#equius x rose

[yrination]

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[homestuck-textposts]

A collection but it’s with messages now

[glubgodhead]

today was insane. This was the best day I've ever had.

IKIMARU RESPONDED TO ONE OF MY COMMENTS FIRST OFF

I met a huge group of homestucks AND SPENT $425 ON PRINTS AND KEYCHAINS

But trust me when you see the pictures you'll understand...

AND I MET A JANE COSPLAYER WHO HAD MET ZANNEY/BROADWAY KARKST BEFORE.

Today was the best.... ever.

Art on the Prints is by Leia Doodles SHE WAS SO SWEET AND HER ART IS GORGEOUS.

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[badgerteeth666]

Hey guys, long time no see. I thought I'd pop up here to show some of my recent work. I've been sick lately with allergies and an Infection. So I've been stuck doing nothing but drawing while hopped up on benadryl. Hope you like these!! ❍∆❍

We got arasol, a redraw of a Cheetos drawing I did back in 2020, furrified meowrails, regular meowrails, Slash from Guns n Roses, and some chibi davekat. Tell me what you think down below

Dave Strider, signing out

[oswalish]

happy 4/13!!

i redrew the art i did last year

my current artstyle is being as lazy as possible and i have not improved with perspective and proportion but yippee!!

last years art:

[fish-fear]

I have to make this a two parter because I have not posted in many a day

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

Zahhak shades

[vikkirosko]

Can I request the beta kids and trolls with a female human friend reader?

Reader is the leader of the human kids team. She's a free spirit who jump into every fight she can, mostly to protect her friends. She's not stupid by any mean, she just prefers to fight rather than talk, and doesn't hold grudge against her opponent if they reveal to be a good friend/ally.

She's feisty and kind of a tomboy, she hates dresses, ribbons, high heels and the color lime.

The trolls and the kids are kind of worried, because they saw a adult woman in a lime dress, with lime high heels and lime ribbons who look like reader, but more mature, cold and sour. Apparently, she's under the order of Lord English and Doc Scratch.

Thanks!

Platonic headcanons Leader of human kids team

👓 John Egbert ♦️ human fem!Reader 🌪

Your friendship with John has been going on for several years. He liked talking to you. It was easy for him to communicate with you. There was no awkwardness between you like when he was talking to Rose or Jade. That's why he was so happy to meet you in person. Even though your first meeting took place in the game, he was still happy. You fought shoulder to shoulder and you often wrote to your other friends to coordinate your actions. You were the leader of their small team and they agreed with that

John knew you well. You were bold, preferred pants to skirts, ready to get into a fight at any moment to protect your friends from dangers. You weren't stupid, but you weren't going to waste time negotiating, even if your opponent later became your friend or ally. The only thing John was sure of for sure was that you hated lime color. He didn't know the reason for it, but he knew it was so

During the battle, you had to split up and it was then that John saw a woman who caused him great concern. She was a tall woman in a lime dress, with her hair tied with a ribbon with a cold and indifferent expression on her face. But what bothered him most was that this woman seemed to be an adult version of you. He didn't even have time to approach her. He was distracted for only a couple of minutes, but the woman disappeared. However, he understood something. He understood that if this woman was you, then something bad had happened to you

He intended to find you and tell you about who he saw. He didn't know what exactly happened to the other version of you, but he hoped that together you would be able to prevent it. He saw that your adult version was like an ice puppet, devoid of emotions, and he didn't want something to happen to you, his friend, that would make you like this

🔮 Rose Lalonde ♦️ human fem!Reader ☀️

You and Rose were friends even though your characters were opposite to each other. She was calm and rarely lost her composure, preferring dialogue, while you were bold, determined, eager to fight and ready to defend your friends at any moment. In your team, Rose was the think tank and you were the leader and you worked well together

