettigrew to let him know what he found and to call for immediate backup.
Once he is satisfied that his partner received his call French takes a second or two to compose himself which was a huge mistake because a huge drop bear landed on his shoulders dropping him to the ground and with a quick twist the policeman's neck snapped like a twig.
Five creatures descended on the body and having just fed they dragged the corpse up into a tree where French was skewered on a sharp branch and left to hang twenty feet above the ground.
Back at the motel Constable Pettigrew tries his radio again but still French fails to respond, it has been fifteen minutes since he walked into the bush.
The rookie policeman hasn't yet called for backup even though he told French that he would 'Come on French answer your radio.'
When he again gets no response he grabs a megaphone from the squad car 'French backup is on the way so hang tight they wont be long mate.'
Pettigrew runs inside the motel and tells the Japanese tourists who sit huddled together on the reception floor 'Whatever happens stay inside alright? More police are on the way, you are safe here so try to relax and look out for each other.'
The frantic cop realizes that he still hasn't called for help 'Backup required immediately at the Janolen Motel, Constable French is missing presumed dead and also some tourists are also missing, not sure if the disappearances are because of misadventure or if there is a killer on the loose, over.'
BOOM suddenly the glass on the front door shatters and a lone drop bear walks into reception.
The tourists scream and cry in fright and Pettigrew manages to tell them to 'Run into a room and lock the door, hurry.'
Ten feet in front of him a crazed koala who looks like it has been taking steroids and a shitload of angry pills snarls at Pettigrew who notices fresh blood dripping down its chin.
Before he has a chance to draw his service weapon the killer marsupial sprints forward and jumps up onto the reception desk and that gives the constable an opportunity to remove his pistol and fire at the drop bear and even though they were only separated by a mere six feet the bullet missed the mark.
With a snarl the koala lunges clamping its razor sharp teeth into the throat of the young copper who unfortunately despite his best efforts soon succumbs to his injuries and the lone drop bear begins to feed.
When it can't eat anymore the drop bear drags the body outside where he is soon consumed by a hungry mob of drop bears.
Sakura the young female tourist pokes her head out of the room and once satisfied that the coast is clear she ventures into the reception area and notices the bloody drag marks leading to the front of the motel but then she hears the policeman's radio discarded on the floor 'Pettigrew what is going on? Backup will be there soon.'
Sakura picks up the radio and presses the talk button 'Drop bear hurry.'
'Hello who is this? hello?
THE END.
Part Two coming soon.
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Movie Review: Jennifer's Body (2009)
Movie Review: Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Link to Letterboxd review, which is quoted here in full. 4 stars This is a dark fairy tale, start to finish, with the Princess in the saving role. Amy Sedaris in a horror movie=🍿 Excellent horror cameo at the end, which I won’t spoil. Minus one star for the repeated usage of the r-word. I understand one character might use it because it’s in their nature, but characters were freely passing…
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the marauders but it’s that 70’s show
eric forman as james potter
michael kelso as sirius black
steven hyde as remus lupin
donna pinciotti as lily evans
fez as peter pettigrew
jackie burkhart as marlene mckinnon
#marauders#that 70s show#all the young dudes#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#lily evans#peter pettigrew#marlene mckinnon#atyd#wolfstar#the marauders#eric forman#michael kelso#steven hyde#donna pinciotti#fez that 70s show#jackie burkhart#that 90s show#harry potter#marauders era#marauders hc#marauders funny#idk who regulus would be#and i’m not casting snape
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I’ve made a startling discovery,
Our beloved marauders are the same age as Eric Forman and the gang from that 70s show.
😣🤢🤮
#marauders#70s#that 70s show#Harry Potter#Remus lupin#sirius black#James potter#peter pettigrew#eric forman#donna pinciotti#steven hyde#Jackie#i forgot her last name#michael kelso#fez
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