#EquiRose

[isroselalondebisexual]

Hey....... how do you feel about...... rosquius? Do you see it working out? If so, in what quadrant?

I FUCKING LOVE ROSEQUIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

So okay because I am a SUCKER for Equius I ship them in pretty much every quadrant so guess what nonnie you get to hear about ALL OF THEM.

Rose would be the auspisticise between Equius and someone else. Really just pick a person tbeh he’s bad at communication he could need auspisticizing with anyone if you think about it hard enough. Rose has shown canon interest in being the midleaf of a relationship, she’s curious and wants to date people, wants to try it, and she’s also enough of a no-nonsense bitch she’d stand tall (or stand short, as the case may be ;P) and put her foot down on his shenanigans. A “no you listen to me you absolute wreck” kinda exasperated fondness.

Pitch could be fun, given that they’re both absolute disasters. Rose is snarky and Equius doesn’t pick up on her subtlety so he’s just a blunt motherfucker back at her, falling back on being kinda snobbish bc he’s not too good when he doesn’t know someone well and he doesn’t have a script. Needling him would then become VERY entertaining to Rose, and at first he probably wouldn’t get why she’s got it so out for him and then someone would tell him “Equius she’s needling you because she hates you” “I know I don’t get it” “Equius… hate-hate” “OH.” Cue awkward bad flirting that Rose finds strangely irritating and endearing at the same time. Their “dates” are just them arguing over literally every single thing they can think of and bossing each other around. Rose pulls on his hair a lot and it’s hot as hell and he picks her five foot nothing self up like she weighs literally nothing and she hisses about the indignity while he scolds her. He probably picks her up by the scruff of her shirt when he’s feeling particularly salty and it INFURIATES her.

Flush is probably more based in he thinks she’s BRILLIANT and elegant and beautiful and stately at first, then learns she’s actually a walking disaster held together by caffeine packets and makeup and he just goes “oh no.” She’d probably think he’s curious, at first, quiet and reserved which just makes her want to figure out what makes him TICK and then it turns out he’s actually a giant weenie and also a walking disaster and she’s just like “oh no.” They try to be the “put-together” couple to the public eye, well dressed and stately and they go on fancy dinner dates where Equius holds the door open and pushes her seat in for her bc he thinks the world of her and she straightens his lapel and whispers conspiratorially in his ear but in actuality she’s just saying NASTY shit to rile him up bc Rose that is lewd and she just winks at him bc she knows he’s gonna be thinking about that all the way until they get home and then they GET HOME and Rose has never been a sub a day in her life and Equius only likes to pretend to be a dominant individual and they have a lot of fun in the bedroom is what I’m saying without getting TOO not safe for the workplace here on this blog o mine. When they have stay-at-home dates Equius orders a veggie pizza and Rose drinks soda straight out of the two liter and they fuss at each other but neither of them actually DOES anything. Also please picture Rose, in full on Drama Mode, sprawling across his workbench saying “I’m your project now.” and he just “hhrkk”s but then proceeds to scoop her up bridal style and they go make a pot of tea together and cuddle or smth.

Pale is nice because Equius is neurotic as hell and Rose needs someone to break her eye-contact with the thing that’s riling her up sometimes and tell her, entirely bluntly with no possibility of being passive-aggressive or condescending, to stop being a dumbass. Equius realizing Rose is a disaster and just being like “Nepeta we have to make this diamond a three-person thing” and the two of them just sorta looking at Rose and going “…you’re ours now. Welcome to the fold.” Equius picking Rose up and removing her from the thing that’s aggravating her and telling her firmly to shoosh and Nepeta curling up on top of her, effectively pinning her down but also showing physical affection and helping her unpack the things that upset her because if Nepeta can help Equius, of all people, work through his issues I’m pretty sure Nepeta can look at anyone else and go “Ha. You little baby. This is wrigglerplay.” Also Equius getting a chance to help out someone else would probably be very important to him, since Nepeta is usually (usually) the more emotionally balanced of the two of them and Rose so CLEARLY needs someone to help soothe her down. Rose helping Equius calm down when he’s mad or frustrated or confused is really nice too. The only downside to Rosequius pale is they’re both kinda bad at social cues. Rose is a lil better abt them but not good enough to really explain to Equius what he’s doing wrong or how.

Anyway Yeah I love Rosequius and I love Equius and I love Rose and they’re good and should defo be in love.

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Rose Kisses Everyone Part 2!

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[nevernill]

Valentines prompt!! Equirose - Bouquet

[isroselalondebisexual]

Tumblr hates me but I finally managed to post this! I forgot you said “cuddle pile” so feel free to send in another request ^_^;

[isroselalondebisexual]

NepRose dated for a while before Nep decides to introduce Rose to her moirail!! Rose is a little weary of Equius at first because he's this lumbering with more muscle than the other guy trolls combined but she discovers Equius is really sweet and awkward. Equius just tags along neprose dates as a funsie and to make sure the girls dont get TOO wild. Rose kisses his cheek after dates, he doesn't get her unpredictableness half the time but he feels like he has two moirails now? That's nice

Rose♥️Nep, Rose♦️Eq, and Meowrails is a GOOD setup!!!!!! Equius trying to be a chaperone is an inordinately hilarious mental image though like. “Nepeta I love you but no” and Nepeta’s over here ready for her date with a hot girl and she’s like “Equius I love you but you literally cannot stop me.���

But he’s fun to have there in a weird way but that’s okay because everything about Equius is kinda weird but also kinda nice and Rose likes being around him. I also… really kinda like the idea of the two of them sparring? Like, Equius calms down when he engages with high-energy exercise, like fighting, and Rose is a punchy fucker if there ever was one, so the two of them can just burn off some of that frustration/anger/violent energy with each other and that’s real good for them.

Plus like… the two of them gushing over how incredible Nepeta is together? Like yeah, they love her in slightly different ways, for somewhat different reasons, but they can both very easily agree that Nepeta is adorable and deadly and just sorta like the greatest thing that’s ever happened to them.

And then Nepeta and Rose giggle together over what a lame weenie Equius is like. Look at him. He’s such a walking disaster. They love him. God he’s such a wreck.

And Meowrails are of course like the objectively best diamond in all of Homestuck and sometimes when they get together they’ll chat about how pretty and deadly and smart Rose is and wow she’s just so cool and interesting and ahhhhh what a good setup I’m love this idea

[isroselalondebisexual]

Okay so I know I say anon hate doesn’t bother me but when you wanna come into my inbox and tell me Rose is a “man hating lesbian” you’ve 1. got to reevaluate what makes a person valuable to you because “hate” should never be on the list unless the hate is directed at, like, nazis or smth 2. severely underestimated me 3. misjudged my reaction, because now there’s just MORE Rose loving boys and being bisexual in this world.

[isroselalondebisexual]

I present to you all: 

Rose, and her fifteen datemates showering her in love and adoration.

(tumblr killed the quality, please fullsize)

[spockandawe]

I'm pretty sure that just about none of the troll or human kids would find it as easy to take charge of Equius as Rose would.

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