You always tried to help your friends and Rose made sure that you did everything right. She gave you advice and you helped her. You weren't stupid, but you preferred fighting to negotiation. Rose knew that and didn't disapprove of your methods. You were not cruel and never held a grudge against enemies if they became friends or allies

When Rose saw an unfamiliar woman with an indifferent expression in a lime dress and with her hair braided with a ribbon during a game session, she tensed up. Pretty quickly she realized that this woman was related to Doc Scratch, but she was much more concerned that this woman was very similar to you. Like it was an adult version of you. When Rose realized this, it was like a puzzle had formed in her head. She realized that in some of the developments of events you were under the guidance of Doc Scratch

Rose wasn't going to let that happen. You were her dear friend and she wasn't going to let the enemy control you. Rose didn't know exactly how she was going to stop Doc Scratch, but she wasn't going to let him hurt you or control your mind

🕶 Dave Strider ♦️ human fem!Reader 💿

You and Dave have been good friends for several years. He liked talking to you. You were easy to communicate, you rarely had any disagreements. You were good at playing the role of leader, which is why when the game started, Dave was not against you taking on the role of leader of their small team

You were always the first to rush into battle, ready to protect your friends no matter what. You were bold, brave and far from stupid, even though you preferred battles to negotiations. Dave knew he could rely on you. You were willing to go to great lengths to protect your friends and they knew it. Just like they knew you hated dresses, ribbons, and lime color

During the game, Dave felt someone's eyes on him. At first he thought it was one of the enemies, but when he turned around, he saw a woman in the distance who was watching him. He noticed her because of the lime dress that stood out strongly against the landscape. She was just watching him. He was able to see her face just for a moment before she disappeared, but he could tell for sure that this woman looked like you, even though she was older

The thought that something happened to you in the future because of which you changed so much did not give him peace of mind. He intended to tell you about it in person so that the whole team could sort it out. He wasn't going to let something break his friend and change you so much

🐾 Jade Harley ♦️ human fem!Reader 🌌

Jade was always genuinely happy with her friends and you were no exception. You were one of her precious friends and she tried to do a lot for you as well as you for your friends. Jade knew that you were always ready to protect your friends and when the game started, she saw how you were eager to fight to protect them. You were the leader of their small team and not only Jade but the others agreed with that

You corresponded a lot to distract yourself from everything that was happening around you. Jade was glad to have the opportunity to chat with you and when you saw bright lime-colored plants on your planet, you often began to write to Jade about this. She knew that you hated lime color, but it was far from something that you or she could control

Jade was sure that everything would go well, but something happened that she did not expect. She saw a strange woman. This woman was wearing a lime dress and her face was indifferent. But what scared Jade a lot more was that this woman looked a lot like you, like she was an adult version of you. She tried to approach her, but the woman disappeared. Jade wasn't sure if it was really an adult version of you, but she intended to tell you about it

Jade was worried about what she saw. She was sure that that woman was not your ally, but if it was you, then something obviously happened to you in another timeline, but she was going to prevent it. You were her friend and she wasn't going to let someone control your mind or break you

♋ Karkat Vantas ♦️ human fem!Reader ❤

You and Karkat started chatting online. Then you didn't even know that he was a troll. For you, he was just an ordinary stranger from the Internet who often wrote to you. You didn't pay attention to the fact that some of the things he wrote were strange. You talked for a long time and eventually you began to consider him your friend, not even knowing who he really was

Karkat knew quite a lot about you. You, as well as other people, seemed strange to him, but he communicated with you as a leader with a leader. He knew that you were ready to rush into battle at any moment to protect your friends and he knew that you hated lime color. He often watched you and tried to help in the ways that were available to him

When he was watching your gaming session once again, he noticed someone's silhouette. When he brought the silhouette a little closer, he saw an unfamiliar human woman. She was wearing a lime dress and was watching you with an indifferent face. It bothered him, but it bothered him even more that this woman was very similar to you, only older

Karkat has written you a huge number of messages in which he wrote to you to be careful about that strange woman. He didn't know who she was, but he was sure she wasn't your friend. He tried to protect you in his own special way, but you were not online. This made him even more worried. He hoped that you were okay and that you hadn't turned into that cold version of you

♈ Aradia Megido ♦️ human fem!Reader ☠️

You met Aradia personally during the game. She was traveling through different time periods and accidentally met you. She saw a slightly later version of you who was familiar with her, so she decided to get to know you. She found you interesting and she was interested in watching you fight. For you, she became your first troll friend and sometimes she even gave you advice on how best to act as a leader

She traveled between time periods and communicated with different versions of you. You found it funny, but you never asked her what would happen in the future. You liked talking to her and listening to what she was telling you. You didn't know much about archaeology, ghosts, and time lines, but you were a good listener

During the trip in the next period of time, Aradia saw you again, but this time everything was much worse than she could have imagined. You were a grown woman in a lime dress and with an indifferent expression on your face. She immediately realized that you didn't become like this on your own and that apparently Doc Scratch was involved in this. She couldn't even try to talk to you, because you disappeared, but she wasn't going to let this situation go by itself

She went to you to warn you and ask you to be careful. She knew that Doc Scratch wouldn't back down from his plans so easily, she intended to stop him even if it would require her to take you on a journey through time lines

♉ Tavros Nitram ♦️ human fem!Reader 🦽

When you and Tavros started chatting, you quickly took a liking to him. He seemed nice to you and you wanted to protect him as well as the rest of your friends. Tavros has been watching you. You seemed like a hero to him and he was happy to talk to you. You never insulted him or laughed at him and he was pleased to communicate with you

Tavros watched you fight. You were bold and ready to defend your friends at any moment, regardless of who your opponent was. You've always preferred battle to negotiation. You weren't stupid, but you didn't like to waste time negotiating. However, Tavros still admired you

When he was watching you again, he noticed that he wasn't the only one watching. He saw an adult woman in a lime dress who was watching you with indifference. She looked like you and he assumed that this woman was someone like your lusus, but she disappeared as strangely as she appeared

When he wrote to you about the mysterious woman, you were surprised. You replied that your guardian was dead and you had no idea who that woman was. You both understood that this woman was somehow connected to you and you intended to find out exactly how. Tavros had no idea who she was, but he intended to help you in the few ways he had

♊ Sollux Captor ♦️ human fem!Reader 🐝

From the very first day you met Sollux, it seemed funny to watch you. You were a little weird, but he liked talking to you. You reminded him of Karkat, only less hot-tempered. He liked talking to you. You were able to become friends pretty quickly, which you were glad of

Sometimes he would joke about you, but you really seemed interesting to him. You were brave and loyal to your friends. He liked watching you and watching you fight. You didn't like negotiations, preferring fights. He knew you weren't stupid, but you had your own methods that you used

When he was watching you again, he saw a strange woman. She was watching you with an indifferent expression on her face. She looked like you, only older and wearing a lime dress. Sollux knew that you hated lime color and at first he thought it was your lusus, but then he remembered that you said that your guardian had died. He didn't know who that woman was, but she disappeared after a couple of moments, as if she just disappeared into thin air

He wrote to you about it, but he didn't find out if you responded to his message. He was forced to take his mind off the screen to deal with his problems. He was hoping that you could talk a little later and that you weren't in danger right now. He really wanted to believe it

♌ Nepeta Leijon ♦️ human fem!Reader 🐱

Initially, your communication with Nepeta began in the format of a game. You thought it was funny and you had no idea she was watching you. You always tried to find time for her. You considered her one of your friends and tried to answer her every time she wrote to you. She knew you weren't a troll, so she was interested in learning more about you, even though you didn't quite understand the reason for it

During the game, she saw how often you became a participant in battles to protect your friends. You were brave, daring and always ready for a fight. You weren't stupid, but you didn't waste time negotiating. Nepeta liked to see you when you were fighting. You were a good fighter and she understood that. She hoped that someday you would be able to talk in person and she would be able to introduce you to Equius

When she was once again watching you and waiting for you to be able to reply to her message. However, a figure she didn't recognize caught her attention. It was an adult woman dressed in a lime-colored dress. She was watching you with a cold expression on her face, as if expecting something, but when she literally disappeared into thin air, Nepeta felt uneasy. She wasn't sure that this woman was friendly to you and wanted to protect you in case of danger

She texted you about a mysterious woman, but you were busy and didn't see her messages. Nepeta hoped that by the time you read her messages, you would be safe. That woman looked like you and that was another reason why she was worried about you. She hoped this woman wouldn't hurt you

♍ Kanaya Maryam ♦️human fem!Reader🧵

You met Kanaya personally. You have never corresponded before, so you only knew each other from the stories of your mutual friends. It was interesting for you to communicate with each other. You told each other about your lives before the game and what you were interested in, as if you had known each other for many years

You had a lot of time that needed to be occupied with something. Kanaya got to know you better. You were a good friend, the leader of your small team. You were brave, daring, you were always ready to go into battle to protect your friends and you hated dresses and lime color. Kanaya found out the last two facts when she offered to sew something for you. The rest she found out even before your personal acquaintance

Kanaya came to your room to talk about Rose. You knew Rose much better and Kanaya was hoping that you could give her some advice, but she found a strange woman in your room. It was an adult woman in a lime dress and with a cold expression on her face. She disappeared before Kanaya had time to do anything, but Kanaya remembered something well. She remembered that this woman was very much like you

Kanaya didn't know what she needed to do. She wasn't sure if this woman was real and wasn't sure if she was related to you. She was going to tell you about it and ask you to be careful. Kanaya didn't know what exactly happened to this woman, but she looked like she was just a puppet, and Kanaya didn't want the same fate for you

♎ Terezi Pyrope ♦️human fem!Reader 🐲

From the very beginning of your communication, you were not sure how you felt about Terezi. She was a little weird, but you kept talking. Over time, you stopped considering her oddities as such. Your opinion about this was strengthened when you met in person. You had a lot of time that you could spend together and become really good friends

Terezi enjoyed spending time with you. You were bold, daring, it was interesting to communicate with you. You were the leader of your small group and at any moment you were ready to get into a fight to protect them. Terezi knew about it because you almost got into a fight with Karkat when she and Dave had a serious fight

When she was walking down the corridor past your room, she smelled a strange smell. This smell was very similar to yours, but there was something different about it. Terezi went to the source of the smell to find out its source. She definitely smelled your scent mixed with the smell of lime. She knew you hated lime color, so you couldn't smell it. She wanted to get closer, but the smell disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, puzzling her

She went to you to make sure that the source of the smell was not you. She told you about a strange smell similar to yours. You were surprised by what she said, but you went looking for an outsider. You doubted that you would be able to find the one Terezi sensed, but you believed her

♏ Vriska Serket ♦️ human fem!Reader 🎱

Your friendship with Vriska was quite unusual. You seemed to get along well, but there seemed to be some rivalry between you. Vriska aspired to be in the center of events, while you were the leader of your team. You often corresponded and she watched you, giving you advice in her own special way

She saw you rushing into battle to protect your friends. You were bold, daring. You reminded her of Mindfang. She was interested in you. She wouldn't mind being able to fight alongside you, but she didn't tell you or anyone else about it

When she was watching you again, she noticed something strange. She wasn't the only one doing it. You were being watched by a woman who looked like you, dressed in a lime dress. She was watching you with indifference, as if she wasn't interested at all. Vriska wasn't sure why, but it bothered her. When the woman disappeared right in front of her eyes, she became even more worried

She wrote to you about a strange woman. You were grateful to her for her help, even though you didn't understand where this woman could have come from. Vriska intended to help you as much as she could while she had the opportunity. She was still worried about that woman and hoped that you would be safe

♐ Equius Zahhak ♦️human fem!Reader 🥛

From the first day of your acquaintance, your communication with Equius was quite strange. You seemed to get along well, but some of his phrases bothered you. You perceived him as a little strange, but a friend with whom you didn't mind talking

Equius found you a little strange. Despite the color of your blood, you were the leader of your team. You were strong, bold, brave. You were a good leader and a good friend. Equius was interested in communicating with you even though you had different interests and different worldview

When he once again corresponded with you, he noticed that there was someone's silhouette in the distance. Looking closer, he saw a woman in a lime dress. She looked like you and it was weird. He wrote to you about it, but as soon as you turned around, this woman disappeared. Equius could have sworn that he definitely saw this woman who looked so much like you

You believed Equius, but you didn't know anyone like you. You had no idea who that woman was or how she could have ended up with you. It bothered you. You didn't know who she was, why she looked like you and how she could have disappeared, but now you were alert and ready for a surprise attack

♑ Gamzee Makara ♦️ human fem!Reader 🎪

For all the time of your communication, Gamzee considered you funny and interesting. He was watching you and distracting you from your business, even when the game started. He was interested in watching you. Sometimes you got annoyed because of his strange phrases, but even that seemed funny to him

You and Gamzee were not alike. You were the leader of your team, ready to get into a fight at any moment to protect your friends. You were bold and daring. You didn't like negotiations, even if in the end you got along well with your former rivals. Gamzee liked watching you during fights

When he was watching you again, he noticed something curious. You were being watched by an adult woman who looked like you. She was wearing a lime dress and with an indifferent expression on her face. However, at some point she turned her head, as if she knew exactly how to look into his eyes and put her finger to her lips and then disappeared

Gamzee wasn't going to tell you about this woman. He was sure that this woman was connected with you and with someone that others didn't know about. It could only mean one thing. In the future, something will happen that will put you on the same side with him and Gamzee was not going to prevent this from happening

♒ Eridan Ampora ♦️ human fem!Reader 🪄

Initially, you and Eridan did not have the best relationship. You quarreled but continued to communicate. He was arrogant and wanted a lot of attention even when you directly told him that you were busy and you didn't have the opportunity to respond to his messages. But even though you were fighting, you continued to consider each other friends

He watched you sometimes. He saw how brave and daring you were. You bravely rushed into battle to protect your friends. Sometimes Eridan wanted you to be able to communicate in person. He was sure that you would have a great friendship

When he decided to watch your game session again and that's when he saw a strange woman who was watching you and the fight in which you participated. It was an adult woman like you dressed in a lime dress. Eridan remembered how you once mentioned that you hate lime color and dresses, so he was surprised. But when the woman disappeared, he realized that she could well be dangerous

He sent you a huge number of messages to warn you about a strange and possibly dangerous woman. Although he was rude sometimes, he really considered you his friend and he didn't want you to be in danger because of a strange woman

♓ Feferi Peixes ♦️ human fem!Reader 🐠

Your friendship with Feferi started pretty quickly. She was friendly and sociable and you were able to find a common language quickly. You often corresponded and talked about everything in the world, as if you had known each other for many years. She became your friend with whom you liked to communicate and who was ready to answer you at any time of the day

She saw in you the image of the leader she aspired to. You were confident, bold, daring. You were ready to rush into battle at any moment to protect your friends. You weren't stupid, but you preferred battles to negotiations. But you didn't hold a grudge against the enemies who became your friends or allies

Feferi wished you only the best, which is why she was very worried when she saw a strange woman watching your gaming session. At first she mistook it for your lusus, but then realized that it wasn't. This woman looked a lot like you, but she was older, she was wearing a lime-colored dress and her expression was frighteningly indifferent. Feferi didn't know who this woman was, but she was very worried about her

Feferi hastened to write to you about a strange woman and asked you to be careful. She promised you to try to make sure that this woman doesn't show up again and warn you if she sees her again. Feferi felt threatened by this woman and the last thing she wanted was for her dear friend to suffer because of her

[binx-art]

I made a ton more rosemary outfit alts… just want to gather the collection here

I wanted to make more for this one post since they have so many good outfits, but its harder than I expected. I think this is a good amount for now <3

Thanks for so many likes/reblogs 😭❤️

@relaxxattack ‘s tags gave me the lil push i needed so now i have the rosemary version

I might make more, working on these too to make editing easier

[sleepigoat]

day 10: uhhh i dont have any specific ship dynamics i like but i love them pb&j my beloved

other random ass ships i like:

rose x kanaya, john/june x karkat x dave, nepeta x equius x gamzee (as moirails) (goofy goopurrs), eridan x karkat (moirails)

im not much of a shipper so i dunno

[kocoloco]

Homestuck x Trolls

This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever made

If yall wanna see me draw scenes from the movie I will so definitely do so

Small trolls explaination

Also trolls are movie trolls height but half trolls can vary

Character roles;

Dirk - Veneer

Roxy- Velvet

June - Ritz

Jade - (probably related to June with some kind of oc)

(Their not actually bad, just under bad influence by Caliborn, aka Caliborn is their manager)

Dave - Poppy

Rose- Viva

Karkat - Branch

Kanaya - Clay

Sollux - Bruce

Aradia- Brandy

Gamzee - Mr Dinkles(lol)

Tavros - Bigs

Terezi- (not sure yet)

Eridan- (no role yet)

Equius- (no role yet)

Nepeta - (no role yet)

Vriska - Might be John Dory, I’m not sure

Feferi - Floyd

Bro is king peppy/hj

[somberauthor]

Masterlist!

Homestuck

John Egbert finds out you haven't watched ghostbusters

John Egbert <3 reader (HEADCANONS)

John Egbert and you have a sleepover

Rose Lalonde gets given a dress you made

Rose Lalonde + Jade Harley <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider and john egbert fight over glasses

Dave Strider gets called by his middle name

Dave Strider talks to karkat very seriously

Dave Strider <3< Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider tells john that nic cage is most likely dead

Dave Strider <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider falling asleep on call with you

Dave Strider finds out your horns are sensitive (SFW, its not weird)

Strider cuddling headcanons

Beta Kids Sleepover (HEADCANONS)

Humanstuck (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Troll! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Fem! Horror Artist! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Tavros Nitram gets pushed around in his wheelchair

Mituna Captor plays just dance with you (HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas + Sollux Captor <3 AFAB! Reader (PERIOD HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas <3 Reader (STORY)

Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, and Equius Zahhak with a S/O with a high pain tolerance

Eridan Ampora <3 Reader (HEADCANONS + STORY)

Feferi Peixes <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hiveswap

Marvus Xoloto <> PurpleBlood! Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Chahut Maenad + Marvus Xoloto <3 Human! Reader (STORY)

Karako Pierot <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Vast Error

Arcjec Voorat <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hamifi Hekrix <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Edolon Vryche <3 Mirthamaniac! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS) but fluffier

Void Bound

Formik Amoros <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Metalocalypse

Toki + Reader (HEADCANONS)

TADC (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Cast + TV head! Male! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Kinger + Reader (STORY)

Kinger + Reader PT 2 (STORY)

Ragatha + Everyone (STORY)

Jax x Clueless! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Fox! Mime! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Chaotic! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Reader failed rizz (STORY)

Jax x Reader first kiss (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Nonverbal! Reader (STORY)

Jax x Sensitive! Bunny! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Pomni Shows Jax Tumblr (STORY)

DANGANRONPA

Chihiro Fujisaki + Reader (STORY) !ANGST!

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader comfort (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Naegiri + Reader (HEADCANONS)

ADVENTURE TIME/FIONNA AND CAKE

Fionna Campbell x Reader (HEADCANONS)

Farmworld Finn x Trans Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

HELLUVA BOSS

Octavia and you share music tastes

MISCELLANIOUS

Axeofshame x Dr. Catatonic

part two... ^

please tell me if any links are incorrect!!

UPDATED: 7/6/2024

[rockkal]

HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON NEXT UPD8(s) PREDICTIONS (I'm delusional, btw) /SHITPOST

We get to see Jack Noir be a pathetic little meow meow and has depression because he's too busy working at the mine coal to see his wife

The Felt come into the screen, also somehow snowman, and they all say "We voted for Obama" (this is very important homestuck lore, btw)

Brand new character called HEROIN ADDICT is introduced. Son of Karkat and Dave. Has a brother named John Egbert Strider Vantas

Clover flirts with Jane and gets sent to the weed dungeon. And not like the good weed. I mean like the weed that really feels like shit

Jake becomes new leader of the Felt and Crowbar becomes his dad (Crowbar dad AU, write that down, it'll be on the test)

We get to see Death, the character, talk with ULT Dirk and he brang along the Midnight Crew, Mom Lalonde B1 and Dad egbert because he thinks they're cool (also, Mom Lalonde and Dad Egbert kiss a lot in death's office and have tea and buscuits with the Midnight Crew)

CALIBORN COMES FOR A SINGLE PANEL AND MAKES JUNE OFFICIALLY TRANS! BECAUSE HE HATES JUNE AND HE HATES WOMEN SO HE COMBINES THE TWO THINGS HE HATES INTO ONE (this is a joke, btw. I honestly want June's transitioning to be more in character then just the gremlin guy I like does it for me)

Ms Paint. becomes narrator of both Candy and Meat and it's just a podcast about different types of paint

Something related to The Midnight Crew's creator, Professor Mayasaka or however the fuck ya spell it, something translated into midnight. Whatever. I just wanna see the professor man come in and do something

JANE REVIVES AIMLESS RENEGADE SOMEHOW AND HE GOES GOD TIER! (His Classpect is Mage of Blood because I say so)

Sollux and Eridan kissing

B

Roxy breaks the fourth wall and says "it's Roxy Lalonding time" and Roxy Lalondes all over the place

A bucket appears and yeah

We see Andrew Hussie in a bath robe

Terezi manages to give back the legal rights to Beyond Canon back to their creators (sorry, I forgot your name, mister cool homestuck guy. I forget easily :'(]

Vriska dies. (I hate Vriska! (In a Kismesis way))

Equius comes back to say "I require horse" and then he gets prototyped with the universe frog

Matchsticks gets a personality and we learn he wants to become an actual fire fighter and save people since he was a kid

Stitch becomes hella cool by partnering with Kanaya to beat the shit out of Dirk

Rose just stays Rose because I forgot she existed

21 again but with Dave

June Egbert gets two new dads and they're Eggs and Biscuits from The Felt because it reminds her of her dead dad's cakes

Diamonds Droogs/Draconian Dignitary x Dad Crocker 20 hour oiled up make out session flash animation

Calliope has a child with Roxy. (comment what ya think they would be called)

Dirk eats a baby (it's John Egbert Strider Vantas)

AR gets to have a robo body and becomes friends with AR and Aradia and also Aranea is there to keep them in check and they call eachother the "AR squad", but Aranea is the out cast because she is blue

Eden Gardner (homestuck OC of @springselkie) gets a mention.

Monkeys become relevant to the plot

Jack Noir gets to show us his stabs

Bold Eagles are Aimless Renegade's second power, because he's the only AMERUCAN character in homestuck

Jake gets a beard and celebrates by showing us his level 100 GYAT

What Pumpkin office remains is an important location in the story

Mommy Condie comes back and marries Earth C's version of Colonel sassacres

Freddy Fazber, new character, literally the best. Hor hor hor hor.

Something related to drugs, I guess (I'm running out of ideas)

Fortnite becomes canon and everyone loves it

Deltarune reference

Jack Noir eats money and becomes lamborghini

Jack Noir villain arc where he and June kiss (their kismesis, it's ok. They want to kill eachother)

Rose's wifi is STILL shitty! COME ON, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS, FIX YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION, GURL!

Kanaya gets to make something Lord English related

We see Doc Scratch because he's awesome

Wayward Vagabond comes back from the grave and does ANOTHER revolution against monerchy. He is truly the best diplomat.

MLP gets mentioned

Problem Sleuth shows up for 5 panels and then dies

Nepeta gets to kill Pickle Inspector

Eridan smokes weed

[S] Terezi: Do the mackarena

Weed chapter

Karkat gets a period cramp

Something something Lord English in black void, becomes normal Caliborn, being room mates with Equius, Gamzee and AR (auto-responder)

Free Bird fight sequence

Joe Biden gets a mention because he was probably in office before the clown fuckers took over D.C. Washington

Cockaine chapter

MSPA reader gets hella blazed and yeah

Caliborn kisses a rule 63 version of a Miku body pillow

Pic Yaoi sequence or smth

Sawbuck stays a fat fuck and eats the earth at the end

Itchy dies from tripping on a rock

Doze unslows himself and does a break dance

Trace and Fin make out session

Quarters gets to shoot ULT Dirk and is declared a war veteran

Bog from RHG shows up to eat a chocolate bar

I'm high

Ok, that was the end of this dumb shitpost. Hope ya got a kick out of it. Or not.

Wait

Shit

I should probably add an image so that I could look cool

Give me a sec

Yes, God of Yaoi.

Perfect for this.

See ya

[davekat-sucks]

If you could rewrite homestuck (I mean act 1-7 nothing past that) What would you change?

For the most part Acft 1 up to Cascade has been fine. Everything after that will have major changes. Like have Beta Kids from the ship and meteor actually speak with each other and visit each other during the travel. They have all the means for communication and I think it's bullshit they never talked to each other. Rose's alcoholism will be solved without Vriska involved. Terezi gets help from the people around her to stay away from Gamzee. And trying to free Gamzee from Lord English's servitude. Have the dead trolls be alive again. Be it on the meteor or in the Alpha session. Not as sprites. Just themselves. No teen drama with the Alpha Kids either. Have the dead trolls interact with the Alpha Kids as they help through their session and issues. NO DANCESTORS. Three of them have larger roles and the rest of the cast is completely useless. There is no need to pad the story out. Let Feferi fill that role for Meenah to take charge and give her development she needs. As well as having the trolls confront and face about their ancestor's past and what they will be for the future. No Union Jack either. Make it known that Calliope's toxic positivity harms the cast too, showing that she is just as awful as Caliborn. The cast would have to beat both Cherubs. Final battles would be The trolls vs The Condesce Beta Kids vs Jack Noir Alpha Kids vs Lord English Bonus is that Spades Slick is on the Alpha Kids side or fights on his own too against Lord English. To finally wrap up what he had came for from the Intermission. He would then get to be with Ms. Paint as a couple. They beat the villains, get Earth C, endgame ships would be things like JohnVris, Rosemary, DaveJade, Karezi, DirkJake, EriRoxy, Equius x Jane, and Solradia. They each have fankids (through natural means or ectobiology, so NO DOG PENIS), and they live happily ever after. And that's just if I keep the trolls in this. Because I think it would be better if Homestuck itself is just focused on the Beta kids fighting against Jack Noir and then Lord English, no trolls involved. If you had to have them, have them only the important ones like Vriska, Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat help the Beta Kids before they get killed off. Have the troll session, Hivebent, as a separate story that can be explored later. The Acts would be up to 5-6 since that means Dancestors and Alpha Kid session won't be in this. It would be just be about John, Dave, Rose, and Jade. The main four we had been following like it was. This is how I would rewrite Homestuck.